让我们区分买家和光看不买的人 有需要和贪婪的人 Right let's sort the buyers from the spyers the needy from the greedy
信任我及不相信我的人 and those who trust me from the ones who don't.
如果你看不出这些东西的价值 今天 Because if you can't see value here today
你就不是来买东西的 而是来偷东西的 you're not up here shopping you're up here shoplifting.
你看见那些货物了吗?一些罕见的 You see these goods? You've never seen daylight moonlight
以色列人用的 精致的煤油灯 Israelites Fanny by the gaslight.
拿个塑胶袋吧 我昨天晚上泡了个马子 Take a bag come on take a bag. I took a bag home last night
结果花的钱比十镑多多了 it cost me a lot more than ten pound I can tell you.
有没有人喜欢珠宝首饰的? 看看那个 Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one there.
意大利手工精制 保证是从史帝尼区偷来的 Hand-made in ltaly hand-stolen in Stepney.
和我的手一样长 希望我的老二也一样长 It's as long as my arm I wish it was as long as something else.
不要以为这些密封的盒子是空的 Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed up they're empty.
只有挖坟的人才会卖空箱子 The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.
我看今天来的各位也不是有钱人 And by the look of some of you lot here today I make more money with my measuring tape.
这样吧 不二价十镑 Here one price ten pound.
- 你说十镑? - 你聋了吗? - Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf?
真便宜 我买一个 That's a bargain. I'll take one.
靠过来 左脚向前移 你的身体就会自然移动 这就叫走路 Squeeze in if you can. Left leg right leg your body will follow. They call it walking.
你也要买吗 亲爱的? 好极了 有买气了 Do you want one as well darling? You do that it they're waking up.
送给你的老婆或是送给别人的老婆 Treat the wife or treat somebody else's wife.
只要不被逮到 野花可比家花香多了 It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught.
你也要买吗? 好 亲爱的 打起精神来 Hold on you want one as well? OK darlin' show me a bit of life then.
呆站在那儿没有用的 It's no good standing out there like one o'clock half struck.
大家快来买 这些不是偷来的 My own you better buy'em these are not stolen
只是没有付钱罢了 只此一次绝无仅有因为那里换锁了 they just haven been paid for and we can get them again they changed the bloody locks
卖完再来就来不及了 -非常好的货 Here one for you. No good coming back later when I've sold out. - Nice bit of stuff.
- "太迟了 太迟了" - "Too late too late "
等我一走后悔就来不及了 Will be the cry when the man with the bargains has passed you by.
如果你现在身上没有钱 If you've got no money on you now
那算你倒霉 you'll crying tears as big as October cabbages.
贝肯 有条子! Bacon cozzers!
So I said I'm on the roam So I need a car
And I know that I'm getting alive
And I say I got faith in a season
艾德虽然有时骗点小钱花花 Ed can hustle a few quid here and there.
但他最擅长的还是打牌 But his real talent lies in cards
和赌钱 and gambling with cards.
贝肯知道自己在街上 Bacon could see that his days
卖赃货的时间不长了 of selling moody goods on street corners are numbered.
他知道自己得做出些改变 It's time to move on and he knows it.
片名：两杆大烟枪
你在说什么? 我很瘦耶 What you talking about? I'm bloody skinny pal.
当然 对不对? Yeah yeah Course you are. All right ?
幸会 希腊人尼克 Nick the Greek always a pleasure.
你最近都吃了些什么? Tom what have you been eatin?
我一直告诉他 I've been tellin' him.
- 够了! - Enough already !
两位到我办公室来吧 You two join me in my office.
多少钱 汤姆? So how much is it then Tom?
你知道多少钱 尼克 You know how much is Nick.
- 包括扩音器吗?- 不 - And that includes the amp yeah? - No.
不包括扩音器 That does not include the amp.
我以为是连扩音器 Shit Tom. I thought it included the amp.
你弄错了 你要的话我可以送你一个电话 Well it doesn't. I'll throw in one of these telephones if you like
但是这价钱不包括扩音器 but it does not include the amp.
很好 Very nice.
我希望有包括喇叭 I hope it includes the speakers.
不包括喇叭也不包括扩音器 It doesn't include the speakers it doesn't include the amp.
我不想再听你这些愚蠢的问题 And it's not supposed to include me getting the hump with your stupid questions.
尼克 你要的话就付钱 Now you want it Nick you buy it.
你还送什么? What else do I get with it?
送你一辆镀金的劳斯莱斯 只要你付钱 You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce as long as you pay for it.
我不确定 汤姆 好像有点贵 Don't know Tom. Seems expensive.
好像? 这好像似乎是在浪费我的时间 Seems well this seems to be a waste of my time.
别的店都要卖九百 而且还不一定有 That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in
我只卖两百 你还啰唆 and you're complaining about 200?
你是在哪儿念的经济学? What school of finance did you study?
这桩买卖很划算 It's a deal it's a steal.
现在是购物的世纪 快买吧 It's the sale of the fucking century.
让我仔细想想 尼克 我不卖了 In fact fucking Nick I think I'll keep it.
好的 好的 别激动嘛 All right all right keep your alans on.
这是一百 Here's a ton.
我的妈啊! Jesus Christ!
你有那么多钱 You could choke a dozen donkeys on that
区区一百镑还要讲价 and you're haggling over 100 pound.
尼克 你不买音响时 都在干嘛? What d'you do? when you're not buying stereos Nick
融资革命吗? finance revolutions?
一百镑就是一百镑 100 is still 100.
价钱是两百镑的时候就不同 Not when the price is 200 it's not.
特别是当你荷包 可以代利比亚付国债的时候 And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket.
真是小器死了! Tighter than a duck's butt you are!
现在快把钱给我 让我感受感受 Now come on let me feel the fibre of your fabric.
小瘦子是汤姆 The skinny one is Tom.
他最有生意头脑 And he's the entrepreneur of the bunch.
他绞尽脑汁 He's got a couple of dirty little fingers
赚些蝇头小利 in a couple of dirty little pies.
然而尼克靠他的 Nick here however has made it his business
20个小手指和脚趾 to have all 20 fat little fingers and toes
在伦敦偷东西来谋生 in every dirty bent and stolen pie in London.
若是他们两个联手 简直天下无敌 Between the two of them there ain't much you can't get hold of.
这就是我的两万五千块 That's my 25 grand.
我费了好大的劲才赚到 你可得小心点 It's all there it took me a long time to earn that so you treat it with respect.
大厨怎么样了? What about the chef?
你怎么样? What've you come as?
你这个贪心的白痴 Cupid stupid.
我再也不向你买水果了 汤姆 That's the last time I'm getting anymore fruit off of you Tom.
这叫新鲜吗? 你卖给我的水果里面 虫子比果肉还多 You call that fresh ? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than it was fruit.
你应该去开肉店 而不是卖水果 You should open a butchers not a grocers.
如果你要从加德满都订东西 Well if you will order stuff from Kathmandu
就不要抱怨半路上车的观光客 don't be surprised if it picks up a few tourists on route.
别提那些了 钱呢? Anyway enough about that. Where's the money?
哦!别碰我的汤! Oh! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
肥皂叫做肥皂 Soap is called Soap
是因为不愿意 涉入非法勾当而赢得这个称号 Because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour.
他以自己的工作为荣 更以手法为傲 He's proud of his job and even more proud that it's legal.
他是这四个人中比较有理智的 He represents the more sensible side of the four.
你付得起两万五千镑吗? Are you sure you can afford 25?
这就要看你怎么想了 It depends on how you look at it.
如果有的赚我当然付得起 I can afford it as long as I see it again if that's what you mean.
你从胖子和贝肯那儿拿到钱了吗? Got the rest from the fat man and Bacon?
胖子 贝肯和我的钱都出了 Fat man Bacon and myself.
现在该打电话给哈利了 Looks like it's time to make that call to Harry.
胖子到底是谁? Who's this fat man then ey ?
嗯? Ey ?
要不要三明治 贝肯? D'you want a sandwich Bacon?
想要加入这场牌局可不简单 It's not easy to take a seat at this card table.
赌注不可低于十万 The amount of money involved has to be 100 grand upwards
而且想加入的人大排长龙 and there's no shortage of punters.
决定你能不能入局的人是这个人: The man who decides whether you can play or not is this man
哈利 所有的人 包括他自己 都叫他为: Harry or as some including himself like to call him
印第安斧哈利 Hatchet Harry.
钱够了么? You got it all?
十万 100 grand.
钱够了就没问题 我先挂了 Well If you got it you got it. Now if you don't mind.
- 这个艾德到底是何方神圣? -他是个他妈的小毛贼! - What's this Eddie like then? - He's a fucking thief!
哈利有个令人闻风丧胆的 同伙: Harry has a colleague a monster of a man
洗礼者巴利 Barry the Baptist.
他专门负责帮哈利淹死人 The Baptist got his name by drowning people for Hatchet.
- 你到底要不要还钱? - 我会还! - Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - Yeah I'll pay !
- 你要怎么还?- 我会还 对 我会还! - Are you ever gonna fucking pay ? - I'll pay yeah! Yes I'll pay !
巴利的主要任务 Barry makes sure
就是要让哈利能够顺利做生意 the administrative side of the business runs harmoniously.
那小子天赋异禀 The boy's got a rare ability.
他似乎能一眼看穿牌 He seems to make cards transparent. He's got
所以说他还不错啰 All right all right so we can say he's good.
不是不错 他简直是他妈的赌神 Oh no he's better than good. He's a fucking liability.
你觉得这个怎么样? Yeah hold on what do you think of these?
- 卖的很畅销 -很好 哈利 - We're selling hundreds. - Very nice Harry.
这是用来干嘛的? What's it for?
别装傻 这是用来打屁股的! Oh don't play innocent with me Bazza. Spanking!
我 汤姆 肥皂和你 各出两万五 There's 25 from me Tom Soap and yourself.
刚好十万 你为什么还要数? It's a 100 grand to the pound. So why the fuck are you counting it?
因为我数着爽 Because I like to.
合理的回收应该在12万左右 So a reasonable return should be in the reason of 120 grand.
根据以往的经验 每人投资两万五 As for 25 grand invested going on previous experience.
根据乐观的看法 Going on optimism.
不管怎样 这钱够你回去念烹饪学校 Whatever it's going on - it should be enough to send you on a cooking course.
一点都不好笑 汤姆 你很肥 You're not funny Tom. You're fat.
你应该肥的 但却不肥 and look as though you should be but you're not.
肥!你说谁 天啊! Fat! Who you calling. Jesus!
这里还不错 坐地铁很方便 It's good in here innit? Handy for the tube
电力供应正常 -难怪你要搬进来 great electrics - I can see why you moved in.
别抱怨了 这里很便宜 Don't knock it it's "CHEEP" like the budgie.
而且没有人愿意跟隔壁的人做邻居 And nobody wants to live next to the people we live next to.
- 实在是不友善到极点 - 你是什么意思? - Anti-social to say the least. - What d'you mean?
他是说住这里的人都是小偷 He means they're thieving bastards.
我是说当他们 不做那些下流事的时候 I mean when they're not picking peanuts out of poop
就会去抢那些倒霉鬼的毒品 they rip off unfortunate souls of their own earned drugs.
这墙隔音效果不好 Ssh. Not exactly thick these walls.
干的好 去喝一杯吧 Nice work John. Get yourself a drink.
就这么多? Is that it?
你要我说多少遍 普兰克 How many times must I tell you Plank?
只要你帮我们找件好差事 你的进帐就会多些 You'll find a job worth doing you'll find your share improving.
你有意见吗? Have you got a problem with that?
Police and thieves in the street
Fighting the nation with their
查尔斯 我们越干越大了 You know Charles this gear is getting heavier.
我在想 我们应该去当火箭科学家 或是 I've a strong suspicion we should've been rocket scientists or
当诺贝尔和平奖得主 什么的 Nobel Peace Prize winners something .
和平奖? Peace Prize?
你哈这么多草 搞不好上厕所时 连老二都找不到了 Be lucky to find your penis for a piss if you keep smoking.
那是谁? Who the hell's that?
你好吗 威利? All right Willie?
我看起来好吗? 拿着这个 Does it look like I am all right ? Take this.
我快冒汗了 I'm in danger of breaking sweat at any second.
查尔斯 我们为什么要装铁门? Charles why've we got that cage?
为了安全 Security.
没错 为了安全 That's right. That's right. Security.
如果不用它干嘛要装? So what's the point in having it if we're not gonna fucking use it?
我会用的 温士顿 但这是威利 Well I would've used it Winston but this is Willie.
- 威利住在这里 - 没错 查尔斯 - And Willie lives here. - Yes Charles.
但是你开了门之后 才知道是威利 对吧? But you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
别紧张 温士顿 是我 Chill Winston. It's me.
查尔斯知道是我 问题在哪里? Charlie knows it's me what's the problem?
告诉你 问题在于 查尔斯和你 The problem is Willie that Charles and yourself
就算在清醒时 反应也不快 are not the quickest of cats at the best of times.
你们最好乖乖的听我的话 把铁门锁上 So do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked!
- 那是什么? - 这是葛萝莉亚 - What is that? - That's Gloria.
我知道那是葛萝莉亚 我说的是那个? Yes I know that's Gloria. What's that?
肥料 Err fertiliser.
你六个小时前出门去买数钞机 You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter.
回来的时候带了昏沉沉的 葛萝莉亚 And you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria
和一包肥料? and a bag of fertiliser ?
我觉得你不太妙 Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
我们需要肥料 温士顿 We need fertiliser Winston.
我们也需要数钞机 We also need a money counter.
我们星期四就要交钱 This money's gotta be out by Thursday.
我可不想自己去数 I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it.
如果你非去买肥料不可 Oh and if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser
能不能小心一点? could you just be a little more subtle?
你这话什么意思? What do you mean?
我们种的是大麻对吧? We grow copious amounts of ganja yeah?
好呀 Yeah.
你不能带个嗑药的女人 和一包肥料在路上乱逛 And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser.
因为你看起来实在不像农夫 You don't look your average horti-fucking-culturalist.
那就是我的意思 威利 That's what I mean Willie.
"The Boss" by James Brown
Paid the cost to be the boss
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- 他在里面多久了 儿子? - 差不多20分钟 - How long's he been in there son ? - About 20 minutes.
- 他一个人? - 没错 还提了个袋子 - Is he on his own? - Yeah just carrying a bag.
让我们去拜访他一下 Let's pay him a little visit then shall we?
大克利斯帮哈利解决债务问题 Big Chris settles debts for Harry.
除此之外他唯一关心的 The only thing he cares more about than an unsettled debts
就是他的儿子 小克利斯 is his son and heir Little Chris.
Look at me
Know what you see
See a bad mother
这是在晒人工太阳是吧? This is one of them high-powered jobs innit?
啊! Aaagh!
坏消息 约翰 I've got some bad news for you John.
搞什么? What the fuck!
在我儿子面前嘴巴放干净点 Mind your language in front of the boy.
耶稣基督! Jesus Christ!
也不准亵渎神明 告诉我 约翰 That includes blasphemy as well. Now tell me John
怎么能专心在这里晒太阳 how can you be concentratin' on improving this lovely tan
虽然晒得很好看 and it is a lovely tan by the way
当你有更重要的事要处理时? when you've got more pressing priorities at hand?
告诉哈利 我是说 告诉哈利先生说 Tell Harry l mean Mr Harry
我很忙 我就快弄到钱了 I've been busy I'm nearly there.
儿子 去检查他的衣柜 Check his locker son.
克利斯 你能不能 把人工太阳照打开? I don't suppose there's any chance of you lifting this sunbeam up Chris isn't it ?
他有钱的很 光是皮夹里就有一百多镑 He's not poor! He's got over a monkey and that's just in his wallet!
去你妈的 约翰 你身上都一直带着 这么多钱吗? Fuckin' hell John you always walk round with that in your pocket?
噢!你再说粗话我就给你好看 Oi! Use language like that again sun you'll wish you hadn't!
对不起 老爸 Sorry Dad.
把其它的东西也放进去 Right. Put the rest of the stuff in that.
你今天就穿塑胶袋回去吧 You can go home in a plastic bag tonight John.
你欠钱不还 You owe what you owe.
在你身上的古铜色变淡前 把钱都还清了 And by the time this tan's faded you wanna have paid.
- 你永远不会知道的-谁他妈的会还? - You never would've paid. - Who would pay for shit?
对呀 就是这样 Exactly. I mean we just had to.
你在这里干嘛? What the hell are you doing here?
怎么回事? What's up?
让我猜猜 你要我一脚把你踢出去? Let me guess my foot in your arse.
打牌 印第安斧哈利? Game o'cards. Hatchet Harry?
你应该好好休息的 小子 You're supposed to be getting your rest in boy.
你今晚要玩牌? You playing cards tonight son?
和哈利玩? With Harry?
别傻了 爸 我怎么会做这种事 Don't be silly Dad. I wouldn't have anything to do with that.
他哪来十万镑? Where did he get a hundred grand?
他有几个好伙伴 我的意思是他有几个好兄弟 He's got adhesive mates. I mean they're Iike brothers.
他们会帮他筹钱的 They've tossed up between 'em.
杰狄是他老爸 那房子是他的? And JD is his dad and owns the whole property?
没有贷款 没有负债 No mortgage no debts.
整栋该死的房子都是他的 Lock stock the fucking lot.
别担心 哈利 一切都在我的掌握之中 Don't you worry Harry. I've got it under control.
好 现在你去处理这件事 Good. You can get this under contol now.
看来艾普顿爵士没钱了 It seems that Lord Appleton Smythe has run out of money.
准备拍卖这些东西 and these little beauties are up for auction.
我可不愿意为了买它们 花25万 But I'm not paying a quarter of a million quid for 'em.
你知道我的意思吧 贝利? If you know what I mean Barry.
枪柜子里的东西一样都不要漏 全拿来 Make sure we get everything from inside the gun cabinet.
我不管你找谁下手 I don't want to know who you use
只要别找呆子就好了 as long as they're not complete muppets.
也别告诉他们这些枪值多少钱 And don't tell 'em what they're worth Barry.
"Spooky" # by Dusty Springfield
In the cool of the evening
When everything is getting kinda groovy
我们讲到哪儿了? Right where was we?
猎枪?就是用来打猎的枪? Shotguns. What like guns that fire shots?
你显然比较聪明 Oh you must be the brains then.
没错 就是用来打猎的枪 That's right guns that fire shots.
记得把枪柜子里的枪全拿来 Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet.
柜子里全是旧枪 那些就是我要的 There'll be a load of old guns. That's all I want.
除了柜子里的东西 其它的全是你的 Everything else outside the cabinet you can keep it's yours.
噢 谢谢你 Oh thank you very much.
我们当然希望能捞点好处 There'd better be something there for us.
那是做大房子 It's a fucking stately home
当然有油水可捞 of course there'll be something there.
- 比如说什么? - 比如说他妈的古董 - Like what? - Like fucking antiques.
古董? 我们哪懂古董啊? Antiques! What the fuck do we know about antiques?
- 我们专抢邮局 - 还有偷车 - We rob post offices. - We steal cars.
我们哪里懂古董啊? What the fuck do we know about antiques mate?
简单的很 看起来越旧的就越值钱 If it looks old it's worth money.Simple.
别再啰啰嗦嗦的 快点下手 So stop fucking moaning and rob the place.
我们的老板是谁? So who's the guv? Who are we doing this for?
你们只要知道老板是我就行了 You're doing it for me. It's all you need to know.
你们只需要知道这么多 You know because you need to know.
我懂了 这是件神秘兮兮的差事对吧 I see. One of those on a "need to know basis" things is it ?
就像007情报员那样 Like one of those James Bond films.
小心点 别忘了 是谁给你们这件差事 Careful remember who's giving you this job.
我要走了 得手后打电话给我 Right I'm off. Call me when you're done.
再见 Ta-ra.
真是他妈的北方猢狲 Fucking northern monkeys.
我讨厌这些自以为是的南方娘娘腔 I hate these fucking southern fairies.
艾德从小就开始打牌 Ed has been playing cards since he could lift 'em up.
他很快就发现自己天赋异禀 And he soon discovered that he had a big advantage.
不是说他很会玩牌 It's not that he's good with cards '
或是会算牌 or even good at counting them.
他很会察言观色 任何人最轻微的反应 It's that he's good with reading people's reactions'
都逃不过他的眼晴 no matter how subtle.
而每人都会有反应 And everybody has reactions.
尤其是牵涉到钱的时候 Especially when it comes to money.
Love is kind of crazy
With a spooky little boy like you
- 邀请卡 - 邀请卡? - Invitations. - Invitations?
就是那种印着你名字的小纸片 Yeah invitations you know four pretty white pieces of paper with your names on.
我们有十万张 上面印着女王头的小纸片 We got 100 000 bits of paper with the Queen's head on.
那行不行? Will that do?
只有你可以进去 其他人到隔壁的撒摩亚去 Just you. The others they can wait next door in Samoan Jo's.
撒摩亚?你说那间俱乐部?等等 Samoan Jo's? You mean the pub? Hold on
少讲一句我就不发飙 懂吗? Hold on to your fuckin' tongue and I'll hold on to my patience OK sonny ?
今天除了打牌的人之外 没有其他人可以进去 懂吗? No one in here tonight but card players and I do mean: no one.
晚安 费雪 唐 菲尔 Evening Fraser. Don Phil.
有点太戏剧化了吧? It's a bit dramatic innit?
这象征着什么吗? Is it supposed to be symbolic?
很明显的是为了保险起见 Apparently it's for security.
真的?我要早知道 就把拳击手套带来了 Yeah? I'd have brought my gloves if I'd have known.
你一定是杰狄的儿子艾德吧? You must be Eddy JD's son.
那你一定是哈利 抱歉 我不认识你老爸 You must be Harry. Sorry didn't know your father.
别担心 你继续胡扯的话 很快就可以见到他了 Never mind son you just might meet him if you carry on like that.
谭亚 好久不见 Evening Tanya. Been a while.
你好吗 艾德? All right Ed.
盖利 我们叫对方肯尼 Right we call each other Kenny OK, Gary?
知道了 肯尼 All right Kenny.
你不戴丝袜吗? You gonna put your stocking on or what?
我才刚花了120镑烫头发 I spent 120 quid on my hair.
我才不要把丝袜罩在头上 If you think I'm pulling a stocking over you're very much mistaken.
你不能什么都不戴吧 You're gonna have to put something on.
我们玩的是三张 各位 This is three card brag gentlemen.
三张3最大 接下来是三张A That means three 3s are the highest then three aces
然后依次算下去 then running down accordingly.
再下来是同花顺 同花 顺和一对 Then it's a running flush a run a flush and then a pair.
开牌的人不能看盖牌的人的牌 An open man can't see a blind man.
如果想要看对家的牌 就要拿出双倍的赌注 And it will cost twice the ante to see your opponent.
别想要出千 Now don't fuck around fellas.
你们知道游戏的规则 也知道我不容许作弊 You know the rules. And you know I won't stand for it.
你在干嘛? 放回去 What are you doing? Put that back.
我们是来偷枪的 We're here to rob the guns.
放回去 这反正是垃圾 Put it back - it's crap anyway.
快点 Come on.
这是什么样的酒吧? What sort of pub is this here ?
是撒摩亚酒吧 It's a Samoan pub.
那是什么? What's that?
是鸡尾酒 你们不是点了鸡尾酒吗? It's a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail.
不 我要你给我一杯饮料 No I asked you to give me a refreshing drink.
我没想到 你会端出一座热带雨林来 I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest.
在里面搞不好还会爱上一只红毛猩猩 You could fall in love with an orangutang in that.
想喝啤酒到酒吧去 You want a pint go to the pub.
这不就是酒吧吗? I thought this was a pub.
这是撒摩亚酒吧 It's a Samoan pub.
能不能叫他把电视关小声一点? Then whatever it is can you get your man to turn the TV down?
你可以问他 不过我劝你还是别惹他 You can ask him if you like. If I was you I'd leave him well alone.
把这拿走 给我一杯健怡可乐 Yeah. Get rid of that. Bring us a Diet Coke.
请问你能把电视关小声一点吗? Scuse me can you turn that TV down?
不 No.
噢噢! Oooh!
哇 哇 肯尼 Whoa whoa Kenny.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
我在逼问他们把钱藏在哪儿! I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
你这个呆子 你看不出他们没钱吗? You twat. Can't you see these people have got no money.
他们连新傢俱都买不起 They can't even afford new furniture.
我们枪都到手了 你是怎么回事? We've got the guns. What's the matter with you ?
我们每次下手 你都要烧别人的脚底 Every time we do a job you have to go burn people's feet.
你到底有什么毛病? What's wrong with you?
小心点 老傢伙 You wanna be more careful old fella.
你差点轰掉我兄弟的头 You very nearly took my man's head clean off with that.
你没事吧 肯尼? You all right Kenny?
肯尼? Kenny?
一万块盖牌 Ten grand blind.
两万块开牌 Twenty grand open.
赌注真高 Deep end eh?
我不跟了 Fold.
看到你的牌了! Gotcha!
两万块开牌 Twenty grand open.
我不跟了 I fold.
钱别一下花光了 Don't go spending that all at once boy.
该死 Bloody 'ell!
干嘛? What?
你不是说没有佣人吗 贝利? I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry.
枪到手了吗? Did you get those guns?
你该看看他是怎么对付 可怜的盖瑞的 You wanna see what they did to poor Gary!
盖瑞 盖瑞 Gary Gary.
你们枪到手了没? I said did you get those guns?
到手了 Yes we got them!
很好 我会再跟你们联络 Good. I'll speak to you later.
盖瑞 你听得到我说的话吗? Gary if you can hear me
回车上去吧 没事 Get back in the car now mate it's OK.
贝利 贝利! Barry Barry!
该死的南方浑帐! Fucking sodding shandy-drinking bastard!
盖瑞! Gary !
"Liar Liar" # by The Castaways
Liar liar pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire
Ask me baby why I'm sad
Been out all night Know you've been bad
Don't tell me different I know it's a lie
Come to me honey See how I cry
Why must you hurt me? Do what you do?
Listen here girl Can't you see I love you?
Make a little effort Try to be true
I will be happy Not so blue
Liar liar pants on fire
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire
You keep on telling me those lies
Still going out with other guys
还我钱 Give me my money!
把钱还给我!你这该死的家伙! Give me back my money! You fucking slags!
把钱还给我 Give me my money !
把钱还给我! Give me back my money!
还钱来! Give it back!
浑球!浑球! Wankers! Wankers!
别这样 拜托别坏掉 Come on you. Not now please.
不是现在!你这该死的混蛋! Not now! Oh you fucking bastard!
他妈的混蛋 Fuck you bastard.
我的天啊! Oh my good God!
这下我们要把你的钱全赢过来! We'll take you to the cleaners!
两万开牌 Twenty grand open.
三万 Thirty thousand.
轮到你叫了 艾德 Back to you already Eddie.
五万 Fifty grand.
八万 Eighty grand.
十万 One hundred grand.
听着 各位 我知道 Whoa whoa whoa. Look fellas I know
我知道你不跟 I know you're not in
所以你少废话 which means no one cares what you know.
25万 Two hundred and fifty.
赌注加的真高 That's quite a raise.
这表示我还再加15万 That's one hundred and fifty on my one hundred.
没错 你还有什么要说的吗? Yeah and is there anything else you want to say?
这让我进退两难 As you know this puts us in an awkward position.
我的钱不够了 I don't have enough to continue.
如果没有人借艾德钱的话 我们就要双方开牌 We will have to see both your cards if no one loans Eddie the money to continue.
没有人借钱我们就要开牌 It's a loan or we see both your cards.
我会 I will.
你会什么? You will what?
我会借你钱 I will loan you the money.
不 我宁愿开牌 No I think I'd rather just turn 'em over.
我不管你宁愿什么 I'm not interested in what you would rather.
我会继续加注 I wanna keep going.
我也会借你钱 I'm also offering you the money.
你能借到钱 所以我们不需要开牌 So we don't have to turn 'em over because you can borrow.
我需要25万 I need two hundred and fifty grand.
不 你需要50万才能跟我 No you need five hundred grand to see me.
那是我要跟的话 That's if I wanna see you.
显然你打不下去了对吧? Well you're gonna have a problem carrying on ain't ya?
我跟 I'll see you.
在我借你钱之前 我是说 OK before I loan you this I expect
如果你输的话 if you lose of course
一星期内要还钱 懂吗? my money back within a week.
礼拜天还钱 知道吗? Crystal? That's Sunday OK?
就这样? Is that it?
我们看看他的牌吧 Now let's see his fucking cards.
"l Wanna Be Your Dog" by The Stooges
So messed up I want you here
ln my room I want you here
Now we're gonna be face to face
And I'll lay right down in my favourite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Well come on!
小子 不舒服吗? Hello boy. Feeling a bit poorly?
我知道你的朋友 I know your friends
借给你了大部分的钱 are responsible for most of the cash.
我给你们一个礼拜的时间筹钱 So I'm gonna give you one week to find it.
我就砍下你和你朋友的一只手指头 Otherwise I will take a finger of each of you and your friends' hands
对于一个礼拜后每过一天还没有还钱 for every day that passes without payment.
等到你们手指头被砍光后 And then when you've run out of digits
你老爸的酒吧就不知道会怎样 your dad's bar and who knows what then.
明白吗 小鬼? All right my son?
"Why Did You Do lt?" by Stretch
I've been thinking about what you have done to me
The damage is much deeper than you'll ever see
Hit me like a hammer to my head ##
情况不妙 This doesn't look good.
他向朋友们解释目前的惨状 He then proceeded to explain the unfortunate position they were in.
一个礼拜后 哈利就要砍他们的手指 Harry was going to start sizing up all their fingers in a week.
因为他知道艾德是不可能 自己解决这么庞大的债务 Because he knew there was no way Ed could settle that debt on his own.
哈利认为既然出钱大家都有份 Harry saw it as their money on the table,
欠钱当然大家都有一份 so it was also their debt off the table.
艾德虽然不愿承认 但他很感激哈利这么想 Ed would hate to admit it but he could've kissed the old bastard for that.
因为他根本不想独力解决这笔债务 If he said he wanted to settle the debt on his own,
那样就撒谎了 it would have been a lie.
我希望他能让我 独力负担这笔债务 I wish to Christ he would've let me settle the debt on my own.
- 我要杀了他 - 别闹了 汤姆 - I'm gonna kill him! - Stop fucking about Tom.
好好想想我们要怎么办 坐下 Now think about what we're gonna do. Now sit down.
哈利到底是怎么回事? What's all the fuss about Harry?
我们为什么不干脆赖帐? Why don't we just boycott the payment?
让我跟你谈谈 印第安斧哈利的事 Let me tell you about Hatchet Harry.
以前有个叫史密斯罗宾森的人 为哈利工作 Once was this geezer called Smithy Robinson who worked for Harry.
但谣传他手脚不干净 But it was rumoured that he was on the take.
哈利要史密斯向他解释 Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation.
但史密斯支吾其词 Smithy didn't do a very good job.
过了几分钟 Within a minute
哈利很快就按捺不住 Harry's lost his rag.
他随手抓起手边的一只 Reached out for the nearest thing at hand,
15英吋长的假阳具 which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock.
居然把史密斯活活打死 He's then proceeded to batter poor Smithy to death with it.
这种死法还算死的好 Now that was seen as a pleasant way to go.
所以欠哈利钱就得还钱 Hence Hatchet Harry is a man you pay if you owe.
别担心 我会想办法的 Don't worry. I'll think of something.
I've been thinking about what you have done to me
lmages much deeper than you'll ever see
Hit me like a hammer to my head
I wonder were you pushed or were you led?
Why did you do it?
Why did you do that thing to me?
打高尔夫球 让散步的乐趣消失殆尽 Golf - the best way to spoil a good walk.
这是邱吉尔的名句 Winston Churchill said that.
这是个狗咬狗的世界 I say it's a dog-eat-dog world.
但我比你们两个狠多了 And I got bigger teeth than you two.
你的朋友好像有话要告诉我们 I think our friend is trying to tell us something.
也许没有 我再打一杆确定一下好了 Perhaps not. Perhaps I should take another swing just to make sure?
把五号铁杆给我 约翰 Give me a five iron John.
没问题 阿狗 Certainly Dog.
不要动 Now keep still.
戈登 你是不是有话要告诉我们? Yes Gordon is there something you'd like to tell us?
- 在火炉里 -闭嘴 你这个白痴 他会杀了你 - It's in the fireplace. - Shut it you idiot he'll kill.
是 继续说 戈登 Yes Gordon you were saying?
在火炉里 拉出来 就在最下面 It's in the fireplace. Just pull it out. It's in the bottom.
普兰克 在火炉里 拉出来 It's in the fireplace Frank. Just pull it out.
就在最下面 It's in the bottom.
阿狗 你来看看这个! Oh Dog I think you might wanna have a look at this!
你现在能放我下来了吧? You gonna let me down now?
不行 我们两个之间还没完呢 No I'm not finished with you yet.
刀子 Steel.
救命啊!救命啊! Help! Help!
天啊 阿狗 Oh Dog.
那是谁?才12点 Who the hell's that? It's only 12 o'clock.
叫他走铁门 是为此而设的 Use the cage that's what it's there for.
哪一位? Who is it?
我们做这么多保全措施 是有原因的 威利 We have got security for a reason Willie.
别担心 温士顿 是普兰克 Chill Winston. It's only Plank.
你们的货越来越出名了 知道吗? This weed's getting quite a rep you know fellas all right ?
放松 Easy.
天啊 Jesus!
我没看到你 Never saw you there.
你还开心吗? Hello love enjoying yourself?
她是不是晕了? Is she compos?
你说呢? What do you think?
啵! Boo!
我的妈啊 Fuck me!
把钱收一收 查尔斯 Clean that up Charles.
你去收 Sod you you clean it up.
对不起 各位但那个女人把我吓得半死! Sorry fellas but that stupid cow scared the fucking life out of me!
别管她了 你能不能让一让? Never mind. Can you just sit down stay out the way?
你要多少? Look how much is it you want?
半公斤 I'm after an half weight.
那要一千五 把秤拿来 Right. Well that's 1 500 then. Pass the scales Willie.
小杰 把大麻拿来 Give us some gear J.
先让我们看看钱吧? Any chance of actually seeing the money?
赔率是一百比一 The odds are 100-1.
我们只需要五千磅 All is we need is five grand.
我宁愿把钱赌在一匹瘸马身上 I'd rather put my money on a three-legged rockin' horse.
赔率之所以是一百比一 - 是因为它根本不会赢! The odds are 100-1 for a good reason Bacon - it won't win!
- 艾德呢? - 你说呢? - Where's Eddie? - Where do you think?
他已经连续大醉两天 The bottom of a bottle and has been for two days.
- 他受到的打击很大 -我们大家都大受打击! - It's hit him hard. - Yeah it's hit us all hard!
但他还得告诉他老爸 说他保不住他的酒吧 Yeah but he's got to tell his dad he's about to lose his bar.
听听这个 Listen to this one.
你可以开一家 "老玻璃俱乐部" You open up a company called "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club"
- 你说什么?- 你可以在同性恋杂志封面上 - You what? - You take out an advert in the back page of some gay mag
登广告 说要卖最新上市的假阳具 advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos.
你可以说它是 You sell it with I dunno
"无所不能 "Does what no other dildo can do until now"
最新的性学科技" "The latest and greatest in sexual technology"
还有"保证满意 否则退钱" 之类的废话 "Guaranteed results or money back" all that bollocks."
这种假阳具一个要卖25镑 Now these dilds cost 25 quid a pop
简直就是物超所值 that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients.
但他们把支票寄到另一家 They send their cheques to the other company name.
名称很普通的公司为了25英镑 Nothing offensive "Bobby's Bits" or something for 25 quid.
你把那张支票存在银行直到兑现 You take that 25 quid you stick it in the bank until it clears.
高明的就在这里 Now this is the smart bit.
25镑的支票退回去 You send back the cheque for 25 pound
从另一个公司. from the other company name
用"老玻璃俱乐部"开一张 告诉消费者很抱歉 "Arse Ticklers Faggots Fan Club" ,saying "We're sorry "
我们从美国已经订不到货了 因为它们在店里已经脱销了 we couldn't get the supplies from America, because they ran out of stock.
但有多少人 会去兑现那张支票? Now you see how many people cash that cheque.
一个都没有 Not a single soul.
因为没有人希望自己的银行知道 Because who wants their bank manager to know
"老玻璃俱乐部" 寄支票给他们 they tickle arse when he is not paying in cheques!
钱要多久才能回收? So how long do you have to wait till you see a return?
不会超过四个礼拜 Probably no more than four weeks.
一个月?那有什么用 我们要在六天之内筹到钱 不对 是在五天之内 A month ? So what fucking good is that if we need it in six - no five days?
不管怎么样这个点子很高明 Well it's still a good idea.
他也许知道我们抽得很多 也许降低了他的利润 He may know we smoke a lot burn a bit of profit but he can't have any idea
但他绝对不知道 我们手上有多少钱 how much hard currency we've accumulated.
连我都不知道 你知道吗? I don't know. Do you know?
我们可以揩点油 We can just slice it off the top.
你们知不知道 他是什么样的人啊? You guys have got to realise who this chap is.
他看起来很傻 但是很凶狠 He might look a bit silly but he's a fucking lunatic.
如果他怀疑我们揩油的话 If he gets the slightest inkling we're not throwing straight dice
我们两个就要尝尝 you and me are gonna know
被刀戳的滋味了 what the sharp side of a kebab knife feels like.
你也认识这些人啰? So you know these geezers well?
很熟 Well enough.
我向他们买货 买了好多年 I've been buying gear off one of 'em for a coupla years.
- 他们是什么样的人? -同性恋!不是很重要 - So what they like then? - Poofs! Nothing heavy.
四个小毛头 不是什么狠角色 Four public school boys soft as shite.
他们不过是 整天醉生梦死的嬉痞罢了 They ponce around in funny hippy clothes all day talking bollocks
他们唯一拿手的就是种大麻 they're just good at growing weed that's all.
他们的生意发展太快 自己都吃不消了 Business has got bigger than what they could handle.
他们不可能全都这么笨吧? They can't all be stupid can they ?
你想想 他们把钱全部放在鞋盒里 Think about it they got a container load of cash in shoe boxes
他们卖的是高级货 they're selling class A gear
你难道不认为背后有人撑腰? can't you figure out there's someone sensible involved ?
他们的保全设施如何? What about security?
他们有铁门但从不上锁 There's one steel gate as you go in but they never lock it.
从不上锁是什么意思? 那他们装铁门干嘛? What d'you mean they never lock it? Why've they got it for there then?
我去了不下50次 他们从不上锁 I must've been there 50 times, it's never locked.
毫无戒心 去找他们买货的 都是衣冠楚楚的有钱人 They're not suspicious. Everyone that goes there's a toff.
他们都相信 They're all into that karma crap,
"我不犯人 人不犯我"那套鬼话 "If l don't harm nobody nobody harms me" stuff.
他们不会报复? No way they can get back to you?
就算他们真的想报复也无从下手 他们太胆小了 - 我是个老手. Even if they could they'd be too shit scared - I'm a geezer.
他们手无缚鸡之力 没种的同性恋 They got no muscle ,gutless faggots.
想不想来一点? Fancy one?
干嘛找我们过来? 你找你老头了没? What's all the flapping about? You told the old man yet?
我希望能不要告诉他 Hoping I won't need to.
我有个计划 注意听好 I've got a plan. Now listen carefully.
- 两位好 - 哈利 - Hello boys. - Harry.
要不要喝一杯? Do you want a drink?
小朋友 要不要来根棒棒糖? Hello my son. D'you want a lolly?
你去死 同性恋 Piss off you nonce.
小鬼 讲话小心点! Oi watch it!
不 谢了 哈利 不用了 No thanks Harry. We're both all right.
好漂亮的枪 Nice shooter.
没错 是普兰公司出产的 Yeah one of a pair.Holland and Holland.
要不要试试看? D'you wanna hold it?
不 我不玩枪 谢了 No not my thing thanks Harry.
生意不错吧? 我猜这是我来的原因 Business good? I imagine that's why I'm here.
有四个小毛头需要你收拾 Four young fellas got in deeper than they could handle.
他们欠了我50万 They owe me half a million pound.
- 多少? -50万 - How much? - Half a million.
我加入 I'm game.
我也是 Me too.
天啊 Oh God!
我们在那里守株待兔 Right. We hit 'em as soon as they come back.
等他们回来就下手 We'll be prepared. Waiting.
他们有带武器 And they're armed.
什么?有武器? What was that? Armed?
你什么意思?他们有什么样的武器? What d'you mean armed? Armed with what?
口臭 脏话和鸡毛掸? Bad breath colourful language feather duster?
傻瓜 你任务他们有什么武器?当然是枪啰! What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns you tit!
枪? Guns ?
你从来没提过他们有枪 You never said anything about guns.
你先说是万无一失 A minute ago this was the safest job in the world.
现在居然变成军火大战! Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia!
肥皂 别这么没种 Soap stop being such a mincer.
- 我考虑过了 而且… -而且什么? - I've thought about that and - And what exactly?
我们只要找出 枪在谁身上就好了 And all we have to do is find out who's carrying 'em.
在谁身上? 搞不好他们全都有带 Carying them ? Well they could all be carrying 'em for what we know.
不 他们动手时 只有一个人身上有枪 No. Only one of 'em carries them going to the job.
所以回来的时候应该也一样 So I assume the same one will be carry 'em when they come back from the job.
应该也一样? Oh, you assume dear?
"应该"是万错之兄 And what did I say about assumption ,being the brother of all fuck-ups?
"应该"是万错之母 白痴 It's the mother of all fuck-ups you stupid!
之兄 之母… Well brother mother any other sucker.
还不都一样 It don't make any difference.
他们都有枪 而且会开枪! They're still fucking guns and they still fire fucking bullets!
肥皂 如果你有更高明的点子 能在五天之内筹到50万镑 Soap if you have a better idea how to get 500 000
麻烦告诉我们 in the next few days let us know.
同时 汤姆 In the meantime Tom
你去找胖子尼克 谈谈搬货的事 you talk to Nick the Bubble about shifting the weed.
- 草? - 这可不是一般的草 - Weed? - No it's not normal weed.
这是高级货 It's some fucked-up skunk Class A
我想也不敢 别说搬了 "l can't think let alone move" shit.
我不太喜欢 Doesn't sound very good to me.
我也是 但看你要的是什么 Oh neither me , it depends what flicks your switch.
这票规模很大 And the light is on and burning brightly for the masses.
你有没有认识什么人? Anyway do you know anyone?
认识一个 I know a man yes.
罗伊贝克 Rory Breaker.
不是那个满头卷发的疯子吧? Not that madman with an afro?
我不想跟他扯上任何关系 I don't want anything to do with him.
你不用出面 给我样品就行了 You won't have to. Just get me a sample.
办不到 No can do.
那是什么? 是不是在加德满都附近? What's that? A place near Kathmandu?
互相让步吧 Meet me half-way mate.
这是鸡汤 It's all completely chicken soup.
- 什么? - 像圣诞节一样合法 - It's what? - It's kosher as Christmas.
犹太人不过圣诞节 汤姆 Jews don't celebrate Christmas Tom.
别管那个 我还需要 No I never mind that. I'm gonna need some artillery too.
几只锯短的猎枪 Coupla sawn-off shotguns.
这有点难 这里是伦敦不是黎巴嫩 This is a bit heavy. This is London not the Lebanon.
你以为我是谁? Who d'you think I am?
你不是希腊人尼克吗? I think you're Nick the Greek.
按住 Hold those two.
我一般是不卖毒品的 I don't normally have anything to do with weed Nick.
但如果真有他说的那么好 But if it is what he says it is
我一公斤可以付三千五 I'll take it off him for three and a half grand a key.
但要真那么好才行 That is if it is what he says it is.
我不要看样品 I don't want to see it after a sample
也不要试 I don't want to touch it after a sample.
我让尼森跟你谈 I'll leave you in the capable hands of Nathan here.
他会跟你把细节搞清楚的 He'll sort out the details.
但我跟你讲清楚 But just let me tell you one thing
如果牛奶是酸的 If the milk turns out to be sour
我这猫儿决不会喝 I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it.
明白吧? D'you know what I mean?
- 罗伊贝克 -罗伊? - Rory Breaker. - Rory ?
我认识他 别小看他了 You don't know Rory. He's not to be underestimated.
我知道他看起来很蠢 He's a funny-looking fucker I know.
但他有着可爱的外表 But you've got to look past the hair and the cute cuddly thing.
却非常有欺骗性 It's all a deceptive fade.
几天前罗伊的电视坏了 A few nights ago Rory's roger iron busted.
所以他到酒吧里 去看足球赛的结局 So he's gone down the battle cruiser to watch the end of the football game.
没有人在看电视 所以他就转台了 No one's watching the custard so he switches the channel over.
一个死胖子走过去 A fat geezer's north opens.
换台跟他说 And he wanders up and turns the lizar over.
"去你的 到别的地方去看" "Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else."
罗伊知道势必会有一场血拼 Rory knows claret is imminent
但是又不想错过球赛 but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game.
所以他很冷静的拿起灭火器 So calm as a coma picks up the fire extinguisher
经过所有等着看好戏的酒客 walks straight past the jam rolls who were ready for action
走出去把灭火器放在门口 and plonks it outside the entrance.
然后点了酒吧里最烈的酒 He then orders an aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly
继续回去看球赛 in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer.
那胖小子说"妈的 我受够了" "That's fucking it " says the geezer.
罗伊说"你妈的说什么?" "That's fucking what?" says Rory.
他对着那个胖子吐了一口酒 And he gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty.
然后把点着的火柴丢到他身上 He flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest
那胖子一下成了大火球 and the geezer's lit up like a leaking gas pipe.
罗伊若无其事的 转过头去继续看球赛 Rory unfazed turns back to his game.
他的球队四比零赢了 His team's won too. Four nil.
你的头发 原来就是这个样子? Oh! ls your hair supposed to look like that?
- 对吗 矮子? - 别管这些 - All right short stuff. - Never mind short stuff.
下次我们再接这种工作 就要多收点钱 朋友 Listen the next time we do a job like this we're gonna want more money Barry.
否则就回去抢邮局 偷车 就那样! Or we're going back to post offices and cars. Fuck that!
其它的呢? Where's the others?
没有其它的了 There was no others.
别闹了 那些旧的枪在哪儿? Stop fucking around. The others ,the old ones.
我不知道你的意思 I don't know what you mean.
柜子里还有两把古董枪 在哪儿? There were two old guns there. Where are they now?
不在柜子里 Not in the cabinet there wasn't.
管家倒是拿了两把旧的毛瑟枪 Oh there was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying.
但那枪是我们的 我们已经卖了 But they were ours. We sold them.
你们最好赶快去把枪拿回来! Well you better un-sell 'em sharpish !
我们非卖不可 我们需要钱 We had to sell them. We needed the money.
我才不管 I am not fucking interested.
如果你们想要保住你们的手指 If you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got
最好赶快去把枪拿回来 快! I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
天啊! 这些枪会不会散开来啊? Jesus! lf I pick 'em up will they stay in one piece?
你从哪儿弄来的? Where'd you get them?
我自有办法 听着 汤姆 I got contacts. Listen Tom
你用这些枪指着我 我就会按照你说的去做 you point them at me. I'll shit myself or do whatever you say to do.
便可以为所欲为 Either way you get the desired effect.
我同意 它们看起来还不错 但是 Oh they look very nice I agree but
看起来好像不适合做案 对吧? well they're lacking in criminal credibility ain't they?
我搞不好还会被人笑 I might get laughed at.
这枪多少钱? How much d'you want for these muskets?
一把七百 700 each.
因为它们有七百年历史? And what's that - a pound for every year they been about?
我知道它们是古董 但我可不愿意花这种钱 I know they're antiques but I ain't paying antique prices.
有点太长了 对吧? They're a bit long ain't they?
锯短的卖完了 Sawn-offs are out.
现在的人都希望射程大一点 People want a bit more range these days.
射程? 我无意伤害人 Range ? I don't wanna blow the arse out of this country grounded
但是也不希望别人伤害我 but I don't want anyone blowing a raspberry either.
我希望看起来像个狠角色 I want to look fucking mean.
你看起当然狠 Of course you'll look mean.
真的很吓人 You'll look really scary.
足够了 买家联系好了吗? Enough about that. What about this geezer who sells drugs?
罗伊贝克已经准备就绪 Rory Breaker's standing by.
汤姆宝贝 你这次一定大捞一票 You stand to make a lot of money tubby Tommy?
我知道你很震惊 I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock.
但我可以告诉你 怎么解决这个问题 But let me tell you how this can be resolved
靠你的好父亲 by you the good father.
请说 Go on.
- 哈利喜欢你的酒吧 -那又怎样? - He likes your bar. - Yes
他要你的酒吧 He wants your bar.
那又怎样? And?
难不成还要我画图给你看? D'you want me to draw you a picture?
听着 那小子根本没搞清状况 Look that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.
这是我的酒吧 和他没关系 This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him.
我才不关心 What and I care?
别忘了你有机会可以 Remember you do have the luxurious advantage
救你儿子的命 of being able to sustain your son's life.
为了你的名声 And you do have a reputation,
所以我才委婉的说 so I'll choose my words very carefully.
麻烦你转告哈利 叫他吃自己吧 You tell Harry to go fuck himself.
现在 Now
我会认为你说这话 是因为惊吓过度 I'll put that down to shock.
仅此一次 Only once.
所以仅此一次放你一马 Only once can l or shall l let you get away with that.
你儿子三天之内要筹50万 Your son's got three days to find half a mill.
你最好赶快做出决定 But make up your mind which you prefer
你要你儿子还是要酒吧? your bar or your son.
普兰克先上 Plank goes in first.
他们有个从不上锁的铁笼 对吗? There's a cage but it's never locked is it Plank?
- 从不上锁 - 他们不锁的 - Never. - You don't wanna be .
他一进去就放其他人进去 All right once he's got himself set he gets the rest of us in.
他们为难我们 就开枪或什么的 Now we'll get nasty with a couple of'em shit 'em up ok or whatever.
他们应该不会惹麻烦的 Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems.
像是牛仔 但他们身边也是有武器的 Like any cowboys ,there'll be a few tools lying around.
得手后就会回来这里下货 When the job's done we come straight back here and unload.
便大功告成了 And Robert's your father's brother.
大家都知道了吗? Everyone savvy?
没问题 Sweet.
你看看这些 Have a look at these.
我们拿这些干嘛? And what are we supposed to do with these?
戴在头上 呆子 Put them on your head stupid.
天啊 Christ!
如果你认为我会以真面目示人 If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven
那你就大错特错了 and greet them with a grin on my face you've got another think coming.
那些傢伙是你的邻居 Now these fellas, they're your neighbours.
我想稍为伪装一下应该比较好 I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little.
你说的对 好主意 Right er yeah good thinking Soap. Well done.
我也带了武器 I brought weapons as well.
什么武器? Weapons? What do you mean weapons?
这些 These.
我的妈啊! Jesus!
收起来好吗? Let's keep 'em covered up.
你没有大一点的吗? Couldn't you get anything a bit bigger?
像这种吗? What like that?
怎么样? What d'you think?
你有病 I think you need help.
酒保 麻烦给我们几杯酒 Bar steward can we have a coupla drinks please.
你见到你老爸了吗? Have you seen your dad?
印第安斧派手下来过了 Hatchet sent one of his men round.
糟了 什么时候? Oh shit. When?
疯子 Crazy.
你这些是从博物馆偷来的吗? Where'd you get these a fucking museum?
希腊人尼克弄来的 Nick the Greek.
多少钱? How much did you part with?
两把共七百块 700 for the pair.
是用古希腊币付的吧? Drachmas I hope.
用鸡腿自保更安全 I'd feel safer with a chicken drumstick.
用这些有害无益 These are gonna do more harm than good.
汤姆 这些可以用吗? Jesus Tom. Do these work?
我不知道 不过看起来挺不错的 我还蛮喜欢的 I don't know. Look nice though don't they ? I rather like 'em.
你喜欢最重要了 Oh that's top of the list of priorities is that it?
小姐们 麻烦言归正传 Ladies back to more important issues if you don't mind.
我们只有两把真枪 就是这两把 We've only got two real guns - apparently that's what they are.
我们在隔壁找个地方躲起来 So we find a good place to hide next door.
我们等到时机成熟就一涌而上 We wait till it sounds out the right time then we jack-in-the-box
看起来凶神恶煞 制住他们 Iook nasty and stuff cocoon 'em in gaffer tape nick their van
抢他们车上的货 搬到我们车上然后回到这里来 swap the gear into the new van and bring it all back here.
只要我们动作够快 As long as we're all out of our hiding places quickly
就能攻其不备 it's the last thing they're gonna expect.
如果汤姆或其他人 想要踢他们几脚 Oh and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like giving 'em a bit of a kicking
我想应该无伤大雅 I'm sure it won't do any harm.
给他们吃点苦头 要不了他们的命 Yeah little bit of pain never hurt anybody.
如果你明白我的意思 If you know what I mean.
我还是觉得带刀是个好主意 Also I think knives are a good idea.
带几把亮晃晃的大刀 Big fuck-off shiny ones.
看起来能生剥鳄鱼皮的那种 Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile.
刀子比较好 刀子不会发出声音 Knives are good because they don't make any noise.
越安静就越好用 And the less noise they make the more likely we are to use 'em.
把他们吓得屁滚尿流 Shit 'em right up.
让他们知道我们不是闹着玩的 Makes it look like we're serious.
枪只能装样子 高手都是用刀 Guns for show knives for a pro.
肥皂 你是不是有不为人知的秘密? Soap is there something we should know about you?
我不晓得哪个更令人害怕 抢劫还是你的过去? I'm not sure what's more worrying the job or your past?
快点 小姐们 Come on girls.
他们要去哪儿?搬钢琴吗? Where the fuck are they going? Shift a piano?
这不是抢劫吗? I thought this was meant to be a robbery.
他们哪来的行头? Where'd they get those outfits?
好主意 Not a bad idea that.
我是普兰克 威利在吗? All right it's Plank. Is Willie there?
不 他不在 他出去了 No I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment.
也许你能帮忙 Perhaps you can help.
恕难从命 Perhaps I can't Plank if you know what I mean.
麻烦你开门 这样我就不用大吼了 Look if you could just open the door so I could talk without shouting.
帮不了你了 普兰克 I can't help you Plank.
开门对你有好处 I think you'll find it's in your interest.
你等一下 Hold on OK?
威利 普兰克来找你说有好处要给你 Look Willie it's Plank outside for you. He says it's in our interest.
我不管他是何方神圣 Listen I don't care if it's King-fucking-Kong
今天就是不准进来 he's not coming in here not today.
等等 我错的话纠正我 但是 Hold on. We are in business and correct me if I'm wrong but
我们不是在做生意吗? 现在生意上门了 that is business.
错了 这种瘟神不惹也罢 Corrected. That's a walking accident that we can do without.
他没问题的 他现在都大批买货 Jesus. He's OK He knows only to buy weights now.
我们至少可以赚上几千磅 We're looking at at least a couple of thou.
你觉得怎么样 温士顿? What do you think Winston?
下不为例 好吗? Willie this is the last time. All right?
你带着钱从后面出去 But you and the money are going out the back.
他要知道你在这 他会在这里赖上一天 If he knows you're here he'll be all day.
快把这里整理一下! And just clear this shit up!
- 现在吗? - 对 现在 - What now? - Yes! Now!
快点打发他 Just get rid of him quick.
马上来 All right. Just coming.
他在搞什么鬼? What the fuck is he doing?
快点 我可不想等上一天 Come on I can't wait out here all day!
好了 就来了 All right. Just coming.
我还以为你会让我等一整天 I thought you was gonna leave me out there all day.
我不晓得你还是搬家的 I didn't know you were a removals man Plank.
活到老学到老 铁门怎么上锁了? Lives and learns don't ya? Keep the gates locked now here?
以后都是这样 世风日下 Ya sorry. Gotta do business like this now.
不小心也不行 Can't be too careful these days.
我知道了 I know.
闭嘴 再说一句话 我就轰掉你的右耳 接下来就是左耳 Shut it! You say a fucking word the right ear goes another one and your left!
- 你搞什么鬼 普兰克? -你说呢? - What are you doing Plank? - What do you think I'm doing?
你觉得我在做什么? Hang on what are you doing?
你又在做什么?开门 快开门! Unlock the gate! Oi! I say unlock the fucking gate!
快 快 快 快上! That's it. Go go go! Fucking move!
你在搞什么鬼? What the fuck's going on?
别急 我拿到钥匙了 Just hang on I've got the keys.
铁门锁上了 我真不敢相信 The gate's locked! I thought they weren't gonna let the fucking gate locked.
你把这娘娘腔怎么样了? What've you done to Fauntleroy?
我没碰他 他自己昏倒了 I didn't touch him. He just passed out.
把门关起来 你希望别人都看见我们吗? Don't you stand there. Get the fucking door shut! D'you want the world to see this?
下面怎么回事? What's going on down there?
该死的! Shit!
查尔斯 去拿枪 Charles get the rifle out.
我们被人耍了 We're being fucked.
一定是这把 It must be this one.
把它放下 普兰克 把钥匙给我 Hold that gun. Plank give me the keys. Give me the keys Plank.
枪别对着我 对着里面! Don't point that at my bollocks! Point it in there!
我居然找了一群白痴共事 Planks of wood. I'm working with fucking planks of wood.
该死 Shit !
那是什么? What the fuck is that?
- 那是什么? -这是我的枪! - What the fuck's that? -I's me bren gun!
你为什么不带点 比较实用的来? Don't you think you could've brought something a little bit more practical?
不准动 否则我就杀了你们 Don't none of you slags move. I'll kill the fucking lot of you!
你要杀谁?里面根本没有人 Who you gonna kill Plank? There's no one fuckin' there?
他们开枪射我 Aaagh! They fucking shot me!
那就回敬他们啊 Well shoot 'em back.
天啊 普兰克! 烟怎么这么大? Jesus Plank! Couldn't you get smokeless cartidges?
我什么都看不到了! I can't see a bloody thing !
妈的!我中弹了 Aaagh! Shit I've been shot.
我真不敢相信 拜托你们别再中弹了 I don't fucking believe this. Could everyone stop getting shot?
坐下 把伤口压住! John sit down and patch yourself up you tart!
白痴 那是气枪 It's a fucking air rifle!
- 那是什么鬼东西? - 是我的枪 - What the fuck was that? - Well that was the bren gun.
你敢再开枪 我就宰了你 懂吗? You fire that gun again you're a dead man. Understand? Dead!
- 不准回嘴 你开枪就死定了!- 好的 好的! - No ifs no buts you're a fucking dead man! - All right all right!
这件事让我头痛死了 我他妈的枪呢? I've got bollock ache with this. Where's my fucking gun?
麻烦各位注意一下 首先我要轰掉他的脚趾 All right. Now I've got your attention. Firstly I'm gonna blow his toes off.
他的脚趾已经被轰烂了 There go his toes.
如果你们希望 我在五分钟内离开的话 Now if you want me out of here in five minutes flat
就开门 否则我就轰掉他的腿! open the fucking gate 'cause I'm gonna blow his leg off!
我们开门就死定了 They're gonna fucking kill us if we do man.
我们不开门 阿杰就完了 他可不是闹着玩的 Poor J'll certainly get it if we don't. He's serious.
快点! 我快没耐性了 I'm losing patience. Hurry up girls!
好的好的! It's all right all fucking right!
威利 他不知道你在这儿 Willie he doesn't know you're here just.
你快想个办法 Sort something out.
你的同党也全出来 这才乖 And all your friends there's a good lad.
- 我们只有三个人 -我不相信 - There's only three of us here. - I don't believe you.
- 我要轰掉他的腿 -我说的是真的 真的只有我们三个 - Fuck I'm gonna blow his leg off. - I mean it. There's only three of us!
- 普兰克 - 对 另一个人出去了 - Plank? - Yeah one of 'em's out.
开门 Now open the gate.
快起来 乖孩子 Up up up there's a good lad.
约翰 把他们绑起来 普兰克 钱在哪? John get them tied up. Plank where's the money?
在那些鞋盒里 There in those shoe-boxes.
- 在哪里?- 在后面 - Where? - Out the back.
- 大麻呢? -在后面 - And the weed? - Out the back.
- 指出来-用什么? - Point. - With what?
- 用你的手 快点! -我被绑住了 - Your fucking hands now! - I'm tied up.
那就用头 Well nod your head or something!
你去看看 Check it out.
普兰克 叫保罗去发动车子 Plank get Paul out that van lively.
刀子 Knife.
我要砍他 我确定他要死了 I'm gonna cut him. Make sure he knows he's dead.
你还好吗?米克 How you doing Mick?
你说我好不好 他差点把我的手砍下来 How d'you think I'm doing? He's fucking nearly chopped my arm off.
我的天啊 Jesus Christ.
我的天啊 Gordon Bennett.
这里是怎么回事? What the fuck's been going on here?
闭嘴 犹太圣诞节 Shut up you idiot. It's Hanukkah.
别呆呆的站在那儿 Don't just stand there.
你的袋子装得下吗? Look at the bags can you fit it all in?
很多耶 我的车装不下这座森林 There's a lot I can't get Epping Forest in my van.
不能 我不要听这种话 'Can't'. I don't hear 'can't'. Bollocks to 'can't'.
就算跑两趟也要全装走 You'll fit it all in if you have to make two trips.
废话! Bollocks!
你已经吃罚单了 不快开走我们就把你的车吊走 You got a ticket already. Now if you don't move it we will move it for you.
- 我马上好 - 你已经停了15分钟 - I'll only be a minute. - You've already been 15.
- 过来看看 - 看什么? - Look come and have a look. - At what exactly?
- 我已经装了一半的货 - 那又怎样? - Well the van's half full. - So?
- 货装满后 我要把你装上去 So all I've got to do is fill it up put you in it
- 什么? What?
然后我就走人 and I'm off.
你这次能够多拿一袋吗? Do you think you can carry more than one bag this time?
- 不行 我的脖子好痛 - I can't. My neck Dog.
- 还有几袋? - 不多了 - How many more bags ? - Just a couple.
米克 你死了吗? Mick you dead yet?
等我修理完他之后就会没事的 I'll be all right. Once I've dealt with that lanky prick.
别太大声 Do it quietly.
该说再见了 It's time to say "Goodnight nurse".
她是从哪儿冒出来的? Where the fuck did she come from?
把她绑起来 我们走吧 That is it. Tie her up. We're out of here.
没有像你这么白痴的人了 把它给我们 Not like that you idiot. Give it us here.
你在干嘛 艾德? What you doing Ed?
要来点么? D'you want one?
我他妈的不要 现在还泡什么茶? No I fucking don't. You cannot make a cup of tea Edward.
大英帝国就是靠茶起家的 The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea.
是啊 结果有什么下场? Yeah and look what happened to that.
如果你认为我没有来一杯就上战场 你就大错特错了 And if you think I'm going to war without one mate you're mistaken.
上什么战场? Going to war with what?
你这白痴是不是忘了带枪了? Have you forgotten those guns you dozy prat?
你们逃不掉的 You won't get away with this.
- 那是什么? -交通警察 - Paul what's that? - It's a traffic warden.
我知道 他在车上干嘛? I can see it's a fuckin' traffic warden what's he doing in the back of the van?
他正要叫拖车来 He was gonna call the cozzers.
很好 我们待会儿再来处置他 Fair enough - we'll deal with him later.
情况如何 汤姆? How we doing Tom?
很好 Right as rain.
等我处理好计程车行再说 I'm just gonna take care of the cabs.
保持联络 Keep us posted.
你们跑不跑飞机场? All right mate do you do airports?
我们要躲在哪儿? Where the hell are we gonna hide?
别把事情搞的太复杂 躲起来就是了 Don't complicate things. Just hide.
准备 We're on.
好重啊! They weigh a pound or two!
闭嘴 退后! Shut up and back up!
转身 Spin round big boy.
该死的! Fuck!
趴下 趴下! Stay down. Stay down!
把他们手绑起来 嘴巴帖起来 Tie 'em up. Tape 'em up. Hands and face.
你给我坐下 On the floor!
趴在桌上 Bend over the fucking desk.
车钥匙给我 Keys. I want keys now.
你逃不了的 I'll find ya.
当然 亲爱的 'Course you will sweetheart.
我会找到你的 I'll find ya.
你以为这是躲猫猫吗? What d'you think this is? Fucking hide-and-seek?
搜他的身 That one. Search that one.
当你顺利的完成之后 我会见你的 Right I'll see you in the van when you've finished with handsome here.
上帝呀 还蛮顺利的嘛 Jesus. That wasn't too bad was it?
等我冷静下来再告诉你们 When the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you know.
贝肯 去看看我们抢到了什么 Bacon see what we've got.
我们来看看吧 Let's have a butchers ey?
这次中大奖了 We've hit the jackpot lads.
这里大麻多的数不清 We've got God knows how much of this stinking weed.
还有一大堆钱 A shitload of cash.
和一个交通警察 And a traffic warden.
什么? What?
天啊 艾德 我们车上有个交通警察 Jesus Ed. We got a traffic warden.
他还活着 I think he's still alive.
他好像在流血 He's got claret coming out of him somewhere.
他们抓个交通警察干嘛? What did they want with a traffic warden?
我不知道 不过我们不需要他 I don't know. I don't think we need him.
把他打昏丢出去 Knock him out and dump him at the lights.
打昏他?什么意思?用什么? Knock him out? What d'you mean knock him out? Knock him out with what?
我不知道 用点想像力嘛 I don't know! Use your imagination.
不是摸他 是揍昏他 Don't touch him up. Knock him out.
小心我揍昏你 I'll knock you out in a minute!
你要打昏他就自己动手 Look you wanna knock him out you knock him out.
我最恨交通警察 I fucking hate traffic wardens.
你该去拜访一下 我们的年轻朋友了 克利斯 It's about time you gave my young friends a visit Chris.
明天就是期限 他还没有消息 Tomorrow's the day and mum's the word.
我可不能坐视不管 Now I can't have that can l Baz?
对 你不能 No Harry you can't.
我的意思是它是种权利 I mean it's a liberty.
我不能有这种权利 对吧? And I can't have a liberty taken can I Chris?
对 你不能 No Harry you can't.
我等的都发火了 I mean it's enough to give me the arsehole.
我不能发火 对吧? And I can't have the arsehole can l boys?
没错 No Harry you can't.
好了 搬完了 All right that's it. We're done.
我们走吧 We're off.
艾德 你觉得把这些东西 搬到你家去好吗? Here Ed are you sure it's a good idea taking this back to yours?
我们只能带到我家去 他们绝对不会去那儿找 Why it's the only place we can take it and the last place they're gonna look.
反正我们已经得手了 打胜仗了 Anyway fuck it. The battle is over and the war is won.
汤姆 你把这些 拿去给胖子尼克 然后我们尽快脱手 Now Tom you take this to Nick the Bubble and we get rid of it quick.
这些是最好的货了 This skunk is as good as it gets.
好 我们买了 不过半价 All right. We'll take it. Half price.
他会不爽的 I don't think he'll like that.
你开价一公斤三千五很公道 And you said three five a key. And and you know that's a good price.
那是我昨天开的价 That was yesterday I said three and a half.
现在已经是今天了 And now it's today if I'm not mistaken.
我们明天出半价 We'll take it tomorrow. Half price.
如果他想尽快脱手 就得买帐 If he wants to get rid of it quick he'll have to take it.
赛车待会儿就开始了 你不介意的话 Now look I've got a race coming up in a minute so if you'd just be kind enough to
蓝尼 Lenny
把这些货拿去 给白雪公主和三个小科学家看 take that round to Snow White and the three little chemists.
他们应该有些看法的 They should have a gander of that.
我要听听他们的意见 I want a second opinion.
有点不对 闻起来好臭啊 Hang on a minute Nathan something stinks.
是你的古龙水 Yeah your fucking aftershave.
去你的 Fuck you funny man.
天啊 救救我 For God's sake help me.
我痛死了 我太痛了 天呀! I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain Jesus!
进去的时候小心点 Go in slowly Nathan.
你去死 你先走 Fuck you funny man. You go first.
你快进去! Just get the fuck in there will you ?
我要你们搜搜这里有没有窃听器 要仔细的搜 I want this house searched for bugs I mean I want it stripped.
搜干嘛? 就算有 也早就被他们带走了 Where is the poin in that ? Even if there was a bug they'd have taken it with 'em.
现在动脑有点太迟了吧 It's a bit late for you to start thinking John.
任何蛛丝马迹都不能放过 If it's a possibility that's good enough for me.
等你们搜完这里之后 我要你们严刑拷打 I want you to strip this place. I want every slag this side of Ceylon pulled in.
路上的人渣 And tortured badly.
我要知道是谁干的 I want to know who's responsible for this
否则唯你们是问 otherwise I'm gonna hold you all responsible.
收获不错 Not a bad day.
那堆钱可以打发哈利了 That pile takes care of Harry.
还剩多少? What's left over?
让我数数 Give me half a chance to count it.
这些毒品怎么办? What about this gear then ey?
你们要不要来一口? Oh what you want a toke on that?
我才不要抽那种鬼东西 No. I don't think I want any of that horrible shit.
赶快数完好去喝酒 Can we lock up and get drunk now please?
我们射中其中一个的喉咙 We shot one of them in the er throat.
你要我颁奖给你吗? What d'you want a medal?
要是我的货拿不回来 我就要射中你的喉咙 I'll shoot you in the fuckin throat if I don't get my ganja back.
被你打中的那个人 还在那里吗? The one you shot. Is he still in there now?
不 那是另一个 No it was another one.
那还差不多 他在哪儿? That's more like it. Where is he?
被他们带走了 Well they they took him with them.
他还没死 He's still still alive.
你是用什么枪打他 气枪吗? What did you shoot him with? An air gun?
我们是种大麻的 不是佣兵 Look we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
可不是 You don't say.
会是谁? 我们要从哪儿下手 罗伊? Who could it be? Where do we start Rory?
叫我贝克先生 Mr Breaker.
今天我叫贝克先生 Today my name is Mr Breaker.
你认为这是巧合吗? You think this is a coincidence?
那个人偷我的货 This white shite steals my things
还想卖回来给我! and thinks that he can sell it back to me!
他比你还蠢 蓝尼 He's got less brains than you Lenny!
马上去把那个 Get Nick - the greasy wop
死胖子尼克抓来 shistos pezavengy gammore Greek bastard round here now.
如果他愚蠢得还待在这星球上的话 If he's still stupid enough to be on this planet.
Come with me I'll fill you with desire
Take my hand and we'll walk this land together
你的愚蠢也许正好救你一命 Your stupidity might be your one saving grace.
嗯？ Uuh?
少来这套 希腊小子 Don't uuh me Greek boy.
你那些不知死活的同党 How is it your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends
居然笨到 想把我自己的大麻 thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis
卖给我? and then sell it back to me?
这是向我宣战吗? Is this a declaration of war?
这是我们黑人听不懂的 白人笑话吗? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get?
因为我觉得他妈的一点都不好笑 尼可拉斯 Cause I'm not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!
我想你大概不知道我的地位 I know you couldn't have known my position
因为你没有傻到 cause you're not that stupid that if you did
搔着屁股回到这儿来 you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse
还装着一副什么都不知道的样子 with that "what's going on here" look slapped all over your Chevy Chase.
但是你知道这些浑球住在哪儿 But what you do know is where these people live.
如果你敢骗我 我就杀了你 If you hold back anything I'll kill you.
如果你敢耍我 或我认为你在耍我 我也杀了你 If you bend the truth or I think you are bending the truth I'll kill you.
如果你忘了 我也会杀了你 If you forget anything I'll kill you.
事实上你要很努力 才能保住小命 In fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick.
我说的话你听懂了没? Now do you understand everything I've said?
因为如果你不懂 我就杀了你 Because if you don't I'll kill you.
希腊先生 现在开口说吧 Now Mr Bubble and Squeak you may enlighten me.
我们有麻烦了 对不对? So we've got a bit of a problem don't we?
对 是的 Er well yeah yeah we do.
事实上 我们这次麻烦大了 对不对? Yea yeah we do. In fact this is a little bit more than looking a bit of a problem isn't it ?
这是麻烦中的麻烦 On the scale of things you could say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems!
事情为什么会这么棘手 And the reason it's such a mon-fucking-struosity of a problem is
是因为你们连是谁干的都不知道是吧? you don't have the first idea who did this to us have you?
我们忙了一整个晚上 不是这里的人干的 Dog we've we've been up all night. It's no one from round here.
我们全查过了 We've had 'em all lined up against the wall.
如果是这里的人干的 我们会知道的 If it was a toerag from round the manor we'd know.
- 我不知道 -你们知道?你们知道吗? - We'd know. - You'd know? You'd fucking know?
搞不好就是隔壁邻居干的! You wouldn't know if it was the next door fucking neighbours!
去找他们 滚出去! Now get out there and find them!
我不想再看到你们 一群笨蛋! I'm sick of the fucking sight of you! Get out of the fucking sight! You look shit!
疤面煞星 -我看过这电影 "Scarface" - I've watched "Scarface".
你想知道怎么贩毒 就要看疤面煞星 If you want to know how to do a drug deal you watch "Scarface".
这倒让我们有了不少信心 That really inspires confidence.
- 这个罗伊贝克-罗伊贝克? - This guy Rory Breaker - Rory Breaker ?
矮黑人罗伊贝克? The psychotic black dwarf with an afro?
没错 就是他 That'll be the same man yes.
- 我听说过他 他他妈是个疯子 I've heard of him , he's a fucking lunatic.
如果他付得起我们要的价钱 Well he can afford to do the deal at the price we're selling.
就不会耍我们 It's not worth him giving us any trouble.
因为他知道 我们会让他吃不了兜着走 Cause he knows we'll be a pain in the arse. And who needs a pain in the arse?
如果为了五十万 我宁愿吃不了兜着走 I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid.
你为了占便宜什么都愿意做 You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles.
汤姆 你越胖越可悲 Tom the fatter you get the sadder you get.
你们能不能别打情骂俏了? Will you two stop flirting for a minute?
我们还钱给哈利之后 After we pay Hatchet this deal puts us up
每个人还可以分到近20万镑 nearly 200 000 pounds each.
一个早上有这样的进帐 蛮不错的 That's not bad for a morning's work I think you'll agree.
钱在他们手上 So they had the cash.
毒品也是 And the puff.
数数看 Cheeky bastards. Count it.
好多钱啊 Shit Dog. There's a lot.
你不想回去数吗? Do you want to do it next door?
我们去下一个门 We're not going next door
直到我们收拾了他们再回去 till we've flayed them dead men walking.
我到楼上数 We'll count it upstairs.
我可不希望进来 看到你们在揩油 I don't want them to see you fingering the money when they walk through the door
阿狗 听着 Dog look
居然敢太岁头上动土 Give it us here dozy bastard.
把枪准备好 Check your guns. Get yourselves well hid.
等他们进门就开枪 You wait till they get right inside the door then you give it to'em.
把他们的枪给我 你们用自己的 Give me them shooters you can use your own.
干嘛? Yeah.
这样接电话不太好吧 That's no way to answer the phone.
是你吗 狄恩? Is that you Dean?
不 我是劳德鲁坎 不是我还会有谁? No it's Lord fucking Lucan. Who do you think it is?
有什么可以效劳的? What can I do for you?
还记得我卖给你的枪吗? 还给我 You know those guns I sold you I need them back.
不太可能 我不会再见到那些枪了 Not likely I'm afraid. I don't think I'll be seeing them again.
我可以付你钱 Look I've got the money to pay for them.
我相信 但你不懂 I'm sure you do. But don't think you understand.
我不会再见到买枪的人了 I ain't gonna be seeing them or the guns again.
要不回来了 We can't get them.
那就没办法了 If we can't get them we can't get them.
你们一定要把枪要回来 Well you'll have to fucking get them.
我们说好枪柜子里的东西归你 We made a fucking deal for everything inside the cabinet.
无论怎样 我才不管 Inside out-fucking-side I don't give a shit.
- 去把枪拿回来 否则 -否则怎样? - You get those guns because if you don't - Oh yeah Bazza or what ?
你听过 哈利隆斯戴尔 吗? Have you heard of Harry Lonsdale?
又称"印第安斧哈利" Otherwise known as "Hack You Up With an Hatchet Harry"?
现在 Well this is
是007需要知道的时候了 James Bond need-to-know time.
和魔鬼共舞时 你只能等着音乐结束 When you dance with the devil you wait for the song to stop.
知道我的意思吧? Know what I mean?
找到他们 拷问他们 杀了他们 I mean find 'em torture 'em and kill 'em.
把该我的东西拿还给我 And bring back what belongs to me.
否则你们家人就完了 Because if you don't your family's bang in trouble.
那是谁? Who was that?
那就是印第安斧哈利 That was Harry Horrible Hatchet.
天啊 我听过这个人 Jesus I've heard of him.
我们惨了 我们卖掉的枪是他的 Shit they were his fucking guns we sold.
我们非找到枪不可 We've got to find them.
别废话了 尼克 枪在哪儿? Now no fucking about now Nick. Where can I find those guns?
六只黑公鸡和一只白猫 Six black cocks and a little white kitten
站在在路边 sitting on the side of the road.
我们这次要干的漂亮 We're gonna do a proper decoration job.
要把伦敦搞得天翻地覆 I want the grey skies of London illuminated.
我要血染他们的巢穴 I want that house painted red.
有个妓女站在街角? All right there's this brass standing on the corner right?
一个侏儒带着皮箱过来 Dwarf walks up to her carrying a suitcase
温士顿要跟我们一起 Winston there is gonna come along
看看能不能指认他们 and see if he recognises any of them.
你们要提高警觉 Now watch out for these fellas
这些傢伙还颇有军火 而且下手不会迟疑 they've got a bit of an arsenal and they don't mind using it.
我把她的裤子脱下来 and I'm taking down her panties
大家都知道自己的任务了吗? Now does everyone here know what they got to do?
知道了 Yeah.
怎么回事? What the fuck is going on?
你是不是有东西要给我? You got something here for me have you?
快点交出来 Come on chop-chop.
多谢了 Thank you very much.
- 枪在他手上 快去抢 - 为什么要我去? - He's got the guns.Go ahead you get them. - Why me?
你不是很狠吗 You're supposed to be the hard case
- 你去拿枪! 我负责开车! You go get the guns! I drive the car!
好孩子 Good boy.
- 去抢枪 - 我不干 你去 - Go get the fucking guns. - I'm not going get the fucking guns! You get the fucking guns!
你个笨蛋. You fucking big.
把枪包起来 All right. Wrap them guns up.
数钱 Count the money.
系安全带 Put your seat belt on.
我们不去拿枪就死定了 Fucking guns we've got to get the fucking guns or we're dead!
所以我上了在咳嗽的那个 so I made sure I fucked the one that was coughing.
你给我下车!啊啊啊啊啊! Out of the car you yuppy fucker! Aaaaaaaagh !
他就是被我打中脖子的那个 He's the one we shot in the neck.
是吗 植物学先生? Is that right Mr Botanical?
天啊 Jesus!
我真不敢相这里是怎么回事? I don't believe this. What the fuck has happened here?
天啊 Jesus.
钱和毒品 The money. The gear.
惨了 This is fucked.
钱和毒品都没了 No money. No weed.
全被一堆尸体取代了 It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
别慌张 让我们好好想想 All right. Don't panic. Let's think about this.
你去想吧 No fuck that you can think about it.
我要慌张的离开这里 I'm panicking and I'm off.
你这枪是哪里来的? How did you get your hands on these then?
是那些年轻人的 The boys had 'em.
我知道你喜欢这种东西 I know you like these sort of things
所以带来给你看你要不要 wondered if you wanted 'em.
我要了 Yeah I'll have 'em.
- 钱拿的顺利吗? - 还算顺利吧 - Was it hard getting the money? - Not especially.
但触怒了几个人 Upset a few characters though.
你数过了吗? Have you counted it?
一镑也不差 Yeah it's all there to the pound.
- 他们本来就打算付钱啰? - 好像是的 - And they were gonna pay? - Looks like it.
但谁晓得 大好机会就在眼前 But who knows? The opportunity was there.
根据我的经验 这种机会不可白白放过 In my experience it's best to take that opportunity if it's there.
干的好 克利斯 Good work Chris.
我们非拿到枪不可 We've got to get those guns.
那太危险了 我们不知道 里面的人是谁 This is dangerous shit there. We don't even know who lives there.
我才不管 我只知道 Listen I don't care who lives there!
哈利隆斯戴尔 色情之王 All's I know is that it's preferable to death by Hatchet.
说的对 我们上吧 Fair enough. Let's go.
这样做不太好吧 I don't think it's the right move.
不然酒吧和我们的 It's either that
手指就完了 the old boy's place and we lose a digit daily.
- 我打电话给他 - 他才不在乎呢 - I'm gonna phone him. - As if he'll care.
他当然会在乎 那钱本来就是他的 He'll care all right? That was supposed to be his money.
至于他关不关心我们 就是另一回事了 Whether he cares about us or not is different.
电话拿来 Pass me the phone.
喂 是你吗 小子? Yeah? That you boy?
没错 我是艾德 It's Ed if that's what you mean.
今天该付钱了 对吧 Pay day ain't it?
没错 我要跟你谈谈这件事 Yeah I wanted to talk to you about that.
我想也是 I'll bet you do.
我收到50万镑 I got half a million nicker sitting here
表示有人损失了50万 which means some poor sod doesn't.
你惹火了不少人 You've been upsetin' a few people boy.
但那不是我的事 But that really isn't my concern is it?
我关心的是你手上那两把枪 What does concern me is the guns you had.
我要跟你谈谈它们的事 I want to talk to you about that.
现在马上给我滚过来 我是说现在! So get your arse over here now. And I do mean now!
浑蛋! 这个该死的浑蛋! Bastard! You fucking bastard!
你他妈的在这里干什么? What the fuck are you doing here?
干的好 我们这一票赚了不少钱 Job well done. We made a few quid out of that one.
儿子? Son ?
发了一笔小财是吧? Made a few quid did you?
我的东西在哪里? Where's what I want now?
你没事吧? You all right down there mate?
很好笑 我的东西在哪儿? Very fucking funny. Where's what I want?
我放在办公室里 I've just left it in the office.
就和我到办公室走一趟 Well we'd better go to the office and get it
如果你想保住你儿子的小命 that is if you want your son to see his next birthday.
- 快点 -好的 很公平 - Now chop-fucking-chop. - All right. Fair enough.
你要去哪儿? Where you going?
开车30秒 走路要五分钟 It's a thirty second drive or a five minute walk.
而且我不想把车停在这儿 会吃罚单的 I couldn't have parked outside I'd have got a ticket.
我想你不在乎 对吧? I suppose that don't matter now does it?
小心点 Just be careful.
好 Right.
你和我去 You and me.
谁和你? You and who?
你知道怎么开门 汤姆 You know where the door handle is Tom.
"The Payback" # by James Brown
Pay back
That's it pay back.
Revenge I'm mad
Get down with my girlfriend
That ain't right
别 又来了 Oh no. Not again.
我受够了 我要走了 That's it. I'm off.
汤姆 那是我们的袋子 Tom that is our bag.
- 艾德 - 等等 - Ed ! - Hold on.
这是我们的袋子 This is our bag.
就是那个 我们走吧 That's it. We're off.
- 我们车上见 我把枪拿上 - 汤姆 别闹了 - I'll see you in the car. I'm gonna take these guns. - Tom don't fuck about!
- 我们车上见 - 汤姆 一下就好 - I'll see you in the car. - Tom ! - It'll only take a minute.
怎么回事? What is going on?
我不知道 不过我知道 没有哈利了 I don't know but what I do know is there's no more Harry.
这表示我们也不再欠债 Which means there's no more debt.
没有欠债就没有麻烦 And if there's no more debt there's no more problem.
我们和邻居之间没有纠纷 因为他们都死了 And there's no problem with the neighbours - because they're all dead.
我相信这表示我们没做错事 And I think if I get this right
而且可以安全脱身 we haven't done anything wrong and we're in the clear.
从来没有人对我这么没有礼貌 Never ever has anyone been as fucking rude to me
像你这个该死的笨蛋! as you YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
你没事吧? You all right mate?
你这个小浑蛋 Cheeky bastard!
汤姆这下子进退两难 Now this was an embarrassing position for Tom to be in.
但是克利斯不得不面对 But Chris had to respect the fact that he was holding
他拿着装满子弹猎枪的事实 what appeared to be a pair of loaded shotguns.
但是汤姆也不得不面对 自己子弹没有上膛的窘境 And Tom had to respect the fact that they were not loaded.
在双方都不太丢脸的情况下 So without anybody losing too much face
汤姆从侧门走了 克利斯带着钱走了 Tom left through a side door and Chris left with the money.
其他的人则被全数被捕 And everybody else got arrested.
他不是他们一伙的 He's not one of 'em.
Sitting in the cheap seats underneath the stars
I'm heading back to base
I'll drop you off at mars
你爸想跟你说话 艾德 I think your dad would like a word with you Ed.
其他人呢? Where are the others?
他们昨天就被放出来了 现在在酒吧 They got out yesterday. They're back at the bar.
I'm a man machine
Takin' gasoline
Super-human being
爸 你还好吧? All right Dad?
我很好 你呢? I'm all right. How about yourself?
我很好 不过很想喝一杯 I'm all right. Could do with a drink though.
待会儿再说吧 All in good time. All in good time.
你脱身了吗? So are you in the clear?
更重要的是我脱身了吗? More importantly am l?
看起来是这样 It appears so.
看起来? "看起来"他妈的不够好 Appears? You'll have to do better than fucking appears my friend.
所有人都死光了 Well everybody's dead Dad.
这样还不够好吗? I think that's about as clear as it can get.
现在可以喝酒了吗? How about that drink?
你知道酒吧在哪儿 You know where the bar is.
嗯? Eh?
别坐的太舒服 Don't make yourself too comfortable.
这个座位是艾伦的! Alan's got to sit there. Alan!
你还活着就算走运了 You're lucky you're still breathing
更别提还能走路 Iet alone able to walk.
我建议你享受一下走路的乐趣 I suggest you take full advantage of that fact.
Cause I'm a man machine
Takin' gasoline
I'm a teen dream
Super-human being
I'm a man machine
I'm a man machine !
你可真慢条斯理 你死到哪儿去了? You took your time. Where the hell have you been?
坐下来 我告诉你 Sit down. I'll tell you.
交通警察指认了我们邻居的尸体 The traffic warden identified the neighbours' bodies.
所以我们大概没事了 Which sort of puts us in the clear.
唯一会牵扯到我们的 The only thing connecting us with the case
是那两把枪 is those shotguns.
汤姆已经处理掉了 And Tom took care of them.
处理掉了吧 汤姆? You did take care of the shotguns didn't you Tom?
我要和你谈谈这件事 I wanted to talk to you about that.
那就谈啊 Well talk.
事实上 Well actually no.
我没有处理掉 它们还在车上 I've got them sittin' in the car
我本来想把它们卖回去给尼克 I.. I was gonna sell 'em back to Nick the Greek
但联络不到他 but I am having a bit of a problem gettin' hold of him.
你这个笨蛋 You dippy bastard.
我们唯一涉案的证据 So the only thing connecting us with the case
就在你停在外面的车上? is in the back of your car which is parked outside!
我花了七百块 不想就这样丢掉 They costed 700 quid. I'm not gonna throw 'em away.
而且他们很难 追踪到我们对吧? And they're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us are they?
你认为为了七百镑 冒险值得吗? Do you really think it's worth taking the the risk for ?00?
汤姆 你是个笨蛋 Tom you're a dick!
现在你去把枪丢到河里 Now you take those guns and you throw 'em off a bridge.
顺便一起跳下去 And throw yourself off while you're at it.
现在就去 Now . Tom.
- 听我说 -现在就去 - Look all I'm - Now Tom !
老爸 给我一瓶啤酒 Can I have a beer please Dad?
我很忙 自己拿 I'm busy. Get it yourself.
看来印第安斧哈利 是低估了你们 It seemed Hatchet underestimated you lot.
为此他付出惨痛的代价 And it seems to have cost him.
我不会再犯相同的错误 I ain't gonna make the same mistake now am l?
所以决定把袋子还给你们 So I've decided to bring your bag back.
你们想说的应该是"谢谢"吧 I think the word you're looking for gentlemen is "thank you".
谢谢 Thank you.
你们让我现在面临了一个难题 Now you've presented me with a problem.
我的老板死了 I've lost my employer.
我还得养活自己和儿子 So I've taken care of meself and me son.
如果你们觉得不公平的话 可以来找我 Now if you think that's unfair you come and pay me a little visit.
但是最好让我看到 But you better be waving a white flag
你们高举的白旗 high and clear so as I can see it.
否则那将会是 你们最后一次找我 Or it'll be the last little visit you ever make.
明白吗? You understand ?
我要说的就是这些 That's all I've come to say.
还有一件事 There is one more thing
整个过程令我激动 It's been emotional.
"Fool's Gold" # by The Stone Roses
The gold road's sure a long road
Winds on through the hills for fifteen days
现在我们正式进入 放高利贷的行列 知道吗 儿子? We are now officially in the money-lending business all right son?
系好安全带 Put your seatbelt on.
我们要走了 We're out of here.
是空的 It's empty.
The pack on my back is aching
The strap seems to cut me like a knife
I'm no clown I won't back down
I don't need you to tell me what's going down
汤姆的电话几号? What's his number?
不要!不要!别占线 我来打电话给他 Don't! Don't! You'll jam the line! I'll call him!
电话没电了 My fucking batteries!
- 冷静点!- 把电话给我!快给我! - No you muppet! - Give me the phone! Give me the fucking phone!
- 我来拨!- 告诉我电话号码! - I'll dial it! - Tell me the number!
- 现在给我你的电话!- 你会打断它! - Now give me your phone! - You'll break it!
- 给我电话!- 你会打断它的 让我来! - You give me the phone! - You'll break it and it'll be fucked!
安静点 电话响了! You shut it. It's fucking ringing!
"Oh Girl" by Mauro Pawloski
I'm eighteen with a bullet
Got my finger on the trigger
I'm gonna pull it
I've picked a clip now I'm the son of a gun
So hold it right there Little girl little girl
We're gonna have big fun
I may be an oldie
But I'm a goodie too
I'll last forever
And I'll be good to you Oh yes I will...