? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
有没有说过要一起从酒吧回家 有 Did we talk about going home from the bar together? Sure.
可是实际上并没发生什么 But nothing actually happened.
感觉有点不妥 Kind of feels like it.
确实 It does feel like it.
为什么会有这种感觉 Why does it feel like it?
-你好啊 玛丽 -你好啊 约翰 - Hi. Mary. - Hey. John.
你怎么会在这里 What are you doing here?
我最近刚丢了工作嘛 Well. I lost my job.
所以我就想试试新工作 来当超市小弟 so. while I'm figuring things out. I'm a bag boy.
这是不是有点大材小用了 Aren't you a little overqualified?
非常 Very.
你有博士学位 You've got a PhD.
你是在座最聪明的人 You're the smartest person here.
这不好说 Well...
在物理学里 In physics.
势能是很有趣的一个主题 potential energy is a fascinating topic.
比如弹簧被压住时 能储存所有的能量 Objects like springs store energy when they're coiled.
直到有机会将其全部释放 一飞冲天 waiting to unleash their full potential and soar to the heavens.
快看我冲上云霄的样子 Would you look at me go!
哪怕是玩具版的我 也要飞到众生之上 Even in toy form. I'm shooting for the stars.
物体的势能 While the potential energy of an object
能被测量出绝对值 can be measured in absolutes.
但人类的发展走势还是难以捉摸 human potential remains more elusive.
有时候某人有着无尽的潜能 Sometimes. people seem to have all the potential in the world.
却不知为何 只能留在原地 but for some reason stay stuck to the ground.
为什么你要在这里浪费时间 But why are you wasting your time here
浪费大好的科研时光呢 when you could be doing science?
我跟你说过了 我在这里很开心 I told you. I'm happy here.
你在这里怎么会开心啊 How could you be happy?
你有物理学博士学位 You have a doctorate in physics.
现在却在给豆子罐头贴价格 and you're sticking labels to a case of beans.
我在这里工作满一个月 I had to work here a month
他们才给我用贴标枪的资格 before they let me use this thing.
但只要我想要 午餐时间就能直接去买到真枪 And yet. I could go buy a real gun on my lunch break.
咱们德州可真有意思 Ha! Texas. huh?
难道你不怀念解开宇宙谜团的时光吗 But don't you miss trying to unlock the secrets of the universe?
谢尔顿 我这一生都在追着假设的理论 Sheldon. I spent my life chasing theoreticals.
但在这里 我有实际可见的成就 Here. I have tangible accomplishments
还能听到令人放松的榜单前40金曲 and I get to listen to relaxing Top 40 music.
你听过这个乐团吗 空中补给 Do you know this band. Air Supply?
超赞耶 They're terrific.
All out of love - Air Supply
? 我对你深爱如许 ? ? I'm all out of love ?
? 没有你我失去了方向 ? ? I'm so lost without you ?
? 我知道你是对的 ? ? I know you were right ?
? 一直相信... ? ? Believing... ?
你跟老婆出去约会时 What kind of things you and Darlene do when.
你们都做些什么啊 you know. you go out on a date?
那可太多了 All kinds of stuff.
但做什么其实不是重点 But it doesn't matter what we do
只要有对方的陪伴就行 as long as we're together.
我想要的是个明确的活动 Looking for a thing to do here.
行吧 All right.
很高兴看到你终于愿意为老婆花心思了 Nice to see you're thinking about your wife.
我在努力中 I'm trying.
我跟达琳很喜欢去跳排舞 Darlene and I love to go line dancing.
-下一项 -我想想 - Next. - Let's see.
也可以去环岛啊 There's the Roundabout.
那是什么 What's that?
是一家溜冰场 It's a roller rink.
有酷炫灯光跟DJ打碟 They have cool lights and a DJ.
跟迪斯科一样 It's like a disco.
所以我刚说完不去跳排舞 So. when I said no to line dancing.
你就觉得"那让乔治溜滚轮吧" you thought. "Let's put George on wheels."
带她去打保龄球 Take her bowling.
-我不想带她打保龄球 -行吧 - I don't want to take her bowling. - Fine.
但去哪里真的不是重点 But it doesn't matter where you go.
她看到你那么有心就会开心了 She's just gonna be happy you're trying.
希望吧 I hope so.
好高兴我终于影响到你了 It's nice to see I'm finally rubbing off on you.
我本来自己也能当个好老公好吗 I am capable of being a decent husband.
对对对 你当然能 Oh. of course you are.
少跟我阴阳怪气 Don't patronize me.
我如果停下 我们之间还剩下什么呢 I could stop. but then what will we have left?
我们这里不卖冰球鞋 Well. we don't carry hockey skates.
靠 我想起北边有个地方 Uh. heck. I know of a place up north
肯定有在卖 where you can find them.
那里叫加拿大 It's called Canada.
你怎么早来了 You're early.
我代数课上到一半时突然意识到 I was sitting in algebra and realized.
我根本不懂X是什么 也不在乎X是啥 don't know what "X" is. don't care what "X" is.
这发音跟前任一样 你一说 Boy. I hear "Ex" and I think of a woman
就让我想到拿走我一半财产的女人 who took half my stuff.
-这是我的问题 -不介意我去换衣服吧 - That's my problem. - Mind if I change?
当然 您请自便 Yeah. please. go right ahead.
我这私人洗手间不就是为您而设的吗 Why else would I have a private bathroom?
谢啦 Thanks.
-你以前喜欢上学吗 -讨厌 - Did you like school? - Hated it.
所以辍学去参军了 I quit and I joined the Army.
那里如何 How was that?
妹子稀缺 但枪林弹雨 Less girls. more getting shot at.
至少你活着回来了 Well. at least you made it out alive.
回来之后我就结婚了 Well. then I got married.
那令我开始怀念在枪林弹雨中的日子 Made me kind of miss getting shot at.
你这一生有开心过吗 Have you ever been happy?
我想想啊 Ooh. let's see.
没有 No.
你可以别在我面前扎裤子吗 Could you not do that in front of me?
我需要你的帮忙 I need your help.
你为什么在我车里 Why are you in my car?
我本来是在外面等你 Well. I was waiting outside.
但有一只愤怒的松鼠令我不得不找地方躲 but then an angry squirrel forced me to seek shelter.
你找我干嘛 What do you want?
我想请你去跟斯特吉斯博士聊聊 I need you to talk to Dr. Sturgis.
他在超市里打工虚度光阴 He's wasting his time working in a grocery store.
-那个谣言是真的啊 -是的 - Oh. then the rumor is true? - Yes.
那就好 我之前在系酒会疯狂传谣呢 Good. I spread it heavily at the faculty mixer.
拜托了 Well. please.
他都不听我说 He won't listen to me.
我希望你能让他想通这件事 I'm hoping you can talk some sense into him.
谢尔顿 他是个成年人 Sheldon. he's a grown man.
我还猜他有穿小围兜与挂名牌 Perhaps in a little apron with a nametag-- is how I'm picturing it.
-没错 -太好了 又中 - That's exactly right. - Excellent.
那你能去跟他聊聊吗 So. will you talk to him?
如果他真的下定决心不想回来 Look. if he doesn't want to come back.
我也逼不了他 I certainly can't force him.
但他这是在浪费天赋啊 But he's wasting his potential.
我好奇问一下 如果他真的回来了 I'm just curious. if he were to come back.
你会多多去找他 would you spend more time with him.
然后减少来找我吗 and therefore less time with me?
大概会吧 为什么这么问 I suppose so. Why?
没什么 滚下车吧 No reason. Get out.
约翰 John.
你好啊 格兰特 你怎么来了 Hello. Grant. What brings you here?
我是来说服你重回大学的 Well. I'm here to convince you to come back to the university.
你的才华应该用在科学的进步上 A mind like yours needs to be working on the advancement of science.
我已经那么做了50年 Well. I did that for 50 years.
现在让黄瓜保持爽脆我就很满足了 Now I'm content just keeping these cucumbers crunchy.
但弦理论领域有令人振奋的新东西呢 But exciting new things are happening in string theory.
你难道不想置身其中吗 Don't you want to be a part of that?
把生命再投入到学术的无尽仓鼠轮里吗 Wasting years scrambling away at the academic hamster wheel?
总是得担心 Constantly worried
你一生研究的终点是条死路 that your life's work is just one big dead end?
的确 某些研究道路最后通向死路 Sure. some paths of research may not pan out.
但我们应该另辟蹊径啊 but we still have to try. right?
应该吗 Do we?
-当然 -我不知道耶 - Of course. - I don't know.
爱因斯坦把他最后30年的光阴用在 Einstein spent the last 30 years of his life
大统一场论上 最后一无所获 on the grand unified field theory and got nowhere.
我觉得不算一无所获啦 Well. I wouldn't say nowhere.
不过他的确是也没解开 but I suppose he never did crack it.
直到今日 也没人解开 And to this day. no one has.
的确 True.
其实 他人生大多数的成就 In fact. most of his major accomplishments occurred
都是在他年轻时达到的 when he was a young man.
而我跟你绝对不是那年纪的人了 which you and I most certainly are not.
有时候我望向镜子 会想"那是谁啊" Sometimes I look in the mirror and I think. "Who is that?"
你想来给这些黄瓜撒个水吗 Would you like to give these cucumbers a spritz?
不了 谢谢 No. thank you.
你们这里卖酒吗 Do you sell liquor here?
你要找我吗 You wanted to see me?
其实我昨天就想找你 Actually. I wanted to see you yesterday.
但你昨天不在学校 but you weren't in school.
被你发现啦 You noticed that. huh?
我最近常常都发现到了 I've noticed it a lot lately.
跟我实话实说吧 Level with me. son.
是酒瘾还是毒瘾 Is it drinking? Drugs?
其实是去打工了 Actually. it's work.
我好像没有这事的小手册 Oh. I don't think I have a pamphlet for that.
青少年怀孕
你确定你没给女生惹上麻烦吗 You sure you didn't get a girl in trouble?
你总有一天会 先拿着吧 You will at some point. just take it.
我老板最近同意让我多上一点班 My boss has been letting me pick up some extra hours.
你也不能就这么不上学啊 You just can't ditch school.
我之后又不去上大学 It's not like I'm going to college.
高中文凭也很重要啊 Son. a diploma's important.
重要在哪 Why?
我去打工好歹能有实际工作经验 At least at work I'm getting actual experience
还能赚到钱 and making money.
你难不成是想要辍学吗 Well. you saying you're gonna drop out?
看来是吧 I guess I am.
你爸爸知道这件事吗 Does your father know about this?
不知道 No.
你不觉得应该先告诉他吗 Don't you think you should tell him?
我不是很想说 I don't really want to.
你不去跟他说 那我就要去说了 Well. if you don't tell him. I'm going to.
那真是帮我省了事 That'd be great.
你真是太好了 You're the best.
万一呢 You never know.
你打扮地好漂亮啊 You look nice.
惨了 我们不会是要去教堂吧 Oh. no. are we going to church?
不是 我跟你爸爸今晚要去约会 No. your father and I have a date night.
为什么 你们生三个了还不够吗 Why? Don't you have enough kids?
约会不是那个意思 That is not what date night means.
小乔治在家吗 Georgie here?
他在房间里 He's in his room.
怎么了 What's going on?
-乔治 -大戏又要上演了 - George? - Oh. good. more drama.
你是有什么毛病啊 What the hell is wrong with you?
到底怎么了嘛 What is going on?
他想要辍学 He's dropping out of school.
什么 你想都别想 What?! Oh. no. you're not.
这又不是什么大事 It's not a big deal.
你听好 这事可大了 You better believe it's a big deal.
你绝对得读完高中 谈都没得谈 You are finishing high school. end of discussion.
我的人生我做主 It's my life.
我的房子我做主 It's my house.
如果你不去上学 你就不准住这里 If you're don't go to school. you can't live here.
等等 我们也不能赶他出去啊 Hold on. we are not kicking him out.
不赶个大头鬼 The hell we're not!
我现在就收拾东西 I'll pack right now.
别收了 你不用搬走啊 Stop. you don't have to go.
当然得走 我的房子我说了算 Yes. he does. My house. my rules.
这也是我的房子啊 It is my house. too.
-是吗 -那当然 - Oh. really? - Yes. really.
戴尔在这里吗 Is Dale here?
在啊 怎么了 Yeah. what's up?
我想跟他好好"聊两句" I would like to have a word with him.
好过跟我聊 你随意 Better him than me. Have at it.
戴尔 玛丽火气十足 Dale. Mary coming in hot!
你煽动小乔治辍学了吗 Did you tell Georgie to drop out of school?
什么 没有啊 What? No.
他要辍学的事绝对跟你有关 Well. he did. and you had something to do with it.
没有吧 他来跟我抱怨学校 Well. no. he was just complaining about school
我说我当年辍学了而已 and I told him I dropped out.
戴尔 Dale.
你知道他很崇拜你 you know that he looks up to you.
他的确是很崇拜我啊 He does. doesn't he?
所以你得告诉他 Which is why you need to tell him
他这是在犯大错误 that he is making a big mistake.
我做不到 Oh. I don't think I can do that.
为什么做不到 Why not?
我没觉得他犯了什么错啊 Well. I don't believe he is.
你凭什么这么觉得 How could you say that?
我当年也辍学 现在还不是好好的 I did it. worked out fine.
能麻烦你帮忙我说两句吗 Will you back me up here. please?
我同意他说的话 I agree with him.
你同意吗 You do?
你同意啊 You do?
对啊 Yeah.
那孩子很有销售的天赋 The kid's a natural salesman.
学校又加强不了他这点 I mean. school's not gonna help with that.
所以你不介意你外孙抛弃前途 So. you are fine with your grandson throwing his life away
好一辈子卖鱼竿跟棒球棍吗 so that he can sell fishing rods and baseball bats?
不好意思 那些鱼竿 Excuse me. those fishing rods provided
可是给我跟家人带来了很不错的生活 a nice life for me and my family.
你哪有什么家人 What family?
你离了婚 孩子跟你断绝往来 You're divorced. and your kids don't talk to you.
帮我说两句 Help me out here.
有高中毕业证也不会让他混得更好 A diploma would not have made his life better.
谢谢 如她所说 Thank you. What she said.
她真的站他那边吗 She really took his side?
我不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about that.
我还以为你俩今晚要约会 I thought you two had date night.
我也不想谈这个 I don't want to talk about that. either.
小乔治为什么不和我们吃饭 Why isn't Georgie eating with us?
不聊这个 聊任何别的都行 Let's talk about anything else.
那现在应该是讲物理笑话的好时候 Ooh. Perhaps this is a good time for a physics joke.
并不 It isn't.
这正是物理酷的地方 时间是相对的 That's the cool thing about physics. time is relative.
好了 我要讲了 Okay. here we go.
为什么海盗会怕他的鞋宽小于"H"码 Why was the pirate worried that his shoes were less than "H"?
粒子位置和动量的不确定性乘积不能小于普朗克常数H
因为海盗得走木板桥[普朗克常数] Because he had to walk the Planck.
明白了吗 因为马克斯·普朗克 Get it? Because Max Planck is
是著名的物理学家 他发现了普朗克常数 a famous physicist who discovered a constant
用字母"H"表示 然后他... which is represented by "H." And then he...
如果小乔治被逐出家门 他的房间能归我吗 If Georgie's kicked out. can I have his room?
我们不会把小乔治赶出去的 We are not kicking Georgie out.
你又要提这事吗 You want to start this up again?
还是我们生你妈和戴尔的气就好 Or can we just be mad at your mom and Dale?
-还有小乔治 -谢谢 还有小乔治 - And Georgie. - Thank you. And Georgie.
吃饭吧 Let's just eat.
所以谁都能辍学吗 还是必须要达到一定年龄 So can anyone drop out or do you need to be a certain age?
你不许辍学 You are not dropping out of school.
等你满16岁 法律上他们就不能阻拦你了 Until you're 16-- then they legally can't stop you.
学到了 Good to know.
这就是我担心的事 This is exactly what I was afraid of.
你想要我怎么做 What do you want me to do about it?
我会建议你们爱护并培养那个 I would encourage you to love and nurture the one child
命中注定会成功的小孩 you have who's destined for success.
戴尔 是找你的 Dale. it's for you!
你是怎么想的 What are you thinking?!
我在想在你老婆走之后 I'm thinking I should've went home
我就该回家 after your wife left.
小乔治只剩一年就毕业了 Georgie's only got one more year of school.
然后他想做什么都可以 and then he can do whatever he wants.
我不想让你的家庭不合 I don't want to come between you and your family.
为时已晚了 Too late.
听着 我知道你不高兴 Listen. I know you're upset.
但是你应该吼的人 but the person you ought to be yelling at
是小乔治 不是我们 is Georgie. not us.
我已经吼过他了 没用 I yelled at him-- it didn't help!
那吼我们有用吗 Is this helping?
有点用 A little. yes.
所以我现在在和辍学生约会吗 So I'm datin' a dropout?
不 你是在和有全职工作的男人约会 No. you're datin' a guy with a full-time job.
你父母对此没意见吗 And your parents are okay with this?
他们会想通的 They'll come around.
对了 我能住你家吗 By the way. can I crash at your place?
不能 No!
我爸已经觉得你配不上我了 My father already doesn't think you're good enough for me.
我不想让他知道他是对的 And I don't want him to know he's right.
他才不对呢 He's not right!
他说的也许有点道理 He might be a little right.
我本以为你会更支持我的 I thought you'd be more supportive.
我还以为我们会一起读高三呢 And I thought we were gonna be seniors together.
参加返校节 参选舞会国王和王后 Homecoming court. prom king and queen.
被评选为最有可能永远在一起的一对 Voted most likely to stay together forever.
我们还可以继续在一起啊 We can still stay together.
如果你不读高三他们就不能给你投票 They can't vote for you if you're not a senior!
我觉得这样不会有结果的 I don't think this is gonna work out.
你要跟我分手吗 You're breakin' up with me?
-是的 -你认真的吗 - Yeah. - You're serious?
我别无选择 I feel like I don't have a choice.
好吧 像我这样的职场人 Fine. as a workin' man I shouldn't be
本来也不应该和高中女生交往 太不成熟了 dating a girl in high school anyway-- it's immature.
送我回家吧 Just take me home.
因为明天要上学吗 'Cause it's a school night?
可真逗 How cute.
-和好吧 -不要 - Take me back. - No.
该死 Dang it.
这里是格兰特·林克莱特 This is Grant Linkletter.
我现在不在家 请留言 I'm not home. please leave a message.
林克莱特博士 我是谢尔顿·库珀 Dr. Linkletter. Sheldon Cooper.
我还没收到你的回复 I haven't heard back from you.
我希望你和斯特吉斯博士谈得顺利 I hope everything went well with Dr. Sturgis.
也许你们在忙着讨论物理 Perhaps you two got caught up discussing physics.
快乐的时光总是过得很快 Time does fly when you're having fun.
所以这一切有什么意义 约翰 So what does it all mean. John?
也许你应该问一个 Maybe you should ask someone
不在公园长椅上喝酒的人 who isn't drinking on a park bench.
你用尽一生工作 You work your whole life.
当时觉得很重要 但真的如此吗 It all seems so important at the time. but is it?
问得好 That's a good question.
让我想起了加缪写的... It puts me in mind of. uh. Camus'
《西弗西斯的神话》... The Myth of Siphisus...
西弗弗斯... Siphaphis...
-西西弗斯 -就是他 - Sisyphus. - That's the guy.
每天 Every day
他都要把那块石头推上山 he rolled the rock up the mountain.
然后每天 and every day
石头又滚回山下 it rolled back down.
就像我们的处境 That's what it seems like.
但是你逃出这困境了 But you escaped.
你不再推那块石头了 You stopped rolling that rock.
我本也这么以为 Well. that's what I thought.
但我每补一件货 But every single bag of groceries I fill.
总还有下一件在后面等着我 there's another one right behind it.
那我们该怎么办 So what do we do about it?
唱歌 We sing.
唱什么 What do we sing?
? 当你年迈无法工作 ? ? When you're too old to work ?
Too old to work - Joe Glazer
? 却又没到离世的年纪 ? ? And you're too young to die ?
? 谁会照顾你呢 ? ? Who will take care of you? ?
? 你要怎么把日子熬过去呢 ? ? How will you get by? ?
? 当你年迈无法工作 ? ? When you're too old to work ?
? 却又没到离世的年纪 ? ? And you're too young to die? ?
我没听过这首歌 I don't think I know that one.
那你知道《棒棒糖》吗 Do you know "Lollipop"?
? 棒棒糖 棒棒糖 棒棒棒棒糖 ? ? Lollipop. lollipop. ooh. lolli. lollipop. lollipop ?
? 棒棒糖 棒棒棒棒糖 ? ? Lollipop. ooh. lolli. lollipop ?
? 棒棒糖 棒棒糖 棒棒 棒棒 ? ? Lollipop. lollipop. ooh. lolli. lolli. lolli ?
? 棒棒糖 ? ? Lollipop ?
? 棒棒糖 棒棒糖 棒棒 棒棒 ? ? Lollipop. lollipop. lolli. lolli ?
? 棒棒 棒棒糖 棒棒糖 ? ? Lolli. lollipop. lollipop ?
? 棒棒 棒棒 棒棒糖... ? ? Lolli. lolli. lollipop... ?
我敢说那些废物也在高中辍学了 I bet those losers dropped out of high school. too.
对不起我发火了 Sorry I got riled up.
不用在意 Don't worry about it.
玛丽总因为各种事来这大喊大叫的 Mary's over here all the time yellin' about something--
这回换个花样也不错 it was a pleasant change of pace.
你来这干嘛 What are you doin' here?
那你来这干嘛 What are youdoin' here?
我想今晚住在这 I was hopin' to stay here tonight.
不行 Well. you can't.
这不是你的房子 This ain't your house.
也不是你的 It ain't yours. either.
是我的房子 谁去谁留 It's my house. and I get to say
我说了算 who stays and who goes.
好吧 我会走的 Okay. well. I'll be going.
你留在这 Oh. you're staying.
你可以走了 You can go.
你真幸运 Lucky.
为什么谢尔顿不帮忙洗碗 How come Sheldon doesn't help with the dishes?
等你帮他们报税时 我就去洗碗 When you do their taxes. I'll do the dishes.
如果你不爱洗碗 If you don't like washing dishes.
就更应该留在学校读书 that is a good reason to stay in school
拿高中毕业证了 and get your diploma.
你有高中毕业证 还是要每天洗碗啊 You have a high school diploma. and you wash dishes every day.
谢谢你啊 可真会帮忙 Thank you. Helpful.
不过我确实认为米希应该继续上学 Although I do think Missy should stay in school.
你认为全世界人都应该上学 You think everyone should stay in school.
我明白为什么小乔治那种人会更想工作 Well. I understand why someone like Georgie would rather work.
但如果你辍学 我觉得你会后悔 but if you drop out. I think you would regret it.
为什么 Why?
从过去的经验看 职场上 Historically. women in the workplace
女人的能力会被低估 have been undervalued.
你不会想让自己 You don't want to make it easier
更容易被人低估吧 for people to do that to you.
他说得没错 He's right.
我要是嫁给有钱人就没事了 Not a problem if I marry a rich guy.
你应该嫁给爱情 You should marry someone for love.
你和爸爸就是为爱结婚 不还是常吵架 You married Dad for love and there's a lot of bickering.
-才不是呢 -谢谢 - That's not true. - Thank you.
她嫁给爸爸是因为她怀孕了 She married him 'cause she was pregnant.
剩下这些我自己干好了 I can finish these up on my own.
太好了 我和新鲜王子[电视剧]有个约会 Good. I have a date with Fresh Prince
顺便告诉你他超有钱 who by the way is so rich.
好了 你听好 Okay. here's the deal.
你在这住一晚 然后就走人 You get one night here. then you're out.
你现在可没有个外婆的样子 You're not being very grandmotherly right now.
牛奶呢 饼干呢 Where's the milk? Where's the cookies?
你看看这孩子 Do you believe this kid?
我不介意吃块饼干 I could go for a cookie.
谁都没饼干吃 No one's gettin' a cookie!
只住一晚也没关系 One night here is fine.
我现在的工时更长了 I'll be workin' more hours now
所以我近期就能找到自己的住处 so I'll be able to get my own place soon.
说到这个 Yeah. about that.
我不能让你在店里全职工作 I can't let you work full-time at the store.
什么 为什么 What? Why not?
你父母很不高兴 Well. your parents are pretty upset.
我才不要趟这趟浑水呢 I'm not gonna get in the middle of that.
我去别地方找工作 I'll just get a job somewhere else.
那是你的事 That's your business.
天啊 For God's sake.
还有我认识的人没来过吗 Who's left that I know?
终于 Finally!
找对地方了 The right house!
孩子睡了吗 Kids in bed?
还有没睡的 Not all of 'em.
玛丽 如果让小乔治待在这 Mary. if we let Georgie stay here.
那我们对他就太心慈手软了 we're just makin' this all too easy for him.
我不想吵 I don't want to fight.
我只是想知道我们的儿子没事 I just want to know that our son is okay.
他没事 He's fine.
他待在你妈那里 He's stayin' at your mom's.
这样还算好 Well. that's something.
不过 她竟敢觉得 Although. where does she get off thinking
他辍学对他来说是好事 that it's a good idea for him to drop out of school
在这之后 and then lettin' him
她还让他住在那 live with her after he does it.
-我当时就是这么说的 -很好 - That's what I said. - Good!
也许他们就能学会管好自己的事了 Maybe they'll learn to mind their own business!
能请你们别吵了吗 Will you please stop fighting?
不 Oh. no.
亲爱的 不是 我们没吵架 Sweetie. no. we're not fighting.
我们只是激愤同意彼此的话 We're just agreeing with each other angrily.
你听好 你在这住一晚 然后就走人 Here's the deal-- you get one night here. then you're out.
并且别管她要饼干 And don't ask for cookies.
她没那个心情 She is in no mood.
好了... Well...
你知道谁在我家吗 You know who's at my place?
没人 No one.
我应该留在这看着他俩 I think I should stay here and keep an eye on these two.
我不是在邀请你 It wasn't an invite.
我的意思是我想回家了 Just something I was looking forward to.
回见吧 Later.
再见 Bye.
他剪头发了吗 Did he get a haircut?
看着不错 It looks really nice.
你今晚怎么来了 So how come you're here tonight?
你是不是也喝得太醉 Were you too drunk
不能骑车回家了 to ride your bike home. too?
我爸爸因为我辍学生气了 My father's mad 'cause I dropped out of school.
太讽刺了 Ironic.
谢尔顿不高兴 Sheldon's upset
因为我不回大学 'cause I'm not going back to the university.
看看我们俩 Look at us.
一对辍学人 A couple of dropouts.
你不是有博士学位吗 Don't you have a PhD?
有两个 但我在找 Two. but I was trying to find
能让我们连结在一起的共同点 common ground over which we could bond.
好吧 All right.
你都不知道我今天是怎么过的 You wouldn't believe the day I had.
我爸把我逐出家门 My dad kicked me out.
我女朋友把我甩了 My girlfriend broke up with me.
现在我又得再找一份工作 And now I got to find a second job.
我在公园的长椅上喝烈酒 I drank hooch on a park bench
唱《棒棒糖》 and sang "Lollipop."
过得棒极了 It was tremendous.
我好像看到你了 I think I saw you.
你当时是不是和一个人一起 Were you with some other guy?
是 Yes.
他去哪了 What happened to him?
老兄 醒醒 Hey. pal. wake up.
怎么了 What's happening?
你不能在这睡觉 You can't sleep there.
好的 对不起 Right. sorry.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你不会正好在附近看见一个矮个子秃顶男人吧 You didn't happen to see a small bald man around here. did you?
可能还唱着《棒棒糖》 Possibly singing "Lollipop"?
什么 What?
没事了 Never mind.
我到底在哪啊 Where the hell am I?