漫 威 影 业
出 品
凯文·费奇
制 片
詹姆斯·古恩
特 辑
克里斯·帕拉特
饰 星爵 / 彼得·奎尔
戴夫·巴蒂斯塔
饰 德拉克斯
凯伦·吉兰
饰 星云
庞·克莱门捷夫
饰 螳螂妹 / 曼蒂斯
范·迪塞尔
配音 格鲁特
布拉德利·库珀
配音 火箭浣熊
西恩·古恩
饰 克拉格林
乐队
迈克尔·鲁克
饰 勇度
凯文·贝肯
本色出演
VisionWanda字幕组
译制
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档源
FX正正
翻译
agnes
翻译
野草
翻译
Kokko
翻译
Maryduan
校对
IJustFeelYou
时间轴&特效
Qcumberist
压制
银河护卫队
假 日 特 辑
凯文·费奇
监制
漫 威 漫 画
故事改编自
詹姆斯·古恩
编剧兼导演
明星之家地图
寻找好莱坞大道的明星
明星之家地图
好莱坞
圣诞城堡
送给彼得
电击杀冒脸
勇度
勇度送给彼得
祝愿所有人
圣诞节快乐
♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe 宝贝 那天是平安夜 ♪
♪ In the drunk tank 在卖酒的小车旁 ♪
♪ An old man said to me 一位老人对我说 ♪
♪ Won't see another one 你不会再看到别人过来 ♪
♪ And then we sang a song 我们共同高歌 ♪
♪ The Rare Old Mountain's Dew 唱着《罕见的老山醇醪》 ♪
♪ I turned my face away 我把我的脸背过去 ♪
♪ And dreamed about you 时不时想念着你 ♪
♪ Got on a lucky one 我这把挺走运 ♪
♪ Came in eighteen to one 赌马全押对了 ♪
♪ I've got a feeling 我有一种预感 ♪
嘿 这个看着不错 Hey, this one looks good.
天啊你们在搞什么玩意儿 What in the fires of Ogord y'all think you doing?
嘿 船长 我们在...呃 你听说过圣诞节吗 Hey, Captain. We're just, uh... Have you ever heard of Christmas?
啥东西 What?
这个嘛 这在地球上可是一年一度的重大节日 Well, it's a celebration we have once a year on Earth,
每个人都会彼此交换礼物 where everybody gets presents for each other.
所以 我和克拉格林做了这个圣诞树 给每个人准备了礼物 So, me and Kraglin made this tree and we got gifts for everyone.
这是彼得的主意 It was Pete's idea.
呃... Eh...
这个是给你的 And this one here's for you.
别用你那乱七八糟的礼物糊弄我 Don't come at me with no damn gifts.
我们掠夺者想要什么就靠自己抢 What a Ravager gets, he works for.
我们不需要别人任何施舍 We ain't about no damn handouts.
我是想表达下感恩之情 It's more like a sign of appreciation.
小子 你不能过于感情用事 That sounds more like sentiment, boy.
在地球那个鸟不拉屎的地方你这样就算了 That may be okay for you mushy types on Terra,
但在这冷酷无情的太空中 这可能会害了你 but out here in the cold rigors of space, it's what'll get you killed.
还有你 你最好给我识相点 And you, you ought to know better.
现在 Now,
给我把这堆垃圾弄出去 get this crap out of here.
如果我回来还看到这堆垃圾 If it ain't out of here before I get back,
你俩今年就去给我洗厕所去 you're both gonna be cleaning the latrines for the rest of the damn year.
-但是盖夫洗得不亦乐乎 -克拉格林 你还敢顶嘴 -But that's Gef's favorite job. -You talking back now, Kraglin?
不敢 No.
我恨圣诞节 I hate Christmas!
就这样 勇度永远地毁了圣诞节 And that's how Yondu ruined Christmas forever.
这也太惨了 That is so sad.
我喜欢勇度猛踹圣诞树的那一段 I like the part where Yondu kicked over the tree.
总而言之 我刚刚看了宇宙日历 Anyways, I just saw on the Multi-calendar
地球上就快到圣诞节了 that right now on Earth, it's almost Christmastime.
所以 死去的回忆突然开始攻击我了 So, yeah, it kind of brings back some memories.
勇度说的有道理 Yondu had a point.
自打从收藏家那里买下虚无知地后 Ever since buying Knowhere from The Collector,
我们没功夫过圣诞节这种琐碎的玩意儿 we don't have time for trivialities like Christmas.
这块地方在能住人之前 还需要大规模的修整 This place needs a lot of fixing up before it's livable.
-对啊 我估计还有许多事情要干呢 -对啊 -Yeah, I reckon we've got work to do. -Yeah.
这故事太令人伤心了 That was such a heartbreaking story.
我知道 我讨厌那些皆大欢喜的故事 I know. I hate stories where everybody lives.
-谢谢 -好的 -Thank you. -Yeah.
科斯莫 你连对都对不准 你的遥感能力有什么用 Cosmo, what use is telekinesis if you can't even aim?
难道你行吗 你行你上 You wanna do it? Do it.
专心点 你个笨狗 Just concentrate, you stupid mutt.
你在干嘛 What?
你再这样指手画脚我就罢工了 I refuse to do any more work while you demean me.
行 行 对不起啦 冷静点 All right, all right. I'm sorry. Chill out.
并且 我觊觎上了你包里的那些美味零食 Also, I want one of those delicious treats in that bag.
行行行 给你 可以工作了吧 All right, that's it. Back to work.
他来了 Here he comes.
嗨 彼得 Hey, Peter.
嗨 比兹米杰杜科洛克 Oh. Hi, Bzermikitokolok.
我和我的乐队淘到了这些地球上的乐器 My bandmates and I have been mastering these old Earth instruments
并且作了一首小曲子 and working on a little ditty.
我想着你可以浅浅帮一下忙 And I thought you might be able to help us out
这也是关于你们地球的传统的 as it's about one of your Earth traditions.
-什么 -圣诞节 -Oh? -Christmas.
噢 Oh.
我对圣诞节的所有了解都是火箭告诉我的 Everything I know about Christmas, I learned from Rocket,
火箭听科斯莫说的 科斯莫听克拉格林说的 who learned from Cosmo, who learned from Kraglin,
克拉格林听你说的 who learned from you.
所以我想让这支曲子落叶归根 So I thought I might just take it back to the source
也确保我对圣诞节的理解是正确的 and make sure I understand this all correctly.
毕竟 这可是历史留名的节日啊 This is, after all, a historical document.
-好的 行 没问题 -好的 -Okay. Yeah, sure. -Okay.
太阳系中有个星球离太阳第三远 Out on the third planet closest to the sun
有个特殊的节日 听起来十分有趣 There's a special celebration And it sounds quite fun
圣诞老人会给每个人带去玩具礼物 A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
就在所谓圣诞节的这一天 On a holiday they call Christmas
这太完美了 真棒 比兹 真好听 That's perfect. Good. Bzer, good job.
现在我不会骗你 Now I'm not gonna lie
-怎么还有 -这对我来说毫无意义 -Oh, there's more. -It makes no sense to me
但此刻我发现了圣诞节的秘密 But here's what I've discovered about this Christmas mystery
我超级忙的 这也太长了吧 I'm super busy. Is this a long song?
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
圣诞老人是个毛茸茸的怪物 他有着超能力 Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers
14个小时之后 他会飞到每个人类的家中 He flies to every human home in under 14 hours
-他是个盗窃专家 -他不是 -He's a master burglar -No.
-他是个开锁高手 -也不是 -A pro at picking locks -No.
如果你不准备好牛奶和曲奇 If you don't leave milk and cookies out
他就会把便便放在你的袜子里 He will put dung in your socks
这和传说完全不一样 That is not part of the lore at all.
如果你一整个晚上都乖乖的 If you act nicely through the night
没有在床上乱蹦乱跳 And don't jump on your bed
圣诞老人带着糖果派 Santa comes with sugar plums
把它们倒扣在你头上 and hurls them at your head
但如果你是个淘气包 But if you're on his naughty list
他就会往你脚趾上射子弹 He shoots missiles at your toes
他甚至会烤熟你的板栗 He might just roast your chestnuts
-用他的超级喷火枪 -不 他没有喷火枪 -With his powerful flamethrower -No, he doesn't have a flamethrower.
驾驾驾驾驾 Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
搞得还挺酷 That's kinda cool.
鹿鹿鹿鹿鹿 Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
我不知何为圣诞 但圣诞已至 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here
-他强迫那可怖的精灵 去实现他的每一个愿望 -啥 -He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish -Huh?
其中一个想做牙医 但他现在与鱼儿同床共眠 One sought to be a dentist Now he's sleeping with the fish
圣诞婆婆一边跳钢管舞 一边打算谋害亲夫 Mrs. Claus, she works the pole Plans her man's demise
-不是 -很快精灵们都要反抗 -No! -Soon the elves will all rise up
挖出圣诞老人的眼睛 And stab out Santa's eyes
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
吼吼吼吼吼 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
地球人好古怪 Earthlings are so weird
-这确实 -我不知何为圣诞 但圣诞已至 -That's true. -I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here
吼吼吼吼吼 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
地球人好古怪 Earthlings are so weird
我不知何为圣诞 但圣诞已至 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here
我的小情人是谁 What the heck's a turtledove?
谁又让我小鹿乱撞 And who lit up that deer?
我不知何为圣诞 但圣诞已至 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here
在这儿也好 在那儿也好 Or maybe it's there Or it's somewhere
反正咱不懂 I don't know.
-你确定你是刚拿到的乐器 -谢谢虚无知地的各位 -You just got these instruments? -Thank you, Knowhere.
你有见过比这还投入的观众吗 Have you ever seen a crowd more into it?
他很喜欢 哥们 He loved it, guys.
听起来圣诞节真的很美好 It sounds like Christmas is a wonderful time,
但勇度毁掉了彼得的圣诞节 and Yondu ruined it for Peter.
我觉得我们应该做点什么 I feel like I should do something.
-为什么 -因为...你知道...我的秘密 -Why? -Because of, you know, my secret.
你是唯一一个知道的 The one only you know.
是那个你把餐厅里的一整碗扎格果都吃了嘛 That you ate the entire bowl of zarg-nuts in the commissary?
-我的另一个秘密 -你是奎尔的妹妹 -My other secret. -That you're Quill's sister?
你为什么不告诉大家真相 Why don't you just tell people the truth?
彼得的父亲 我们的父亲 谋杀了他妈妈还想着杀他 Peter's father, our father, killed his mother and tried to kill him.
我不想让他每次看到我都想起悲伤的往事 I don't want him to be reminded of that every time he sees me.
不 我说扎格果的事情 No, I meant about the zarg-nuts.
我觉得除了你没人在意扎格果 Oh. I don't think anyone cares about that but you.
可能因为我是他的妹妹吧 Maybe because I'm his sister,
我觉得我应该让彼得度过一个幸福的圣诞节 I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas.
卡魔拉走了 他很伤心 He's so sad about Gamora being gone.
如果我们给彼得一份特别棒的圣诞节礼物 Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift,
他会开心一些 it would make him happy.
我们本来可以送他扎格果的 可你吃光了 Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts, except you ate them all.
别管扎格果了 Get over the zarg-nuts!
怎样的礼物 What kind of present?
特别到让他永远不会忘记的礼物 Something special he will never forget.
或者是特别的人呢 What about someone special?
什么 What?
这么多年来 奎尔最爱谈起一个人 Over the years, Quill has talked about one person more than any other.
一位拯救过无数生命的传奇英雄 A legendary hero who has saved countless lives.
我们能把他作为礼物送给奎尔 We could give him to Quill as a present.
凯拉 嘿 亲爱的 Kyra, hey, honey.
嘿 宝贝 Hey, baby.
你们快从纽约回来吧 我等不及了 I can't wait for you guys to get back from New York.
-你买好礼物了没 -嗯嗯 -Did you get the stuff? -Yep.
我买好所有礼物了 Yeah, I got all the presents.
完美的家庭圣诞节准备就绪 Everything is set for the perfect family Christmas.
♪ I don't care what the neighbors say 我不在意邻居说什么 ♪
♪ Christmastime is near 圣诞节快到了 ♪
♪ I don't care what anyone says 我不在意别人说的话 ♪
♪ Christmas is full of cheer 圣诞节满是欢乐气氛 ♪
♪ All I know is that Santa's sleigh 我只知道圣诞老人的雪橇 ♪
♪ Is makin it's way to the U.S.A 正去往美国 ♪
♪ I wish it was Christmas today 我希望圣诞节就是今天 ♪
♪ All I know is that Santa Claus 我只知道圣诞老人 ♪
♪ Don't care about breaking no flying laws 才不在意打破航空规则 ♪
♪ I wish it was, I wish it was 我希望今天是 ♪
♪ Wish it was, wish it was, oh 希望今天是 ♪
哇哦 Wow!
我想知道哪栋房子是凯文·贝肯的 I wonder which one belongs to Kevin Bacon.
德拉克斯 他们为什么盯着我们 Drax, why are they staring?
你说你已经打开隐形装置了 对吧 You put the cloaking device on like you said you did, right?
对 Yes.
我能清清楚楚地看见你才在我面前拨了开关 I can plainly see that you just did it right now in front of me.
-我才没有 -你有 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
带你都不如带格鲁特来 I wish I brought Groot.
我们进城里问问大家凯文·贝肯在哪儿吧 So, we'll go down into the city and ask people where Kevin Bacon is.
你觉得凯文·贝肯是全世界的领袖还是只是大部分人的 Do you think Kevin Bacon is the leader of the world or just to most people?
-我觉得是所有人的 -噢 我太兴奋了 -I think everybody. -Oh! I'm so excited.
♪ I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend 我能听到转角处雪橇的铃铛响声♪
♪ Here comes the darkest end 最黑暗的尽头即将到来 ♪
♪ Christmas is here 圣诞节到了 ♪
♪ It's about nights extend into the overdraft 夜晚尽兴到透支 ♪
♪ To scrape out what is left at the end of the year 耗尽年末仅剩的一切 ♪
♪ Turn "Back to the Future" off I've seen it before 关掉《回到未来》 我已看过 ♪
♪ Maybe every year and more it's great but not again 可能每年都看 电影很棒 但别再重温 ♪
♪ What's that burning! what's that burning, my mum shrieks down 是什么在燃烧 我妈妈摸到眉毛时 ♪
♪ While she's touching up her brow 她大声尖叫 ♪
♪ For when the family arrive 家人到来 ♪
♪ And the red wine plummets down 大饮特饮 ♪
♪ and we should all be in our beds 我们应该上床睡觉 ♪
♪ But it's right wing versus left til the wings fall off out heads 可这是右翼对抗左翼 直到大家都不省人事♪
♪ And is this Christmas? 这是圣诞节吗 ♪
♪ Is this Christmas, my dear? 这是圣诞节吗 亲爱的 ♪
♪ Is this Christmas? 这是圣诞节吗 ♪
♪ Whatever happened to that festive cheer? 怎么没有愉快的节日气氛呢 ♪
看 Look.
史蒂夫 Steve!
-他为什么要逃走 -我不知道 -Why is he running away? -I don't know.
-嘿 -别 对不起 百变雄师杀了他的表弟 -Hey! -No! I'm sorry. GoBots killed his cousin.
-我要把你头给拧掉 -德拉克斯 别这么执着 -I'll rip your head off! -Drax! Stop being a bigot.
嘿 我们能拍张照吗 来吧 准备好了吗 Oh. Hey, can we get a picture? Come on, guys. Come on. Ready?
-好的 太好了 非常感谢 -谢谢 -Okay, amazing. Thank you so much. -Thank you.
我们和战争之神合影了 We got a picture with the God of War.
凯文·贝肯会在里面吗 Could Kevin Bacon be in here?
♪ Don't think I have the energy 我再无多余精力 ♪
♪ To add to my already mad rush 我已疯狂至极 ♪
♪ Just cause it's 'tis the season 因为这是假期 ♪
♪ The perfect gift for me would be 对我来说 完美的礼物是 ♪
♪ Completions and connections left from 完整无缺和去年余兴 ♪
♪ Last year, ski shop 滑雪 购物 ♪
♪ Encounter, most interesting 遇见最有趣的事 ♪
♪ Had his number but never the time 拥有他的号码 却从未有时间拨通 ♪
♪ Most of '81 passed along those lines 我大概就是这么度过1981年 ♪
♪ So deck those halls, trim those trees 布置大厅 修剪圣诞树 ♪
♪ Raise up cups of Christmas cheer 举起酒杯欢度圣诞 ♪
♪ I just need to catch my breath 我得喘口气 ♪
♪ Christmas by myself this year 今年独自度过圣诞节 ♪
拿出你们最上等的美酒 Give us your finest libations.
你有在哪儿见过凯文·贝肯吗 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere?
我怎么会知道凯文·贝肯在哪儿 Why would I know where Kevin Bacon is located?
♪ Calendar picture, frozen landscape 日历图片 冰天雪景 ♪
♪ Chilled this room for twenty-four days 在这个房间度过了寒冷的24天 ♪
♪ Evergreens, sparkling snow 常青树上挂着闪闪雪花 ♪
♪ Get this winter over with 冬天快过去吧 ♪
♪ Flashback to springtime, saw him again 突然想起春季 再次遇见他 ♪
♪ Would've been good to go for lunch 要是一起吃顿午饭该多好 ♪
♪ Couldn't agree when we were both free 我们都空闲时却无法达成一致 ♪
♪ We tried, we said we'd keep in touch 我们试过 说会保持联系 ♪
♪ Didn't, of course, 'til summertime 结果当然没有 直到夏天 ♪
♪ Out to the beach to his boat, could I join him? 到沙滩去乘他的船 我能和他一起吗 ♪
♪ No, this time it was me 不 这次是我的原因 ♪
♪ Sunburn in the third degree 三级晒伤 ♪
♪ Now the calendar's just one page 现在只剩一个月了 ♪
♪ And, of course, I am excited 我当然很兴奋 ♪
♪ Tonight's the night, but I've set my mind 今晚时机正好 但我已决定 ♪
♪ Not to do too much about it 不再为此费心 ♪
嗯 再来一杯 Mmm. More.
出来和我们一起跳舞吧 Come out and dance with us.
可怜虫才跳舞 Dancing is for people who are pathetic.
-那喝杯酒呢 -那倒是可以 -Well, how about a drink then? -Yes!
两杯龙舌兰 谢谢 Two shots of tequila, please.
我不敢相信 我们的新朋友中 I can't believe not a single one
竟然没人知道凯文·贝肯在哪儿 of our new homies know where Kevin Bacon is.
这个星球上有那么多人 There are tens of thousands of people on this planet
而我们连凯文·贝肯长什么样子都不知道 and we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like.
你们想知道凯文·贝肯住哪儿吗 You wanna know where Kevin Bacon lives?
是的 Yes.
那得40块 That's 40 bucks.
糟糕 Uh-oh.
我不知道我的钱都跑去哪儿了 I don't know where my money is.
把它送给我吧 Give it to me for free.
把你的钱都给我 Give me all your money.
德拉克斯 跑快点 Drax, move faster.
虽然这和地球上的不完全一样 It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth,
但我肯定这也能满足你的需求 but I'm sure it will serve your purpose.
那就好 现在我想开始 Good. Good. Now I'd like to get going
让玩具工厂全力运转 and have the toy shop operating full-blast
我就可以回地球过圣诞节了 so that I can return to Earth for Christmas.
因为 你知道圣诞婆婆虽然很善良 但是吧... 'Cause, you know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman. But...
圣诞老人 你不能回地球了 Santa Claus, you will never return to Earth.
慢着 Wait.
喂 有什么事儿嘛 Yeah. Can I help you?
有的 我们正在寻找传奇英雄凯文·贝肯 Yes. We are looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon.
我们正在寻找传奇英雄凯文·贝肯 We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon.
我不是已经说了嘛 德拉克斯 I just said that, Drax.
你的声音像蚊子那么细 我觉得他可能没听见你说啥 Your voice is small and mousy. I think maybe he didn't hear you.
他听见了 他可是凯文·贝肯呢 耳朵应该很灵光 He heard. He's Kevin Bacon. He's probably got great ears.
对不起 我帮不了你们 I'm sorry, guys. I can't help you.
等等 等等 But wait, wait, wait, wait.
喂 Hello?
喂 你好 人呢 Hello? Hello? Hello!
他挂了 看你做的好事 He's gone. Look what you did.
你奇奇怪怪的 搞得他都不想和我们说话 You acted weird and you made him not want to talk to us.
对不起 Sorry.
你觉得你能把我扔过去吗 如果... Do you think you can toss me over the gate if you...
疼 Ow!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
把你扔过大门啊 Tossing you over the gate.
我不是让你立刻扔 我意思是先等我准备好 I didn't mean right that second. I meant after I was ready.
我话都没说完呢 I wasn't even done talking.
一会儿说把你扔过去 一会儿又说不要扔 Toss you over the gate. Don't toss you over the gate.
自己先想好再说 Make up your mind.
哇 Whoa!
我想要这个小绿人 I want this funny man.
别拿人家东西 Don't just take stuff.
噢 Oh.
但是我猜它们放在这儿 就是送人的吧 But I guess that's what it's here for.
凯文·贝肯 Kevin Bacon!
好吧伙计们 我不知道你们怎么想的 但这么做不合适 Okay, guys, I don't know what you're thinking, but this is not cool.
这是私人住宅 This is private property.
现在你们轻轻放下我的精灵和糖果拐杖 然后离开 Now, kindly put down my elf and my candy cane and go.
我正在呼叫警察了 I'm calling the police right now.
这里是911 您有什么紧急状况 911. What's your emergency?
你得跟我们走 你可是圣诞礼物呢 You're coming with us. As a Christmas present.
这里是911 您需要我帮忙吗 喂 喂 911. Can I help you? Hello? Hello?
有两个...穿得奇奇怪怪的人闯进了我家 There's two... I don't know what they are. People in costumes.
♪ I want an alien for Christmas 圣诞礼物我想要个外星人 ♪
♪ Bring me an alien this year 今年给我买个外星人嘛 ♪
♪ I want a little green guy About three feet high 我想要个三尺高的小绿人 ♪
♪ With seventeen eyes who knows how to fly 长着十七只眼睛还会飞 ♪
♪ I want an alien for Christmas this year 今年我想要个外星人嘛 ♪
♪ I want an alien for Christmas 圣诞礼物我想要个外星人 ♪
-等等 -怎么了 -Wait. -What?
我把我的小绿人落在屋子里了 I left my little funny man back in the house.
-你说啥 -我想要回去拿小绿人 -What? -I wanna go back and get him.
但是凯文·贝肯要逃走了 But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away.
但你还拿着你的红白卷卷人呢 But you still have your swirly red and white curly man.
你是怎么会觉得这玩意儿是个人啊 How can you possibly think this is a man?
-那它是什么 -我不知道啊 一个模型 -What is it? -I don't know. A shape?
那你拿着它 我不拿我的小绿人 这公平嘛 Well, how is it fair you get to keep it and I don't?
因为我对它负责 没有把它弄丢 Because I was responsible and held on to it.
德拉克斯 你是想要给彼得爱和温暖 过好这个圣诞节呢 Drax, do you love Peter and want to save Christmas?
还是想要你的小绿人 Or do you want a little funny man?
呃... Uh...
-小绿人 -不是吧 -A little funny man. -No!
贝肯先生 我们接到您的报警电话了 Mr. Bacon. We got your 911 call.
-请你们想办法救救我把他们带走 -你好啊 -You gotta get these things away from me. -Hello.
嘿 我是警官 Hey, I'm a police officer.
我不知道你俩整得什么花活 但是别动 不然我就得开枪了 I don't know what's going on here, but you need to back up or I'll shoot.
把手举起来 不要动 Raise your hands above your head! Stop!
别打了 好痒 我要尿裤子了 Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants.
-睡吧 -嘿 -Sleep. -Hey!
-睡吧 -放开他 放开他 放开他 -Sleep. -Let him go! Let him go! Let him go!
不许动 趴下 趴下 Freeze! Get on the ground! Get on the ground!
睡吧 Sleep.
德拉克斯 你不能杀人 Drax! You can't just kill people.
啊这 没人告诉我我怎么知道啊 Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me?
你们还好吗 Are you okay?
我们没想做坏事 We are not doing anything wrong.
我们只是想带走传奇英雄凯文·贝肯 We are just taking the legendary hero Kevin Bacon,
给我们一个在圣诞节黯然神伤的朋友当礼物而已 to give him as a present to a friend who is sad about Christmas.
行吧 Okay.
这个给你 Here.
我真的很舍不得它 但把这个送你就算我们扯平了 可以吗 I really wanted this, but we're even now, okay?
可以 Sure.
这玩意儿对你们来说不是个人对吧 That doesn't look like a man to you, does it?
人 不可能 A man? No.
这就对了嘛 我朋友就是个憨憨 Of course not. My friend is being an idiot.
你自愿想跟我们一起走 You would love to come with us.
嘿 我们去哪儿啊 Hey, where are we going?
第一站 那里 First, there.
哇喔 Whoa!
有够酷 Coolness.
♪ Shoo bop, shoo bop 咻嘣咻嘣 ♪
♪ Sha la la la la 沙啦啦啦 ♪
♪ Shoo bop, shoo bop 咻嘣咻嘣 ♪
♪ I ain't got no time for it now Oh, no, no 我已无暇顾及当下 ♪
♪ I got to make this holiday glow 我要这个假期光彩夺目 ♪
♪ Like a lightbulb 就像灯泡一样闪亮 ♪
你是方茨的朋友吗 Are you friends with the Fonz?
-谁 -方茨啊 -Who? -The Fonz.
-方茨啊 他就跟你一样是个英雄 -你们俩组过队吗 -Fonz. He's a hero, like you. -Have the two of you ever had a team-up?
嗯哼 其实方茨的真名是亨利·温克尔 Oh. Well, the Fonz's real name is Henry Winkler.
噢对 我的确认识他 他是个很好的人 And, yeah, I do know him. He's a very nice guy.
你觉得一起吃晚饭算组队吗 Would you consider grabbing dinner, like, one time a team-up?
不 一起吃饭可不算组队 No. Eating together is not a team-up.
跟我们讲讲 为了拯救小镇像傻子一样跳舞是什么感觉 Tell us, what was it like when you had to save a small town by dancing like an idiot?
噢 那不是真的我啦 Oh. Well, that wasn't me.
那是我在电影《浑身是劲》里 That was a character that I played,
演的一个角色叫伦·麦科马克 Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose.
什么东西 What?
那你在树林里打败 What about when you fought and defeated
那个超级强壮的蒙面杀手杰森·沃赫斯又是怎么回事 the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods?
对啊 Yeah.
那也一样不是我 只是一个我扮演过的角色 Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played.
他也没有真的杀了杰森 And he didn't actually kill Jason.
他脖子只是被一支箭捅穿了 He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow.
就是这样 Yeah.
他只是个演员 他并没有拯救过任何人 He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone.
-但是演员都是讨厌鬼啊 -就是 -But actors are repugnant. -I know.
他们扮演别人的时候真让人恶心难受 They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else.
不 表演是一份精彩的职业 No. Acting is a wonderful profession.
做演员让我的生活不再单调 I mean, you don't get to live just one life,
当演员可以体会各种各样的生活... you get to live so many lives...
我们给奎尔找了个最差劲的礼物 We got Quill the worst gift ever.
一个恶心的演员 A disgusting actor!
今天就是我这辈子最悲惨的一天 This is the worst day of my life!
我们把这个圣诞节毁得比勇度更彻底 We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu.
彼得离开地球的时候还是个孩子 他的回忆都是乱的 Peter was a child when he left Earth. His memory is all screwed up.
他都不能把事情记清楚 He doesn't remember things right.
凯文·贝肯 你得假装自己是个真正的英雄 Kevin Bacon, you have to pretend you're an actual hero,
否则这个圣诞节就毁了啊 or else Christmas is doomed.
天啊 兄弟 Blimey, mate.
我恨不得马上把那些沙滩上的纳粹杂种给弄死 I can't wait to storm them Nazis on the beach.
-你在说什么啊 -我是个英雄 不是吗 -What are you doing? -I'm a hero, ain't I then?
我是二战期间英军的列兵 I'm a private in the British Army during World War II.
别这样 就用你平常的语调说话就行 No. Just your regular voice.
噢 好的 可以 我明白了 Oh. Okay. Yeah, sure, fine.
你们好啊 我是蝙蝠侠 Hello. I'm the Batman.
我是说 你好 我是布鲁斯·韦恩 I mean, hello. I'm Bruce Wayne.
布鲁斯·韦恩是谁啊 Who is Bruce Wayne?
不要这样 不要演其他人 No! Don't be someone else.
做凯文·贝肯就好 只不过不要这么逊就好了 Be Kevin Bacon, but, like, if you didn't suck!
说得好啊 That's something.
太诡异了 要是平常我都生气了 How weird. 'Cause, like, normally, it would really piss me off,
但现在我说不上来 but I don't know.
不知道咋回事 我只感觉好开心 Right now, for some reason, I just feel really great about all of it.
嗯 Hmm.
我们讨厌你 We hate you.
♪ We watch the children playing 我们看孩子们在圣诞树旁 ♪
♪ Beside the Christmas tree 开心地玩耍 ♪
♪ Presents are wrapped up It's beautiful 精美包装好的礼物将圣诞树点缀得十分美丽 ♪
♪ And secretly the gifts you hide 你藏起来的小礼物 ♪
♪ The fun awaits for you inside 屋里是为你准备的惊喜 ♪
♪ Christmastime has come 圣诞节到了 ♪
♪ There'll be toys for everyone 每个人都有自己心爱的玩具 ♪
♪ 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 因为圣诞节已经到来 ♪
♪ I remember dreaming 我记得我曾梦着 ♪
♪ Wishing, hoping, praying for this day 盼望着 期待着 心心念念等待圣诞节的来到 ♪
♪ Now I sit and watch them 而现在我坐着 ♪
♪ The little ones I love 看着那些心爱的小家伙 ♪
♪ So excited by the way 圣诞节让他们如此激动 ♪
♪ Christmastime has come 圣诞节已经到了 ♪
♪ There'll be toys for everyone 每个人都有自己心爱的玩具 ♪
♪ 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 因为圣诞节已经到来 ♪
♪ And now the word is given 已经把祷告说完 ♪
♪ It's time to peer inside 现在该仔细看一看了 ♪
这是真的吗 Are you kidding me?
♪ It's time to let the toys out 是时候拿出心爱的礼物 ♪
♪ So anxious for your look of joy and delight 多期待看到你喜悦的面容 ♪
圣诞快乐 彼得 Merry Christmas, Peter.
这是我和德拉克斯 还有我们大家 From me and Drax and, you know,
为你准备的圣诞节 all of us, really.
♪ Christmastime has come 圣诞节已至 ♪
♪ There'll be toys for everyone 每个人都有自己心爱的玩具 ♪
♪ 'Cause Christmastime has come 因为圣诞节已至 ♪
♪ For you 为你而来 ♪
♪ Christmastime has come 圣诞节已至 ♪
♪ There'll be toys for everyone 每个人都有自己心爱的玩具 ♪
♪ 'Cause Christmastime has come 因为圣诞节已至 ♪
♪ For you 为你而来 ♪
我的天呐 大家 Oh! You guys.
你们都准备了啥啊 What did you do?
嗯 呃 有人吗 我要昏过去了 Hey, uh, guys, I'm about to pass out.
这里面没空气呼吸的啊 There's no air in here.
来啦 Ta-da!
你就是彼得了吧 圣诞快乐 You must be Pete. Merry Christmas!
凯文·贝肯 他不是个废物 他很棒 It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great.
我们一点都不讨厌他 We don't hate him at all.
你们干了些啥 What'd you do?
-怎么了 -你们都干了些啥啊 -What? -What did you do?
我们把凯文·贝肯弄来给你当礼物啊 We got you Kevin Bacon as a present.
你们给我抓个大活人来当礼物 You got me a human being as a present?
对你这样啥都不缺的人来说 What better gift for the guy who has everything
还有什么礼物比一个大活人更好的吗 than an actual human living person?
-这不是圣诞礼物 这是人口绑架 -对嘛 -This isn't a Christmas gift! This is human trafficking! -Yes!
-这主要还是德拉克斯的主意 -没错 -It was mostly Drax's idea. -It was.
嘿彼得 我得替他们说句公道话 Hey, Pete, I got to stick up for these guys,
因为说实话 because to tell you the truth,
我对此也深感惊讶 I am totally stoked about the whole thing, man.
-你对他催眠了 是不是 -可能吧 我记不清了 -You used your powers on him, didn't you? -Maybe. I can't remember.
赶紧把凯文·贝肯叫醒 Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now!
做你自己就好 Just be what you really are.
兄弟冷静 我们不会伤害你的 Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you.
-这只浣熊会说话 -我要杀了你 不许这么叫我 -That's a talking raccoon. -I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that!
喂 Whoa!
先生先生 我在这里 Sir, sir, sir. Right here, right here.
克拉格林 准备发动鲍伊号把他送回地球 Kraglin, prepare The Bowie for his transport back to Earth.
遵命 船长 Aye, Captain.
贝肯先生 非常抱歉 这真的很尴尬 Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry. This is really embarrassing.
我知道你和你的家人都很担心 I know you're worried sick and your family is, too.
-我们马上就送你回家 -我是格鲁特 -We're gonna get you back home immediately. -I am Groot.
哦 你现在觉得不该这么做了 Oh. Suddenly you thought it was a bad idea all along?
-我是格鲁特 -兄弟 你刚刚还不是这样的 -I am Groot. -Dude, I literally just saw you wheel him out in front of everybody.
我会放你走的 凯文·贝肯 别乱跑 I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run.
-你不会跑吧 -不跑不跑 -You're not gonna run? -No, no. No, no, no.
-去把凯文·贝肯抓过来 -没问题 -Go get Kevin Bacon. -I've got it.
-别杀了他 -你跑不过我的 贝肯 -Don't kill him. -You can't outrun me, Bacon!
嘿 那个人是一株植物 Hey, that man was a plant.
哦 格鲁特 他只是个孩子 很抱歉吓到你了 Oh, Groot? He's just a kid. Sorry about all this stuff.
你头上那个是什么 What's that on your head?
可以控制飞箭的设备 That is a device for controlling a flying arrow.
但我还没运用熟练 But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet.
我知道你肯定很震惊 I know this must all be a shock to you,
但他们这么做只是因为你对彼得来说很重要 but it's only 'cause you mean a great deal to Pete that they've done it.
彼得从小到大并没有受到过很多关爱 Pete didn't have much to love growing up, but one thing he did love
但他却很爱跟我们讲你的事 was telling us all stories about you.
-我 -你用跳舞拯救了一个城市 -Me? -You saved a town through dancing.
有一次彼得用跳舞拯救了整个宇宙 真的 And once, Pete saved the whole galaxy with dancing. For real.
是你教会了他如何成为一个英雄 You taught him how to be a hero,
而他现在可能已经成为这世上最伟大的英雄了 and now he might just be the greatest hero alive.
螳螂妹和这些蠢货 只是希望... Mant and these dopes, they was just...
你能让他重新感受到圣诞节的喜乐而已 hoping you'd bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart, is all.
噢 Whoa!
这儿怎么能收到信号的 How on earth do you get reception up here?
外面有几个还算不错的卫星 Couple of good satellite dishes out front
揽收四亿光年以内的任何信号都不在话下 will get you anything within about 400 million light-years.
嘿 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
宝贝 你在家吗 Baby. Are you at the house?
哦不 我和几个朋友在一起 Yeah, no, I'm just with some friends.
哦好吧 你什么时候回家 Oh, okay. Well, what time do you think you'll be home?
嘿 我稍微晚点回来可以吗 Hey, would it be okay if I'm just a little bit late?
我的朋友们需要恶补一些关于圣诞节的知识 I got some friends here that kind of need to learn about Christmas.
当我们出生时 都是被宠爱着的 When we are born We are swaddled and snuggled
人们会轻声细语的对我们说话 逗弄拥抱 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled
当我们长大后 事情开始变得复杂 When we grow up things get muddled
这时候圣诞节来临 And here it is Christmastime
你会为了一块美味的桃子派而停下脚步么 Will you stop by for a piece of delicious peach pie?
当我告诉你圣诞愿望的时候 While I tell you my yuletide wishes
你可以帮忙洗洗盘子 You can help me do the dishes
因为这就是圣诞节 'Cause here it is Christmastime
我们都希望能有这样一个人 And we all want someone
深爱着我们 无条件地拥抱我们 Who will love us and hold us
在那些寒冷刺骨的深夜 To curl up alongside
能够彼此依偎取暖 When nights are the coldest
我们都希望能有这样一个人 And we all want someone
拥抱 亲吻我们 Who will hug us and kiss us
我圣诞节唯一想要的就是你 All I want is you for Christmas
让我们重拾节日的精神 Let us examine the holiday spirit
让我们听到孩子们的歌唱 Let the small kids sing so we can all hear it
点起壁炉 围火而坐 Light up a fire and pull the chair near it
-因为这就是圣诞节呀 -巴基的手臂 -'Cause here it is Christmastime -Bucky's arm?
我们都希望能有这样一个人 We all want someone
-圣诞节快乐 -深爱着我们 无条件拥抱我们 -Merry Christmas. -Who will love us and hold us
在那些寒冷刺骨的深夜 To curl up alongside
能够彼此依偎取暖 When nights are the coldest
我们都希望能有这样一个人 And we all want someone
拥抱 亲吻我们 Who will hug us and kiss us
我圣诞节唯一想要的就是你 All I want is you for Christmas
当我们出生时 都是被宠爱着的 When we are born we are swaddled and snuggled
人们会轻声细语的对我们说话 逗弄拥抱 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled
当我们长大后 事情开始变得复杂 And when we grow up things get muddled
这时候圣诞节来临 And here it is Christmastime
我们都希望能有个人 And we all want someone
深爱着我们 无条件拥抱我们 Who will love us and hold us
在那些寒冷刺骨的深夜 To curl up alongside
能够彼此依偎取暖 When nights are the coldest
我们都希望能有这样一个人 And we all want someone
拥抱 亲吻我们 Who will hug us and kiss us
我圣诞节唯一想要的就是你 All I want is you for Christmas
-这简直是最棒的圣诞节 -哦 快过来 -The best Christmas ever. -Oh, come on. Bring it in.
好了 好了 Okay. All right.
爱你们 Love you, guys.
-我们爱你 凯文·贝肯 -再见 凯文·贝肯 -We love you, Kevin Bacon. -Bye, Kevin Bacon.
回见了 凯文·贝肯 See you, Kevin Bacon.
-我们爱你 凯文·贝肯 -嘿 复活节见 -We love you, Kevin Bacon. -Hey, I'll see you at Easter.
哇 看来并不是所有演员都是混球 Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit.
真不敢相信你们为我做了这么多 为什么 I can't believe you guys did all of that for me. I mean, why?
-什么为什么 -你们为什么要大老远跑到地球只为了... -Why what? -Why would you go to the trouble of going all the way to Earth to...
绑架凯文·贝肯 abduct Kevin Bacon?
克拉格林告诉我们 勇度是怎么搞砸了你的圣诞节 Kraglin told us the story about how Yondu ruined Christmas.
所以我们想为你重塑个美好的圣诞节 So we wanted to save it for you.
我不确定克拉格林是否了解这故事的全部 I'm not sure Kraglin knows how that story ended.
真好 That is so sweet.
这就是勇度 That's Yondu.
我想为你做些特别的事儿 因为... I guess I just wanted to do something special for you, because, well...
什么 What?
你的父亲 彼得 Your father, Peter.
他可能... He might be...
伊戈吗 他可能什么 Ego? He might be what?
他可能... He might be...
他也是我的父亲 He is my father, too.
等等 所以你是我的妹妹 Wait. So does that make you my sister?
曼蒂斯 这是我收到过最好的圣诞礼物 Mantis, that's the greatest Christmas gift I could ever get.
-圣诞节快乐 曼蒂斯 -圣诞节快乐 彼得 -Merry Christmas, Mantis. -Merry Christmas, Peter.
♪ I could have been someone 我本能成就一番大业 ♪
♪ Well, so could anyone 哦好吧 那所有人都能 ♪
♪ You took my dreams from me when I first found you 第一次遇见你 就夺走了我所有梦想 ♪
♪ I kept them with me, babe 我存留在心 宝贝 ♪
♪ I put them with my own 将其与我的一起珍藏 ♪
♪ Can't make it all alone 独自一人定无法实现 ♪
♪ I've built my dreams around you 我的所有美好都与你有关 ♪
♪ The boys of the NYPD choir 纽约警局合唱团的男孩们 ♪
♪ Still singing Galway Bay 还在歌唱着戈尔韦湾 ♪
♪ And the bells are ringing out 圣诞节的钟声 ♪
♪ For Christmas Day 在耳边响起 ♪
-别啊格鲁特 -格鲁特又把圣诞节搞砸了 -Oh, come on, Groot! -Groot ruined Christmas again.
现在我们只能再拍一部特辑了 Now we got to have another special.