? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
工程学有着悠久又丰富的历史 Engineering has a rich and storied history.
起源可追朔自上古时期 dating back to ancient times.
有人觉得它是世上最重要的学科... Some consider it the single most important field of study...
好了... 真... 停下吧 Okay. w-wha... no. Stop.
抱歉 霍华德 我讲不下去了 I'm sorry. Howard. I can't do this.
是你自己请我帮你写一段工程学的介绍 You asked me to write you an introduction to engineering.
如果我是想请人写搞笑风的 Yes. and if I wanted a comedy routine.
我就去请喜剧片导演写了 I'd have gone to Billy Crystal.
让我来念吧 Just let me read it.
工程学有着悠久又丰富的历史 Engineering has a rich and storied history
起源可追朔自上古时期 dating back to ancient times.
有人觉得它是人类在这世上 Some consider it the single most important field of study
最重要的学科... known to man.
影响从轮胎到国际太空站 from the wheel to the International Space Station.
对了 本人曾去过 which I went to.
不是吧 又要提吗 Honestly. this again?
你说得像你没整天把得诺贝尔奖挂嘴边 Like we don't hear about your Nobel Prize all the time.
我又没办法控制别人不问我 It's not my fault people ask about it.
因为你总是把奖章挂在胸口 Because you're always wearing it!
你现在就挂着 You have it on right now.
你看它有多闪 Look how shiny it is.
赶紧开始讲你的故事吧 Just tell your story.
我个人与工程学的接触历史 My own history with engineering
源自大一那年的春天 began spring semester of my freshman year.
大家早安 Good morning.
我是布歇教授 I'm Professor Boucher.
这堂课是土木工程学 and this is Civil Engineering Lab.
课程准时在0900开课 也就是... Class begins at 0900. which is...
此刻 ...now.
在这堂课中 我们将会应用 In this course. we're going to apply the principles
机械力的各种原理... of static mechanical forces...
我也是这门课的学生 I'm in this class.
这门课在0900开课 This class started at 0900.
所以... 你不在这门课了 so... no. you're not.
我刚才说到... As I was saying.
你问 Uh. yes?
我很欣赏您使用24小时制 I appreciate your use of the 24-four hour time format.
那您知道这种我们俗称为"军用时间"的制度 Were you aware that while often referred to as "Military time."
最早可追溯回到古埃及人吗 it actually dates back to the Egyptians?
我只知道现在课得在0901开始了 I'm aware that the class is now starting at 0901.
你同意我现在开始讲课吗 Is it all right with you if I begin?
请 Please.
开课第一分钟我就是他最爱的学生了 One minute in and I was already his favorite.
这门课在乎的是现实应用 This course is about practical applications.
而非花哨的理论或是课堂里纸上谈兵 This isn't about fancy theories or what works in a classroom.
当隧道崩塌时 唯一有用的数学 If a tunnel collapses. the only math that's gonna matter
就只有伤亡人数了 is the body count.
-你说 -我叫谢尔顿·库珀 - You. - Sheldon Cooper.
孩子 等你撑到期中我再记你名字 Son. I'll learn your name if you make it to midterms.
你现在在我眼里就只有编号 Right now. you're just a number to me.
那我可以当1号吗 Ooh. can I be number one?
皮卡尔舰长在《星际旅行:下一代》中 That's what Captain Picard calls Commander Riker
都这么叫赖克中校 on Star Trek: Next Generation.
你该做的是多听少说 You need to listen more and talk less.
听懂了吗 1号 Is that clear. number one?
遵命 舰长 Aye. Captain.
巴拉德运动用品 Ballard's.
你好 Hello.
-是你啊 怎么啦 -没什么 - Hey. what's up? - Oh. nothing.
我就是打来跟你问声好 I just called to say hello.
天啊 我这辈子好像还没干过这档事 Gee. I don't think I've done that in my entire life.
那你是要我赶紧挂电话吗 You want me to hang up?
不 不用 No. Uh-uh.
不... 不过接下来是要... W... But what happens next?
等等 你稍等 Oh. wait. hang on.
有别人打进来 I got another call.
行 当然没问题 我可以等... All right. fine. yeah. sure. I can w...
您好 Hello?
康妮 是我啦 琼 Hey. Connie. June.
你好啊 琼 怎么啦 Hi. June. What's going on?
我知道你今天下午跟我约了弄头发 I know you have a hair appointment this afternoon.
但我得跟你取消了 but I'm gonna have to cancel.
你有什么事吗 Everything okay?
没什么啦 就是摔坏了膝盖 No. I busted my knee up pretty good.
戴尔知道这件事吗 Oh. Does Dale know?
我正好跟他在另一线讲电话 I-I'm on the other line with him.
还没跟他说 你想说可以说 No. not yet. Yeah. you can tell him.
好 你等我 Okay. hang on.
喂 Hello?
抱歉 您哪位啊 I'm so sorry. who's this?
我等太久都忘了 It's been so long.
另一线的人是琼 I'm on the phone with June.
她膝盖受伤了 She hurt her knee.
怎么伤的 How?
你等我问问 Well. hold on.
你是怎么弄伤的 How'd you hurt it?
说起来太丢人 Oh. it's so embarrassing.
我在美发店踩到一坨发胶滑倒 I slipped on a glob of hair gel at the salon.
你等我一下 Wait a minute.
她在美发店踩到一坨发胶滑倒 She slipped on a glob of hair gel at the salon.
爽啊 Oh. nice.
刚才的等待都值得了 Well. that was worth the wait.
在0900的时候呢 And then. at exactly 9:00.
他把门锁上 不让迟到的学生进来 he locked the doors and wouldn't let any latecomers in.
这有点太严苛了吧 That seems a little harsh.
他不宽待的态度真是太棒了 He's so intolerant. It's fantastic.
他也别着领结 而且不叫我名字 He also wears a bow tie. and instead of using my name.
而是给了我编号 he gave me a number.
我好像也不喜欢这个 I don't think I like that. either.
不 这很棒 我们就像机器人一样 No. it's great. It's like we're robots.
猜猜我的编号是几号 And guess what my number is.
2号[拉屎]吗 Number two?
不 是1号 No. number one.
就像《星际旅行》里的赖克 like Riker on Star Trek.
不过2号也不错啦 像2B铅笔 But number two is also good. Like the pencil.
好吧 你上课开心我也开心 Well. I'm glad you enjoyed your class.
我们第一个作业 就是要建一座桥 For our first assignment. we get to build a bridge.
布歇教授曾经是陆军工程兵团的人 Professor Boucher was part of the Army Corps of Engineers.
在世界各地都有建过桥 and he built bridges all over the world.
你知道我也曾经参过军吗 You know. I was also in the Army.
或许你曾经跋涉过他建的其中一座桥 Ooh. perhaps you trudged across one of his bridges.
是不是想想就很酷 How neat would that be?
爸爸肯定也做过很酷的军人事务吧 I bet Dad did cool Army stuff. too.
没有 "跋涉"二字足以蔽之 Nope. "Trudging" sums it up.
其实1号也蛮好笑的 See. number one is also pretty funny.
因为意思是小便 'cause it means taking a leak.
请进 Come in.
如果你来抢劫 我有霰弹枪 If you're a robber. I got a shotgun.
是康妮与戴尔 别开枪 It's Connie and Dale. Don't shoot.
你们不用这么麻烦来看我啦 Hey. Y'all didn't have to come by.
我们就是想来看看你情况如何 We just wanted to see how you're doing.
还给你买了你最爱的冰激凌口味 Yeah. Brought your favorite ice cream.
奶油山核桃吗 Butter pecan?
你第二喜欢的口味呢 What's your second-favorite?
我先拿去冰箱放 I'll put this away.
你怎么样了 So. how's it going?
有人帮忙照顾你吗 Do you have anybody to help you out?
有啊 这些个好帮手 Oh. yeah. These little guys.
埃尔维斯当年很有眼光啊 Elvis was onto something.
直到他后来死在马桶上 Till he keeled over on the toilet.
他可是猫王 He was the king.
猫王当年曾滥用鸦片类麻药 最终在马桶上心脏病发而死
那是他的王座 That was his throne.
好啦 不开玩笑了 如果你有任何需要 Seriously. now. though. if you need anything at all.
我们会来帮你 we are here for you.
没错 100% That's right. 100%.
你别闹了 Would you stop?
人家是想表达心意 I was being sincere.
那刚才那一下跟你下次说蠢话抵消 Well. that's for the next dumb thing you say.
你能不能就别打我了 Well. just quit hitting me. would you?
那你能不能别说蠢话 Well. quit being stupid.
你们的设计作业 你们可以选 For your design assignment. you may decide
设计悬索桥 桁架桥 梁式桥 between suspension bridges. truss bridges. beam bridges.
只要不是"大乔与小乔"就行 just not Beau Bridges.
谁说工程师没有幽默感了 And people say engineers don't have a sense of humor.
你说 Yes?
什么是大乔与小乔 What are Beau Bridges?
今天课就到这里结束 That's all for today.
你们的首稿期限是下周 Your initial designs are due next week.
我提早完成了我的设计作业 I finished my design assignment early.
我欣赏你的积极性 I admire that initiative.
谢谢 我特别熬夜完成的 Thank you. I stayed up late to finish it.
我平常都是在2100点睡觉 My normal bedtime is 2100 hours.
但我很期待做这个作业 在回家的路上 but I was so excited to do it that I took a power nap
我在我姥姥的车后座先小睡恢复精神 in my Meemaw's back seat on the drive home.
你得重做 这是错的 Uh. you'll need to do this again. It's wrong.
不 没错 No. it's not.
孩子 我这是在截止前再给你次机会 Son. I'm giving you another chance before it's due.
那它哪错了 Well. what's wrong with it?
弄清楚错在哪是你的任务 That's your job to figure out.
我会用你的工作是教导我来反驳 I would argue that it's your job to teach me.
我看看 Let's see.
首先 这座桥是断的 To start. this bridge is in pieces.
什么意思 What do you mean?
撕纸谁不会啊 Well. two can play at this game.
现在没得玩了 Well. now they can't.
然后他当着我的面把我的论文撕了 And then he ripped up my paper right in front of me.
他有什么毛病啊 What is this man's problem?
我不知道 他甚至都没用尺子 I don't know. He didn't even use a ruler.
就那么撕得参差不齐 He just ripped it up. willy-nilly.
你想我给学校打电话吗 Do you want me to call the school?
不了 他参过军 No. he was in the Army.
我想让他觉得我是个硬汉 I want him to think I'm tough.
可不吗 Sure.
你今天过得不好 我很遗憾 Well. I'm sorry you had a bad day.
我们去睿侠电器行逛逛怎么样 How about a little trip to RadioShack?
去睿侠电器行也不会改善什么 RadioShack's not gonna make this better.
也不会让情况变得更糟 所以去吧 It's also not gonna make it worse. so okay.
没问题 You got it.
也许他是对我的聪明才智感到威胁 Maybe he was just intimidated by my intelligence.
也许他只是一个没安全感的恶霸 Or maybe he's an insecure bully
把情绪发泄在一个小男孩身上 taking out his frustrations on a little boy.
我喜欢我的说法 这样我有威慑力 I like my version better where I'm intimidating
而不是无助的小孩 and not a helpless child.
好吧 他把他的情绪发泄在一个强大 Okay. he's taking out his frustrations on a powerful
有震慑力的年轻人身上 and intimidating young man.
这么说可以 That works.
罗密欧 Romeo.
为何偏偏是你 罗密欧 wherefore art thou. Romeo?
宝贝 Hey. baby.
巴拉德运动用品 Ballard's.
是我 你能来一趟吗 It's me. Any chance you could swing by?
你怎么了 What do you need?
躺椅放不下来了 Well. the recliner won't go down.
我像个傻子一样被卡在椅子里了 and I'm stuck in this chair like a damn fool.
确实情况不妙 Well. that is a situation.
你被卡住多久了 How long you been stuck?
你到底要不要帮忙 Are you gonna help me out or not?
总得让我笑一会吧 Oh. just give me a moment to enjoy it.
你可以滚过来当面嘲笑我 Get your ass over here and you can laugh at me in person.
我这就来 Eh. I'm on my way.
谢谢 Thank you.
得带上我的相机 Got to grab my camera.
当去睿侠电器行都不能让我开心时 You know it's bleak when even a trip to RadioShack
我就真的是心如死灰了 couldn't lift my spirits.
广告过后继续播出《质子教授》 Professor Proton will be right back after these messages.
对啊 Of course.
我意识到布歇教授 I realized Professor Boucher
是在鞭策我 让我成为最好的自己 was pushing me to be the best me I could be.
原以为只有我能教自己 You'd think the person who could teach me
成为最好的自己 to be the best me I could be was me.
但这个人其实是在军队里学会 but it was Professor Boucher. after the Army taught him
做最好的自己的布歇教授 to be the best he that he could be.
现在能不能让我们 Now it was up to me
成为最好的"我们" 就看我了 to help us be the best "We" we could be.
我觉得这回你该满意了 I think you're going to like this one. sir.
重做 Do it again.
是 长官 Yes. sir. sir.
给你 Here you go.
Just another piece of paper - Glen Campbell
重做 Again.
是 长官 Yes. sir. sir.
至少用尺子撕吧 Oh. at least use a straight-edge.
你找我吗 女士 You wanted to see me. ma'am?
你好 布歇教授 请进 坐吧 Hello. Professor Boucher. Please. come in. have a seat.
我站着就好 I'd prefer to stand.
好吧 那我也站着 Oh. All right. uh. then. I will also stand.
这双鞋不适合站着 You know what. um. these are really not standing shoes.
所以我还是坐着吧 so I'm just gonna sit.
我希望能和你谈一谈谢尔顿·库珀的事 I was hoping that we could have a little chat about Sheldon Cooper.
我先说吧 I'll start.
谢尔顿对这所大学来说是很宝贵的人才 Sheldon is a very important asset to this university.
我们想让那个小家伙在本校一直开心 And we like to keep that little fella happy.
但似乎你的教学方法 But it seems that your teaching methods
让他不开心了 are making him unhappy.
你懂我意思了吗 You understand?
是的 女士 我懂 Yes. ma'am. I do.
很好 Great.
你是想我将他的哭脸转笑脸 You'd like me to turn his frown upside down.
这话从你嘴里说出来 You know. when you say it.
比起好笑更让人不寒而栗 it sounds more chilling than fun.
我只是说 I'm just saying
他是个敏感的小孩 而你... that he's a sensitive kid. and you are...
你那种不知道怎么描述的气场 well. whatever this vibe is.
我明白 I understand.
很好 所以你会对他宽容点吗 Excellent. so you'll take it easy on him?
不 抱歉 女士 我不能 No. I'm sorry. ma'am. I can't do that.
你知道... You see. uh...
你一口一个"女士" 听着礼貌 all these "Ma'ams." They sound polite.
但我的话你好像左耳进右耳出 but then I don't seem to be getting anywhere.
因为确实没用 Well. that's because you're not.
你知道我是你的顶头上司吗 You do realize that I'm your boss?
是的 女士 我知道 Yes. ma'am. I do.
那你知道我有终身职位吗 And do you realize that I have tenure?
终身职位 Ugh. tenure.
要是不能拿工作威胁人 What fun is it being president
当校长还有什么意思 if I can't threaten people's jobs?
现在我能回去上课了吗 May I get back to class now?
好吧 切散吧 Oh. fine. And fall off. or whatever it is.
应该是"解散" 女士 It's "dismissed." Ma'am.
快走吧 Just go.
我听见你笑了 I heard that giggle.
好了 晚饭好了 Okay. Soup's on.
看起来不错啊 Mmm. Wow. looks good.
天啊 Oh. geez.
你怎么了 Are you okay?
我把背扭伤了 Oh. I. uh. I tweaked my back.
怎么弄的 Oh. How?
我去帮琼的忙 I was helping June out.
你人真好 Well. aren't you sweet?
她找你帮什么忙 What'd she have you doing for her?
就是帮点小忙 Yeah. this and that.
什么小忙 This and that what?
就是帮点小忙跟一点琐碎的 Yeah. This and that and the other thing.
你不想告诉我吗 Do you not want to tell me?
为了诚实起见 也是因为她可能告诉你 Well. for the sake of honesty and because she might tell you.
我帮她洗澡了 I was helping her take a shower.
你和她洗澡了吗 You took a shower with her?
是她洗澡 我只是帮她 She took the shower. I was just assisting.
所以她一丝不挂 So she was naked.
老天爷啊 我们结过婚 For crying out loud. we were married.
我看过她一丝不挂无数次了 I've seen her naked a million times.
您觉得你说这话有帮助吗 You think that is helping?
我就知道我不该说实话的 I knew I shouldn't have been honest.
你是不该扮她的浴室服务员 You shouldn't have been playing bathroom attendant.
完全没有任何能起邪念的那种 There was nothing sexy about it.
就像洗车一样 It was like washing a car.
一辆生锈的旧汽车 A rusty old car.
那你擦她的挡风玻璃了吗 Did you scrub her windshield?
什么意思 What does that even mean?
就是她的胸部 天才 Her boobs. genius.
我只是协助她洗澡 I was helping her in the shower
以免她在浴室里滑倒 so she didn't fall down.
好吧 Well. fine.
而且众所周知 And boobs are headlights.
胸部应该是车头灯 Everybody knows that.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
看谢尔顿写作业碰到困难 Watching Sheldon struggle with homework.
太精彩了 It's so great.
拜托 思考 Come on. think.
-怎么了 -我想不明白这个工程学作业 - What's going on? - I can't figure out this engineering project.
每次我上交 教授都会把它撕掉 And every time I turn it in. my professor just rips it up.
你之前不是喜欢这个人吗 Well. ain't this the fella you liked?
是啊 我本以为他想鞭策我成为最好 I did. when I thought he was pushing me to be all I could be.
但原来他只是纯恶毒 but it turns out all he can be is mean.
我相信你会想出来的 I'm sure you'll figure it out.
你能跟他谈谈吗 Could you talk to him?
你已经是大学生了 You're in college now.
你不觉得你该独自面对吗 Don't you think you should fight your own battles?
那在校长面前打他小报告算吗 Does telling on him to the president of the university count?
奏效了吗 Did it work?
-没有 -那就不算 - No. - Then no.
拜托你跟他谈谈行吗 Will you please talk to him?
不如让你妈去找他好不好 Ooh. what if your mom does it?
但你们都当过兵 But you were both in the Army.
又一样易怒没耐心 And you're both crabby and impatient.
你们共同点非常多 There's a lot of common ground.
你真的气到他了 对吧 You really got under this guy's skin. huh?
看样子是的 It would seem so.
我跟他确实有很多共同点 Lot of common ground.
你好 Hello.
琼 Hey. June.
我是康妮 就想问问你是否需要什么 Connie. Just wanted to see if you need anything.
不需要啦 不过谢谢你的关心 Nah. I'm good. but thank you. though.
你确定 You sure?
买生活用品啊 做饭洗碗啊 Groceries? Dishes?
帮你洗澡呢 Help in the shower?
靠 戴尔个大嘴巴 Damn it. Dale.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我心里就是觉得不舒服 I'm just not comfortable with it.
你以为我喜欢 You think I am?
他上一次看到我胴体时 我还没受地心引力摧残 Last time he saw me naked. gravity was on my side.
那你为毛还叫他帮你洗 Then why'd you ask him to do it?
不然我还能叫谁 康妮 Who else am I gonna ask. Connie?
你朋友多的是 You got tons of friends.
我是有熟人 有客人 I've got acquaintances. I've got clients.
但你可不希望 Those aren't exactly people
被这些人看到自己的疝气疤痕 you want looking at your hernia scar.
戴尔就可以吗 And Dale is?
我得疝气就是因为有一晚他喝醉回家就倒地昏睡 I got that hernia by dragging him onto the bed
我把他拖上床引发的 one night he came in passed-out drunk.
听着 如果我过界了 我向你道歉 Look. I'm sorry if I crossed the line.
但你没什么可担心的 but you have nothing to worry about.
好吧 Okay.
听着 我保证 下次洗澡 Look. I promise. next time.
我会叫帮我除草的那小子过来 I'll get the kid who mows my lawn
在后院直接用水管冲我 to come over and hose me off in the backyard.
打给我吧 Call me.
我很乐意在后院用水管冲你 I'd be happy to hose you off in the backyard.
我承认 我有点妒忌 I got to admit. I'm a little jealous.
妒忌什么 Of what?
你 You.
为什么 Why?
在你身边的戴尔是我没能拥有的 You have the Dale I never got.
我花了很长时间打磨他这块顽石 I spent a lot of time polishing that turd.
结果好处都被你占了 and you get all the benefits.
我也花了时间和心血调教他的好吗 Hey. I put my time in on that. too.
没我投入的多 Not as much as me.
我刚认识他那会 他简直惨不忍睹 When I met him. he was a mess.
你该看看我初识的他是什么鬼样子 You should've seen where I started.
我们应该都赞同 Well. I think we can both agree.
他就是坨走狗屎运的臭狗屎 he is one lucky turd.
太对了 姐们 Amen. sister.
我猜猜 So. let me guess.
你认为我对他太严厉了 You think I'm being too hard on him
你希望我放松些 and you want me to lighten up?
他最近很难熬 He is having a tough time.
这堂课本来就很难 It's a tough class.
听着 我懂 Look. I get it.
我也当过兵 I was in the Army. too.
我完全赞成对孩子严格要求 但是 I-I'm all for being strict. but...
他连自己问题出在哪里都不知道 he doesn't even know where he's going wrong.
也许你可以 You know. maybe you could just
给他指明正确的方向 point him in the right direction?
你是指直接告诉他答案 You mean. give him the answer?
不是啦 No. no.
你愿意这么做吗 Would you?
你说呢 What do you think?
-不愿意 -看见没 - No. - See?
我没告诉你答案 你靠自己想明白了 I didn't give you the answer and you figured it out.
你听我说 Look...
你儿子显然聪明绝顶 ...your son is obviously brilliant.
但一昧娇惯他 他日后就无法适应真实世界 but coddling him won't prepare him for the real world.
从他出生那天起我就一直这么说 I've been saying that since the day he was born.
有时想要重塑一个人 就得先把他彻底击垮 Sometimes you have to break them down to build them back up.
我对付我的橄榄球员就是用这招 I do that with my football players.
至少理想很丰满 但骨感现实就是 At least. I try to. but then the parents
家长全都大发雷霆 冲来我办公室 get all bent out of shape. they come into my office.
不会吧[别说了] You don't say.
真的 说出来你都不信... Yeah. you would not believe...
哦你是叫我闭嘴 知道了 Oh. Y-You mean me. Got it.
你又自己想明白了答案 You figured it out again.
两发两中呢 Hey. I'm two for two.
你找我老师谈过了吗 Did you talk to my teacher?
找了 I did.
他会告诉我 我哪里做错了吗 So. is he gonna tell me what I'm doing wrong?
我来告诉你 I'm going to.
你坐在家里 等别人把答案交到你手上 You're sitting here waiting to be handed the answer
但人生不是这样的 and that's not how life is.
你必须付出努力 You got to work for it.
我不想听橄榄球打气话 I don't want to hear a football pep talk.
这不是橄榄球 而是真实人生 This isn't football. This is real.
你的教授说得对 Your professor's right.
别噘嘴了 Now. instead of pouting.
你该对自己的人生奋斗 take charge of your own life.
我爸说得没错 My dad was right.
我必须继续奋斗 I had to take charge.
继续噘嘴20分钟后 And after 20 more minutes of pouting.
我就是这么做的 that's exactly what I did.
但尽管我已经尽力了 But despite my best efforts.
我解题仍然毫无进展 I was still no closer to figuring it out.
我要再一次看着我的研究 I was going to have to see my work
被撕成碎片 be torn to pieces one more time.
当然了 Of course.
我之前一心只想着完善数学因素 I'd been so focused on mathematical perfection
完全没考虑过现实世界的要素 that I hadn't taken into account real-world elements.
风能引发振动 Wind can trigger vibrations.
如果这些振动发生在一个系统的共振频率 If these vibrations occur at a system's resonant frequency.
那振荡会形成刺激 then oscillation generates excitation
桥便有可能失去结构完整性 and a bridge can lose its structural integrity.
我又是天才少年啦 Okay. I'm a genius again.
我等不及递交论文 I couldn't wait to hand in my paper
看布歇教授脸上露出骄傲的表情... and see the proud look on Professor Boucher's...
不 No!
我想明白了 I figured it out!
是风 是风 It's wind! It's wind!
我痛恨工程学 I hate engineering.
等等 所以这些年来 Wait. so after all this time.
你不爽工程学原来是因为这个吗 that's your problem with engineering?
显而易见 Evidently.
所以你总是嘲笑 So all the teasing
和辱骂 原来都与我无关吗 and all the abuse had nothing to do with me?
我承认 一开始 我是因为不爽那门课 I'll admit. at first. I had a chip on my shoulder
但之后主要是因为瞧不起你 because of that class. but then it was mostly you.
服了 我几时才能学会不自取其辱 Unbelievable. When will I learn?
我可以告诉你答案 I could give you that answer.
但如果你自己想出来 but if you figure it out for yourself.
会更有意义 it'll mean so much more.
-再见再也不见 谢尔顿 -拜 - Goodbye. Sheldon. - Bye.
您想见我是吗 You wanted to see me. ma'am?
教授 Professor.
我听说你把谢尔顿关在了教室门外 I understand you locked Sheldon out of class.
他迟到了 那是我的规矩 Well. he was late. That's my policy.
我要你帮我个忙 I need you to do me a favor.
您说 Yes?
给我详细描述事发时 Tell me exactly what his face looked like
他脸上的吃瘪表情 when it happened.
你认真的 Wh... Seriously?
像画画一样不漏一丝细节 Oh... Paint me a picture.
我想感同身受一下甩他门有多爽 I want to feel like I was the one who closed that door.
那我要坐下慢慢说 Oh. I'm gonna sit for this.
他走到教室门前 一副嚣张样 Okay. so he approached the door with that smug look he has.
-我可太熟悉了 -接着当他发现门锁了时 - Ugh. I know it well. - Then. when he realized it was locked.
他的表情转为震惊和难以置信 his face fell into shock and disbelief.
妙啊 Nice.
演给我看 学他的表情 Uh. show me. Do the face.
先生 Oh. sir.
你真是让我哭脸转笑脸啊 you have turned my frown upside down.
不客气 校长 You are welcome. ma'am.