片名:汤姆猫与杰米鼠－飙风天王
编剧:乔瑟夫芭芭拉
编剧:比尔柯博
制片:史蒂芬费萨迪
导演:比尔柯博
(史派狗窝)
(婆罗洲)
我才离开一小时 你们就把家砸了? I leave you alone for an hour, and you destroy my house?
你也好不到哪儿去 And, you, you're no better.
你们两个都滚出去! You're both evicted!
对,你有机会坐拥这一切 Yes, this could all be yours.
这栋设施齐全的豪宅 This mansion with all the amenities.
环境甜美静谧,与世隔绝 Located in the bucolic, exclusive surroundings...
就位于松谷牧丘庄园 ... of Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates.
本豪宅可眺望庄园的宁静风光 This mansion overlooks the tranquil landscape...
以及高球场和墓园 ... of the Pine Valley Ranch Hills Estates golf course and the cemetery.
拥有这把钥匙后,富甲天下的你 This is the key that can open the door...
就能通往更宽敞的未来 ... to your future as a person who lives in a really big house!
若你赢得《超级酷炫》赛车大赛 And it could all be yours if you are the winner...
就可以拥有这一切 ... of The Fabulous Super Race.
大声公制作的全新电视冠军节目 J.W. Globwobbler's latest television extravaganza.
想参加比赛的选手 To enter this contest, participants must supply...
必须自行准备车辆 ... their own all-terrain vehicles, and come on down...
并勇猛前进到好莱坞大声公片场 ... to Globwobbler Studios in beautiful Hollywood, U.S. A!
只剩一个名额 想加入就趁今天! Only one spot remains. Enter today!
这全都可能属于你! 今天就报名 It could belong to you! Enter today!
(好莱坞二手零件厂)
(大声公片场)
听着,小丑 你节目的收视在下滑 Now look, Clown-O, your ratings are plummeting.
但我有办法让你起死回生 I have an idea how to juice your show up...
挽救你火烧屁股的窘境 你需要搭档 ...and pull your polka-dotted keister out of the fire. You need a partner.
搭档? A partner?
对,动物搭档 Yep. An animal partner.
什么?像狗或猴子? 还是鹦鹉? What? Like a dog? A monkey? A parrot maybe?
艾文,把猛熊先生推进来 Irving, wheel in Mr. Frisky.
我以为儿童节目主持人 都喜欢动物 Hey, I thought you kids' show hosts liked animals.
没错,但这只动物有点吓人 We do, sir, but this animal looks a little dangerous.
小丑,动物能感受到负面的磁场 Clown-O, animals can sense negative vibrations...
快给我站起来 向猛熊先生打招呼 ...so get off that chair and say hello to Mr. Frisky.
我要你立刻和猛熊先生合作 I want you and Mr. Frisky to begin working up an act right away.
好乖的狗 Good dog.
快停止!快把它拉走!不! Stop! Get him off of me! No! No!
叫它滚远一点! Hey, get him off of me!
-妈咪! -我真是天才 - Mommy! - I'm a genius!
那只熊有天份又有活力 接下来呢? That bear's got talent, moxie, pizzazz! What's next?
老大,容我提醒你 Well, sir, if you'll remember, we're still looking...
我们还缺一名 《超级酷炫》赛车的选手 ...for one more contestant to round out The Fabulous Super Race.
我要来点疯狂 令人意想不到的花样 I need something crazy and wild, something totally unexpected.
停车! Halt!
开拍! Action!
这是特技区 And this is our stunt area.
他们都是受训过的专业人员 切勿模仿 These are all trained professionals. Don't try this at home.
-抓我的手,卡莉斯 -我爱你,法兰克 - Take my hand, Clarice! - I love you, Frank!
它们来干嘛? What's this?
照情况判断,它们是来试镜 From the looks of things, they're here to audition...
争取《超级酷炫》赛车最后一个名额 ...for the remaining slot in The Fabulous Super Race.
你在开玩笑吗? 一只猫和老鼠? Is this some kind of a joke? A pussycat and a mouse?
我要找一群为了大奖 不惜牺牲生命的参赛者 This is about stunts and people putting their lives at risk...
不是拍什么野生动物纪录片 ...for a big fat prize. It's not a nature documentary.
-叫警卫把这两只赶… -老大… - Call security and have these two... - Sir! Sir, it's...
是他 ...him.
-我鸡皮疙瘩都起来了 -他是好莱坞总裁 - This gives me the creeps. - He's the president of Hollywood.
当然应该让你皮皮锉 He's supposed to give you the creeps.
陛下你好 伟大的好莱坞领导人 Greetings, Your Tinselyness. Imperious leader of Hollywood.
微笑,艾文 Smile, Irving.
我很害怕,老大 I'm terrified, sir.
你看,大声公 Now you look, J.W.
我们听到关于那只猫和老鼠的事 The girls and I overheard what you were saying about this cat and mouse.
对 Yes.
它们想要参赛 我正打算叫警卫… They want to enter the race. I was about to call security and...
这是本比赛最棒的点子! This is the greatest single idea for The Fabulous Super Race show yet!
很好,大声公,你真有远见 Good thinking, J.W., you're really on the ball.
是的,殿下,谢谢夸奖 Yes, Your Sparklyness, thank you.
我就知道你会喜欢 I was sure you'd like it.
从这只猫的行为看来 From the looks of this cat...
它应该会不惜一切只为求胜 ...I'd be prepared to say he's the type that would stop at nothing to win.
没错,好主意 观众最爱劣根性的坏蛋 Absolutely. It's genius. People love a rotten-to-the-core villain.
愿意挑战极限 赢得冠军的狂徒 Someone who will do the things they only dream about in order to win!
记得,大声公 疑惑时要放低身段 Remember, J.W., when in doubt, always stoop as low as you can...
根据原始直觉行事 ...and appeal to people's basest instincts.
谢谢你,圣上,你所言甚是 Gosh, thanks, Your Flashiness. Right again.
我们达成任务了,小姐们 Well, our work here is done, ladies.
加油,大声公 让收视率狂飙吧! Go forth, J.W. Globwobbler, and bringeth in the ratings!
反正还有两个名额 Well, I guess there are two slots available.
两位,你们被录用了 Boys, you're hired.
在虚线上签名就行了 Just sign on the dotted line, boys.
这会是电视史上 最精采的真实电视秀 This will be the greatest reality game show in the history of TV.
能让我坐上好莱坞副总的宝座 A show like this could make me vice president of Hollywood.
这两个家伙很糟糕 These two are awful, sir.
对,这样最好 Yep. It's perfect!
开始直播! And we're live!
各位电视机前的观众大家好 Well, hello everybody out there in television land...
欢迎收看《超级酷炫》赛车 我是毕夫小虫虫 ...and welcome to The Fabulous Super Race. I'm Biff Buzzard.
我是巴兹冒泡泡 我们来到密西根州的底特律… And I'm Buzz Blister. We're here in beautiful Detroit, Michigan...
我们来到加州风光明媚的好莱坞 We're here in gorgeous Hollywood, California!
没错,冒泡泡,《超级酷炫》赛车 That's right, Buzzer, The Fabulous Super Race.
在人类短暂的地球历史上 It should be more exciting than anything mankind has yet experienced...
想必没人看过更刺激的节目 ...in its brief time here on planet Earth.
说到地球,毕夫 And speaking of planet Earth, Biffster...
这场比赛即将环绕全地球 ...that's where our race is going to take place.
对啊,巴兹 比赛起点是南加州 Right, Buzzatola. The race begins here in Southern California...
终点是墨西哥 ...and ends here in Mexico.
这就是打开豪华奖品之门的钥匙… And this is the "keyako" that opens the door to our terrific prize...
-一栋豪宅 -真是美轮美奂,巴兹 ...a huge giant mansion. - She's a beauty, Buzz.
它属于《超级酷炫》赛车的冠军 And she will go to the winner of The Fabulous Super Race.
现在来介绍所有参赛者 Let's get down to the pits and meet our contestants right now.
你一定是… You must be?
在下是狄猛男 Steed Dirkly at your service.
我要向所有支持我的粉丝说哈罗 And I'd like to say hello to all of my fans rooting for me, Steed Dirkly.
还有我会把赢得的奖金 And might I just add that all the proceeds I will win...
全部捐给我最信赖的慈善机构 ...will be donated to my favorite charity.
是什么机构呢,猛男? And what might that be, Steed?
我 Me.
所有美国人一定都很感动 狄猛男… Well, I'm sure that warms the hearts of America. Steed Dirkly...
真是个见钱眼开的好汉,祝你好运 ...a true hero with a heart of gold. Good luck.
接下来是谁,小虫虫阿鲁? Who have we got here, Buzz-A-Roo?
好像是位可爱的老阿妈 Why, it looks like a cute old grandma.
她看起来仁慈,和蔼 She looks just as cute and nice...
体贴又臭老得不得了,对不对呢? ...and sweet and old as she could be, doesn't she?
谢谢你,孩子 Why, thank you, sonny.
我认为保持年轻的心最重要 I'm one of those who believes you're as young as you feel.
我一向支持干净享乐 与公平竞争 I have always been a fan of good clean fun and honest competition.
这可爱的小家伙是谁? And who's this cute little fella?
这是小犬,我最疼它了 This is Squirty. Oh, he's my whole world.
小犬!放开他的手指 Squirty! Give the nice man his finger back.
动物都讨厌你,毕夫 千万别忘记 Animals just don't like you, Biff. You've got to remember that.
祝你好运,阿妈 也祝你好运,小犬 Well, good luck, Grammy. And good luck, Squirty.
你贵姓大名,先生? And what is your name, sir?
我是光之毁灭者,戈森 I am Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
我好紧张 这是我第一次上电视 I am nervous. I've never been on TV before.
真的?你上电视了 你住哪里,毁灭者先生? Really? Well, you're on TV now. And where are you from, Mr. Destroyer?
从你的衣着来看 我猜是加州奥克兰 I'm guessing, from the outfit, Oakland, California!
我来自尼尔特 位于死神掌控的暗夜中 I am from Niltor, near the outer alabaster tower in the inner ring of green fire...
鬼火萦绕的雪花石高塔附近 ...in the dimension of darkness ruled by the overlords of dread.
真好,你在尼尔特 从事什么工作? Nice. And what do you do in Niltor, Mr. Destroyer?
我开花店和贺卡店 I own a flower shop and a greeting-card store.
原来如此 I see.
你应该想赢得钜额奖金 And I suppose you're looking for a shot at that big cash prize...
-和那栋豪宅 -对,我希望获胜 ...and that fabulous mansion. - Yes, that would be nice.
我早晚会厌倦尼尔特中 One does grow weary of the soul-crushing darkness...
压抑着我灵魂的黑夜 与无尽呐喊 ...and endless screaming that fill the air of Niltor.
毁灭者先生,我很好奇 Mr. Destroyer, I'm curious...
你这部外型特异的车 动力为何? ...what exactly powers this strange-Iooking vehicle of yours?
它以数千个被诅咒的恶灵为动力 It is powered by the anguish of a thousand doomed souls.
他似乎很关心环保议题,各位 It sounds like he has a soft spot in his heart for the environment, folks.
祝你好运,戈森,光之毁灭者 Well, good luck, Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
谢谢你,毕夫 Thank you, Biff.
(嗨,妈)
你一定是… And you must be?
我是美乐 来自威斯康辛州的窝特镇 Hi! I'm Mallory from Watertown, Wisconsin.
大家都叫我足球辣妈 Everyone calls me Soccer Mom.
好,足球辣妈 你的车是改装休旅车? Okay, Soccer Mom. And you're here in your souped-up minivan, is that right?
对,我忙于学校,足球赛 Yeah. You know, between school and soccer games...
和网路拍卖业 因此需要额外的调剂 ...and my online retail business, I decided I needed a hobby.
很好,足球辣妈 你的孩子一定以你为荣 Fantastic, Soccer Mom. Your kids must be very proud.
对,鲁法,甘特,安格 和雪拉都很为我而骄傲 Oh, yeah. Rufus, Gunter, Angus and Shylock are all very proud.
照顾这些儿子一定让人费心 All those boys must be a handful.
安格是女儿,孩子们 别忘了帮羊洗澡 No, Angus is a girl. Hi, kids! Don't forget to water the sheep!
妈妈不在时也不要斗剑 懂吗? Oh, and no swordplay in the house while Mommy's gone, okay?
如同法国人说的 祝你好运,足球辣妈 Well, as the French say, bueno el lucko to you, Soccer Mom.
接下来这位是… And that brings us to?
我是万事通博士 I am Dr. Professor...
足智多谋的无敌天才 ...a super-resourceful genius.
这场比赛的冠军非我莫属 And I will no doubt be the winner of this race.
大家都知道,科学力量大 As we all know, science is golden.
你准备的这辆车 That looks like a pretty sophisticated piece of machinery...
-看起来十分精密 -没错 ...you have there, doctor. - Yes, it is.
你都加什么样的油? And what kind of gas does it take?
-反物质 -这不是人类史上 - Antimatter. - Isn't that the most explosive...
最强最具爆炸性的能源? ...and powerful energy source known to mankind?
对,我发明的反物质引擎 永远不必加油 This is it. My own specially designed antimatter engine. I never have to refuel.
它利用最有效最强大的能源发动 It uses the most efficient and powerful fuel source.
这种能源与物质接触会怎样? So, what happens if this stuff touches matter?
会立即让周遭物体蒸发 It would instantly vaporize anything in its vicinity.
这个按钮有什么功用? What's this little thingy here do?
不!不要碰它! No! Don't touch that!
这高科技轿车速度还真快 是吗,毕夫? That technology thing is certainly moving fast, isn't it, Biff?
我完全同意 Boy, I'll say.
汤姆猫和杰米鼠在此 And here we have a pussycat and a mouse.
没想到害虫也有参赛资格 I didn't realize that vermin were eligible, Biff.
还有猫竟然能拿到驾照? And who on earth gave this pussycat a driver's license?
你们两位有话对观众说吗? And what do you two have to say to our viewers at home?
对了,它们是动物,毕夫 不会说话 That's right. They're animals, Biff, and they can't talk.
没错,但它们的车开得吓吓叫 No, sir, but apparently they can drive.
看这辆迷你老鼠车 Hey! Look at this little mouse-sized car.
真可爱 It's cute.
这台小车能飙多快? 时速四哩吗? What can you get this baby up to, little mouse? Four?
-四哩 -这个按钮有什么用? - "Four." - What's this little button here do?
各位,精采比赛即将登场 Okay. Okay, folks. With that, we are ready to get underway.
我们在墨西哥的终点站见 And we'll see you all at the finish line in Mexico.
(《超级酷炫》赛车大赛)
(起点)
他们出发了! And there they go!
厉害,小犬! Attaboy, Squirty!
选手必须启动车辆特殊装备 Our contestants are going to have to employ the first of their vehicles'...
才能通过南加州的拥挤车潮 ...special modifications to get around this notorious Southern California traffic.
他们似乎正使出浑身解数,毕夫 And it looks like they are doing just that, Biff.
好,我有绝招 Okay. I know just what to do now.
那只小猫在做什么,毕夫? Hey, what's that pussycat up to, Biff?
坏事,巴兹 No good it looks like to me, Buzz.
-真惊险,巴兹 -那只猫真有爆发力! - That was a close one, Buzz. - That pussycat is dynamite!
(墨西哥)
那位帅哥追上来了,小犬 Well, it looks like pretty boy is gaining, Squirty.
(美味骨头)
小犬,别这样!臭狗 Squirty! No! Bad dog!
小犬!不!别闹了! Oh, Squirty! No! Drop it! Drop it!
这只搞怪猫应该被关在尼尔特 This naughty pussycat would do well in the pits of Niltor.
也许我的臭弹能让它尝点苦头 Perhaps one of my stink pods will give him a taste of his own medicine.
收视率非常高,老大 It's a hit, sir!
这是个超级劲爆 无敌精采的节目,艾文 It's an ultra, super, dynamic mega hit, Irving!
不能在墨西哥就结束 We can't end this thing in Mexico!
打给工作人员 叫他们把终点线改远一点 Call the crew, tell them to move the finish line.
改到哪里? To where, sir?
艾文,哪一块是墨西哥? Irving, which one of these shapes is Mexico?
-这一块,老大 -我瞧瞧… - This one here, sir. - Let's see...
把终点线改到… ...how about if we take them to...
选手们即将抵达,巴兹! And here come the racers, Buzz!
我赢了!钥匙给我 Hey, I won! Give me that key.
别这么猴急 Not so fast.
那是减速路脊吗? Was that a speed bump?
天啊,我赢了吗? Oh, heavenly days. Did I win?
先别太兴奋,选手们 Now, don't get too excited there, racers.
我们刚刚收到好莱坞最新消息 We've just received word from our Hollywood studio...
由于收视居高不下 《超级酷炫》赛车将延长比赛 ...that due to the high ratings, The Fabulous Super Race is going to be extended.
下一条终点线 The next finish line is located deep in the heart...
-就在亚马逊丛林深处 -什么?你说什么? ...of the Amazon jungle. - What? What are you talking about?
令人振奋不是吗? Isn't that great?
(亚马逊)
我们又见面了 Hello again, folks.
巴兹冒泡泡与毕夫 正位于亚马逊雨林中心 Buzz Blister here in the heart of the Amazon jungle with my cohost, Biff.
选手们正勇敢地在 浓密雨林中高速前进 Our racers are forging intrepidly ahead through...
即将开上这座非常不稳… ...this dense jungle on their way to this very unstable...
又摇摇欲坠的桥 ...and rickety-Iooking bridge.
选手们来了! Here come our racers!
好像是狄猛男 Oh, it looks like Steed Dirkly.
真惊险,巴兹 That was a close one, Buzz.
没错,毕夫,他冲过来了… Yes, it sure was, Biff. And here comes...
看起来像是阿妈 Oh, it looks like Grammy.
希望她能通过少了几块木板的桥 I hope she can negotiate the bridge with those slats missing.
我紧追在后,帅哥! I'm right on your tail, pretty boy!
不!阿妈似乎有麻烦了,巴兹 Oh, no! It looks like Grammy's in trouble, Buzz!
没错,可惜根据规定 It certainly does. And it's just too bad that the rules prevent us...
我们不能去支援那位 和蔼的臭老阿妈 ...from coming to the rescue of that sweet, very old lady.
对,否则就算作弊,巴兹 No, that would be cheating, Buzz.
所以若这位阿妈 把老桥的木板弄坏 So if this old lady snaps through the rotten wooden slats of this ancient bridge...
掉落河中丧命 我们就只得进广告 ...and falls to her doom, we'll just have to go to a commercial.
她看起来无助又纤细 She just seems so helpless and delicate.
好脆弱,好削瘦 So weak, so scrawny.
口吐白沫爆青筋 So noodly and frothy.
一碰就碎,弱不禁风 So crunchy and creamy.
真是了不起 Pretty impressive.
光之毁灭者戈森准备过桥了 Hey! Looks like Gorthan, Destroyer of Light, is making his crossing now.
-戈森有麻烦了,毕夫 -的确如此,巴兹 - Gorthan's in trouble, Biff! - Wow, he sure is, Buzz!
老桥应该无法承受 他的超重金属车 That heavy metal car of his may be too much for that old bridge to handle.
黑翼魔鸟戈纳哥… Knargack the Black-Winged...
我召唤你前来使用魔力 ...I summon thee to appear and use thine hideous powers...
让我通过这个障碍 ...to lifteth me-eth over this obstacle-eth.
戈森,真是了不起的把戏 Gorthan, that was some trick!
你亲自训练那只鸟吗? Did you train that bird yourself?
不,戈纳哥的灵魂 属于已死的敌人 Oh, no. Knargack's soul belongs to that of a vanquished foe...
它已被囚禁,注定终生服侍我 ...who's now trapped and forced to serve.
它会说话吗?能不能访问它? Can it talk? Could we get an interview with it?
我要快点出发,我落后了 I have to get going. I'm falling behind.
好,很高兴再见到你 光之毁灭者戈森 Right. Well, good to see you again, Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.
谢谢,巴兹,很荣幸接受访问 Thank you, Buzz. Always great to see you.
我觉得他不是爱动物人士 I wouldn't have pegged him as an animal lover.
不知道下一位是谁,毕夫 I wonder who will be next, Biff.
(选手请走这边! 小心前方流沙)
这倒奇怪 和我的地图完全不一样 That's funny. That doesn't look like what's on my map, not at all.
管他的,路标不会骗人 Oh, well, signs don't lie.
该死,我才刚洗车 最好打给一级棒 Oh, darn. I just had this washed. I'd better call GoneStar.
感谢你进入一级棒 远端协助部门 Hello. And thank you for calling GoneStar's remote assistance department.
我叫大卫,你是否有兴趣 My name is Dave. Would you like to subscribe...
-订购免费音乐下载系统? -不了,谢谢你,大卫 ...to our free music download offer? - Oh, no, thank you, Dave.
我现在有急事要处理 See, I have an emergency going on now.
好,我在银幕上先将你定位 I see. Well, let me locate you on my screen.
你是美乐马度,足球辣妈 You are Mallory MacDoogle, a soccer mom.
我已经找出你的位置 I have you pinpointed in a remote and unexplored region...
就在遥远偏僻的亚马逊雨林 ... of the Amazonian jungle.
-你有什么麻烦? -丛林就是问题 - And what seems to be the trouble? - See now, that's just it.
我正陷入可怕的流沙 需要人救我出来 I'm sinking in deadly quicksand and I need help getting out now.
我恐怕爱莫能助,美乐 I'm afraid I can't do that, Mallory.
开玩笑的 我来查询一级棒流沙资料库 Just kidding. Well, let's consult our GoneStar quicksand computer...
看看能否救你出来 ... and see if we can't get you out of there.
照着银幕上的指示做就对了 Simply follow the prompts on your screen.
(流沙,是敌是友?)
在多变的地球上有很多种流沙 There are many types of quicksand on our interesting planet.
有沙漠流沙,沼泽流沙 和丛林流沙 There is desert quicksand, swamp quicksand and jungle quicksand.
你选了丛林流沙 You have selected jungle quicksand.
现在请选择你身处的丛林 Now please choose the jungle you are in.
是比属刚果 Are you in A, the Belgian Congo...
南亚丛林,或亚马逊丛林 ... B, a Southeast Asian jungle or C, the Amazonian jungle.
亚马逊丛林,没错 Amazonian, yeah.
现在请选择要如何处理流沙 Now choose what you would like to do with the quicksand you have selected.
你要制造流沙,用流沙种菜 Would you like to A, make quicksand, B, garden with quicksand...
还是从流沙中逃出来? ... or C, get out of quicksand?
真是的
想要出来,请按… To get out, press...
等一下 Wait a ding-dang minute here.
我认为有人在恶作剧 You know, I think somebody might've done this on purpose.
不要往那边走,小老鼠 比赛方向是那边 Oh, no, don't go that way, little mouse. The race is this way, yeah!
我的车沉到流沙里了 我应该被淘汰了 My van sank in the quicksand, so I guess I'm out.
给你一片橘子,让你补充体力 Here, have an orange. It will give you energy.
祝你好运 Good luck!
-足球辣妈真是可惜,巴兹 -对,我本来看好她 - Too bad about Soccer Mom, Buzz. - Yes, I was kind of rooting for her.
发生什么事? 那只疯猫… But what's this? That crazy pussycat...
停在桥尾 手上拿一把锯子 ...has stopped at the end of the bridge. He's got a saw.
它好像要玩阴的 I sense a dirty trick coming up.
害人终害己 Looks like that one backfired on the pussycat.
看来是如此,巴兹兹 It sure does, Buzzalito.
这条河也充满爱吃猫肉的食人鱼 And this river is infested with pussycat-eating piranha fish.
-那是火地岛,老大 -那个呢? - That's Tierra del Fuego, sir. - And that?
那是南极 That would be the Antarctic, sir.
太好了! Fantastic!
选手们必须把车改装 才有本事穿越大洋 The racers will have to modify their cars and sail across the water to make it there.
这样一来,收视率会更高! That should boost the ratings even higher!
各位,刚刚好莱坞传来好消息 Folks, I've just heard from Hollywood and have received some terrific news...
一定能让所有选手乐不可支 ...that I'm sure our racers will be pleased to hear!
选手们现在要朝南美洲最南端前进 Our racers are now going to head for the southernmost tip of South America...
然后要挑战难关… ...where they will prepare for the difficult crossing...
横越何恩角到南极! ...from Cape Horn to the Antarctic.
选手们一定高兴得不得了 And won't our racers be excited and happy to hear that!
他们来了 And here they come!
-钥匙给我! -别这么猴急,猛男 - Give me that key! - Not so fast, Steed.
毕夫有好消息告诉大家 Biff has some news for you all!
对,各位,这场比赛要延长 That's right, all. The race has been extended.
我们在南极见!祝大家好运 And we will see each and all of you in the Antarctic! Good luck, everyone!
(南极请走这边)
且慢,小犬! Avast, Squirty!
只会呕吐是无法赢得比赛的 It'll take more than a little drizzle to keep us from winning.
这让我想起在尼尔特 血脓湾航行的时光 This reminds me of sailing Blood Blister Bay back in Niltor.
不,糟糕,不要沉! No, this is terrible. Stop sinking!
塞翁失马焉知非福 Well, maybe this isn't so bad after all.
美人鱼小姐 Well, Miss Mermaid...
你走运了 因为狄猛男来到这个港湾 ...you are in luck. Because Steed Dirkly has just washed upon your shore.
等你把我的衣服晾干之后 我就… And as soon as you dry these damp clothes, I'll reward you...
让你煮晚餐给我吃当作奖励 ...by letting you fix my dinner.
这是最新消息,毕夫 Hey, this just in, Biffo.
南极洲南方传来不幸消息 Oh, some disappointing news from the Southern Atlantic.
似乎狄猛男被当成海产 It seems Steed Dirkly is being parboiled in a briny bouillabaisse...
还加上续随子茴香奶酪幕斯 ...and served with a caper dill cream mousseline.
巴兹,他出局了 但他听来很美味 Buzzby, he's out of the race. But he sounds delicious.
戈森,恭喜你率先抵达南极洲 Well, Gorthan, congratulations on being the first one to make it to the Antarctic.
谢谢,巴兹,你好,毕夫 Thank you, Buzz. And hello, Biff.
戈森,你有没有听过 Say, Gorthan, have you ever heard that thing...
用舌头去舔冰冻的金属会怎样? ...about sticking your tongue on a piece of frozen metal?
没听过,什么意思? No. What do you mean?
戈森,听说若用舌头 Well, Gorthan, they say if you touch your tongue...
舔冰冻金属 就会黏在上面 ...on a frozen piece of metal, it will stick.
-什么? -对,你认为呢,戈森? - What? - Yes. What do you think, Gorthan?
会不会黏住呢? Will it stick, yes or no?
不会,真是荒谬,我认为不会黏住 Well, no, that's nonsense. The answer is no. It wouldn't stick.
要不要亲口试试看? Well, what about putting your money where your mouth is, Gorthan?
-什么意思? -这里刚好有根柱子 - What do you mean? - Well, we have the south pole right here.
试舔一下如何? Why not give it a try?
什么?要我舔这根柱子? What? You mean, stick my tongue on this stupid metal pole here?
真是没想到 大名鼎鼎的光之毁灭者 Who would have thought that the so-called Destroyer of Light...
-竟然是只软脚虾 -你说话小心点 ...was really just a big wimp. - Look, I'm warning you!
不必施展魔法,戈森 若你坚持舌头不会黏 No need to resort to evil magic, Gorthan. If you think your tongue won't stick...
就证明给我们看 ...just go ahead and show us.
好,我就证明给你们这群 愚蠢的凡人看 All right. If only to prove to you mortals that you are wrong! Here.
好,快舔,戈森 Well, go on, Gorthan.
我正要舔了 I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
看到没?我早说了 There. You see? I told you.
-我说过他会上当 -我就知道 - Told you. - I knew it.
巴兹,你看 Hey, Buzz, look.
冰块裂开了 The ice is cracking.
没错,毕夫拉马 快跳到安全的地方 Gosh, you're right, Biff-O-Rama. Let's hop over to safety.
那谁来救我?救命,各位 Hey, what about me? Come on, fellas.
戈森似乎也出局了 And it looks like Gorthan is out of the race.
的确如此,巴兹 It sure does, Buzzo.
至少我们证明若金属柱够冰 But at least we proved once and for all that your tongue will stick...
-你的舌头会被黏住 -真了不起 ...to a metal pole if it's cold enough. - And that's something.
我诅咒你们的灵魂,臭凡人! I curse your souls, mortals!
就是有人输不起 Boy, somebody sure is a sore loser.
现在剩下猫,老鼠和阿妈 That leaves the pussycat, the mouse and, of course, Grammy.
没错,他们来了 Yes. And here they are.
我们来访问一下阿妈 Let's have a word with Grammy.
阿妈,你的家乡父老 Say, Grammy, I'm sure the folks at home...
一定想知道你的参赛感言 ...would like to know how you feel about the race thus far.
这是个精采的比赛 Well, it's a wonderful competition.
能参与具优良传统 It's good for a person to participate...
光明正大又有趣的比赛 有益身心 ...in old-fashioned, clean, wholesome fun!
小犬! Squirty. Squirty!
妈妈来救你了! Mommy's coming!
猫咪先生 Mr. Pussycat...
耍这样的阴险手段 你晚上睡得着吗? ...how are you going to sleep at night after a rotten trick like that?
我认为它会睡得很好,巴兹 I think he'll sleep just fine, Buzz.
看来暂时领先的是猫 Looks like the pussycat is in the lead.
现在只剩两位选手,小毕 Well, it seems we are down to only two competitors now, Biffy.
没错,汤姆猫和杰米鼠 That's right. A cat and a mouse.
猎食者和猎物 A predator and the prey.
-强人和弱者 -吃人的和被吃的 - The overdog and the underdog. - The eater and the eaten.
-大猫和小老鼠 -够了,毕夫,观众懂你的意思了 - The big and the small. - Okay, Biff, I think we get the idea.
(平交道)
你瞧瞧收视率,老大 Just take a look at the ratings for the show, sir.
我的妈,真是一飞冲天 Holy cow, they're through the roof!
若我还当不上好莱坞副总 就太没天理了 If this doesn't make me vice president of Hollywood, I don't know what will.
打铁要趁热,还能怎样刺激收视率呢? 他们人呢? We gotta keep this up. What can we do to make this more exciting? Where are they?
他们正横越南极,下一站是澳洲 They're racing across the Antarctic, sir. The next stop is Australia.
澳洲?莫札特的故乡吗? Australia, huh? Isn't that where Mozart is from?
不,是奥地利才对,老大 No. That's Austria, sir.
对,他们要怎么去澳洲? Oh, right. So how should we have them get there?
一般是经由飞机或航海,老大 Well, standard procedure is to fly or sail, sir.
不要这么死脑筋,艾文 You gotta learn how to think out of the box, Irving.
不然他们要怎么去? 南极和澳洲之间 But how else would they get there? There's an enormous body of water...
-被一大片海洋阻隔 -没错 ...between the Antarctic and Australia. - Precisely.
-你的意思是… -没错,继续想 - You mean? - Yes, keep going.
-从海底? -答对了! - Underwater, sir? - Bingo!
脑筋灵活点就不用打杂了 That's the kind of thinking that will keep you out of the mailroom.
从南极到澳洲这段赛程 将在海底进行 The leg of the race between Antarctica and Australia will be held underwater.
这是电视史上的创举 It'll be a television first.
我们来看收视率能飙得多高 Let's just see how high we can get these ratings to go.
(终点线)
我看到老鼠了,巴兹 但是汤姆猫…等等! Well, I see the mouse, Buzz, but no sign of the pussyc... Wait!
汤姆猫的车在那里,不过它不在里面 His car is there, but the pussycat is not in the vehicle.
根据规则,选手要在车里 才能继续比赛 As we all know, the contestant must be in his vehicle in order to stay in the race.
恭喜,杰米鼠先生,你暂时领先 Congratulations, Mr. Mouse! You have taken the lead.
你差一点就能赢得豪宅了 You're that much closer to owning your very own mansion.
现在请将车辆改装 Now it's time to modify your vehicle...
因为前往澳洲的路程是在 ...because the next leg of the race to Australia is taking place.
海底进行 Underwater.
对汤姆猫来说真是坏消息 Tough break for the pussycat.
对,猫通常不喜欢水 尤其是这只 Yes, cats don't like water at all. Especially this one.
(澳洲)
(鱼汤)
(玻璃切割器)
大声公先生,汤姆猫出局了 Mr. Globwobbler, sir, the pussycat is out of the race.
我喜欢那只猫 它的阴险计俩提高收视率 I love that cat. That backstabbing feline drove our ratings through the roof.
-把它救回来! -遵命,老大 - Get him back in the race! - Yes, sir.
(雪梨)
(欢迎,选手们)
别太激动,拳王 连线了 Take it easy, Punchy. Oh, we're on.
番迎各位先生女士,我们来到… G'day all you mates and sheilas. We're here...
毕夫,应该是“欢迎” Biff, no, it's "g'day."
发音是“欢乐”的欢 Like, duh, you pronounce the "guh" sound.
现在我觉得很奇怪又拗口 Well, now I'm all self-conscious and it sounds weird to me.
由你来说比较好 I think you better do it.
好,那你来照顾拳王 All right. Then here, you take Punchy.
我觉得这只袋鼠 看我不顺眼,巴兹 I don't think this kangaroo likes me very much, Buzz.
别胡说,狗链拿去 欢迎各位 Nonsense. Take the leash. G'day, folks.
我们来到美丽炎热潮湿 又害虫遍布的澳洲 We're here down under in beautiful, hot, humid, bug-infested Australia.
各位,这是澳洲亲善大使,拳王 And, folks, say hello to our Australian ambassador of good will, Punchy...
精通打拳的袋鼠 它很可爱吧? ...the boxing kangaroo. Isn't he cute, folks?
它可爱毙了,番迎大家 He's adorable. G'day.
先生小姐们 下一段赛程将在崎岖的内地进行 The next portion of the race will take place in the rugged outback.
是不是啊,毕夫? Isn't that right, Biff?
接着再到澳洲最北部的韦帕 Then on north up to Weipa in the northernmost portion of Australia.
下一段赛程即将开始,他们来了! The next leg of our race is about to begin. Here they come!
好像是阿妈 It looks like Grammy.
对,她真是一尾活龙 Yes. And that's amazing.
因为上次我们看到她 被鲸鱼吞下肚子 Because the last time we saw her, she had been eaten by a whale.
绝不能低估老人的本事,巴兹 Never underestimate the elderly, Buzz.
尤其是阿妈 Especially Grammy.
没错,这老家伙 看家本领真不少 No, sir. This old bat is full of surprises.
是杰米鼠 Hey, it's the mouse.
有看到汤姆猫吗,杰米鼠先生? Any sign of the pussycat, Mr. Mouse?
我想那只猫小命不保,巴兹 I think it's curtains for the pussycat, Buzz.
真不幸 它的恶劣行径让比赛更刺激 And that's too bad. His rotten attitude was making this race so exciting.
祝你好运,啮齿类动物 Well, good luck, rodent.
小亲亲,我爱死你了! Oh, my little spud! I love you!
加速前进吧,小犬! Let's burn rubber, Squirty!
等等,毕夫,那在搞什么? Wait a minute, Biff, what's that?
毕夫,电视台似乎很喜欢汤姆猫 Well, Biff, it looks like the network has taken a liking to a certain pussycat.
这么麻烦干嘛?反正它赢不了 Why bother? He can't win.
阿妈和杰米鼠已经横越一半澳洲了 Grammy and the rodent are already halfway across Australia.
对,我们帮汤姆猫挖坟墓吧 它玩完了 Yes. I think we can stick a fork in the pussycat, because he's toast.
它的车也毁了 And so is his car.
(五金行)
死不放弃的人总能激励人心 Well, it's always encouraging to see a guy who won't give up.
对,但它的挣扎是没意义的 Yes. But this case is hopeless.
汤姆猫绝对不可能追上 杰米鼠和阿妈的 There's no way the pussycat will be able to make up the gap...
否则太阳就打西边出来 ...between the mouse and Grammy.
对,除非它把澳洲大陆割成两半 Yes. He'd pretty much have to saw the entire continent of Australia in half.
这根本是不可能的任务 And that's extremely unlikely.
否则我名字就倒过来写 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
不!它打算… No! He's not gonna...
没错,毕夫 汤姆猫要把澳洲锯两半 He sure is gonna, Biff. That crazy pussycat is going to saw Australia in half.
-各位有何想法? -汤姆猫真有决心 - How about that, folks? - That's some determined pussycat.
没错,毕夫 在这块大陆沉入大海前 I'll say, Biff. We'd better get off this continent...
我们最好赶快闪人 ...before it sinks to the bottom of Davy Jones' Locker.
(澳洲)
你这只阴险下流的猫 Oh, you rotten, dirty pussycat.
你活该,臭猫 Well, it serves you right, you naughty pussycat.
(婆罗洲)
要摔车了,小犬 快打开降落伞! We're going down, Squirty. Quick, the parachutes!
你这只忘恩负义的臭狗 Why, you ungrateful little stinker.
要不是我救你 你还待在动物实验室 If it weren't for me, you'd still be at the animal-testing lab...
朝你眼睛喷止汗剂 逼你喝油漆 ...having antiperspirant sprayed in your eyes and drinking paint.
你这只臭狗! Geronimo!
把降落伞打开,小犬,快! Open the chute, Squirty. Open the chute!
小犬,我不行… Oh, Squirty, I can't...
老大,阿妈出局了 被汤姆猫陷害的 Sir, Grammy is out of the race. The pussycat did her in.
-只剩它和杰米鼠了 -这些肮脏把戏太过火了 - It's just him and the mouse now. - This whole caper is falling apart.
听好,艾文 这场比赛歹戏拖棚 Listen up, Irving. This race is taking too long.
观众根本没耐心看下去 The public have the attention span of a cocker spaniel.
你最好让赛势加快 否则就卷舖盖走路 You'd better speed up the last leg of the race or your sorry butt goes bye-bye.
但我们说比赛会横越 世界各大都市 But we told the public this race would pass through the greatest cities in the world.
但连克里夫兰都还没到 And we haven't even been to Cleveland yet.
艾文,观众不爱看美丽的城市 Irving, the public doesn't want a bunch of pretty cities.
他们要的是动作场面 和一堆爆破镜头 They want action. Action and plenty of explosions.
我要这场比赛在五分钟内结束 Now, I want this race wrapped up in five minutes, Irving...
-否则你就去打杂 -是,老大 ...or you'll find yourself sorting mail. - Yes, sir.
(欢迎各位选手)
毕夫,低等生物似乎领先群雄 Well, Biff, it looks like the lower life forms have taken the lead.
一点都没错,巴巴 That's right, Buzz-Buzz, and just as well.
而且它们为全世界的毛茸茸动物 I think they've done something for the self-esteem...
赢回了自尊与荣耀 ...of fur-covered animals everywhere.
汤姆猫和杰米鼠是唯一尚未出局的驾驶 Tom and Jerry, as the only surviving drivers in our Super Race...
你们将获得核子火箭车 喷射机等的东西 ...we're giving you two nuclear-powered, rocket-car, jet-plane, hovercraft things.
同时整段赛程有小小更动 And there's a teensy change in plans.
你们只剩五分钟完成比赛 You've only got five minutes to finish the race!
没错,一旦你们离开婆罗洲 That's right. Once you racers leave Borneo...
就横越欧洲与大西洋 抵达伟大的美国 ...you'll cross Europe and the Atlantic Ocean to the good old U.S. Of A.
然后通过大陆 穿过加州好莱坞的终点线 There you'll cross the continent to reach the finish line in Hollywood, California...
时间只有五分钟! ...in five minutes!
祝你们好运 希望较厉害的低等生物获胜 So good luck. And may the best lower species win.
(亚洲)
(圣母峰)
(欧洲)
(滑雪场)
(大西洋)
(美国)
(加油,汤姆猫!)
(终点线)
毕夫 在终点线的群众摒气凝神 Biffette, we're here at the finish line, where the crowd waits with bated breath...
焦急地想知道谁是冠军 ...to see if the winner will be the cat or the mouse.
(好莱坞)
真是惊险刺激,各位观众 Holy smokes, folks.
我们能听到它们朝我们驶来 We can hear them heading right this way.
它们势均力敌对吗,毕夫? They're neck and neck. Isn't that right, Biff?
没错,我也兴奋得语无伦次了 That's right. I too can hardly speak anything articulate with all this excitement.
以这种高速判断 它们多久会抵达终点? At those incredible speeds, how long do you think it'll take them to reach the finish line?
我同意,情况如此刺激 舌头会打结 I'm with you. It's hard to form even a simple sentence with this excitement.
但谁会胜出?汤姆猫或杰米鼠? 猫科或啮齿类? But who will win? The cat or the mouse? Feline or rodent? Pet or pest?
宠物或害虫?懒惰虫或贪吃鬼? 究竟是谁? The couch-scratcher or the cheese-nibbler? Who, Biff, who?
它们来了,精采的最后一圈 对吗,毕夫龙? And here they come, folks. What an incredible final lap. Right, Biffaroni?
离终点线只差五尺 领先的是汤姆猫 And they're a mere 5 feet from the finish line. And in the lead is Tom.
不,是杰米鼠 是汤姆猫,是杰米鼠才对! No, Jerry. No, Tom. No, Jerry!
汤姆猫,杰米鼠… Tom. Jerry. Tom. Jerry.
汤姆猫!杰米… Tom! Jer...
汤!杰! T! J!
-平手! -平手! - It's a tie! - It's a tie!
恭喜两位,我有好消息和坏消息 Congratulations, boys. I've got good news and bad news.
好消息是你们完成了 历史上伟大的竞赛 The good news is, you just finished the most spectacular race in history.
坏消息是两人平手 The bad news is, it's a tie.
因此根据合约 And your contract says you'll both have to do the race...
你们要重新比一次 ...all over again.
从现在开始 好莱坞将代表道德,健全… From now on, Hollywood is going to stand for morality, wholesomeness...
善良,纯洁的家庭娱乐 ...good, clean, family entertainment.
他发什么神经? What's gotten into him?
这种态度在好莱坞混不下去 We can't have that kind of attitude in Hollywood.
今天是你的幸运日,艾文 Well, today is your lucky day, Irving.
或该称呼你新任大声公片场总裁 Or should I say new head of Globwobbler Studios!
天啊!大声公片场总裁 Gosh. Head of Globwobbler Studios.
你真好,破坏我家之后 Well, how nice of you to get me a new home...
还送一栋新的给我 当我们… ...since you wrecked my old one. And while we're...
汤姆猫,又是杰米鼠 把它赶出去! Tom, there's that mouse again. Get that mouse out of our house!
不要呆站在那里 快想办法,快! Well, don't just stand there, do something! Get going! Go on, hurry!
把那只老鼠轰出去! Get that mouse out!