? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
布兰达 你今晚怎么出来了 Oh. hey. Brenda. What brings you out tonight?
家里太压抑 需要出来喘口气 Just needed to get out of the house.
我懂 I hear that.
想要人陪吗 Want some company?
好啊 Sure.
那我们换个地方怎么样 Then what if we go someplace else?
什么地方呢 What do you have in mind?
今晚孩子在赫谢尔那边... Herschel does have the kids.
你还好吗 You okay?
乔治 George?
您好 Hello?
玛丽 我是布兰达 Mary. it's Brenda.
乔治进医院了 George is in the hospital.
怎么了 What's going on?
急救人员觉得可能是他的心脏 Paramedics think it might be his heart.
我们只不过在公共场所度过了美好时光 对吗 All we did was have a nice time in a public place. Hmm?
那有什么不妥吗 Now. is there anything wrong with that?
感觉是有点不妥 Kind of feels like it.
确实 It does feel like it.
为什么会有这种感觉 Why does it feel like it?
也许 Maybe...
是因为跟令自己感到特别的人谈心很开心 'cause it was nice to talk to someone and feel special.
没错 It was.
星期天并不是我最爱的日子 Sundays were not my favorite day.
其实那一天唯一能让我高兴的 In fact. the only light at the end of the tunnel was
是时事节目《60分钟》结尾处 主持人的讽刺结语 the wry musings of Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes.
噪音是人们不想听到的声音 Noise is sound you don't want to hear.
而一个人的天籁 可能是他人的噪音 And of course. one person's sound is another person's noise.
好刺 So wry.
而星期天的其他部分只有橄榄球 The rest of the day was filled with football.
教堂 与我唯一不爱去上的学校 church and the only school I didn't enjoy attending.
主日学校 Sunday school.
而他的母亲把婴儿时的摩西放在篮子里 And then his mother put baby Moses in a basket
让他从河流顺流而下 and sent him down the river.
为什么 Why?
有可能是因为他整晚哭不停 Maybe he was crying all night
他爸爸妈妈想安静休息吧 and his mother and father needed a break.
也可能是他的奶奶来要帮忙照顾他 And maybe his grandmother was in town to help out.
但又说自己要倒时差就早早睡了 but she went to bed early because she had jet lag
明明就是从隔壁飞来的而已 after her flight from Dallas.
她会藏宝宝是因为法老王下令 She did it because Pharaoh ordered
要处决所有的男宝宝 all the male babies to be killed.
-圣经里真的这么写了吗 -真的 - That's really in the Bible? - Yes.
而妈连朱迪·布鲁姆的青年小说都不让我读 And Mom won't let me read Judy Blume.
《希拉大帝》那本书改变了我的人生 Sheila the Great changed my life.
讲一个少女伪装自己的不安全感与恐惧的故事
继续回来讲摩西 Back to Moses.
他被法老王的女儿给捡到 He was found by Pharaoh's daughter
最后带着以色列人民离开埃及 and went on to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
因为就连你感到迷失时 主也早已为我们做好安排 because even when you feel lost. God has a plan for us all.
那祂对没被救到的男婴有什么安排呢 What was his plan for the male babies who didn't get rescued?
这很难说 It's tough to say.
当时法老下令把他们都丢到河里呢 There was a decree to throw them in the river.
无辜的小宝宝吗 Innocent babies?
真是太坏了 That is not cool.
那是法老王的命令 不是主的旨意 That was Pharaoh. that was not God.
但你刚才也说了 全都是主计划中的一部分 But according to you. it's all part of God's plan.
你在夜里如何安眠 How do you sleep at night?
好了 我们得再聊聊主日学校找人来帮忙 Okay. we're gonna revisit getting me some help with Sunday school.
我准备好了 非常愿意... I am ready. willing. and...
拒绝 Nope.
我想要一个真的能引起小孩共鸣的人 I want someone who can really connect with the kids.
我最能跟孩子建立起关系了 But connecting with the kids is what I do.
是哪个世界的你啊 What planet are you on?
我是玛丽老师 我是你们主日学校的新老师 I'm Miss Mary. and I'll be your Sunday school teacher.
才不是你 是我 Oh. no. you won't. I will.
嘶嘶蛇 你说谎 Slithers. that is a lie.
谎话的另一个名称是什么呢 And what's another name for a lie?
"嘶"... 罪 A s-s-sin.
妈呀 真"嘶"烂透了 Boy did that s-s-suck.
行 那你心目中的人选是谁 Fine. what do you have in mind?
是时候找一个青年牧师来了 It's time we hire a youth pastor.
新血吗 听起来就让我喜欢 Fresh blood. I like the sound of that.
我已经打电话让我 I already put in a call to my buddy
南部浸信会的好友送人来了 at the Southern Baptist Convention.
所以并没有要讨论人选 So. this isn't open for discussion?
而是已经箭在弦上了吗 It's already happening?
就如我在周二晚上的娱乐活动时说的 As they say in the rec room Tuesday nights:
"宾果" "Bingo!"
真"嘶"抱歉 S-s-sorry.
你好啊 布兰达 Hey. Brenda.
你好啊 康妮 Oh. hey. Connie.
有一阵子没见到你了啊 Haven't seen you in a while.
对啊 Yeah.
感觉你跟乔治过了很疯狂的一晚啊 Sounds like you and George had a crazy night. huh?
什么 我们才没有 What? No. we didn't.
他犯心脏病 你送他到医院 He has a heart attack. and you get him to the hospital.
这还不疯狂吗 That wasn't crazy?
不会啦 No.
幸好当时你跟他在一起 Well. thank God you were with him.
我跟他没有"在一起"啦 Well. I-I wouldn't say I was "with him."
没有吗 You weren't?
只是我在那里 他刚好也在 I was there. and he was there.
还有很多人都在那里啊 and other people were there.
行吧 Okay.
我只是很庆幸他现在没事了 You know. i'm just glad that he's doing better.
是啊 Mm. Yeah.
-好啦 很高兴今天遇到你 -我也是 - Well. it's good seeing you. - You. too.
我上次教主日学校的那天 你们都喜欢吧 You both liked it that day I taught Sunday school. right?
拜托 是那条蛇吗 Ugh. with the snake?
我也不喜欢 I didn't like it. either.
但我对很多东西的评价都负面 But I'm critical of most things.
你不会又想再来一次吧 You aren't doing it again. are you?
没有 我们要请一个新的青年牧师 No. We're hiring a youth pastor.
为什么 Why?
帮助你们这些孩子对主更有兴趣 To help get young kids excited about God.
-你指的是那个让婴儿被丢到河里的主吗 -什么 - The same God who lets babies get thrown in rivers? - What?
今天主日学校讲到了摩西 We covered Moses in Sunday school.
那是旧约的主啦 Well. that was Old Testament God.
祂后面会变比较好啦 He gets more fun later.
反正杰夫牧师说 Anyway. Pastor Jeff
他想要从外面搬救兵 is hoping to bring in someone from the outside to help.
你觉得自己做得更好 所以嫉妒了 Oh. and you're jealous 'cause you think you can do it better.
才没有 No.
我相信他请到的人一定能做得很好 I'm sure whoever we get will do a wonderful job.
她嫉妒了 She's jealous.
连我都看得出来 真的太明显了 You know it's bad when I can see it.
有何贵干 What's up?
我家的烟雾侦测器又在乱叫了 My smoke detector's beeping again.
你们家有替换的小电池吗 Have you got one of those little batteries?
-有吧 进来 -谢谢 - I think so. Come on in. - Thank you.
它再叫几声 我就要拿霰弹枪出来了 See. I'm three beeps away from breaking out my shotgun.
我家的我早把电池拆了 I don't even put batteries in ours anymore.
千万别让谢尔顿知道 Do not tell Sheldon.
我今天在超市遇到布兰达了 I saw Brenda at the grocery today.
是吗 Oh. yeah?
她怎么样 How's she doing?
我不知道啊 I don't know.
她有什么事吗 Something going on with her?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我当时就跟她聊聊你们在酒吧发生的事 I was just talking about what happened to y'all at the bar.
她就有点怪里怪气 and she kind of got weird.
怎么怪 Weird how?
她说什么了 What'd she say?
倒也不是她有说什么啦 Well. it's not so much what she said.
就是我感觉到有点怪怪的 Just kind of a vibe I got.
可能是你让人家觉得尴尬了呢 Well. maybe you made her uncomfortable.
你在这方面也算是大师 You do have that effect on people.
我才没干嘛呢 I didn't do anything.
我就是敦亲睦邻关心一下 I was just being neighborly.
找到了 你拿去吧 Found it. Here we go.
还有什么吗 Hey. anything else?
没了 No.
那再见啦 Well. see you.
再见 See you.
您好 Hello?
你跟康妮说什么了 What did you tell Connie?
你这是什么意思 What do you mean?
她说她在超市遇到你 She said she saw you at the grocery store.
你怪里怪气的 and you were acting weird.
我一时措手不及嘛 She caught me off guard.
她就问我们在酒吧的事情 She was asking questions about us hanging out at the bar.
-那你跟她说什么了 -什么都没说 - What did you tell her? - Nothing.
反正你说的话让她开始来我这里 Well. whatever you said's got her sniffing around me
像是猎犬找臭猫 like a hound dog after a polecat.
你用的这是什么俗语啊 A hound dog after a polecat?
我一紧张就会农村味儿特重 When I get nervous. I get extra country.
-那你有在她面前这样吗 -没有 - Did you get country in front of her? - No.
-所以你神态自若了 -也没有 - So you played it cool. - No.
我们得先统一口径 So. we got to get our stories straight.
你说说你告诉她什么了 Now. wh-what did you tell her?
我告诉她我们当时没有在一起 I told her we weren't together.
只是我在酒吧 你也在酒吧 I was there. and you were there.
酒吧里还有很多人都在 and other people were there. too.
很好 非常好 That's good. That's good.
那你告诉她什么了 So. what did you tell her?
我有点没礼貌地赶她出我家了 I was a little rude and rushed her out of the house.
你不是总这么对她吗 Don't you do that all the time?
的确是 那看来没事了 Oh. yeah. Oh. I guess we're okay.
我设计了一些问题 I drew up a list of interview questions
到时候问来面试的牧师 we can ask the pastors.
这些问题都有点小打小闹啊 But these are all softballs.
我们难道不该问点更直击灵魂的问题吗 Shouldn't we dig a little deeper?
你不是吧 Are you kidding me?
"谁是你最喜欢的圣徒与理由" "Who's your favorite apostle and why"
绝对能让他们如坐针毡 is gonna have them squirming in their seat.
拜托 这题有11个好答案与1个烂答案 Oh. please. there are 11 good answers and one bad one.
玛丽 如果你只是想找茬 Mary. if you're not here to help.
我可以自己搞定 I can do this on my own.
我是真心来帮忙的 我的意思只是 I am here to help. I am just saying
很多人只是把这份工作当成垫脚石 that most people see this job as a stepping stone
好转去更大... to bigger and better oppor...
这位是安迪牧师 This is Pastor Andy.
-您好 -欢迎 - Hi. there. - Welcome.
-谁是你最喜欢的圣徒与理由 -这题有难度 - Who is my favorite apostle and why? - That is a toughie.
不过 除了犹大以外的答案应该都安全吧 Although. I suppose any answer other than Judas is safe.
你是从哪里来的 So. where you from?
原来在罗德岛 Originally Rhode Island.
而你是南部浸信会的吗 And you're a Southern Baptist?
我应该更算是北部浸信会的吧 I guess I'm more of a Northern Baptist.
但我们大家都是浸信会的人不是吗 but we're all just Baptists. right?
我来送客 I'll show him out.
所以你怎么跟年轻人建立起友谊呢 So. how do you relate to young people?
坏 Bad.
这年头的孩子用这个字表示"赞" Which is what kids these days say when they mean "Good."
是从迈克·杰克逊的歌来的 It's a Michael Jackson song.
那我也送你一首迈克·杰克逊的歌 《滚》 Here's another Michael Jackson song: beat it.
-佩佩 -抱歉 - Peg. - Sorry.
但她说的也没错 您慢走 But she's right. Thank you for coming.
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
你有任何女性朋友吗 Do you have any women friends?
糟糕 Uh-oh.
玛丽脑子终于清醒了 把你踹了吗 Mary finally wise up and kick you to the curb?
我是问认真的 I'm being serious.
我有很多女性朋友啊 I have plenty of women friends.
其实呢 我最要好的朋友就是个女人 Matter of fact. my best friend's a woman.
你不会是要说你老婆吧 Are you gonna say your wife?
你猜对了 You know I am.
她今早跟我进来洗了鸳鸯浴 She got in the shower with me this morning.
这种事不用分享 I don't need to hear that.
人世间怎么有如此洁净 How could something be so clean
却又如此下流的存在呢 and so dirty at the same time?
我不该问的 我错了 I'm sorry I asked.
你是在吃醋她是我最好的朋友 Are you upset 'cause I said she was my best friend
而不是你吗 and not you?
才没有 No.
你是前三名啦 You're in the top three.
求你饶了我 Stop talking to me.
绝对是我最要好的白人朋友 Definitely my best white friend.
谢了 Okay.
谁是你最喜欢的圣徒与理由 Who is your favorite apostle and why?
我觉得是犹大 I'm-a say Judas.
什么 怎么喜欢 What? How?
人类想被救赎 主耶稣得为我们而死 Well. for man to be redeemed. our Lord had to die.
如果犹大没有背叛他 If Judas hadn't betrayed him.
人类就不会被拯救 mankind wouldn't have been saved.
蛮厉害的吧 Pretty cool.
我从来没从这角度想过呢 I never thought about it like that.
当你用出人意料的角度看事情 Well. you know. when you come at things from unexpected angles.
大家就更会被吸引注意力 people pay attention more.
我希望用这招搞定孩子们 It's what I hope to do with the kids.
你得到了我的关注 Well. you got my attention.
等等 我不确定 Hold on. I'm not sure
我们应该教导孩子们 犹大这人很酷 that we should be teaching the kids that Judas was cool.
我只是想用耶稣的宽容眼光看待每一个人 Well. I just try to see everyone the way Jesus would.
赞同[布道] Preach.
不 那是你的工作 No. no. that's your job.
我就想令孩子们对教会产生兴趣 Look. I just want to get the kids excited about church.
把我想成你登场前 Think of me as the warm-up band
暖场的乐队好了 before you hit the stage.
我们刚刚找到新青年牧师啦 I think we just found our new youth pastor.
我们能先商量一下吗 Can we discuss this?
当然 你几时能开工 Of course. When can you start?
你为什么在看《十诫》 Why are you watching The Ten Commandments?
-我最近在思考主的事 -为什么 - I've just been thinking about God. - Why?
我不明白本应正义的主 I don't understand how a God that's supposed to be good
怎会让这种坏事发生 lets such bad things happen.
你思考的同时我能看音乐台的饶舌节目吗 Hmm. Can you think about it while I watch Yo! MTV Raps?
-可以 -赞 - Sure. - Dope.
你信奉主吗 Do you believe in God?
-信啊 -但在《圣经》里 - Yeah. - But in the Bible.
祂做尽各种缺德事 he does all kinds of mean stuff.
如果祂是好人 祂为什么要那么做 If he's good. why would he do that?
也许祂只是想显示一切由他说了算 Maybe he just wants to show he's in charge.
摔角巨星胡克·霍根人很好 Hulk Hogan's nice.
但在摔角场上 他会痛扁你 but in the ring. he will mess you up.
你这番话要么睿智绝顶要么蠢到爆炸 That's either really smart or really stupid.
哥就是这样 That's what I do.
你有没有想过 这些都是编造的 Do you ever wonder if it's all made-up?
听着 这里是德州 Look. this is Texas.
我们喜欢橄榄球 喜欢主 We like football. We like God.
还有牛肉 牛肉也在榜单上 And beef. Beef's up there. too.
但你怎么知道主真的存在 But how do you know there's a God?
看到那个穿热裤跳舞的女孩了吗 See that girl dancing in them shorts?
善心主当然存在 There's a God.
不好意思 罗伯牧师 Excuse me? Pastor Rob.
如果我刚才表现得有点强硬 我道歉 I'm sorry if I came off a little strong back there.
你只是为了孩子们好 Oh. Hey. you're just trying to do what's best for the kids.
我尊重这一点 I respect that.
谢谢你 我就想告诉你 Thank you. And I just want you to know
我和家长们关系很好 that I am very well-connected with the parents.
所以如果我能帮上什么忙 so if I can be of any help there.
尽管使唤我 please let me know.
其实呢 Yeah. you know. actually.
我尽量不跟家长走得太近 I try not to get too close to the parents.
我认为让孩子们觉得我站在他们那边 I-I just think it's important for the kids to feel
很重要 like I'm on their side.
好吧 Okay.
也许我们可以唱 Ooh. maybe we could do a. uh.
"好警察坏警察"这一套 "Good cop. bad cop" sort of thing.
为什么要我当坏警察 Why am I the bad cop?
不是万事我都有答案的 Oh. I don't have all the answers.
或许你该问问主 Maybe you should ask God.
我很期待和你共事 Really looking forward to working with you.
你有空吗 Got a minute?
我有点忙 I'm kind of busy.
我正在给《龙与地下城》战役里两支敌对半兽人部落 I'm inventing a system of heraldry for two warring tribes of orcs
设计一个纹章系统 in my D&D campaign.
我还想着跟你聊聊无神论 Oh. I was hoping we could talk about atheism.
我和半兽人一样 长满耳朵[洗耳恭听] Much like an orc. I'm all ears.
不信奉主是什么感觉 What's it like to not believe in God?
感觉很棒 我极其支持 It's great. Big fan.
你有没有担心过你弄错了 Are you ever afraid you're wrong?
弄错宗教吗 绝对没有 About religion? Never.
弄错其他事情 也绝对不可能 About other things? Also never.
我说不清 就这样不信了 I don't know. It seems a little scary
有点吓人 to just stop believing.
相信一个仅仅因为 Well. is it more comforting
自己那天心情不爽 就用洪水淹没世界 to believe in a God who could flood the world
杀死所有人的主 会更令你感到安慰吗 and kill everyone because he had a bad day?
你说得有道理 That's a good point.
但你说自己不信奉时 难道不会惹人不快吗 But doesn't it upset people when you say you don't believe?
当然会啊 Oh. yeah.
你不觉得困扰吗 And that doesn't bother you?
你惹其他人不快时 你会困扰吗 Does it bother you when you upset people?
老娘才不在乎 I couldn't care less.
欢迎来到无神论 Welcome to atheism.
假如你是半兽人 你会喜欢这面旗吗 Now. if you were an orc. would you like this flag?
康妮 老样子吗 Hey. Connie. Usual?
对 Yeah.
我在这里花了不少钱 对吧 I spend a lot of money here. right?
你嗜酒成性 当然了 You sure do.
所以如果我女婿 So if my son-in-law
在这里做过见不得人的事 was in here doing something stupid.
我有权知道 对吗 I should know. right?
或许吧 I guess.
他去医院之前 Before he went to the hospital.
有在这里做过见不得人的事吗 was he in here doing something stupid?
就是闲晃而已 Just hanging out.
-怎么了 -没什么 - Why? - No reason.
我可能是看了太多狗血肥皂剧了 Just watching too many soap operas. I guess.
这事别告诉别人 知道了吗 Let's just keep this between us. okay?
没问题 Sure thing.
喂 Hello?
乔治 我是酒吧的尼克 Hey. George. It's Nick from the bar.
你为什么在酒吧打听我的事 Why the hell are you asking questions about me at the bar?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
尼克全告诉我了 Nick told me everything.
很明显我刚才说谎了 Well. clearly. I was lying.
你想指责我做错事了 You want to accuse me of something.
-就当着我的面说 -好啊 说就说 - say it to my face. - All right. fine.
你和你老婆吵架了 You have a fight with your wife.
然后跑到酒吧和布兰达·斯巴克斯混在了一起 you end up in a bar with Brenda Sparks.
现在你俩都表现得很怪异 and now you're both acting weird about it.
根本没有什么内情 There's no story.
我们就是两个去了同家酒吧的人 仅此而已 We're two people who went to the same bar. That's it.
最好只是这样 That better be it.
康妮 我懂 Connie. I get it.
你是想保护你女儿 You're protecting your daughter.
但你给我听好了 无事发生 but hear me when I say nothing happened.
好吧 Okay.
我也不喜欢你背着我偷偷打听 And I don't appreciate you snooping around behind my back.
你说得很对 You're absolutely right.
我那么做不对 我很抱歉 I was wrong to do that. I'm very sorry.
有点气尼克那个大嘴巴打小报告 但是 Little ticked at Nick for blabbing about it. but...
我很抱歉 I'm-I'm sorry.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我们没事了吗 We good?
没事了 We're good.
"没事"个屁 "We're good" my ass.
好了 你俩快准备上床睡觉 All right. you two. get ready for bed.
-明早要去教会 -我不去 - Church in the morning. - I'm not going.
你说不去是什么意思 What do you mean. you're not going?
我好像不再信奉主了 I don't think I believe in God anymore.
你给她洗了什么脑 What did you do to her?
是她主动来找我的 当然我也打蛇随棍上了 Hey. she came to me. I mean. I took the ball and ran with it.
瞧你 还会用体育类比了 Look at you with a sports analogy.
你我都在进化 对了 进化 We're both evolving. Ooh. evolution.
我也会教你这个 Another thing I'll teach you about.
我不管你信什么 I don't care what you believe.
总之你明天要给我去教会 You are going to church tomorrow.
我不想去 I don't want to.
也许会有点意思 It might be fun.
新青年牧师要上岗了 The new youth pastor's starting.
-那又怎样 -我们可以联手击垮他的信仰体系 - So? - We can attack his belief system together.
就像不信神的《奇迹双胞胎》 Like the Wonder Twins of atheism.
看见没 你哥很兴奋啊 See? Your brother's excited.
你只是想给那个新来的一个下马威 You just want the new guy to have a bad day.
我不能同时拥有两个愿望吗 I can want two things.
大家好啊 Well. hey. y'all.
我是罗伯牧师 I'm Pastor Rob.
大家应该都知道这是什么吧 I'm. uh. guessing everyone knows what this is.
-《圣经》 -没错 没错 - The Bible. - That's right. That's right.
这还是什么 What else is it?
主的箴言 The word of God.
很好 很好 Excellent. Excellent.
你们知道它还是什么吗 You know what else it is?
就是一本书 It's just a book.
我喜欢他 I like him.
这是本好书 里面有很多好故事 It's a good book. Got lot of great stories.
教导人如何过活 Instructions on how to live life.
但是 But...
主远不止一本书 God is more than just a book.
主是真实存在的 God is real.
主无处不在 God is everywhere.
而且主爱你们 And God loves you.
他要失去我了 He's losing me.
这里不太干净 但胜在无人打扰 It ain't pretty. but it's private.
那么 So.
你有什么事 what's up?
你别惊慌 Now. don't freak out.
康妮之前去酒吧打听了 but Connie was at the bar asking questions.
搞什么 What the hell?
没事 我处理好了 It's fine. I handled it.
我们没被发现 We're all good.
但愿如此 Well. I hope so.
真的没事 We are.
但我们最好这阵子都别同时 But I think we probably shouldn't go to the bar
去酒吧了 at the same time for a while.
好 你在家里蹲 我去 Okay. You stay home. I'll go.
为什么是我 我才是酒吧的常客 Why me? That's where I hang out.
我单身 I'm single.
我坐在家里还怎么邂逅男人 Who am I gonna meet sitting at home?
我不知道 邮差 水管工 I don't know. Mailman? Plumber?
我看过一部电影 里面那个送披萨小哥 I've seen a movie where the pizza delivery boy
艳遇不断 does pretty well for himself.
我大学毕业之后 频繁换过很多工作 Yeah. I bounced around from job to job after college.
对未来一直没有什么规划 Never really had a plan for what was next
直到有一天 我感觉到主召唤我为祂效劳 until one day. I felt the Lord call me to his service.
问吧 你叫米希·库珀 Yes. Missy Cooper.
-对吧 -你怎么知道的 - Right? - How'd you know?
我想想 玛丽是你妈妈 谢尔顿是你哥哥 Let's see. Mary's your mother. Sheldon's your brother.
我听说你是个很厉害的投手 and I hear you are one heck of a pitcher.
-各位 我有做功课哦 -功课 他又赢回我的心了 - I do my homework. y'all. - Homework. He's winning me back.
你在烦恼什么 米希 So. what's on your mind. Missy?
我可以怀疑主是否真的存在吗 Is it okay that I'm wondering if God is real?
我能回答这一题 I can take this one.
你可以 Yes.
他说得很对 He is absolutely right.
-真的吗 -我对是基本操作 - He is? - I usually am.
不能因为别人说一件事是真的 你就相信 Can't just believe something because people say it's true.
你必须质疑它 You have to question it.
这和科学方法有点类似 It's kind of like the. uh. the scientific method.
对吗 谢尔顿 right. Sheldon?
我也做了和你相关的功课 Did my homework on you. too.
但假如我判定祂并不存在呢 But what if I decide he's not real?
我不是叫你相信我所相信的 Look. I'm not asking you to believe what I believe.
我只是让你思考你所相信的 I'm just asking you to think about what you believe.
听起来你已经在这么做了 Sounds like you're already doing that.
-说吧 -你都知道我什么事 - Yep. - What do you know about me?
你是比利·斯帕克斯 Hmm. Billy Sparks.
六年级 Sixth grade.
也打棒球 但或许没她打得好 Also plays baseball. but maybe not as good as her.
然后罗伯牧师说 我信不信主不重要 And then Pastor Rob said it doesn't matter
因为主相信我 if I believe in God 'cause God believes in me.
我也说过同样的话啊 I said the same thing.
但不像他那么酷 Not like he did.
我告诉他 Well. I told him
宗教信仰不是客观存在的 并无证据能证明 religion isn't objective and there's no proof for it.
他肯定不喜欢你这么说吧 Oh. I bet he didn't like that.
他爱死了 He loved it.
他引用了哲学家克尔凯郭尔的话 He quoted Kierkegaard and said
说如果你能证明 就没有信仰的余地了 if you could prove it. there'd be no room for faith.
他可真行 Oh. Well. good for him.
他也喜欢做功课 He also likes homework.
他还把《圣经》摔地上了 He even threw the Bible on the floor.
-什么 -你听到了 - He what? - You heard me.
你还没离婚时 你会说 When you were married. would you have said
赫谢尔是你最好的朋友吗 that Herschel was your best friend?
哪个已婚人士会说这种疯话啊 What married person would say that?
我哥们韦恩 My buddy Wayne.
你这个哥们有孩子吗 Does this buddy of yours have kids?
-没有 -那他知道个屁啊 - No. - Then what the hell does he know?
他每天都乐呵呵的 He's a very happy guy.
应付他真累人 It's exhausting.
我该走了 Ooh. I should get going.
好 Okay.
你想带只鸡回去烤吗 You want to take a chicken for the smoker?
我看起来像素食者吗 Do I look like a vegetarian?
-妈妈 你在里面吗 -我马上出来 宝贝 - Mom? You out here? - Um. I'll-I'll be there in a sec. honey.
我在喂鸡而已 I'm-I'm just feeding the chickens.
-要我帮忙吗 -不用 我快好了 - You need some help? - No. I'm almost done.
好的 Okay.