? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
你看到那个小螺丝了吗 You see that little screw there?
你去把它转紧就可以了 Just go ahead and tighten her up.
-像这样吗 -没错 - Like this? - Yep.
去外面把水阀重新打开 Uh. run outside and turn the water back on.
真看不出来你是能工巧匠 Who knew you were so handy?
有些事情男人就是得会嘛 Yeah. There's just things guys need to be good at.
你还有什么事情厉害啊 What else you good at?
杰夫牧师想招一个新的青年牧师 Pastor Jeff is looking to bring in a youth pastor.
大家好啊 Well. hey. y'all.
我有事要跟你密谈 I need to tell you something in confidence.
家里没人 只有我们两个 No one's home. It's just the two of us.
那正合我意 That's what I was hoping.
这么做是不对的 This is wrong.
-你好啊 -我有个问题 - Oh. hi. - Question.
你们想过举办团契过夜吗 Y'all ever had a youth lock-in?
没有耶 每次想提 Oh. No. Whenever we talk about it.
-杰夫牧师就会立刻拒绝 -为什么啊 - Pastor Jeff shoots it down. - Why?
孩子们最爱去朋友家睡了 Kids love sleepovers.
在教会办能显得教会也可以很有趣 Doing it here shows them church can be fun.
这我说不准 卫理公会去年也办过 I don't know. The Methodists did it last year.
到现在都还有没清干净的喷彩摩丝 They're still cleaning up Silly String.
感觉他们玩得很尽兴啊 Sounds like they had a blast.
我去跟杰夫牧师谈谈吧 I'll talk to Pastor Jeff.
去吧 但别说我没警告过你啊 Okay. but don't say I didn't warn you.
团契过夜 好主意啊 Lock-in? I love it!
你看 Look at that.
你以前每次都拒绝啊 You always say no.
那是在我家迎来小宝宝之前的事 That was before I had a baby in the house.
我爱我的崽 但能离开他一晚感觉是去度假 I love him. but a night away sounds like magic.
我这就去准备 你想陪我一起看着孩子吗 I'm on it. Hey. you want to chaperone with me?
这个嘛... Oh. Uh...
-我不知道耶 -来嘛 - I don't know. - Come on.
到时候我们彻夜不睡 一定很有意思 We'll pull an all-nighter. It'll be fun.
对啊 玛丽 Yeah. Mary.
不要这么逊炮好不好 Don't be such a lame-o.
我才不是逊炮 I'm not a lame-o.
我是炫炮 I'm a fun-o.
你答应了对吧 So you're in?
那还用说 You betcha.
好的 炫炮加入 All right. Fun-o is in.
一起大展身手计划这场团契过夜吧 We got ourselves a lock-in to plan.
别这样啊 Come on.
需要帮忙吗 Need a hand?
这东西吃了我的钱 还卡住了 This thing ate my quarters. and now it's stuck.
七号机是有这个问题 That tends to happen with number seven.
你得对它来个推拉 What you want to do is a push-pull.
我刚才像个傻子一样只用力推了 And here I was just pushing like a damn fool.
以前没见过你来啊 I ain't seen you in here before.
我刚从圣安东尼奥搬回来 Oh. I just moved back from San Antonio.
大城市姑娘啊 Oh. big city girl.
现在只是个"回老爸老妈家住"姑娘 Well. now I'm "living back with my parents" girl.
这没什么啊 That's all right.
我不久前也还住我爸妈家呢 I lived with my folks not too long ago.
你说是不是很奇怪 只要住在家里 Isn't it weird? Whenever you live at home.
无论你几岁了 永远都像个小孩 no matter how old you are. you feel like a teenager.
的确是有这种感觉 我叫乔治 It did feel that way. I'm Georgie.
曼蒂 Mandy.
既然我们现在都能直呼其名了 And now that we're on a first-name basis.
我要把贴身衣物扔进洗衣机啦 I'm gonna throw my underwear in here.
而身为一个绅士 我会转头不看 And since I'm a gentleman. I ain't gonna look.
你偷看了 You just looked.
是的 I did.
你看起来还没到达年龄底限啊 You do not look as if you meet the age requirement.
我下个月就16岁了 I'll be 16 next month.
威尔·惠顿饰演卫斯理·克拉希尔 Wil Wheaton plays Wesley Crusher.
他是个天才神童 He's a child prodigy who's very young
算是非常非常年轻就上了银河级星舰 to be on the bridge of a Galaxy-class starship.
-好的 -但他聪明过人 - Okay. - But he's so intelligent
所以大家都很依靠他 that most people come to rely on him.
好的 Okay.
-很有既视感对吧 -好的 - Sounds kind of familiar. huh? - Okay.
有人在家吗 Anybody home?
-在这里呢 -你回来啦 - In here. - Hello.
好 Okay.
我这周六夜想带你们去个很好玩的活动 I have something fun for us to do on Saturday night.
-是什么 -教会在考虑... - Ooh. what? - The church is thinking...
拒绝 No.
别着急嘛 Hold on.
是要举办团契过夜啦 We're gonna do an overnight lock-in
会叫披萨 玩游戏与看电影 with pizza and games and movies.
男生女生一起吗 Boys and girls?
没错 Yes.
我要先去挑可爱的睡衣 I got to find cute pajamas.
那你意下如何 So. what do you say?
打乱我的睡眠计划 Disrupting my sleep schedule
只为了跟我同龄的小朋友胡闹吗 to fraternize with children my own age?
-这答案不说自明吧 -我猜到了 - We both know the answer. - I figured.
我只是跟你确认一下 I just wanted to make sure.
不过我需要有人来当我的耳目 Although I could use someone as my eyes and ears
以免有小朋友调皮捣蛋呢 if the kids get to causing trouble.
你是想请我帮助执法 Are you asking me to help enforce the rules
与监督其他小朋友吗 and police the other children?
我是不会这么解释啦... Well. I wouldn't put it quite like that.
如果你是这意思 那我去 Because if you do. I'm in.
就按你说的那意思 Then what you said.
我要去选带去的睡衣了 I need to pick out pajamas.
你有给它推拉一下吗 Did you give it the old push-pull?
你这么快又回来啦 You're back soon.
你知道怎么洗掉人造纤维上的红酒渍吗 What do you know about getting wine stains out of rayon?
你得先泡一阵子 You got to let it soak first.
会有用吗 Does that work?
不知道 这是我对所有洗衣问题的万用回答 I don't know. That's just my answer to every laundry question.
你厉害 Smooth.
所以你在圣安东尼奥时是做什么的 So. what'd you do in San Antonio?
我在当地电视台当气象女郎 I was the weather girl at the local TV station.
真的假的 No way.
所以你上过电视吗 So you were on TV?
每天早上5点半准时 5:30 every morning.
这店里的人都比看我的观众多 More people are seeing me right here.
那你为什么会离开 Why'd you leave?
我跟电视台经理分手了 The station manager and I broke up.
现在换他的新女友能上电视 But now his new girlfriend gets to be on TV.
8点半档 那臭婊子 At 8:30. That bitch.
真惨 That sucks.
所以我现在沦落到这里 And now I'm here.
还要祈祷不会遇到我高中同学 hoping I don't run into anybody I went to high school with.
你应该不用担心 Well. I think you're safe.
那位洛瑞塔算是我们比较年轻的客户了 Loretta there is one of our younger customers.
感觉这里真是认识少女的好地方 Oh. Seems like a good place to meet girls.
我不就遇到你了吗 I met you.
但你低调点 But play it cool.
洛瑞塔是醋坛子 Loretta can get real jealous.
懂了 Okay.
最后问你一次 你可以来帮忙看孩子 Last chance. You can still come chaperone.
在教会待整晚 看着别人家的孩子们 Hmm. All night in a church with a bunch of other people's kids.
还有杰夫与罗伯牧师 And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob.
还有两个牧师吗 Ooh. two pastors?
这也让人难以拒绝了吧 Well. that is hard to say no to.
我试试看好了 不去 but let me give it a shot. No.
你的损失 米希 告诉比利我们20分钟后出发 Your loss. Missy. tell Billy we're leaving in 20 minutes!
好 Okay!
比利也要去是吗 Billy's going. too. huh?
-对啊 当然 -布兰达会去帮忙吗 - Yeah. of course. - And Brenda gonna chaperone?
她比你更不感兴趣 She was less interested than you.
她绝对不可能比我还更不感兴趣 Oh. there's no way she's less interested than me.
你看 我已经缴获一罐刮胡膏 Well. I've already confiscated a can of shaving cream.
一盒臭气弹与一部13岁以下禁看电影 a box of stink bombs and a PG-13 movie.
-是哪部电影啊 -《辣身舞》 - What was the movie? - Dirty Dancing.
这名字真是多余 因为所有的舞都很肮脏[辣身] Which is redundant because all dancing's dirty.
幸好我们内部安排了眼线 Well. I guess it's good we got some eyes on the inside.
大家应该都到齐了 我们就... Okay. I think everyone's here. Why don't we. uh.
先围一个圈 从祷告开始活动吧 circle up. kick things off with a prayer.
很好 Great.
很棒 牵起你邻居的手 Great. Take your neighbor's hand.
杰夫牧师 Uh. Pastor Jeff.
-要不你过来接手吧 -好的 - why don't you get in on this. - Okay.
我不要牵手也不要祷告 I'm neither holding hands nor praying.
我都不知道我为什么要走过来 I don't even know why I walked over here.
天父啊 愿今晚能让我们离您更近一步 Heavenly Father. may this evening bring us closer to you.
保佑我们平安以及最重要的 Keep us safe and. most importantly.
天父 保佑我们玩到翻天 Heavenly Father. help us rock this night of fellowship.
我们以耶稣的名义祈祷 阿门 In Jesus' name we pray. amen.
阿门 Amen.
我觉得祂应该没听见你们的声音 I don't think he heard you.
阿门 Amen!
祂听不到是因为祂并不存在 He can't hear you because he's not real.
大家为谢尔顿再来一次 One more time for Sheldon. y'all.
阿门 Amen!
你好 Hello.
你好 Hello?
生人勿进
我看过这部电影 I've seen this before.
他们现在很大 但马上要变小了 They're big now. but they're gonna get small.
这部电影名就叫《亲爱的. 我把孩子缩小了》 Yeah. It's called Honey. I Shrunk the Kids.
如果你害怕了 有我在 If you get scared. I'm here.
好棒棒啊 Terrific.
坏消息 Bad news.
宝宝发烧了 Baby's got a fever.
-我得赶回家 -真糟糕 - I need to go home. - Oh. no.
去吧 这里有我们你不用担心 Well. don't worry about things here. We got it covered.
-谢谢 -如果你需要帮手 我能跟你去 - Thank you. - If you want extra help. I can come.
别啊 我们这里需要你 N-No. no. we need you here.
我跟你应该就能搞定了吧 I think you and I could handle it alone.
这... 这绝对是要三个人才能搞定吧 N... This is definitely a three-person job.
好吧 你说要就要 Okay. if you say so.
好啦 那祝你们顺利 All right. good luck.
我精神与你们同在 I'm here in spirit.
如果谢尔顿查到有谁偷带酒 我要了 If Sheldon finds booze. dibs.
你知道在这里工作最好的理由之一是什么吗 You know one of the best things about working here?
我身上总有烘衣纸的味道 I always smell like dryer sheets.
这算是好事吗 Is that a good thing?
跟我以前身上的味道相比 算是啊 Compared to how I used to smell. yeah.
我完事啦 Oh. I guess I'm done.
别着急 其实呢 Actually. sometimes
这机器有时候第一轮还烘不干 these machines don't get it all dry on the first go.
我请你再烘一轮吧 Let me buy you another round.
好吧 谢谢 Okay. Thanks.
趁这里在烘 我请你去吃晚饭吧 How about. while this runs. I take you to dinner?
你几岁啊 How old are you?
千万别说17岁 Do not say 17.
够大了 Old enough.
够大干嘛 喝酒吗 Old enough to what? To drink?
是的 女士 Yes. ma'am.
什么女士 你是觉得我几岁啊 "Ma'am"? How old do you think I am?
我也足够年纪知道这题是陷阱题 Well. I'm also old enough to know that's a trap.
所以... so...
你几岁啊 How old are you?
-25岁 -我21岁 - 25. - 21.
我刚才还担心你会说你19岁呢 I was worried you were gonna say "19."
才不是 我跟你保证我不是19岁 Oh. no. I promise I'm not 19.
你好 Hello.
-是我 -你好啊 康妮 - Hey. - Oh. Hi. Connie.
你家有停电吗 Is your power out?
没有啊 你家呢 No. Yours?
我无聊时喜欢问别人这个问题 Well. I just like asking everybody that question.
当然是停电了 废话 Of course it's out.
别吼我啊 Don't yell at me.
我没吼你 I'm not yelling at you.
只是你的问题蠢爆了 It's just such a stupid question.
可能只是我这一侧停电了 Maybe it's just my side of the street.
我一个人在家 不如你过来吧 Hey. I'm here by myself. Why don't you come by?
不用了谢谢 I'm good.
怎么 你宁愿坐在乌漆嘛黑的地方 What. you'd rather sit in the dark
也不想跟我待一起 than hang out with me?
我有蜡烛 我打算叫外卖吃 I got candles. I'm gonna get some takeout.
谢邀 I'm good.
那我可以过来啊 我俩... Ooh. Well. I could come over. We could...
拒绝 再见 No. Bye.
我是乔治 Hey. It's George.
你想去喝一杯吗 You want to grab a drink?
我有点忙 不过好啊 Well. I'm a little busy. but. uh. sure.
有何不可 Why not?
先生们 今晚过得如何 Gentlemen. How are we tonight?
淡定点 Be cool.
你们不会密谋 Y'all wouldn't be planning on
今晚冲女孩子扔水球吧 throwing any water balloons at the girls later?
没有 先生 No. sir.
你能骗得过我吗 Nice try.
他怎么知道的 How did he know?
可能是上帝告诉他的吧 Maybe God told him.
姑娘们在看什么呀 What are you girls reading?
《基督教少男少女》 Christian Teen.
这本杂志超好看 It's such a good one.
你们不是吧 Really. girls?
你怎么知道的 How'd you know?
因为我是你老妈 我无所不知 Because I am your mother and I know everything.
这本你可以留着 You can keep this one.
你搜到了什么 What'd you get?
一背包水球 Backpack full of water balloons.
你呢 You?
《时髦》杂志 Sassy magazine.
我找到了这台随身听 I found this Walkman.
佩吉 孩子们可以带随身听啊 Peg. they can have that.
现在归我了 Mine now.
你们想玩沙丁鱼游戏吗 You guys want to play sardines?
那是什么 What's that?
类似躲猫猫 但只有一个人躲起来 It's like hide-and-seek except one person hides
其他人都去找那个人 and everyone else tries to find them.
这个消遣听起来可接受 That sounds like an acceptable form of fun.
只有躲的人会躲才会好玩 It's only fun when we have a really good hider.
所以不能是你 so not you.
等一下 我很擅长躲起来啊 Hold on. I'm an excellent hider.
你知道我这辈子被恶霸 Do you know how many small spaces
塞进过多少狭小空间吗 I've been stuffed into in my life?
好吧 你去躲 All right. go hide.
我们闭上眼睛数到20 We'll close our eyes and count to 20.
一 二 One. Two.
-三 -你干嘛数数 - Three. - Why are you counting?
你播报天气预报时 When you did the weather.
怎么知道会不会下雨 how'd you know if it was gonna rain or not?
我不知道的 Oh. I didn't.
我只是穿上低胸露奶装 然后读屏幕上的字 I just wore something low-cut and read it off a screen.
妙啊 Nice.
那是谁 Who's that?
是我姥姥 洗衣店是她开的 That's my grandma. She owns the Laundromat.
-那很酷啊 -并不酷 - Oh. cool. - Not really.
我现在本该在那里上班 姥姥 I'm supposed to be there right now. Hey. meemaw.
在这见到你真巧啊 Well. funny seeing you here.
我只是吃个晚饭休息一下 I'm just taking a little dinner break.
这是我朋友曼蒂 This is my friend Mandy.
你好 曼蒂 Hi. Mandy.
你好 Hello.
二位的玛格丽塔酒来了 Here we go. two margaritas.
要给你椅子吗 You need a chair?
她不用 No. she's good.
好 我转头回来帮你们下单 Okay. Be back in a sec to take your order.
我超爱这里的玛格丽塔酒 I love their margaritas.
但我要开车 Yeah. but I'm driving.
我估计就喝一两口 so I'll probably just have a sip or two.
或者滴酒不沾 我吃薯条已经吃饱了 Or none. I'm pretty full on chips.
他真是个有责任心的年轻人 He is such a responsible young man.
今晚很愉快 Well. this was fun.
我是看戏看得很乐 It was for me.
很高兴认识你 Nice meeting you.
这酒吧挺有意思 乔治 Interesting bar. George.
就想换换口味 Just wanted a change of pace.
除了这里 Well. other than
吵了和臭了点 你选的地方绝佳 the noise and smell. you've picked a winner.
你想去别的地方我们就去嘛 You want to go someplace else. we'll go someplace else.
不 我很乐意待在这里找你的茬 No. I'm happy to stay here and bust your balls.
我看到他们还有辣热狗自助 I see they've even got a chili dog buffet.
光是看到这画面 and just the sight of it
就让我想去厕所喷射 makes me want to sit on a toilet.
你怎么会来这里 What brings you here?
就是跟我朋友汤姆来喝一杯 Just having a drink with my buddy Tom.
汤姆 这是我邻居布兰达 Tom. this is my neighbor Brenda.
你好啊 Well. hello there.
你好 Hi.
你不是通常都去内特的店吗 Don't you usually hang out at Nate's?
我以为你比较爱去那里 Well. I thought that was more your spot.
平时是啦 Yeah. usually.
但今晚他却带我来这鬼地方 But tonight he took me to this charming dump.
她在这里上班 She works here.
挺好啊 Cool.
很高兴认识你 Well. it was nice meeting you.
-我就不打扰你们了 -见到你很高兴 - I'll let y'all enjoy your night. - Good seeing you.
如果你是一个人来的 Hey. if you're here by yourself.
-不如跟我们一块喝 -不了 - join us. - Oh. no.
我不想打扰你们 No. I wouldn't want to intrude.
反正我们应该很快就走了 We're probably leaving soon. anyways.
你在说什么胡话 What are you talking about?
你都逼我穿上裤子走出家门了 You made me put on pants and leave the house.
我至少要喝瓶啤酒才够本 I'm at least getting a beer out of this.
好吧 Fine.
坐吧 我去买酒 Sit. I'll grab us a round.
我今晚来这里是为了避开你 I guess I came here tonight to avoid you.
没料到你也是这么想的 and you had the same idea.
有点搞笑 Kind of funny.
笑死人了呢 Hilarious.
-你可以放进档案柜 -好 - You can just put it in the filing cabinet. - Oh. yeah.
这么多烟都是从孩子们身上没收来的吗 Were all these cigarettes taken from the kids?
不是 烟是佩吉的 Oh. no. those are Peg's.
她在各处都放了存货 She's got them stashed everywhere.
唤起了我的回忆 Takes me back.
-你以前抽烟吗 -大学的时候 - You were a smoker? - In college.
我那时想装成熟 You know. I was trying to look older.
奏效了吗 Oh. Did it work?
想象一下麦片广告的婴儿抽清淡型万宝路 Imagine the Gerber Baby puffing on a Marlboro Light.
不过我很庆幸我戒了 I'm glad I quit. though.
这习惯很恶心 It's a disgusting habit.
-确实 -是啊 - Oh. it is. - Yeah.
不过我有时还是会想念 I do miss it sometimes. though.
有意思 Interesting.
那是很久以前的事了 It was a long time ago.
多久 How long?
也没有那么久啦 Not that long.
好吧 我要坦白一件事 Okay. I got a confession to make.
我也是 Me. too.
-什么时候 -我想想 - When? - Well.
我刚开始干这份工作时 when I first started this job.
我那时压力很大 Yeah. I was pretty stressed-out.
你接工作的时候哪能想到 You wouldn't have known it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你最后一次抽是几时 When was your last one?
星期三 Wednesday.
我是为孩子们的事感到烦恼 I was having a hard time with the kids.
话说 柜子里还有打火机 You know. there's lighters in here. too.
她好像睡着了 I think she's asleep.
万一她是死了呢 What if she's dead?
她没死 She's not dead.
看起来一副死人脸 She looks dead.
老娘没死 I'm not dead.
22分钟 这肯定破纪录了吧 22 minutes. This has to be a record.
在我们进一步之前 Before this goes any further.
我有件事要告诉你 there's something I got to tell you.
-还能进一步吗 棒呆 -听我说 - This is going further? Sweet. - Listen to me.
关于我的年纪 我没说实话 I wasn't completely honest about my age.
真的吗 You weren't?
其实我...29岁了 I'm actually... 29.
你不是说笑吧 No kidding.
嗯 Yeah.
那有件事我也该告诉你 Well. then. I guess there's something I should tell you.
我完全不介意 I'm totally fine with that.
太好了 Great.
这样做不对吧 This is wrong. right?
-你是指我们很享受 -是啊 - You mean how much we're enjoying it? - Yes.
这就是当基督徒的好处 Well. that's the nice thing about being a Christian.
我们总能乞求原谅 We can always ask for forgiveness.
-你得够诚心才行啊 -相信我 等我睡醒后 - You have to really mean it. - Trust me. when I wake up
嘴里还残留着烟臭味 我就会够诚心 with this taste in my mouth. I'll mean it.
抽烟可能让我想起了年轻的时光 I guess it reminds me of being young.
你还记得你抽的第一根烟吗 You remember your first cigarette?
八年级 Eighth grade.
我从我妈包里偷的 I snuck it out of my mom's purse.
是薄荷烟 Ugh. menthol.
你呢 You?
大一那年 Freshman year of college.
想在派对上吸引梅丽莎·库利奇 trying to impress Melissa Coolidge at a party.
-我大吐特吐了 -不会吧 - Man. I threw up so much. - Oh. no.
容我辩解一下 In my defense.
因为我吸了致死量的烟 it was an impressive amount.
总之 他叫比利 Anyway. his name is Billy.
他现在上六年级 and he's in sixth grade.
所以你三年或四年或五年后就会见到他 so you're gonna be seeing him in three or four or five years.
你在我家见过他 我们那时在玩扑克 You met him at my house when we were playing poker.
就是那个大胖小子 我很喜欢那孩子 The big kid. I love that kid.
那就好 他不及格时你也要牢记这一点 Good. Remember that when he's failing homeroom.
别担心成绩啦 Oh. don't worry about grades.
他会成为橄榄球中后卫 He's gonna be a linebacker.
这种好女人你之前都藏哪了啊 乔治 Where you been hiding this one. George?
我没把她藏起来 Haven't been hiding her.
我这身型也很难藏起来吧 Well. not that easy to hide.
我再去买一轮酒 I'll get us another round.
告诉她 我赚得比你多 Tell her how I make more money than you.
我该走了 Think I'm gonna head out.
拜托不要走 Please don't.
我必须得走 I need to.
你留下 我走 You stay. I'll go.
不 你正玩得开心 No. You're having fun.
你是不是生我气了 Are you mad at me?
没有 No.
Pride and joy - Stevie Ray Vaughan / Double trouble
佩吉 怎么样了 Peg. how's it going?
我上一次查看时 他们都还活着 Last time I checked. they were all alive.
谢尔顿人呢 Where's Sheldon?
谢尔顿 你在哪 Sheldon? Where are you?
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
那晚开启了我玩沙丁鱼游戏的连胜纪录 That night began my winning streak at sardines.
凡是团契过夜或生日聚会 Every lock-in. every birthday party.
有人提议玩这游戏 someone suggested we play.
我每一次都赢了 and I won every time.
谢尔顿 Sheldon!
我就是沙丁鱼游戏之王 I'm the king of sardines.