亚特兰大 青少年 协助会
嘿 你也要参加比赛吗 Hey, are you playing in the game?
呃 不 只有他 Uh, no, just him.
这是"阔大少" It's Paper Boi.
哦 好的 呃 Oh, okay. Well...
我记得"洛蕾塔"杂志想要采访他 I think Loretta magazine wanted to talk to him.
我找找他们的人 Let me see if I can find someone.
- 稍等一会儿 - 嗯 - One minute. - Hmm.
一会儿比赛肯定带劲 兄弟 It's gonna be awesome, boy.
哟 是时候向这些菜鸡们展示一下 Yo, it's time to show these fools
为什么我是说唱和篮球的双料传奇了 why I'm a legend at two games.
怎么着也得 拿个MVP吧 I'm thinking, what? MVP Honors. Oh.
MVP: Most Valuable Player 最有价值球员
嗯 你原来确实打得不错 Yeah, you were pretty good back in the day.
什么叫原来啊 Back in the day?
拜托 我依然在巅峰期 What? I'm still fire.
我和Darius一直去基督教青年会打球 Me and Darius be going to the YMCA.
我始终称霸全场哟 I still be smashing it.
之前那家跑鞋店现在怎么样了 What ever happened to the old, uh, running shoe place?
对哦 那家店真是酷毙了哈 Oh, man, that place was dope, wasn't it?
- 是啊 - 关张大吉了 - Yeah. - They shut it up though.
可惜了 Dang.
那可是黑人引领风骚的发源地啊 I mean, niggers started trying to call charging, man.
无上光荣啊 It was all badge.
走起 Yeah.
你干脆现在就采访我吧 You should go ahead and interview me now
反正今天的MVP就是我了 'cause I'ma be MVP of this thing.
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
我 我是说 你可以采访我 因为我 I sa... I... I said that you should interview me 'cause I'm
- 今天会打得很好 - 哦 - play good today. - Oh.
嘿 你是Valencia Joiner 对吧 Hey, you Valencia Joiner, right?
- 嗯哼 - 嗯哼 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.
我总在电视上看你采访其他人 Yeah, I see you do them interviews on TV all the time.
而且你 And you are...
美呆了 gorgeous!
谢谢 Thank you.
怎么样 你要不要采访我一下 So what's good? You... wanna interview me?
我可以给你讲讲我跌宕的一生 You know, I'll tell you my whole life story.
你等会儿是要上场比赛吗 Are you playing in the game later?
当然 Yup.
好吧 被你发现了 我是个说唱歌手 All right, you got me. I'm a rapper.
你可能听说过我 You may have heard of me.
"阔大少" Paper Boi.
同名曲 "阔大少" I do that song.
- *阔大少 阔* - 哦 我知道你是谁了 - * Paper Boi, Pap...* - Oh, I know who you are.
你是那个枪击了别人的家伙 You're the guy who shot someone.
啥 那事儿吧 See what... see, well,
其实它不是那么回事儿 it ain't really happen like that.
你懂我的意思吧 网络嘛 You know what I'm saying? The internet,
传着传着就跑得没边儿了 所以 it just run with stories, so.
所以你需要了解真正的我 So you need to get to know the real me.
- 真的吗 - 当然了 - Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah, yeah.
这样吧 让你采访的话 Look, I even let you interview me
我们可以去个好地儿 比如红花日料 somewhere fly like Benihanas.
Benihana: 红花餐厅 美国著名连锁日式料理店
真的 Mm-hmm.
听起来很诱人吧 Yeah, that sound good, right?
我不知道 I don't know.
我的观众对帮派之类的内容不感兴趣 My audience isn't into the whole gangster thing.
其实我也不感兴趣 I'm not really either.
混帮派 说我啊 Gangster, I see.
不 宝贝儿 你完全误会我了 你看哈 No, baby, you got me all wrong, man, look...
我首先是个绅士 I'm a gentlemen first.
这就是为什么你需要了解我 That's why you need to get to know me...
- 嘿 Val 我需要 - 嘿 - Hey, Val, I need to... - Hey.
我得给你做些中场部分的功课 I need to prep you for the half-time segment.
- Rosalyn还有几个问题 - 好的 - Rosalyn has a few questions. - Okay.
- 祝你打得开心 - 呃 等等啊 - Well, you have fun at the game. - Well, hold up, wait...
那个 see...
长得像Damon Wayans的傻逼 Damon Wayans-looking nigga.
Damon Wayans: 美国著名黑人笑星 曾是SNL卡司
电波诚译
那是谁啊 Who's that?
Val Joiner Val Joiner.
认识吗 You know her?
想起来了 Oh, yeah.
嗯 她挺漂亮的 Yeah, she cute.
是啊 Yeah.
是假斯汀比伯 Justin Bieber!
嘿 假斯汀 看这儿 Hey Justin, right here!
我操 是假斯汀比伯 Oh, shit, it's Justin Bieber.
- 嘿 - 嘿 假斯汀 这边 - Hey! - Hey Justin, right here.
嘿 假斯汀 看这边 Hey, Justin, right here!
- 假斯汀 - 嘿 - Justin! - Hey!
- 假斯汀 - 拜托 假斯汀 - Justin! - Come on, Justin!
我都没想到他会出现 I'm surprised he even showed up, man.
这傻小子是怎么回事 What is the deal with this nigga, man?
什么意思 What you mean?
为什么每个人都疯了一样迷他 Why... why everybody always going crazy over him?
他能唱 还能跳 He can sing. He can dance.
女生可能觉得他很可爱吧 我也不知道 Girls think he's cute. I don't know.
我是理解无能了 All that shit weird to me.
嘿 你就是那个把另一个老黑爆头的老黑 Hey, you're that nigga that blew that other nigga's brains out.
酷 Cool.
假斯汀 Justin!
这边 Over here!
我没意见 It's cool.
嘿 假斯汀 最近怎么样 So hey, Justin, how are you?
很高兴见到你 It's good to see you.
你看起来已经为这场比赛做好准备了 You look like your ready for the game.
而我 And I...
我要隔扣这些渣渣 I'm gonna dunk on a bitch!
我不喜欢这傻逼小黑 I don't like this nigger.
不好说 他还挺有趣的 I don't know, he's kind of funny.
他现在正当红 你应该和他合作一下 I mean, he's hot right now. You should work with him.
站在你经理人的立场上 提建议嘛 I mean, speaking as your manager, you know.
就因为你穿的像个六年级生 Just 'cause you dressed like a 6th grader
不代表你就是我的经理人 don't make you my manager, man.
嘿 我们快开始了 你该换衣服了 Hey, we're starting soon so you should get dressed.
- 酷 - 更衣室在这边 - Cool. - Locker room is this way.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 你打算去哪儿 Hey, where you gonna be at?
不知道 我大概会去 I don't know. I'm probably gonna try and
找个小角落待会儿 find some corner to hang out in, you know.
比赛结束了 我就去找你 After the game, I'll just find you.
好的 All right.
嘿 Alonzo Alonzo Hey, Alonzo. Alonzo.
Alonzo 回头 Alonzo... behind you.
你个小滑头 都不跟我打招呼吗 Why you little snake, you can't say hello?
哦 我 Oh... I...
我不知道 不知道你 打算 I don't... I don't think you... mean to...
哦 看到我你很意外 我知道 Oh, yeah, you're surprised to see me, I'm sure.
没错 我又浴火重生了 Yeah, well, I'm back from the dead again.
你知道我整个职业生涯都是这样过来的 You know I've been doing that my whole career, so.
刚才那个是你的艺人吗 Was that your client back there?
呃 Uh.
嗯 那是"阔大少" Yeah, that's... that's Paper Boi.
好吧 Oh, right.
我听说了 I've heard of that.
所以 你现在还在CSA 还是单干了 So, are you still at CSA or did you go independent now?
我自己干 I... I'm independent.
我觉得 呃 I think, um...
不好意思 女士 I'm sorry, ma'am.
不好意思 女士 I'm sorry, ma'am, you...
你不能在这抽烟 you can't smoke that in here.
好的 Okay.
所以 你是要上楼去吧 So, uh, you're coming upstairs, right?
现在所有经纪人什么的都在那儿 I mean, all the other agents and such are there.
走吧 So come on.
上去之后我肯定要抽烟 And... I am gonna smoke up there,
我才不管那家伙怎么说 like, I don't care what that guy says about it.
现如今 最重要的就是管理 These days, it is all about management.
我觉得 老方法已经赚不到钱了 I mean, the... money is drying up in all the old markets.
我觉得 现在重要的是留住你拥有的人 I mean, it's important to keep what you have, is what I think.
你知道Alan Greengate吧 I mean, you know Alan Greengate, right?
他专门代理那些 He's the... he's the guy who represents all those
想转型当演员的运动员们 athletes who want to become actors.
他应该在这儿 他会告诉你我是对的 I mean, he should be in here. He'll tell you that I'm right.
真的 他懂的 Seriously. He knows.
等等 你要去哪儿 Whoa, whoa. Where you going?
- 呃 - 你得有证才能进去 - Uh... - You need a pass to get in here.
我 我不知道 我以为 I... I didn't know... I thought...
你是来打球的还是干什么 You playing in the game or something?
你不会真以为我们会把你们发的 You really don't think that we're gonna wear those ugly VIP laminates
破VIP塑料牌子挂在胸前吧 that you guys sent out on our chest, right?
就让他进来吧 我们 Just let him through. I mean, we...
我们谁都不想来这儿的 we all don't want to be at this thing.
在SOCP匕首的开发过程中 In the development of the SOCP Dagger,
我花费了数年研制其原型 I spent several years developing prototypes.
这个比9毫米手枪后坐力强一些 Well, it's got a little more kick than the 9.
这是你第一次射击吗 Is this your first time shooting?
不 不是 我没问题的 No. No, it'll be fine.
就要这个了 I'll take that one.
好的 All right.
对了 还要两盒子弹 Oh, yeah, and two boxes of bullets.
好的 All right.
给你 Here you go.
非常好 谢谢你 朋友 All right, thank you, my friend.
- 玩得开心点 - 嗯哼 - Have fun. - Uh-huh.
这小鬼简直一团糟 This kid is a mess, man.
嗯 他够疯的 Yeah, he crazy.
天 他上电视时从来都疯疯癫癫的 Man, I see him on TV all the time wylin' out.
他根本就不怎么会跳舞 比克里斯布朗差远了 He can't even really dance, ain't like he Chris Brown.
Chris Brown: 著名R&B歌手 Rihanna的前男友
他只是还在自我探索 He just trying to figure it out.
随你怎么说 Whatever, man.
你最近越来越软蛋了 You getting real soft these days.
服不服 服不服 Man down! Man down!
傻老黑 Nigga!
来啊 来啊 你搞不定我的 Come on, come on, yeah. You don't want this now.
来啊 Come on.
来啊 伙计 Come on, man!
我来防比伯 兄弟 I got Bieber, man.
行吧 我来防比伯 All right? I got Bieber.
- 我来是为了做慈善的 - 随你 - I'm in this for charity. - Yeah, okay.
那你就把比伯捐给我吧 行吗 Well, then donate Bieber to me then, all right?
- 这是为了孩子们呐 - 我来防比伯 把他给我 - It's for the kids. - I got Bieber, give him to me.
噢 还想不想隔扣了 Oh, you gonna dunk on a bitch?
好 小黑 Aight, little nigga.
你可以 行 Aight. Okay.
我在更衣室留了一袋儿鸡巴给你吃 Oh, I left a bag of dicks for you to eat in the locker room.
你嘴里这味儿像是自己刚吃完一袋 Well, your breath smell like you already ate a bag yourself.
那没关系 但你可以叫你妈来吃 Well, that's okay, but you can tell your mom to eat
- 那袋儿鸡巴 好么 - 好 - that bag of dicks, all right? - Okay.
- 这样你看行吗 - 你有种 - Is that cool for you? - Aight.
我现在说对不起是不是太晚了 Is it too late to say I'm sorry, man?
你现在抢救发际线是不是也晚了 Is it too late to get your hairline down?
你是想尝尝爷的大屌吗 小子 How bout you hairline deez nuts, nigga?
想尝吗 How bout that!
来吧 看你有啥能耐 Let's go. What you got?
看你有啥能耐 What you got?
- 看你有啥能耐 - 球给我 - What you got? - Ball.
传球 傻逼 把球传给我 Ball. Nigga, give me the ball.
黑鬼 Nigger!
谢了 Thanks!
你有啥能耐 What you got?
我要打爆你的肥屁股 Bout to whoop your pomegranate ass.
这不是在演"空中大灌篮" 傻逼 This ain't "Space Jam," Nigga.
打你的球吧 Play ball, let's go...
妈的 Shit.
咋样 Damn.
你穷得一逼 球技也垃圾啊 You broke in real life and basketball.
爽 Yeah.
真不赖 All right.
你以为你在干吗 What do you think you're doing?
你这到底是在干吗 What do you think you're doing?!
谁 我吗 Who, me?
我在打靶啊 Shooting.
你不能开枪打狗啊 You can't shoot dogs.
你什么人啊 变态吗 What are you, a psycho?
为啥不能打狗 Why not?
听着 老兄 我家那边的狗 Listen, man, look, the dogs from my neighborhood,
都是疯狗 they're crazy.
它们会乱咬婴儿 它们还 They bite babies and... and...
我他妈才不管 我的孩子都可能会在这里 I don't give a damn. My kid could be in here.
你 你不能对着狗开枪 You... you can't shoot a dog.
那我为啥要拿人当靶子呢 Well, why would I shoot at a human target?
很奇怪好吧 I mean, that's weird, right?
你看那个 I mean, look at that one.
目标具体得过分了吧 That's just way too specific, man.
我不管 I don't care.
我他妈不会让你在这里对着狗开枪 I... I'm not gonna let you shoot a fucking dog in here.
- 嘿 - 但是 - Hey. - But...
他想打啥就打啥 He can shoot whatever he wants.
你对着你种族歧视的靶子开枪都没问题 You shoot at your racist targets with no problem.
我看你打的不就是个拿着刀的墨西哥人吗 I saw you shoot at that one with a Mexican holding a knife.
丢不丢人 It's shameful.
美利坚已经承受了太多 America has taken so much.
够了 No more.
一场革命 A revolution
将会从内部爆发 will rise from within.
血将溅 美利坚 Blood will spill.
这可不是我说的 Well, I didn't say all that,
但 你懂的 but, you know...
你就是不能对着狗靶子打枪 You ain't gonna shoot no dog target.
你 出去 You! Let's go.
我做什么了 伙计 What... what did I do, man?
你来的时候我告诉过你规矩 I told you the rules before you came in here.
我不会让你挑事儿的 I ain't gonna let you start no shit.
哦 呃 我身份证还在你那里 Oh. Uh... you still have my ID.
我能拿回我的狗海报吗 Can I get the dog poster?
- 滚你丫的吧 - 好啦 - Get the hell out. - Okay.
是啊 绝对的 现在这种办事方法 Yeah, definitely, I mean, with the way things are going nowadays,
签合同一定要小心 I mean, you got to be careful about the deals you sign.
是吧 我一直都这么跟客户说 See, I tell my clients that all the time.
品牌联想是很重要的 Brand association is important.
- 是啊 - 在音乐圈工作 - Yeah. - Yeah, working in music,
做法绝对是不一样的 you definitely got to do it different.
我想这也是John转战电视圈的原因 I think that's why John went to TV.
对了 你的客户 So hey, is... is your client
跟电视圈里的人有没有合作 working with anyone on the TV side?
因为有人在找类似的合作 广告方面的 Cause I got a few people looking for that sort of thing, ad-wise.
呃 我的客户对任何 Um, my client's interested in
能赚钱的事都感兴趣 anything that... pays money.
没错 Right.
有道理 Makes sense.
你在哪家公司工作 ASA吗 So who you with, ASA?
我自己干 I'm independent.
那好 给你我的名片 我们该多联系 Okay, well, take my card and we should get together
因为我明年会很忙 'cause I have a lot going on next year
我想确保有合适的人来合作 and I want to make sure I got good people on board.
给 也拿一张我的 Here, take mine as well.
好的 呃 Great. Uh..
我的名片发完了 所以 I... I ran out of cards here so, like,
我肯定会打给你们的 I'll just make sure to call both of you guys.
- 好的 - 嗯 很好 - Okay. - Yeah, that's great.
还有 你叫什么来着 And... what's your name, again?
就叫我Earn吧 Just call me Earn, yeah.
- Earn 好的 - Earn - Earn, okay. - Earn.
- 很高兴认识你 Earn - 我也是 - Well, great to meet you, Earn. - Yeah.
保持联系 Be in touch.
- 认识你很高兴 - 我也是 - It was great meeting you. - Yeah,
认识你俩真的是太好了 it was really nice meeting you guys.
- 一会儿见 - 好的 - Talk to you soon. - Alright.
- 再见 Earn - 再见 拜 - See ya, Earn. - Same here. Bye.
啤酒多少钱 How much for a beer?
哦 这是免费的 Oh, it's, uh, gratis.
哦 呃 那给我来杯轩尼诗和柑曼怡 Oh, uh, then I'll have a Hennessy and Grand Marnier.
好的 Yeah.
您的酒 Here you go.
嘿 Janice Hey, Janice.
嗯 Mm...
威士忌 不加冰 whiskey, straight up?
要布什米尔的 不要便宜货 A... Bushmills, not the cheap stuff.
好货才配得上我 I'm worth it.
那 So
玩的开心吗 you having fun yet?
嗯 这里挺不错的 Yeah. It's great up here.
当然了 I'm sure it is.
你还记得那次格莱美吗 Remember at the Grammys,
六年之前 it was six years ago,
那是我们第一次相遇吧 isn't that where we first met?
嗯 我记得 Yeah, I think so.
- 是呀 - 嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
当时你还是个小菜鸟 Yeah, you were just a rookie in this thing.
记得吗 Remember?
看看你现在多有本事 Look at you now.
能待在这里真的很开心 I'm just happy to be here, you know.
我记得我曾告诉过你 I... I remember I... I... I told you that
忠诚是无比重要的 loyalty was really important, that, uh...
好经纪人忠于他们的客户 the good ones are loyal to their clients,
而顶级的经纪人 忠于同僚 the great ones, though, loyal to their peers.
嗯 没错 Yeah. Yeah, okay.
你知道我已经不再为ASA工作了吗 You know I don't work for ASA anymore?
呃 我不知道 I didn't... nah, I didn't know that.
嗯 这一行对于我来说真的很难 Yeah, it's been really hard for me in this business.
作为一个女人 You know, coming in as a woman, but...
过去的三年尤其难熬 the last three years have been even worse.
很抱歉听到这些 Sorry to hear that.
是啊 Yeah.
听着 Look,
我知道是你 Alonzo I know it was you, Alonzo.
什么意思 What?
我知道是你出卖了我 I know you sold me out,
你个舔屌的死基佬 you faggot cocksucker!
- 什么 - 你以为我不知道是你吗 - Whoa... - What did you think I wouldn't know it was you?
过去的三年 你一直在躲着我 You've been avoiding me the last three years!
你这泡屎 You piece of shit.
你居然背叛我 You undercut me.
还是Gail告诉我的 他妈的Gail I had to hear from Gail, fucking Gail,
告诉我你想撬我的客户 that you were speaking to my clients.
等等 抱歉 现在是什么情况 I know, I... I'm sorry, but what is happening?
你把我害惨了 You screwed me over
还以为我不会知道是你搞的鬼 and you thought I wasn't gonna know it was you,
但我知道了 我知道了 Alonzo but I know! I know, Alonzo.
我知道是你 Okay? I know.
- 不 不是这样的 - 别说了 - No, no... - Yeah, no-no.
没事的 没事的 It's all right. It's all right.
没关系 你以为我玩完了 但 It's okay. You thought I was finished, but...
我可没这么容易死 I'm a survivor.
不 这其中 No, there must be...
- 肯定是有什么误会 - 不不 - there's a mistake happening... - Mm. Mm-mm.
- 肯定是有什么误会 - 不不 - right now, there's some sort of mistake. - Mm-mm...
收起你的土鳖笑容吧 wipe that sharecropper smile off your face.
听好了 You know what?
我要毁了你 毁了你 I am going to ruin you. I'm gonna ruin you.
无论你去哪 我都会跟着你 No matter where you go, I'm gonna follow you.
我会盯死你 I'm gonna be on you
我要夺回一切 所有的一切 and I am going to take back everything... everything
你从我这里偷走的东西 that you... you stole from me.
其实我不是Alonzo I'm not Alonzo.
我保证会让你 I'm gonna make sure
死无葬身之地 that you die homeless.
你有啥能耐 臭小子 What you got, little nigger?
我可是MVP 傻逼 I'm still MVP, nigger.
MVP要归我了 I'm coming for that shit.
Alfred 我这里低位空了 Alfred, I'm open on the block!
- 我空了 - 我爱你 假斯汀 - I'm open. - I love you, Justin!
我知道 婊子 I know, bitch!
想也别想 臭小子 Hell no, nigga.
不 No!
娘炮 Bitch.
敢推我是吧 Oh, you pushing now?
我转过身 你就敢推我了是吧 You pushing when my back is turned?
老子也推你一下呗 How bout I push you that way, huh?
敢跟老子动手 傻逼 You put your hands on me, nigga?
根本没人喜欢你那破歌 Don't nobody even like your stupid-ass music.
别碰老子的脸 别碰老子的脸 Get your hand off my face. Get your hand off my face.
去你妈的 老子要杀了你 You know what? I'm gonna kill you, nigga.
老子弄不死你 I'm gonna kill you.
- 干死你丫的 - 我先把你弄死 - I'm gonna kill you. - Gonna kill you first.
我喝多了不该说啥 但这也太傻逼了吧 Look, I'm drunk, but this is ridiculous.
- 你个傻逼 - 操你丫的 - You dumb... nasty! - Fuck this shit.
- 我恨你 我恨你 - 我是MVP 我是MVP - I hate you, I hate you, I... - I'm MVP, I'm MVP, I'm MVP...
- 我恨你 傻逼 - 我是MVP - I hate you, nigga! - I'm MVP!
嘿 各位 Hey, everybody.
我想为今天发生的事情说一句抱歉 I just want to say, um, sorry about what happened today.
那并不是真正的我 It's not who I am.
我最近可能太想表现得酷一些 I... I guess I been trying to be so... cool?
以至于我都变得不像我了 lately that I became something I'm not.
真实
等等 Wait.
没关系的 It's cool, it's cool.
这才是我 This is me.
这才是真正的假斯汀 This is the real Justin.
我不是个坏人 I'm not a bad guy.
其实我很爱上帝 I actually love Christ.
可能是我交的朋友不对吧 I guess I've just been hanging out with the wrong people.
所以我想唱一首我的新单曲 Which is why I want to sing this new single
它将收录在我的新专辑"正义"中 from my upcoming album, "Justice."
*宝贝* *Girl*
*我的所作所为* *Whatever I did*
*都不重要* *Doesn't matter*
*你知道我会变得更好更强* *You know that I'll always be better*
*我知道有时我行为疯癫* *Sometimes I'm crazy and I know it*
这傻逼简直了 I can't believe this nigga.
*可那是为了告诉你我在乎* *That's how I show you that I care*
*无论我做了什么 宝贝* *Whatever I did, girl*
嘿 Hey.
疯狂的一天 是吧 Crazy day, right?
嘿 我只想为我今天的行为 Hey, look, I just want to apologize to people,
跟大家道个歉 you know, for how I was acting.
我猜他们对我会有错误的看法 Think they got the wrong idea of me.
也许 Maybe...
你能采访我一下 you can interview me sometime?
了解了解真正的我 Get to know the real me.
听着 我想给你一些建议 Listen, I want to give you some advice.
扮演好你的角色 Play your part.
人们不想让假斯汀当混蛋 People don't want Justin to be the asshole.
他们希望你来当这个混蛋 They want you to be the asshole.
你是个说唱歌手 You're a rapper.
这是你应该做的 That's your job.
嘿 兄弟 篮球比赛打的怎么样 Hey, man, how the game go?
呸 糟糕透了 Pff, terrible.
你没看到那一幕吗 You ain't see that?
没有啊 哪一幕 No, man. See what?
没事 反正不重要 Hell, ain't even matter, man.
- 你瞎张望什么呢 - 没什么 - What is wrong with you? - Nothing.
没什么 呃 Nothing, man, um.
你想离开这儿吗 You want to get out of here, man?
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嗯 嗯 咱走吧 Yeah. Yeah, man, let's do that.
举起你们的双手吧 Everybody put your hands up.