? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
所以洗衣店后方有个秘密暗室 So. there's a secret back room at the laundromat
你常去那里赌 where you gamble?
是的 Yeah.
而你从没跟我说过 And you never told me?
秘密就是得保守啊 Well. this is how secrets work.
警察把这关了 The cops shut me down.
再把这地方开起来吧 Let's get this going again.
-看这一大笔赃款 -现在怎么做 - What a haul. huh? - Now what happens?
我把赃款带回家 倒到床上 I take it home. pour it on the bed.
然后在上面打滚 and just roll around in it.
从小学到高中 From grade school to high school.
你在学校的所有时间都是被安排好的 every moment of the day is accounted for.
从早晨打铃到放学 From the morning bell to dismissal.
中间任何一刻你都知道你该在哪里 you knew where you were supposed to be.
接下来要学什么 what you were going to be learning.
以及被你挑错的老师 and which poor excuse for a teacher
又要用什么理由蒙混 you would have to correct.
英格拉姆老师 我能提个建议吗 Ms. Ingram. can I offer a suggestion?
-什么 -算了 你就用你本来的方式吧 - What? - Never mind. You do it your way.
怎么了 谢尔顿 Yes. Sheldon?
我觉得这好无聊啊 I don't find that interesting.
库珀 Cooper?
如果你想要求我们跑步 If you're going to ask us to run.
难道不应该你在前面示范吗 don't you think you should lead by example?
这些经历完全没有为我 None of this prepared me
在大学中充满空洞 仿佛瑞士芝士的 for the gap-filled. Swiss cheese anarchy
大学课程安排做好准备 看看这些可怜的傻子们 of a college schedule. Look at these poor saps.
辛苦想找事情填满课程与课程间的空隙 Desperately trying to occupy their time until the next class.
我闻到您的香水味了 I smell your perfume.
所以今日又有何高见啊 大人 So. what. pray tell. is today's problem?
我课之间有四小时的多余空档 I have a four-hour gap in my schedule.
这哪里有问题 How is that a problem?
根据牛津词典上的解释 According to the Oxford English Dictionary.
多余空档是指不受欢迎 it's a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome
并需要被解决掉的事情或状况 or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.
行 那你就去食堂闲晃坐坐呗 Fine. go hang out in the cafeteria.
我不"闲晃" I don't "hang."
那你去图书馆 Go to the library.
那里太吵了 Too noisy.
睡个午觉吧 小孩可喜欢了 Take a nap. Kids love those.
在公共场合吗 In a public place?
抱歉 我是音乐节打地铺的游客吗 I'm sorry. is this Woodstock?
谢尔顿 你的课表又不是我安排的 Sheldon. I'm not the one who made your schedule.
的确不是 但你身为大学的校长 No. but as the president of the university.
你有权调整课的时间 you do have the power to adjust the class times.
所以你希望我调整课程时间来满足你 So. you expect me to disrupt the schedule
哪怕给其他上百学生造成麻烦 of hundreds of students for your convenience?
我们终于聊到一块儿了 Finally. we're on the same page.
谢尔顿 我还有正事要忙 Sheldon. I have work to do.
我很确定你有本事能自行解决此事 and I'm sure that you can solve this one on your own.
睡个午觉的确能提振精神 I suppose a nap might be refreshing.
那张沙发的脊椎支撑效果如何 What kind of lumbar support does that couch have?
够了 跟我来 That's it. Come with me.
到了 Here we are.
这是什么地方 What is this?
宿舍 以后是你的了 A dorm room. and it's all yours.
你可在这自习 睡觉 爱干嘛都行 You can study. take naps. do whatever you want.
没人住这里吗 No one's living here?
本来有个印度来的交换生 Well. we had an Indian exchange student.
后来他爱上了我们这的烧烤 but he developed a taste for barbecue.
他的父母就逼他回国了 so his parents made him go home.
谢谢您的慷慨 Well. thank you for this.
不客气 You're welcome.
我常跟别人说一句话 It's like I always say.
永远不要小看投诉的力量 never underestimate the power of complaining.
数十年来我不断测试这个理论 I've been testing that theory for decades.
到现在还是百试百灵 still works like gangbusters.
生意怎么样 So. how we doing?
还不错 但我还是觉得如果你让我打广告 Not bad. but I still think if you let me advertise.
我们上座率还能再提升 we could get more people in here.
你要怎么给不太合法的地方打广告呢 How do you advertise a place that ain't exactly legal?
大家都爱秘密 我们可以发传单 People love secrets. We could get flyers that say.
写着"快来我们的秘密地下赌场 "Come to our secret gambling room.
嘘 别告诉任何人" but. shh. don't tell anybody."
我对你这主意也是这想法 That's how I feel about your ideas.
"嘘 别告诉任何人" "Shh. don't tell anybody."
你们好啊 Hey. y'all.
琼 你好啊 Hey. June.
真高兴你终于大驾光临 Glad you finally came down.
太有意思了 This is so fun.
偷偷从后巷里进来 sneaking in through the back alley.
你们应该设计个秘密敲门暗号 Y'all should get a secret knock.
因为秘密很有趣 对吧 'Cause secrets are fun. right?
没错 Absolutely.
跟你说了吧 Told you.
干你的活儿 Go do your job.
所以这是怎么玩 So. how's this all work?
你就玩 如果输了 就带着一身烟味空手而归 You play. you lose. you go home smelling like cigarettes.
这话像在说我的感情生活 You just described my love life.
如果你要在宿舍里睡午觉 And if you're gonna take naps in your dorm.
你最好带个闹钟去 you might want an alarm clock.
别忘了 不准搞派对 And remember. no parties.
那是玩笑 That was a joke.
我现在知道了 And now I know.
等等 他在家里与学校都有房间吗 Wait. he has a room here and at school?
只是在课之间的空余用而已 Well. it's just for downtime in between classes.
为什么他的人生总是比我的强 Why is his life constantly better than mine?
这句话你最好早点习惯说出口 That's a question you should get used to asking.
不许这么说 Don't be rude.
你的人生也很棒啊 And you have a very nice life.
对对对 父母双全又相爱 Yeah. yeah. loving parents. blah. blah. blah.
学着知福惜福吧 Hey. you better appreciate what you got.
世上有很多孩子拥有的比你少太多了 There's a lot of kids out there who have way less than you.
或许吧 I guess.
你有自己的房间 You have your own room.
我从小到大都没有 I never had that growing up.
后来去当兵住大通铺 之后就跟你妈结婚了 And then I was in the barracks. and then I married your mother.
真惨 Dang.
是啊 可不是嘛 Yeah. Tell me about it.
刚才不是才说要知福惜福吗 What happened to appreciating what you have?
对对对 Yeah. yeah. blah. blah. blah.
或许我们可以给集点卡 Maybe we could give out punch cards.
就像三明治店那种 like they do at the sandwich shop.
集点卡集什么点 Punch cards for what?
每上门十次 You know. every ten times you come here.
就得一次免费玩 you get a free play.
那怎么能防止客人自己打洞呢 What's to keep people from punching it themselves?
我要给自己搞一个免费三明治了 I'm getting me a free sandwich.
感觉你好像手气很旺啊 Sounds like you're doing okay down here.
可不是单纯旺啊 是中大奖啦 Oh. I'm doing better than okay. I hit big.
1万1000块 $11.000?
这不可能吧 That can't be right.
两个11后面接了三个0 Well. I see two ones and three zeroes.
除非世界大变 否则就是1万1000啊 Last time I checked. that's 11.000.
这怎么发生的 How did this happen?
我中了三根香蕉 I got three bananas.
机器就问我要不要连本带利追赌 and it asked me if I wanted to parlay. and I said.
我觉得听起来很好玩 就按了按钮 "Well. that sounds like fun." so I hit that button.
结果我就"哇"一声 因为中大奖了 and I went. "Whoo-hoo!" 'cause I won.
这绝对是系统出错了 This has got to be a glitch.
去找操作手册 找找"系统故障" Go get a manual and-and-and look up "Glitch."
-我们有操作手册吗 -去找就是了 - We have a manual? - Just find one.
-有问题吗 -当然没问题 - Is there a problem? - No. of course not.
没事啦 你不用给我钱 That's okay. You don't have to pay me.
当然得付啦 Of course I do.
那太好啦 快付我钱 Good. Then pay me.
-找到手册了 -太好啦 - Found the manual. - Great.
这是洗衣机的 This is for the washing machines.
等我回来 I'll be back.
你好啊 珊姆 Hello. Sam.
你好啊 Hey.
你在这里做什么呢 What are you doing here?
我本来要回我宿舍里读书 Well. I was gonna study in my dorm.
但我看到门口挂了袜子 but there was a sock on my door.
你不想摸别人的脏袜子吗 Oh. and you didn't want to touch it.
我完全能理解 I understand completely.
你真是不理解 不过没关系 Yeah. you really don't. but that's fine.
我自己也有一间宿舍 Well. I have a room here.
如果你愿意 你可以来跟我一起读书 so you could study with me if you'd like.
可以啊 当然 Oh. uh. yeah. Yeah.
那太好了 That'd be great.
所以你的门上为什么会有袜子啊 Why was there a sock on your door?
是一种暗号 It's like a signal.
代表什么意思的暗号 A signal for what?
代表某种我应该切换话题的信号 A signal that I should change the subject.
你课上得怎么样啦 How are your classes going?
非常好 谢谢你的关心 So well. thank you for asking.
-我不知道你住校呢 -是不住啊 - I didn't realize you lived on campus. - I don't.
那你为什么会有宿舍 Then why do you have a dorm room?
为了让我课程空档有地方去 So I have a place to go during the gaps in my schedule.
等等 你还是单人房吗 Wait. you have a single?
而你甚至都不在这里睡觉 And you don't even sleep here?
我有时候会睡个午觉啦 Well. sometimes I take naps.
但那床垫有点高低不平 but that mattress is lumpy-lumpy.
我跟另外俩女孩共享跟这一样大小的房间 I live with two other girls in a room this size.
那你应该去跟校长投诉啊 You should've complained to President Hagemeyer.
她人非常好 She was very accommodating.
等等 你还有两个衣柜啊 Wait. there are two closets?
那是洗手间 That's a bathroom.
你不是吧 Are you kidding me?
我得跟另外30个人共用同一个 I share one with. like. 30 other people.
感觉好恶心啊 That sounds yucky.
是的 谢尔顿 非常恶心 It is. Sheldon. It is very yucky.
无论你想象中有多恶心 乘10就对了 However yucky you think it is. it is yuckier.
我很欢迎你来用我这间 Well. you're welcome to use mine.
但你记得半蹲 别坐上去 Just squat over the seat. don't sit.
这真是太不公平了 This is so unfair.
你比其他学生多得到太多了 You get so much more than every other student.
公平不是每个人得到一样的东西 Fair isn't everyone getting the same thing.
公平是每个人都得到应得的东西 Fair is everyone getting what they deserve.
谢尔顿 你这傲慢的态度 Sheldon. that arrogant attitude
就是为什么上课没人愿意坐你旁边 is why no one sits with you in class
还有午餐或任何时候 or lunch or ever.
我觉得他们是因为崇敬我的智慧 Well. I like to think that they're maintaining
所以尊敬地跟我保持了距离 a respectful distance out of deference to my intellect.
不 他们才不是这样呢 No. That's not what they're doing.
他们避开你是因为你是个被宠坏的屁孩 They're avoiding you because you're an entitled brat
而且觉得自己高人一等 who thinks that you're better than everybody else.
所以我应该假装自己没那么聪明吗 So. I should just pretend I'm less intelligent than I am?
你应该学会世界上还有许多 You should realize that there are more important things
比聪明才智更重要的事 in life than how smart you are.
我还可爱到不行啊 但说出来太肤浅了 Well. I'm also cute as a button. but it seems shallow to say it.
可以由你来说 You could say it.
小乔治找到手册了 So. Georgie found the manual
并且找出问题在哪里了 and figured out what the problem was.
我知道问题在哪 我赢光你了 I know the problem. I cleaned you out.
是因为机器插头重新插上过后 Because when these machines get unplugged.
会把开奖额度自动还原到最高 they reset at the highest possible payout.
感觉是你的问题啊 Wow. sounds like your problem.
这个嘛 Well...
我付不出1万1000 I don't have $11.000.
我理解 I understand.
谢谢 Thank you.
所以你要怎么补偿我 So. what are you gonna do about it?
不然这顿算我的吧 Well. obviously. lunch is on me.
哇 整顿午饭吗 Oh. wow. The whole lunch?
连这高级装饰牙签也包吗 Even the little frilly toothpicks?
那你想我怎么样嘛 What do you want me to do?
让我入伙 Make me a partner.
什么 What?
不行 No.
我已经让小乔治入伙了 I already brought Georgie in.
还得贿赂警察 I have to pay the police off.
不能再让一个人进来分账了 I can't have another hand in the till.
感觉又是你的问题 Sounds like your problem again.
然后她说人们躲开我 And then she said people avoid me
是因为我傲慢又享特权 because I'm arrogant and entitled.
我都不知道我为啥要不爽 I don't even know why it bothers me.
谢尔顿 在乎你的同侪对你的看法 Well. Sheldon. it's normal to care
这是人之常情啊 what others in your peer group think of you.
为什么 这不合理啊 Why? It's not logical.
你听我说 Hear me out.
人类已进化成了群居动物 You see. humans have evolved as social animals.
所以你心里受伤可能起源是来自于 so your feeling hurt might be a deep evolutionary desire
基因中想跟人合作 to cooperate with others
来确保自己能生存下去的那部分 to ensure your survival.
你的意思是从社会生物学的角度上来说 So. you're saying it makes sociobiological sense
我希望别人喜欢我是合理的 to want other people to like me?
是的 你甚至可能从中受惠 Yes. and you may even get benefits from it.
就像是你喜欢的那节目《星际旅游》 It's like on that show you enjoy. Star Track.
-是《星际旅行》 -对 - Trek. - Right.
光柯克舰长一个人也不行啊 Captain Kirk can't do it all by himself.
他需要史波克医生 He needs Doctor Spock.
-是先生 -对 - Mister. - Right.
还有麦科伊先生 And Mister McCoy.
-是医生 -对 - Doctor. - Right.
严格来说 他们是他的下属 Well. technically. they were his subordinate officers.
不过柯克对他们确实一直挺友好的 but Kirk did always deal with them in a friendly manner.
所以我赞同你的看法 so I take your point.
好小伙 Good man.
我可以把这当成是实验 I suppose I could treat it like an experiment.
分析一下有人喜欢我的好处 Run an analysis of the benefits of having people like me.
这听起来像是舰长 That sounds like an idea the Captain.
医生或先生都会感到骄傲的主意 the Doctor. or the Mister would be proud of.
好极了 Excellent.
照理说史波克这么聪明的人 You know. you'd think a smart fella like Spock
应该有博士学位 would have a doctorate.
事实上 史波克拒绝了 Actually. Spock rejected an offer
瓦肯科学院的邀请 而是去加入星际舰队 from the Vulcan Science Academy in order to attend Starfleet.
我是不会这样选啦 Huh. Not the choice I would have made.
但我还是替他高兴 but I'm happy for him.
怎么样了 How'd it go?
糟透了 Terrible.
她想当合伙人 She wants to be a partner.
你就不能花钱打发她 你不是有钱吗 You really can't just pay her? I thought you had money.
以前有 现在全副身家只剩这个 I used to. Now all I have is this.
不全是你的好吗 有一部分是我的 Not all of it. some of it's mine.
现在也有一部分是她的了 Well. some of it's hers. too. now.
她是终身合伙人 Well. is she a partner forever
还是她拿回钱就完事了 or just until she gets her money back?
我不知道 I don't know.
这么重要的问题感觉你该问一下的 Seems like an important question to ask.
老娘就是没问 怎么样 Well. I didn't ask it.
你这样大吼大叫 All this yelling can't be good
血压肯定又要升高了 for your blood pressure.
你说得对 You're right.
我还是到外面去 I think I'm just gonna step outside
抽根烟好了 and have a cigarette.
抽烟也好不到哪去 Smoking ain't any better.
很好 或许我大限已至了 Good. Perhaps the end is near.
打扰一下 珊姆 Excuse me. Sam.
-干嘛 -你今天过得好吗 - What? - How are you today?
-你几时开始在乎的 -昨天12点07分 - Since when do you care? - 12:07 yesterday.
鉴于我们都是人类 In light of the fact that we're both human beings
并且对彼此的成功感兴趣 and have a genetic interest in each other's prosperity.
我允许你去我的宿舍学习 you may use my dorm room to study.
等等 你说真的吗 那就太棒了 Wait. are you serious? That would be amazing.
很好 那让你对我的印象是变好了 Good. And does that make you feel more positive about me.
变差了 还是没变 less positive. or neutral?
变好了吧 Um. more. I guess.
非常好 Excellent.
斯特吉斯可能有些道理 Dr. Sturgis may have been onto something.
被人喜欢的确挺爽 It did feel nice to be liked.
知道自己是全德州 Not as nice as knowing
最聪明的小男孩更爽 不过又有什么能比得上 you're the smartest boy in Texas. but what was?
我刚是不是听见你说 Hey. Did I just hear you say
你有间宿舍可以供人使用 you have a dorm room you're letting people use?
是的 我让珊姆去那里学习 Yes. I'm letting Sam use it to study.
你觉得我和我女朋友 You think there's any chance
有机会哪天去用用吗 my girlfriend and I could use it sometime?
你俩一起学习吗 You two study together?
我们是这么希望 We'd like to.
有一阵子没这么做了 It's been a while.
我白天要使用 Well. I use it during the day.
所以只有晚上能给你们 so it's only available at night.
晚上没问题啊 Nights work for us.
那就归你了 Then it's all yours.
谢啦 Thanks. man.
这件事让你怎么看待我 And how does this make you feel about me?
印象变好了 变差了 还是没变 More positive. less positive. or neutral?
好到爆 Really. really positive.
太好了 把话传出去 Great. Tell a friend.
好啊 All right.
我可能得拟个使用时间表了 I might have to draw up a schedule.
怎么样 How's this?
很漂亮 Eh. Looks great.
这是在搞什么 What the hell is all this?
琼带彩灯来了 June brought in twinkle lights.
是吗 Oh. did she?
我想着可以增加点节日气氛 I thought it might make things a little more festive.
看起来像在监狱里过圣诞节 Looks like Christmas in jail.
其实我有个这主题的好故事 I actually have a really good story about that.
摘下来 Take it down.
或许等你心情好点再跟你说吧 Maybe when you're in a better mood.
-我觉得很漂亮 -没人问你 韦德 - I think it's pretty. - Nobody asked you. Wade.
我们可能得谈谈对顾客的服务态度 We may need to have a chat about customer service.
我们要谈的事情可多了 We're gonna have a chat about a lot of things.
先说你为毛在重新装饰 starting with how come you're redecorating
你都没问过我 without even asking me.
我是合伙人耶 I'm a partner.
静默合伙人 A silent partner.
我能帮上忙 Hey. I can help here.
她有不少好点子 She's got some good ideas.
你现在站她那边了吗 So. you're on her side now?
好点子就是好点子 A good idea's a good idea.
管它是谁提出来的 who cares where it comes from.
谢谢你啊 Thank you.
我也喜欢你在角落放飞镖靶的提议 And I like your idea about putting a dartboard in the corner.
以后就是你俩排挤我 对吗 Oh. So. this is how it's gonna be?
行吧 Fine.
等韦德被飞镖射中脑袋时 When Wade here takes a dart to the head.
可别来找我哭诉 don't come crying to me.
我不想被飞镖射中头啊 I don't want a dart in the head.
接下来那几天 Over the next several days.
我的社会实验提供了鲜明数据 my social experiment was providing clear-cut data
关于深受众人喜爱的好处 about the benefits of being well-liked.
谢尔顿 Hey. Sheldon.
听说你喜欢喝这个 Heard you like these.
谢谢 Thank you.
这是市面上最好的淡巧克力牛奶 It's the best watery chocolate milk on the market.
我才要谢你让我使用你的房间呢 Thank you for letting me use your room.
可能就像那句老话所说的 I suppose it was like the old saying.
"我帮你挠背 你也帮我挠背" "I scratch your back. you scratch mine."
其实我对这句话有意见 which I actually have issues with.
你的背为什么痒 Why is your back itchy?
长疹子了 还是水痘 A rash? Chicken pox?
疥疮 自己的背自己挠好吗 Scabies? Scratch your own back.
原来让别人喜欢自己很容易 It turns out it's easy to make people like you.
只需要给他们东西就行 You just have to give them things.
这真是世纪大发现呢 Wow. I think you've really discovered something here.
或许我该趁别人意外发现前 赶紧发表论文 Perhaps I should publish before someone else stumbles onto it.
好了 All right.
通宵开夜车了吧 An all-nighter. huh?
是呢 整晚"开"不停 Oh. yeah. All night.
谢谢你了 Thank you.
某人期中考会考得很好哦 Someone's gonna ace those midterms.
你最清楚了 Yeah. you know it.
我房间都变成自修室了 My room has become quite the little study hall.
他们可能不是... Yeah. they may not be...
算了 没事 Uh. you know what. you're fine.
这样很温馨不是吗 Well. isn't this nice?
姥姥和外孙交心促进感情 Little grandmother. grandson bonding time.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我就不能请我最喜欢的外孙吃午饭吗 Can't I buy my favorite grandson lunch?
我们得聊聊琼的情况 Look. we got to talk about this June situation.
她只是想改善那地方 She's just trying to make the place better.
这是我俩的生意 This is our thing.
不能就这样让她接管了 We can't just let her take over.
她没要接管 She ain't taking over.
而且她喜欢听我的主意 and she likes to hear my ideas.
她只是利用你来达到自己目的 She's just using you to get her way.
你知道你的问题出在哪吗 You know what your problem is?
凡是别人想到的 你都不喜欢 You don't like anything you didn't think of yourself.
-是吗 -就是的 - Is that so? - Yeah.
是我想到要让你加入的 Well. I thought of bringing you in.
那确实不是个好主意 and that wasn't a good idea.
如果你是这么想的 If that's how you feel.
那我们就没什么好说的了 then we got nothing more to talk about.
-看来是没有了 -那好吧 - I guess not. - Well. okay.
你可以走了 You can go now.
我的炸鸡柳还没上 My chicken fingers ain't here yet.
-我们能看《90210》吗 -那是什么 - Can we watch 90210? - What's that?
电视剧 讲一群在比弗利山庄上学的孩子 It's about kids who go to school in Beverly Hills.
如果你想看讲比弗利山庄的片子 If you want to see a show about Beverly Hills.
我们就该看《比弗利暴发户》 we should watch Beverly Hillbillies.
那电影可精彩了 That's a show.
是说什么的 What's it about?
想象一下你姥姥搬去加州 Eh... Imagine your meemaw moving to California.
我愿意看这个剧 I'd watch that.
喂 Hello?
谢尔顿 找你的 Sheldon. it's for you.
谁啊 Who is it?
你是谁啊 Who is it?
崔维斯 Travis.
崔维斯是哪位 Who's Travis?
你哪位 Who are you?
谢尔顿的朋友 Friend of Sheldon's.
-真的吗 -真的吗 - Really? - Really?
你好 崔维斯 Hi. Travis.
周一不行 我可以把你排到周三 Monday's no good. I can pencil you in for Wednesday.
没问题 You got it.
再见 Goodbye.
是学校的朋友吗 Is that a friend from school?
算是吧 I suppose.
那很棒啊 Well. that's exciting.
也把人掏空了 And a little exhausting.
最近我不在宿舍时 就让学生们 I've been letting students use my dorm to study
去那里学习 我因此变得很受欢迎 while I'm not there. and it's made me very popular.
你帮助别人是好事啊 It's nice that you're helping people out.
但谁知道交朋友 Yes. but who knew having friends
还得安排那么多时间表 involved so much scheduling?
谢尔顿 有个女生找你 Sheldon. some girl for you.
喂 Hello?
你好 莎拉 Hi. Sarah.
如果你和本非要周三借用房间 Well. if you and Ben really need the room on Wednesday.
就得跟崔维斯和艾米商量解决 you're going to have to work it out with Travis and Amy
因为是他们先开口的 because they asked first.
他变得受欢迎了 He's getting popular.
我知道那些孩子为什么想借用他房间 I think I might know why those kids want to use his room.
他说用来学习啊 Well. he said for studying.
他们才不是去学习 They ain't studying.
现在就说得通了 Oh. now it makes sense.
你真觉得他们... You really think they're...
一群血气方刚的大学生在空无一人的宿舍里 A bunch of college kids in an empty dorm room?
我们该告诉他吗 Should we tell him?
我不想告诉他 你想吗 I don't want to tell him. Do you?
-我来告诉他 -不行 - I'll tell him. - No.
-等一下 她自告奋勇呢 -绝对不行 - Okay. hang on. she volunteered. - No.
我们重回70年代啦 Whoa. and the '70s are back.
再加上比吉斯和喇叭裤 All we need are the Bee Gees and bell-bottoms.
这里就成当年传奇的54俱乐部了 and it's Studio 54.
我半句都没听懂 不过好吧 I don't know what any of that means. but all right.
看来你姥姥改变心意 赞同我们了 So. I guess your meemaw came over on our side.
不 她惹毛我了 所以我赏她一个迪斯科球 No. She pissed me off. so now she gets a disco ball.
我可不想被卷入你们的家庭纠纷 I don't want to get caught in the middle of a family squabble.
不用担心 她会知道是我干的 Oh. don't worry. she'll know it was me.
那我太喜欢这做法了 Then I love it.
比吉斯是什么东东 Now. what's a Bee Gee?
是兄弟组成的歌唱组合 It's a brother singing band.
《周末夜狂热》里所有配乐都是他们做的 They did all the music for Saturday Night Fever.
《周末夜狂热》又是什么东东 What's Saturday Night Fever?
靠 我真的老了 Damn. I'm old.
谢利 你忙吗 Hey. Shelly. you busy?
我正在把宿舍时间表做成电子表格 I'm turning my dorm room schedule into a spreadsheet.
好让大家能在学校报名 不要再打给我 so people can sign up at school and stop calling me.
关于这件事... Yeah. about that...
乔治 George?
我和你妈担心 Y-Your mother and I are worried that
你学校的朋友可能在占你便宜 your friends at school might be taking advantage of you.
什么意思 What do you mean?
他们使用房间的目的 They might not be using it in the...
可能有违你的原意 the spirit that you intended.
他们用来干什么 How are they using it?
玛丽 Mary?
我们担忧那些情侣 We're worried that those couples
不是去那里学习 are not going there to study...
但那是我借房间给他们的原因 But that's why I'm lending them the room.
所以我们才担心嘛 And that is why we are concerned.
你意思是他们在里面胡搞瞎搞吗 Are you saying they're using it as a goof-off room?
是的 Yes.
我们就是在说"胡搞瞎搞" That's exactly what we're saying.
那我们现在就开车过去 Well. let's drive over there right now
抓他们个现行 and catch them in the act.
不要 我们先让他们完事 No! L-Let's just let them finish...
今晚胡搞瞎搞完 goofing off tonight.
明天再制止他们 and we'll put a stop to it tomorrow.
谢谢你们告诉我 Well. thank you for telling me.
我们就觉得该让你知道 We thought that you should know.
那些卑鄙的胡搞份子 Those dirty goof-offs.
这就是克莱姆皮特一家 So those are the Clampetts.
他们从偏远乡下搬去比弗利山庄 and they moved from the backwoods to Beverly Hills.
《90210》的沃什一家是从明尼苏达州搬过去 Oh. in 90210 the Walshes moved from Minnesota.
他们是不是很难融入加州的那些势利小人 They have a hard time fitting in with those California snobs?
-是的 -这家人也一样 - Oh. yeah. - These guys do. too.
基本上就是同一个剧嘛 It's practically the same show.
小乔治人呢 Where's Georgie?
在车库 In the garage.
-去他妈的迪斯科球 -发生什么了 - Disco ball. my ass. - What's going on?
那里是堂堂地下赌场 不是跳舞的俱乐部 It's a gambling room. not a damn dance club.
这就是我们的矛盾 小乔治 that's what's going on. Georgie!
我想看那个好戏 I want to watch that show.