我刚来美国的时候一无所有 When I came to this country, I came with nothing.
边念书边当泊车小弟 还一边学英语 I parked cars while I went to school.
边念书边当泊车小弟 还一边学英语 And I learned English.
之后我去当木匠 赚够学费上大学 I later worked as a carpenter until I got myself into college.
大学认识了英格丽 That's where Ingrid and I met.
当时她读的是室内设计系 She was studying interior design
我读的是建筑系 and I was studying architecture.
一年之后，我们订婚了 And one year later, we were engaged.
当年我们很穷 只能在社区中心结婚 We had very little money,
当年我们很穷 只能在社区中心结婚 so we got married at a community center.
严格来说就是个俱乐部 Well, actually a bingo hall.
我们深爱彼此 We were so in love.
大家都为婚礼献上一份心意 Everyone pitched in with something in the wedding.
邻近的烘焙坊烤了蛋糕来 The local pastelería baked the cake.
朱尼尔表哥买了燕尾服给我 My cousin, Junior, bought me a tux.
我的舅舅华特 My Tío Walter played with his band, Los Inmortales...
带着他的神仙大乐团来表演 My Tío Walter played with his band, Los Inmortales...
一直到隔天早上被赶出场 until they had to kick us out the next morning.
当岳父问我 要怎么养他女儿时，我说 When her father asked me how I planned to support his daughter...
当岳父问我 要怎么养他女儿时，我说 I said, "I'm gonna be an architect."
我会成为建筑师 I said, "I'm gonna be an architect."
他说：建筑师？你该找个有钱的老婆 And he said, "An architect? You should have picked a rich wife."
苏菲出生的时候 When Sofi was born, I didn't know how I was gonna look after her...
－我并不知道该怎么照顾她 －然后 When Sofi was born, I didn't know how I was gonna look after her...
－会住在这间房子里，是吗？－但是我对自己发誓 but I promised myself she would never struggle the way we did.
－对 －绝对不会让她像我这样吃苦 but I promised myself she would never struggle the way we did.
你们打算通宵吗？ Are you gonna work all night?
不会，我马上过去 No. I'll be right there.
你画得真好 Oh, I love what you're doing with it.
所以我亲手建造了自己的房子 So, I built our house on my own,
十年后，我们成为这一带 最炙手可热的公司 and ten years later,
十年后，我们成为这一带 最炙手可热的公司 we were the most sought-after firm in Coral Gables.
请告诉我，如果我做的都没错 So, tell me, if I did everything right...
为什么会这么惨？ how the hell did I end up here?
－我们开始时没有告诉胡安尼托 －努力投入这个婚姻 ...committed to this marriage.
－这样讲不公平 －比利 -That's not fair. It's just unfair that... -Billy. I understand.
－不，这真的是 －比利 -That's not fair. It's just unfair that... -Billy. I understand.
－她做出这种指控 －我懂 -...she would start with that accusation. -I understand.
－我明白，我知道 －对我来说真的非常不公平 -...she would start with that accusation. -I understand.
－抱歉，冒犯到你了，大人 －我就是在说我们的婚姻 -Oh. Sorry for the offense, Your Honor. -I'm talking about our marriage
－抱歉，冒犯到你了，大人 －我就是在说我们的婚姻 and she thinks it's some personal attack.
－我竟敢质疑陛下的权威 －她要的是人身攻击 How dare I question His Majesty?
－我要的是补救我们的婚姻 －两位，拜托你们 How dare I question His Majesty?
－我们在《比利赫雷拉秀》里面 －比利 -Guys, please. -We're all just supporting characters...
－还有英格丽 －全都是配角 -in the Billy Herrera show. -Billy and Ingrid...
我们不要再指责对方了，好吗？ Let's stop accusing each other, shall we?
我们改玩一个小游戏 Let's try this exercise instead.
沟通要用我会觉得…怎么样 When you do this, I imagine Y.
－又来？－这非常有效 Again?
而且我们很久没玩这游戏 It's very effective, and I don't think we've done it in a while.
－我看一下有多久了 －好吧，可以 -I can check in my calendar. -All right. All right.
当我讲完话之后 你没有任何反应 When you don't answer after I speak...
我会觉得你认为我很无聊 I imagine that you find me boring.
我不想跟一个 觉得我无聊的人在一起 And I don't wanna be with someone that finds me boring.
我想跟一个 觉得我很有意思的人在一起 I wanna be with someone that finds me interesting.
而不是某个刚愎自用的老顽固 Not some stubborn old man who's stuck in a rut and takes me for granted.
总以为我是欠他的 Not some stubborn old man who's stuck in a rut and takes me for granted.
－所以你觉得自己被忽视了吗？－是的 -You feel you're being taken for granted? -Oh, yes.
－我觉得自己被忽视了 －好，当你说 I feel taken for granted.
我是工作狂是个老顽固时 When you call me a workaholic and a stubborn old man,
我会觉得我为这个家牺牲 I imagine that you take for granted
才拥有现在的生活 everything that I've sacrificed to get our family to this point in our life.
是理所当然的一件事 everything that I've sacrificed to get our family to this point in our life.
等等 Look, I never asked for much.
一直以来我要求的不多 Look, I never asked for much.
这些年来，我一直 按照你的步调生活 We've been marching to your beat for years, Guillermo Herrera.
吉列尔莫赫雷拉 We've been marching to your beat for years, Guillermo Herrera.
日子一成不变 It's the same routine.
不是坐在那边看体育台 Sitting, watching sports. Watching the Fishing Channel.
就是整天看钓鱼频道 Sitting, watching sports. Watching the Fishing Channel.
看钓鱼频道？ The Fishing Channel?
他喜欢猜那些 钓上来的鱼的重量还有价格 He likes to guess the weight and the price of the fish.
我是很喜欢飞钓 I'm a fly fisherman.
这是种艺术表现，好吗？ It's an art form, okay? -
－我看钓鱼频道能放松身心 －好啊 You watch it, you unwind, you relax. I work very hard...
－我养家非常辛苦 －为了什么？ You watch it, you unwind, you relax. I work very hard...
现在不但瞧不起我 For what?
－还反酸我爱看钓鱼频道 －你… ...and I felt like you were judging me on the Fishing Channel thing!
原来钓鱼有专属频道 I didn't know there was a whole channel.
养家辛苦，但我们什么都不缺 For what? We have everything we need.
女儿都长大了 我们自由了，好吗？ Our daughters are grown
女儿都长大了 我们自由了，好吗？ and we should be free to travel, to go to Greece.
可以去旅行，去希腊玩啊 and we should be free to travel, to go to Greece.
－她又提希腊 －这只是个比喻 Again with Greece.
－她又提希腊 －这只是个比喻 It's a metaphor! You won't venture outside your own bubble.
－你不肯踏出你的舒适圈去冒险 －来，听我说 It's a metaphor! You won't venture outside your own bubble.
－你不肯踏出你的舒适圈去冒险 －来，听我说 Okay, look. I came to this country with nothing.
我当年两手空空来到美国 Okay, look. I came to this country with nothing.
我睡在舅舅家的地板上 I slept on my Tío Walter's floor. I parked cars.
当过泊车小弟 I slept on my Tío Walter's floor. I parked cars.
我成为一个建筑师 I became an architect, I built my firm out of nothing.
还成立公司，白手起家 I became an architect, I built my firm out of nothing.
我把宝贝女儿苏菲 I sent my daughter, Sofi, to the top law school in New York.
送进纽约顶尖的法学院 I sent my daughter, Sofi, to the top law school in New York.
－我一直支持她 －原来跟她自己的努力 She had absolutely nothing to do with that.
－就算她大学辍学 －完全没关系 I supported my daughter, Cora
我还是全力当她的后盾 I supported my daughter, Cora
我还是全力当她的后盾 after she dropped out of college, so please explain to me
所以医生请解释一下 after she dropped out of college, so please explain to me
为什么我每次来到这里 就变成坏人？ why is it every time I come here, I am the bad guy?
好了，你们已经来这里 咨询一年多了，对吧？ All right, look. You both have been coming here for over a year, right?
－对，没错 －那我就直截了当地问 -Oh, yes. -Oh, yeah.
－对，没错 －那我就直截了当地问 So, I'm gonna ask you point-blank.
你们到底还想不想挽回婚姻？ Do you still want this marriage to work or not?
－当然想 －不想 -I'm here. -No.
你这辈子不可能改变 You're not gonna change, Billy.
我已经受够了 And I'm tired of trying.
我也受够了 I'm tired too.
好吧 Okay.
虽然你们的婚姻 最终因为难以相处而收场 Well, just because your marriage has devolved into rancor and reprisal
但是离婚可以不需要完全撕破脸 does not mean that this divorce has to as well.
既然厘清了，而且也有共识 Since these issues are very fresh in your mind,
你们要召集全家人 告诉他们你们决定离婚了 you both need to gather your entire family together
并且不能再指责对方 保持心平气和 and you tell them without blaming one another.
所以你们打算什么时候公布？ So, when do we wanna do this?
－今晚就公布 －今晚公布什么？ We'll do it tonight.
－苏菲今晚回家，绝对不能公布 －这骗不了人 Absolutely not tonight. My daughter is coming home from law school tonight.
他们一眼就会看穿，好吗？ We can't lie to them. They're gonna read us like a book.
这个欢迎回家派对会变得 有点尴尬，你不觉得吗？ It's gonna be a little bit of a harsh welcome-home party, don't you think?
不管怎么样 他们一定都会因为你们的离婚 Either way, you're not gonna protect them from the shock of this divorce.
受到一些影响 Either way, you're not gonna protect them from the shock of this divorce.
－谢谢你的帮忙 －好极了 Thanks for the help.
－谢谢你的帮忙 －好极了 Great.
我们今晚公布 We'll do it tonight.
－那我们现在准备要开始了吗？－好 Huh?
笑容多一点 A bigger smile.
所以你并不觉得 自己是属于后现代主义者？ So, you wouldn't consider yourself a postmodern kinda guy?
对，后现代主义 根本不会去考虑到传统面 No. Postmodernism has no regard for tradition.
另一方面新古典主义潮流 Neoclassic architecture, on the other hand
会要求你在 设计建筑物的时候考量根源 demands you that you respect the lineage of what you're trying to recreate.
我更倾向于新古典主义传统派 So, I'm more neoclassical, more traditional.
难怪你在迈阿密 会受到这么多客户的喜爱 Which is why you have so many clients in Miami.
－过奖了 －毕竟 Maybe so.
赫雷拉建筑凭借一己之力 将古巴风情融入作品 I mean, Herrera Architects alone brought Cuba to Coconut Grove.
我认为建筑是人类 连系自身文化与家乡的绝佳方式 I think architecture is a great way for us to connect to our culture,
我认为建筑是人类 连系自身文化与家乡的绝佳方式 to our home.
我想到家里有事 可以先离开吗？ Will you excuse me? I just realized I need to get home.
－苏菲？－我是 -Sofi? -Yes.
－科勒尔盖布尔斯？－是的，甜蜜的家 Coral Gables?
－科勒尔盖布尔斯？－是的，甜蜜的家 Yes. Home sweet home.
苏菲 Sofi?
她还没到 She's not here yet.
很好，我在想，今晚太匆忙了 Oh, good. I was thinking, tonight? It's way too rushed.
或许我们应该 再去看赛杰医生一段时间 Perhaps we should take a little bit more time with Doctor Saeger
好好规划一下要怎么跟女儿说 you know, so we can plan how to break the news to the girls.
比利，是时候了 Billy, it's time.
太快了 It's too soon.
我们为什么不好好欢迎她回家 Why can't we just, you know, give her a warm welcome
过几天再跟她们说？ and then we'll break the news in a few days.
因为我想要早点从这一切解脱 Because I need to get this off my chest. And I'm not gonna lie to them.
况且我也不想骗她们 Because I need to get this off my chest. And I'm not gonna lie to them.
我的苏菲回来了吗？ Where is my Sofi?
她还没到，妈 Not here yet, Ma.
她一定是闻到 你加这么多洋葱就躲回纽约了 Not here yet, Ma.
她一定是闻到 你加这么多洋葱就躲回纽约了 She must have run out when she smelled how many onions you're using.
－是吗？－我去拿些柳橙 -Really? -Let me get some oranges.
我警告你 今天不准再霸占我家厨房了 I'm warning you, do not take over my kitchen today, please.
我警告你 今天不准再霸占我家厨房了 Oh, and one Vicks isn't enough?
怎么这么多罐药膏？ Oh, and one Vicks isn't enough?
－你爸靠他撑了好几十年啊 －是啊 It kept your father alive for decades.
妈，这是我家 Yeah. Ma, it's my house.
我们要给苏菲一个盛大的派对 But Sofi deserves a good welcome party.
苏菲只要一顿家庭晚餐 Sofi deserves a small family dinner with Billy, Cora, and me.
跟比利、柯拉还有我 Sofi deserves a small family dinner with Billy, Cora, and me.
别这样，英格丽 How can you say that your mother is not a member of the family, huh?
你母亲也是家人吧？ How can you say that your mother is not a member of the family, huh?
绮绮，不如留下来吃晚餐？ Chi Chi, why don't you stay for dinner? You know you're my favorite.
我最喜欢你了 Chi Chi, why don't you stay for dinner? You know you're my favorite.
我是不会借你钱的 I'm not lending you any money. Has he been gambling?
他开始赌博了吗？ I'm not lending you any money. Has he been gambling?
我们的应届毕业生呢？ Where's the graduate?
你们好英格丽、绮绮 Hola, Ingrid, Chi Chi. What's cooking?
－在煮什么？－我在救这道古巴炖牛肉 I'm just trying to fix the ropa vieja. She added too much onion.
不用，闻起来好香 Oh, hey. It smell delicious.
华特舅舅来了 Tío Walter is here.
古巴炖牛肉 Tío Walter is here.
舅舅，留下来吃晚餐吧 Tío, why don't you stay for dinner?
我很乐意 I'd love that.
幸福的家庭 One happy family.
过来，我们谈一下 Please, just a moment.
就算你把整个社区的人都邀请来 我也不在乎 I don't care if you invite the entire freaking neighborhood.
我们已经达成共识了 也计划好了 We had an agreement.
我们已经达成共识了 也计划好了 We had a plan. So we're doing it tonight.
华伦蒂娜很喜欢柯拉跟她的设计 Valentina loved working with Cora and her designs.
－谢谢柯拉 －谢谢 Gracias, Cora.
－谢谢柯拉 －谢谢 Thank you.
－谢谢 －还要多久？ How much longer?
胡安快好了 Huan is almost done.
她把这件礼服 挂在嘴上好几个星期了 She's been going on about this dress for weeks now.
我们想要看一下 We're dying to see it.
她还没给你们看过吗？ She hasn't shown you the design?
没有，她想给我们一个惊喜 No. She wanted to surprise us.
你没有给你爸妈看草图？ You didn't show your parents the sketches?
当然没有，他们会气死 God, no. They would have freaked.
对，可是他们现在要对我发飙了 Yeah, well, now they're gonna freak on me.
总之，我妈骂人的时候 千万不要看她眼睛 Just don't look my mom in the eyes when she's yelling
只要忍一忍就过去了 and it'll be over before you know it.
好了 Ready.
好，现在感觉怎么样？ Okay. Well, how do you feel?
很有女人味 Like a woman.
看来他们要气到爆炸了 Guess we're just gonna have to let them freak.
这根本就不是礼服 It's not even a dress.
这种错误无可饶恕 This was an unforgiveable mistake.
但我保证 这绝对不是奥菲莉雅的主张 But I promise you, this is not what Ophelia stands for.
成年礼礼服这几个字 你们看不懂吗？ What part of "quinceanera gown" did you not understand?
不是每一个女生长大之后 Not every girl wants to grow up to be a Disney princess.
都想当迪士尼公主，好吗？ Not every girl wants to grow up to be a Disney princess.
你才来工作一个月 You have worked at this store for one month
就当自己是史黛拉麦卡尼了 and you already think you're Stella McCartney.
这里是成年礼礼服店 This is a quinceanera store.
是啊，或许你该考虑 别再当个老古板了 Yeah. Well, maybe it's time you stop being so old-fashioned.
是啊，或许你该考虑 另外找个地方工作 Maybe it's time you found another place to work.
我已经在找了 Already on it.
我以为你会更像你姐姐一点 I thought you'd be more like your sister.
这句话我听腻了 That's my ringtone.
走吧，胡安 Come on, Huan.
投手要投出最后一球了吗？ Sof?
－苏菲？－认错人了 Sof?
－苏菲？－认错人了 Wrong daughter.
－你好 －你好，爸 Hey.
－你好 －你好，爸 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, baby.
－嗨，宝贝 －…的确需要好好讨论一下 -Hey, Dad. -Hey, baby.
一不小心可能会丢失了一分 What's up? Did Ophelia like your designs?
－怎么样？－甚至更多 What's up? Did Ophelia like your designs?
－你老板喜欢你的设计吗？－你好 What's up? Did Ophelia like your designs?
算不上喜欢 Not really. She decided she wanted to go in a different direction.
她决定要往另一个方向走 Not really. She decided she wanted to go in a different direction.
什么样的方向？ What kinda direction?
我不在那里工作的方向 One where I don't work there anymore.
－我辞职了 －什么？ -I quit. -What?
－什么？－等等，什么？ Wait, what?
宝贝，你一个月前才去上班的 Mamita, you just started a month ago.
好，真好，太好了 Okay, great. That's great.
接下来有什么打算？ So what's next? What's the plan?
我已经说得很清楚 我不想上大学 Well, I've made it pretty clear that I don't wanna go to college.
所以我为什么不能 用我的大学基金来做生意呢？ So, why can't I use my college fund to start my own business?
你又开始了 大学基金就是用来念大学的 Here we go again. The college fund is for college hence the word "college fund."
－我知道，老爸，可是… －不，你不知道，柯拉 I know, papi...
我之前说过 No, you don't know, Cora. I mean, I've said this before.
我的大学基金是我自己赚来的 My college fund was me parking cars at 16.
我不会让你坐享其成 I'm not gonna pay for you to cut in the front of the line.
如果你想要什么东西 就必须自己去赚 If you want something in life, you have to earn it.
这就是规矩，这就是人生 That's the way it is, that's the way life is.
又再老生常谈了，比利 Still beating those drums, eh, Billy?
她必须学会坚持到底 She needs to learn how to follow through.
你知道我是对的 And you know I'm right.
其实这么多年来 In all these years, not once.
－你没对过 －太好了 In all these years, not once.
有人吗？ Hello! Mami!
老妈 Hello! Mami!
天啊，我们真的好想你 Oh, my God. We missed you so much.
我也想你，老妈 I missed you, mami.
我好开心，欢迎回来 I'm so happy. Welcome.
－大美女 －谢谢老妈 Thank you, Mom.
我美丽的公主 Oh, my beautiful princess.
表弟 Hey, cuz.
老爸 Papi?
爸 Dad?
－你看，华特他… －告诉他们 Tell 'em.
结果就在我头上 Right here, right on top of my head.
－这真是太夸张了 －不行，抱歉 Stop.
－我当时…对…我知道 －不行 No.
－我怕… －亲爱的家人们 Familia, I hate to interrupt you,
－虽然我很不想打断你们说话 －天啊 Familia, I hate to interrupt you,
－但是我有话要说 －是的 but I've got something I'd like to say.
英格丽跟我有话要说 Yes. There's something that we wanna say, Ingrid and I.
那就是我们想向苏菲亚敬个酒 That we wanna propose a toast to Sofia.
从你开口讲话的那一刻起 Since the first moment you started to speak,
我们就知道非比寻常 we knew that you were an old soul.
你很善良，对自己要求很高 And that you were kind and you were very self-aware and very disciplined.
是个自律的人 And that you were kind and you were very self-aware and very disciplined.
这些优点不只让你书读得好 And that discipline helped you
这些优点不只让你书读得好 not only in college, but also on the tennis court.
网球也打得好 not only in college, but also on the tennis court.
是啊 Yeah.
法学院让你受益良多 And also at law school at NYU.
加上你的自律 That discipline also helped you pass the bar in New York and pass the bar in Florida.
帮助自己通过 纽约与佛罗里达的律师考试 That discipline also helped you pass the bar in New York and pass the bar in Florida.
你获得两份很棒的工作机会 And now you have two competing job offers.
我们要拒绝纽约那一份 We're gonna throw the New York one away,
你要搬回佛罗里达来 and you're gonna come down to Florida, and...
柯丽塔 Oh, Corita.
我另一个宝贝女儿 My other darling.
你从小就喜欢玩装扮游戏 跟设计衣服 Since you were a little girl, you always wanted to play dress-up and design dresses.
不过显然不是设计成年礼服 Apparently not quinceanera dresses...
我猜猜看 I guess, but dresses that fit your style
你的设计是照你当天的心情 I guess, but dresses that fit your style
走自己的风格，对吧？ and your mood on a particular day.
对…这真是太好了，是吗？ That's very nice, okay.
敬苏菲跟柯丽 To Sofi and Cori.
－干杯，老妈 －干杯，亲爱的 Cora.
－好，敬酒敬完了，所以我… －我也有事要告诉你们 All right, great toast. Okay, so I...
－好，敬酒敬完了，所以我… －我也有事要告诉你们 I also have something to say.
－应该的 －什么？ Of course.
大家都知道我只会一直工作 You all know me.
大家都知道我只会一直工作 I have no life. All I do is work.
没有生活可言 I have no life. All I do is work.
好比一周坐在电脑前 工作100个小时 I mean, 100-hour weeks, weekends by my computer...
但后来我认识了他 but then there was this guy...
我们常常一起合作 and we spent long hours together.
一起处理同样的案子 We worked on the same case and...
然后… We worked on the same case and...
我就直说吧 Oh, hell with it.
我订婚了 -I'm engaged. -What?
－什么？恭喜啊 －我的天啊 Oh, my...
－什么？恭喜啊 －我的天啊 Congratulations.
－好消息 －真的？ Thank you.
－老妈，你看 －太棒了 Look, mami.
真漂亮，亲爱的，好突然 It's beautiful, mi amor. So fast.
－老爸，你看，是不是很漂亮？－发生什么事了？ Look at it. Isn't it beautiful?
－老爸，你看，是不是很漂亮？－发生什么事了？ What's happening? -Guys, thank you!
要是我的路易斯托 能够活着看到就好了 Oh, if only my Luisito would be alive to see it. He was a saint.
－他人那么好 －是啊，我知道 Oh, if only my Luisito would be alive to see it. He was a saint.
－他人那么好 －是啊，我知道 Yes, I know.
天啊，这下一定很好玩 Oh, my God. This is gonna be so much fun.
好…等一下… Okay, okay, okay. One second. One second. One second.
－等一下，我们等一下 －我知道 Just one second.
－怎么啦？－我理解一下 Just one second.
他是谁？ Who is he?
他是什么人？是做什么的？ Like, who is he?
他是什么人？是做什么的？ What does he do?
你什么时候做的决定？ When did you decide this?
他是谁？ Who is he?
他叫做亚当，来自墨西哥 His name is Adán. He's from Mexico.
他是个很聪明、很体贴 而且会聆听的人 And he's smart and he's sweet and he listens
他不断地想要给我惊喜 and he's constantly trying to surprise me, but he does this thing where he...
不过他每次对我有所隐瞒时 都会咬嘴唇 and he's constantly trying to surprise me, but he does this thing where he...
不过他每次对我有所隐瞒时 都会咬嘴唇 he bites his lip every time he's trying to hide something.
真的是太可爱了 我喜欢他这一点 And it's so cute.
不止如此，他还拓展了我的视野 And he's opened my eyes to so much.
－譬如说他会带我去露营、冲浪 －我爱露营 He's taken me camping and surfing.
我学会冥想 I meditate.
他甚至还带我做瑜伽 He's even got me doing yoga. -
－瑜伽？－瑜伽、露营跟冲浪 Yoga, camping, and surfing.
所以当我知道 要为了工作去墨西哥的时候 So when I found out that I was going to Mexico...
我没办法丢下他，所以我求婚了 I couldn't leave him behind.
我没办法丢下他，所以我求婚了 So... I proposed.
－你求婚？－你求婚了？ You proposed?
－等一下，等等… －是我求婚 -Hold on. -Exactly.
我了解一下 -You proposed? -Yes.
－你求的婚？你向他求婚？－是的 -You proposed? -Yes.
－你求的婚？你向他求婚？－是的 You proposed to him?
不是他向你？ He didn't propose to you?
－还可以这样？－当然可以 Can you do that?
－看来可以 －是的 Of course. -Yes.
可以是可以，但是… I mean, you can do that, but does anyone do that?
真的有人这样做？ I mean, you can do that, but does anyone do that?
－就是这样 －我求了 She did. -I did.
－我的好女儿 －等等，好了 That's my girl. - Wait... Okay.
不是说要等到 你事业上有所成就之后再说？ What about waiting until you have achieved some of your career goals?
老爸，我已经小有成就了 Papi, I've already achieved career goals.
我会一直成长下去 I'll always keep growing, and he's who I wanna grow with.
而且我想跟他一起成长 I'll always keep growing, and he's who I wanna grow with.
我见到他的第一秒就有这种感觉 And I felt it the second I met him.
有一天我们叫到同一辆车 We shared an Uber one day and we had the most incredible conversation
我们在车上聊得非常愉快 We shared an Uber one day and we had the most incredible conversation
但不知道为什么没交换电话 but for some reason we didn't exchange numbers.
我也不知道我为什么没做 I don't know why, and I almost always regretted it.
我以为我会后悔一辈子 I don't know why, and I almost always regretted it.
不过过了一年之后 But then a whole year later, I run into him at work.
我工作时遇到他 But then a whole year later, I run into him at work.
原来我们两个 一直都在同一栋大楼上班下班 It turns out that we worked in the same building the entire time.
这是天降预兆啊 -It's a sign. -Yes.
－是的 －对，是预兆 -It's a sign. -Yes.
－是的 －对，是预兆 Yeah, it's a sign.
两周后，我们两家事务所 合作一宗集体诉讼案 Yeah, it's a sign.
两周后，我们两家事务所 合作一宗集体诉讼案 Two weeks later our firms partner up on the same class-action case...
我们最后还被安排到同一组 and we end up on the same team.
我看着他，然后默默对自己说 I just looked at him and I said to myself,
天啊，我要嫁给这个人 "Oh, my God. I'm gonna marry this man."
－就要成真了 －命中注定 And I am.
－是命中注定 －真的 Kismet. - It's kismet.
真是浪漫啊 -Well... -How romantic.
太浪漫了 Very romantic.
他来自墨西哥？ -He's from Mexico? -Yes.
－是的 －你要去墨西哥？ And you're going to Mexico?
是的 Yes.
你要搬到墨西哥？ Are you moving to Mexico?
老爸，是的 Papi. Yes.
我出去透透气 I need to get some air.
老爸，别这样 -Papi, papi, come on. -Billy.
老爸 Papi.
你现在知道你向英格丽求婚时 她爸的感受了吧？ Now you know how Luisito felt when you asked for Ingrid's hand.
天啊，老妈 Oh, my God, mami.
真让人兴奋，亲爱的 What a moment, mi amor.
其实我还有一件事要说 I have one more thing to say.
什么事？ What is it?
柯拉 Cora.
干嘛？ Yes.
你能当我的伴娘吗？ Would you be my maid of honor?
伴娘？当然愿意 Yes. Of course. Yeah. I mean...
－太好了，伴娘 －我是说，我当然愿意 Yes? -Of course.
－真可爱 －那是什么声音？ -That's cute. -Wait, what was that?
是你爸的车声吗？ Is that your dad's car?
什么？ What?
保时捷的声音，是他没错 No, it's el Porschecito. That's him.
他又发作了 Another tantrum.
人非圣贤，好吗？ Well, nobody's perfect, okay?
－交给我处理 －老天爷，他又疯了 I got this.
－交给我处理 －老天爷，他又疯了 He's gone insane.
－不…没关系 －别管他了 No, no, no. It's okay.
－不…没关系 －别管他了 Let him go.
不会吧？ Really?
我才宣布完人生中最重要的消息 I give you the biggest news of my life, and you just pick up and leave?
你就这样走了？ I give you the biggest news of my life, and you just pick up and leave?
我只是想到外面透透气 I went outside, I got some air...
结果他们打给我 and then the guys called. I forgot I had a game...
－我忘了跟他们约好要打牌 －好，我们… Okay, can we...
所以我就来打牌，打个牌 ...so I came to play this game.
你看我拿的这一手牌有多棒 Look at this hand, a beautiful hand. I'll go...
－我打这张 －我们聊聊吧 Can we talk?
恭喜你了，百年好合 Long live the bride!
－你告诉他们了？－到我 And you told them?
我跟他们说你要去墨西哥 I told them you were going to Mexico and that I was gonna miss you.
我会很想念你啊 I told them you were going to Mexico and that I was gonna miss you.
什么墨西哥？ What do you mean, Mexico?
－好，老爸，走了 －墨西哥 -All right, Dad. Come on. -México.
－回家吧，亚当已经在路上了 －不行，我才刚开始打 Let's go home. Adán's on his way.
－你坐下 －我的老天爷 Oh, for the love of God.
你位子多少钱？ How much for your seat?
50元 50 dollars.
50元？ 50 dollars.
付钱 Pay up.
这下有趣了 This will be interesting.
好，买了 Okay. Vaya.
你想打牌？ You wanted to play?
开始吧 Go!
为什么要去墨西哥？ Yeah. Why Mexico?
爸 Dad.
朱里奥塞萨尔查韦斯是墨西哥人 Julio Cesar Chavez was Mexican.
马洛梅罗帕兹也是 And Maromero Paez is too.
不是，他是拉美裔 No Maromero Paez is Chicano, not Mexican.
不是墨西哥人 No Maromero Paez is Chicano, not Mexican.
因为那边的工作对我来说很重要 Because there is a job that matters to me there.
而且那里是亚当的家乡 And that's where Adán is from.
所以我要去墨西哥 That's why I'm going to Mexico.
你以后要当佛罗里达州州长 But you were gonna be Florida's governor one day.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
说你在结婚前需要好好成长 What are you talking about?
说你在结婚前需要好好成长 Talking about that you need to grow up a little bit more before you get married.
我怕你会因为太早结婚 而错过各种良机 I'm concerned you're gonna pass on all these opportunities
这对你来说是损失，换你 because you got married too early.
继续说 Play!
不知道 Tell me about it!
不过维持婚姻已经够辛苦了 Marriage is already hard. Why make it harder?
何必雪上加霜呢？ Marriage is already hard. Why make it harder?
我家只能接受古巴人 In my house we only allow Cubans, Christians or Cohorts.
基督徒或亲朋好友 In my house we only allow Cubans, Christians or Cohorts.
你女儿听起来还真是幸运 Your daughters sound like very lucky ladies.
爸，你看你跟妈 Dad, look at you and Mom.
你们很早就结婚 You got married young...
你们白手起家 如今一起享福，不是吗？ and you started from nothing, and now you get to enjoy it together.
过，我现在对上的是两个敌人 Pass! Now I'm playing against
过，我现在对上的是两个敌人 two enemies and a traitor.
跟一个叛徒 two enemies and a traitor.
你整局都在过不是吗？ And you've spent the whole game passing.
你错过了四，你错过了二 You passed on four, you passed on two.
不 Here's the four/two!
四跟二，风水轮流转 Here's the four/two!
我们可以走了吗？ Now, can we go?
合作愉快 Pleasure doing business.
我们走 Let's go.
等等，比利…再来一局吧 Billy! One last game!
她说了算 She's the boss!
苏菲 Sofi!
－苏… －他想娶你得经过我的同意 He still has to ask me for your hand in marriage.
爸 Ay, Dad.
－嗨，我亲爱的菜宝 －嗨，菜宝 Hi, quelite.
－亚当，这位是我妹妹 －你可真会躲，大家长 Way to dodge a bullet, big guy.
我有得选吗？ Did I have a choice?
－我听我姐说过你的事 －所以我们要一直假装幸福家庭 Oh, we're supposed to play the perfect family until Sofi gets married?
－你们两个真是太有缘了 －直到苏菲结婚为止？ Oh, we're supposed to play the perfect family until Sofi gets married?
－也可以说 －对了，不好意思 Or we could say...
－不过我们要离婚了，恭喜 －祝你今天玩得愉快，拜拜 "Sorry to spoil your happiness, but we're getting a divorce. Mazel tov."
老妈、老爸 Mami, papi...
这位是亚当卡斯提洛 this is Adán Castillo.
这位是我妈英格丽赫雷拉 This is my mom, Ingrid Herrera.
赫雷拉太太，很高兴终于见面了 Mrs. Herrera, such a pleasure to finally meet you.
请叫我英格丽就好 Please call me Ingrid and give me a hug, mijo.
孩子，来，给我抱一个 Please call me Ingrid and give me a hug, mijo.
这位是我的爸爸吉列尔莫赫雷拉 And this is my dad, Guillermo Herrera.
赫雷拉先生，幸会幸会 Mr. Herrera, such a pleasure, sir.
彼此彼此 Likewise.
－苏菲说你们家花园很漂亮 －是啊 Sofi told me you have a beautiful garden
所以我想为家族做一点贡献 so this is my contribution to the family tree.
你真好 How thoughtful.
这样吧 我们帮它找一个合适的地方放 You know what, let's find a place where it's gonna be happy.
跟我来 -Okay. -Follow me.
你真的好贴心 You are so sweet.
你们喜欢就好 I'm glad you liked it.
我很喜欢，谢谢 I love it. Thank you.
你真周到 That was very thoughtful.
谢谢吉列尔莫 Thank you, Guillermo.
你们的房子好温馨，真的 Wow, this house has so much hearth, you know?
温馨？ Hearth?
对啊，有家的感觉 Yeah. It feels like a home.
说得好 Good word.
虽然我那时候失业 I built this house when nobody would hire me
但还是靠自己一个人 慢慢打造出这栋房子 so I hired myself and I slowly built it into this.
你说的是房子 Wow.
你说的是房子 You're talking about the house, he's talking about the home.
但他说的是家，好吗？ You're talking about the house, he's talking about the home.
他态度软化了，只是有点紧张 He'll soften up. He's just a little nervous.
我也很紧张 Yeah, so am I.
你看我女儿小的时候真是个… Oh, look at the girls when they were little. They were so perfect.
－小公主 －我的天啊 Oh, my God.
－菜宝，你看你那时的发型 －我的宝贝 -Quelite, look at your hair. -My babies.
－真是太棒了 －不要看了，妈 Oh. Stop, Mom.
怎么啦？ What?
你这样我很尴尬 You love me way too much. God.
－天啊 －菜宝是什么意思？ What is that, "quelite"?
对啊，我也想知道 -Yeah, I was wondering too. What is it? -Oh, oh.
你说 Go.
我们实习的时候 大家都会带午餐来吃 So when all the summer associates would have lunch,
亚当的餐盒里面装的 全都是一些乱七八糟的炖蔬菜 Adán kept whipping out this Tupperware full of these, like, weird vegetable stews.
对了，他的厨艺很高超 And, by the way, he's an amazing cook.
我们所有人都说 And all of us were like, "Ew, what are you eating?"
天啊，你到底吃的是什么？ And all of us were like, "Ew, what are you eating?"
－你还记得吗？－记得… -You remember that? -Yeah, yeah.
我说：那是叶菜 And I said, "quelites."
从此以后他们就叫我菜宝 So they started calling me quelite.
不过苏菲一吃就爱上了 But then Sofi tried them, loved them
－所以之后我也叫她菜宝 －也叫我菜宝 -and I started calling her quelite. -Me quelites.
好甜蜜，这个昵称我喜欢 -Oh, that's so sweet. -Get it?
好甜蜜，这个昵称我喜欢 I love it. I love it.
好吧，看来昵称背后的故事 Well, I guess the stories behind the nicknames
永远没有昵称本身来得动听 are never as good as the nicknames themselves.
要来点吗？ Would you like a drink?
－不用，谢谢 －我不喝 I'm okay.
来我办公室 Come to my office.
－走吧 －好 -Come on. -Yeah.
你们也要来？ You're coming too?
我们母女俩不该在吗？ Are you implying we shouldn't?
那好 No, no.
好像闯祸了一样 I feel like I'm in trouble.
－对啊 －所以 -Yeah. -So,
律师事务所在墨西哥是吧？ you said you found a law firm in Mexico?
－是，没错 －对 Yes.
国际大公司？ International one?
是，其实它是一个非营利组织 Yes. Well, actually it's a non-profit.
－非营利？－对 -A non-profit? -Yeah.
它专门协助从墨西哥 来到美国的难民 It gives aid to refugees coming into the U.S. from Mexico.
那薪水如何？ How is the money in that?
这个… Well, the money is decent.
薪水还不错 Well, the money is decent.
还不错？ Decent?
所以你打算拿什么养我女儿？ So, how do you propose to support my daughter?
等一下 Wait.
他不用养我也不用担心钱 He's not here to support me, Dad. We're supporting each other.
我们会互相扶持 He's not here to support me, Dad. We're supporting each other.
而且不会因为钱改变我们的决定 And we're not making decisions based on money.
要是我以前 也像你一样这么幸运就好了 I wish I didn't have to make decisions based on money.
好 Right.
总之，赫雷拉先生 Right.
我知道我应该要在结婚前 征求你的祝福 Anyway, Mr. Herrera, I know I was supposed to ask for your blessing...
我知道我应该要在结婚前 征求你的祝福 before marrying your daughter...
祝福、同意是一回事 Blessing. Permission.
祝福、同意是一回事 One of those.
可是她抢先你一步 But she beat you to the punch.
－对，这让我有点措手不及 －对 -Yeah. She gave me a pretty good punch too. -Yep.
－对，这让我有点措手不及 －对 That I did.
没错 That I did.
我们9月份开始上班 We start in September, so things have been pretty crazy, as you can imagine.
所以你可以想象我们很忙 没什么时间 We start in September, so things have been pretty crazy, as you can imagine.
所以我一直到现在 才有机会来迈阿密 That's why I didn't have a chance to come to Miami until now
亲自跟你们说这件事 to tell you both personally
那就是 that you have truly raised the best daughter in the world.
你们养出世界上最棒的女儿 that you have truly raised the best daughter in the world.
她每天都在鼓励我 成为一个更好的人 She inspires me every day to be a better man.
所以我想向她学习，想像她一样 I wanna learn from her, I wanna be like her...
总而言之 So nothing would make me happier
我非常希望伯父 你能够祝福我们两个的婚姻 than to have your blessing to marry your daughter, sir.
对 Yeah.
可是非营利… But a non-profit...
－比利 －老爸 -Billy! -Papi!
我当然会祝福你们 Of course you have my blessing.
－你刚刚说9月开始上班？－对 -Did you say you start working in September? -Yeah.
－那是两个月后 －对 -That's in two months. -Yep.
－你们打算什么时候结婚？－8月 When did you plan on getting married?
－你们打算什么时候结婚？－8月 August.
我们打算在 去墨西哥之前度完蜜月 We wanna squeeze in the honeymoon before going to Mexico.
应该的 Of course. But don't you think that's a little crazy?
可是你们不觉得这样有点赶吗？ Of course. But don't you think that's a little crazy?
要怎么在一个月内 策划好婚礼呢？ How are we gonna pull together a wedding in one month?
对啊，太仓促了 Yes, that's too rushed.
不如再等上一年或两年？ Why don't you wait a year? Or two.
多熟悉一下彼此 You know, get to know each other a little bit.
不，我们想要一起展开新生活 No. We want to start our lives together.
我明白，可是时间真的有点赶 I understand, but that's a bit tight.
会花更多钱 It's gonna drive up the cost.
钱的事不用担心 That's the least of our worries.
老爸，我们不要那种 豪华又盛大婚礼 Well, papi, we don't want some big, fancy wedding.
－我们想要简简单单，还有… －温馨 We want something simple and...
－我们想要简简单单，还有… －温馨 Intimate.
还有温馨的，我们想自己出钱 And intimate.
还有温馨的，我们想自己出钱 And we wanna pay for it.
两个刚出社会的律师 Two lawyers who are out of college
没赚多少还打算付钱办婚礼 working for a non-profit are gonna pay for the wedding.
我是新娘的父亲 I'm the father of the bride,
新娘的父亲会出钱办婚礼 the father of the bride will be paying for the wedding.
－关于钱的部分，让我解释一下 －不用解释 If I could just explain the situation...
－关于钱的部分，让我解释一下 －不用解释 There's nothing to explain.
我是新娘的父亲 婚礼费用由我支付 There's nothing to explain.
我是新娘的父亲 婚礼费用由我支付 I am the father of the bride, and I will be paying for the wedding.
我一定要牵我女儿走红毯 And I'm gonna be walking my daughter down the aisle.
－非常谢谢你，老妈 －谢谢你们今晚的热情招待 Sir, thank you so much for a great night. You have an amazing daughter.
－我爱你 －你有一个非常棒的女儿 Sir, thank you so much for a great night. You have an amazing daughter.
－我真的很幸运 －那明天 -I'm a very lucky man. -Yes, you are.
－是的 －早上9点 Nine a.m.?
－早睡早起，我等着 －没问题 -Bright and early. -Perfect.
－我们走 －你要去哪里？ I can't wait.
－我们走 －你要去哪里？ -Let's go. -Where do you think you're going?
－跟他走啊 －不… With Adán.
我不…我不知道…等一下 No, no, no. I don't know. Hey, hey, hey, hold on.
我不知道你们在纽约 都是怎么样的 I don't know what you guys do in New York.
在纽约怎么样我不管 Whatever you do in New York stays in New York. In Miami...
－在迈阿密你要住… －在迈阿密 In Miami, in this century, you can sleep with your fiancé, Billy.
这个年代你可以跟未婚夫一起睡 In Miami, in this century, you can sleep with your fiancé, Billy.
比利，晚安，祝你有个好梦 In Miami, in this century, you can sleep with your fiancé, Billy.
比利，晚安，祝你有个好梦 Good night. Have a wonderful night.
－好好休息，保重 －谢谢妈 Thank you, Mom.
－好好休息，保重 －谢谢妈 Be well.
－亚当，趁现在快点走 －我爱你，爸 -Adán, quickly flee while you still can. -I love you, Dad.
别再发呆了 -Adán, quickly flee while you still can. -I love you, Dad.
快…快走 Go, go, go.
－快走 －你确定你爸不会反对？ Come on. - Are you sure your dad's fine with this?
不会，相信我… No, trust me. Trust me.
我很了解我爸，没事的 I know my dad.
我真不懂她看上他什么 I don't see what she sees in him...
难道看上他放荡不羁 有气无力的娘炮声音吗？ with his fake bohemian, vegetarian soft voice.
我想向她学习 我想像她一样 "I wanna learn from her. I want to be like her."
男子气概呢？真丢脸 Seriously? Grow a pair.
还有不会因为钱 改变我们的决定 And, "We're not gonna make our choices based on money"?
这什么意思？我们得帮帮他们 You know what that means? We're gonna be supporting them.
好吧，幸好你喜欢努力工作 Well, fortunately you love to work hard.
所以钱不是问题 So money won't be an issue.
她会把他给生吞活剥 She is gonna eat him alive.
那男的养不起她 He's nothing like us.
说不定这才是重点 Maybe that's the point.
不会吧？ Really?
我需要个人空间 I need my space.
你叫我睡沙发，是不是？ You expect me to sleep on the couch.
只要忍到婚礼结束就好 Only until the wedding's over.
之后你可以自己找个地方 Then you can get your own place.
祝你有个好梦 Sweet dreams.
我的老天爷，比利 Billy.
今天真累 What a day.
爸，你在哪？ Dad, where are you?
我知道 Hello?
妈在找你 Dad, where are you?
爸 Dad!
嗨，嘿，你们看 Hey! Hey. Look at this.
我突然觉得灵感大爆发 I had a rush of inspiration
想要在灵感跑掉之前把它画下来 and I wanted to capture it before it escaped me.
你们好吗？ How are you? Hi.
嗨 How are you? Hi.
－你没事吧？－没事 -You good? -Good.
快换衣服 婚礼筹划师20分钟后到 You're gonna wanna get changed.
快换衣服 婚礼筹划师20分钟后到 The wedding planner's here in 20 minutes.
什么东西？婚礼筹划师？ Wedding planner? What wedding planner?
我们以前都没有 We didn't have a wedding planner.
为什么要婚礼筹划师？ Why do we need a wedding planner?
因为我们只有一个月 的时间筹划婚礼 Because we have one month to plan a wedding, and who's gonna do it? You?
谁要来筹划？ Because we have one month to plan a wedding, and who's gonna do it? You?
你吗？ -You. -Don't look at me.
别看我 -You. -Don't look at me.
所以筹划师是谁？ So, who is this person?
她叫娜塔莉凡斯 Her name's Natalie Vance.
她的社群媒体很漂亮，很专业 She has a beautiful Instagram. Very professional.
很多人推荐她 And she is highly recommended.
塔莉凡斯的社群媒体很漂亮 Natalie Vance with a beautiful Instagram. Great credentials.
真厉害的证明，她办过婚礼吗？ Natalie Vance with a beautiful Instagram. Great credentials.
真厉害的证明，她办过婚礼吗？ She ever done a wedding?
她以前与贝琪维兹合作过 Well, she used to work with Becky Weisz, so she's done many.
她办过很多场 Well, she used to work with Becky Weisz, so she's done many.
佩服… Oh. Very impressed. Coffee?
－咖啡 －不好意思 I'm so sorry. Do you have tea by any chance?
请问你有茶吗？ I'm so sorry. Do you have tea by any chance?
茶？ Tea?
我去开门 I'll get that.
她到了 She's here.
你好，这里是何雷拉家吗？ Hi. Is this the Herrera residence?
－赫雷拉 －赫雷拉家吗？ Herrera.
－赫雷拉 －赫雷拉家吗？ Herrera residence?
家人们好 La familia.
还有新娘 And the bride.
天啊，你看起来真美 Oh, my God, you're literally gorgeous.
还是个律师，真不公平 And a lawyer? It's not fair.
感谢你来帮忙，你救了我们一命 Thank you so much for doing this. You are saving our lives.
好，我们有一个月的时间 All right. So, we have a month to secure a venue...
安排场地、外烩、礼服 catering, dresses, send out invitations,
发喜帖给大家 礼物登记跟设计网站 catering, dresses, send out invitations,
发喜帖给大家 礼物登记跟设计网站 make a registry, and design a website.
再来一杯 Ooh, refill.
所以你们想要什么主题？ So, what are we thinking about theme?
主题？ -A theme? -What do you mean, theme?
－什么主题？－主题？ -Theme? -I didn't think about a theme.
－我…我没想过什么主题 －好吧 -Theme? -I didn't think about a theme.
你们想要大婚礼？小婚礼？白天？晚上？ Big wedding? Small? Day? Night?
－大婚礼 －小婚礼 -Night. -Big.
－大婚礼 －小婚礼 -Day. -Small.
我们想要一个小小的婚礼 We were thinking maybe just like a small ceremony, very intimate.
有仪式感，很温馨 We were thinking maybe just like a small ceremony, very intimate.
在夕阳西下的海滩 这样就可以了 Maybe like a sunset ceremony by the beach would be nice.
－谷仓也行啊 －或谷仓 Or at a barn.
－乡村风 －比方说玻璃瓶跟粗麻布 -Rustic. -Like mason jars and burlap.
谷仓？海滩？ A barn? A beach?
－不是说好有牧师跟教堂吗？－对啊 Whatever happened to a priest and a church?
－不是说好有牧师跟教堂吗？－对啊 Yes. You know, the wedding party.
还有伴郎伴娘 Yes. You know, the wedding party.
－在红毯上拖动的礼服 －燕尾服 Your train down the aisle.
－在红毯上拖动的礼服 －燕尾服 -Tuxes. Ice sculptures. -Gala.
－庆典 －冰雕 -Tuxes. Ice sculptures. -Gala.
等等…稍等一下 Just give me one second.
我们不要天主教婚礼 We don't want a Catholic wedding.
你在说什么？不要天主教婚礼？ What are you talking about, you don't want to have a Catholic wedding?
那么由谁来证婚？ Who's gonna officiate then?
我在纽约禅意中心的老师莫妮卡 My guide Monica from the Zen Center, New York.
所以不办婚礼改办瑜伽课？ So, a yoga class instead of a wedding?
－我的老天啊 －闭嘴 Quiet.
好，你们的点子都很棒 Okay, all this is lovely, but we need to think of a theme.
我们需要一个主题 Okay, all this is lovely, but we need to think of a theme.
我们想到的是古早味迈阿密 We were thinking, "Old Miami." You know, tradish but fresh.
传统与现代的结合 We were thinking, "Old Miami." You know, tradish but fresh.
－有点老派 －是创新派 -Kind of old school. -New school.
－雪茄 －旧车，就像古巴跟那个谁 -Cigars. -Old cars, like, Cuba, who is she?
－骚莎，骚莎音乐 －骚莎舞 -Salsa. Salsa music. -Salsa dancing.
－骚莎青酱 －骚莎红酱 -Salsa verde. -Salsa roja.
－骚莎的辣酱 －…的辣酱 Salsa...
－骚莎的辣酱 －…的辣酱 Picante.
难道没有简介 可以给我们看看吗？ Don't you have some, like, presentation or something to show us?
有的，老爸 Yes, papi.
凯勒，无线网络，电视 Kyler, Wi-Fi.
凯勒，无线网络，电视 TV. Thanks, girl.
－谢了，美女 －好的，美女 Yes, girl.
令人期待 Can't wait.
好，点子一，佛朗明哥与红鹤 Okay. First pitch. Flamencos and flamingos.
这两个之间有什么关系？ How are these two ideas even related?
因为是拉丁世代婚礼 -Well, it's a Latinks wedding. -Latinx.
－拉丁世代 －在迈阿密的拉丁世代婚礼 A Latinx wedding in Miami.
首先，我不知道什么叫拉丁世代 First of all, I don't know what Latinx means.
第二点，佛朗明哥是西班牙的 Second of all, flamenco is from Spain,
他们是墨西哥，我们是古巴 and they're from Mexico, we're from Cuba
所以你的点子跟我们无关吧？ so how do these ideas connect?
机会教育，谢谢 Teachable moment.
机会教育，谢谢 Thank you for holding me accountable.
以后不会再这样了 我们上了一课 Thank you for holding me accountable.
以后不会再这样了 我们上了一课 This is the work.
－我们平常不是这样的 －凯勒，帮我跳过奶酪喷泉那张 This is why we march.
－我们平常不是这样的 －凯勒，帮我跳过奶酪喷泉那张 Kyler, skip the slide about the queso fountains.
重点是我们现在的目的 不是文化剽窃 The point is that this is not cultural appropriation...
－而是要一种文化庆祝 －文化庆祝 rather cultural...
－而是要一种文化庆祝 －文化庆祝 -celebration. Right? -Celebration.
－对吧？－庆祝是可以的 A celebration is fine, but not a Broadway production.
但不要像百老汇那种 你有名片吗？ A celebration is fine, but not a Broadway production.
但不要像百老汇那种 你有名片吗？ Do you have a business card?
－没有 －你有办公室吗？ No.
－没有 －你有办公室吗？ Where are your offices?
她不是很有经验吗？ I thought you said she had experience.
网络上很多人推荐她 She came highly recommended.
好，了解了 Okay, boomer.
抱歉，我没有剥削 大自然而来的名片 Sorry that I don't have little businessman cards
那是婴儿潮世代发生的事 that pillage and plunder our mother earth.
你来自不同世代对吧？ You're from a different generation, right?
你那个年代 When you were born, babies smoked cigarettes,
婴儿会抽烟，还有牛奶工送牛奶 When you were born, babies smoked cigarettes,
婴儿会抽烟，还有牛奶工送牛奶 and the milkman delivered milk
而且二战才刚刚爆发 and, like, World War II had just happened.
可是时代已经变了 But times have changed, and there is nothing
只要一支手机我就可以闯天下 But times have changed, and there is nothing
只要一支手机我就可以闯天下 that I can't do with this phone.
重点是我不是婚礼筹划师 The point is, I'm not a wedding planner.
我不只是个婚礼筹划师 I'm more than a wedding planner.
我知道你们的要求 是跟别人与众不同，对吧？ I get that you guys wanna be a little different, right?
走波希米亚风又或是走图卢姆风 Bohemian and kinda have, like, Tulum vibes.
而你也想跟汤米巴哈马一样 对不对？ While you wanna be like a Tommy Bahama guy, right?
跟朋友客户一起抽古巴雪茄 You're like, smoking a Cuban with your buddies and your clientele
办一场盛大的 很有面子的土豪世纪婚礼 and just have this, like, earthy billionaire-style wedding.
包在我身上，好吗？ I got you. Okay?
我的工作就是当你们的财务顾问 My job is to be your financial advisor,
家庭咨询师还有造型师 family therapist, and stylist.
你们的工作就是享受婚礼 Your job is to enjoy the event.
给我客人名单跟订金就好 So give me a guest list and a deposit.
可以选择分期吗？ Do you have a layaway plan?
想要分期？ "Layaway plan."
我爱老爸的笑话，真无厘头 I love dad jokes. So random.
好了，别管什么主题 Okay. Let's forget the theme...
趁这个时候我们先找场地吧 and in the meantime, let's go find us a venue.
你要场地？ You want a venue?
我也有手机 I got a phone too.
这里 Aquí.
欢迎 Thank you.
－谢谢 －不客气 Thank you.
不会吧？毕尔特摩？ Really? The Biltmore?
你父亲向来一成不变 Creature of habit, your father.
－我是改建委员会的成员 －我们知道，老爸 I was on the remodeling committee.
－我是改建委员会的成员 －我们知道，老爸 We know, Dad. You tell us every time we come.
－每次来你都会说一遍 －好了，我们走 We know, Dad. You tell us every time we come.
－每次来你都会说一遍 －好了，我们走 All right. Let's go.
你好 Good to see you.
－对了，看看这个地方，真棒 －真的好漂亮 Hey! What do you think? Look at this place. Amazing.
不错吧？ Hey! What do you think? Look at this place. Amazing.
嘿，柯林 Hey, Colin. - Mr. Herrera.
赫雷拉先生 Hey, Colin. - Mr. Herrera.
嗨，你好 Hi. Good to see you.
麻烦你通知蜜雪儿 她最喜欢的建筑师来找她了 Will you let Michelle know that her favorite architect is here to see her?
你好吗？ How are you? Good?
所以你们比较喜欢绿扁豆 还是冬南瓜汤呢？ So do you prefer the green lentil
所以你们比较喜欢绿扁豆 还是冬南瓜汤呢？ or the butternut squash soup?
冬南瓜吧，很美味 Butternut squash.
冬南瓜吧，很美味 Delicious, huh? Butternut squash, right?
冬南瓜，对吧？ Delicious, huh? Butternut squash, right?
好 Okay.
我的计划是这样 Here's the idea.
乐团会在这里 We got an orchestra right here.
好，演奏音乐 Bang! Orchestra.
舞池 Dance floor.
然后这边是亲友桌 And then we're over here, family table.
亲友桌，长型的 Family table. Long family.
来，这边一组 One set of tables here.
赫雷拉家、卡斯提洛家 Herreras. Castillos. Wedding.
婚礼 Herreras. Castillos. Wedding.
在这个庄园，美轮美奂 Biltmore. Splendor.
你会请神仙乐团吗？ Are you gonna have Los Inmortales?
当然要请了 Course we're gonna have Inmortales.
华特舅舅跟神仙乐团 演奏经典曲目 Course we're gonna have Inmortales.
华特舅舅跟神仙乐团 演奏经典曲目 Tío Walter and the Inmortales breaking out the classics. Everybody's happy.
－爸，你知道我很爱华特舅舅 －皆大欢喜 Wait, Dad. You know I love Tío Walter,
也没有要冒犯神仙乐团的意思 and no offense to Los Inmortales...
可是这个婚礼上不是只有古巴人 but there's not only Cubans at this wedding, there's also Adán's family,
还有亚当的家人、我们的朋友 but there's not only Cubans at this wedding, there's also Adán's family,
还有亚当的家人、我们的朋友 our friends, and we don't want an orchestra.
我们不想要乐队 我们想要唱片骑师 our friends, and we don't want an orchestra.
我们不想要乐队 我们想要唱片骑师 We want a DJ.
－唱片骑师？－对，唱片骑师 Yeah, a DJ.
而且这间房间 对50个人来说太大了 And this room is too big for 50 guests.
50个人？光亲戚就超过了 Fifty guests? Try 50 cousins.
而且我们还有朋友、客户 Plus, we have friends, my clients.
爸，我不想结婚的时候 还要应付陌生人 Dad, I don't wanna get married with 200 strangers I haven't seen in, what,
而且十多年没见 ten years?
你的亲戚我都不认识 Plus, I barely know half your cousins.
我自己都不认识 I barely know half my cousins.
可是有什么方式比家庭婚礼 更适合联络感情？ What better situation than to reconnect with them at a family wedding?
我必须要澄清一点 Let me just get one thing straight.
这是我们的婚礼，老爸 This is our wedding, Dad.
说真的，是，也不是 Well, yes and no.
什么叫是，也不是？ Yes and no?
是也不是 Yes and no.
你的名字在喜帖上 但支票簿是我的 Your name is on the invitation, but my name is on the checks.
好啊，就因为办婚礼是你付钱 Okay. So, because your name's on the check,
所以你有权作主咯？ you get to call all the shots?
是的，按照传统是这样没错 Yes. Traditionally that's the way it works.
出钱的人最大 The one with the gold makes the rules.
我只是想在 Sofi, please. I just want to give you away
亲朋好友与 社交圈的人面前送你出阁 Sofi, please. I just want to give you away
亲朋好友与 社交圈的人面前送你出阁 in front of my community, my friends. This is important to me.
－这对我很重要 －你是不是说送我出阁？ Did you just say, "Give me away"?
－爸，我不是一个买卖的物品 －我们不要吵了，好吗？ Dad, I'm not something you could just sell off.
我漂洋过海来美国 I didn't come across the Atlantic Ocean
睡在华特舅舅家地板上 to sleep on Tío Walter's floor
半工半读完成学业，创建公司 to put myself through school, to build the firm
不就是为了 可以负担这样的婚礼？ so I can afford something like this...
而你却站在那里告诉我 for you to stand there and tell me I can't celebrate
我不能跟亲朋好友一起庆祝 this extraordinary moment with our family, our friends.
－在非凡的一刻 －爸…主角是我跟他 Dad, Dad, Dad. This is about us.
好，我要出手了 Okay. I'm gonna interject.
有一天我在听德瑞克的精彩播客 The other day, I was listening to this incredible podcast
讨论移民经验 我打算跟你们分享 with Drake talking about the immigrant experience.
－你们有听过吗？－没有 -Did you guys hear this? -No.
总之，我知道他是加拿大人 你们是拉丁世代 Anyway, I know that he is Canadian and you guys are Latinx...
可是我却想起了移民 but it got me thinking about immigrants.
－是流亡 －是流亡，我很抱歉 Exiles. I'm so sorry.
重点其实只有一个，对吧？ The point is, it's always the same, right?
家长想要维护传统，孩子却拒绝 The parents wanna preserve their traditions and their kids don't.
一直以来都这样，我感同深受 Tale as old as time.
一直以来都这样，我感同深受 And I relate, you know.
以前我的犹太成人礼 想要《欲望城市》主题 I wanted a Sex and the City theme for my bat mitzvah
可是我爸妈不同意 and my parents wouldn't let me.
－我是夏绿蒂 －我是莎曼珊 I'm a Charlotte.
－我是夏绿蒂 －我是莎曼珊 I'm a Samantha.
而你，小姐 在这里要多学学凯莉 And you, missy, need to be a little Carrie in this narrative
另外，这位大人物 while Mr. Big over here needs to stop mansplaining how to throw a wedding.
不要再用男性的角度 来诠释如何举办婚礼了 while Mr. Big over here needs to stop mansplaining how to throw a wedding.
好，老爸，听好了 Okay, papi. Check it.
我们要合作，好吗？ It's a collab, right?
你要开心… You gotta be happy, you gotta be happy. And we're gonna make it work.
携手共度这一关，同意？ You gotta be happy, you gotta be happy. And we're gonna make it work.
携手共度这一关，同意？ Deal? Let's go find a wedding dress.
那我们去看婚纱吧 Deal? Let's go find a wedding dress.
好，各位，再15分钟就到了 Okay, guys, the appointment is in 15 minutes.
我到底是付礼服钱还是付房租？ Am I paying for the dress or the rent?
白色婚纱，蛋糕 Meringue...
白色婚纱，蛋糕 cake...
无趣 boring...
太新娘子了 too bridal.
不好意思 Excuse me?
嗨，请问你们还有其他品牌吗？ Hi. What other designers do you carry?
非常抱歉，这里的服饰不适合你 I'm afraid we don't have anything for you here.
我想你可能来错地方了 I think you might be in the wrong store.
请你离开好吗？ I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
我可不是这里的员工 I'm just messing with ya. I don't work here.
天啊，拜托你别闹了 My God, I can't take you anywhere.
柯拉，这位是凡妮莎 亚当的亲戚 Cora, this is Vanessa, Adán's cousin.
她也是我在纽约的好朋友 Also a very good friend of mine from New York.
－嗨 －嗨 -Hi.
好，家人们，重点来了 All right, fam, here is the scoop.
我们没有时间订做婚纱 We won't have time to customize a dress,
所以只能拿现成的来改 so we're gonna have to alter one that's off the rack.
老爸，请问我们的 预算有多少呢？ Daddy, what is the budget that we're working with?
预算？ Budget?
她喜欢就好 Whatever she wants.
非常好，真感人 I love that, that's beautiful
但是绝对不要让新娘 穿上她负担不起的婚纱 but keep in mind that you never wanna
但是绝对不要让新娘 穿上她负担不起的婚纱 put a bride in a dress she can't afford.
所以婚纱的价位 大概是从这里到这里 So, prices usually range from about here...
所以婚纱的价位 大概是从这里到这里 to here.
决定一下吧 So, where do we land?
这里呢？ Well, how about there?
给我艾莎艾赞纳博 王薇薇跟祖海慕拉 Get me Esé Azénabor, Vera Wang, and Zuhair Marad.
开心 Fun.
这样…这样根本就不是… This whole thing is just not...
不是我要的，不适合我 It's just not me. It's not me.
感觉好沉重 It's just so heavy.
试试看王薇薇的？ Try the Vera Wang.
不要 No.
爸爸大概会宰了我 Plus, Dad would kill me.
拜托 Please.
就算你要王薇薇本人帮你试穿 You could ask for a fitting with the Vera Wang herself
老爸也会买单，好吗？ and he would still cave.
不会，好吗？ That's not true.
奥菲莉雅那边怎么了？ What happened with Ophelia's?
你知道吗？我觉得我这个人不适合有老板 You know, I just don't think I'm built to have a boss.
所以我打自己创业 So, I'm gonna start my own thing.
你不觉得创业 需要一些经验吗，柯拉？ Don't you think you need a little experience for that, Cora?
什么经验？大学经验？ Like what? College?
大学经验，是的 Like college. Yes.
不是人人都必须 走同一条路，苏菲 You know, not everyone has to follow the rules, Sof.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 Tía Pili could have made her dress, you know.
皮莉姨婆其实可以 帮她制作婚纱的 Tía Pili could have made her dress, you know.
－你的婚纱就是她做的 －没想到她刚回来 She made your dress.
－对，没错 －就丢出这么大的消息 Yes, she did.
我的造型 就像音乐录影带里面的人一样 And I looked like an extra in a Pat Benatar video.
－我以为她会把工作摆第一 －我就像 And I looked like a maitre d' from Versailles.
－古巴餐馆里的打杂小弟 －这点真是出乎我意料 And I looked like a maitre d' from Versailles.
没错 Yes, you did.
她总算来了 -Here she comes. -Oh.
－天啊 －我好期待 I can't wait!
－太好了 －我知道… I know, I know. -
女儿，怎么啦？ Okay, what happened? -
－怎么回事？－我不知道，就是感觉不太对劲 I don't know, I just wasn't...
－怎么回事？－我不知道，就是感觉不太对劲 I wasn't feeling it.
－现在呢？－现在吗？ Now what?
现在我打算… Y ahora, I was thinking that...
柯拉 Cora...
由你来制作我的婚纱 why don't you make my wedding dress?
－什么？－什么？ -What?
你是设计师？ -You're a designer? -She's a very good designer.
－她是优秀的设计师 －不 -You're a designer? -She's a very good designer.
－她是优秀的设计师 －不 No. Not yet.
我还不是 No. Not yet.
你说你想找机会 You said you wanted a break.
你的机会来了 This is your break.
对，可是… Yeah, but I don't have the money,
我又没有资金又没有物料 Yeah, but I don't have the money,
我又没有资金又没有物料 I don't have the materials, and we're running out of time.
－时间也不够啊 －对，没错，问题就在这里 I don't have the materials, and we're running out of time.
－时间也不够啊 －对，没错，问题就在这里 Yeah, see...
你也知道我们时间紧迫 You know.
她应该没办法完成婚纱礼服吧 Isn't it a little bit of pressure with the time we have
她应该没办法完成婚纱礼服吧 for her to do all these dresses?
不如这样 我们的预算原本是这样 I'll tell you what...
不如这样 我们的预算原本是这样 instead of being, like, here, you know...
现在可以改成这样 we can be, like, here.
那这笔预算都给柯拉 Well, let's give all that to Cora.
－太好了，我赞成 －对，你说得没错 -Yes! -Yes. Cora!
－伴娘礼服也麻烦你了 －我也支持这么做 Do my bridesmaids' dresses as well.
－就应该让她来做，对 －对 Oh, no.
－不行，这样是五加一 －没错 That's five plus one. That's...
－总共是… －六件礼服 Six dresses.
易如反掌 Piece of cake.
你的佣金没了 There goes your commission. -
我做了什么？ What have I done?
－我带酒跟伴娘来了 －柯拉，这就是你的工作室吗？ I come bearing wine and bridesmaids.
嗨 Hi.
嘿，贾斯汀 请把这个拿到外面去，麻烦你 Hey, Justin, please take this to the patio. Please. Thank you.
请进，门没锁 Come in. It's open.
亚当 Adán.
－你好吗？－赫雷拉先生 Mr. Herrera.
欢迎，请进 Welcome. Come in.
我们在看拳击，你好吗？ We're watching the fight.
我们在看拳击，你好吗？ How are you?
－非常好 －你爸妈也到了吗？ Good, good, good.
－非常好 －你爸妈也到了吗？ Did your parents come here too?
没有…他们刚到机场 No, no, no, they landed.
我只是想在他们来这里之前 I just wanted to come real quick to talk to you about something
－先跟你小聊一下 －那正好，我也想找你聊聊 -before they got here. -Great, perfect. I wanna talk to you too.
我们喝两杯 Let's have a drink.
早上11点？ At 11:00 a.m.?
向新人敬酒永远不嫌早 It's never too early to toast Adán and Sofi.
敬亚当跟苏菲 To Adán and Sofi.
－干杯 －干杯 Salud.
伯父，我心中有话不吐不快 Sir, I just wanted to get something off my chest.
你知道我两手空空来到美国 You know, I came to this country with nothing.
我半工半读完成学业 I worked hard, I put myself through school,
我创办了自己的公司 I built my own company, and with that effort,
再用这股拼劲建造了这栋好房子 I was able to build this house.
而你，只要你努力工作 And you, if you work very hard,
总有一天也可以建造一栋 像这样的房子 one day, you will also be able to build a house like this.
关于钱这件事 And about that, you know, I'm kind of in a...
其实我就是要跟你聊一下… And about that, you know, I'm kind of in a...
我要老实跟你说 The thing is this, that my daughter, Sofi...
问题在于我女儿苏菲 The thing is this, that my daughter, Sofi...
她被我宠坏了，过惯好日子 she's used to a certain lifestyle.
我知道你想给她幸福，对不对？ And, you know, and I know you wanna make her happy.
－是，我很高兴 －这就是… -Right? That's all you want. -Yes, and I'm so happy
而你有庞大的潜力可以做得到 -that you and I are talking about it. -You have so much potential
可是非营利组织钱真的赚不够多 to do that. But that non-profit situation is just not gonna cut it...
因为身为男人 because, at the end of the day, we as men...
我们总是被世人 以养家活口的能力来品头论足 because, at the end of the day, we as men...
我们总是被世人 以养家活口的能力来品头论足 we get judged by our ability to provide.
－其实我… －到头来还是为了… -And, you know, I... -Because it's all about...
没错，这次的谈话 让我觉得很不自在 Yeah, and I feel uncomfortable having this conversation.
－我不知道该怎么说，但是… －不会，好了 -I don't really know how to say it, but... -Hey, hey. Hey.
看着我，不用觉得丢脸 Look at me. There's no shame in it.
你有任何需要尽管找我 If you ever need anything,
你有任何需要尽管找我 -you come to me. -Yeah.
你有任何需要尽管找我 And you see, my father...
其实我父亲… And you see, my father...
－好啊，这拳漂亮 －…这拳十分快速 Dude! Dude! What a cross!
－将杰克击倒在地 －快起来，垃圾 Get up you bum!
－这一拳真的漂亮 －这右拳 Get up you bum!
你看见没？他起不来了 You see that? He ain't gettin' up.
我…真可怜 Poor guy.
－很可怜吗？好吧 －我… Poor guy?
我很同情为了钱去打架的人 他们别无选择 -Okay. -I just feel sorry for someone...
我很同情为了钱去打架的人 他们别无选择 who has no choice but to fight for money, you know?
那需不需要我换台？ Would you like me to change the channel?
不用… -No, no, no, sir, this is your house. Please. -No, no, no.
－伯父这是你家，不用了 －不用客气 -No, no, no, sir, this is your house. Please. -No, no, no.
所以你喜欢看什么体育赛事？ What sport would you prefer to watch?
我不太看体育赛事 I don't really watch sports.
－你不喜欢看？－对 -You don't watch sports? -No.
你有在运动吗？ You play sports?
我喜欢健行 I like hiking.
健行不是运动 Hiking's not a sport.
你父亲没教你任何一项运动 Your father never taught you any sports?
－也没带你看比赛？－有，他有一支足球队 He never took you to any games?
－也没带你看比赛？－有，他有一支足球队 No, he did. He has a soccer team
我们每周都要去看他们比赛 后来我看腻了 and we had to go watch 'em play every week until I got tired of it.
－两位好 －你好，亲爱的 Hello, men.
－亚当，你爸妈马上就要到了？－有一支足球队？ -Adán, your parents will be here soon, right? -"Has a soccer team"?
－对 －我要先来加热焖肉 Yeah. - I need to warm up the fricassee.
我来帮你 Let me help you.
他怎么这么弱啊？ What's up with that glass jaw?
就是说啊，他完了 I know.
就是说啊，他完了 He's out.
－可是他脸被打中了 －对 Yeah. -
－来了，是他们，我去… －他们到了吗？ -Yep, that's them. Let me go get 'em. -They're here?
－我去接他们 －他们到了 They're here.
－快点，你来不来？－我要问你一个问题 -Adán, wait. I gotta ask you a question. -Are you coming?
－走吧 －对了 -Let's go. -Hey.
你的头发怎么了？ What did you do to your hair?
你要是还不知道的话 In case you hadn't realized, our daughter's getting married in two weeks.
我们女儿再过两周就要结婚了 In case you hadn't realized, our daughter's getting married in two weeks.
你看起来很漂亮 You look very nice.
谢谢你注意到了 吉列尔莫，走吧 Nice of you to notice, Guillermo. Come on.
－赫南 －别乱来 Hernán.
－赫南 －别乱来 Behave.
－路途顺利吗？－你好 Hey!
赫雷拉先生，这位是我父亲 Mr. Herrera, this is my father, Hernán Castillo.
－赫南卡斯提洛 －幸会 Mr. Herrera, this is my father, Hernán Castillo.
亲家，来给我抱一个 Give me a hug, in-law!
不久之前我们素不相识 A moment ago we were nothing.
如今却成为了一家人 ...and now we're family.
的确 That's true.
－英格丽对吧？－是 Ingrid, right? - Yes!
你跟你女儿一样貌美如花 来亲一个 You're just as beautiful as your daughter.
你跟你女儿一样貌美如花 来亲一个 Oh.
嗨 -Hi.
－嗨 －你好，我是茱丽叶塔，幸会 Hi, I'm Julieta, nice to meet you.
－你好，茱丽叶塔 －嗨 Hi, Julieta, hi. You must be Adán's sister.
你一定是亚当的姐妹 Hi, Julieta, hi. You must be Adán's sister.
我是吉列尔莫赫雷拉 Guillermo Herrera.
－那个… －其实我是赫南的太太 Well...
－那个… －其实我是赫南的太太 I'm actually Hernán's wife.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
其实她才是我母亲，玛赛拉 And actually...
其实她才是我母亲，玛赛拉 this is my mother, Marcela.
－前任卡斯提洛太太 －对 The former Mrs. Castillo.
－你们好，幸会，你好吗？－我还要给你们看个东西 I'm gonna show you something.
这位是小赫南西托 This is little Hernáncito.
－是不是很可爱？－好可爱 -Look at how cute he... -Adorable.
－他是亚当的弟弟 －很可爱 This is Adán's baby brother. How cute is he.
－是不是很可爱？－再给你们看个东西 This is Adán's baby brother. How cute is he.
－是不是很可爱？－再给你们看个东西 I wanna show you something.
你们一定不会相信 这个很有意义 You're not gonna believe it.
－他很热情 －我要给你们看 You're not.
－他很热情 －我要给你们看 I'm gonna show you.
－你最好把宝宝抱回去 －稍安勿躁 -Just wait, wait, wait. -You better take the baby.
－等我一下，我要给你们看 －是，抱回去吧 -You take the baby. Yeah. -I'm gonna show you.
我刺了这个生日刺青 I got his birthday tattooed.
－真漂亮 －很漂亮 Beautiful.
－我喜欢 －不只如此，我还会 -Beautiful. -Lovely.
－刺你跟你弟的，知道吗？－不… And I'm gonna put yours and your brother's, okay?
－英格丽，带我参观你美丽的家 －当然没问题 Ingrid.
－英格丽，带我参观你美丽的家 －当然没问题 -Show me your beautiful home, please. -Absolutely.
－走吧 －太好了，谢谢你，亲爱的 -Come on. -Yes.
－走吧 －太好了，谢谢你，亲爱的 -Yes. -Thank you, sweetie.
－欢迎 －他很紧张 How was your trip? Was it good?
－旅途顺利吗？好玩吗？－很顺利，饮料很好喝 How was your trip? Was it good?
－旅途顺利吗？好玩吗？－很顺利，饮料很好喝 Good drinks. You know, champagne...
有香槟 Good drinks. You know, champagne...
他有一支足球队？ Does he own a soccer team?
对 Yeah.
我没搞错的话 只有大富翁才能养足球队吧？ Don't you have to be a multi-millionaire to own a soccer team?
你知道墨西哥 有两家啤酒公司吗？ You know how in Mexico, there's two beer companies?
我知道 I'm aware.
其中一家是他的 He owns one of them.
你怎么不告诉我？ When were you gonna tell me this?
我想说 Oh, I tried.
可是你不让我们说话 But you didn't let us speak.
－来，我们一起拍一张 －好，笑一个 Working pro bono, huh? - Oh, boy.
－什么？无偿代理？－天啊 Working pro bono, huh? - Oh, boy.
如果我有私人飞机 帮街友盖房子，我也行 If I had a private plane, I'd be making houses for the homeless.
接下来我们的孙子长大以后 You know what's gonna happen? Our grandson's gonna grow up to be a brat.
会是一个被宠坏的臭小子 You know what's gonna happen? Our grandson's gonna grow up to be a brat.
对啊，她一定会生儿子 Because of course, she's gonna have a boy.
你知道我的意思 You know what I mean.
我只希望苏菲能够清醒一点 I just hope that Sofi finally wakes up after this
不然亚当会用 新的模特儿把她换掉 before Adán trades her in for a new model
俗话说有其父必有其子 you know, like father, like son, the Castillo tradition.
那年轻女孩真可怜 Look at the age on this poor girl.
再一张 Look at the age on this poor girl.
再一张 That's not gonna happen.
那种事不会发生的 That's not gonna happen.
我听苏菲说 You know, I heard from Sofi that Hernán took his grandfather's brewery
赫南接手他祖父给的酿酒厂之后 You know, I heard from Sofi that Hernán took his grandfather's brewery
就拓展成墨西哥最大酒厂 and made it into the biggest one in Mexico.
所以他并不是什么都没做 So it's not like he didn't do something to get here.
苏菲跟你说的？ Sofi told you this?
是啊 Yes.
你要知道 她现在已经不是爸爸的小女儿了 You know, she's not just daddy's little girl, right?
好戏上场，宝贝，跟我来 Showtime, baby. Come on.
－谢谢 －谢谢 -Thank you.
先生，不好意思，我对虾子过敏 Oh, uh. Sir, I'm allergic to shrimp.
－麻烦你，先生 －那就拿远一点，比利 -Then let's get that away from her. Billy. -Please, sir.
－拿过去 －不好意思 Excuse me?
你们是怎么认识的？ How did you two meet?
我是他的治疗师 I was his healer. Yeah.
原来是这样啊 So that's what they call them...
麻烦两位女士收敛一点 Ladies, please.
婚礼安排得怎么样？ How are the wedding arrangements going?
找好教堂了吗？ Have you found a church?
那个…关于这件事 Yeah, well, about that...
他们不要天主教婚礼 No, no, they don't want a Catholic wedding.
－真的？－没错 -No? -No.
不好意思，我想请问一下 I'm sorry, I'm just curious, but do you speak Spanish?
你们会说西班牙语吗？ I'm sorry, I'm just curious, but do you speak Spanish?
当然说西班牙语 Of course we do.
所以我们干嘛说英语？ So why are we speaking English?
原因很简单 Well, because we're in the United States.
因为我们现在是在美国 Well, because we're in the United States.
我们在美国长大 We got here very young and we had to learn English.
我们很小就来了 We got here very young and we had to learn English.
所以必须学英语 We spoke Spanish at home. But everyone spoke English at school and the streets,
我们在家的时候会说西班牙语 We spoke Spanish at home. But everyone spoke English at school and the streets,
可是在学校跟街上 We spoke Spanish at home. But everyone spoke English at school and the streets,
每个人都说英语 so it was hard to preserve it.
所以很难保留说西班牙语的传统 so it was hard to preserve it.
也对 Of course.
天啊，我要帮宝宝拍嗝 Oh, my God! I need to burp the baby.
她自从当了妈妈以后就变这样了 She has been like that since she become a mom.
－少女心已死 －没错 -The death of the maiden. -Exactly.
该换新玩具了 Time to get a new toy.
好，你们想在哪里办举办婚宴？ Where do you want to hold the reception?
其实我们也还没找到喜欢的地方 Well, actually, we haven't found a place yet.
我们在找一个特别的场地 We're looking for something special.
我们已经找到一个特别的地方 Well, actually, we have found something special.
那里叫毕尔特摩庄园 It's called the Biltmore Hotel...
我是那里的改建委员 and it's the place that I was on the remodeling committee.
不过我女儿 显然觉得那里不够特别 But apparently my daughter doesn't find it unique enough.
爸 Dad...
我是说我跟她在俱乐部结婚 No, I mean, we were married in a bingo hall.
可是我女儿 已经厌倦毕尔特摩庄园了 But my daughter, I guess, has now become bored with the Biltmore.
爸，我…我没有… Dad, I'm not...
我没有厌倦毕尔特摩庄园 I'm not bored by the Biltmore.
那里对我们来说有点太华丽了 It's just that it's a little too fancy for us...
就像我们之前说的 and like we've said before,
－我们想要小巧跟… －还有温馨 we want something smaller and,
－我们想要小巧跟… －还有温馨 -And intimate. -and intimate.
跟温馨，可能在海边举行 -And intimate. -and intimate.
跟温馨，可能在海边举行 Maybe, like, by the ocean, or here.
－或者在这里也不错 －苏菲不行 -Yes. -Sofi, no.
这样是行不通的 That would never work.
－这栋房子太小了 －小？ This house is way too small.
爸 -Small? -Pa.
我…我不觉得 这栋房子像你说的那么小 Well, I wouldn't really consider this house small.
当然我不是指你房子真的很小 I don't mean small like "small."
当然我不是指你房子真的很小 I mean small like, my guest list alone is five hundred people.
但光我的宾客名单就有500人 I mean small like, my guest list alone is five hundred people.
－5…500人？－而且 -Five hundred? -And we haven't...
这还没算你母亲跟继母的宾客呢 even counted your mother's and stepmother's guests, you know.
爸，这是我们的婚礼 Pa, this is our wedding
你必须尊重一下 我们的选择，对吧？ and you have to be respectful of our choices. Right?
这些孩子在美国生活四年 These kids. They spend four years in America
突然间就变成外国人了 and suddenly they are gringos.
不然呢，儿子？ What do you expect, mijo?
难道我自己儿子的婚礼 我要被当成客人？ That I'm gonna be a guest at my own son's wedding?
对啊 Yes.
－宾客500人确实有点多啊？－真的，大场面 I think five hundred guests is a bit much.
－宾客500人确实有点多啊？－真的，大场面 -Don't you think? -Yeah, it's big.
你们该看看在墨西哥办的婚礼 You should see the weddings in México.
超棒的 Amazing.
可惜我们不在墨西哥 我们在迈阿密 Yeah, well, we're not in México. We're here in Miami...
费用真的差很多 and the costs here are much different.
钱不是问题，亲家 Don't worry about the money, consuegro.
你们本来想请几位客人？ How many guests were you thinking?
剩下的我包了 I'll cover the rest.
－剩下的你包了？－是的 -You'll cover the rest? -Yes.
－那真是谢谢你了 －深呼吸… Breathe.
－我不想因我的需求给你添麻烦 －不会，好 I don't want to burden you with my needs.
－我不想因我的需求给你添麻烦 －不会，好 Well, no, okay, and I'm sorry, I appreciate the gesture
不好意思，谢谢你的心意 Well, no, okay, and I'm sorry, I appreciate the gesture
不过我是新娘的父亲 but I am the father of the bride
婚礼的费用由我来支付 and the father of the bride pays for the wedding.
我并不在乎这种旧传统 I don't care about those old traditions.
是的，可是我在乎这种旧传统 Yes, but I do care about those old traditions
就这么说定了，谢谢你的好意 and that's the way it's going to be done, thank you.
好吧 Fine.
不然就让我办一场订婚宴 But then, let me throw a little engagement party
让亲朋好友聚一聚 for the families to meet.
我在这边的码头 有一艘船可以办派对 I have a boat here, in the marina.
我在这边的码头 有一艘船可以办派对 -We can do it here. -Sounds fantastic.
－听起来真棒 －太好了 -We can do it here. -Sounds fantastic.
－真好 －谢谢你，赫南 -Perfect. -Thank you, Hernán.
－不客气，敬婚礼 －太感谢你了 -Thank you. -For the wedding.
－敬婚礼 －敬婚礼 To the wedding.
干杯 Cheers.
好一个亲家 我不在乎这种旧传统 Consuegro, I don't care about the old traditions.
剩下的我包了 到我船上我们一起刺青 I pay for the rest. Come to my boat.
剩下的我包了 到我船上我们一起刺青 We could all get tattoos.
你我都知道 他至少表现得既慷慨又大方 You know, at least he's trying to be gracious and kind.
我邀请他们来家里就不大方吗？ And I'm not? I invited 'em to the house, didn't I?
不然你要我怎样？带他们去跳伞吗？ What am I supposed to do?
不然你要我怎样？带他们去跳伞吗？ Take 'em skydiving?
－天啊 －总之 -Oh, boy. -Anyway...
我们应该要约法三章 we should go over the ground rules,
别让人怀疑我们要离婚 so nobody suspects we're getting divorced.
有道理 Good call.
可以牵手吗？ Can we hold hands?
可以 We can.
可以跳舞吗？ Can we dance?
有必要就跳 If necessary.
－接吻呢？－绝对不行，你休想 -How about a kiss? -Absolutely not.
不行 No.
所以能做什么？ So, what can we do?
像平常那样 How about the usual?
成双成对去参加派对 向大家打招呼 We get to the party as a couple, we say hello to everybody,
接下来你全程把我当空气 then you ignore me for the rest of the party.
这样就不会有人起疑心了 No one will suspect a thing.
舅舅，我们是去参加派对 不是去钓鱼 Tío, this is an intimate party, not a fishing trip.
我去钓条鱼给他们吃 I want to make them ceviche.
天啊 Oh, my God.
这家伙到底多有钱？ How rich is this guy?
这是他的船？ That's his boat?
也太温馨了点 Good thing it was intimate.
喂，亲家 Hey, consuegros!
快拿杯香槟上船来玩 Grab some champagne and come aboard!
他是谁？疯子吗？ What is he, a Bond villain?
不管他是谁，我要当他的好朋友 Whoever he is, he's my new best friend.
谢谢你，我的朋友 Thank you, my friend.
欧祖纳 Ozuna!
麦可曼恩跟唐强生 在拍《迈阿密天龙》的时候 Michael Mann and Don Johnson came every Saturday
每周六都会到我的餐馆来吃饭 to eat at my restaurant when they were shooting Miami Vice.
我丈夫负责经营餐馆 而我负责下厨 My husband ran the place, and I was the cook.
真棒，后来怎么样了？ Amazing. And then what happened?
路易斯托过世 我们只好把店关了 Luisito died, and we had to close the place.
他真的很善良 He was a saint.
真的很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
不会，没关系 No, no, it's fine.
－我刚刚说到餐馆… －妈… -As I was saying... -Ma, Ma...
尤兰达表姐在找你 prima Yolanda's looking for you.
好像说焦糖烤布丁做得比你好吃 Something about the flan being better than yours.
她根本连蛋都不会打 She doesn't even know how to beat eggs.
那个布丁是烘焙坊买的 That flan is from a bakery.
－我怕你受不了我妈 －不，她非常可爱 I thought you needed a break.
－我怕你受不了我妈 －不，她非常可爱 -No, she's lovely. -She is.
的确 -No, she's lovely. -She is.
我现在知道 你们的活力是哪来的了 I can see where you guys get your spark from.
谢谢夸奖 Oh, thank you.
亚当跟我说过 你以前是室内设计师 Adán said that you were an interior decorator?
－他说的？－是啊 -He did? -Yes.
那是以前的事了 Well, it was a while ago, but I did some things.
总之我设计过一些东西 Well, it was a while ago, but I did some things.
那好 Well, I just bought a hotel chain.
因为我刚买下一家连锁饭店 Well, I just bought a hotel chain.
或许你可以帮我改造一番 设计一下 Maybe you can help me to remodel it.
真的吗？ Really?
－先警告你，我的费用可不便宜 －应该的 I have to warn you. I don't come cheap.
－先警告你，我的费用可不便宜 －应该的 Nor should you. Come on, let's go dance.
－一起跳支舞吧，好 －那走吧 -Let's do it.
柯拉说苏菲的婚礼 Cora tells me that...
不打算请神仙乐团去表演了 Los Inmortales won't be playing at Sofi's wedding.
可能是时代变了吧 Times change, I guess.
所以说没牧师、没教堂 No priest, no church.
舅舅，我总不能一直否定苏菲 Tío, I can't keep fighting Sofi on everything.
我明白 I get it.
可是连我们自己 都不维护自己的传统 But if we don't preserve our tradition, who will, son?
谁来维护？ But if we don't preserve our tradition, who will, son?
谁来？ Who will?
来，帮我拿一下 Hold this.
欧祖纳在那边 There is Ozuna.
欧祖纳 Ozuna!
你有没有听过神仙乐团？ Ever hear of the Immortales?
跟我来 Come with me.
不好意思，先生 这里面有虾子吗？ Excuse me, sir, does it have shrimp?
所以新娘的父亲心情如何？ So, how's the father of the bride?
儿子要娶了老婆才不是儿子 A son is a son until he takes a wife,
但女儿永远是女儿 but a daughter's a daughter all her life.
－感觉有点古板 －但有它道理在 A little old-fashioned.
－感觉有点古板 －但有它道理在 Classic never dies.
真老套 Touché.
总之我需要请你手机上签个名 Anyway, I'm going to need you to docu-sign this here and here.
这里跟这里 Anyway, I'm going to need you to docu-sign this here and here.
街头乐队？ Mariachis?
还要用100磅和牛 去做卡纳萨达？ A hundred pounds of carne asada made with wagyu beef?
佛罗里达和牛有点老 Floridian wagyu can be a bit chewy, so we're importing it.
所以我们会用进口货 Floridian wagyu can be a bit chewy, so we're importing it.
好啊，进口货，谁同意的？ Of course. Imported. Who authorized this?
赫南 Um, Hernán.
赫南 Oh, Hernán.
还有放烟火就要一万元 是土豪吗？ You have ten thousand dollars in fireworks. Who is he?
－他以为他是谁？－我不知道为什么会这样 The Great Gatsby?
－他以为他是谁？－我不知道为什么会这样 I don't know who that is, but...
－但是… －一千个客人？ A thousand guests?
一千个客人？ A thousand guests!
还挺顺利的 Well, that went well.
不好意思，我有事找你 Excuse me, I need to talk to you.
比利，这位是我妈 Billy, meet my mom.
你养出了一个天使，一个大美人 You raised an angel, such a beautiful thing.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you, love.
好，大家注意 我说件事，我准备了惊喜 Okay. We are here, join me.
好，大家注意 我说件事，我准备了惊喜 I have a surprise.
－又有惊喜？－没错 -Another one? -Yes.
－太好了 －娜塔莉 -Great. -Natalie!
人呢？娜塔莉 Where is... Natalie, join us. Come on.
快过来，快点 Where is... Natalie, join us. Come on.
备用小公寓，我刚刚买的，走吧 I just bought a pied-à-terre. Come on.
－刚刚买的？－什么？ -You bought this? -What?
正确来说应该是用换的 It's more like I traded it in.
我有个朋友无力偿还欠我的债 A friend of mine who could not repay a loan
所以他跟我说 from our bank said to me...
我迈阿密的房子给你吧 "Take my house in Miami." And I said to him, "No..."
不过来这里玩的时候 总是需要房子 But you always need a house whenever you want to come and visit.
所以我说：那也可以 So I said, "Why not?"
这里好漂亮、好宏伟 It is beautiful. Spectacular.
可是我想换色调 But I want to change the color.
我也很喜欢西班牙式的建筑 I also like Spanish architecture
所以我觉得你会喜欢 对吧，比利？ so I thought you'd like it.
所以我觉得你会喜欢 对吧，比利？ No, Billy?
－是义式建筑 －比利 It's Italian.
－是义式建筑 －比利 Billy...
要有礼貌 Be good.
－真是又大又漂亮 －是啊 That is not working, the fountain.
这座喷泉坏了 That is not working, the fountain.
－麻烦打给潘秋来处理，好吗？－好 Please call Pancho to fix it, okay?
谢谢你 Thank you, love.
赫南，这房子真是漂亮 Hernán, this is such a beautiful home.
我也这么觉得 很适合举办婚礼不是吗？ I agree. It would make a great spot for a wedding, don't you think?
对，但我们只是想要结婚而已 Yeah. I mean, we just want to get married.
你们想要户外婚礼 You wanted an outdoor wedding.
我把这里送给你们 就是最好的乔迁之喜了 What better way to break in the new place than doing it here, right?
你觉得怎么样，娜塔莉？ What do you say, Natalie?
－可是我们找不到足够的沙拉叉 －闭嘴，凯勒 But we can't even find enough salad forks.
－可是我们找不到足够的沙拉叉 －闭嘴，凯勒 Suck it, Kyler.
当然没问题 Yes, we can!
当然有问题 No, we can't.
你说什么？ -I'm sorry? -I said...
我说当然有问题 No, we can't.
你不能将你的想法 You don't get to waltz in here
强加在我女儿的婚礼上 and impose your will on the wedding
强加在我女儿的婚礼上 that I'm throwing for my daughter.
我不能接受 that I'm throwing for my daughter.
我强加了什么？ What I am imposing?
一万元的夸张烟火 Ten thousand dollars in fireworks,
十箱瓜达拉哈拉的龙舌兰酒 ten crates of tequila from Guadalajara, mariachis,
100盘和牛卡纳萨达 a hundred platters of carne asada.
我说了我愿意付钱 I offered to pay for them.
我在儿子的婚礼上 加一点传统元素 Am I not supposed to have my traditions
难道就因为你不同意 at my own son's wedding just because you don't approve?
就说我强加，公平吗？ at my own son's wedding just because you don't approve?
传统？ Traditions?
墨西哥的卡纳萨达 是用和牛做的？ What part of México does wagyu beef come from?
－和牛是现代元素 －是吗？ It's a modern spin.
－和牛是现代元素 －是吗？ Yeah? At 150 bucks a pop. And then you hit on my wife.
150元一盘 Yeah? At 150 bucks a pop. And then you hit on my wife.
你还撩我老婆 Yeah? At 150 bucks a pop. And then you hit on my wife.
－爸 －什么？ -Dad! -What?
比利，别闹，真的 Billy, not now. No.
我觉得你应该冷静一下，兄弟 I think you should take a step back, pal.
不，是你要冷静兄弟 No, you take a step back, my friend.
我口袋装着两毛钱 漂洋过海来到美国 I didn't come across the ocean with two cents in my pocket...
－你是搭飞机来的 －对，可是其他人不是 You came by plane.
－你是搭飞机来的 －对，可是其他人不是 Yeah. But a lot of us didn't.
我们来这里不是为了 让老年嬉皮客 And we didn't come to this country
我们来这里不是为了 让老年嬉皮客 so some aging hipster in a yacht...
强加一千人的婚宴费 could come in and impose a thousand-person wedding on us.
他这种行为太恶心了 could come in and impose a thousand-person wedding on us.
你西班牙语不太好啊，古巴混蛋 Speak to me in Spanish, you Napoleonic Cuban!
我来跟你说西班牙语 I'll talk to you in Spanish, you clown!
我来跟你说西班牙语 What about you, whitexican?
这个不知羞耻的跳梁小丑 Who are you calling "Cubano," eh?
－有钱就了不起啊？－你自己又好到哪里去啊？ No.
没品味的白老墨 You tacky whitexican.
－不止没品味还没水平 －你儿子算哪根葱？ So are you, bro! So are you!
－为了祖国献身 －这些疯子 What the hell is wrong with you crazies?
－就是永生 －有什么毛病？ What the hell is wrong with you crazies?
快给我闭嘴 Shut up!
你们现在是在演 《西城故事》，是不是？ What is all this Sharks versus Jets shit?
我们全都是鲨鱼帮 We're all Sharks here.
你们真该为自己感到丢脸 You should be ashamed of yourselves.
今天的主角是我们的孩子 You're taking a day that's supposed to be all about our kids
你们却把自己当成主角 and making it all about you.
你怎么可以这样丢我们家的脸？ How could you embarrass our family like this?
这房子很漂亮 也是我们女儿想要的 This house is beautiful.
这房子很漂亮 也是我们女儿想要的 And it's what our daughter wants.
不，这不是我要的 No. That's not what I want.
不是付钱的人最大吗？ So the one with the gold makes the rules?
对，付钱的人最大 So the one with the gold makes the rules?
他提出要付钱，比利 Yes, the one with the gold makes the rules.
所以呢？我是新娘的父亲，他不是 He offered to pay, Billy.
所以呢？我是新娘的父亲，他不是 Yeah? Well, I'm the father of the bride, not him.
这里由我说了算，不是你 And I call the shots, not you.
我不同意举办不穿鞋的婚礼 And I don't approve of weddings with no shoes.
我不同意来自禅意中心的牧师 And I don't approve of weddings with Zen priests.
我也不同意 邀请一千个客人的婚礼 And I don't approve of a wedding with a thousand guests.
我更不同意我女儿嫁给那小子 And I don't approve my girl marrying that boy.
爸 Dad!
你只是新娘的父亲 You're just the father of the bride.
我嫁给谁不需要你的同意 You don't get to approve who I marry.
再过两周，我就要走上红毯了 So in two weeks,
再过两周，我就要走上红毯了 I'm gonna walk down that aisle
不管你在不在我身边 我都要嫁给他 and I'm gonna marry that man...
不管你在不在我身边 我都要嫁给他 whether you're next to me or not.
如果你不想来的话，是你的问题 And if you don't wanna be there, Dad...
如果你不想来的话，是你的问题 that's on you.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
是你过分了点 You went too far.
可恶 Shit.
拜托，得了吧 Okay, come on.
你不需要再装了，快点回他吧 You don't need to keep pretending. Just answer him.
你要我回谁？ Answer who?
这个传信息给你的大卫 David. The guy who keeps texting you.
我拜托你 Oh, please. You're pathetic.
－你真可悲 －我可悲？ Oh, please. You're pathetic.
－对啊 －他是谁？ Who is it? And why do you keep hiding?
你为什么要瞒我？ Who is it? And why do you keep hiding?
－我并没有要隐瞒你 －快啊，回复他啊 -I'm not hiding. -Go on, just answer him.
－你确定吗？－没错 -Oh. You want me to answer him? -Yes.
好吧 Okay. Fine.
回复 Okay. Fine.
嗨，大卫，我不方便说话 "Hi, David.
嗨，大卫，我不方便说话 "Can't talk right now.
不过我想尽快跟你约个时间 "But when can we finally meet
讨论离婚的相关流程 to discuss divorce proceedings
因为我现在每一分每一秒 都觉得非常痛苦 "because I can't take this one more second.
谢谢，发送 "Thank you."
谢谢，发送 -Send. -Who's David?
大卫是谁？ -Send. -Who's David?
我的律师 My lawyer.
今天原本可以开心地渡过 You know, today was supposed to be fun.
可是你却把大家的好心情全毁了 But you ruined it for everyone.
为什么？ And why?
是不是因为每件事 都不按照你预期的方向进行？ Maybe because things weren't being done to your standards.
但是你凭什么 要求任何事都要顺你的意？ Who made you the standard bearer of everything?
我以为经过这么多事 你应该会有所醒悟 I thought you would have gotten the message by now
我以为经过这么多事 你应该会有所醒悟 but it's clear that that's not gonna happen.
但是显然我错了 but it's clear that that's not gonna happen.
你没救了 I'm done.
－可以确定的是我不是她的伴娘 －我还以为你是她大学同学 I'm not a bridesmaid, that's for sure.
－可以确定的是我不是她的伴娘 －我还以为你是她大学同学 I thought maybe you're her friend from college or something.
－你看起来真的好年轻 －好吧 -I don't know. I mean, you look good. -Okay.
好不好看？ Do we love it?
－你看起来好漂亮 －天啊 -You look amazing. -Oh, my God!
－好美哦 －你这样太美了 That is gorgeous.
－柯拉，这件真的好漂亮 －好好看哦 -Cora, it's beautiful. -Cora, seriously.
－这个设计 －天啊，太漂亮了 -You did an amazing job. -Oh, my God.
真不错 -You did an amazing job. -Oh, my God.
－没事 －别担心 It's okay.
－没事 －别担心 Don't worry. It'll be done by the wedding.
婚礼前会处理好 Don't worry. It'll be done by the wedding.
－没关系 －其实有些人喜欢袖子掉下来 Some people actually like for their sleeves to fall off.
－对，也是一种风格 －没错，没什么不好 -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah.
－对，也是一种风格 －没错，没什么不好 -Yeah. -Trendy.
我能穿我的看看吗？ Can I try mine on?
我还需要两天的时间 I need two more days.
你说两天 Two more days? The wedding's in four.
－但婚礼剩四天 －我们的进度有点落后 -No. We're running a little behind. -A little?
－有点？－苏菲，你别跟我吵好吗？ Don't start with me, Sofi, okay?
这样会让我很紧张 You're gonna make me nervous.
我让你变得很紧张？ I'm gonna make you nervous?
这件是我的礼服吗？ -Is that my wedding dress? -Yeah.
对，我用我原本的设计去改的 I based my design off of it.
这个垫肩真好看 With the shoulder pads.
－没错 －真的 Yeah.
快试穿一下 Try it on.
－说得对，快，老妈 －没错 Yes. Yes, Mom. Yes, please.
－快试试看 －苏菲才是主角，不是我 It's Sofi's moment, not mine.
－拜托，不要说傻话了，好吗？－快点穿 No, Mom, no. Don't be silly.
－拜托，不要说傻话了，好吗？－快点穿 -We'll get violent. -You have to.
－你也很重要啊 －我们一会儿要暴动哦 -We'll get violent. -You have to.
－真的吗？－快点换上它，我们都很期待 -Come on. -I'll help you put it on.
－可是我应该穿不下 －快，老妈 I don't think I'm gonna fit into this.
－穿穿看… －天啊，好吧… I don't think I'm gonna fit into this.
－穿穿看… －天啊，好吧… Try it on! Try it on! Try it on!
－穿穿看… －天啊，好吧… Okay, okay, okay.
反正拉链不一定要拉上去 Well, you can always not close the zipper.
－好…等一下 －来，这边 Wait, wait, wait.
－已经多久没穿这个了 －这是我第一次帮人穿礼服 -Okay. Okay. -After all these years.
－已经多久没穿这个了 －这是我第一次帮人穿礼服 I've never been so scared putting on a dress.
－好，要拉了 －天啊 -Okay. Here we go. -Oh, my Lord.
－早知道就带凡士林来了 －怎么这么紧？ -I really should have gotten the Vaseline. -Yeah.
－天啊 －你可以帮我涂身体 You gotta grease me up.
妈，小心，你差点跌倒 Mom, be careful you almost fell!
会跌倒都是你害的 You're gonna knock me over.
－加油… －受不了 -Okay, hold it. -Okay. Okay.
好 Okay. -
－穿好了… －天啊 -Whoa! Oh, my... -There we go. There we go.
我真的很同情她，你们知道的 I feel really bad for her. Like...
－如果我是她的话… －嗨 Hi.
能打扰吗？ Am I interrupting?
我带了点心 I got snacks.
维琪小店的 From Vicky's.
好吧 Okay.
东西放这里，我待会就离开 Put it over here and I'm on my way.
－真希望我也有一套 －我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
－别闹了，你又不是主角 －我还没原谅你 Still mad at you.
－就是啊，不能抢走人家的风采 －懂吗？ You know.
－刚刚这样看，确实很有品味 －是柯拉设计的？ Cora made this?
－她设计衣服确实很有一套 －对 Yeah.
她很厉害吧？ She's good.
－不用担心，他们一定会顺利的 －虽然总是闯祸 She's a mess, but she's good.
－但真的很棒 －如果要帮忙 She's a mess, but she's good.
－我的天啊，真的是太好看了 －这是谁？ Oh, my God! -
－我的天啊，真的是太好看了 －这是谁？ -Gorgeous. -Beautiful.
－这套很适合你 －对啊 We need to take some pictures. - Oh, my God.
－妈妈今天也不输给女儿 －今天你才是主角 Today is your day.
－对…来，看镜头 －不，老妈 Today is your day.
－快…你们三个一起来 －我们都是主角 No, Mom. No. We can share it.
怎么样？我的墨西哥兄弟？ What is up, my Mexican brother?
准备见识真正的迈阿密了吗？ Are you ready to see the real Miami?
－准备好了 －好，可以喊一声当然吗？ -Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah.
－准备好了 －好，可以喊一声当然吗？ Can I get a hell yeah?
－当然 －当然 -Hell yeah.
你不是要参加告别式 Hey, it's not your funeral. Tonight is your night.
你是主角，对吧？ Hey, it's not your funeral. Tonight is your night.
你爸今晚不来吗？ Where's your dad? He's not coming?
他今天身体不舒服 He wasn't feeling well.
现在是怎样？参加告别式吗？ Hey, what is this, a funeral? Come on, move over, move over.
我们出发 Let's go.
你这个小美人 You beautiful thing!
－下钞票雨吧 －我爱你 Wow.
亲爱的，天啊，我要心脏病发了 I love you, my darling! Oh, my God.
亲爱的，天啊，我要心脏病发了 I'm gonna get a heart attack.
等等，主角呢？ Oye, hey, where's the bachelor?
怎么样啊，兄弟？你要叫警察吗？ No, no, no.
怎么样啊，兄弟？你要叫警察吗？ Somebody call 911. The party police is here.
我就是派对警察 Somebody call 911. The party police is here.
你怎么来这个地方还像个 Acting like a dead fly, huh?
死鱼一样？这样多无聊啊 Guys.
不… -It's not so easy, bro. -No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey.
－快过来 －天啊，不行… -Hey. -Good girl.
放开我… -Hey. Hey. No, no, no. Hey. -Watch the loafers!
比利还在… Billy's around. Billy's around. Come on. Billy's around.
－现在轮到你跳舞了 －比利还在，你们先等我一下 Billy's around. Billy's around. Come on. Billy's around.
－现在轮到你跳舞了 －比利还在，你们先等我一下 It's your turn to get down.
停，你们先过他这关 No. You're gonna have to go through him.
亲爱的，你好吗？ Amor, how are you?
菜宝，告别单身派对好玩吗？ Amor, how are you?
菜宝，告别单身派对好玩吗？ How's the bachelor party?
抱歉，不太清楚，晚餐顺利吗？ -I can't hear you. How's dinner? -It was good.
很顺利，我们去了 椰林一家新餐厅 We tried this new restaurant by Coconut Grove
不过我打算今晚到这里就好 but I think we're gonna call it a night.
好，我这边也差不多 再喝个两杯就会回家 Yeah. Same here.
好，我这边也差不多 再喝个两杯就会回家 We're just gonna grab a couple beers and head home.
你其实不用假装 You don't have to pretend.
我真的不喜欢这种 花钱找女人的场合 I don't like the whole exploiting women for money thing.
你应该也知道 You know that. The...
那干嘛让朱尼尔策划这个派对？ Then why did you have Junior plan your bachelor party?
亲爱的，我先挂了，爱你 Amor, gotta go. Love you.
快点进来吧，今晚帮你找对象 Let's get you laid, abuela.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们来跳舞吧 Let's dance.
这样不太好吧？ I don't think I should.
我们的孩子要结婚了 It's our children's wedding!
的确 That's true.
你女儿跟我儿子，我们的孩子 Your daughter, my son, our children!
没错 Okay.
你听我说 The things I said...
我认为 The things I said...
我那天在岛上 to you and about you the other day at the island
对你说的那些话确实相当过分 to you and about you the other day at the island
对你说的那些话确实相当过分 was inexcusable.
比利 Billy...
我爸经常惹毛我 My dad gets under my skin all the time.
－所以我可以理解 －你人真好，你人真的很好 -That's very kind of you. -I understand.
但我应该给你一个解释 That's very kind of you, but you deserve an explanation.
我这阵子比较烦躁，因为… I haven't been myself lately because...
因为我跟英格丽要离婚了 Ingrid and I are getting a divorce.
比利，我… Billy...
－我很遗憾 －我们本来想跟苏菲说这件事 I'm so sorry. I...
－我很遗憾 －我们本来想跟苏菲说这件事 We were gonna break the news to Sofi the other night...
但是那天她却宣布要跟你订婚 but then she announced her engagement to you
一个陌生人把女儿夺走 so you can understand how I felt
甚至要带去墨西哥 when I learned that her new boyfriend was gonna take...
你能理解我当下的感受吗？ Take my girl away from me to Mexico.
我的家变得四分五裂 My whole family's falling apart.
我很抱歉拿你出气 So I'm sorry for taking it out on you. I know it's not your fault.
我知道这不能怪你 So I'm sorry for taking it out on you. I know it's not your fault.
虽然… Although at the end of the day...
虽然这件事确实是因为你 Although at the end of the day...
虽然这件事确实是因为你 of course it is.
抱歉，我要先跟你澄清一点 Just to set the record straight...
老实说，搬回墨西哥 不是我的主意 it wasn't my idea to go back to Mexico.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
其实我很喜欢纽约 Well, I love New York.
在纽约没有人知道我是谁 No one knew who I was. I could be myself.
当我遇见苏菲后 我知道她是爱我这个人 And when I met Sofi, I knew she liked me for who I was.
那干嘛搬回墨西哥？ So why are you going back to Mexico?
她在那找到一份重要的工作 She found a job that mattered to her there.
所以你就决定 跟她搬回你的国家？ So you're following her back to your country?
对，很讽刺吧？ Yeah.
对，很讽刺吧？ Ironically.
－没错 －那你自己呢？ Yeah.
－没错 －那你自己呢？ What about you?
纽约、事业、人生的计划？ New York, your career? Your own plans?
我人生的计划 My plans are to figure out a life next to your daughter.
就是跟你女儿渡过这辈子 My plans are to figure out a life next to your daughter.
当她看见有那么多移民 被困在墨西哥边境 And when she saw all the immigrants
当她看见有那么多移民 被困在墨西哥边境 stuck at the Mexican border, you know...
那时她… stuck at the Mexican border, you know...
她说你们也是千辛万苦才过来的 she told me how much you guys struggled to get here.
她觉得自己必须采取行动 And she felt like she had to do something about it.
我也认同她 So I just chose to join her.
所以选择加入她 So I just chose to join her.
等蜜月结束 I'm gonna tell Sofi about the divorce
我就跟苏菲说我们离婚的事 I'm gonna tell Sofi about the divorce
我就跟苏菲说我们离婚的事 after you come back from the honeymoon.
所以这件事麻烦你暂时保密 So I'm gonna need you to keep this quiet.
－比利 －我知道这很为难 -Billy... -Listen, I know it's a tall order.
我只是想要你明白 I just want you to understand that...
我不想你结了婚却不知道 Well, I didn't want you to get married without knowing that I approve.
我祝福你们 Well, I didn't want you to get married without knowing that I approve.
意思是你同意我们的婚事？ So you approve of this marriage, then?
那当然 Of course I do.
抱歉，你们两个 需要空间独处吗？ I'm sorry. Did you need some privacy?
－我们已经解决了 －对 -No, we're all done here. -Yeah.
来吧，老爹 Come on, papi.
有没有搞错？你有心脏病耶 What's the matter with you? You have a heart condition.
只要我喜欢，有什么不可以？ I can die doing what I love.
好吧，来，你已经吻别了，快点 Okay, great. One last kiss. Let's go.
－我们回家 －怎么这样啊？ -Wait, no... -Yeah. All right. Here we go.
－好，我们走 －等等 -Wait, no... -Yeah. All right. Here we go.
－搞什么啊？－回头见了，小宝贝 See you later, alligator.
我觉得这个星期 I feel like I've gotten a lot of pressure from you.
－你给了我很多压力 －来，我们一起干杯 -Shots. Let's go! -Okay.
这是赫南西托出生后 我第一次出来玩 It's the first time that I go out since Hernáncito was born.
－我不想走 －你去吧 I don't wanna go.
如果想多睡一会的话 我可以帮你照顾他 I'll look after Hernáncito if you wanna sleep in.
－真的？－你挤奶了吗？ -Yeah. -Did you pump milk?
挤了 Yes.
在冰箱里，你愿意帮我？ It's in the fridge. Would you do that?
－当然 －好耶 -Yes. I will. -Yes.
谢谢你 Gracias.
等等，我以为你们互相讨厌 You know, I thought you hated each other.
没有，我们只是 故意想让赫南以为我们在抢他 No. We just like to make Hernán think
没有，我们只是 故意想让赫南以为我们在抢他 that we're fighting over him.
你们两个人之间 相处的模式真的很有智慧 This is truly an evolved state that you two are in.
－我们一起去跳舞，走 －不要，那是我的酒 -Come on, let's go dance. Come on. -No. That's my drink.
－我们一起去跳舞，走 －不要，那是我的酒 Whoa, whoa. No.
－不 －这是你的告别单身派对 Whoa, whoa. No.
－不 －这是你的告别单身派对 -It's your bachelorette party. -I know.
我当然知道 I'm just worried that you're gonna wake up hungover tomorrow
我只是担心你明天醒来会宿醉 I'm just worried that you're gonna wake up hungover tomorrow
我只是担心你明天醒来会宿醉 and you have all those dresses to finish.
但你还有礼服要完成 and you have all those dresses to finish.
我帮你挡一下 -Hey. Hey, hey. -Just saying.
别紧张，包在我身上 Relax. I got this.
柯拉，我两天后就要结婚了 Cora, the wedding's in two days.
我只是希望 你可以更认真地看待这件事一点 All I'm asking is for you to take it just a little bit more seriously.
对 Right. Yes. You're...
没错，你是苏菲 你做什么都很能干 Right. Yes. You're...
没错，你是苏菲 你做什么都很能干 Sofi, you're such a wise soul, and I'm such a mess.
而我只是一坨烂泥 Sofi, you're such a wise soul, and I'm such a mess.
－你不是烂泥 －我看我还是多学学你好了 -You're not a mess. -Why don't I follow your example.
如果有时间在这边庆祝 I'm gonna go back to work
－我还不如回去继续赶工 －我不是这个意思 -while everyone else is out here celebrating. -That's not what I meant.
玩得愉快，再见 -Have fun! Bye! -Wait. Really?
她明天醒来什么都不会记得 She'll forget everything tomorrow.
－我的老天爷啊 －再来两杯 Good God.
－我的老天爷啊 －再来两杯 -Two more, please. -Yes, please.
对，麻烦你 -Two more, please. -Yes, please.
－再加一杯 －好的 And one for her.
－老爸 －接下来是天气预报 Papi.
－好像有暴风雨要来了 －目前有暴风雨逐渐形成 Papi, there's a storm coming.
别担心，亲爱的 I don't think so, sweetheart.
我想它会转向到温暖的水域 It's veering off into the warm water.
可是要是它没有转向呢？ Yeah. But what if it doesn't?
虽然你的家人都特地来这里 I mean, your whole family has flown here.
柯拉也拼了命制作礼服 Cora's been working on the dresses forever.
这场婚礼我们也 计划了一个月的时间 We've been planning this wedding
这场婚礼我们也 计划了一个月的时间 for an entire month.
但我… for an entire month.
但我… I mean...
你想取消吗？ Do you wanna cancel it?
不，我不想 No, no. I don't wanna...
你想怎么样都可以 Whatever you wanna do, I'll support you either way.
不管怎样我都支持你 Whatever you wanna do, I'll support you either way.
我不想取消这场婚礼 I don't wanna cancel it.
可是我突然出现不好的预感 I'm just having, like, a bad feeling about this.
我不知道，这有点像是预兆 I don't know, it feels like this is a sign.
或许我们决定得太快 I mean, maybe we're rushing it.
－或许我们太急了 －菜宝 Quelite, hey.
嘿，这不是预兆 Quelite, hey.
嘿，这不是预兆 It's not a sign, and we are rushing things
我们确实决定得很快 It's not a sign, and we are rushing things
那是因为我们想要 尽快一起展开新的生活 precisely 'cause we wanna start our lives together as soon as possible.
－对吧？－对 No? - Yeah.
所以我们决定 在迈阿密的暴风雨季节结婚 So we decided to get married during storm season in Miami.
－这都要怪我 －但是我也愿意 -It's my bad. -Kind of.
别担心，我会陪你 Hey, we're a team. We can get through this.
一起参加婚礼预演吧 Now, let's go to this rehearsal dinner.
一、二、三… One, two, three.
别看我，亲爱的 Don't roll your eyes at me, honey.
左边撒完，接着换右边 Petals to the left and petals to the right.
我觉得我的头快爆炸了 My head is about to burst. -
奇迹啊 It's miraculous!
你几点离开夜店的？ At what time did you leave the club?
凌晨2点 Two in the morning.
你呢？ You?
我是早上6点才离开的 I left the club at six.
会不会太紧？ Is it too tight? Hey, no.
等等…泰勒… Tyler. Tyler. Not that dress. That's not your dress.
这件不是，这件才是你的 Tyler. Tyler. Not that dress. That's not your dress.
这件不是，这件才是你的 This is your dress. Go in there, put it on. And...
你进去里面换，然后… This is your dress. Go in there, put it on. And...
－再紧一点 －柯拉，亲爱的，柯拉 Cora, honey. Cora, rehearsal. Come on, let's go.
－要预演了，我们快走 －胡安，交给你了，帮她固定 Cora, honey. Cora, rehearsal. Come on, let's go.
－要预演了，我们快走 －胡安，交给你了，帮她固定 Huan, please take care of her and finish pinning her.
好了，那我先走了 And I gotta go.
－这里有水吗？－做这么多，结果薪水这么少 You don't pay me enough for this madness.
对，像这样 What are you doing?
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
－用力一点 －预演开始了 Rehearsal has started!
开什么玩笑啊？ Are you kidding me?
我要先埋刀，避免暴风雨来袭 I want to finish burrying the knives to prevent the storm!
妈妈，拜托你别闹了 I want to finish burrying the knives to prevent the storm!
妈妈，拜托你别闹了 Mom, don't be ridiculous.
把刀给我，给我… Give me those knives.
－给我… －你看吧？给你… You see?
我真的很满意他 I really like him.
－你们两个一定会白头偕老 －来，我扶你，慢慢走 You two make a beautiful couple.
因为我有好榜样 I learned from the best.
柯拉跑去哪里啊？ Where is Cora?
快…跟上…各位伴娘，我们到了 -Let's go. Come on. Okay. -Here we go.
快…跟上…各位伴娘，我们到了 Bridesmaids. And it's one, two. One, two.
来，一、二…柯拉跟上 Bridesmaids. And it's one, two. One, two.
来，一、二…柯拉跟上 Cora, let's go. Come on. One, two. Elegant.
一、二，非常好 Cora, let's go. Come on. One, two. Elegant.
现在谁要将新娘送出阁？ And now, who's gonna give this girl away?
我愿意 I'd like to.
好的 Okay.
新郎妈妈说我是可口的什锦贝果 The groom's mother just called me an everything bagel.
－一口咬下去就能尝到各种滋味 －而且还有可能会遇上暴风雨 She says I'm everything she ever wanted to taste in one bite.
小狗狗真会咬 The little puppy has a bite.
－告诉我吧 －哪像我 Out with it.
－以前我在带她的时候 －我认识你这么久了 I've known you for a long time.
－那才是真的耗体力 －怎么了？ What's wrong?
－跟我来 －谈苏菲吧 Come with me.
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
你知道英格丽跟我 一直有去看咨询师吧？ You know how Ingrid and I have been going to therapy?
知道 Yeah.
结果不如预期，她想离婚 Well, it hasn't panned out, and she wants a divorce.
你们要离婚？ You're getting divorced?
柯拉… Cora. Cora, Cora. Don't you...
－站住 －不，妈 No! Mom.
你跟老爸要离婚？ Pfft. Are you getting divorced?
你说什么？ What did she say?
老妈 Mom?
比利 Billy.
老爸 Dad?
柯拉 Cora?
－你们几个为什么都不说话？－苏菲、柯拉 -Can someone say something? -Girls.
那个…我们其实 不想在这时候说这件事 We never intended for you to find out like this.
离婚？ Divorce?
你们在开什么玩笑？ What do you mean, divorced?
你…你们两个绝对不能离婚 You can't get divorced.
你是不是外面有人了？ Was there someone else?
－不是 －妈，拜托你不要管我们的事 -No! -Mami, butt out, please.
我们家的人绝对不能离婚 We don't get divorced.
即便我发现路易斯西托 其实有另一个家庭也一样 Not even when I found out that Luisito had a second family,
－我依然没有选择离婚 －什么？ -did I get divorced? -What?
－什么？－什么？ What?
我…我听不下去了 I need to get out of here.
菜宝…先等一下 Quelite, Quelite. Wait, wait, wait. Calm down, okay?
冷静点好吗？ Quelite, Quelite. Wait, wait, wait. Calm down, okay?
我们可以一起想办法解决 We're gonna figure this out, I promise.
怎么做？说啊 How? How?
－我的家人从头到尾都在骗我 －不 -They've been lying to us the whole time. -No.
他们别无选择 They didn't have a choice. What else were they supposed to do?
不然你要他们怎么做？ They didn't have a choice. What else were they supposed to do?
你都知道？ Did you know?
什么？不… What? No. No.
－我的天啊 －不，菜宝… -Oh, my God. -No. Quelite, wait. Please.
－苏菲… －拜托，等等 Sofi, Sofi! -Get off of me.
你不要怪他，是我叫他不要说的 It wasn't his fault. I told him not to say anything.
你居然跟亚当说这件事？ You told Adán, Billy?
你的脑袋到底在想什么？ What the hell were you thinking?
看看我们，一边在吵架 一边在骗我 Look at us.
看看我们，一边在吵架 一边在骗我 You fighting. You lying.
－这样我没办法结婚 －亲爱的 I can't get married like this.
－这样我没办法结婚 －亲爱的 -No. Amor. -Oh, Billy.
这是什么？ Was there shrimp in this?
－该不会有虾吧？－天啊 Was there shrimp in this?
－该不会有虾吧？－天啊 -Oh, God. -Come on.
快想办法补救 You made this mess. Go fix it.
喂，有看到苏菲吗？ Hey, have you seen Sofi?
我能坐吗？ May I sit down?
当年你妈跟我在这里结婚 This is where your mom and I got married.
不需要担心我们，你幸福就好 Don't worry about us. Live your life.
听着，亚当人很好，你要把握住 Because people like Adán,
听着，亚当人很好，你要把握住 they don't come along that often.
别放手 they don't come along that often.
那之后呢？ How, Dad?
大家都说婚姻是 爱情的坟墓，但是… Everyone says that marriage is a dying thing,
我一直以为 这种事情不会发生在你们身上 but you guys were one of my few pillars of hope.
你们为什么要离婚？ Why are you getting a divorce?
你妈不在这里 由我回答不太公平 That would be unfair for me to answer with your mom not here
但我可以告诉你，原因不在她 but I will tell you that it's not her fault.
－所以是你提的？－不 -So you wanted it? -No.
到底是怎么回事？ Then what happened?
我猜你妈想要的是一个伴侣 I think your mom wanted a partner.
一个能跟她享受生活的伴侣 A partner that she can enjoy her life with.
可是我就是这么古板 And I stopped being fun.
我变得不再像她的另一半 I stopped being her accomplice.
她的朋友 Her friend.
为什么你不试着改变？ Why don't you just start doing it?
我想现在已经来不及了 I'm afraid that ship has sailed.
除非下定决心 Not if you don't let it.
我现在只能跟你说 All I can tell you is that...
要是我像亚当一样 if I would have been more like Adán...
大概就不会离婚了 this probably wouldn't have happened.
爸，你跟亚当很像 Dad, you are like Adán.
－不 －真的 -No. -Yes.
内心很柔弱，也很敏感 You're sensitive.
内心很柔弱，也很敏感 You're vulnerable.
乐于帮助他人 You're supportive.
只是不会大胆显露出来 You just don't dare to show it.
差别就在这里 That's the difference.
差不多该回去了，要不然… You need to get back,
亚当柔弱的内心会承受不住 because Adán is probably losing his mind right now.
天啊 Oh, God.
－没事的 －真的吗？ -She'll come around. -You think so?
当然是真的 Absolutely.
－嗨 －菜宝 -Hi. -I'm so sorry.
－我很抱歉，我发誓 －没关系 -Hi. -I'm so sorry.
－我很抱歉，我发誓 －没关系 -I swear... -It's okay. It's okay.
－没关系 －这是我最后一次隐瞒你 It's the last secret I'll ever keep from you.
拜托…请嫁给我 Please, please, please marry me.
－一切都会好起来的 －但愿如此，毕竟你很不会骗人 Everything will be okay.
－一切都会好起来的 －但愿如此，毕竟你很不会骗人 I really hope so, because you suck at lying.
－所以你答应了？－我答应了 Is that a yes?
－所以你答应了？－我答应了 It's a yes.
外面狂风大雨 可是我们电力不足 The wind has risen and we've lost power.
柯拉中士，关闭舱门 Sergeant Cora, lock the hatch.
遵命船长 Aye, aye, Captain.
苏菲下士，清点人数 Corporal Sofi, I need a head count.
一、二、三、四 One, two, three, four.
赫雷拉中尉 麻烦你开放人工休眠室 Lieutenant Herrera, engage the cryosleep chamber.
遵命长官 Engaging, sir.
救命啊 Hurry up!
快来人啊，快点，比利 Billy!
比利，你在哪里？ Billy, please. Get in here quick.
快过来 Hurry up!
－快点，怎么办？－让我来… -Hurry up! It's stuck. -I got it. Get out of the way.
－它卡住了，动不了了 －你到旁边… -It's stuck. -Get out of the way.
怎么回事？ What happened?
只是百叶窗卡住了 Just a shutter got stuck.
天啊，地板都湿了 We're gonna need a mop.
看来暴风雨变大了 Guess the storm sped up.
以前更夸张 We've seen worse.
－对啊 －好好休息，明天是个大日子 Yeah.
－对啊 －好好休息，明天是个大日子 Get some rest. We got a big day tomorrow.
老爸 Dad?
你能留下来陪我们吗？ Can you stay with us a while?
妈 Mom?
好期待 Oh, my gosh!
柯拉 Cora, it's beautiful.
这礼服真的好漂亮 Cora, it's beautiful.
－你喜欢吗？－我超爱的 You like it? - I love it.
你过来 -Come here. -I love it.
－我爱死了，抱一个… －我已经等不及了 -It's amazing. -Oh, my God.
－真的好好看 －我的在哪里啊？ I'm so glad you like it.
－真是辛苦你了 －竟然能顺利完成 I love it. Thank you.
－好，等等，雀儿喜，这是你的 －真好看 -Thank you so much. -Which one's mine?
－好，等等，雀儿喜，这是你的 －真好看 Chelsea, this is you. - Wow, you really are a designer.
－然后凡妮莎，这一件给你 －好好看 Chelsea, this is you. - Wow, you really are a designer.
－我知道你讨厌穿裙子 －我觉得好漂亮 And, Vanessa, I made this one for you 'cause I know you hate dresses.
－谢谢你 －柯拉的手真巧 Thanks.
小心脚步 Okay, watch your step.
老爸 Papi.
我做了这个东西给你 I made this for you.
－妈，快来 －这个是老妈婚纱上的珍珠 It's a pearl from Mom's wedding dress.
－小心阶梯 －天啊 Watch your step.
慢慢来 Take your time.
好，谢了，妈 Okay. Thank you, mamá.
－坐好了 －我们走 -Dad, you want me... -Let's go.
出发了 Gotta move.
－等等，马上回来，我忘了尿尿 －什么？ Okay. I'll be right back. I forgot to pee.
天啊，我就知道 What?
天啊，我就知道 My God, it never fails.
时间还够，宝贝还好吧？ We're making good time. You okay, baby?
虽然有点紧张，不过没事 A little nervous, but I'm good.
发生什么事了？ What the hell's going on?
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
不会吧？桥居然塌了？ The bridge collapsed.
麻烦你开到最近的地方 Get me as close to it as possible, please.
好吧，这里 Okay. That's... -Oh, my God.
－我的天啊 －不… No, no, no. I have a wedding inside.
我们要在里面办婚礼 No, no, no. I have a wedding inside.
－你们现在挡在这里 －你可能不明白 Okay, I don't think you understand.
－我们要怎么过？－但你仔细听好了 Listen to me for a second.
－我知道大家出来都是赚辛苦钱 －我要你们立刻给我让开 Call the chief of police, tell him that Junior Herrera...
－跟他说朱尼尔赫雷拉 －你们知不知道我是谁？ Call the chief of police, tell him that Junior Herrera...
－我们要在对面举办婚礼 －真是气死了 -I just want you to understand something. -Junior, take it easy.
－这是他的房子，好吗？－冷静…好了 -This is his wedding. That's his house. Okay? -Okay. Hold on.
－大家先冷静下来 －不能就这么毁了 Settle down, now. Settle down.
警官，我知道 这座桥现在发生了一点状况 Officer, I understand that the bridge might be compromised
但我们必须过桥 but we need to get across.
现在非常危险 桥有一部分坍塌了 It's not safe to cross.
现在非常危险 桥有一部分坍塌了 A portion of the bridge collapsed
警官，我们要去另一头举行婚礼 -in last night's storm. -We have a wedding on the other side.
我知道 I understand, but it is not safe to cross.
－但是为了大家的安全着想 －我毕生的心血都在里面 I understand, but it is not safe to cross.
－但是为了大家的安全着想 －我毕生的心血都在里面 My life's work is in there. Please, you need to let me go through.
－求求你们一定要让我过去 －桥就在这边 My life's work is in there. Please, you need to let me go through.
－我们为什么不能过去？－我们还是有权力可以过这座桥 My life's work is in there. Please, you need to let me go through.
－我们为什么不能过去？－我们还是有权力可以过这座桥 Bridge collapsed in last night's storm. -Kyler.
－把你们的车让开 －天啊，凯勒 Bridge collapsed in last night's storm. -Kyler.
－我说什么都不会让步 －现在怎么样了？ -No one can cross. It's very dangerous. -What happened?
－实话实说 －嗨，娜塔莉 Give us your worst.
－实话实说 －嗨，娜塔莉 Hey, Natalie.
现在这个地方 比原先说好的多了一些棕榈叶 There are a couple more palm fronds than we were bargaining for
－什么？－然后他们花的卖相 What? -...and their flowers...
差到让人不敢置信 are not really looking very good.
－但是可以在那边办婚礼吧？－到底要我说几遍？ No, no. But can we have the wedding there?
这种情况恐怕是没办法了 The wedding's not happening here.
－怎么会怎样？－场地不能用，全毁了 We can't use the venue. It's done.
－太扯了吧 －这是什么意思？ What are you talking about?
没办法，办不了 It's over. It's done.
－毁了？－帐篷塌下来，状况非常糟 The tent collapsed. The wedding's over. I'm so sorry.
－抱歉 －说得对，全都毁了 She's right.
－抱歉 －说得对，全都毁了 It's over.
不如干脆我们改天再结婚？ We can get married some other time. Some other place.
从头再来？ We can get married some other time. Some other place.
等一下，苏菲 Wait a second. Sofi.
现在这座桥已经塌了 还有暴风雨 We just had a bridge collapse. We had a storm.
这一定是老天爷的预兆 I mean, how many more signs do we want?
好，不要慌，好吗？ Okay. Don't panic, okay? I got this.
交…交给我来处理 Okay. Don't panic, okay? I got this.
我来打给毕尔特摩庄园 看他们有没有位子 Let me call the Biltmore, see if we can get in there.
－这个婚我不想结了 －等等，亲爱的 I'm done. I'm done.
－天啊 －等我一下 Give me a second.
这个婚我们改天再结 We'll get married another time.
－哪天？－我不知道，我… -When? -I don't know.
毕尔特摩庄园 请问需要什么服务？ Biltmore Hotel. How can I help you?
喂？ Hello?
－喂，您好？－等等，等一下 Hello?
－喂，您好？－等等，等一下 Wait, hold on. Hold on.
你…你是不是… You never wanted a wedding in a hotel.
是不是不想在饭店里举行婚礼？ You never wanted a wedding in a hotel.
你想要一个与众不同 又特殊的婚礼 You wanted something unique, something special.
比如说海滩或谷仓？ You wanted a beach or a barn.
要不然… What about...
要不然在我们家办？ What about our home?
反正你也不想 邀请800个陌生人参加 You never wanted a wedding with 800 strangers.
对吧？你看，就我们几个 Right?
对吧？你看，就我们几个 So, this is your day.
既然发生了就接受它 Take it as an opportunity
办一个你期望的婚礼 to have the wedding you always wanted.
－他说得对 －我们在家举行婚礼 Let's have it at our home.
就在我们家 Our home.
－就这么办，来吧 －太棒了 -Let's do it! Let's do it! -Yes!
－就这么办，来吧 －太棒了 -Yes! -Let's do it!
－好耶 －举行婚礼 -Yes! -Let's do it!
－真高兴 －叫小朱尼尔发信息给大家 Junior! Get Junior Jr. and a text chain.
－幸好婚礼如期举行 －5点钟前带东西到我家来 Get everybody to bring something by 5:00.
－我不要再回去遛狗了 －嘿 I can't go back to dog walking. - Hey.
为什么这么难过？ Oh. Pull yourself together. What's the matter with you?
你不是说你举办过 好几次的婚礼吗？ You've done this a million times.
我不是婚礼筹划师 I'm not a wedding planner.
你这话是什么意思？ What do you mean, you're not a wedding planner?
我骗你们的 -I'm a fraud. -What?
－什么？－你不是婚礼筹划师？ You're more than a wedding planner.
我只当了贝琪维兹 三个月的实习生 I only interned for Becky Weisz for three months.
而且我的实习工作 是去学校接她孩子 And by "interned," I mean, I picked her kid up from school.
而且我还接错人 I picked up the wrong kid.
警方还差点通缉我，懂吗？ They sent out an Amber Alert, okay?
好不好笑？ I'm a joke.
好了，够了…别再说了… All right. All right, all right. Enough of that, enough of that.
你说过你可以一支手机 走天下，没错吧？ You said yourself, there's nothing you can't do with a phone.
没错 -Okay? -Okay.
你现在就是老板 You're a she-boss.
如果要办婚礼 我们需要准备什么？ We're gonna do this. Just, what do we need?
我可以找人把花送到你们家 I could redirect some flower trucks to the house.
还不错 That's something.
夏克式风格就别想了 It'll be shabby more than chic.
其他的应该可以搞定 But I guess we can make it work.
－行动 －老妈，帮我打给姨婆们 Mami, call las tias...
－快，走 －要她们立刻开始下厨 -and tell them to start cooking now. -Go! Go!
－我们走 －华特舅舅… Where's Tío Walter? Tío Walter!
我知道，放心吧 Yeah. Say no more. Inmortales are back.
－神仙乐团保证马上到 －神仙乐团 Yeah. Say no more. Inmortales are back.
－神仙乐团保证马上到 －神仙乐团 Inmortales.
凯勒，婚礼照办 Kyler, it's back on!
－快，大家快上车，我们走 －我们走 -Let's go. -Let's move.
－快点，动起来 －快点，大家行动 -Let's go. -Let's move.
－在这里 －谢谢 -Sofi, here. -Thank you.
葡萄酒… Wine, wine, wine. - Cheese, cheese.
－奶酪，拿去 －还有玉米薄饼 Thank you. Tortillas.
－冲… －这里… -Thank you, Javie. -Go, go, go.
柯拉你拿了什么？ Cora, are you getting the cakes?
－蛋糕吗？是吗？－没错 Cora, are you getting the cakes?
－蛋糕吗？是吗？－没错 Uh. Yeah? Great.
好 Uh. Yeah? Great.
需要薯片，差点撞到你 We're gonna need chips. I almost crashed into you.
－动作快，直接扔进来 －拿去 It's fine! Just basketball it.
各位好，欢迎你们前来 Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming. Thanks for the support.
谢谢你们的支持 Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming. Thanks for the support.
我们要把这栋房子变成婚礼场地 We're gonna turn this house into a wedding venue.
好的，我们现在需要向邻居 借桌椅、碗盘、餐具，越多越好 Okay. So we're gonna need to pool from the neighbors
好的，我们现在需要向邻居 借桌椅、碗盘、餐具，越多越好 as many tables, chairs, plates, and silverware as we can.
－安东尼奥 －是 Yeah, and, Antonio, if you have any complaints,
－要是有人投诉，把这个发给他 －不… -just share that. -Wait, no, no, no.
我有乘车券，大家不用开车来 I have an Uber code. No one's bringing their car.
－没问题，包在我身上 －那个是什么东西？ What is that?
猪 The pig.
好，不好意思 Okay. Well, bring el cochino to the back.
请把猪送到后面去 Okay. Well, bring el cochino to the back.
－动作快 －不好意思 Excuse us. Excuse us.
－借过… －小心，拿好 -Come on, move it or lose it. -Watch it. Coming through.
－你们买这种蛋糕？－小心 -I'm sorry. Is that the cake? -Careful.
对，有什么问题吗？ Yep. - Unfortunately.
这个蛋糕还能再突兀一点吗？ Could it match any less? Jesus.
－我的老天啊 －这个买一送二耶 Could it match any less? Jesus.
－我的老天啊 －这个买一送二耶 Three-for-one.
乔乔西瓦打来 叫你们把结婚蛋糕还给她 JoJo Siwa called. She wants her wedding cake back.
我帮你，来，慢慢来，小心 I got you. Here we go. Nice and easy. Come through.
很好，嗨，小朋友，来吧 Okay. Hi, kids.
我们把花瓣一片一片放进碗里 Okay. We're gonna take all the petals and put them in the bowl.
就是这样，放到碗里 Good. Just like that. In the bowl.
很好，放入碗里，漂亮 Great. In the bowl. Good.
好，英格丽，我去布置后院 Okay. Ingrid, I'm gonna set up the backyard,
厨房这边就麻烦你了 you look after the food.
好，希望你不要拆了后院 Okay. You know they're gonna destroy the whole house, right?
－有问题我会处理 －最好是 We'll remodel it later.
四小时准备200份？不可能 200 people in four hours? Impossible!
各位，我们能做什么？ Ladies! How can we help?
你们在四小时内 可以做出什么餐点？ What can you make in four hours?
－墨西哥酱 －好，快过来，成交 Mole.
－墨西哥酱 －好，快过来，成交 Yeah. Get in here. Sold.
－墨西哥酱跟炖牛肉？－有谁会在意？ Mole and ropa vieja?
－墨西哥酱跟炖牛肉？－有谁会在意？ Who the hell cares?
－玛赛拉你会下厨吗？－当然会 -Marcela, do you cook? -Sure, I do.
岳母，围裙在哪？ Where's an apron?
－桌子抬到后阳台排好 －在抽屉里，你找找看 -In the drawer. -Line the table up on the back patio.
动作快，小心点 Careful.
有人有收到 禅意中心老师的回复吗？ Has anyone heard from the Zen guide?
－抱歉，借过，放这里，谢谢 －来，帮我我们压一下，谢谢 -Help us out here, guys. We have this... -Here. Hold the end.
－抱歉，借过，放这里，谢谢 －来，帮我我们压一下，谢谢 -Right here. Thank you. -Thank you.
把你手上有的香槟全送到这里 Send every case of champagne you've got.
再帮我拿十盒 最棒的墨西哥雪茄好吗？ And ten boxes of the best Mexican cigars. Okay?
墨西哥雪茄？好期待 Mexican cigars? I can't wait.
对了，茱丽叶塔呢？ Oye, where's Julieta?
她吃到虾，身体不舒服 She's sick from the shrimp.
时间快要来不及了 Time's running out. Let's go.
－天啊，你怎么了？－桥塌了，所以我是游泳过来的 Oh, my God. What happened?
－天啊，你怎么了？－桥塌了，所以我是游泳过来的 The bridge collapsed, so I swam here.
－今天的主角不是你 －抱歉 Well, don't make this about you.
－凯勒，快点 －很抱歉，你说得没错 -I'm sorry. Yes, you're right. -Hurry!
－我需要你的帮忙 －我一定会尽全力 I need your help.
－我需要你的帮忙 －我一定会尽全力 We got this.
－这给你 －谢谢 Here you go.
朱尼尔，猪怎么样了？ Junior? How's that pig?
－它今天不太好运 －太好了 He's seen better days. -Good.
舅舅 Tío, where are the rest of Inmortales?
其他神仙乐团成员呢？ Tío, where are the rest of Inmortales?
都过世了 They passed away.
那就大声点，往这边走 Play louder. Over here.
好的，小朱尼尔，快点过来 Oye. Junior Jr.
东西放下，别像个傻瓜 Put that down.
帮我搬猪，你站那边 And help me with the lechón.
动作快，预备，来 It's hot. Be careful. Ready?
小心烫，多用点力 小心我的鞋子 Watch my loafers.
我们这边这么多人 你就只有准备一头小猪？ -Is this all you got? Such a small pig? -Yes, Chi Chi.
－没错，绮绮 －希望你们有加柳橙汁 I hope you threw some sour orange juice on it.
－这样至少吃起来会比较好一点 －有，我们有加 Yes, Chi Chi. Yes. - I could have cooked it.
请问这里是赫雷拉家的婚礼吗？ Is the Herrera wedding here?
他们要待在哪里？ Where do we put them?
好，我有办法了 Hey, I got an idea.
请往这边走，各位 This way, gentlemen.
这边，走吧 Okay. Come on. Come on.
一路爬到最上面，快点 All the way up!
吉他手，快 All the way up!
－老爸 －准备好了吗？ -Papi. -Ready?
好了，你呢？ Yes. And you?
还没 No.
－小心婚纱 －好 Watch your dress.
－小心婚纱 －好 Yeah.
好了 Okay.
开始奏乐 Let's go!
她在做什么？ What is she doing here?
禅意老师因为暴风雨没办法来 Adán's Zen teacher couldn't make it because of the storm,
所以就由娜塔莉证婚 so Natalie's officiating.
这个婚礼筹划师还身兼多职 I guess she is more than just a wedding planner.
希望一切顺利 God, I hope so.
－柯拉… －柯拉…过来 Cora? Cora. Cora! -Cora. Cora.
－柯拉… －柯拉…过来 Come here.
－你看…你看她的袖子… －怎么办？ Look at her sleeve.
－你看…你看她的袖子… －怎么办？ -Look at her sleeve. -Oh, my God.
天啊，帮我拿着 Holy shit. Take this.
－你相信我吗？－相信 -Do you trust me? -Yeah.
好了，很美，漂亮 真棒，美呆了 There. Beautiful. Yes. Great. Gorgeous.
－谢谢你 －这样比较漂亮 Good, thank you.
－真的？－对，英格丽 Yeah. Mamá.
别担心，亲爱的 Don't worry, mi amor. You look even more beautiful.
你看起来比之前还要美 Don't worry, mi amor. You look even more beautiful.
把面纱盖上 -Help me with the veil. -Yeah.
－对 －真棒 -Help me with the veil. -Yeah.
－我到前面去了，会顺利的 －谢谢妈 -I'll be up front. Good luck. -Thank you, Mom.
对了，英格丽 Oye, Ingrid.
没有人可以送我女儿 No one could ever give this girl away...
但是如果基于传统习俗 but for the sake of some old tradition,
要说谁应该陪她一起走红毯 if someone's gonna have to walk her down that aisle...
我希望是我们两个牵着她 then I want it to be the both of us.
你说怎么样？ Shall we?
－来 －好 Come.
比利，你真可恶 Damn you, Billy.
大家好 Hola.
大家好 Bonjour.
欢迎大家来参加这场婚礼 Bienvenidos a this wedding.
我想请现场的亲朋好友 I would like you all to use your mind's eye
跟我一起用心想象 这场婚礼原本的样子 and visualize what this wedding could have been.
精美的特制水晶吊灯 Custom crystal chandeliers,
一听到佛朗明哥音乐 就会跳舞的红鹤 synchronized flamingos dancing in a fountain
另外还有自己手工做的 俄式煎薄饼 and a build-your-own blini-blintz bar that was
那个真的非常好吃 truly so beautiful.
只可惜计划永远赶不上变化 But things don't always go as planned...
不管人生或是爱情 in life, or in love.
任何缜密的计划 都会有意外、插曲或失误 And sometimes, when your plans crumble and crash...
人生充满惊喜 life surprises you...
甚至会给你无法想象的完美时刻 and gives you a moment more perfect...
或许就是现在也说不定 than one that you could ever imagine.
所以信任、包容 加上来自家人的爱 So, trust, surrender...
所以信任、包容 加上来自家人的爱 and a little love from your fam is truly all that you need.
这样你的人生就会圆满 and a little love from your fam is truly all that you need.
那么现在 And now...
苏菲赫雷拉卡斯提洛 do you, Sofi Herrera Castillo, take this man to be your wedded husband?
你是否愿意嫁给这个男人为妻？ do you, Sofi Herrera Castillo, take this man to be your wedded husband?
我愿意 I do.
而你亚当卡斯提洛赫雷拉 And do you, Adán Castillo Herrera...
是否愿意娶这个女人为妻？ take this woman to be your wedded wife?
我愿意 I do.
他居然冠你的姓 He took your last name?
现在，在神的见证下 And now, under the eye of God,
以及各位亲朋好友的祝福之中 and surrounded by your loving family...
我正式宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you husband and wife.
现在新郎可以吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
古巴雪茄？ Cuban?
卡斯特罗的 Pre-Castro.
好东西 It's good.
你知道吗，比利？ You know, Billy...
我每年夏天都会跟朋友 一起去柯尔提斯海 every summer my buddies and I
我每年夏天都会跟朋友 一起去柯尔提斯海 take a big fishing trip in the Sea of Cortez.
来场钓鱼之旅 take a big fishing trip in the Sea of Cortez.
抽抽雪茄，喝喝龙舌兰 You know, cigars, tequila, mezcal.
我觉得你一定会喜欢 I think you'd enjoy it.
不过亚当不喜欢钓鱼 Plus, Adán doesn't like fishing.
－还有拳击 －或足球 Or boxing.
－还有拳击 －或足球 Soccer.
跟棒球 Or baseball.
或脱衣舞娘 Or strippers.
我是哪里教错这孩子了？ Where did I go wrong with that kid?
这个问题的答案 To be perfectly honest...
我还真想不出来 I can't think of a place.
我想跟大家敬个酒 I'd like to propose a toast.
先放下，我有很多话要说 Not yet, I have a lot of things to say.
我来到这个国家时什么都没有 I came to this country with nothing.
我是搭橡皮艇 On a raft...
当时飓风，四周还有鲨鱼环绕 in the middle of a hurricane, surrounded by sharks.
不开玩笑了 All kidding aside, to my beautiful Sofi.
敬我美丽的苏菲 All kidding aside, to my beautiful Sofi.
当我听说你要搬去墨西哥的时候 When you told me that you were moving to Mexico,
我好怕我当初来这个国家 所做的一切努力 I feared that all our efforts coming into this country
跟想要过上好日子的动力 to wanting to strive and to do better were gonna disappear.
都会烟消云散 to wanting to strive and to do better were gonna disappear.
我也怕家庭传统会一起消失 That our family traditions were gonna disappear.
最近发生了很多事 Things have been coming at me...
让我很慌张 very fast...
坦白说我这阵子过得很煎熬 and it's been a struggle for me to keep up.
但是当我真正意识到 But when I realized the kind of life that you wanted to build...
自己想要什么样的人生时 But when I realized the kind of life that you wanted to build...
我才慢慢了解到 I started to learn that it's time for me to let go of my past
我应该把过去全部放下 I started to learn that it's time for me to let go of my past
才能腾出手拥抱未来 and embrace the future.
我心里也因为你的志向 And that fills me with so much excitement and joy and pride...
而充满兴奋还有骄傲 And that fills me with so much excitement and joy and pride...
因为你是我的孩子 for the kind of person you wanna be.
敬亚当 To Adán.
你来到我家说 You came to my house and you said, "I wanna be like Sofi."
我想像苏菲一样 You came to my house and you said, "I wanna be like Sofi."
现在，我想像你一样 And now, I just wanna be like you.
我的人生有你出现真好 I'm blessed to have you in my life.
敬我亲爱的英格丽 And to my dear Ingrid.
我其实早该说出这一句话 I shouldn't have taken this long to say this...
你应该也知道 我为自己所建造的房子 but you know how proud I am of all the houses that I've built...
感到多么自豪 but the only one that truly matters...
但最重要的是你建的这个家 is the home that you have built.
我真的很感谢你 And I thank you for that.
同时我也爱你 And I love you madly.
所以我现在要不知羞耻地 So, I humbly ask for all of you to forgive...
请你们原谅我这个 So, I humbly ask for all of you to forgive...
古板、年老、骄傲的男人 this stubborn, old...
古板、年老、骄傲的男人 proud Cuban man...
这么简单的道理我到现在才知道 for taking so long to realize these simple things.
让我们举杯 Let's raise a glass to Adán and Sofi...
敬亚当与苏菲 Let's raise a glass to Adán and Sofi...
祝他们一帆风顺，有爱常在 wish 'em the best of luck and much love.
敬新郎与新娘 To the bride and groom.
－敬新郎与新娘 －敬新郎与新娘 To the bride and groom.
－敬今天 －敬今天 Having eyes. - To having eyes.
我的天啊，他来了 -Oh, my gosh, here he is. -How you doing, girls?
－美女好吗？－我很好，你呢？ -Oh, my gosh, here he is. -How you doing, girls?
－美女好吗？－我很好，你呢？ -Good. How are you? -I'm good.
－我也很好 －致辞很棒 -Nice speech. -You liked it?
你喜欢？ -Nice speech. -You liked it?
我觉得你的致辞有点陈腔滥调 I thought the speech was a little corny. Get over yourself, dude.
－别再自以为是了，老爸 －好的 I thought the speech was a little corny. Get over yourself, dude.
等一下 -Okay. -Hold on.
她人不错 I like her.
嘿 Hey.
你有你自己做事的方式 You've always had your way of doing things...
我没有立场干涉你 and I've always had mine.
不过看到你为这场婚礼 所设计出的礼服 But after seeing how you designed
不过看到你为这场婚礼 所设计出的礼服 these dresses for this wedding,
如果你以后想靠这个创业 if you wanna start your own business...
我会支持你 I got your back.
谢谢老爸 Thank you, papi.
我以你为荣 And I'm very proud of you.
我也是 Proud of you too.
这是你的独特婚礼 You got your unique wedding.
我一定会想你的 I'm gonna miss you, Dad.
你是为了跳这支舞 才选这首的吗？ I see you chose our song for your dance.
算是吧 Yes.
只是这首歌不是为我们选的 Except, I didn't choose it for us.
我们现在是什么情况？ Where are we, Billy?
我该怎么做？ What are we doing?
我们去希腊吧 Let's go to Greece.
什么？ What?
反正你都要甩了我 Well, if you're gonna dump me, why not go out with a bang?
何不开心一点？ Well, if you're gonna dump me, why not go out with a bang?
的确 True.
要约法三章吗？ So, what are the ground rules?
可以牵手吗？ Can we hold hands?
可以 Yes.
可以跳舞吗？ Can we dance?
我们已经在跳了啊 I think we're doing that.
可以接吻吗？ Can we kiss?