这是我的朋友杰瑞和玛姬·塞尔比。 These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee.
他们住在密歇根州的埃瓦特。 They live in Evart, Michigan.
这是一个并不完全处于鼎盛时期的小镇。 It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime.
不过，老实说，杰瑞和玛吉也不是。 Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge.
今天，他们在去买彩票的路上。 Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets.
很多很多彩票。 Lots and lots of lottery tickets.
但他们不希望运气好。 But they're not hoping to get lucky.
你看，他们不需要运气。 You see, they don't need luck.
但这个故事并不是从那里开始的。 But this story doesn't start there.
从Jerry开始， It starts with Jerry,
黎明前起床就像他42年来每天一样， getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years,
去玉米片厂工作， going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,
因为他担心的将是最后一次。 for what he fears will be the last time.
这是一道数学题，真的。 It's a math problem, really.
如果你数一数这些字母， If you count the letters, uh,
除了他们跳过的字母“I” except the letter "I," which they skip
因为它看起来像“1”， because it looks like a "1",
然后你意识到“J”是二月。 then you realize that "J" is February.
然后，最后一个字母。。。 And then, the last letter...
哦，孩子。 Oh, boy.
指定工厂代码， That designates the plant code,
这不容易弄清楚，但是，呃。。。 which was not easy to figure out, but, uh...
我做到了。 I did.
杰瑞， Jerry,
你不必那么努力工作。你要退休了。 you don't have to work so hard. You're retiring.
嗯，是的。但是我 Well, yeah. But... I...
我不必这样。嗯。。。 I don't have to be. Um...
我知道我的电话正在关机，但是。。。 I know my line is shutting down, but...
你知道，我喜欢数字。 You know, I have a thing with numbers.
来吧 Come on.
你已经服完刑了。这是你的黄金岁月。 You've served your time. These are your golden years.
他是我们有过的最好的直线经理，对吗？ He's the best line manager we ever had, right?
绝对地 Absolutely.
嘿你为什么不告诉这些人 Hey. Why don't you tell these guys
你高中时是怎么开始在这里工作的？ how you started working here in high school?
你晚上工作，对吧？ You worked nights, right?
-致Jerry。-好吧 - To Jerry. - All right.
不是每个人都能活42年 Not everybody can pull off 42 years
不会被解雇。 without getting fired.
现在你有了一个老板，他会让你睡懒觉。 And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in.
也不会对我大喊大叫。 And won't yell at me.
这是错误的。哦 Wrong about that. Oh.
你应该拿到房地产许可证， You know, you should get your real estate license,
就像霍华德那样。 just like Howard did.
这就像有一份工作。 It's like having a job.
但这也就像退休一样， But it's also like being retired,
因为你什么都不做。 because you don't do anything.
这是真的。 It's true.
大多数时候，我甚至不出门。 Most days, I don't even leave the house.
好 Well...
你知道，我会成功的。 You know, I'll make it work.
你知道，我总是可以帮玛吉做家务。 You know, I can always help Marge around the house.
不，你不需要那样做。 No, you don't need to do that.
不，我很乐意。 No, I'd be happy to.
我是说，你已经照顾这个地方很多年了。 I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years.
我有一个系统。 I kind of have a system.
哦，是的，很好。 Oh, yeah, and a good one.
但是，你知道，每个系统都可以进行改进。 But, you know, every system can use an improvement.
哦，天哪。我们开始吧。 Oh, God. Here we go.
嘿我有个主意。是 啊 Hey. I got an idea. Yeah?
为什么我不试着在你的一些工作网站上咨询一下呢？ Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites?
你知道，想办法让事情变得更好。啊。 You know, find ways of making things run better. Ah.
你想在我的工地上走走吗 You wanna walk around on my construction site
告诉我我做错了什么？噢。 and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof.
我不会收太多钱。 I wouldn't charge much.
哦，我得付钱给你？ Oh, and I have to pay you for this?
该死的对。你也要过来吗 Darn right. Are you going to also come by
教我妻子如何评分？ and teach my wife how to grade papers?
嘿，爸爸，如果我住在这里，我会欢迎的。 Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that.
谢谢你，道恩。 Thank you, Dawn.
我会接受你的。 I'm gonna take you up on that.
我要经常开车去大急流城。 I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often.
哦，哎哟。 Oh, whoops.
你卖的太好了。 You sold it too well.
闭嘴。就在你面前发生了事与愿违的事。 Shut up. Backfired right in your face.
是吗，亲爱的？可以 Yeah, sweetie? Okay.
我们能展示流行音乐吗？ Can we show Pop Pop?
嗯，是的，你想现在就给我看流行音乐吗？ Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?
给我看什么？ Show me what?
我们给你买了一份退休礼物。惊喜 We got you a retirement present. Surprise.
可以 Okay.
睁开你的眼睛。打开 Open your eyes. Open.
天哪！ Holy cow!
渔船。什么 A fishing boat. What...
我喜欢钓鱼吗？我愿意？可以是的，你带过我一次。 Do I like fishing? I do? Okay. Yeah, you took me once.
是的，现在你想去哪里就去哪里。 Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.
是的，怎么样？ Yeah, how about that?
这太棒了。非常感谢。 This is great. Thank you.
谢谢，谢谢，谢谢。哦，很好。 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, good.
哦爸爸喜欢。 Oh. Dad likes it.
还有你，为了保守秘密。 And you, for keeping a secret.
谢谢你，南瓜。 Thank you, pumpkin.
谢谢你，道格。你喜欢吗？ Thank you, Doug. You like it?
-是的。-好吧 - Yeah. - All right.
天哪 My goodness.
天哪干得好你没有破坏它。 My goodness. Good job. You didn't spoil it.
那是你唯一的工作。你做得很好。你没事吧？ That was your one job. You did so good. You okay?
哦，是的。是 啊 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
我没有很多普通的衣服。 I don't have many regular clothes.
都是工作服。 It's all work shirts.
好吧，我们可以给你买更多的衣服。 Well, we can get you more clothes.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
这将是一种调整。 It'll be an adjustment.
你会找到你的路的。 You'll find your way.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
有你？ Have you?
不是真的。但我没有船。 Not really. But I don't have a boat.
你想要这个？ You want this one?
不。 Nope.
早上好Leon。早上好，杰瑞。 Morning, Leon. Morning, Jerry.
海伦，信用卡被拒绝了。我很抱歉。 Card was declined, Helen. I'm sorry.
该死的。也许我有现金。让我只是。。。 Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just...
我知道你很擅长。 I know you're good for it.
谢谢你，里昂。 Thanks, Leon.
你在外面干什么？ What are you doing out here?
0 00.
不，你说的是00。 No, you said 00.
我没有其他约会。我有六个客户。 I don't have any other appointments. I have six clients.
可以 Okay.
只有六个客户你怎么谋生？ How do you make a living with only six clients?
我没有。我刚成为一名在线旅行社。看到海报了吗？ I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters?
哦，是的。 Oh, yeah.
那么，如果是在线的，你为什么需要海报呢？ So, why do you need posters if it's online?
因为他们是自由的。 Because they were free.
为什么你总是要理解一切背后的道理？ Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything?
哦，好吧。 Oh, well.
这是我理解事物的唯一方式。 It's the only way I can make sense of things.
船怎么样了？ How's the boat?
水还是太冷了。 Water's still too cold.
你不能下水。这就是船的意义所在。 You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat.
嗯，我的账户怎么样？ Hmm. How's my account?
说到寒冷。。。 Speaking of cold...
2%收益， 2% gains,
这听起来不太像，因为它不是。 which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't.
听着，你要更有侵略性。 Look, you gotta be more aggressive.
如果你让我把它投进股票，我可能会给你10%。 If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%.
那只会让你的钱翻一番。。。 That would double your money in only...
7.27年。 7.27 years.
实际上，这是我今天唯一一次使用它。 Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today.
不。 Nope.
我们只有这些了。 This is all we've got.
我不会拿它来赌博。 And I'm not about to gamble with it.
这不是赌博。这似乎是一种风险，但市场。。。 It's not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market...
是啊，如果你输了，那就是赌博。 Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling.
一个月后我会打电话给你，准备下次约会。 I'll call you in a month for my next appointment.
不需要预约。可以 Don't need an appointment. Okay.
把船拿出来。 Take out the boat.
我可以这么做。 I may just do that.
哦 Oh!
不 No.
天哪！ Holy cow!
嘿Jer。 Hey, Jer.
-什么是滚降当头奖达到200万的时候 - What's a roll down? - It's when the jackpot hits two million
没有人能得到六个数字。 and nobody gets six numbers.
然后整个头奖滚了下来 Then the whole jackpot rolls down
给那些有三个或四个。。。 to the people who got three or four...
无论什么 Whatever.
只是可能性更大。 Just better odds.
祝你好运是 啊谢谢 Good luck. Yeah. Thanks.
可能性更大。 Better odds.
这是对的吗？ Can that be right?
好吧 All right.
这不是赌博。 It's not gambling.
彩票？是的。每次都有办法赢。 The lottery? Yup. There's a way to win every time.
你中风了吗？ Are you having a stroke?
有个漏洞 There's a loophole
他们没有看到，这就在数学中。 they didn't see, and it's right here in the math.
现在，在一张典型的图纸上， Now, on a typical drawing,
你有54分之一的机会打出六个数字中的三个， you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,
1500分之一的几率命中4个。 and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four.
你很可能每次都会输。 Odds are you'll lose every time.
不是每次。 Not every time.
上周我赢了一张免费票，但输了。 I won a free ticket last week, which lost.
但在滚动周， But on the roll down weeks,
对较低数字的支付 the payouts to the lower numbers
超过您将支付的玩游戏的金额。 increases above the amount that you would pay to play.
所以，数学对你有利。 So, the math is in your favor.
他们错过了。 And they missed it.
我不知道这是怎么说的。 I don't know what this says.
看起来像是一个疯子在牢房墙上画的数字。 Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall.
这意味着在降级周， It means that on the roll down weeks,
你一定会赢。 you're guaranteed to win.
那不可能是真的。 That can't be true.
为什么不呢？因为这是彩票，杰瑞。 Why not? Because it's the lottery, Jerry.
底特律有一栋大楼 There's a building of people in Detroit
他们的工作是了解数字是如何工作的。他们确实如此。 whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do.
我不敢相信你是我的会计。 I cannot believe you are my accountant.
兼职会计。 Part-time accountant.
全职在线旅行社。 Full-time online travel agent.
嘿Mindy。 Hey, Mindy.
嘿Jerry。存款？ Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit?
呃，不。。。我 Uh, no... I...
我想提取2000美元。 I'd like to withdraw $2,000.
是的。 Yep.
那么，你的脚怎么样了？ So, how are your feet?
更好了。 Been better.
滚动网球有助于， Rolling the tennis ball helped,
直到我的经理被它绊倒，扔到街上。 until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street.
我可以再给你拿一个。 I can bring you another one.
他们三人一组。谢谢 They come in threes. Thanks.
哦，谢谢你。 Oh, thank you.
几天后我会带着押金回来。 I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit.
可以 Okay.
哦 Oh.
可能比这个多20%。 Probably be 20% more than this.
给予或索取。 Give or take.
到时候见。可以 See you then. Okay.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
可以祝您今天过得愉快。 Okay. Have a good day.
两千张WinFall门票。 Two thousand WinFall tickets.
两千？ Two thousand?
是的，女士。 Yes, ma'am.
各位晚上好，欢迎参加本周的WinFall彩票发行。 Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down.
拿好你的票，坐下，我们开始吧。 Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it.
第一个幸运数字是六。 The first lucky number is six.
第二个数字。。。 The second number...
二十三。 Twenty-three.
你没事吧？哦，是的。再好不过了。 You okay? Oh, yeah. Never better.
43岁。那么，船怎么样了？ Forty-three. So, how'd it go with the boat?
哦，呃。。。 Oh, uh...
他们说他们可以修马达，但这不是给我的。 They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me.
我是说，我们应该一起做些事情，对吧？ I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?
三十一。 Thirty-one.
你想看电影吗？下一个中奖号码是。。。 You want to watch a movie?The next winning number is...
哦不，我不是说现在。十 Oh... No, I didn't mean right now. Ten.
那么，什么时候？嗯，我不知道。 Well, so, when? Well, I don't know.
我正在看一个节目。 I'm watching a program.
你在看这个？ You're watching this?
不 No.
四十三、三十一、十和三十二岁。 Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.
我们希望你是赢家。 And we hope you're a winner.
一 One...
那是四分之一。 That's one's four.
二十一，二十八。 Twenty-one, 28.
十六 Sixteen.
问题是，没有人知道这个城镇。 Problem is, nobody knows about this town.
埃瓦特应该开始以一美元的价格出售房屋，就像在托斯卡纳一样。 Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.
在这里吸引人。 Lure people here.
我们可以花一美元住在托斯卡纳？ We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?
嗯，一欧元。 Well, a Euro.
那是一美元。 That's a dollar.
不，比这多一点。 No, a little more than that.
杰瑞，一欧元多少钱？ Jerry, how much is a Euro?
杰瑞。 Jerry.
哦 Oh.
很抱歉 Sorry.
嗯。 Mmm.
座无虚席。 Full house.
我们在玩杜松子酒。 We're playing gin.
哦 Oh.
-非常感谢你。-好吧嗯，晚安。 - Thank you so much. - All right. Well, goodnight.
-晚安。-当心。 - Goodnight. - Take care.
好好走回家。可以 Have a good walk home. Okay.
杜松子酒、扑克或克里贝奇， Gin, or poker, or cribbage,
我被他们弄糊涂了。你不在乎。你不在乎。 I get confused by them all. You don't care. You don't care.
乱摸。下一步拼字。 Scrabble. Scrabble next.
好吧，晚安。 All right, night.
你得告诉我发生了什么事。 You're going to have to tell me what's going on.
我太老了，等不及了。 I'm too old to wait it out.
哦 Oh...
我错过了机会。 I missed my chance.
我做了我应该做的一切。 I did everything I was supposed to do.
我必须做的一切。 Everything I had to do.
现在做任何事情都为时已晚。 Now it's too late to do anything else.
哦，你的生活还没有结束。 Oh, your life isn't over.
每个人似乎都这么认为。 Everybody seems to think it is.
好 Well...
见鬼，我什么都能做。 Heck, I can do anything.
如果他们不切断我的生产线，我还会在工厂。 I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line.
但是相反。。。 But instead...
这是我的黄金岁月。 These are my golden years.
是的，只是因为事情没有按你想要的方式发展， Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted,
并不意味着他们不会。 doesn't mean they won't.
好运会发生，坏事也会发生。 Good luck happens, same as bad.
什么 What?
祝你好运，这和坏运气一样吗？ Good luck, it happens same as bad?
是 啊这只是数学。是 啊 Yeah. It's just math. Yeah.
什么哦，老兄。真是个傻瓜。 What? Oh, man. What a dummy.
不是你。我 Not you. Me.
你是个天才。 You're a genius.
样本量。 Sample size.
这就是我错的地方。 That is where I went wrong.
我没有计算概率的频率。 I didn't calculate the frequency of probability.
这只是数学。 It's just math.
哦，我不喜欢数学。 Oh, I don't like math.
哦哦，对不起。 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
来，让我给你看看。。。 Here, let me show you...
在这里如果你拿一枚硬币 Here. So, if you take a coin
你把它翻了1000次， and you flipped it 1,000 times,
你可能仍然有60%的人头。 you might still get 60% heads.
但是如果你把它翻了5000次，概率就会接近50%。 But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%.
样本必须足够大，以便从方程中排除运气。 The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation.
这是给你的。 And this is for you.
你要存一分钱吗？ Are you depositing a penny?
不，不。 No. No.
不，呃。。。 No. Uh...
我想提款。 I wanna make a withdrawal.
$4,200. $4,200.
哦，这给我们留下了多少？ Oh, and how much does that leave us with?
我正在检查。 I am checking.
四点多一点。 A little over four.
可以 Okay.
那就定在六点吧。 Make it six, then.
六嗯哼。 Six? Mmm-hmm.
八 Eight?
八个$8,000. Eight? $8,000.
你确定吗？隐马尔可夫模型。 Are you sure? Hmm.
九十八。 Ninety-eight.
99 Ninety-nine.
8000人。 Eight thousand.
谢谢你，米奇。 Thank you, Midge.
我们开始了。 There we go.
再见 Bye-bye.
你知道，每个城镇都有自己的特色。 You know, every town has a thing.
我们需要一件事。 We need a thing.
爵士音乐节怎么了？ What happened to jazz fest?
嗯，我们无法保持舞台符合规范。 Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code.
哦，其中一个堵塞器女孩摔了一跤。 Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through.
哦，是的。 Oh, yeah.
爵士音乐节也赚钱了。 Jazz fest made money, too.
我是说，不是那年，因为那个女孩起诉了我们。是 啊 I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us. Yeah.
她很难过，因为我们还在鼓掌。 She was upset 'cause we were still clapping.
我们以为这是表演的一部分。 We thought it was part of the show.
哦 Oh.
顺便说一下，我们一群人正在集资 By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money
今晚的彩票。 for the lottery tonight.
他们在做滚降，这样你可以赢得更多。 They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more.
我们不是买彩票的人。这可能是最好的。 We're not lottery people. That's probably for the best.
你知道，有些人吹了几千次 You know, there are some people who blow thousands
在那些事情上？ on those things?
你没事吧？我们开始吧。 You all right? Here we go.
怎么了喝点饮料。走错了路。 What's the matter? Take the drink. Down the wrong pipe.
吃得太快了。 Eating too fast.
是 啊 Yeah.
哦。 Ooh.
四 Four.
哇哦。 Whoo.
我是说，这就像一家普通的旅行社， I mean, it's like a regular travel agent,
但它是在线的， but it's online,
所以人们可以像动物一样行动 so people can act like animals
当事情不顺利的时候。 when something doesn't work out.
嘿，你应该去旅行。 Hey, you should be traveling.
你和Wendy过去常去游轮然后回来 You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back
把一切都称为左舷和右舷。 and call everything port and starboard.
我甚至不知道哪个是哪个。 I didn't even know which was which.
取决于你所处的海洋。 Depends which ocean you're on.
嗯，不，不，是的。 Hmm. No. No. Yep.
她希望你玩得开心。 She'd want you to have fun.
已经三年了。 It's been three years.
哦，小子们。小鬼和汉堡。全部的 Oh, brats. Brats and burgers. All?
上面有奶酪。可以 With cheese on it. Okay.
小鬼和。。。哦切达干酪？ Brats and... Oh. Cheddar?
道格，你能看一下烤肉架吗？ Doug, would you watch the grill for a second?
看见这是一个好时机。嗯？ See? This is a good time. Huh?
嗯。我告诉过你开车去是值得的。 Mmm. I told you it'd be worth the drive.
不，你说你不知道 No, you said you didn't know
你还剩多少个周末。 how many weekends you have left.
嗯，我不知道。 Well, I don't.
是的，但数学是可行的。 Yeah, but the math works.
开车两个小时，买一个免费的汉堡。 Drive for two hours, get a free burger.
抵消了汽油的成本。 Offsets the cost of gas.
爸爸，我不吃肉。 I don't eat meat, Dad.
哦，对了。我去拿鸡肉。 Oh, right. I'll get the chicken.
不，那还是肉。 No, that's still meat.
可以 Okay.
他没事吧？ Is he okay?
他只是不知道“我想你”的公式 He just doesn't know the formula for "I miss you."
你在这里会更有趣。 It is more fun when you're here.
我知道，但你和爸爸，你必须在一起玩得开心。 I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together.
是 啊 Yeah.
我知道你等了很久了 I know you've waited a really long time
让他退休。我知道。 for him to retire. I know.
我知道。我们需要努力。 I know. We need to work on it.
我甚至不记得我们最后一次。。。 I can't even remember the last time that we had...
你知道的？什么 You know? What?
是 啊哦，不，没关系。我不想听到关于。。。 Yeah. Oh, no, that's okay. I don't need to hear about...
蜂蜜 Honey.
我去喝杯啤酒。 I'm gonna get a beer.
可以可以我们会努力的。 Okay? Okay. We'll work on it.
反正我也在考虑。可以 I'm thinking about it anyway. Okay.
我希望他会。 I wish he would.
哇哦。 Whoa.
哇，哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
不，丽萃，丽萃，丽萃！不不不Liz。 No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy! No, no, no, no, Liz.
我们不要。。。我们不要打开它。 Let's not... Let's not open that.
为什么？我想要爆米花。我知道。我知道。 Why? I want the popcorn. I know. I know.
但是这个。。。这爆米花很陈了。呃。 But this... this popcorn's very stale. Ugh.
我喜欢陈腐的。 I like stale.
嗯，但这里面全是糖。这对你没有好处。 Well, but this is full of sugar. It's no good for you.
我看见你吃了七个奥利奥。 I saw you eat seven Oreos.
你要奥利奥吗？ You want an Oreo?
你把它们都吃了，爸爸。 You ate them all, Pop Pop.
可以好吧嗯 Okay. All right. Uh...
给我一分钟。 Let me just have it for one minute.
爸爸会还给你的。我保证。 Pop Pop will give it back to you. I promise.
你现在相信爸爸了，对吧？ You trust Pop Pop now, right?
让我休息一下。 Let me just take one minute.
我马上就出来。 And I'll be right out.
干得好。 Here you go.
拿谢谢，爸爸。 Take. Thanks, Pop Pop.
是的。 Yep.
你有什么想告诉我的吗？ Something you wanna tell me?
什么 What?
食品储藏室。 The pantry.
我在买彩票。 I'm playing the lottery.
我是说那袋空的奥利奥。 I meant the empty bag of Oreos.
我在买彩票，我中奖了。 I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning.
我算出来了，赢了15000美元。 I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.
它被塞进了磨砂迷你小麦盒子里。 It's stuffed inside the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.
哇！ Wow.
我给雪莉的彩票池20美元。 I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool.
我想现在没什么大不了的。 I guess it's not such a big deal now.
我 I...
我不得不试试。 I had to try it.
我我在游戏中发现了这个缺陷， I... I found this flaw in the game,
我必须找出我是否是对的。 and I had to find out if I was right.
那你为什么不告诉我？ Well, why didn't you just tell me?
我觉得很傻。 I... felt silly.
我们几乎没有足够的钱退休，而且。。。 We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and...
现在不是冒险的时候。 This is no time to risk it.
是的，是的。什么 Yes, it is. What?
是时候冒险了。 It's time to risk it.
因为现在我们输了 Because right now we're losing
更重要的事情。 something that matters even more.
我等了40年，只为我们， I've waited 40 years for it to be just us,
到目前为止，我们在这方面有点差劲。 and so far we kind of suck at it.
我们有危险。 We have Jeopardy.
哦，那不是一回事。杰瑞！ Oh, that's not a thing. Jerry!
我想玩得开心。 I wanna have fun.
让我们有点愚蠢吧。嗯？ Let's be a little stupid. Huh?
我们17岁时结婚了， We got married when we were 17,
所以我们知道怎么做。 so we know how to do it.
嗯，那是真的。 Well, that's true.
我们需要一些东西。 We need something for us.
我没想到会是彩票， I didn't think it would be playing the lottery,
但如果银行给我们提供了什么可以谈的，我会抢劫银行。 but I'd rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about.
可以 Okay.
$15,000? 是的。 $15,000? Yep.
如果我们下注15000美元。。。 If we bet the whole $15,000...
哦，我们应该。让我们全赌一把。你觉得呢？ Oh, we should. Let's bet it all. You think?
是的，因为我也这么想。没错。。。 Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing. It's right...
不不不不不。 No. No, no, no, no.
Leon WinFall怎么了？ Leon, what happened to WinFall?
哦，他们。。。他们逐步淘汰了它。 Oh, they... they phased it out.
什么就这样消失了？ What? It's gone, just like that?
你不会玩吧？ You don't play anyway, do you?
不，是的，我想人们会 No. Yeah, well, I guess people will just
现在必须在马萨诸塞州比赛。 have to play the one in Massachusetts now.
数学是可行的。你可以看到这一点。你是个会计。 The math works. You can see that. You're an accountant.
是 啊我是说。。。 Yeah. I mean...
我是说，看起来不错。 I mean, it looks right.
马萨诸塞州也不远。 And Massachusetts isn't that far.
不，如果我们的卡车不抛锚的话，只需要大约10个小时的车程。 No, it's only about a 10-hour drive if our truck doesn't break down.
如果是的话，我们可以搭便车。是 啊 If it does, we'll get a ride. Yeah.
来自谁？ From whom?
卡车司机。是的，他们总是在找人作伴。 Truckers. Yeah, they're always looking for company.
谋杀。如果事情变得奇怪，我们会跳出来的。 To murder. We'll jump out if it gets weird.
他们甚至不知道我们有一个装满现金的行李袋。 And they won't even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash.
是的，我们会一直保持沉默。 Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up.
好吧好吧，什么？ All right. All right, what?
我也加入了。 I'm in, too.
你确定吗？不 You sure? No.
但到底怎么了？给我1000美元。 But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000.
我刚刚有一次巡航，我现在要取消。 I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now.
嘿哦哦我们吃过晚饭了。 Hey. Oh. Oh. Got our dinner.
是 啊我们需要三天的食物。 Yeah. We're going to need three days of food.
哦 Oh.
我给我们找了一个小镇玩。 And I found us a small town to play in.
是的，保持安静。 Yeah, keep things quiet.
就像我在一个街区外停车一样 You know, like how I park a block away
在一次很好的车库拍卖会上。 at a good garage sale.
是 啊哦移动 Yeah? Oh. Move.
你有火腿收音机吗？什么 You got a ham radio? What?
火腿收音机。我们要去一些死区。 Ham radio. We're gonna hit some dead zones.
我想我可以去Ace。。。等一下。 I suppose I can go to Ace... Wait a minute.
我们的电池怎么样？ How are we on batteries?
嗯我 Uh... I...
啊。 Ah.
可以我们再来点吧。以防万一。 Okay. Let's get some more. Just in case.
感觉我们真的在抢劫银行。 Feels like we really are robbing a bank.
不。这会更有趣。你拿去吧。 Nah. It's gonna be more fun. You take that.
这是钥匙。 Here are the keys.
好吧啊。 All right. Aah.
我拿到优惠券了。 I got the coupons.
好吧你抓住它。 All right. You grab that.
哦，现在？哦 Oh, now? Oh.
走吧。哦 Let's go. Oh.
我可以先穿衣服吗？ Can I get dressed first?
嗯。哇哦。 Mmm. Whoo.
你有饼干吗？ You have cookies?
哦。 Ooh.
看起来不太像。 Doesn't look like much.
我们只需要一台售票机，对吗？ Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right?
嘿，孩子，那些是买一送一， Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,
因为它们太过时了。 'cause they're so out of date.
他们来自2013年， They're from 2013,
但他们仍然会让你的嘴变蓝。 but they'll still turn your mouth blue.
事实上，我会先拿出来的。 Actually, I'm gonna get them first.
我能为您做些什么？ How can I help you?
我们想买8000张秋冬门票。 We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets.
我会先抓住你的。 I'm gonna get you first.
这还不够。 No way is this enough.
这还不够。 There's no way that was enough.
嗯 Uh...
八千张WinFall门票就像。。。 Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like...
$29,000. $29,000.
编号16000$16,000. No. 16,000. $16,000.
这就是我们带来的钱。 And that is how much we brought.
嗯，这台机器每小时打印1000张票，所以你整天都在这里。 Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day.
让我根据经验告诉你，整天呆在这里很糟糕。 And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks.
因为我整天都在这里。 Because I'm here all day.
嗯，他是对的。这需要八个小时。 Well, he's right. It's gonna take eight hours.
我能做到。我们开始吧。 I can do it. Let's get rolling.
你想要我们？是的，来吧。我有工作要做。 You want us? Yeah, come on. I got work to do.
我很忙。那么，你能告诉我们它是如何工作的吗？ I'm busy. Well, can you show us how it works?
你会明白的。 You'll figure it out.
对不起，汽车旅馆不太好。 Sorry, the motel's not so great.
镐和铲。 The Pick and Shovel.
完美的名字。 Perfect name.
因为这是你挖坟墓所需要的。 Because it's what you need to dig a grave.
哈哈。让我想起了我们的新婚之夜。 Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night.
嗯？ Huh?
我爸爸给了我足够的钱带你去舞会。 My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom.
但后来我想，“见鬼，舞会在午夜结束， But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight,
“但婚姻是永恒的。 "but a marriage, that lasts forever.
“而且便宜20美元。” "And it's 20 bucks cheaper."
你在一家戴斯旅馆里度过的。 Which you spent on a Days Inn.
哦，在我们的蜜月上。是 啊 Oh, on our honeymoon. Yeah.
我很高兴我们疯了。 Well, I'm glad we're being crazy.
如果有必要，我会睡在车里。 I'd sleep in the car if I had to.
嗯，你可能不得不这么做。 Well, you may have to.
我想这扇门锁不上。 I don't think this door locks.
哦，开始了，杰瑞。哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。 Oh, it's on, Jerry. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
好吧 All right.
哦，你有。。。 Oh, you have the...
交叉手指，我们最后的幸运数字是21。 Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21.
各位，这些数字再一次是23、45、01、25、06和21。 Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21.
好了，各位，检查一下这些数字。我们祝你好运。 All right, folks, check those numbers. We wish you the best of luck.
希望这是你的一周。可以 Hopefully this was your week. Okay.
嗯，我们有8000张票要检查。 Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.
让我们开始吧。 Let's get started.
我们可能会看到日出。 We'll probably see sunrise.
最后一个是三位数的赢家。 The last one is a three-number winner.
哦，很好。 Oh, good.
可以 Okay.
所以我们赌16000。嗯哼。 So we bet 16,000. Mmm-hmm.
两位数字优胜者只给我们免费门票， And the two number winners just gives us free tickets,
所以如果我们把这些算作推力。。。 so if we count those as a push...
这意味着我们。。。 Which means we made...
$21,043. $21,043.
哦 Oh...
我想我们需要更多的奥利奥。 I think we're gonna need more Oreos.
是的，我们都。。。不，见鬼。还有一小块给你。 Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's a little piece left there for you.
不你确定你不。。。 No. You sure you don't...
不，谢谢你。 No, thank you.
他们只是说：“恭喜你。”呵呵。 They just said, "Congratulations." Huh.
他们当然知道了。 Of course they did.
买票并不违反规定。 It's not against the rules to buy tickets.
我以为警报会响，他们会开始对我大喊大叫。 I thought an alarm would go off and they'd start yelling at me.
我也是。 So did I.
你真的认为只有我们知道吗？ Do you really think we're the only ones who know?
嘿，为什么我们的厕所隔间上有超声波传感器？ Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls?
浴室空置网格。 Bathroom vacancy grid.
我厌倦了走在那里，看到每个摊位下都有脚。 I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall.
所以，现在我知道当绿灯亮的时候，厕所是。。。 So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is...
嗯，不干净，但没有人坐在上面。 Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it.
我们应该做我们的研究项目。 We're supposed to be doing our research projects.
我是。 I am.
浴室灯？不，那太愚蠢了。 Bathroom lights? No. That'd be stupid.
我正在买彩票。 I'm doing one on the lottery.
啊。那就更愚蠢了。 Ah. That's way more stupid.
事实并非如此。我在评估 It's not. I'm evaluating
赢得强力球和百万富翁的确切几率。 the exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions.
可以是的，这很愚蠢。无论什么我还是会得个B。 Okay. Yeah, it's stupid. Whatever. I'll still get a B.
这些是什么？ What are these?
规模较小的国家运动会。我需要它们进行比较。 The smaller state games. I need them for comparison.
含糖的残疾人摊位开着。 Sweet. The handicapped stall is open.
杰瑞，靠边停车。 Jerry, pull over.
快点，靠边停车。我们离家只有一英里。 Come on, pull over. We're only a mile from home.
不，你拿不住？ No. You can't hold it?
不是那样的。 It's not that.
可以可以 Okay. Okay.
Marge这要花多长时间？ Marge, how long is this gonna take?
因为我真的得走了。 'Cause I actually have to go.
你有没有想过也许这个世界没有从你身边经过？ Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by?
也许你应该在这里。 Maybe you were meant to be here.
在工厂工作 To work in the factory
像你那样关心这些人， and to care about all these people the way you do,
因为总有一天你可以帮助他们。 because the day would come when you could help them.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
你说我们赌得越多，胜算就越大。 Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds.
我确实说过。 I did say that.
你想成立一家公司？ So you wanna start a corporation?
把全镇的人都带进来。 Bring in the whole town.
如果我们出售股票，我们将有更多的资本投资。 If we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest.
要么出众，要么出局 Go big or go home.
然后我们将与股东分享利润。 Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders.
每个人都骑自行车。 Everybody rides.
你能不能别再那样说话了？ Will you stop talking like that?
很抱歉我真的很喜欢。 Sorry. I'm just really into it.
她真的很喜欢。 She's really into it.
因为她知道这会奏效的。 Because she knows it'll work.
豪斯总是赢。 House always wins.
住手。 Stop it.
你真的认为人们会参与进来吗？ You really think people will come in on this?
是的。你做到了。 Yup. You did.
是的，但我是一个沮丧的鳏夫，没有生活的理由。 Yeah, but I'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for.
那你想买更多的股票吗？对 You wanna buy more shares, then? Yes!
就是这样。 And that about does it.
有什么问题吗？ Any questions?
那么，呃，GS投资策略？这是正确的。 So, uh, GS Investment Strategies? That's right.
我们有营业执照，什么都有。 We've got a business license and everything.
名字不算什么。 Not much of a name.
好吧，别担心名字。 Well, don't worry about the name.
你需要在某个地方买彩票。 You need "lottery" in there somewhere.
嗯，名字并不重要。 Well, the name's not important.
如果你想推销这个想法。我上了一堂市场营销课。 It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing.
好吧，这个想法很有说服力。你花500美元买了一只股票，你就盈利了。 Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit.
就这么简单。你有徽标吗？ It's that simple. Do you have a logo?
不需要徽标。徽标帮助。 Don't need a logo. Logos help.
我有一头猪在拖拉机上。 I have a pig on a tractor.
是 啊好吧，听着，你们都认识我很多年了。 Yeah. Okay, look, you all have known me for years.
这会起作用的，对每个人都有帮助。 This will work, and it'll help everybody.
如果我们想加入， What if we want in,
但我们的账单还没付完，还没有足够的钱分一杯羹？ but we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share?
你们接受其他形式的付款吗？ Do you accept other forms of payment?
比如什么？ Like what?
等等，等等，等等。 Wait, wait, wait.
在这里一切正常。 Got it all right here.
哦，我们进去了。 Oh, we're in.
我从来没有做过这样的犯罪行为。 I've never done anything criminal like this.
不，雪莉，这不是犯罪。 No, Shirley, it's not criminal.
我们要为所有赢来的钱交税并报销费用。 We're gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses.
杰瑞把一切都解决了。 Jerry's got it all worked out.
你妈妈和我要做生意了。 Your mother and I are going into business.
你是在卖她的太妃糖还是什么？ Are you selling her toffee or something?
不，我们要买彩票。 No. We're gonna play the lottery.
每股500英镑。可以 It's 500 a share. Okay.
哦，是吗？可以你不想知道细节？ Oh, yeah? Okay? You don't wanna know details?
不，不，不，我很好。听起来好棒。 No, no, no, I'm good. It sounds great.
你可以在前三部剧中看到爸爸，爸爸。 You can see in the first three plays Dad, Dad.
我们增加了利润。 that we've increased our profit.
这不适合我。 It's just not for me.
我只是不明白这一点。这只是数学。 I just don't understand this. It's just math.
这永远只是数学。 It's always just math.
就像在硬币中分类，寻找水牛镍币， It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels,
因为你已经计算过了， because you had calculated there was,
什么，每七卷就有一卷？ what, one in every seven rolls or something?
是 啊我们赚了600美元。 Yeah. We made $600.
一个月来，我们每个周末都会整理硬币。我当时12岁。 We sorted through coins every weekend for a month. I was 12.
这很有趣。 It was fun.
扔足球什么的就好了。 It would have been nice to just throw the football or something.
听着，我。。。 Look, I'm...
嘿Doug？ Hey, Doug?
道格，搬运工们的谷仓停电了，他们想让你过来看看。 Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and they want you to come take a look.
好吧我马上就到。 All right. I'll be right there.
可以我得走了。可以是的。 Okay. I gotta go. Okay. Yup.
我会帮你的，爸爸。 I'll be in your business, Pop Pop.
你在logos的表现如何？好的 How are you at logos? Good.
好吧，来这里表演流行音乐。 Well, come here and show Pop Pop.
在这里 Here.
让我给你一些纸。 Let me give you some paper.
你告诉我你能做什么 And you show me what you can do
关于为Pop Pop的业务绘制徽标。 about drawing a logo for Pop Pop's business.
如果你想继续，按你的按钮。 If you wanna get that going, push your button.
就在那里。按下按钮。 Right there. Push the button.
账单嘿Jerry。嘿Marge。 Bill? Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge.
你好 Hi.
嘿，呃，如果我们再这样做， Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again,
我需要向你收取使用微波炉的费用。 I'm gonna need to charge you for using the microwave.
我们下注4万。 We are betting 40,000.
你们这些毒贩？ You guys drug dealers?
不，我们是职业彩票玩家。 No. We're professional lottery players.
我不认为那是一件事。 I don't think that's a thing.
现在是。 It is now.
听着，我很想看看你能不能站在那东西后面 Listen, as much as I'd like to see if you can stand behind that thing
这么长时间都没有摔断臀部， for that long without breaking a hip,
你不可能在关门前买到那么多票。 there's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time.
你能晚点开门吗？ Can you stay open later?
哦，恐怕不行。 Oh, I'm afraid not.
我现在正在经历婚姻创伤。 I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment.
哦说实话， Oh. Well, truth be told,
今晚是我和朋友们的饮酒庆祝会。 tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies.
现在，不可否认，我们在外面的停车场， Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot,
但是，呃，我这里不能有顾客。 but, uh, I just can't have customers in here.
这是一种负担。 It's a liability.
好 Well...
如果我们不是客户呢？ What if we weren't customers?
我不知道你在说什么。 I have no idea what you're talking about.
如果我们是搭档呢？ What if we were partners?
比尔，我想向你介绍一下GS投资策略。 Bill, I'd like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies.
我加入了。我能进来吗？ I'm in. Can I be in?
所以我是股东，如果你们愿意，我完全可以让你们加入。 So I'm a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want.
所以，这是一个冬天，所以当数字。。。 So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers...
好吧，你是个投资者。。。好吧，假设你有几百美元。 Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's say you've got several hundred dollars.
还有这些彩票号码。如果他们不打，你就赢了。 Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don't hit, you win.
你在吗？你有钱吗？ You in? You got any money?
我相信我们已经完成了。 I believe we are done.
嘿，我还有两个股东。 Hey, I got two more shareholders.
其中一个很快就要去抢劫他父母的房子，但他肯定在里面。 One of them's got to rob his parents' house real quick, but he's definitely in.
还有500张票。是的。 That's 500 more tickets. Yup.
好吧 All right.
你想很快打一拳吗？ You want a bong hit real quick?
我不知道那是什么。玛姬？ I don't know what that is. Marge?
不，谢谢，比尔。好吧噢 No thanks, Bill. All right. Ow!
我们的下一个号码是46。。。 Our next number is 46...
24号。。。 Number 24...
今天最后一个数字是23号。 And our very last number for today is number 23.
所以，再一次，这些数字是05，21，39，46，24，23。。。 So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23...
好了，开始吧。 Okay, here we go.
再也没有香烟被烧焦了，嗯？是 啊 No more cigarette burns, huh? Yeah.
好 Well...
我想我们可以点一些美味的汽车旅馆咖啡 I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee
然后开始。 and get started.
或者可以等到早上。 Or it could wait till morning.
明天 Tomorrow?
哦 Oh.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
彩票？ The lottery?
彩票中奖者获得大量点击。 Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.
我不点击。我做新闻。 I don't do clicks. I do news.
你没有看到所有这些空隔间吗？ Do you not see all these empty cubicles?
随便找点什么。 Just poke around for something.
给我找个标题 Find me a headline that I can
加入聚光灯部分。 throw in the Spotlight section.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
哦，这个床垫的好处是，我们都滚到中间去了。 Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center.
我想如果我努力的话，我是逃不出去的。 I don't think I can get out if I tried.
嗯，我们有时间。 Well, we have time.
什么搞什么鬼？ What? What the heck?
嘿，嘿，好吧，好吧。 Hey, hey, all right, all right.
去错房间了。去错房间了。 Got the wrong room. Got the wrong room.
它进来了！怎么了？ It came in! What did?
彩票发送商店出售的所有中奖金额的记录。 The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store.
WinFall的门票赢得了82000美元。 WinFall tickets won $82,000.
你在店里卖了多少张秋冬门票？ And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store?
就你的，再加上六个。对 Just yours, plus six more. Yes!
对我来说。但他们没有赢。 To me. But those didn't win.
我们加倍了。我们加倍了。 We doubled it. We doubled it.
我们加倍了！ We doubled it!
哇哦！ Whoo!
我是史蒂夫。 It's Steve.
嘿，史蒂夫。 Hey, Steve.
嘿Jerry。 Hey, Jerry.
我只是想看看我们做得怎么样。嗯，你知道，很好奇。 I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious.
我将发送一份正式的股东报告。 I will be sending out an official shareholder report.
是的，是的，对，对，但你知道。。。 Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know...
他想知道。你怎么认为？ He wants to know. What do you think?
嗯，我们加倍了。 Well, we doubled it.
我们加倍了！ We doubled it!
嘘。 Shh.
这不可能是真的。我也不相信， This can't be real. I didn't believe it either,
但我在画图时一直在进行模拟，这是对的。 but I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right.
如果你至少下注1万，赔率就会向买家倾斜。 If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer.
你能从你爸爸那里弄到钱吗？我不是在问他什么。 Can you get money from your dad? I'm not asking him for shit.
为什么不呢？他的名字在一栋大楼上。我想他买得起。 Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it.
因为这是我的。 Because this is mine.
你有一万块吗？不 Do you have 10 grand? No.
我有一个宿舍。 I have a dorm.
好的，那是一片披萨 Okay, that is one slice of pizza
每人。一片。非常感谢。 per person. One slice. Thank you.
嘿，只有在你向基金捐款的情况下才能分一杯羹。 Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund.
你在哈佛学到的第一件事是，你在这里是为了你的未来。 The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future.
正当 Right?
你学到的第二件事。。。 Second thing you learn...
都是胡说八道。 Is that's all bullshit.
没有未来。 There is no future.
现在有一件事正等着你去拿。 There is just now waiting for you to take it.
我在彩票中发现了一个漏洞。 I found a flaw in the lottery.
可以一种每次都能击败比赛的方法 Okay? A way to beat the game every time
因为彩票上没人知道我做了什么。 because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did.
但只有当你能下大赌注的时候，它才会起作用。 But it only works if you can bet big.
所以，告诉你的父母你有新的实验室费用，或者需要书， So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books,
或者得了性病。 or got an STD.
无论如何，因为如果我们成功了，那么我们就是传奇！ Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends!
还有，我需要你们填写大约300张彩票， Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips,
所以我们不赌重复。 so we don't bet duplicates.
干得好。那是给你的。 Here you go. That's for you.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
你什么都没填？ You're not filling any out?
不，我负责。 No. I'm in charge.
好的，跟我谈谈。所以你想翻新它？ Okay, talk to me. So you wanna renovate it?
是的。所有股东都在插手。 Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in.
我们要恢复爵士音乐节。 We're bringing back the jazz festival.
最好的音乐是你边走边编的音乐。 The best music is the music you make up as you go along.
啊，我只是很难过，当普林斯在的时候，我们不可能拥有它。 Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around.
他不会来的，霍华德。 He wouldn't have come, Howard.
我们永远不会知道。 We'll never know.
你们确定这就是你们想用钱做的吗？ You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money?
你不想把它投资到什么地方？ You don't wanna invest it somewhere?
我们正在某处投资。 We are investing it somewhere.
好吧 All right.
我来帮你一把。好吧 I'll give you a hand. All right.
道格，把它放在上面。是的。好吧 Doug, put it on top there. Yup. All right.
非常感谢。 Thank you.
哇！ Wow.
你为什么要保留这些？ Why do you keep all these?
国税局。 The IRS.
当我们接受审计时， When we get audited,
我们需要一份我们买的所有失票的书面记录。 we'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought.
你觉得你会被审计吗？ Think you're gonna get audited?
哦，是的。 Oh, yeah.
上帝啊 Jesus.
你知道，你的团队雇我来修理圆形剧场。六个月的工作。 You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater. Six-month job.
哦那怎么样？ Oh. How about that?
是的，怎么样？ Yeah, how about that?
嗯，你可以考虑插手一下。 Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that.
什么 What?
嗯，你有份。 Well, you have a share.
你做到了，从一开始。 You did, from the start.
爸爸 Dad...
你不必那么做。 You didn't have to do that.
哦，没有你我不想数镍币。 Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you.
我告诉你，多蒂在这家书店做得很好。 I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore.
是 啊你知道，莱昂正在装修酒店。 Yeah. You know, Leon is renovating the hotel.
霍华德给了他一笔交易，但他的佣金是 Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that
他和雪莉可以随时使用热水浴缸。 he and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want.
里昂会后悔的。 Leon will regret that.
你不是在开玩笑吧。 You are not kidding.
-大家好，大家好哦，嘿！ - Hello, hello, everybody. - Oh, hey!
好吧好吧，继续。。。 All right. Well, go ahead...
继续，坐下。 Go on, sit on down.
嗯嗯 Uh... Uh...
好 Well...
听着，首先，我可以说我们做得非常好。 Look, first off, I can say that we're doing pretty darn well.
对 Yes.
是 啊但你可能已经知道，通过阅读你的股东报告。。。 Yeah. But you probably already know that by reading your shareholder report...
我打不开我的。 I can't get mine to open.
哦，你有消息吗？ Oh, do you have Word?
我想我有窗户。 I have Windows, I think.
我给你印一张，雪莉。 I'll print you one, Shirley.
哦，谢谢你。 Oh, thank you.
Anyhoo。。。 Anyhoo...
正如你可能想象的那样， As you might have imagined it,
我们将用我们的大部分资金来下注。 we're gonna use the majority of our capital for betting.
是 啊 Yeah.
但你可以获得红利。 But there are dividends that you can access.
正当所以，我知道很多人都想看到爵士音乐节回来。 Right. So, I know a lot of people would like to see the jazz festival come back.
而且，老弗兰克肯定会用一辆他不会掉下来的邮车。 And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn't fall out of.
嗯，那么，现在谈谈利润率。我们 Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios. We...
是的Raj？这里没有食物吗？ Yes, Raj? Is there not food at this thing?
不，不，这是股东大会。这不是派对。 No. No. This is a shareholder meeting. It's not a party.
那为什么我们都吃的时候你在00点吃？ Then why did you have it at 00, when we all eat?
欢迎大家都去餐厅，但是。。。 Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but...
不，那你就不会知道数字了。 No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers.
那么，下一个剧本是什么？ So, what's the next play?
312000张门票。 312,000 tickets.
那是60万美元。是 啊 That's $600,000. Yeah.
我们一场赌50万？ We're betting half a million in one play?
哦，钱是最容易的部分。 Oh, the money is the easy part.
它是？是 啊 Is it? Yeah.
要赌四天， It'll take four days of betting,
两台机器，每天12小时。 two machines, 12 hours a day.
那你为什么不按正常金额下注呢？ Then why don't you just bet the normal amount?
数学 Math.
这是牛顿定律。 It's Newton's law.
如果你顶住什么东西，它就会往后推。 If you push against something, it's gonna push back.
我们发现了一个缺陷。 And we discovered a flaw.
但是通过使用它，我们引入了一个变量来改变它。 But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it.
我们不知道这场比赛会持续多久。 And we don't know how long this game is gonna last.
然后，我们需要尽可能多地赚钱，尽管我们可以。 Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can.
让节日继续下去，在它倒退之前完成重建。 Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back.
嗯哼。 Mmm-hmm.
我从彩票订购了第二台机器， I ordered a second machine from the lottery,
但他们说每个地方只允许一个， but they said you're only allowed one per location,
所以我想，“如果我再开一家店呢？” so I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?"
他们会问，“地址是什么？”我想，“哦，这是我的错。” They're like, "What's the address?" I was like, "Uh-oh. There's my mistake."
这就是我的朋友Darryl进来的地方。 And that's where my buddy, Darryl, comes in.
我们会多给他一份，但给你。 And, uh, we're gonna give him an extra share, but here you are.
你可以一天24小时打印，外加无限量的馅饼。 You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie.
看看这个。 Look at this.
这是什么？ What's this?
来自AG办公室的消息来源。 From my source at the AG's office.
现在，彩票必须披露索赔超过5万的玩家， Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand,
一年五次。 five times a year.
你知道，有时候胜利者是领先者， Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know,
为欠孩子抚养费或有搜查令的人兑现门票， cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant,
但看看这家伙。每三周赢得一次大奖。 but look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks.
住在密歇根州。退休的工厂工人。 Lives in Michigan. A retired factory worker.
没有犯罪记录。 No criminal record.
他赢了这么多？是 啊 He's won this much? Yeah.
谁每月开10个小时的车在不同的州玩彩票？ Who drives 10 hours every month to play the lottery in a different state?
是的，那没有任何意义。正当 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. Right.
失败者！ Loser!
那个女人是不是刚刚抢劫了你？ Did that woman just rob you?
那是我妻子。 That's my wife.
哇！ Wow.
嗯，她看起来确实很有精神。 Well, she certainly seems spirited.
是的，她是个泼妇。 Yeah, she's a spitfire.
不，她只是因为我提出离婚而生气， No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce,
她从没想过我能负担得起。 and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it.
呵呵。 Huh.
看起来钱花得很好。是 啊 Looks like money well spent. Yeah.
自从Steely Dan停止巡演后就失去了魔力。 Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring.
你知道的。。。 You know...
我需要找一个像你这样的人。 I need to find someone like you.
只有年轻人。是的，一开始很好。 Only younger. Yeah, that started off great.
不，我的意思是，你知道，只是一个仍然有生育能力的人。 No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile.
他们的子宫可以生孩子。 And their womb can have babies.
你不擅长这个。 You're not good at this.
哦，我真的不是。你能帮助我吗？ Oh, I'm really not. Can you help me?
我妈妈常说， Well, my mother used to say,
“吻几只青蛙，然后当你找到你的王子， "Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince,
“你会发现青蛙更好，因为它们让你发笑。” "you'll realize that the frogs are better, 'cause they make you laugh."
嘲笑你算数吗？ Does laughing at you count?
比尔，你需要一只新青蛙。 Bill, you need a new frog.
我需要一只新青蛙。 I need a new frog.
$50,000. $50,000.
欢迎来到现在，婊子们。 Welcome to the now, bitches.
我们要赚一大笔钱， We are going to make a shitload of money,
但这需要时间， but it's going to take time,
还有汗水和激情，好吗？ and sweat, and passion, okay?
所以，每个人都填写了两叠单据。 So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.
我们需要在未来三周内投入25000英镑。 We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks.
出什么事了？ Something wrong?
还有另一组。 There's another group.
什么 What?
支出应该更大。 The payout should have been bigger.
唯一有意义的是另一组人在锅里吃东西， The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot,
所以我检查了每家商店的销售额。 so I checked sales at every store.
那是公共信息？不，我黑了州彩票。 That's public information? No, I hacked the state lottery.
美好的 Nice.
等待那是我的笔记本电脑。 Wait. That's my laptop.
是 啊你应该在这之后销毁你的硬盘。 Yeah. You should destroy your hard drive after this.
伙计。无论什么它成功了。 Dude. Whatever. It worked.
看看桑德兰的赢家，只有两个地方。 Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations.
两个位置。他们必须买一周的票才能得到这样的数字。 Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers.
他们现在就在那里。 They're there right now.
嘿我今晚很早就完成了。 Hey. I finished early tonight.
你急什么？ What's the rush?
哦 Oh...
你以为我不会忘记我们的结婚纪念日，是吗？ You didn't think I'd forget our anniversary, did you?
哦，你刚从冰箱里拿出来。嗯，是的。 Oh, you just got that out of the cooler. Well, yeah.
但我今天早上把它藏在了Yoo-hoo后面，这样就没人会得到它了。 But I hid it behind the Yoo-hoo this morning so that nobody would get it.
哇哦！ Whoo!
哇！ Wow.
你知道这样做很好。 You know it's good when it does that.
美丽的塑料瓷器。 Beautiful plastic china.
干得好。 Here you go.
还有46年。 Here's to 46 more years.
干杯 Cheers.
哦。 Ooh.
我想我还欠你一个舞会之夜。 I think I still owe you a prom night.
这在我16岁的时候更容易。 This was easier when I was 16.
你现在更漂亮了。 You're even more beautiful now.
那是过时的香槟酒谈话。 That's the out-of-date champagne talking.
是的，他真的不应该卖这个。 Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that.
哦嗯。 Oh. Mmm.
没有老师把我们分开。 No teacher to pull us apart.
你们是另一组？ You guys are the other group?
哦，老兄。我们以为会是犯罪集团之类的。呸。 Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew.
我不知道你在说什么。 I don't know what you're talking about.
对不起，我们太粗鲁了。我是泰勒，这是埃里克。 Sorry, we are being super rude. I'm Tyler, this is Eric.
我们在哈佛经营一家赌博俱乐部。 We run a betting club at Harvard.
我们被称为随机行业， We're called Random Industries,
这也是我滑板品牌的名字。 which is also the name of my skateboard brand.
嗯，我想会有其他人。 Well, I figured there'd be somebody else.
我也是，但我是说，我没想到会这样。看看你们这些家伙。就像是向上爬。 Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this. Look at you guys. It's like Up.
你想喝杯香槟吗？ Would you like a glass of champagne?
不，我只喝Jager和红牛。但是谢谢你。 No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you.
哦，好吧，至少你永远不用担心自己是我们这个年龄的人。 Oh, well, at least you'll never have to worry about being our age.
听着，我们真的只是在同一时间玩而互相伤害， Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time,
所以这里有一个更好的提议。 so here's a better offer.
你加入我的团队，把你的资金加到我们的锅里， You join my group, add your capital to our pot,
我们会处理所有的赌注。 and we'll handle all the betting.
嗯，我不知道。 Well, I don't know.
我们有点喜欢做自己的事。 We kind of like to do our own thing.
什么 What?
你不用做任何事就可以得到一个伤口。 You'll get a cut without having to do anything.
我有一群赌徒。你甚至不用离开你的摇椅。 I have an army of bettors. You won't even have to leave your rocking chairs.
我们很好。 We're good.
这是关于赚钱的。你喜欢钱，对吧？ This is about making money. You like money, right?
嗯，没有我喜欢其他东西那么多。 Well, not as much as I like other things.
哦，我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
呃，现在，听着，如果你们两个不介意的话，这是我们的周年纪念日。 Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary.
你正在破坏我们酒类店的气氛。 And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store.
欢迎您乘坐红牛上路。 You're welcome to take a Red Bull for the road.
或者一个果汁盒。 Or maybe a juice box.
你的数学很好。 You're good at math.
耶！ Yay!
我相信这对农场很有帮助，但在哈佛， I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard,
我们学习了一种叫做二项式分布的东西。 we learn a little something called binomial distribution.
查一查。 Look it up.
然后，当你填写自己的单子时，你就会明白为什么你的胜算会更大。 Then you'll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips.
不客气。 You're welcome.
二项分布只考虑两个因素。 Binomial distribution only considers two factors.
没有第三次，这是人为错误，也没有第四次， Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth,
这就是你填票所需的时间。 which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets.
每赢10万美元，你就赚32美元。 You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win.
不客气。 You're welcome.
认真地闭嘴！ Seriously? Shut up!
什么 What?
我想如果没有愚蠢的青少年，那就不会是一场舞会。 I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers.
这让我想起了我们结束的地方。 That reminds me of where we left off.
所以我得到了房子？ So I get the house?
对你得到了一切。 Yes. You get everything.
比尔只是想保留他在GS战略中的份额。 Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies.
无论什么我拿到了房子。 Whatever. I got the house.
祝你好运，坎迪斯。 Well, good luck to you, Candace.
你知道，我们在那里度过了好几年，然后一切都变糟了。 You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit.
我希望你能找到你的青蛙。 And I hope you find your frog.
嗯哼。 Uh-huh.
嘿，GS到底是什么？ Hey, what is GS whatever?
哦，是的。那是一家我参加的小公司。 Oh, yeah. That's a little company I'm a part of.
呃，我们每个月都中彩票。 Uh, we win the lottery every month.
回头见。 See you around.
我想重开冰淇淋店。 I'd love to re-open the ice cream shop.
嗯，现在你可以以每年1.19美元的价格租赁它。 Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year.
剩下的钱将由市区基金支付。 And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.
$1.19? 嗯哼。 $1.19? Mmm-hmm.
哦，是欧元。这是一个复杂的故事。 Oh, it's a euro. It's a complicated story.
杰瑞可以向你解释。 Jerry can explain it to you.
天啊，天啊。 Boy, oh, boy.
我刚买了一辆轻巡洋舰。是的，我看得出来。 I just bought a Corvette. Yeah, I can see that.
你想下周去兜风吗？我要乘船去Me-hi-co。 You want to take it for a ride next week? I'm going on a cruise to Me-hi-co.
哦，不，我想我没法参与进来。 Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it.
好吧，老头子，随你的便。 All right, old man, suit yourself.
还有另一组。 There's another group.
不，是的。 No. Yep.
一些哈佛的孩子发现了这一点。 Some kids from Harvard figured it out.
好吧，那太糟糕了。 Well, that sucks.
我们应该没事的。 We should be okay.
我们仍然赢得了足够的胜利，人们可以重建爵士音乐节。 We're still winning enough for people to rebuild and get the jazz fest going.
我们必须留在比赛中。 We just have to stay in the game.
我们会的。嗯，你说得很容易。 And we will. Well, that's easy for you to say.
你不能连续五天站在机器前。 You're not standing at a machine for five days straight.
我说我要换班。 I said I would take a shift.
不，不，没关系。 No, no. That's okay.
是的，因为你们喜欢，对吧？ Yeah, because you guys like it, right?
是的，我们有。是的，你知道。是的，你知道。 Yeah, we do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
很高兴你休息了一天。 So glad you got the day off.
嗯，我感觉不是这样的。哦，哦。。。 Well, it doesn't feel like I did. Oh, oh...
你们几个星期是怎么做到的？ How did you guys do this for weeks?
因为这是一次冒险。 Because it's an adventure.
哦，不，这不是冒险。 Oh, no, this is not an adventure.
在一家充斥着妓女和毒贩的汽车旅馆里，人们看到了剪纸。 It's getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.
哦 Oh.
Dawn你不必这么做。 Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it.
哦，不，不，我想。我愿意。 Oh, no, no, I want to. I do.
我的意思是，我从来没有时间和你们在一起，而且，你知道。。。 I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know...
感觉被困在一家大酒店里，把丢失的票塞满了垃圾箱 Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets
只是一段我永远不会忘记的记忆。 is just a memory I will never ever forget.
哎呀。这个是赢家。 Oops. This one's a winner.
哦，你错过了。可以我做完了。我做完了。 Oh, you missed it. Okay. I'm done. I'm done.
嘿，你什么时候才能把所有的优胜者都交出来？ Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners?
因为我会这么做。嗯，那很有趣。 Because I will do that. Well, that is fun.
我们必须仔细检查所有。。。 We're gonna have to double check all the...
这家汽车旅馆有酒吧吗？ Is there a bar at this motel?
Grazio先生？ Mr. Grazio?
玛雅·乔登。波士顿环球报。 Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
我有一些关于WinFall游戏的问题。 I had some questions about the WinFall game.
梅勒妮·霍金斯负责我们的宣传工作。 Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity.
但这场比赛对该州来说是一个巨大的成功。 But the game has been a huge success for the state.
不仅仅是为了国家。 Not just for the state.
你知道密歇根州有一个球员每月赢得数百万美元吗？ Are you aware there's a player in Michigan winning millions every month?
我们为学校筹集了大量资金，但没有人就此发表文章。 We raise a lot of money for schools, but nobody does an article about that.
一些退休人员运气好，他们派了一个聚光灯记者？ Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter?
我没说他是退休人员。 I didn't say he was a retiree.
是的，嗯，你知道，这是彩票。 Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery.
人们会赢。所以，这不是新闻。 People win. So, wouldn't call it news.
我有个会议。 I have a meeting.
谢谢你的时间。 Thanks for your time.
-早上好，里昂早上好，杰瑞。 - Morning, Leon. - Morning, Jerry.
给你做了一个新罐子。法国烤肉。哦 Made you a fresh pot. French roast. Oh.
哇！你越来越花哨了。 Wow. You're getting fancy.
嘿Jerry。 Hey, Jerry.
他们说我会在这里找到你。 They said I'd find you here.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
这不会花很长时间的。 This won't take long.
我们不会加入你的团队。 We're not joining your group.
我不想让你这么做。 I don't want you to.
我真的不再需要你的资金了。 I don't really need your capital anymore.
我只需要你退出比赛。 I just need you out of the game.
那么，你出局了。什么 So, you're out. What?
看，你在计算人方面不如在计算数字方面好。 See, you're not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers.
所以你还没有真正计算出像我这样的人会做什么来赢得比赛。 So you haven't really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win.
你会怎么做？ And what would you do?
让一群你见过的最聪明的孩子来反对你 Set an army of the smartest kids you've ever met against you
和你一起玩的每个人。 and everyone you play with.
我们侵入了州彩票，想知道你在哪里下注。 We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting.
你不认为我们可以侵入你的账户吗？ You don't think that we can hack into your accounts?
你的信用？你的身份？ Your credit? Your identity?
这并不难。我是说。。。 It won't be hard. I mean...
大多数人认为防火墙是他们烟囱里的东西，所以。。。 Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so...
你为什么要这样做？ Why are you doing this?
这只是数学。没什么私人的。 It's just math. Nothing personal.
听着，你跑得很好。 Look, you had a good run.
你为梅贝里赚了些钱。 You made some cash for Mayberry.
但一切都结束了。 But it's over.
享受你的黄金岁月。 Enjoy your golden years.
嘿，你认为我们需要多少天？ Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need?
没有一个 None.
我们退出了比赛。 We're out of the game.
杰瑞！ Jerry!
哦嗯 Oh... Uh...
可以嗯 Okay. Uh.
哦，孩子。呃呃。。。 Oh, boy. Well, uh...
我很难过地报告，由于游戏中出现了一些新的变量。。。 I'm sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game...
嗯。。。 Um...
我们将不得不停止比赛。 We're going to have to stop playing.
嗯。。。 Um...
我很抱歉。 I am sorry.
那么，你真的要让一些大学里的聪明人把这一切都夺走？ So, you're really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you?
他可能会做些什么的可能性大于好处。。。 The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits...
这与数学无关。这是关于做人的。 It's not about the math. It's about being human.
你知道，爸爸，我。。。 You know, Dad, I...
我看着你花了这么多时间 I've watched you spend so much of your life
只是被忽视和推来推去。 just being overlooked and pushed around.
没人知道你能做什么。 Nobody knew what you could do.
没人在乎。 Nobody cared.
然后你终于开枪了，你把我们都带来了。 And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you.
你知道你做了什么吗？你让我们的小镇感觉大了。 You know what you did? You made our little town feel big.
这就是为什么他们都在那里。 That's why they're all in there.
这就是为什么我在那里。 That's why I was in there.
他会没事的。 He'll be okay.
你知道我为什么不喜欢钓鱼吗？ You know why I don't like to fish?
不 No.
上次我去的时候，我把他带走了。 The last time that I went, I took him with me.
他16、17岁。 He was 16, 17.
然后我开始计算bobber移动的速度 And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving
所以我可以计算出水流的速度。 so I can figure out the speed of the current.
然后我听到他问我，“爸爸，你觉得怎么样？” And then I hear him ask me, "What do you think, Dad?"
就在那一刻，我意识到 And it was at that moment that I realized
他在谈论一个他喜欢的女孩。 he was talking about a girl that he liked.
和哦 And... Oh.
我不知道。 I had no idea.
你知道，这是。。。 You know, it's...
这从来不是一份礼物。这是个骗局。 It's never been a gift. It's been a trick.
你的大脑告诉你 Your brain tells you
你看到别人看不到的东西， that you see what other's don't,
但最终，你看到的只是更少。 but in the end, you're just seeing less.
嗯 Uh...
我想今晚我会步行回家。 I think I'll walk home tonight.
好了，伙计们，这将是一场大比赛。现在是我们所有人的事了，所以让它有意义吧。 All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one. It's all of us now, so make it count.
走，走，走。 Go, go, go.
这个周末要滚下来。 Roll down's this weekend.
嗯，我知道。 Mmm-hmm. I know.
我只是想做正确的事。 I'm just trying to do the right thing.
哦，你总是这样。我喜欢你这样。 Oh, you always do. I love that about you.
这就是为什么镇上每个人都相信你会冒险的原因。 And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance.
我从没见过你做过的一件事 The one thing I have never seen you do
就是在你找到解决方案之前放弃一个问题。 is give up on a problem before you find a solution.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
你已经计算了Tyler的威胁和比赛的价值， Well, you've calculated Tyler's threat, and the value of the game,
但二项分布没有考虑第三个因素。 but binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor.
只要你和我拥有彼此，我们就不怕愚蠢。 That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid.
你疯了。 You're batshit crazy.
哦，史蒂夫在那里。 Oh, there's Steve.
我们要去马萨诸塞州。 We're heading to Massachusetts.
哈哈！我懂你！去抓住他们，孩子！ Ha-ha! I see you! Go get 'em, boy!
哇！是的，我们来吧！玛吉！跟我击掌相庆。 Whoa! Yeah, let's do this! Marge! Give me five.
杰瑞！你是个疯子。揍我一顿。 Jerry! You're a madman. Pound me.
我以为没有分裂的话应该更多。 I thought it was supposed to be more without the split.
您是否检查了其他索赔？对有一个。 Did you check for other claims? Yes. There was one.
哪里桑德兰。 Where? Sunderland.
倒霉！ Shit!
他骗了你，好吗？我们只能接受它。 He called your bluff, okay? There's nothing we can do but accept it.
如果有滚下来的话，他就要上场了。 If there's a roll down, he's going to play.
除非我们创建向下滚动。什么 Unless we create the roll down. What?
滚下来需要几个星期，对吧？ It takes weeks for a roll down, right?
我是说，WinFall每天收入10万美元， I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,
然后当它达到200万的时候，我们知道会有一个下降， and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in,
每个人都开始下注，本杰明·巴顿上了他的卡车。 and everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck.
但是，如果我们在没有人预料的情况下创建一个滚降，那么我们将全部接受。 But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all.
我们把其他球员挤了出来。 We squeeze the other players out.
我们用黑客追踪大麻， We use our hack to track the pot,
我们等着它达到一百万，然后才开始抽奖， we wait for it to hit a million before a drawing,
然后我们在一天内下注一百万。我的意思是，我们拥有这场比赛。 and then we bet a million in one day. I mean, we own the game.
我们从哪里得到100万美元？ And where do we get $1 million?
正如你从我们的回报中所看到的，它是有效的。 As you can see by our returns, it works.
有了更多的资本，我们就能控制比赛。 And with more capital, we can control the game.
你爸爸也参与了吗？ Is your dad in on this?
不，他。。。嗯。。。 No. He... Um...
以为你会上大学？ Thinks you're going to college?
他认为我正在学习成为一名律师，就像他一样。 He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him.
但上次我查了一下，我父亲从来没有一夜赚过一百万美元。 But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night.
我们有14个小时来完成这件事。 We have 14 hours to pull this off.
到你的位置，在你打印完所有的票之前不要离开。 Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets.
有些地方可能会全天推迟打印，但不允许这样做。 Some locations might push back on printing all day, but do not let them.
他们为我们工作。 They work for us.
我们骑吧。 Let's ride.
-是的哇哦！ - Yes! - Whoo!
是 啊 Yeah.
嘿如果有人中了头奖怎么办 Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot
我们损失了100万美元？ and we lose $1 million?
除了因为我花光了全部学费而辍学之外？ Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition?
我想其中一个投资者可能真的会杀了我。 I think one of those investors might actually kill me.
哦。 Ooh.
你没事吧？是的，我知道了。 You all right? Yeah, I got it.
哦可以 Oh. Okay.
我拿到钥匙了。 I got the key.
搞什么鬼？ What the heck?
哦 Oh.
嘿 Hey!
我们错过了！ We missed it!
什么，有人真的打了六个号码？ What, someone actually hit all six numbers?
不，不，它滚下来了。 No. No. It rolled down.
不，那是不可能的。这才是第二周。 No, that's impossible. It's only the second week.
三点之前它不会滚下来。 It never rolls down before three.
昨晚它滚了下来，我们错过了。 It rolled down last night, and we missed it.
哈佛集团自己触发了这一事件。 The Harvard group triggered it on their own.
他们怎么知道该赌多少？ How would they know how much to bet?
彩票没有公布金额。。。 The lottery doesn't post the amount...
嗯，他们知道。 Well, they knew.
杰瑞？ Jerry?
杰瑞，你要去哪里？ Where are you going, Jerry?
杰瑞！ Jerry!
这在新闻里。彩票甚至没想到它会来。 It's on the freakin' news. The lottery didn't even see it coming.
这太史诗了。 This is so epic.
嘿Jerry。 Hey, Jerry.
什么，你开拖拉机进来了吗 What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor
来给我一声欢呼？ to come give me a whoopin'?
相信我，我想这么做。 Believe me, I wanted to.
我的一部分仍然如此。 Part of me still does.
但是在这里的长途车程中， But then on the long drive here,
嗯，大部分都消失了。 well, most of that just, poof, went away.
我意识到我并不是真的生你的气。 And I realized that I wasn't really angry at you.
我很失望。 I'm disappointed.
噢，你对我失望了？ Aw, you're disappointed in me?
不，不是你。你无足轻重。 No, not you. You're insignificant.
不，我很失望我让你这样自私的孩子接近了我。呵呵。 No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.
我的数学一直很好， I was always good with math,
但我花了很长时间才弄清楚人们的想法。 but it took a long time for me to figure people out.
那么，告诉我们，杰瑞，你发现了什么？ So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out?
解决方案不是数字。 That the solution isn't numbers.
你告诉我我买彩票是因为我没有别的东西。 You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else.
但你不愿意分享大麻的原因是因为你没有其他东西。 But the reason you won't share the pot is because you have nothing else.
你认为做房间里最聪明的人才是最重要的。 You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters.
但事实证明，这个房间才是最重要的。 But it turns out it's this room that matters.
所有这些聪明的年轻人都在帮助你致富。 All these bright, young people helping you get rich.
你如何帮助他们？ How are you helping them?
看来你还没算出来吧？ Guess you haven't run the math out on that, huh?
无论如何我的拖拉机开动了。 Anyway...my tractor's running.
祝大家好运。 I wish you all the best of luck.
什么继续数数吧。 What? Just get back to counting.
如果哈佛大学队能够触发一个滚降，他们就可以进行比赛。 If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game.
所以我们触发我们自己的滚降。 So we trigger our own roll down.
是的，我们有足够的现金。 Yeah, we have enough cash.
没有，为什么？ No. Why?
因为这对普通球员不公平。 Because it's not fair to the regular players.
他是对的。这不是我们是谁。 He's right. It's not who we are.
但我们太接近了。 But we're so close.
我的意思是，市中心又回来了，爵士音乐节就要来了。 I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming.
如果我们继续获胜，我们实际上可以雇个人在那里踢球。 If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there.
你应该找铁石心肠的丹。 You should get Steely Dan.
这是一个惊人的想法。我们应该找钢铁丹。 That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan.
如果我们不能比赛，我们就赢不了。 We can't win if we can't play.
好吧，这太糟糕了。 Well, this just sucks.
彩票并没有阻止我们，但一群大学生阻止了我们？ The lottery isn't stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are?
嗯，这是一个很好的观点。是什么？我没说什么。 Huh, that's a good point. What is? I wasn't making a point.
为什么彩票不能阻止他们？ Why isn't the lottery stopping them?
那是因为他们不在乎。 It's because they don't care.
哦 Oh.
这可能是我们的答案。 That could be our answer.
很高兴见到我们忠诚的球员，塞尔比先生和夫人。 Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.
哦，求你了。“杰瑞和玛吉”很好。 Oh, please. "Jerry and Marge" is fine.
我们能帮你做些什么？ What can we help you with?
事情是这样的。 So here's the thing.
几年前，州彩票亏损， The state lottery was losing money a few years ago,
几乎没有人中头奖， and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot,
所以百万富翁吃了你的午餐。 so Mega Millions ate your lunch.
然后是WinFall，一切都变了。 Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes.
你们赚了几百万， You folks made millions,
在你意识到数学有缺陷之前。 before you realized there was a flaw in the math.
一开始你可能很惊慌， You probably panicked at first,
因为你知道一旦每个人都看到了， because you knew that once everybody saw it,
游戏会崩溃。 that the game would collapse.
但他们没有看到。 Except they didn't see it.
只有我和几个哈佛的孩子。 Only me and a few kids from Harvard.
这意味着我们在游戏中投入了数百万美元， Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game,
还有，孩子，把你的利润送上了屋顶。 and, boy, sent your profits through the roof.
所以，突然间，你的错误成了你的意外之财。 So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall.
我给了他那句话。 I gave him that line.
是的，她确实做了，而且是个花花公子。 Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy.
那么，你到底想要什么？ So, what exactly do you want?
透明度 Transparency.
我们希望网站显示头奖的金额。 We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot.
这可以防止任何组强制回滚。 That prevents any group from forcing a roll down.
这对任何玩游戏的人都是公平的。 Makes it fair for anybody who plays.
我们想在桑德兰的酒屋买两台机器。 And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland.
所以我们可以在一起。 So we can be together.
这是我们的黄金岁月。 These are our golden years.
我们会处理好的。 We'll take care of it.
是的，我们很快就要上演另一出戏了。 Yeah, we'll be making another play soon.
很高兴听到你这么说。是 啊很快再谈。 That's great to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.
他想从公司引进其他合伙人。 He's wants to bring in other partners from the firm.
伙计，我们可能永远都不需要真正的工作。 Dude, we might not ever need a real job.
他们发了头奖。什么 They posted the jackpot. What?
彩票改变了网站。您可以在线跟踪jackpot。 The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online.
我们不能再往下滚了。 We can't roll it down anymore.
倒霉。倒霉。 Shit. Shit.
好吧，让我们打破这个家伙。 All right, let's break this guy.
他想要一场战争？我们会给他一个。 He wants a war? We'll give him one.
你想吃玉米片吗？呃，没有。 You want some nachos? Uh, no.
是的，我来试试。 Yeah, I'll try some.
你知道，我很好。 You know, I'm good.
大家都在哪里？我们应该下注。 Where is everyone? We're supposed to be betting.
伙计，结束了。没有人想再这样做了。 Dude, it's over. Nobody wants to do it anymore.
什么为什么？我们赢了。 What? Why? We're winning.
不，我们是混蛋。 No. We're assholes.
除了你，这对任何人都不起作用。 And that doesn't work for anybody but you.
好的我会自己做的。 Fine. I'll do it on my own.
这太疯狂了。 It's gonna be insane.
疯子 Crazy.
我告诉过你我们应该。。。 I told you we should have...
-你拿到椒盐卷饼了吗？-是 啊 - Did you get the pretzels? - Yeah.
这是给你的。非常感谢。 This just came for you. Thank you.
哦最后 Oh. Finally.
薪水？ Paycheck?
好像我会为此感到兴奋。 Like I'd get excited about that.
不，国家彩票委员会。 No. State lottery commission.
他们不想和我说话， They don't want to talk to me,
但任何赢得60000以上奖金的人都会被列入公开记录。 but anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record.
你只需要提交一个请求。 You just have to submit a request.
这是我在过去六个月里画的每一幅画。 Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months.
杰拉尔德·塞尔比，每三周一次。 Gerald Selbee, every three weeks.
嗯哼。 Mmm-hmm.
泰勒·朗福德。 Tyler Langford.
相同的图纸。 Same drawings.
还有一个。 There's another one.
呵呵。 Huh.
泰勒·朗福德。泰勒·朗福德。 Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford.
好吧Tyler Langford我看到你了。 Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you.
我花过的最好的一欧元。 Best euro I've ever spent.
谢谢Raj。非常感谢。 Thanks, Raj. Thank you.
好吧，女孩。 Okay, girl.
该死！哇！ Darn! Whoa!
再试一次，甜心。 Try one more time, sweetheart.
就像袋鼠一样。 Like a kangaroo.
嘿，你能给我一千万吗？是 啊 Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil? Yeah.
1000万。 Ten mil.
干得好。非常感谢。 Here you go. Thank you.
你甚至不给自己买辆新卡车？ You won't even buy yourself a new truck?
不。这个有效。 Nah. This one works.
是吗？ Does it?
不是所有的时候。但我想这就是我喜欢它的原因。 Not all the time. But I think that's why I like it.
隐马尔可夫模型。 Hmm.
你知道吗？ You know what?
我确实买了这个。 I did buy this.
我和你一起数镍币，因为这是我能理解的。 I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood.
我不知道还有什么更好的方式和你在一起。 I didn't know a better way to spend time with you.
我只知道我想这么做。 I just knew that I wanted to.
你知道它是怎么工作的吗？ You know how it works?
好吧，我假设你创造了旋转，这给了它第三个轴， Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis,
这样风就能抵消重力。 so that the wind can offset the gravity.
是的，就是这样。就这样。 Yeah, that's it. Just like that.
想验证这个理论吗？ Wanna test that theory?
好吧 All right.
手指放在鞋带上。是 啊 Fingers on the laces. Yeah.
哦，好吧。不错。 Oh, well. Not bad.
我会解决的。我知道你会的。 I'll work it out. I know you will.
哦，就是这样。塞尔比先生？ Oh, that's it. Mr. Selbee?
玛雅·乔登。波士顿环球报。 Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
我想问你一些关于GS投资策略的问题。 I'd like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies.
那么，你和你妻子在酒店房间里数了11天的票？ So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?
是的。 Yup.
那工作太多了。 That's so much work.
嗯。 Mmm.
这看起来不像是工作。 It doesn't seem like work.
我一生都在工作。 I've worked all my life.
这是不同的。 This is different.
这是非常不同的。 This is very different.
你送来了吗？ You send it in yet?
他们帮助了整个城镇。 They helped their entire town.
问题并不是这个故事。 The flaw isn't the story.
这可不是吹牛。 Well, this can't be a puff piece.
我需要一个标题。 I need a headline.
啊。 Ah.
嗯，我们在这方面做得很好，我们不再需要比赛了。 well, we do well on this one, we won't need the game anymore.
我在想， You know, I was thinking,
如果我们要为这个镇设立一个基金， if we're going to have a fund for the town,
管理它，这将是一份全职工作。 managing it, it's gonna be a full-time job.
好 Well...
嘿，你觉得我们可以在市中心找一个像史蒂夫那样的办公室吗？ Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's?
什么 What?
我已经在他的旁边找到了一个。 I already got us one right next to his.
是吗？对 You did? Yes!
事实上，他的轻巡洋舰实际上在我们的一个停车位。 In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots.
好吧，我们必须处理好这件事。 Well, we'll have to take care of that.
什么他们正在搬出WinFall机器。 What? They're moving out the WinFall machine.
嘿，嘿！嘿嘿 Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!
嘿账单比尔，发生什么事了？ Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened?
彩票吊销了我们的执照。 The lottery suspended our license.
为什么？你没有看到那篇文章？ Why? You didn't see the article?
哦 Oh.
嘿，伙计。学校怎么样？呃，爸爸。 Hey, buddy. How's school? Uh, Dad.
你在这里干什么？你很有名。 What are you doing here? You're famous.
太棒了，天才。 Great move, genius.
走吧。收拾好你的东西。你要回家了。 Let's go. Pack up your stuff. You're coming home.
现在 Now.
高容量投注集团发现了游戏中的一个漏洞 The high-volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game
并利用了它，达到了数百万美元。 and took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars.
彩票官员对这一发现表示惊讶 Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery
并宣布他们将在今晚抽签后逐步淘汰比赛。 and announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing.
继续我们的下一个。。。 Moving on to our next...
最后一次是今天。你本可以获得最后的胜利。 The last roll down was today. You could've gotten your final win.
对但即使我们找到了打赌的地方， Yes. But even if we found a place to bet,
那感觉就不一样了。 it wouldn't have felt the same.
对他来说，这不仅仅是一场比赛。 It was more than just a game to him.
他终于可以利用自己的天赋与人沟通了。 He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.
杰瑞！ Jerry!
什么 What?
股东们今晚要开会 The shareholders are having a meeting tonight
我想知道你是否可以过来看看。 and were wondering if you could stop by.
他们不高兴吗？ Are they upset?
如果我告诉你，你就不会来了。 If I told you that, you wouldn't come.
我试图在新闻稿中回答他们所有的问题。 I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter.
我认为他们不知道如何打开新闻稿。 I don't think they know how to open the newsletter.
嗯，他们什么都不用担心。 Well, they don't have to worry about anything.
我们没有违反任何法律。 We didn't break any laws.
神圣的这是爵士音乐节？什么 Holy... It's jazz fest? What?
-杰瑞！玛姬！-呵呵。 - Jerry! Marge! - Huh.
是 啊 Yeah!
来吧 Come on!
让我们这样做吧！ Let's do this!
是 啊好吧，对吧？ Yeah! Okay, right?
杰尔和玛吉！ Jer and Marge!
你怎么。。。我们错过了决赛。 How did you... We missed the final play.
哦，不，我们没有。 Oh, no, we did not.
是的，每个人都去了商店，爸爸。整个州。 Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad. All across the state.
我们有一辆公共汽车，什么都有。 We had a bus and everything.
什么哦 What? Oh.
你不必那么做。 You didn't have to do that.
你是为我们做的。我们为什么不为你做呢？ You did it for us. Why wouldn't we do it for you?
别担心，我们把计数的部分留给你们了。 And don't worry, we left you two the counting part.
嘿Raj！ Hey, Raj!
我会帮忙的，但我数不清。 I would help, but, uh, I can't count.
是的，你可以。我会数数。我只是不喜欢数数。 Yes, you can. I can count. I just don't like to count.
杰瑞，这个小镇不仅仅是一篇报纸文章。是我们所有人。 This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry. It's all of us.
你让这座城市死而复生 And you brought this town back from the dead
当没有人能做到的时候，因为你不认为我们只是数字。 when nobody else could, because you don't think we're just numbers.
不，不。 No. No.
你是一家人。 You're family.
女士们、先生们：， Ladies and gentlemen,
请为Tori Kelly双手合十！ please put your hands together for Tori Kelly!
在你之上 Above you
轻声说“我爱你…” To whisper "I love you..."
让我们？ Shall we?
这是爵士音乐节。 It is jazz fest.
悬铃木 Sycamore tree
吻我 And kiss me
告诉我你会想我的 And tell me you'll miss me
尽可能 As can be
但我会继续，亲爱的。。。 But I linger on, dear...
嘿，史蒂夫。嘿，罗达。 Hey, Steve. Hey, Rhoda.
嘿，你知道，我一直在为你准备吃、祈祷、爱的旅行。 Hey, you know, I've been working on that Eat, Pray, Love trip for you.
我有一些很好的价格。 I got some great rates.
哦。那太令人兴奋了。非常感谢。是 啊 Ooh. That's exciting. Thank you. Yeah.
是的，当然。 Yeah, sure.
嗯，你想跳舞吗？ Um, do you want to dance?
嗯，是的。我是说，你呢？ Um, yeah. I mean, do you?
对这就是我问的原因。 Yes. That's why I asked.
正当这确实有道理。是 啊 Right. That does make sense. Yeah.
可以 Okay.
不管是什么 Whatever they be
我的。。。 Of me...
你有多想去数一数那些票？ How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets?
嗯。 Mmm.
我现在不做这件事，这让我很沮丧。 It's taking everything in me not to do it right now.
我会想念它的。是的，是的。 I'm going to miss it. Yeah, yeah.
我也是。 Me, too.
我有点希望我们中了头奖。就一次。 I kinda wish we'd won the jackpot. Just once.
在我们开始之前我就赢了头奖。 I won the jackpot before we ever started.
但我还在继续，亲爱的 But I linger on, dear
Jerry和Marge解散了我们的赌团 Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group
当WinFall游戏被淘汰的时候。 when the WinFall game was phased out.
他们用大部分彩票中奖来开办建筑贷款业务 They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business
为了埃瓦特镇。 for the town of Evart.
就像他们的许多朋友和邻居一样， Like many of their friends and neighbors,
他们还让他们的孩子和孙子孙女完成学业。 they also put their children and grandchildren through school.
我自己投资了一个非常豪华的男子洞穴。 I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave.
哇哦！啊！ Whoo! Ah!
杰瑞终于屈服了，给自己买了一辆新卡车， Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck,
实际上使用得很少， which was actually slightly used,
因为他认为这是更明智的购买。 because he calculated that was a smarter purchase.
他会知道的。 And he would know.
他的彩票计算总共赢得了2700万美元。 His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million.
好吧，我们数一数。 Okay, let's go count.
他赚了多少钱？ He made how much?