? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
关门
怎么回事 What's going on?
你是康妮·塔克吗 Are you Connie Tucker?
一个秘密赌场 A secret casino room?
警察把这关了 The cops shut me down.
-再把这地方开起来吧 -我在听 - Well. let's get this going again. - I'm listening.
你可以用查克芝士的餐厅游戏机房模式 I was thinking about Chuck E. Cheese.
成年人才不会为了赢取泰迪熊去赌博 Grown-up people don't-don't gamble to win a teddy bear.
我是想帮你 I'm trying to help you.
你认为成年人会为了动物玩偶赌博吗 You think that grown-ups are gonna gamble for some stuffed animals?
会啊 因为你会把玩偶买回去 Yeah. that you're buying back from them.
我好像欠你一句道歉 It seems I owe you an apology.
客官里边请 Come on in.
当儿童进入青春期时 When children reach adolescence.
内分泌系统
会如水库泄洪般分泌荷尔蒙 a cascade of hormones are released.
造成情绪波动 冲动行为 causing mood swings. impulsive behavior
与超大量翻白眼行为 and an unbelievable amount of eye rolling.
在这个变化阶段 与我妹妹性别相反的人里 During this time of change. members of the opposite sex
成功吸引了她芳心的人有... who caught my sister's fancy included:
男子团体"街头顽童" New Kids on the Block.
电影《铁钩船长》里的鲁菲奥 Rufio from the movie Hook.
还有个莫名其妙的 and. oddly enough.
我们新来的主日学校老师 罗伯牧师 our new Sunday school teacher. Pastor Rob.
抹大拉的玛丽亚是耶稣的女朋友吗 Was Mary Magdalene Jesus' girlfriend?
不是 只是祂其中一个追随者 No. just one of his followers.
耶稣并没有女朋友 Yeah. Jesus didn't have a girlfriend.
那你有女朋友吗 Do you have a girlfriend?
没有 我没有女朋友 No. No. I don't.
我也没有女朋友 I don't have a girlfriend either.
好的 All right.
比利 你和我 单身汉一族啊 You and me. Billy. couple of bachelors.
那你允许有女朋友吗 Are you allowed to have a girlfriend?
浸信会里 可以 In the Baptist church. yes.
杰夫牧师就结婚了啊 Pastor Jeff is married.
而且还是二婚 And was marriedbefore.
所以他有过两个老婆 只是不是同时 so he's had two wives. but not at the same time.
那是不允许的 that's not allowed.
谢谢你的补充 谢尔顿 Thank you. Sheldon.
至少现在是不允许的 At least not anymore.
在《旧约圣经》里 亚伯拉罕有两个妻子 In the Old Testament. Abraham had two.
雅各有四个 所罗门有一千个 Jacob had four. and Solomon had 1.000.
不过那些妻子大多数是为了外柔和亲用的 but those were largely for political alliances.
只有其中七百个是妻子 only 700 of those were wives.
剩下300个是妾 The other 300 were concubines.
《圣经》当史实看不行 但能看个有趣 I wouldn't count on the Bible for facts. but that was fun.
所以是允许交男女朋友的对吧 So boyfriends and girlfriends are okay?
我觉得呢 上帝就是爱 The way I see it. God is love.
如果我们忠贞不移地爱着别人 so if we love someone else in a committed relationship.
我们就是在感受上帝 we're feeling God.
所以可以牵手 So. holding hands is okay?
-行吧 -那接吻呢 - Sure. - What about kissing?
某天可以吧 等你年纪大一些 Maybe at some point. when you're older.
所以到底什么是上三垒呢 And what exactly is third base?
我觉得是时候 I'm thinking it might be a good idea
跟孩子们聊聊生命起源的奥秘了 if we gave the kids a talk about the facts of life.
你是指 忄生爱吗 You mean like. S-E-X?
你为什么要这么隐晦拆字说 Who are you spelling that for?
举头三尺有... G-o-d.
他们这年纪就聊这话题 你真觉得合适吗 You really think that's an appropriate topic for kids their age?
他们似乎很爱聊那种.... Well. they seem to have a lot of questions about...
忄生爱 S-e-x.
性爱 性爱 性爱 说就说呗 Sex. sex. sex. Get over it.
我只是觉得这个话题还是留给家长吧 I just think that's a subject best left up to the parents.
你这么觉得就最好了 Glad you feel that way.
令嫒就是对这方面最感兴趣的孩子 because it was your daughter who had the most questions.
就算... 米希问了这么一两个问题... Even if... Missy had one or two questions...
是好多问题 It was a lot of questions.
问题的数量无所谓吧 Doesn't matter how many questions.
我们可以在家回答她 We can answer them at home.
我绝对相信您有能力 I'm sure you can.
我只是觉得比起他们从电视上乱学 I just think this is our chance to get in first
现在先教导会更好 before they learn it on TV.
这倒是真的 That is true.
我有天晚上转台看到MTV台 I flipped past MTV the other night.
当时正在放一首歌名字叫... and a song was on called...
"我要跟你爽一发" "I Wanna Sex You Up."
那都是什么意思啊 What does that even mean?
我在那小伙子可以唱下去之前就关了 I turned it off before the young man could clarify.
如果要我说 我觉得是他想要... Well. if you ask me. I think it means he wants to...
没人要你说 No one asked you.
看吧 就连我们都有疑惑 更何况是孩子们 See? Even we have questions. Why wouldn't the kids?
我觉得他们应该得到诚实的答案 I think they deserve honest answers.
你身为一个没有孩子的人 You seem to know a lot about children
感觉懂不少育儿经啊 for someone who has none of their own.
所以我的职称是什么 So what's my title here?
经理 主管 Manager? Supervisor?
你的职称是"可以回家了的外孙" Your title is "Grandson who can go home now."
你说什么呢 我们不是团队吗 What are you talking about? We're in this together.
不好意思 机器是你花钱买的吗 I'm sorry. did you buy these machines?
但是 是我的点子让你能够重起炉灶 No. but it was my idea how to get them up and running again.
太感谢您啦 现在麻烦您回家 And thank you. Now. go home before I tell your mother
否则我告诉你妈你想在秘密赌场工作 you want to work in a secret casino.
是吗 Oh. yeah?
那或许我会告诉她 你开了秘密赌场 Maybe I should tell her you own a secret casino.
你现在要跟我玩这套吗 Is that the way you want to play this?
没错 Yeah. it is.
米希 Missy
在问男女那方面的事 was asking about sex.
什么 What?
你觉得她不会是... You don't think that she's...
当然没有 No.
但她明显对这方面很感兴趣 But she's clearly interested in the topic.
-行 禁足她直到她满21岁 -乔治 - That's it-- she's grounded till she's 21. - George.
或许这牧师愿意教导也不错 Well. maybe it's good this pastor wants to talk about it.
我可不想去跟她聊 I sure as hell don't.
你真的是绝了 You're unbelievable.
我以前就试过去教乔治 简直惨不忍睹 I had to do it with Georgie. and it was a disaster.
那现在你有机会重新来过啦 Well. here is a chance to do it right.
我有两个字送你 拒绝 I have two words for you: not it.
行 Fine.
你可以当我的助理经理 You can be my assistant manager.
这头衔我挺喜欢 Oh. I like the sound of that.
那成交了吗 So. it's a deal?
等等 你要付我多少薪水 Well. hold on. how much you gonna pay me?
我刚才跟你说助理经理 Did I mention that assistant manager
会有很帅气的名牌吗 comes with a spiffy nametag?
那有帅气的薪水吗 Does it also come with a spiffy paycheck?
戴尔付多少给你 How much did Dale pay you?
最低时薪与5%抽成 Uh. minimum wage plus five percent commission.
我给你一半 I'll give you half of that.
所以2.5%抽成吗 So. two and a half percent commission?
不 是最低时薪的一半 No. half of the minimum wage part.
那抽成呢 What about a percentage of these?
你想得挺美 Yeah. right.
我是说认真的 I'm serious.
如果不是我 现在都重新开张不了 If it wasn't for me. none of this would be happening.
我是你外婆 如果不是我 I'm your grandmother. If it weren't for me.
世上都没你这号人 you wouldn't be happening.
那这样吧 不用付时薪 我只要销售抽成 How about this: no hourly wage. just a cut.
你想要多少抽成 What kind of cut you thinking?
-5% -3% - Five percent. - Three percent.
-5% -3% - Five. - Three.
你这时候应该是折衷说4%啊 You're supposed to go in the middle and say four.
你怎么不自己提4%呢 Why don't you say four?
行吧 4% Fine. four.
-2% -别闹了 - Two. - Come on.
这样吧 I'll tell you what.
我们赌业中人 一赌定胜负吧 we're in the gambling business. why don't we gamble for it?
行 Okay.
很好 我现在脑中想着的数字 单还是双 Great. The number i'm thinking of in my head-- is it odd or even?
你是觉得我有多蠢啊 How dumb do you think I am?
不能赖我 你以前真的蠢很多 In my defense. you used to be dumber.
你们俩个去坐下 Why don't you two have a seat.
来这里这么隆重吗 In here?
是谁去世了 Did somebody die?
不是啦 我只是有事跟你们聊 No. I just want to talk to you.
他们要离婚了 They're getting divorced.
好歹他们等到我俩其中一个上大学了才离 At least they waited until one of us was in college.
我们没要离婚 你们坐下 We are not getting a divorce. Just sit.
你们俩现在都大了 So. you two are both growing up.
我觉得或许是时候 and I thought that maybe it might be time
跟你们来聊聊... to have a talk about...
那件事 以及其他 that and some of the things
与那件事相关的事 that go along with... that.
她在抽什么风 What is happening?
我觉得她是想跟我们聊人类繁衍的那件事 I think she's trying to have the human reproduction talk.
-我的老天啊 -说到老天 - Oh. God. - Uh. speaking of God.
祂对什么可以做 什么不能做有明确规范 He is very clear about the do's and the don'ts.
尤其是不能做的事 especially the don'ts.
我不要跟你聊这个话题 I'm not talking about this with you.
我觉得你懂的不见得有我多 I don't think you'll have any new information for me.
但我完全不介意在一旁补充生物学知识 but I'm happy to chime in with biology facts.
我没有任何问题 可以放我们走了吗 I don't have any questions. I'm good. Can we be done now?
你都愿意问罗伯牧师 为什么不问我 So. you'll ask Pastor Rob. but you won't ask me?
我不问你是因为我知道你会回答什么 I didn't ask you 'cause I know what you'll say.
你又不知道我会回你什么 You don't know what I'm gonna say.
"这是罪" "你还太小" "It's a sin." "You're too young."
"等你结婚后才可以" "Wait till marriage."
是罪 是太小 Well. it is. you are.
是应该这么做 and you should.
如果你是蚜虫 再早繁衍都不算早 You can't be too young if you're an aphid.
它们有些刚出生就已经怀孕了 some of them are born pregnant.
我没做任何错事 我只是问了问题 I didn't do anything wrong. I just asked some questions.
你现在可以问我啊 Well. you can ask me.
我才不要问你 永远都不会 I'm not asking you anything. ever.
她只是荷尔蒙在作祟啦 It's just her hormones.
你想学习更多相关知识吗 Would you like to learn more?
当儿童进入青春期时 When children reach adolescence.
会如水库泄洪般分泌荷尔蒙 a cascade of hormones are released...
你搞什么鬼呢 What are you doing?
确保你不会离家出走 Making sure you don't run away.
-为什么 -因为你上一次 - Why? - Because that's what happened
跟妈妈吵架 你就离家出走了 the last time you and Mom fought.
我哪都不会去 I'm not going anywhere.
你赶紧一边儿去吧 变态 Now. get out of here. creepo.
你为什么这么气妈妈 Why did you get so mad at Mom?
我不想跟她聊那方面的事情啊 I don't want to talk to her about that stuff.
-很尴尬耶 -为什么 - It's so embarrassing. - Why?
如果你这都需要问 那有问题的是你 If you have to ask. then something's wrong with you.
但主题是生育 她显然有生育经验啊 But the topic was procreation. and she clearly has procreated.
打扰了 你有空吗 Hey. You got a minute?
有啊 请进 Sure. Come on in.
我只是想来说 昨天的事 你是对的 I just wanted to say. about yesterday. you were right.
我没有孩子 I don't have kids.
我插手了你的家事 真的很对不起 I overstepped my bounds. and I'm sorry.
谢谢你的这番话 Thank you for saying that.
击个原谅掌吗 Forgiveness five?
没问题 Sure.
拜托 Oh. come on now.
这力道感觉不像你原谅我了 that didn't feel like you forgave me.
好的 现在感觉到了 All right. I'm feeling it.
好啦 那我不打扰你做事了 Okay. well. I'll let you get back to it.
其实呢... Actually. um...
我昨天可能也有点过分了 I might have overstepped yesterday.
其实呢 我... In fact. I...
我觉得或许让孩子们 think there might be some value in the kids hearing
从他们自己父母以外的人那里听讲也不错 some of these things from people other than their parents.
那太好了 Great.
或许我们可以一起给孩子们讲啊 Hey. maybe it's something you and I could do together?
不不不 你的主意我不该跟你抢功劳 Oh. no. no. no. this was your idea.
可是你经验比我丰富许多嘛 Yeah. but you've got way more experience.
跟孩子们相处的经验 With kids. I mean.
我知道你是指这个意思 I know what you meant.
况且 让他们听一个女士讲也很有帮助啊 Plus. it would be great for them to hear from a woman.
所以不是请你 就只能请佩佩了 So. either you or Peg. so...
我来吓唬孩子就行 请她就是吓死孩子了 Oh. I want to scare them. but not that much.
所以你愿意吗 So. you'll do it?
好的 Okay.
我去告诉杰夫牧师 最爱看他听到"忄生爱"时 I'll tell Pastor Jeff. I like watching his face get all red
他满脸通红的样子了 when I mention S-E-X.
你的脸也是呢 Hey. yours does. too.
所以你把点券给我们 So. you're gonna give us your ticket.
我们就会给你这只泰迪熊 and we're gonna give you the teddy bear.
我要一只泰迪熊干嘛 Why would I want a teddy bear?
我们会跟你把泰迪熊买回来 'Cause then we're gonna buy the teddy bear back.
但我说了我不要泰迪熊啊 But I said I don't want a teddy bear.
我要现金 I want cash.
你会拿到现金的 You're gonna get the cash.
那你们一直说泰迪熊干嘛呢 Then why do you keep talking about a teddy bear?
因为这样才不算是赌博啊 'Cause this way it ain't gambling.
但我想赌博 But I want to gamble.
赌博是犯法的 但这样是灰色地带 Well. gambling's illegal. This is a gray area.
你就把钱给他吧 Just give him the cash.
不 他会想明白的 No. he's gonna get this.
我觉得不会 I don't think he is.
听你姥姥的 我搞不明白 Listen to your Meemaw. I don't get it.
把你的票给我 Just give me your ticket.
哇 你的泰迪熊真不错 Wow. That is a nice teddy bear.
我想从你手里买下来 I'd like to buy that from you.
我觉得他没明白 I don't think he got it.
然后米希说和妈妈 And then Missy said it was embarrassing
讨论繁殖话题很尴尬 to talk to our mother about reproduction.
有意思 你们母亲至少掌握了 Interesting. yet the two of you
关于这个课题的实践性知识 are living proof she has at least
你们两个就是活生生的证据 a working knowledge of the subject.
我也是这么说的 然后米希说是我有问题 That's what I said. then Missy said something's wrong with me.
我觉得你像我一样正常 Oh. I think you're as normal as I am.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过 我被叫过怪人 Although. I have been called an odd duck
有一次还有人叫我怪胎 and. one time. a quirky turkey.
那些人可能是嫉妒 Those people were probably jealous.
你知道 有科学证据表明 You know. there's some science to indicate
青少年和成年人 that adolescents process embarrassment
处理尴尬情绪时 用的大脑部位不同 with a different part of their brain than adults do.
真的吗 所以米希可能说得对 是我异于常人 Really? So maybe Missy's right. and I'm an outlier.
或许吧 Perhaps.
我们增加一下样本量 Let's increase our sample size.
安迪 你和你妈妈 Andy. would you feel embarrassed
讨论性交话题 会感到尴尬吗 talking about sexual intercourse with your mother?
我... Uh...
口吃 脸红 Stammering. red-faced.
他的确觉得尴尬 He does seem embarrassed.
不过 他也许只是 Although. he may just be embarrassed
对这个话题感到尴尬 by the subject in general.
如果和同事讨论 你会有什么感受 How would you feel discussing it with a co-worker?
比如说 和我讨论 Say-say me. for example.
现在我们知道那种对话 And now we know conversations like that
会害你丢了工作 can cost you your job.
每天都能学到新知识啊 You learn something new every day.
我觉得《哥林多前书》7:2这条 I think First Corinthians 7:2
是个很好的切入点 is actually a pretty good place to start.
"男子当各有自己的妻子 "Each man should have relations with his own wife.
女子也当各有自己的丈夫" and each woman with her own husband."
是啊 我不确定引用经文 Yeah. I'm just not sure quoting scripture
能否最大程度调动大家听讲的积极性 is the most exciting way to engage.
我更想激起负罪感和恐惧感 I was going more for guilt and fear.
这两招能成为经典肯定是有两下子 Well. those are classics for a reason.
我只是觉得如果让果子变成禁果 I just think that if we make the fruit too forbidden.
就会有人想偷尝 someone might want to sneak a bite.
他们都敬仰你 They look up to you.
如果你说禁欲才是正路 If you say that abstinence is the way to go.
他们会听的 they'll listen.
禁欲是很重要 Well. abstinence is important.
但我也主张诚实 But I also believe in honesty.
我过去也没有禁欲 and abstinence wasn't my journey.
这是你的事 我不评判 Well. that's none of my business.
这没什么 我不是说我为我做过的事骄傲 That's okay. I'm not saying I'm proud of everything I've done.
但我当时年轻 胡子刚刚长出来... but. you know. I was young. the mustache was just coming in...
说到这就行了 You could stop right there.
听着 我是想说 我以前确实有点不羁 Look. all I'm saying is. I was a little wild.
但这也是把我引向上帝的一部分 but it's all part of what led me to the Lord.
那很好啊 That is good to hear.
其实 这样很好 Actually. this is great.
你可以告诉孩子们你是怎么等到结婚的 You can tell the kids how you waited till marriage.
我觉得他们听到你的亲身经历会很震撼 I think it'll be really powerful for them to hear your story.
对 对啊 Uh-huh. right. right.
对啊 Right.
感觉好像有哪里不太对啊 Something seems not right.
只是我... Um. it's just. um...
我也没完全等到结婚 I didn't wait all the way until marriage.
是你的事 我不评判 Hey. none of my business.
谢谢 Thank you.
但我感谢你的坦诚 But I appreciate the honesty.
气氛有点尴尬了啊 Well. this just got a little awkward.
是啊 Yup. Yeah.
-好了 祝你今天愉快 -好 - All right. have a good one. - Okay. Oh...
别把我的钱都赢走啊 Oh! Don't take all my money!
我只是一个想让大家开心的德州老奶奶 I'm just a Texas grandma trying to make people happy.
给你 Here you go.
这熊不错啊 我用20块钱跟你买 Ooh. sweet bear. I'll give you 20 bucks for it.
怎么样 How we doing?
钱匣出了点问题 There's a problem with the cash box.
什么问题 Oh. what's that?
满到关不上了 I can't get it to close.
我就爱听到出了这种问题 That is my kind of problem.
罗伯牧师 你怎么来了 Pastor Rob. Well. this is a surprise.
不好意思突然造访 能谈谈吗 Sorry to show up unannounced. Can we talk?
当然 请进 Of course. Come in.
你还好吗 Everything okay?
还好 但我有事要跟你密谈 Yes. but I need tell you something in confidence.
家里没人 只有我们两个 No one's home. It's just the two of us.
那正合我意 That's what I was hoping.
赞啊 Oh. yeah.
-你为什么在我床上 -你为什么也在 - Why are you in my bed? - Why are you?
这么做是不对的 This is wrong.
你心里感觉不对吗 Does it feel wrong?
不 No.
玛丽·库珀 Mary Cooper.
我要跟你爽一发 I want to sex you up.
乐意之至 I would like that very much.
-你还好吗 -还好 我只是... - Everything okay? - Yeah. I just. um...
做了个奇怪的梦 I had a weird dream.
这梦肯定不一般啊 Must've been a doozy.
你出了一身汗 You're all sweaty.
看这一大笔赃款 What a haul. huh?!
太棒了 Amazing.
现在怎么做 Now what happens?
我把赃款带回家 倒到床上 I take it home. pour it on the bed.
然后在上面打滚 and just roll around in it.
那我呢 What about me?
你回家啊 You just go home.
不 我们是合作伙伴 No. We're partners.
首先 我们不是合作伙伴 其次... First of all. we're not partners. and second...
其实"不是合作伙伴"就囊括得很全面了 Actually. "Not partners" covers it all pretty well.
好 祝你一个人洗钱顺利 Fine. Good luck laundering this money without me.
你知道怎么洗钱吗 You know how to do that?
我看过《疤面煞星》 有十遍了 I've seen Scarface. like. ten times.
好 那我就去看《疤面煞星》 Great. I'll just watch Scarface.
该死 Dang it.
梅德福第一浸信会教堂 拯救超过十亿人
杰夫牧师 你找我吗... 你好 Pastor Jeff. you wanted to see me... Oh. Hello.
看来我们都被叫到校长办公室了 Looks like we both got called to the principal's office.
也许是我们"坏坏"了 Guess we've been naughty.
没有的事 That's not a thing.
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 我就是没睡好 Yeah. I just didn't sleep too good.
我也没睡好 我的电话响个不停 Well. I didn't either. My phone was ringing off the hook.
你们准备的那个小谈话 Apparently. this little talk y'all were planning on
貌似造成了不小的骚乱啊 giving is causing quite the tizzy.
-好的骚乱吗 -骚乱没有好的 - A good tizzy? - There's no such thing as a good tizzy.
只有坏的骚乱 There's only bad tizzies.
你知道谁不怕引起骚乱吗 You know who wasn't afraid of causing a tizzy?
知道 耶稣 Yeah. yeah. Jesus.
但祂的电话没收到 but He didn't get 14 messages from angry parents
14条愤怒家长的留言 on his answering machine.
可能还有更多条 但带子已经录满了 There was probably more. but that little tape got full.
没错 人们对这件事反应很大 Yeah. people have had some strong feelings.
但我认为如果他们听完 but I think if they heard us out.
就会发现我们没把不纯洁的想法植入孩子的脑中 they'd see we're not putting impure thoughts in anyone's heads.
对吧 玛丽 Right. Mary?
不对 我是说没错 我们没有 No. I mean. I mean. yes. we're not.
我想 I mean.
如果我们惹大家不高兴了 if we're upsetting people.
我们应该取消 we should just back off.
没错 谈话取消了 Exactly. The talk is off.
我再也不想谈这个谈话的事 I never want to talk about the talk again.
谢天谢地 Hallelujah.
不好意思各位 If you'll excuse me.
我还有14个电话要回 I have 14 phone calls to return.
很遗憾计划失败了 Well. sorry this didn't work out.
也许这样最好 It's probably for the best.
别看他的屁股 Do not look at his butt.
别看 Do not look.
好吧 别再看了 Okay. do not look again.
-你没事吧 -有事 - Everything okay?- No.
-怎么了 -所有家长都生气了 - What's wrong? - Everyone's parents are upset
因为妈妈要做性知识谈话 about the sex talk Mom wants to give.
我所有的朋友都怪我 and all my friends are all blaming me.
什么 这不是你的错啊 What? This wasn't your fault.
那也没能避免让玛乔丽·琼斯 That didn't stop Marjorie Jones from taking
在餐桌上坐我的位置 my seat at the lunch table.
有两场生日派对 and I also got uninvited
都收回了对我的邀请 from two birthday parties.
这太蠢了 你只是问了问题而已 That's silly. All you did was ask questions.
我的生活因此被毁了 And it's ruining my life.
我再也不要谈论关于性的话题了 I'm never talking about sex ever again.
那再好不过了 Well. all right.
你好啊 康妮 Hey. there. Connie.
你想干嘛 What do you want?
你就这么跟执法人员打招呼吗 Is that any way to greet an officer of the law?
对不起 Sorry.
您有何贵干 What do you want?
我听说你重操旧业了 I hear you're back in business.
我们什么法都没犯 We're not breaking any laws.
大家只是来赢这些奖品的 People are just winning these prizes.
然后你再用现金买回来 That you buy back for cash.
这是灰色地带 It's a gray area.
听着 我不是来跟你争论的 Look. I-I'm not here to argue.
我再问一次 At the risk of repeating myself.
你想干嘛 what do you want?
我听说像这种现金交易的买卖 I've heard that in cash businesses such as this.
有的老板可以靠 that some owners can benefit
和当地警局建立深厚的关系获利 by having a strong relationship with their local police department.
你什么意思 What are you getting at?
我只是在想 I'm just wondering
你能不能做点什么以示友好 if there's something you can do to incur good will.
-你是在勒索我吗 -不是 - Are you shaking me down? - No.
你是在勾搭我吗 Are you hitting on me?
不是 No. Uh...
我只是说 I'm just saying
我听说有的业主 I've heard some business owners
愿意给当地警局投资 like to invest in local law enforcement.
你是在勒索我 You are shaking me down.
这是灰色地带 It's a gray area.
你说的捐助是多少 What kind of contribution are we talking?
这取决于你 well. that's up to you.
我听说大多数地方会给 Oh. I understand that somewhere
9%到11% between nine and 11% is popular.
百分之十吗 Ten percent?
如果你坚持的话 If you insist.
三怎么样 How about three?
三指什么 Three what?
三项非法赌博罪吗 Three counts of illegal gambling?
三年刑期吗 Three years in jail?
我全都用硬币付 I'm paying you in quarters.
米希 我知道你难过 你要喝杯热饮吗 Missy. I know you're upset. Would you like a hot beverage?
走开 Go away.
每种文化都有其禁忌 Every culture has their taboos.
在乌克兰 室内吹口哨很失礼 In the Ukraine. it's rude to whistle indoors.
他们是对的 我也不喜欢 and they're correct. Not a fan.
在我们的社会 In our society.
任何有关人类繁殖的讨论 any discussion of human reproduction
都会让人十分不快 seems to be so upsetting.
这话题只会造成混乱 it causes nothing but chaos.
失去工作 Lost jobs.
失去朋友 Lost friends.
整夜失眠 Sleepless nights.
甚至"性爱"这个词都会让人不舒服 Even the word "sex" provokes an uncomfortable reaction.
我本以为用"私通"可能没事 I thought "fornicate" Might work.
但这个词带有评判的意味 but that seemed too judgy.
然后我找到了完美的词 Then I found the perfect word.
一个非常中性又学术的名词 a word so bland and clinical
完全不可能让人感到被冒犯 that it would be impossible to take offense to it.
"交媾" 这个词可以 "Coitus." That'll work.
我的小天使 My little angel.
罗伯牧师 你愿意娶梅丽莎·库珀为妻吗 Do you. Pastor Rob. take Melissa Cooper to be your wife?
愿意到不得了 Heck yeah.
梅丽莎·库珀 And do you. Melissa Cooper.
你愿意嫁给罗伯牧师吗 take Pastor Rob to be your husband?
超级愿意 I totally do.
我在此宣布你们结为夫妇 I hereby pronounce you Mr. And Mrs.
青年牧师罗伯 Youth Pastor Rob.
你可以带新娘去六旗游乐园了 You may now take the bride to Six Flags.
-耶 -耶 - Yay! - Yay!