BGM: It's Forever by The Ebonys
您想来点什么边喝边等吗 Would you like a drink while you wait?
再给我来点水就好 谢谢 Uh, yeah, just a little more water, please.
电波诚译
Van Van.
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, baby.
你好吗 How are you?
见到你真高兴 Oh, it's good to see you.
我也是 亲爱的 Oh, you too, honey.
你闻起来好香啊 You smell good.
- 是什么香水 - 宝诗龙 - What is that? - It's Boucheron.
好吧 Oh, okay.
我也要试试 I'm gonna try that.
真好闻 It smells good.
- 抱歉我迟到了 - 不 不 不 - I'm sorry I'm late. - No, no, no.
我知道你是个工作狂 别担心 没关系的 I know you're a working girl. Don't worry, it's fine.
真高兴见到你 你气色不错 It's good to see you. You look really good.
噢 谢谢 你也是 Oh, thank you. You too.
- 我喜欢你的发型 - 真的吗 - Yeah, I like your hair. - Really?
- 是啊 很漂亮 - 谢谢 - Yeah, yeah, it's cute. - Thanks.
比上次的发型要好看 Looks better than the last time.
你是不是去了我推荐的那家店 Did you go to that shop I told you to go to?
- 费尔南多家 - 没 - Fernando's? - No.
我去了市中心的一家店 I went to this place that I found in Midtown.
你应该去费尔南多那儿的 Yeah, you should've went to Fernando's.
姐们儿 说真的呢 他最棒了 Girl, I'm telling you, he's the best.
首屈一指啊 He's the best.
- 能好好修复你的发根 - 嗯 - He will fix those roots. - Hmm.
- 真的 - 费尔南多一次收多少钱 - Mm-hmm. - How much does Fernando charge?
- 这个啊 他可不便宜 - 好吧 - Oh, well, he ain't cheap. - Okay.
谁为你买单 Well, who's paying for yours?
我可是得自己买单 Because I actually have to pay for mine.
Van 拜托 Van, come on.
拜托 Come on.
- 不知道你还记不记得 - 行了 - I don't know if you remember... - Okay.
- 自己买单是什么样的 - 行了 行了 - what that's actually like. - Okay, okay.
晚上好 女士们 Good evening, ladies.
你们要喝些什么吗 Can I get you anything else to drink?
好啊 我想喝点葡萄酒 Yeah, actually, I would like some wine maybe.
比如霞多丽 Like a Chardonnay.
Chardonnay: 白葡萄品种 酿出的酒无甜味
我们点一瓶是不是比较好 Why don't we do, like, a bottle of something?
有什么甜味的吗 Do you have something sweet?
- 威士莲不错 - 好的 - Riesling's good. - Okay, yeah.
Riesling: 白葡萄品种 可酿出不同甜度的葡萄酒
给我来一瓶 Let's do a bottle of that.
- 可以吗 Van - 可以 就它吧 - Van, good? - Great. Okay.
- 准备好点餐了吗 - 嗯 - Are you two ready to order? - Yeah, um...
- 我的意思是 我可以 看你吧 - 点吧 - I mean, I am, if you are. - Yeah, it's fine.
我只是不想拖慢节奏 I just didn't want to hold us up.
没关系的 不用担心 点吧 No, it's fine, don't worry about it, go ahead.
我要鸡肉泰式炒河粉 I'm gonna have the pad Thai with chicken.
- 好的 - 嗯 - Excellent. - Okay.
那我就点一个 鲷鱼豇豆沙拉 And, um, I'll go ahead and do the snapper and snake bean salad.
- 很棒的选择 - 好 - Great choice. - Yup, great.
- 谢谢 - 一会就来 - Thanks. - Be right back.
谢谢 Thank you.
噢 Van Oh, Van.
真高兴我能赶上和你碰一面 I'm so glad I got to catch you.
是吧 我懂的 Yeah, I know. I know.
- 你明天什么时候走 - 九点 - When do you leave tomorrow? - 9:00.
- 噢 - 是啊 - Oh. - Yeah.
这一趟可真够赶的 Damn, that's a short trip.
你什么时候来的 昨天来的吗 When did you get in? You got in, what, yesterday?
- 不 前天来的 - 坐达美航空吗 - No, day before yesterday. - You flew Delta?
不是 私人飞机 No, private.
噢 Oh.
还好吧 I mean, yeah.
不是那种很好的私人飞机 Yeah, but it wasn't, like, the nice P.J.,
其实就是租来的那种 it was like those rent-a-P.J.'s.
我走的时候飞达美 I'm leaving on Delta, though.
- 噢 - 嗯哼 - Oh. - Mm-hmm.
你要去哪儿 回家吗 Where you gonna go? You gonna go home?
呃 不 我回纽约 Uh, no... well, back to New York,
先去看一间我感兴趣的公寓 check out this apartment I like
然后去趟伦敦 and then to London.
- 伦敦 - 是啊 - London? - Yep.
- 哇 - 嗯 - Wow. - Yeah.
你要和朋友同行吗 And you're gonna go with a friend, or...
不 只是个"特殊的"NBA球员朋友 No, just a special NBA player friend.
这样啊 Okay.
明白了 但不是你来这儿要见的 I got it, but it's not the same NBA player...
- 不 不是 - 那个球员吧 - Oh, no, girl. - That you're visiting here?
- 不 不是 - 好吧 - No, mm-mm, no. - Mm-hmm.
伦敦还行吧 我觉得 I mean, London's okay, I guess.
就是雨太多了 Just too much rain.
弄得我的头发都打卷了 Makes my hair frizzy.
噢 但是我很爱巴黎 Oh, but I love Paris.
你去过吗 Girl, have you been?
我上个月去了 I went last month.
来 我给你看照片 Look, let me show you.
好了 看 看 Okay, look, look.
这是我在凡尔赛 我就像 There I go in Versailles, looking like...
像黑皮肤的玛丽王后 looking like black Marie Antoinette.
Marie Antoinette: 法国国王路易十六的王后。
真漂亮 It's beautiful.
- 嗯 - 你看着很漂亮 - Yeah. - You look beautiful.
下次你应该和我一起来 You know, you should come with me next time.
- 拜托 - 会很好玩的 - Girl. - It'll be fun.
- 很好玩的 - 我有个女儿 - It'll be fun! - I have a daughter.
- 脱不开身 - 噢 - I can't leave. - Oh.
真棒 That's cute.
有时我也希望有个孩子 但过一会我就觉得 You know, sometimes I wish I had a kid, but then I'm like,
呃 还是不要了 ugh, God no.
不过等时候到了 我想我也会生个小孩 You know, I guess when the time is right, I'll have a kid.
嗯 我想也是 Yeah, I'm sure.
等你找到了真命天子就好了 I'm sure as soon as you find the right guy.
嗯 "真命天子" 没错 Yeah, the right guy. Mm-hmm.
大概吧 I guess.
- 你最近怎么样 - 你妈妈还好吗 - So how have you been? - So, how's your mom?
- 抱歉 - 抱歉 - Sorry. - I'm sorry.
抱歉 你先说 You go, I'm sorry.
你怎么样 好久没见了 How've you been? I haven't seen you.
我 呃 我挺忙的 I'm, um, I'm busy.
- 是吗 - 挺忙的 - Yeah? - I'm busy.
我挺好的 I'm good.
你看上去棒极了 Well, you look great.
- 真的 我是认真的 - 谢谢 - You do, I'm serious. - Thank you.
对了 我碰到了Kerry Clopton Oh, I ran into Kerry Clopton.
还记得她吗 五年级的同学 You remember her, from fifth grade?
- 嗯 - 就那个女孩 - Yeah. - You know, the girl.
她的脸像是被人用耙子耙了一样 She look like she got a rake dragged across her face.
脸书上说 她好像出了一场车祸 On Facebook, it said she was in a car accident.
您的酒水 Here we are.
如果可以的话 You know, can I actually get
能给我拿一双筷子吗 some chopsticks when you get a chance?
- 呃 - 当然 - Um... - Of course.
桌上好像没有 Yeah, I don't think we got any.
- 筷子 - 怎么了 - Chopsticks? - What?
泰国人不用筷子的 Thai people don't use chopsticks.
美国人认为他们用筷子 I mean, well, Americans think they do
因为他们是亚洲人 但他们不用的 because they're Asian, but they don't.
- 我只是喜欢用筷子 - 好吧 - I just like chopsticks. - Oh, okay.
好吧 Okay.
吃完饭你要做什么 So what are you doing after this?
我认识的一个人 要举办一个试听派对 This dude I know, he's having some, like, listening party...
听着挺棒的 但我去不了 得照顾Lottie It sounds cool, but I can't. I have Lottie.
走吧 老奶奶 Oh, come on, Grandma.
- 拜托 会很好玩的 - 我白天还得上班 - Come on, it'll be fun. - I also have work in the morning.
没事 我还得飞行呢 Yeah, and I have a flight.
- 给Earn打电话 - 我才不给Earn打电话呢 - Look, call Earn... - I'm not calling Earn.
然后就 为什么 And then have... why?
没什么 他忙 I don't know, he's busy.
嗯 我偶尔会看他的Snapchat 他看着 Yeah, I see his Snapchat sometimes, and he looks...
看着挺"忙"的 he looks busy.
等会 你是不是 Wait, are you...
还在和他约会啊 are you still seeing him?
我们有个女儿啊 We have a daughter.
- 我会和别人约会 但 - 他和你住在一起吗 - I mean, I still go out, but... - Is he living with you?
只要他付得起房租 是的 When he can afford to, yes.
嗯 Mmm.
你们真有意思 Y'all are funny.
你俩太有意思了 You two are funny.
噢 好吧 Oh, okay.
你以前会嘲笑像你现在这样的女孩 I mean, you used to make fun of girls like you.
这你知道吧 You realize that, right?
我没开玩笑 Van No, I'm serious, Van.
你真的应该思考一下你的价值了 You know, you really need to think about your value.
- 什么 - 你就这点价值吗 - I'm sorry? - Like, what is your value?
慢着 你这是在问我什么啊 Wait, what are you asking me right now?
你为什么还和 Like, why are you messing around
这个穷鬼搅和在一起啊 你明明 with this broke-ass nigga? Like, you...
- 随便吧 - Van - Whatever. - Van.
我知道我的价值 我不想出去 I know what my worth is. I don't want to be out here
和一大帮球员约会 那是你的风格 dating a million football players... that's your style.
嘿 嘿 听着 Hey, hey, look.
女性要活得矜贵 Women need to be valuable.
黑人女性更需要活得矜贵 Black women have to be valuable.
拜托 我勾搭的那些NBA球员们 Come on, the NBA players that I fuck with,
他们就是看重我所能提供的服务 they fuck with me because I provide a service,
而我物有所值 and I am worth it.
我有文化 聪明 美丽 I am cultured, intelligent, and beautiful.
这是很难的 Van And that is hard... Van!
看看我 集这样一身优点是很难的 Look at me. That is hard to come by.
这种非黑即白的思想或许很适合你 That kind of black and white mentality might work for you,
但是对于我们这些不靠某个球员 but for those of us who don't live on whether a linebacker
- 对着我的屁股图左划右划 - 我说的不是这个 - swipes left or right... - That's not what I'm talking.
这里指约会软件 左划为不喜欢 右划为喜欢
来决定生计的人来说 是存在灰色地带的 On my goddamn ass, then there's a gray area.
别说了 Van 他就是拿你当备胎呢 姐们儿 Stop, Van, he's running around on you, girl.
- 噢 那又如何 - 你什么意思 "那又如何" - Oh, so what? - What you mean, "So what"?
那又如何 你觉得我就不会出去约会是吗 So what? You don't think that I'm going out on dates?
我就不是拿他当备胎吗 You don't think that I'm running around?
你以为我就不会拒接他的电话 You don't think that I ever decline his calls
好躺在别的男人的怀里 because I have some guy wrapped around me
跟他忘情舌吻吗 with his tongue down my throat?
拜托 你真这样想吗 I mean, come on! Really?
您的菜 Here we go.
请慢用 Enjoy.
BGM: This Masquerade by George Benson
噢 Kevin来了 Oh, Kevin's here.
- 等等 什么 - Kevin来了 - Wait, what? - Kevin's here.
他要带我们去试听派对 He's taking us to the listening lounge.
Jayde Jayde.
他还带了位朋友给你作伴 He's got a friend for you, too.
不错哦 Cute.
- 嘿 宝贝儿 你好吗 - 等等 什么 - Hey, baby, how you doing? - Wait, what?
- 嘿 亲爱的 嘿 - 来 快坐 - Hey, boo. Hey. - Come on, sit down.
- 这是我哥们儿 CJ - 你们好 - This is my boy, CJ. - Hey.
- 你好吗 - 嗨 - How's it going? - Hi.
你看着真棒啊 Dang, you looking good.
- 你也是 - 好了 听着 - You too. - Well, listen.
你们吃完了吗 Um, y'all finished, though?
- 因为我们要准备 - 嗯 嗯 嗯 嗯 - 'Cause we're gonna get ready... - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 出发了 我来结账 - 好 - and get out of here. I'll take the check. - Okay.
嘿 甜心 So, hey, sweetheart.
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
Vanessa Vanessa.
Vanessa 好 好 Vanessa. Okay, okay.
你真美啊 Well, you're looking beautiful.
艳光四射啊 妹子 I'm talking fine like shine, girl.
我要去下洗手间 好吗 I'm gonna go to the bathroom, okay?
等等 等等 你去洗手间还要带着外套啊 Wait, wait, you're gonna take your jacket to the bathroom?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
她 She's...
女生都这样 it's a girl thing.
嘿 美女 Hey, pretty girl.
嗨 Hi.
对不起 I'm sorry.
Van 对不起 Van, I'm sorry.
我只是想和你这个姐妹好好玩一晚 I just wanted to hang out with my girl tonight,
我却搞砸了 and I messed up.
我搞砸了 好吗 我知道我搞砸了 I did, okay? I know I did.
我很抱歉 求你别走 I'm sorry, please don't leave.
没关系的 祝你在矜贵的路上走得开心 It's fine, have fun being valuable.
拜托 我们就一起去这个试听会 Come on, let's just go to this listening party
待个五分钟 for, like, five minutes.
我说了 我不想去 I told you, I don't feel like it.
会和以前一样哦 It'll be like old times.
没错 Exactly.
你难道不记得 以前就这样 And do you remember that, in old times,
你总是撮合我和那些丑男 you always used to hook me up with the uglier dudes?
我的天 Oh, my God.
CJ没那么差的 Okay, CJ is not that bad.
真的 他好像 Seriously, I mean, yeah, he's like...
他好像是个律师 he's like a lawyer or something.
好像是 I think.
我可比那泡屎矜贵多了 I'm more valuable than that shit.
这样吧 等等 You know what? Hold on.
看我给你带了什么 Look what I got you.
不 不 Mm-mm.
我专门为你带的 I got this just for you.
我知道你想要它 没错 你想要它 I know you want it. Yes, you do.
- 不想 - 你想 - No. - Yes.
- 绝不 - 绝对要 - Hell no. - Yes... hell yes.
我一早还要上班的 I have work in the morning.
快背着你的破包给我上车 No, get your raggedy purse-having ass in this car right now.
快 快上车 Come on! Get in this car.
给我上车 说你呢 快上来 Get in this car! You... get in here!
BGM: Oui by Jeremih
真爽 Mmm.
真爽 Yes.
爽 Yes.
爽 Yup.
你朋友怎么办 What about your friend?
去他们的吧 Man, fuck them niggas.
让他等着 He can wait.
他就想让我嗨呢 He wants me high.
相信我 Believe me.
- 怎么了 - 操 - What? - Shit.
怎么了 我再来一口 What? Come on.
这是你在蕾哈娜演唱会上给我的那什么"大象"吗 Is this that elephant shit you gave me at Rihanna?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
可能真是 姐们儿 Bitch, it might be.
劲儿真大啊 Oh, man.
- 等下 等下 - 给我 - Wait. Oh, wait, wait. - Give me.
快给我拍一张 Take a picture of me real fast.
我给你看点儿东西 I'm gonna show you something.
- 开闪光灯照 是吧 - 嗯哼 - You want flash, right? - Mm-hmm.
- 快 快 - 别急啊 - Mm, mm. - Girl, hold on.
- 拿高点 - 好 - Go up. - All right.
噢 不不不不不 我看着 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I look like...
- 怎么了 - 我看着好胖 - Girl. - I look like I'm fat.
这不行 Come on now.
- 删掉 - 复位了 - Delete... - It reset.
你看着像Instagram上的高档三陪 You look like an Instagram escort.
你该为此骄傲 You should be proud of that shit.
我爱你 Van I love you, Van.
我爱你 I love you.
我知道 I know.
今日有药检
彩蛋: 九月二十五日是Donald Glover的生日
提醒事项
我操 Oh, fuck.
- 喂 - Jayde 我完了 - Hello? - Jayde, I'm fucked.
我的人生要完了 My whole life is fucked.
你的人生没那么容易完 Okay, your whole life is not fucked.
- 怎么了 - 我今天有药检 - What happened? - I have a drug test today.
妹子 你昨天才吸了大麻 Girl, you smoked yesterday.
- 妹子 我是认真的 - 我也是啊 - Girl, I'm being serious! - Me, too.
我不知道这种事该怎么办啊 I don't know the protocol for this.
我的工作一向都鼓励吸大麻的 I never had a job where smoking wasn't encouraged.
我也不知道 你能问问别人吗 I don't know, can you ask someone?
我问一下老鹰队的朋友 Yeah, let me ask a friend from the Hawks.
NBA亚特兰大老鹰队
他们也要药检 但他从来麻不离手 I mean, they get tested, and he smokes nonstop.
能快点吗 我两个小时内就得去上班 Can you hurry? Because I got to be at work in two hours.
我尽快 好吗 I'll hurry, all right?
有我呢 拜 I got you. Bye.
抱歉 帮不了你
妈的 Shit.
嘿 是我 Hey. It's me.
嘿 好啊 Hey, what's up?
嘿 Hey.
出什么事了 你看着怪怪的 What's wrong? You look weird.
我累了 I'm tired.
- 昨晚很漫长 - 嗯哼 - I just had a long night. - Mmhmm.
Jayde怎么样 How's Jayde?
她挺好的 She's good.
她要先去纽约 然后再去伦敦 She's going to New York, and then she's going to London.
嗯哼 和谁啊 Uh-huh, with who?
没记住 I can't keep up.
她吃了吗 Uh, she eat?
没 还没吃 No, not yet?
好吧 我们路上吃点东西 It's cool, we'll pick something up.
你确定 你不必这么做的 You sure? You don't have to do that.
没事没事 没关系 No, no, no. It's cool.
这样你就可以再睡一个小时 Maybe you can get, like, an extra hour of sleep in?
你会舒服些 You'll feel better.
报告 住宅区附近发现一名婴儿 Dispatch, we've got a baby in a residential area,
请指示 please advise.
是的 能把人萌死 请求支援 Yeah, she's adorable, bring backup.
- 那是什么呀 - 不知道呀 - What is that? - I don't know.
嘿 Hey.
能把Alfred的号码给我吗 Could I get Alfred's number?
- 呃 当然可以 - 谢了 - Uh, sure. - Thanks.
你找他干嘛 What do you need Al for?
我有个朋友想见见他 Uh, a friend of mine wants to meet him.
噢 呃 公事吗 Oh, uh, is it business?
如果是生意上的事 我可以安排会面 'Cause if it's business, I could set up that meeting, you know?
- 女性朋友 - 噢 好吧 - A lady friend. - Oh, okay.
拉红线啊 这种好心总有好报的 Matchmaking... that always goes well.
拿去 我去洗个澡 Here. I'm taking a shower.
好 Okay.
她 她在干嘛呢 What... what she doing?
不知道哇 I don't know.
- 她在干嘛呀 - 不知道呢 - What she doing? - I don't know.
她在干嘛哇 What she doing?
我不知道呀 I don't know.
如何通过大麻尿检
1. 多喝水
即“排水”，若想药检为阴性， 此法仍为最简单、 最经济、最有效的方法。 尿检并不是要 测量尿液中的毒物含量， 而是测量衍生物： 即尿液中的代谢产物含量。 多喝水会帮助身体产生 未被毒物污染的新代谢物。
2. 多锻炼
能出多少汗，就出多少汗。 身体排毒不仅仅通过膀胱， 也通过毛孔，方式即为出汗。 肾和膀胱能够过滤掉的量是有限的， 因此出汗也是排毒的重要手段。
3. 多吃绿色蔬菜
绿色蔬菜(包括花椰菜、菠菜、甜菜) 富含矿物质，比如铁。 这些蔬菜含有能够加快 人体新陈代谢的关键营养物质。
注意：不要费力去喝运动饮料了
您可能在网上见过这条广为流传的建议， 但请不要再浪费钱了。 并没有证据显示运动饮料可以帮助身体排毒。 如果说它们有什么效果的话， 那就是在您的脂肪细胞中储存四氢大麻酚。
你好 Hello?
嘿 Alfred 呃 我是Van Hey, Alfred, um, it's Van.
你好 Okay.
Earn不在我这儿 Earn ain't here.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
呃 有个事需要你帮忙 Um...I need your help.
你说 All right.
我昨晚吸了点东西 I smoked last night.
吸了什么 Smoked what?
大麻 你卖的那种 Weed. That thing you sell.
嘿 嘿 嘿 妹子 我啥也不卖好吗 Hey, hey, hey, girl, I don't sell shit.
你要瞎说的话就赶紧挂了啊 You better get off my phone, talkin' that mess.
怎样能通过药检 How do you pass a drug test?
你吸了是吗 You smoke?
废话 Yes.
Alfred 法律允许我吸大麻 Alfred, I am allowed to smoke.
大麻不是给那些漫无目标的人吸的嘛 Well, weed is for people who aren't going anywhere, though.
屌丝才抽的嘛 It's, like, for losers.
还记得这一点吗 Like, remember?
听着 我打电话给你是因为我需要你的帮助 Listen, I am calling you because I need your help.
没错 但是我干这行不是很可悲吗 Yeah, yeah, but I'm petty, right?
比徐悲鸿还悲啊 I'm Tom Petty.
Tom Petty: 美国著名摇滚歌手 这里只是借他的名字双关
有你这样抽嗨了心急火燎地求到我这儿可悲吗 As much as you be getting on my ass about smoking, girl?
Alfred 你必须得帮我 Alfred, you have to help me.
你短期内是没钱给Earn发工资的 这点你心知肚明 You know good and well that you ain't paying Earn anytime soon.
我是整个家的唯一收入来源 我不能没了工作 Listen, I can't lose my job because I am all that we have.
明白吗 Okay?
好吧 我朋友Bibby 他从别人那儿买来干净的尿 Look, my man, Bibby, he buys piss from somebody
装进避孕套里 用胶布贴在腿上 and he put it in a condom and he tape it to his leg.
都这会儿了 我还能买到尿吗 I mean, is there anywhere I could even buy urine at this point?
估计困难 Probably not.
这样 我帮你打听打听 好吗 Look, I'll ask around for you, all right?
好 All right.
- 有消息及时通知我 - 嗯哼 - Let me know. - Uh-huh.
BGM: Hit It and Quit It by Funkadelic
Van Van.
Alicia 嘿 Alicia, hey.
你今天负责学校禁闭室的事儿是吗 You running ISS today?
ISS: In School Suspension
呃 是的 是我 Uh, yes, I'm supposed to. Yeah.
我要停了Tobias的课 I got Tobias right now.
你知道这个臭小子做了什么吗 You want to know what this boy did?
- Jamilah Hall来了吗 - 到 - Jamilah Hall? - Here!
- Forrest Hunt - 到 - Forrest Hunt? - Here.
Tobias Walner Tobias Walner?
Tobi Tobi...
- 为什么他把脸涂白了 - 谁知道呢 - Why was he in white face? - I don't even know.
但他对我的折磨和挑战到此结束 But he gonna get enough of fucking with me.
- 这点我敢确定 - 呃 - I know that. - Um...
把他送去Halford先生那儿呗 他喜欢他 Okay, just send him to Mr. Halford 'cause he loves him.
得有人把他逮过去 Somebody needs to come get him.
我可不干 Van 我去了就得蹲局子 I can't do it, Van, I'm not going to jail today.
把Halford先生找来 他会把Tobias送到禁闭室 好吗 Bring Mr. Halford down, and he will walk him to ISS, okay?
我得走了 Girl, I got to go.
他好日子到头了 你看着吧 He gonna get enough. Watch.
好 我这就 Okay. Just...
我操 Fuck!
Vanessa来了 Vanessa's here.
请让她进来 Please send her in.
早上好 Keifer女士 Morning, Ms. Keifer.
我想跟你简单聊几句 I wanted to have a quick chat with you.
- 呃 我没收到你的尿样 - 我吸了大麻 - Um, didn't receive your sample... - I smoked weed.
好吧 Okay.
尿样其实没寄出去 Well, urine samples aren't sent off.
县里没钱给每个员工进行季度药检 The county can't afford quarterly drug tests for its employees,
所以首次药检以后 其实都是做个样子 让大家守规矩 so after the first one, they're really just to keep people on their toes.
听我说 每个人都会吸大麻 Listen, everybody smokes weed.
眼下的体制根本就不适合教书育人 The system isn't made for these kids to succeed,
大家总得把这些负能量发泄出去 and you got to shake it off somehow.
我懂的 I get it.
但很不幸 你已经向上级承认 But unfortunately, you have admitted the use
服用非法药物 of an illegal substance to a superior,
所以我得辞退你 so I've got to fire you.
为了保住我自己 保住这所学校 To cover my own ass, as well as the school's.
你懂的 You understand.
好 我们就当这次对话发生于周五 Okay, let's say we had this conversation Friday.
这样能多给你一周的时间好好收拾一下 可以吗 That'll give you the week to get your things together, okay?
你还好吗 You all right?
来抱一个 Come here.
你没事的 Yeah, you are.
喔 Whoo!
你真没少抽啊 You are loud.
头发里全是大麻味儿 I mean, it's all in your hair.
结果怎样
没事 一卷大麻烟多少钱
(1/8盎司 约3.5g)
我不卖
把我的号码存成别人的名字
妹子啊 你可长点心吧
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嘿 Mike Hey, Mike.