? 世上没人比我强壮 ? ? Nobody else is stronger than I am ?
? 昨天我移了一座山 ? ? Yesterday I moved a mountain ?
? 我相信我能当你的英雄 ? ? I bet I could be your hero ?
? 我是个了不起的小家伙 ? ? I am a mighty little man ?
少 年
谢尔顿
在我们德州 有一些东西 There were certain status symbols in Texas
能用来做为成功人士的象征 that indicated you were a success.
牛仔竞技冠军腰带扣 A rodeo champion belt buckle--
我又称它为 红脖界诺贝尔奖 or as I call it. the Redneck Nobel Prize.
手工定制鸵鸟皮靴 Custom-built ostrich skin boots.
世界上少一只陆行大鸟 One less giant running bird in the world
对牛仔来说并无所谓 is fine by this cowpoke.
要说到最终极的成功象征 And possibly the ultimate status symbol--
是这辆粉色凯迪拉克 the pink Cadillac.
是化妆品牌玫琳凯超级业务员的座驾 driven by an elite Mary Kay super seller.
伦迪先生 Mr. Lundy?
玛丽·库珀 Mary Cooper.
巧遇你真高兴 What a delightful surprise.
你的车十分吸睛啊 I can't help but notice what you're driving.
这台老破车啊 This old thing?
本来都打算拿去旧换新了呢 I was actually gonna trade it in.
你在卖玫琳凯吗 Are you selling Mary Kay?
凭着我的戏剧圈背景 With my theater background.
我对美容术也是颇有心得 I just had a knack for cosmetology.
你的业绩肯定很棒 You must sell a lot.
被你发现啦 Guilty.
我近期主要是管理我亲自挑选的团队啦 But. these days. I-I manage my own handpicked team.
我很为你高兴 Well. I'm happy for you.
你人真好 Aw. aren't you a dear?
那个... 你有过销售经验吗 H-- Um. hey. do you... ever do sales?
我吗 没有 Me? No.
真的假的 Really?
你这般有魅力的年轻女性居然没接触过吗 An attractive young woman like yourself?
哪有那么夸张啦 Oh. I don't know about that.
来啦 Well. here.
给你我的名片 哪天有兴趣了可以找我 Here is my card. in case you ever want to talk.
或许哪天你也能自己开一辆这个 Maybe one day you'll be driving one of these.Mm.
而不是那玩意儿 Instead of one of those.
春假马上就要到了 So. spring break is just around the corner.
我天天掰手指数呢 I'm counting the days.
我也是 你有先预约好实验室吗 Me. too. Have you reserved the lab yet?
我为什么要去预约 Why would I do that?
少了教课与上课的干扰 Without the distraction of classes.
我们俩终于可以聚精会神 you and I can really buckle down
全心做出点成果 and get some work done.
谢尔顿 我到时候不会在 I won't be here. Sheldon.
那也是我的假期 It's my break. too.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
我才不告诉你我要去哪里 谢尔顿 I'm not telling you where I'm going. Sheldon.
为什么 Why not?
因为我不想开心的假期被你打断 Because I'll be happy. and I want to stay that way.
你现在是大学生 You're in college.
你也应该好好休春假 You should be taking spring break as well.
放假干嘛去 And do what?
根据过往经验 你应该 Traditionally. you would congregate
跟你的同侪聚在一起做些后悔终身的事 with your peers and make bad decisions.
我只是个小孩啊 But I'm a kid.
那要不你去玩抓人游戏呗 Then perhaps a game of Duck. Duck. Goose.
是讽刺吐槽吗 Sarcasm?
不是啊 No.
这脾气 你真的很需要去休个假了 Geez. you really do need a break.
在我调查该如何休第一个大学春假时 While researching how to spend my first collegiate spring break.
我妹妹让我看了一部相关纪录片 my sister led me to a documentary on the subject.
他们是在大声求救吗 Are they screaming for help?
不是 他们是在大声享乐 No. They're having fun.
我们看的是同一档节目吗 Are we watching the same show?
他们一整年被困在学校里读书 They were stuck in school all year.
放假当然要尽情撒野 Now they're going wild.
真够野 都看不到有救生员 Clearly. I don't see a single lifeguard.
你不需要去到海滩啊 You don't have to go to the beach.
就做些跟学校无关的事 Just do something besides school.
的确是有科学证据表示 There is science that suggests taking breaks
休假有助于恢复精神与提升脑力 refreshes the mind and boosts brain function.
那最好了 我到达合法年纪的那一秒 Good. Because the minute I'm old enough.
我肯定要奔去那里 that's gonna be me out there.
你最好先学会怎么游泳 那里可没人救你 You better learn to swim. because no one there's gonna help you.
你们猜我在超市遇到谁了 Guess who I ran into at the grocery store.
伦迪先生 Mr. Lundy.
那个唱戏的怪咖吗 Ugh. the weird theater guy?
他不是怪咖好吗 He's not weird.
他还是名老师 He's also a teacher.
房地产销售 舞蹈指导 realtor. choreographer.
还是本地名人 ooh. and local celebrity.
他现在不干这些行当了 He's actually not doing that stuff now.
他现在在卖化妆品 He is selling makeup.
还是公司配给粉色凯迪拉克级别的销售 He's even got one of those pink Cadillacs.
在德州开粉车 Driving a pink car in Texas.
胆大包天啊 Bold choice.
得卖超多才能得到那个车呢 You got to sell a lot to earn one of those.
他肯定是王牌销售 He must be good.
看起来绝对是这样 It sure seemed like it.
他现在管理一队的销售员呢 He's managing a whole team of salespeople.
厉害 Nice.
他给了我他的名片 He gave me his card.
我在考虑联系他 I was thinking about calling him.
你的化妆品还不够吗 Don't you have enough makeup?
我的不够 I don't.
我不买 I'm not buying it.
我在考虑去当销售 I'm thinking about selling it.
就凭你 You?
就我 Yes. me.
多赚点外快也不是坏事 Wouldn't hurt to have extra money.
但你已经有两份工作了 教堂与当妈 But you already have two jobs-- church and mom.
第二份工作的薪水可不咋地 Well. that second one doesn't pay much.
我帮你报的税 第一份的薪水也很烂 I do your taxes. The first one doesn't either.
更有理由联系他了 Even more reason to call him.
销售这行当不容易啊 玛丽 Sales is a tough racket. Mare.
对啊 并不像我表现出来的那么轻松 Yeah. It ain't as easy as I make it look.
我觉得我会很得心应手 Well. I think I'd be good at it.
你确定吗 有时候会需要撒点小谎 You sure? Sometimes you got to do a little fibbin'.
我做诚实买卖 I would do it without that.
你还得会来事儿 And you got to have people skills.
我很八面玲珑 I have people skills.
有吗 Do you?
我现在很想把晚餐砸在你脸上 I'd like to throw my dinner roll at your head right now.
但我轻松克制住了 but you don't see me doing it.
我对你有信心 妈妈 I believe in you. Mom.
谢谢你 闺女 Thank you. honey.
但你别想着有免费化妆品 But you're not getting free makeup.
靠 Dang it.
我妹妹建议我去"撒野" My sister suggested I "go wild."
我决定听从她的建议 so I decided to heed her advice
去做我能想到最野的事 and do the craziest thing I could think of--
上大街散步 take a walk outside.
我不敢相信我看到的 I couldn't believe my eyes.
一场盛大的展览 围绕着漫画 A whole convention dedicated to comic books.
德克萨肯纳展 漫画展览大会 3月6 7 8号
科幻与奇幻作品 science fiction and fantasy.
蛮酷的吧 Pretty cool. huh?
你好啊 内森 Oh. hello. Nathan.
你要去吗 You going?
我想啊 你呢 I'd like to. Are you?
我辞了工作就为了空出这段时间 Yeah. I quit my job for the time off.
是辞了寻找工作这事 Well. my job search.
虽然还没正式公布 但我听说 You know. it hasn't been announced yet. but I hear
大卫·格罗德会以特邀嘉宾身份出席 there's a special guest appearance by David Gerrold.
他写了经典《星际旅行》"奇宝大麻烦"集 He wrote the Star Trek episode "Trouble with Tribbles."
废话 Uh. no doy.
我知道我春假要干嘛了 I just found my spring break.
我其实也没有在找工作 I'm not really looking for a job.
我不知道我刚才为什么说谎 I don't know why I lied.
谢谢你特别抽空来一趟 Thank you so much for finding the time.
客气 我随时都欢迎 Oh. please. Always happy
有新的伙伴加入我们销售的大家庭 to welcome a new sales associate to the family.
我平常其实不怎么化妆 Well. um. I don't normally wear much makeup.
这方面我七窍只通了六窍 so I'm a little out of my depth.
所以我要传授给你的第一课就是 Which brings us to lesson number one.
当销售 自信是关键 In sales. confidence is key.
你有自信吗 Are you confident?
-没有 -我猜到你的答案了 - No. - I knew the answer to that.
但这件事你知我知就行 but that's gonna be our little secret.
就像这款全肤质适用的无瑕遮瑕膏 because just like this full-coverage concealer for all skin types.
我们要把你的小瑕疵全部遮住 we're gonna cover that right on up.
-我很乐意 -在我们进行下一步之前 - I'm all for that. - Now before we go further.
我得先跟你索要支票 I am gonna have to ask for a check
来支付样品包与新进人员用品的费用 for your sample kit and your start-up accessories.
我本来还以为 Oh. I was under the impression
我说服顾客下单 that I would take orders.
然后由顾客直接交付货款呢 and the customers would pay for it later.
就类似卖女童军饼干那样 like. um. Girl Scout cookies.
抱歉 这盒子里有薄荷夹心巧克力吗 I'm sorry. Do you see Thin Mints in this case?
-没有 -这是很正经的工作 - No. - This is a serious business.
如果你不打算认真对待 If you are not serious.
你可能不适合加入我的团队 maybe you are not ready to join my team.
我很认真啊 Oh. I... I am serious.
只是我老公对这事有点半信半疑 It's just that my husband isn't totally on board.
他看到我先花了那么多钱 肯定不高兴 and he'll be upset if I spend a bunch of money.
行吧 有道理 Oh. well. that's fair.
如果你需要先征得他的同意 我之后再来 If you have to ask his permission. I can come back.
有一种重温旧梦的感觉 It's refreshing really.
让我想起了简单的古早时代 It reminds me of a simpler time
那年头家里男人做主 女人做家事 when men made the decisions and women made the beds.
我这就去拿支票本 I'm gonna get my checkbook.
好一个有冲劲的化妆品销售 Now there is a take-charge makeup salesperson.
我就是个弄蛇人 而世界就是我的蛇 I am the organ grinder. and the world is my monkey.
好的收到 All righty then.
-露两手给我看看 -什么意思 - Show me what you got. - What do you mean?
你的销售技巧啊 来吧 亮出来 Your sales technique. Let's go. Come on.
我是个爱斯基摩人 推销冰块给我 I'm an Eskimo. Sell me some ice.
真的吗 现在做这个 Really? Right now?
如果你不能说服我这个已经支持你的人 If you can't sell to me. and I'm already Team Mary.
那你要怎么推销给陌生人呢 how are you gonna sell to a stranger?
好吧 Okay. Um...
你好 Hi.
-我们先在这里停一下 -我哪里做错了 - Let me stop you right there. - What did I do wrong?
你的脸 It's your face.
我的脸怎么了 What's wrong with my face?
那是你天字第一号销售利器 It's your number one sales tool.
你应该用它来推销产品啊 Y-You should be advertising the product.
但你一点都没用 and you're not wearing any.
-我有啊 -哪里 - Yes. I am. - Where?
我觉得最巧妙的妆容就是别人看不出来你化了妆 I think the best makeup is the kind that no one notices.
现在别人看不到的是你这个人 Right now. you're what no one notices.
这可是你的广告看板 而我急驶而过没瞟一眼 This is your billboard. and I'm... ...driving right on by.
我是可以再多涂一点啦 I suppose I could put on a little more.
这就对了 大家都看过使用前的样子 Attagirl! They've already seen the before.
让他们看看使用后的效果吧 给 Let's show 'em the after. Here.
涂这个 Try this.
这个血红血红耶 That's awfully red.
没错 当你看到红色 你脑海会想到什么 Exactly. And when you see red. what comes to your mind?
-撒旦 -是艳气 - Satan. - Glamour.
诱惑力 一点迷人电流 Sex appeal. a little va-va-voom!
这好吗 I don't know.
你可不只是卖化妆品 You are not just selling makeup.
你还推销力量 You are selling power.
与自信心 而一切的源头就在这 you are selling confidence. and that starts right here.
你是个充满力量又自信的女人吗 Now are you a powerful. confident woman?
是的 Yes.
涂上后我们再来一次 Slather this on. Let's try again.
快来人打电话给高速公路巡警 Somebody call highway patrol.
这广告看板美到会造成车祸 This billboard is causing accidents.
-真的吗 -现在有迷 - Really? - You had the va.
还有人 还加上了电流 then you got another va. now you got the voom.
快推销化妆品给我吧 Sell me some makeup.
你好啊 Hello there.
我愿意洗耳恭听 Now I'm listening.
妈妈 我知道我春假要干嘛了 Mom. I know what I want to do for spring break.
你的脸发生什么事了 What happened to your face?
就跟你说大家都会注意到吧 Told you. people take notice.
这是为了新工作画的 This is for my new job.
你的新工作是要大战蝙蝠侠吗 Is your new job fighting Batman?
因为你看起来像小丑 Because you look like The Joker.
你找我干嘛 What do you want?
我能坐4个半小时大巴 Can I take a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride
去德克萨肯纳参加漫展吗 to Texarkana for a comic book convention?
你自己一个人吗 当然不行 By yourself? Absolutely not.
-你能陪我去吗 -不要 - Can you come with me? - No.
孩子 你母亲还有化妆品要卖 Son. your mother has makeup to sell.
如果有大人愿意陪我去 那行吗 If I get an adult to go with me. can I?
不知道 或许吧 I don't know. Maybe.
哈哈 别想 Ha. ha. No.
可是去漫展的人也会化妆 But people wear makeup to comic book conventions.
你可以去那里推销啊 You could sell it there.
-这样啊 拒绝 -但是... - Ah. I see. No. - But...
读我丰盈水嫩的唇语 拒绝 Read my moisturized lips. No.
你愿意和我一起去漫展吗 Would you like to go with me to a comic book convention?
那里会有女生吗 Will there be girls there?
如果你现在下单 And if you order right now.
我额外把下一支遮瑕膏算你半价 I'll throw in some extra concealer for half off.
可我这只是过敏 I mean. this is just allergies.
我看起来像整天以泪洗面吗 Does it look like I've been crying?
没有的事 No! No.
最棒的是 And the best news is
坐大巴去那里只要短短4个半小时哦 it's only a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride away.
你想让我坐几小时大巴 So you want me to ride on a bus for hours
和一群小屁孩挤一起 去看漫展 with a bunch of kids to a comic book convention?
大部分都是成人啦 It's mostly adults.
有很多还穿了变装服呢 Many are in costumes.
不要 No.
你看起来美呆了 You look fantastic.
准备好买了吗 Ready to buy?
不 No.
但我准备好去赛狗场钓男人了 but I'm ready to hit the dog track.
正好我们都在放春假 And since we're both on spring break.
我就想着你会不会想跟我一起去 I thought you might like to go with me.
谢尔顿 我是堂堂大学校长 Sheldon. I am the president of the university.
你说得对 我该先问问你的 You're right. I should've asked you first.
所以你是答应了吗 So is that a "Yes"?
当然不是 No!
抱歉 Sorry.
我不要 No.
你又有什么事 And what do you want?
想叫你和我一起坐大巴去德克萨肯纳看漫展 For you to go on a bus with me to a comic book convention in Texarkana.
笑死 谁要去啊 God. no.
我说不好 I don't know.
相信我 追求你的男人会大排长龙 Trust me. the men are gonna be lining up.
到目前为止都没发生过这种事 Well. they haven't been so far.
而且我还是倒贴白送的 and I've been basically giving it away.
那是你的私事啦 不必分享 That's your business really.
但我贩卖的不只是化妆品 But. hey. I am not just selling makeup.
我贩卖的是自信 I am selling confidence.
-是吗 -当然啦 - You are? - I sure am.
你是位强大又自信的女性吗 Now. are you a strong and confident woman?
差十万八千里 Not remotely.
那你想成为那样的女性吗 Well. do you want to be?
想吧 I guess.
给 你涂上这支 Here. Why don't you put this on.
我们再试试 and we will try again?
你现在是强大又自信的女性了吗 Now. are you a strong. confident woman?
-是啦 -别敷衍嘛 认真点说 - Sure. - Come on. Say it like you mean it.
你又强大又自信吗 Are you strong and confident?
-是 -再说一遍 - Yes. - One more time.
是 Yes.
现在我可以帮你下单入门套装了吗 So I can put you down for a starter kit?
好吧 Fine.
太好啦 Well. all right!
你永远不会忘记第一次卖货成功的感觉 You never forget your first sale.
是啊 我仍兴奋到发抖 I know. I am still tingling.
我好爱这种感觉 I love that feeling.
我现在都不需要喝咖啡了 I don't even drink coffee anymore.
靠这股兴奋感就能提神 I just go on tingle power.
她不只买了入门套装 And she didn't just get the starter kit.
还买了泥膜 磨砂膏 She got the mud mask. she got the exfoliator.
我有预感 玛丽 I had a feeling about you. Mary.
你很快会拥有自己的粉色凯迪拉克 It's just a matter of time before you're behind the wheel
这只是时间问题 相信我 of your own pink Cadillac. and take it from me.
路人会对你投来羡慕眼光 我的亲身感受 you will be stared at. I am.
接下来我该怎么做 So. where do I go from here?
我已经给所有熟人推销过了 I've kind of talked to everybody I know.
新面孔是我们这一行的命脉 Mm. Well. new faces are the lifeblood of our business.
我去哪找新面孔 How do I find new faces?
你不是有主持读经班吗 Don't you run a Bible study?
我不知道在宗教场合推销商品 Uh. I don't know that I'd be comfortable
合不合适 trying to make sales in a religious setting.
玛丽 如果上帝不希望人们化妆 Mary. if God didn't want people to wear makeup.
祂就不会把人类造得那么丑了 he'd have made 'em less ugly.
这也是一种解读方式啦 Well. that's one way to look at it.
你还有个女儿 对吧 And you have a daughter. right?
可她都还没进入青春期 Well. she's not even a teenager yet.
这时就该开始了 This is when it starts.
难道你宁愿她找朋友借化妆品 Would you rather her borrowing makeup from friends.
一群人传来传去共用吗 passing it back and forth?
-她的确从我包里偷过 -看见没 - She has stolen it from my bag. - See?
别管粉色凯迪拉克了 现在该担心的是红[粉]眼病 Forget about a pink Caddy. Now we're talking pink eye.
如果她真染上了 Which. if she does catch it.
涂点防水眼线 就完全看不出来了 a little waterproof eyeliner. you'd never know.
注意了 科幻迷和漫画迷们 Attention. science fiction and comic book fans.
本周五周六周日 在德克萨肯纳假日酒店的 this Friday. Saturday and Sunday in Ballroom B
B宴会厅 将举办德克萨肯纳漫展 of the Texarkana Holiday Inn. it's Texarkana-Con!
没错 就是德克萨肯纳... That's right. Texarkana...
可汗[音似"漫展"] Khan!
明星见面会 专题讨论会 Celebrity appearances. panel discussions.
名人排排坐签名会 只在德克萨肯纳... autograph alley. only at Texarkana...
可汗 Khan!
抽彩 大奖 变装游行 Raffles. prizes. costume parade.
从周五到周日 就在德克萨肯纳... Friday through Sunday at Texarkana...
可汗 Khan!
威廉·夏特纳不会出席 William Shatner not appearing.
《星际旅行》柯克舰长扮演者
威廉·夏特纳或许不会去 William Shatner may not be appearing.
但谢尔顿·库珀去定了 but Sheldon Cooper is.
平时我都循规蹈矩 I was normally a rule follower.
但春假的一条规则就是放飞自我 打破常规 but one of the rules of spring break is to cut loose and break rules.
我要出门了 I'm heading out.
你要去哪里 Where you going?
去见漫画同好 To see my comic book friends.
我很快就好 要顺路载你吗 Hmm. I'm leaving in a few. You want a ride?
不用 我骑车去 No. I'm taking my bike.
一路骑到大巴站 All the way to the bus station.
什么事那么好笑 Something funny?
没什么 一切如常 Not funny. Just normal.
本宝宝演技真棒 Smooth.
再见 Bye.
我就是影帝吧 So smooth.
你赶上了 Hey. you made it.
不来就不合逻辑了 It would have been illogical not to.
你会玩得很开心的 Well. you're going to have a blast.
我知道这样很不史波克 但我真的憋不住笑 I know this is un-Spock-like. but I can't stop smiling.
好了 先生 There you are. dear sir.
我们发动这辆 Let's get this pusillanimous bucket
废铜烂铁吧 of nuts and bolts on the road.
我们要去漫展啦 We have a comic-con to get to!
吉文斯老师 Mr. Givens?
肉中刺来了 Oh. the pain.
今天 So. today
或许我们可以做点改变 I thought maybe we'd mix things up a little bit.
读一读《以斯帖记》 and do some reading from Esther.
我好像没读过《以斯帖记》 I don't think I've ever read Esther.
那你一定会很满意的 Oh. you are in for a treat.
里面的内容非常棒 There is some good stuff in here.
我们把圣经翻到 Let us open our Bibles
第二章第12节 to. uh. chapter two. verse 12.
"众女子照例 "Before a young woman's turn came
先洁净身体十二个月 to go into King Xerxes.
六个月用没药油 She had to complete 12 months of beauty treatments
六个月用香料和洁身之物[化妆品] 满了日期 prescribed for the women: six months with oil of myrrh
然后挨次进去见亚哈随鲁王" and six with perfumes and cosmetics."
有没有人发现 Did anyone else realize
圣经里就出现了化妆品 that cosmetics were right here in the Bible?
我觉得好有意思哦 I just find that fascinating.
可是下一节就说她成了小妾 Uh. well. t-this next verse talks about her being a concubine.
别跳过这一节啊 Hey. hey. don't skip ahead.
我们还在讨论化妆品 We're still talking cosmetics.
你们知道吗 以斯帖曾用美貌 Did you know that Esther used her beauty
阻止了一场大屠杀 to stop a genocide?
真的吗 Really?
有时我们似乎忘记了 Sometimes. I think we forget
美丽的力量有多强大 how powerful beauty can be.
但我知道 But I know I sure
使用了这套新系列玫琳凯化妆品后 feel powerful when I'm wearing
我觉得自己充满力量 this new line of Mary Kay cosmetics.
女士们 好好看一看 Take a gander. ladies.
你怎么会认识那位史密斯博士 So how do you know Dr. Smith over there?
他不是史密斯博士 他是吉文斯老师 That's not Dr. Smith. that's Mr. Givens.
是我的高中科学教师 He was my high school science teacher.
他打扮成《迷失太空》里的史密斯博士 Oh. Well. he's dressed as Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.
我没看过那部 Oh. I've never seen it.
你也没什么损失 Yeah. well. you're not missing much.
那是给小屁孩看的烂片 It was a lame kids' show.
不好意思 "给小屁孩看的烂片" I'm sorry. "Lame kids' show"?
告诉你 没有《迷失太空》就不会有《星际旅行》 For your information. Star Trek wouldn't exist without Lost in Space.
是吗 Yeah. well.
至少《星际旅行》 at least Star Trek
不用抄袭《禁忌星球》里的机器人 didn't have to steal its robot from Forbidden Planet.
看他们的反应 你这句吐槽很绝是吗 I take it from their reaction that was a good dig?
-他毫无回嘴之力 -干得好 - Solid. - Nice job.
如果《星际旅行》真有那么好 Well. if Star Trek is so great.
那评分为何 how come Lost in Space
远远低于《迷失太空》 kicked its butt in the ratings?
如果《迷失太空》真有那么好 Well. if Lost in Space is so great.
那怎么从来没人翻拍过 how come no one's ever remade it?
没错 他们仍在拍《星际旅行》电影版 That's true. they're still making Star Trek movies
还有一部新剧 and a new series.
对 甚至比原版还更精彩 Yeah. which is even better than the original.
不好意思 你说什么 I'm sorry. what did you say?
你听到了 《星际旅行:下一代》 You heard me. Star Trek: Next Gen
比《星际旅行:原初》更好 is better than Original Series.
《迷失太空》给我的童年带来无数小时的快乐 Lost in Space brought me hours of happiness as a child.
你们这群大坏蛋 you... jerks.
以斯帖会很自豪的 Esther would be so proud.
这张绝色脸蛋能阻止血流成河的杀戮 This is a face that would stop the spilling of blood.
-你真这么想 -当然 - You think? - I do.
如果你今天订购入门套装 Now. if you order the starter package today.
我就额外送你春季彩妆盘 I will throw in the spring palette.
成交 Sold.
赞美主 Oh. praise the Lord.
下一位轮到谁 Now who's next?
我虽然也喜欢数据先生 Okay. I enjoy Mr. Data.
但他很明显只是史波克的山寨版 but he's clearly just a Spock rip-off.
不好意思 Oh. I'm sorry.
数据先生想变得更像人类 Mr. Data wants to be more human.
史波克想变得更不像人类 Spock wants to be less human.
那怎么可能一样呢 How is that the same?
就是啊 Yeah!
但我们都一致同意 威廉·夏特纳 Well. I think we can all agree that William Shatner
演技更好吧 is the better actor.
扮演皮卡德舰长的帕特里克·斯图尔特是科班出身 Patrick Stewart is classically trained.
他是皇家莎士比亚剧团的成员 He's a member of the Royal Shakespeare Company.
他演得太含蓄了 威廉·夏特纳演出某种情感时 He's too subtle. When William Shatner plays an emotion.
连我的鞋都看得出来在演什么 my shoe can tell what it is.
孩子 如果你喜欢夸张的表演 Well. if you like big acting.
吾有一佳片可推荐给汝 have I got a show for you. dear boy.
柯克这个舰长很不称职 And Kirk is a terrible captain.
他总让太空舰陷入危险境地 He always puts the ship in danger.
皮卡德绝不会这样 Picard would never do that.
不好意思 大概是皮卡德 Oh. I'm sorry. I guess Picard
没被博格人同化过 never got assimilated by the Borg.
我们之间的嘴炮可能看似不太友好 但事实上 Our verbal fisticuffs may have seemed unfriendly. but the truth is.
我们正在翩翩共舞起绚丽的部落舞蹈 we were engaged in a glorious tribal dance.
就像代托纳海滩的狂欢者 like the revelers at Daytona Beach.
我愿意承认 卫斯理·克拉希尔是最烂的 I will admit. Wesley Crusher is the worst.
你这是在攻击扮演者威尔·惠顿 他是整部剧的亮点 Now you're knocking Wil Wheaton. He's the best part of the show.
他喜欢显摆学问 超讨厌 He's an annoying know-it-all.
那正是他讨人喜欢的特质啊 Yeah. that's what makes him lovable.
那是我人生最快乐的一个春假 It was the best spring break I ever had.
直到我爸妈发现我不见了 Until my parents realized I was missing
我便经历了比《可汗之怒》更可怕的场景 and I experienced something worse than the wrath of Khan.
《老爸发飙》 the wrath of Dad.
可汗 Khan!
怎么回事 What the heck?
你以为这样就能把我洗掉吗 You think you can just wash me away?
是啊 我使用了含有滋润成分的 Yes. I used the gentle cleansing cream formula one
一号配方温和洁面膏 with special emollients.
剥削你读经会的同伴 Exploiting your Bible study group.
那只是个开始 that was just the beginning.
我不会用到"剥削"这么重的字眼 I wouldn't say I exploited them.
很好 那就不要 这是我们之间的小秘密 Good. don't. It'll be our little secret.
对米希下手了吗 Now. where are we with Missy?
你别接近米希 You leave Missy alone.
妈妈 救我 我出不去了 Mom. help. I can't get out.
米希 Missy!
你为什么在睡觉 Why are you sleeping?!
你应该去卖货 You should be selling!
之后我妈妈再也没卖过化妆品 My mother never sold makeup again.
和伦迪先生预测的一样 And as Mr. Lundy predicted.
米希借用了朋友的化妆品 Missy got her makeup from her friends.
我眼睛好像黏糊糊的 My eye feels oozy.
怎么了 宝贝 妈呀 What's the matter. baby? Oh.