? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
比利 库珀·叔叔来了 Billy! Mr. Cooper is here.
你还好吗 How you doing?
千万别提这茬 Do not look under that rock.
但我谢谢你的关心 But I appreciate you asking.
你被拒绝了 Hey. you got rejected.
但世界因此毁灭了吗 But was it the end of the world?
没有 No.
那是非常有用的信息 And that is extremely valuable information.
说实话 And honestly...
米希这事是你逃过了一劫 you dodged a bullet with Missy.
那姑娘可凶了 The girl is mean.
谢了 Thanks.
米希 加油 Come on. Missy!
来看你的男人统领一帮小娃娃吗 Came to see your man be a leader of little people. huh?
我是来看我外孙女投球的 I came to see my granddaughter pitch.
在我麾下投球 Yeah. under my leadership.
来吧 库珀 让我看看你的本事 All right. Cooper. let's see what you got.
加油 孩子 Come on. girl!
加油 提起精神 Come on. shake it off!
你能行 You got this.
你投的是什么鬼 What the hell was that?
好有领导风范啊 Well. there's some leadership.
暂停 Time!
库珀 Cooper!
暂停 Time!
库珀 是什么问题 Cooper. what is the problem?
球都不朝我想要的方向飞啊 The ball isn't going where it's supposed to.
我看到了 I saw that.
我是哪里做错了 What am I doing wrong?
可能只是失去手感 Just a little case of the yips.
-时有发生 -这是什么意思啊 - It happens. - What's that?
失去手感... 就是有时候 The yips-- you know. it's when you're thinking
你脑子里胡思乱想 about stuff in your head
结果那些你都做过几百万次的事情 and something you've done a million times.
突然就做不好了 职业选手也有这种情况 you can't do it anymore. Even the pros get it.
那怎么样可以恢复呢 How do I get rid of it?
你就脑子里别乱想了 Uh. just don't think about it.
好吧 Okay.
别多想 投就对了 Don't think. just throw.
我讨厌死小娃娃了 I hate the little people.
靠 Damn it!
布兰达 Brenda?
干嘛 What?
你那边还好吗 Everything okay over there?
没问题啊 Oh. yeah.
行 Okay.
我靠 Damn it!
好啦 再发动看看 Okay. give her a go.
你真是我的救星 You're a lifesaver.
我有救人的天命 It's a gift.
我能请你啤酒与水果馅饼作为感谢吗 Can I offer you a beer and some thank-you cobbler?
你本来不是要去哪里吗 Weren't you on your way somewhere?
减肥会 Weight Watchers.
怎么样 What do you say?
行吧 Eh. sure.
有男人去减肥会吗 Do guys ever go to those Weight Watchers meetings?
有啊 不过他们都是胖子 Yeah. but they're all fat.
在学校里的所有考试中 Of all the tests one takes in school.
我最喜欢的是期中考 my favorite was the midterm.
期末考是也不错啦 Finals weren't bad.
但它们也意味着夏天马上到来 but they also meant summer was approaching.
我并不信教 但日光 I don't believe in religion. but sunshine.
野餐与泳池派对 都证明地狱真的存在 picnics and pool parties are proof hell exists.
你为什么想用球丢我 Why are you trying to hit me?
我是在尝试投到靶心 I'm trying to hit the target.
靶心在那个方向呢 It's over there.
我知道好吗 傻子 I know. dingus.
你不是很会投球吗 I thought you were good at this.
我本来是啊 I was.
戴尔教练说我是失了手感 Coach Dale says I have the yips.
这东西不会传染吧 It's not contagious. is it?
这是运动圈的事情 No. it happens in sports.
你突然就做不到以前信手拈来的事情 Suddenly you can't do a thing that used to be easy.
听起来感觉就很假 It doesn't sound real.
那我为什么投不好了呢 Then why can't I pitch anymore?
很有可能是青春期作祟 Ooh. perhaps it's the onset of puberty
以及它导致歇斯底里与情绪起伏 and the hysterical mood swings that go with it.
傻子 进屋去 Dingus. house.
你这样更证明我说对了 You're only proving my point.
比利是赢了个奖吗 What. Billy won an award?
参加奖 Participation.
好了不起哦 Big whoop.
聊胜于无吧 I guess it's something.
他虽然并不出类拔萃 Well. he ain't the sharpest pencil in the box.
但起码是心地最善良的孩子 but he's the sweetest kid I know.
谢尔顿就是那个出类拔萃的孩子 Well. Sheldon is the sharpest pencil.
但我有时真想把他的脑袋"拔"下来 Sometimes I'd just like to shove his head in that box.
垃圾放哪 Where's your trash?
四处 Everywhere.
不过垃圾桶是在水槽下 But the basket's under the sink.Mm.
你知道你家的水龙头漏水吗 You know your faucet's leaking?
知道啊 到处都要不行了 Yep. this whole place is falling apart.
我找时间再过来帮忙你修吧 I'll come over another time. and take care of it.
不用这么麻烦啦 You know. you don't have to do that.
再一瓶吗 One more?
我该走了 I should get going.
还是谢谢你啦 Well. thanks again.
最近有兴趣买房吗 Want to buy a house?
你去哪里啦 Hey. where you been?
布兰达的车坏了 Ah. Brenda was having car trouble.
-我去帮忙她修一下 -那你人挺好 - Just giving her hand. - That's nice.
她自己一个人想必是很不容易吧 I'm sure it's hard being by herself.
是啊 Yeah.
她那房子感觉到处都出问题了 That whole house is in need of repair.
那你有问人家要不要帮忙吧 I hope you offered to help her out.
有啊 她回绝了 I did... she said no.
人家只是不想开口求人吧 Well. that's just her being proud.
她当然希望你能帮忙啦 Of course she wants your help.
那我有空再过去帮忙吧 I guess some time I'll pop over.
很好 Good.
你去的时候可得绑好裤腰带 And when you go. hitch up your pants.
你蹲下的时候 背后可是春光乍泄 There's a lot going on when you squat.
好啦 你们有45分钟作答 All right. You have 45 minutes to complete the test.
眼神不要东张西望... eyes on your own paper and...
谢尔顿 你要是提早完成 你可以再考一次 Yes. Sheldon. if you finish early. you can take it again.
现在... And...
考试开始 begin!
我如入无人之境 And I was off.
拳打波动函数 I flew through wave functions.
脚踢谐振子 I dominated harmonic oscillators.
这场考试唯一有挑战的地方 The only challenging part of this exam
就是要平衡我想提早交卷 was trying to balance the desire to finish quickly
以及忍住不要闻我削好的铅笔香味的心情 with the urge to stop and smell my freshly sharpened pencil.
我的状态正佳 I was in the zone.
只剩下最后一题 Only one question left.
我要做的就只是套用贝塞尔函数中的零点 All I needed to do was solve Schrodinger's equation
来解圆柱阱中的薛定谔方程 in a cylindrical well by employing the zeroes of the Bessel function.
而那些是... which of course were...
等等 是什么来着 Wait. what are they?
拜托 你知道这些啊 Come on. you know this.
你都解过几百万次了 You've done it a million times.
惨了 Oh. dear.
好了 谢尔顿 交卷 All right. Sheldon. time to turn in your test.
我还没做完 I'm not done yet.
我知道你喜欢在考卷后加"更好的题目" I know you like to add your own "better questions" at the end.
但我再说一次 那些我不算分 but for the last time. I don't count them.
我还需要几分钟来解这题 I just need a few more minutes on this problem.
那题很简单啊 That's an easy one.
套用贝塞尔函数中的零点就行了 Just apply the zeroes of the Bessel function.
我知道我该做什么 I know what I have to do.
这是在闹脾气吗 Is this is a tantrum?
我听说你这年纪的小孩就喜欢闹 I've heard children your age like to throw them.
我想不起贝塞尔函数中的零点了 I can't remember what the zeroes of the Bessel function are.
你没有背吗 You didn't memorize them?
我当然有啊 在1988年10月7号那天 Of course I did-- October 7. 1988.
我刚吃完一碗小熊饼干后背的 I had just had a bowl of Teddy Grahams.
那问题在哪 Then what's the problem?
我脑海一片空白 但我会想起来的 I'm blanking. but I'll get it.
抱歉孩子 下课了 Sorry. son. class is over.
别 我能解开这题 No. I can do this.
就只是一题而已 你还是会及格啊 It's just one question. You'll still pass.
谢尔顿·库珀才不要"有及格" Sheldon Cooper doesn't "Just pass."
我有个办法 I have an idea.
你让我看看考卷 Let me see the test.
谢谢 Thank you.
-谢尔顿·库珀不会总那么好骗 -至少他今天好骗 - Sheldon Cooper isn't always that gullible. - He was today.
好啦 马上就好了 All right. almost there.
把螺丝起子给我 Hand me a screwdriver.
不要把这个捅进插座 Don't stick this in an outlet.
会超级酥麻 It really tingles.
我们出过点状况 We had an incident.
这样吧 You know what?
要不你来修 Why don't you fix it?
-真的吗 -对啊 你看到那个小螺丝了吗 - Really? - Yeah. you see that little screw there?
你去把它转紧就可以了 Just go ahead and tighten her up.
-像这样吗 -没错 - Like this? - Yep.
然后呢 What now?
然后去外面把水阀重新打开 Uh. run outside and turn the water back on.
先给你 我不准拿着这个跑 Here. I'm not allowed to run with this.
我们出过很多状况 We've had a lot of incidents.
-真看不出来你是能工巧匠 -是啊 - Who knew you were so handy? - Yeah.
有些事情男人就是得会嘛 There's just things guys need to be good at.
你还有什么事情厉害啊 What else you good at?
我该走了 I should go.
您好啊 美丽的女士 Hey. pretty lady.
-你这么早就喝酒了吗 -才没有 - Are you drinking already? - No!
难道一个男人不能夸自己的老婆吗 Can't a guy give his wife a compliment?
我该检查你嘴里的酒味吗 Do I have to smell your breath?
不如给我的嘴上来个吻吧 How about a kiss instead?
你是犯了什么病 What is with you?
你说呢 Well. I don't know.
孩子们又不在家 Kids aren't home.
现在来吗 我在洗衣服 Now? I'm doing laundry.
衣服可以晚点洗 Laundry can wait.
你的"事"也可以晚点 So can your thing.
我觉得应该是"我们"的事吧 I like to think of it as our thing.
但如果你只有空解决我的"事" 我也不介意 but if you only have time for my thing. that's fine. too.
你真是怪里怪气的 You're being weird.
怪性感的吗 Weird sexy?
并没有 No.
-你是要进卧室了吗 -并没有 - Headed to the bedroom? - No!
我就确认一下 Just checking.
米希 Missy!
你把手感发冷传染给我了 You gave me your yips.
什么 What?
我考试时僵住了 这从来没发生过 I froze on a test. That's never happened before.
这全都是你的错 It's all your fault.
我说过这事没有传染性了 I told you it's not contagious.
但你把这件事传进了我脑子里 You put the thought in my head.
心理暗示的力量是真实存在的 The power of suggestion is very real.
例证 郁金香狂热 Case in point: tulip mania.
-又要发病了 -郁金香狂热 - Here we go. - Tulip mania
是17世纪的疯狂购买与交易郁金香球根事件 was an insane desire to buy and trade tulip bulbs in the 1600s.
差点就让荷兰经济崩溃 It nearly ruined the Dutch economy.
你都想象不到人们愿意花多少荷兰盾买 You would not believe the gilders they were spending.
你怎么能够记得这么蠢的知识 How can you remember this stupid information.
却记不住考试要考的东西 but not the stuff on your test?
你告诉我啊 是你传染我的 You tell me. they're your yips.
谢尔顿 我如果知道怎么康复 Sheldon. if I knew how to make it stop.
我会告诉你 I would tell you.
你最好是这样 You better.
或许是青春期发育令你情绪不稳定 Maybe it's puberty making you all emotional.
我检查过我的腋下 光滑如气球 I checked my armpits... smooth as balloons.
你是什么毛病 What's your problem?
我不想说 I don't want to talk about it.
-那就好 -我考试碰到了心理障碍 - Great. - I had a mental block on a test
本来绝对知道怎么解的问题 突然就解不出了 and it was something that I absolutely know how to do.
玩运动的也会遇到这种事呢 Oh. you know. that sort of thing happens in sports. too.
我知道 叫失去手感 I know. It's called the yips.
这么严重的问题怎么起了个像狗叫的儿戏名字 and it's a very silly name for a very serious problem.
最好的解决办法就是 Well. you know. the best thing to do
别去想它 is get out of your head.
我要如何做到 How do I do that?
关闭你的大脑就行了 Just turn your brain off.
你对我陌生到仿佛我不是你亲生的 It's like I'm not even your son.
听着 Look.
我知道你不尊重我的教练工作 I know you don't respect what I do as a coach.
也许你还是了解我的 Maybe you do know me.
但这问题我还真有发言权 But this is a thing I actually know about.
我见过我的球员发作 I've seen it happen to my players.
我见过职业高尔夫球手发作 I've seen it happen to pros in golf.
棒球手 In baseball.
答案都是一样的 The answer is always the same.
别再乱想 跳出桎梏 Stop thinking and get out of your own way.
我不知道该怎么做 I don't know how to do that.
你有没有听过耐克的广告语"尽管去做" Have you ever heard the Nike slogan "Just do it"?
我比较熟悉"动手吧"这一句 I'm familiar with the phrase "Let's do it."
是杀人魔加里·吉尔摩说的 uttered by Gary Gilmore. the last person
他是美国最后一个被行刑队枪决的人 to be executed by firing squad in America.
好吧 总之这是鞋子的广告语 Okay. well. it's a shoe slogan.
是个好建议 And it's good advice.
答案早已在你大脑中 The answer is already in your head.
别钻牛角尖想太多 Don't think so hard.
尽管去做 Just do it.
我会试试 I'll try.
好小伙 Good man.
还有一个好玩的鞋类广告语是"我是布斯特·布朗 Another fun footwear slogan is "I'm Buster Brown.
我住在鞋子里 那是我的狗泰格 I live in a shoe. That's my dog Tige.
它也住在鞋子里" Look for him there. too."
我的名句比较有用吧 Mm. I think mine is more helpful.
但我的押韵啊 Well. mine rhymes. so...
我决定听从我爸的建议 I decided to heed my father's advice.
我不确定怎么才能关闭大脑 I wasn't sure how to turn off my brain.
幸好我和无脑专家住在一起 Thankfully. I lived with an expert.
干嘛 What's up?
我以前没怎么想过不思考这件事 I've never really thought about not thinking before.
我现在就请你想一下 Well. I'm asking you to think about it.
但你感兴趣的不是不思考吗 But I thought you were interested in notthinking.
没错 我要你想想不思考的感觉 I am. I want you to think about not thinking.
然后教我该怎么做 and then teach me how to do it.
做什么 Do what?
不思考 Not think.
好吧 All right.
难度挺大 This is tough.
我很擅长不思考 但我不动脑筋 I'm good at not thinking. but I don't think
又好像没法教你怎么不思考 I can teach you how to not think without thinking.
还是感谢你有努力过 Hmm. well. thank you for trying.
等一下 假如你脑子里 Hold on! What if you're thinking
在想别的事呢 about something else instead?
那算思考还是不思考 Would that count as thinking or not thinking?
那应该类似于东方圣哲 I suppose it's similar to the mantras
所推崇的真言吧 extolled by the sages of the east.
就是被印度教圣人辨喜 It's a practice that Swami Vivekananda
称为颂歌瑜伽的仪式 旨在达到 called Japa Yoga and it's intended to bring out
专注一境的境界 a single-pointedness of concentration.
抱歉 我神游了 Sorry. I zoned out.
-快教我怎么做 -我想想啊 - Ooh. tell me how. - Let's see.
你刚才在叨逼 You were blabbering.
听着听着就全混在一起了 It all started to blur together.
于是我就放空了 And I was gone.
具体是从什么时候开始的 At what point did it start to happen?
我不知道 你再说一遍 I don't know. Say it again.
我刚说 I said I suppose
那应该类似于东方圣哲 it's similar to the mantras
所推崇的真言 extolled by the sages of the east.
就是被印度教圣人辨喜称为颂歌瑜伽的仪式... It's a practice that Swami Vivekananda called Japa Yoga...
太神奇了 That is wild.
第二天 我用我爸 我哥 The next day. armed with the sage advice
和一位被处决杀人犯的 of my father. my brother.
至理名言武装自己 获准重考 and an executed murderer. I was allowed to retake the test.
答题时间45分钟 开始计时 You have 45 minutes starting now.
好 尽管去做 Okay. just do it.
尽管去做 Just do it.
关闭大脑 靠本能行事 Just turn your brain off and do it.
关了没 我做到了吗 Is it off? Am I doing it?
等等 如果我在想着大脑关闭了 那肯定还没关 Wait. if I'm thinking it's off. then it must still be on.
我太刻意了 别想太多 尽管去做 I'm trying too hard. Don't overthink. just do it.
尽管去做 尽管... Just do it. just--
时间到 Time's up.
但我并没做到啊 But I didn't do it.
你指浪费我整个早上吗 Waste my morning?
你做到了 You did it.
马桶的水一直在流 That toilet won't stop running.
你试过摇冲水把手了吗 Have you tried jiggling the handle?
我摇过了也撸过了 I jiggled it. wiggled it.
都差点跟它生出个小孩了 Damn near had a baby with it.
好 那我去看看 Yeah. let me take a look.
我正要做晚餐 欢迎你加入 I was fixing to put some dinner on. if you care to join me.
我不想给你添麻烦 I don't want to put you out.
只是冷冻千层面而已 It's just frozen lasagna.
但我打算讲究点用烤箱 而不是微波炉 But I'm going oven instead of microwave.
因为有你这位贵客 'cause you're company.
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你知道我什么意思 You know what I mean.
我本来只是想感谢你 I was just trying to thank you.
是你主动提出 And you're the one who offered
要来我家修东西 to come over here and fix things.
我只是表示友善 I was being nice.
我也是啊 So was I.
你会不会友善过头了 Yeah. maybe a little too nice.
你这人就是怎样都不满意 There is no pleasing you.
我不想在这里和你吵 Well. I don't need this here.
我自己家里就不缺吵架 I can get fighting at my house.
那或许你该回你家 Then maybe you should go back to your house.
妈妈 能教我做功课吗 Mom. can you help with my homework?
马上就来 There in a sec.
你走吗 You leaving?
你能自己修好马桶吗 You gonna fix the toilet?
-不能 -那我就不走 - No. - Then I guess I'm not leaving.
谢谢 吃千层面吗 Thank you. Lasagna?
一小块就好 玛丽做了玉米卷 Small piece. Mary's making tacos.
好的 Okay.
事实证明 试图智胜我自己的思维模式 Trying to outsmart my own thought patterns
颇具挑战性 proved to be challenging.
也可以理解 虽然我本身机智过人 It's understandable. as smart as I was.
但作为对手我也同样聪明伶俐 I was also that smart.
不知道我能不能发明一部精神控制装置 I wondered if I could invent a mind control device.
但这念头听起来有点异想天开 贻笑大方 but that sounded a little too "Mwah-ha-ha"
就算天才如我 结果我发现 even for me. It turned out
我寻觅的装置 the device I was looking for
一直就在我面前 had been in my presence the entire time.
电视机 它已麻痹了 Television. It had been tranquilizing
数代美国青少年的思想 the minds of America's youth for generations.
这正是我所需要的 and it was just what I needed.
发射 Lift off.
太精彩了 Too interesting.
太暴力了 Too violent.
还是算了吧 I don't think so.
接下来 我们画一朵小云 Now. then. let's build us a little cloud.
画云朵很随意的 Clouds are very free.
非常随意 Very. very free.
这样好了 如果你... Tell you what. If you...
刚才太好玩了 再放飞一点好了 That was so much fun. let's get crazy...
这位放荡不羁的艺术家是何方神圣 Who's this bohemian?
如果高中里的岗位 If you could have
随你挑选 你会选哪一个 any job in the high school. what would it be?
我不知道 问这个干嘛 I don't know. why?
有时我看清洁工 Sometimes I look at the janitor
推着抛光机走来走去 pushing around that buffing machine.
那玩意看起来可好玩了 That thing looks like a blast.
他不用打领带 He doesn't wear a tie.
不会跟校董会吵架 No fights with the school board.
抛开呕吐物和排泄物不说 他简直活在美梦中 Vomit and feces aside. he's. he's living the dream.
还在吗 我说话太无聊了吗 Hello? Am I boring you?
抱歉 Sorry.
我有点心烦 I'm a little distracted.
家里出问题了吗 Trouble at home?
算是吧 Something like that. Mm.
想谈谈吗 You want to talk about it?
不想 No.
跟我说说你的精彩单身生活吧 Tell me about your fun bachelor life.
截至上周 Well. as of last week. I officially
我正式尝遍了所有金宝罐头汤 tasted every Campbell's soup.
别闹了 汤姆 Come on. Tom.
我是想望梅止渴一下 I'm trying to live vicariously here.
肯定有好玩的事吧 There's got to be something good.
我想想 我想去打猎和钓鱼就随时能去 Let's see. I go hunting and fishing whenever I feel like it.
这才像样 Now we're getting somewhere.
想把钱花在哪就花在哪 Spend my money on whatever I want.
你最新买的一样东西是啥 What was the last thing you got?
收费点播的工头打架节目 Foreman fight on pay-per-view.
我看的时候吃了一整桶炸鸡 还只着底裤 I ate a bucket of chicken and watched it in my underwear.
你小子也太幸运了 You lucky bastard.
那艳遇呢 What about women?
说实话 Honestly...
这把年纪很难遇到新对象了 it's tough to meet people at this age.
怎么可能 你这种魅力熟男 No. come on. charming fella like you?
惨兮兮啊 这是我好久以来 玩得最开心的一晚了 Sadly. this is the best night out I've had in a long time.
我也是 Yeah. Me. too.
不过如果你认识寂寞佳人 尽管推荐给我 But if you know anybody. send them my way.
好 我再帮你看看 Yeah. I'll think about.
你试过只穿底裤吃炸鸡吗 You ever eat chicken in your underwear?
你说呢 What do you think?
-有 -当然有 - Yes. - Yes.
画一座漂亮的小山 Making a gorgeous little mountain.
常青树林就长在山脚 Little stand of evergreens that lives right in here.
我都不知道理查德·西蒙斯会画画啊[也是爆炸头] I didn't know Richard Simmons can paint.
他叫鲍伯·鲁斯 His name's Bob Ross.
他讲话莫名很催眠 And he's oddly hypnotic.
你要画画吗 You're gonna paint?
不 我只是喜欢看着他 No. I just like watching him.
我无法解释 但他的声音 I can't explain it. but his voice
和举止抚慰人心 就像一杯热饮 and demeanor are comforting. like a hot beverage.
我们放开画 再一次 Let's get crazy and. once again.
就这样拉出去 像画另一边一样 just pull it out. just like we did the other one.
我无聊到打哈欠 Yawn.
将将碰到就行 耳语一般 Barely touch. whisper.
像耳语一样轻 Just whisper light.
然后随它去 Let it go.
随它去 轻松 Let it go. no pressure.
失去手感很残酷 The yips are a cruel mistress.
但多亏了一位光环是卷毛的魔法师 But thanks to a magical man with a halo of curls.
我终于能放松 不再胡思乱想 I was finally able to relax and get out of my own head.
我不怯场了 而是想着快乐的整数 Instead of freezing up. I thought about happy integers.
毛茸茸的公式 Fluffy little formulas
还有可爱的贝塞尔函数 它希望我尽力而为 and a sweet Bessel function that just wants me to do my very best.
答完了 Done.
很好 我还来得及去打双打 Great. I can still make my doubles match.
你出去吧 Get out.
可恶 Damn it.
-等一下 暂停 暂停 -暂停 - Hold it. Time. time. time. - Time!
我不知道我哪里做错了 I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
别担心 不是你的错 Ah. don't worry about it. It's not your fault.
-不是吗 -嗯 是我 - It isn't? - No. I'm the one
让一个小女孩当投手 都怪我 that let a girl pitch. It's my mistake.
什么 我可是赢了很多场比赛 What? I've won so many games.
那都是以前的事了 Oh. that was then.
你为什么这么刻薄 Why are you being so mean?
那你为什么情绪失控 像女人一样 Well. why are you getting so emotional. like women do?
也许你该当拉拉队员 Maybe you ought to be a cheerleader.
你是想用激将法激怒我吗 You trying to make me mad?
-奏效了吗 -奏效了 - Is it working? - Yeah.
那这样吧 Well. I tell you what.
把捕手的手套想象成我的脸 picture my face in the catcher's mitt.
什么 What?
我还要特地说简单点你才能听懂吗 Do I have to dumb it down for you?
照我的话做就是了 Just do what I tell you.
-好球 -棒 - Strike! - Yes!
别那么兴奋 小姑娘 Aw. don't get all hysterical. little girl!
你烂透了 You suck!
你才烂透了 You suck!
不 你史上最烂 No! You suck!
好球 Strike!
我真是统领小娃娃的大将军 I am the leader of the little people.