星光闪耀 星光炫彩 Star light, star bright,
唯此星辰 耀我夜籁 first star I see tonight,
许我所想 祈我所愿 I wish I may, I wish I might
此夜吾将 心愿实现 have this wish I wish tonight.
（这是一个童话故事...）
很久很久以前 Once upon a time,
一颗许愿星从天而降 a Wishing Starfell from the sky.
炙烤着大地 万木焦灼 Scorching a great woods black.
黑暗森林就此诞生了 The Dark Forest was born,
许愿星就藏在黑暗森林中央 the Wishing Star hiddenat its center,
孕育着新的广袤生命 filling it with new life,
它还封藏着一个愿望 and the legend of a single wish locked away in the star,
静待许愿者的到来 waiting to be granted.
穿靴子的猫：最后的愿望
靴猫！ Puss in Boots!
靴猫！靴猫！ Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!
欢迎来到我的盛会！ Welcome to my fiesta!
不必客气 一切自便 Make yourselves at home, yeah.
来吧各位 吃好 Come on, eat.
喝好 Drink up.
朋友们 Hey! Hola, amigo.
很高兴再次见到你们 Good to see you again.
爸爸 他踩了我的脸！ Papa, he stepped on my face!
我们再也不洗脸了！ And we will never wash it again.
科洛多瓦的人民们 People of Cordova...
呃 是德尔玛 It's Del Mar.
德尔玛的人民们 People of Del Mar...
接受我金光闪闪的馈赠吧 accept this golden gift from Puss in Boots.
唱首歌吧！ Play a song!
不不不 我不会唱 No, no, no. I couldn't.
唱吧Puss 唱一个 Sing, Puss, sing!
哎呀 这不太好吧 Nah, I couldn't possibly...
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favorite fearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的 Who is your favorite
无畏英雄？ Fearless hero?
是谁准备好卷入麻烦 Who's brave and ready for trouble?
是你！是你！ You are, you are
是谁谦逊得令人难以置信 Who's sound believably humble?
是你！是你！ You are, you are
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favorite fearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的 Who is your favorite
无畏英雄 Fearless hero? ...
谁是掷骰子的神童 Who's the gato who rolls the dice
用自己的生命做赌注 And gambles with his life?
谁是刀锋下的幸存者 Who's never been touched by a blade?
穿靴子的猫从不感到畏惧 Puss in Boots is never afraid
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favoritefearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的 Who is your favorite
无畏英雄 Fearless hero?
我的衣服！ My clothes.
我的假发！ My wig.
我的肖像！ My portrait!
嘿 州长大人 Hey, Governor.
呃 稍等我一下 Uh, one second.
法外狂徒 穿靴子的猫！ The outlaw, Puss in Boots.
（通缉 穿靴子的猫 死活不论）
欢迎！我的家就是你的家 Welcome! Mi casa es su casa.
不 你的“家”本来就是我的家！ No, su casa es mi casa.
逮捕这些肮脏的农夫 Arrest these filthy peasants
然后把靴猫的脑袋给我取来！ and bring me the head of Puss in Boots!
嘿！这可是个派对！ Hey! This is a party!
音乐怎么能停 Where is the music?
他是正义的利刃 剑指邪恶 He's the blade of justice,stands up against evil
为人民而战 Fighting for the people
并且英俊潇洒 And he's very good-looking
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favorite fearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的 Who is your favorite
无畏英雄 Fearless hero?
穿靴子的猫 Puss in Boots
穿靴子的猫一向能从刀锋下脱身 Puss in Boots has never been touched by a blade.
-一向能脱身 -但你呢 - Never been touched -But you?
扒了那只猫的皮！ Skin that cat!
州长大人 来点喜庆的吧 Governor, lighten up.
愚蠢的守卫 狗狗堆对猫咪不起作用 Silly guards,dog piles don't work on cats.
我滴个喵啊 Holy frijoles.
你吵醒了德尔玛沉睡的巨人 You awoke the sleeping giant of Del Mar!
欧耶 我在飞 Whee! I'm flying!
不 你这不是在飞 No, you are not flying.
我会救你的 I will save you!
也救救我吧 Save me, too!
呃 如果我顺手的话 If it's convenient.
你 把我发射出去 You, launch me.
其他人 接着奏乐接着舞 And the rest of you,play double time.
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favorite fearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的 Who is your favorite
无畏英雄 Fearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favorite fearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的 Who is your favorite
无畏英雄 Fearless hero?
十指连心剑！ Spanish Splinter.
谢谢 Gracias.
够胆的话 就畏惧我 Fear me, if you dare.
喂 大巨人 Hey, giant!
向穿靴子的猫... Pray for mercy from...
祈求宽恕吧 Puss in Boots!
你想看点厉害的东西吗 Hey, you want to see something cool?
谢谢 德尔玛 Gracias, Del Mar.
你们表现很棒 You have been great!
回去路上小心 Get home safely.
-晚安 -靴猫！ - Good night.- Puss in Boots!
靴猫！靴猫！ Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Puss in Boots...
你们还在这啊 You're still here?
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
再来一首 One more number.
下一首叫作 “传奇永不落-”... I call this one"The Legend Will Never Die..."
靴猫 Puss in Boots!
Puss 醒醒 Puss? Puss.
靴猫 Puss in Boots.
我 我这是在哪 Uh, where am I?
别担心 你会得到很好的照顾 Not to worry.You're in good hands.
我的照顾！ My hands!
我是这村子的医生 I am the village doctor.
也是村里的理发师、兽医 I am also the village barber,veterinarian,
牙医和巫师 dentist and witchfinder.
以我的专业看法 你需要洗个澡 And in my professional opinion,you need a wash,
吹一吹 再修剪一下后腿的毛发 a blowout and a little trimaround the hindquarters.
这是我作为理发师的意见 That's my professionalbarber opinion.
但作为医生 But, putting on my doctor's hat,
我认为你需要进行一些检查 I think we need to run a few tests.
首先 膝跳反射 All right. Reflexes.
像猫一样 Catlike.
再量个体温 Temperature.
抬起你的尾巴 放松 Now lift your tail and relax.
相信我 我很好 Trust me, I run hot. Yep.
那么 想试试最新的现代医疗技术吗 Then how about the latestin modern medical technology?
水蛭 Leeches!
可以吸出邪恶的体液 To draw out the evil humors.
随你吧 我可得多来点 Suit yourself. More for me.
听着 医生 Uh, listen, Doctor.
谢谢你的帮助 但我现在感觉很好 Thanks for everything, you know,but I am feeling great.
身强力壮 像头牛一样 看到了吗 Strong, like a bull! You know?
好了 你知道有什么好地方 可以吃到凉拌菜吗 Now, do you know a good placeto get some gazpacho?
靴猫 这很严肃 Please. This is serious.
怎么了 What is it?
我该怎么跟你说呢 Puss in Boots,how do I say this?
你死了 You died.
医生 不 Doctor, please.
放轻松 我可是穿靴子的猫 Relax! I am Puss in Boots.
我当面嘲笑死亡 I laugh at death.
就像这样 You see?
再说了 我可是猫 And anyway, I am a cat.
我有九条命 I have nine lives.
那你现在用了几条？ And how many timeshave you died already?
呃 我不知道 Uh... I don't know.
我从来不数数 I never counted.
我数学不太好 你懂吧 I am not really a math guy,you know?
-猫咪！ -冷静点 医生 - Gato.- Take it easy, Doctor.
我想想 呃 Let's see, uh...
潘洛纳的公牛算一次... There was the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
你好啊 女士 Hola, señorita.
你喜欢凉拌菜吗 Do you like gazpacho?
伙计们 看来今天不是你们的幸运夜呀 Guess it's not your night, huh, fellas?
我告诉你们 I am telling you,
猫永远能四脚着地 a cat always lands on his feet.
看着 Watch.
不 靴猫不需要监护 No. Puss in Boots doesn't need a spotter.
看着 Watch.
这样就不需要港口了 No need to pull into port.
这将彻底改变旅行 This will revolutionize travel.
看着 Watch.
不好意思 这里头有贝类海鲜吗 Uh, excuse me.Does this have shellfish in it?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
好吧 Eh.
Puss 我觉得你把烤箱温度设太高了 Puss, I think you set the oven too high.
我可是烘焙大师 看着 I am a master of the baking.Watch.
然后今天有个巨人 And then there was the giant today.
所以是多少来着 四条命？ So, what is that?Like, uh, uh, four?
你用掉八条命了 Puss That makes eight, Puss.
这是你最后一条命 You are down to your last life.
我的处方就是 你不能再冒险了 My prescription:no more adventures for you.
你需要退休 You need to retire.
我 退休？ Me? Retire?
你还是村里的喜剧演员还是怎么地 Are you the village comedian as well?
Puss 你有什么安全的地方可以去吗 Puss, is there any safe place you can go?
在这种时候 Any special someone you can rely on
有谁可以让你依靠吗 in this moment of need?
我可是穿靴子的猫 我人见人爱 I am Puss in Boots,loved by one and all.
有特别的那个人吗 Anyone in particular?
我是说 选择那么多 我很难从中选一个啊 I mean, uh,how could I possibly choose?
这是露娜婆婆的地址 This is the addressof Mama Luna.
她是个猫奴 She is a cat fancier,
一直在寻找新的宠物猫 always on the look out for a new lap cat.
-你在那会很安全 -宠物猫？ - You will be safe there.- Lap cat?
我可不是宠物猫 医生 I am no lap cat, Doctor.
我是穿靴子的猫！ I am Puss in Boots!
今时不同往日了 Not anymore.
这是理发师的命令 Barber's orders.
我是说 这是医嘱 I mean, doctor's orders.
记住 Puss 死神会找上我们所有人 And remember, Puss,death comes for us all.
小点心 吃吗 Treat?
你真得改改你对待病人的态度 You've really got to work on your bedside manner.
搞笑 我可是穿靴子的猫 Ha. I am Puss in Boots.
我才不是谁的宠物猫 I am no one's lap cat.
那个医生真是个魔怔的庸医 That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.
他就该老老实实剪他的头发 He should stick to cutting hair.
最后一杯了 靴猫 Last call, Señor Boots.
再来杯奶油 要打满 Another glass of cream.Make it your heaviest.
我把好东西都放在后头了 Oh, I keep the heavy stuffin the back.
“退休” "Retire."
你长这么英俊 怎么能退休 You are too good-looking to retire.
瞧瞧 Well, well.
这不是穿靴子的猫嘛 If it isn't Puss in Boots himself.
活生生的本人 In the flesh.
呃 你好 Uh, hey.
那可是顶声名远扬的帽子 还有那羽毛 There's the famous hat,the feather
当然 还有那双靴子 and, of course, the boots.
我对你的鞋匠表示敬意 My compliments to your cobbler.
谢谢 Thanks.
呃 也很高兴见到你 Uh, good to meet you, too.
嘿 我从没这样做过 但你能给我签个名吗 Hey. I never do this,but can I get your autograph?
我跟了你很长时间了 Been following you for a long time.
（通缉 穿靴子的猫 死活不论）
就签在这吧 Sign right there.
（死亡）
靴猫当面嘲笑死亡... Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death,
赏金猎人 bounty hunter.
我也是这么听说的 So I've heard.
你会发现你的赏金没那么好拿 You will find your reward does not come easily.
我告诉你 This I tell you.
每个人都认为他们能打败我 Everyone thinks they'll bethe one to defeat me,
但目前为止 没有人从我手里逃走过 but no one's escaped me yet.
好吧 All right.
让我们了结这一切吧 Let's get it over with.
够胆的话 就畏惧... Fear me, if you da...
好吧 不胡闹了 Okay, no more messing around.
愚钝 草率 可悲 Slow. Sloppy. Sad.
你远没有传说的那么厉害 猫咪 You're notliving up to the legend, gato.
我喜欢恐惧的气息 I just love the smell of fear.
怎么了 What's the matter?
眼前闪过前几世的走马灯吗 Lives flashing before your eyes?
捡起来 Pick it up.
捡 起 来 PICK IT UP.
跑吧 跑吧 小猫咪 Corre, corre, gatito.
你为什么离开？ Por qué te vas?
如果我们有这么多回忆 Si tejimos tantos recuerdos
你为什么离开？ Por qué te vas?
当一切都 Cuando todo era
这么完美 Tan perfecto
你为什么离开？ Por qué te vas?
如果你是我的一部分 Si eres parte de mí
没有你陪伴 Cómo seguire sin ti?
难以想象 No se concebirlo.
我已经配不上这身衣服了 I am no longer worthy.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
今天 我们集中在这里 We are gathered here today
向靴猫永别 to say goodbye to Puss in Boots.
任何语言 都无法形容失去他的遗憾 There are no words to express such a loss.
谢谢 Thank you.
但不试着描述一下 就太罪过了 But it would be a crime not to try.
他在这片土地上有许多名字 He was known across the land by many names.
危险小猫咪 The Stabby Tabby.
猫皇 El Macho Gato.
牛奶品鉴家 The Leche Whisperer.
对一些人来说 他是法外之徒 To some, an outlaw.
对更多人来说 他是英雄 To more, a hero.
对所有人来说 他是一个传奇 To all, a legend.
我是对的 I was right.
这绝对是言语无法形容的遗憾 Words were not enough.
但一首歌也许可以 But perhaps a song.
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favoritefearless hero?
谁是你最喜欢的... Who is your favorite
...无畏英雄？ Fearless hero?
是你 是你 You were, you were.
我告诉过你们这些卫生部的人 I told you health department people,
这里没有猫！ there are no cats here!
喵？ Meow?
你不是卫生部的 对吧 小可爱 You're not from the health department, are you?
不 你不是 我们最好快点带你进来 No, you're not.We better get you inside
因为宝贝 他们总是在监视这里 because, baby,they are always watching.
我是露娜婆婆 这是我的家 I am Mama Luna,and this is my home.
现在也是你的家了 And now it's your home, too.
你永远的家 Your forever home.
小猫洗澡澡 Kitty gets a bath
小猫洗香香 The kitty gets a bath
Hi-ho the...
我猜你一直都没有名字 I bet you never even had a name.
但你猜怎么着 我有个完美的名字给你 But you know what, I have thought of something perfect.
我要叫你... I shall call you...
小黄瓜！ Pickles!
原住民们 Brother cats, sister kitties,
来见见你们的新室友 meet your new roommate.
打个招呼吧 小黄瓜 Say hello, Pickles.
喵？是吧 Meow, eh?
干嘛 我说错什么了吗 What? Did I say something salty?
这不是我的母语 It's my second language.
这蠢手套 Stupid mittens.
从我身上下去 Get off me.
结束了 This is the end
朋友 是的 结束了 Amigo, sí, el fin
哦 不 Oh, no.
结束了 This is the end
最后的... Ultimo...
这是人用的 小黄瓜 This is a person potty, Pickles.
那才是你用的 That's your potty.
好吧 这就是我的尊严死去的地方 So this is where dignity goes to die.
这一切... De todo lo que está de pie
不 休想 No, no way.
结束了 The end
我永远无法... I'll never...
想象到 Imaginate cómo sera
失去的自由 Sin limite, con libertad
喵 Meow.
极度需要 Desperately in need
谁来把我 Of some stranger's hand
拯救出这绝望的地方 In a desperate land
结束了 This is the end.
你闻到味儿了？ You got the scent?
这些脚印太小 These are too small,
这些脚印太大 and these are too big.
但这些... But these ones...
这些脚印 刚刚好 these ones are just right.
（通缉 金发女和三只熊 犯罪家族）
熊宝 追踪那只猫 Baby! Track that cat.
呃 注意着点行吗 Uh. Do you mind?
没看我在吃东西呢 I'm trying to eat here.
我是说 喵 还是什么的 随便吧 I mean, meow. Whatever.
噢 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
噢噢噢 你是会说话的猫？ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.You're a talking cat?
我也是会说话的猫 I'm a talking cat.
我们聊聊天吧 Let's talk.
我宁愿吃东西 I'd rather eat.
喔 没关系 Oh, not a problem.
我们可以一边吃一边说 We can eat and talk at the same time.
我不会说英语 No hablo inglés.
你说西班牙语？我也是！ Hablas español?! Yo también!
你哪来的 喜欢午睡吗 !Ah! De dónde eres? Te gustan las siestas?
我也不说西班牙语 I don't speak Spanish, either.
你真幽默 You're funny.
-好吧 聊得很愉快 -喂喂 等等 - Uh... okay. Good talk.- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.
小黄瓜？这是你的名字？ Pickles? Is that your name?
我还没有名字呢 也没有家 Me, I don't have a name or a home.
（通缉 寻找领养）
无意冒犯 但你长得不像小黄瓜 So, I'm no expert, but you don't look like a Pickles.
你长得都不像一只猫 Well, you don't look like a cat.
好吧好吧 Okay, okay, okay.
实话告诉你 我不是猫 Full disclosure: I'm not a cat.
-我是一只狗 -你好啊 小邦 - I'm a dog.- Hi, Bon Bon.
喵 Meow.
喔 小黄瓜交新女朋友了 真不错 Oh, Pickles hasa new girlfriend? Okay.
我住在门廊下 I live under the porch.
那里有点孤独 It can get a little lonely down there.
主要是由老鼠和蜈蚣掌管 It's mostly controlled by the rats and the centipedes,
但我有个属于自己的角落 but I have my own little corner.
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
我来这是为了找吃的 还有找朋友 I just come up here for the food and the friends.
主...主要还是找吃的 Mostly... mostly the food.
求你别说出去 我很需要这个 Please don't tell anyone.I need this.
我不会说的 我不在乎 I won't tell. I don't care.
所以 你会帮我保守秘密？ So you'll keep my secret?
朋友间的秘密 A secret between friends?
不是朋友 就只是保守秘密 Just a secret.
你真有意思 虽然我们已经是最好的朋友了 It's funny... despite all this best friend bonding,
但你对我来说仍然很神秘 小黄瓜 you're still a mystery to me,Pickles.
你有什么故事？ What's your story?
我的故事... My story...
我们在看什么东西 What are we looking at?
都结束了 Is over.
别哭呀 Oh, no.
想揉揉我的肚子吗 Want to rub my belly?
嗯哼 Hmm?
这是在做什么 What-what's happening?
-揉揉嘛 -饶了我吧 - Rub.- Hard pass.
揉一揉嘛 我需要练习一下 Come on, rub.I need the practice.
总有一天 我会成为一只治疗犬 I'm gonna be a therapy dog someday.
你在说什么鬼话 What the hell are you talking about?
很高兴你问了 I'm glad you asked.
当人们难过的时候 就可以揉揉我的肚子 When people feel bad,they can rub my belly.
这会让他们好受点 快 揉揉我的肚子 It'll make 'em feel better.Rub my belly.
-不要 -来嘛 揉一下 - No. No.- Come on, rub it.
-想都不要想 -揉嘛 - Not happening. No.- Rub it.
让我说清楚 Let me be clear.
我不想碰你的肚子 好吗 I don't want to touch your belly, okay?
好的 那你想做什么？ Okey doke.So, what do you want?
我想一个人待着 I want to be left alone.
呃啊 你回来了 Ugh, you're back.
我从来没离开过 Oh, I never left.
那头狼 他找到我了 The wolf. He found me.
你好 女士 Hello, missus.
我们在找一只猫 We're looking for a cat.
这只猫 This cat.
我们有份工作想雇用他 We've got an offer for him.
他们雇用穿靴子的猫 是想做什么 What could they possibly want to offer Puss in Boots?
-什么是穿靴子的猫？ -你在逗我吧？ - What's a Puss in Boots?- Seriously?
我告诉过你们这些卫生部的人 I told you health department people,
这里没有猫 there are no cats here.
让她说实话 Make her talk.
打扰一下 亲爱的 Excuse me, my darling.
我们在找那只传奇的靴猫 We're looking for the legendary Puss in Boots.
也许你碰巧...见过他？ Have you perhaps... seen him?
太温柔了 Too soft.
快说 你这个老家伙 Out with it, you old biddy,
否则我就把你的肠子扯出来当吊袜带 or I'll have your gutsfor garters.
太强硬了 那绝对不是刚刚好 Too hard.That was not just right.
喂 熊宝 你上 Oi, Baby, sniff him out.
这里还轮不到你来指挥我 You don't tell me what to do.
听你姐的话 熊宝 Listen to your sister, Baby.
她才不是我姐 Oh, she's not my sister!
她就是个逃亡的孤儿 She's a fugitive orphan.
-啊！ -她就是你姐 - Ow!- She is your sister.
照她说的做 Do as she says.
知道了 但我能闻到的 只有猫尿味 Fine, but all I can smell is cats' pee.
各位！ Everybody!
快去安全屋 就像我们演练的那样 Get to the safe room,just like we practiced!
喂 她脚还在跑 Oi. She's leggin' it.
快跟我来 孩子们 哎唷 Follow me, children! Ow!
给她弹首曲儿 爸爸 Give her the piano treatment, Papa.
你以为这是我第一次 Oh! You think this is the first time
被塞进钢琴吗 I've been stuffed in a piano?
我们开始啦 Here we go!
-噢 -妈妈 专心点好吗 -Oh...- Mama, focus, please.
这里到处都是猫 Hey! There's cats everywhere!
这么多 So many cats!
真业余 Amateurs.
我就在外面 I'll be outside.
我的猫都弹得比你好 My cats can play better than you.
小金 这是他吗 Goldi, is this him?
那是一只披着猫伪装的狗 That's a dog in a cat costume.
噢 真的诶 Oh, yeah.
这诡计多端的小坏蛋 Tricky little bugger.
那这只呢 他是橘猫 How about this one?He's a ginger.
开什么玩笑 Is that a joke?
你觉得这堆邋遢 年迈的老骨头 You think this scruffy,geriatric bag of bones
看起来像传奇吗 looks like a legend?
他绝对不是... This is definitely not...
穿靴子的猫！我找到他了！ Puss in Boots! I found him!
穿靴子的猫 长眠安息于此 Puss in Boots, dead and buried.
死了？不不不 这不可能 Dead? No, no, no, he can't be.
死透透的 我的鼻子从不撒谎 Yep. The nose never lies.
好吧 那只能这样了 Well, that's that, then.
我们去冬眠吧 怎么样 What say we go and hibernate, huh?
-不 -哎唷 - No.- Ow!
那地图今晚就要送到了 The map is being delivered tonight,
这是我们偷到它的唯一机会 and we have one chance to steal it.
没有它 我们这辈子都别想找到许愿星 Without it, we'll never find the Wishing Star.
许愿星 The Wishing Star.
真的有许愿星 It does exist.
那颗星星还剩下一个愿望 That star has one wish to grant.
一个愿望？ One wish?
想想这对我们来说意味着什么 Think of what that could mean for us.
九条命 妙啊！ Nine lives. Yes!
好吧 我搞不懂我们为什么非得 Well, I don't see why we needed to hire
雇用靴猫来偷 Puss in Boots in the first place.
呃 因为没人能从杰克霍纳的手里偷东西 Ugh. Because nobody steals from Big Jack Horner.
可恶 怎么偏偏是杰克霍纳 No! Not Jack Horner.
别担心宝贝 我们会拿到那个愿望的 Don't worry, love.We'll get that wish somehow.
谢谢你 妈妈 Thank you, Mama.
我有个主意 Yeah, because I've got a plan.
我可以像任何一只老猫一样 偷出地图 I can nick a map as good as any old cat.
“有个主意” 就你？ You've got a plan?
干嘛 我很聪明 不是吗 爸爸 What? I'm smart, ain't I?Ain't I, Papa?
不 你的脑袋不太灵光 No, you ain't well-fixed for brains.
从杰克霍纳手里抢劫 很冒险 Robbing Big Jack Horner...Very risky.
但那个愿望可以让我的八条命回来 But that wish could get me my lives back.
我的人生也就回来了 And my life back.
再见了 小黄瓜 Goodbye, Pickles!
哦不 小黄瓜 你要离开了吗 Oh, no, Pickles, you're leaving?
小狗 快挖 Perro, start digging.
好的 Okay.
但如果这个穿靴子的猫真这么重要 But if this Puss in Boots is such a big deal,
我们这样挖他的坟墓是不是不太好 maybe we shouldn't be desecrating his grave.
不 我想他不会介意的 因为他... No, I don't think he would mind,because he...
就是我！ is me!
好的吧 Oh. O-Okay.
呃 Oh, yeah. Uh...
通常来说 我有一把剑 Normally, I have a sword.
这是一整套的 你懂吧 It's like a whole thing,you know?
小黄瓜 你就是穿靴子的猫？ Pickles, you're Puss in Boots?
现在还不是 但我会是的 Not yet, but I will be.
我要跟你... I'll come...
-我要跟你一起去 -抱歉 小狗 - I'll come with you.- Sorry, perro.
靴猫一向独来独往 Puss in Boots walks alone!
打开大门 Open the gates!
喂喂 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
拿开你的手 我们来就行 Hands off the merchandise.We got this.
好 只要进去 然后出来 Okay. Just get in and get out.
-简简单单 -不在话下 - Easy peasy.- Lemon squeezy.
啊 你在这干嘛 Aah! What are you doing here?
我给你带了把剑 I brought you a sword.
这不是剑 这是根棍子 That's not a sword.That's a stick.
-这是根棍子剑 -你该回家去 - It's a stick sword.- Go home.
我朋友在哪 我家就在哪 Well, my home is where my friends are.
我再说一次 我们不是朋友 Again, not friends.
要揉揉肚子 来点好运吗 Rub for luck?
我偷这个不需要运气 I don't need luck for this.
我是个技巧高超的猫大盗 I am a highly skilled master cat thief.
看着 Watch.
你可以的 You got this.
我宣布这个派...好吃 I pronounce this batch...delicious.
（通缉 大杰克·霍纳）
运出去 Ship 'em out.
霍纳先生 Mr. Horner.
蛇蝎姐妹花偷到了好东西 The Serpent Sisters got the goods.
是它吗 许愿星的地图 Is it? Is it the map to the Wishing Star?
停下所有的活 你们俩 跟我来 Stop everything.You two, come with me.
我们必须把这个带到魔法藏室去 We must get this to the trophy room.
你知道 我们杀了很多人才拿到这张地图的 You know, it took a lot of murdering to get this map.
这说来话长... It all started...
带到魔法藏室去！ Take it to the trophy room!
你是个什么... What the...
看看这些魔法道具 Wow. Look at all the magic stuff.
是的 我收集了这些东西 Yes, I collect enchanted objects,
魔法符咒 魔法泡泡 花里胡哨 magical icons,bobbles and geegaws
一些有的没的乱七八糟的 and la-di-da and blah-blah-blah.
看啊 我踩在魔毯上 Check it out.I'm walking on a magic carpet.
好酷 Sweet.
小人国的微型船 The shrunken shipof the Lilliputians.
不会吧 那些是独角兽的角吗 Shut up!Are those unicorn horns?
独角兽宝宝的角 Baby unicorn horns.
只有成年的一半重 但锋利两倍 Half as heavy, twice as sharp.
-真凶猛 -这些都是廉价的小玩意 -Savage.- They're trinkets.
它们都无法和 They're nothing compared to the awesome power
许愿星的魔法相提并论 of the magic Wishing Star.
说到这个 还不快把箱子拿过来 Speaking of which,make with the box, sister.
听凭吩咐 老板 You got it, boss.
就像我说的 Like I was saying,
我们杀了好多人才... the amount of murdering we...
把箱子拿来！ Make with the box!
苦苦寻觅了这么多年 After so many years of searching,
终于到了这一刻 this is my moment.
有了这个愿望 我终于能... With this wish,I will finally be
成为所有魔法的主人 the master of all magic.
嘿 小杰克 Hey, Little Jack.
你叫我什么 Excuse me?
-你能再表演一遍那个手指的活吗 -嘘 别说了 - Could you do the thumb thing?- Shh.
就像童话里那样 Like in the fairy tale?
那不是童话！ It wasn't a fairy tale!
就是首童谣罢了 It was only a nursery rhyme.
对 那首无聊的童谣 Oh, yeah. The lame one.
“小杰克霍纳坐在角落 Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
吃着霍纳派” eating a Horner pie...
卡住我的拇指 拿出一个李子 Stuck in my thumb,pulled out a plum
瞧瞧我是个 多棒的好孩子 And said,"What a good boy am I."
看 一个魔法玩偶 Look! A magic puppet.
因为我是个真正的小男孩 'Cause I'm a real boy
不用提线就能跑能跳 No strings attached.
谢谢 谢谢大家 Thank you. Thank you.
这有什么好吹嘘的 What's impressive?
我一直都是个真正的小男孩 I've been a boy the whole time.
小杰克霍纳没有任何魔法 Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic.
他就是个可悲的 烘焙师傅家的孩子 He was a pathetic,buttered baker's boy.
小杰克已经死了 Little Jack's dead!
现在只有大杰克霍纳 I'm Big Jack Horner.
呃 尊敬的杰克霍纳先生 Uh, Mr. Big Jack Horner, sir...
-其实我跟她不太熟 -你在说什么呢 - I barely know her.- What do you mean?
我们是姐妹 你这个呆瓜 We're sisters, you goof.
我们脸上的纹身都是一对的 We got matching face tattoos.
简简单单 不在话下 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
-Puss？ -Kitty？ - Puss?- Kitty?
-Puss！ -Kitty！ - Puss...- Kitty!
（通缉 柔爪Kitty）
这是我的工作 This is my job.
不 这是我的工作 我叛变了三只熊 No, this is my job.I'm double-crossing the bears.
不 我叛变了三只熊 No, I am double-crossing the bears.
他们今天打算雇用我 They tried to hire me earlier today.
他们两周前就打算雇用我了 Well, they tried to hire me two weeks ago.
这说明你是个备胎 That makes you plan B.
-找到了 -好险 - There it is.- Whew.
好了 你要的报酬 Now, about your payment.
等等 你承诺给的是 跟我们一样重的金子 Hold up. You promised us our weight in gold.
我是这么说的 不是吗 I did, didn't I?
听说过点石成金吗 Ever hear of the Midas touch?
酷 我喜欢 Ah, cool. Dibs.
不好 我忘了不能直接碰的 Oh, no.I misjudged the situation.
这就是你为什么不能惹杰克霍纳 This is why you don't cross Jack Horner.
这是什么 What is this?
-你现在当海盗去了？ -嘘 - Are you a pirate now?- Shh.
这就像一只负鼠死在你脸上 It's like a possum crawledon your face and died.
-嘘！ -丑死的 - Shh!- Of shame.
拜托 你要笑也小声点 Please, mock me quietly.
我讨厌它 好恶心 I hate it. It's disgusting.
怎么 我很喜欢 这让我看起来很尊贵 Well, I love it.It's distinguished.
真是个好主意 熊宝 “像猫一样” Great plan, Baby. Real catlike.
呃 我能走了吗 Uh, can I go?
请便 呃 Pleasure doing, uh...
-穿靴子的猫？ -小金 三只熊 - Puss in Boots?- Goldi. Bears.
-你好 杰克 -柔爪Kitty - Hola, Jack.- Kitty Softpaws.
我的天 你居然还敢回来 My, you have a lot of nerve coming back here.
别这样 我可是你雇用的小偷里 最厉害的一个 Please. I was the best thief you ever hired.
-你抢劫我！ -你陷害我！ - You robbed me.- You set me up.
你跟我说 你要去给心灵放个假 You said you were going on some spiritual retreat.
正在放 Namaste.
还有你 你应该已经死翘翘了 And you're supposed to be dead.
我好多了？ I got better?
够了 快把地图给我 Ugh. Just give us the map.
-再给我们一打派 -啊？ - And throw in a dozen pies.- Eh?
噢 有没有香草味的 Ooh. Have you got any savory pies?
-啥 不不 -对 你都有什么口味的？ - What? N-No.- Yeah, what flavors you got?
我们能全部打包带走吗 Can we get all of that in a bag to go?
你们能别再想着派了吗 认真点 Oh, would you stop talking about blooming pies? Focus!
交出地图 Hand over that map,
不然我就在你们身上打洞 or I'll punch holes in the lot of ya.
-啊 倒霉 -小心 快趴下 - Oh, bums.- Look out! It's coming down!
我讨厌会说话的童话动物 I hate talking fairy tale animals!
搞什么 快回来！ What? Get back here!
最棒的小偷赢了 The best thief has won.
-怎么回事？ -你说的没错 - Huh?- You're right.
最棒的小偷赢了 She did.
你怎么这样 Oh, come on!
那里 他们要逃走了 There. They're getting away.
不不不 No, no,, no, no, no, no, no!
很高兴见到你 Puss Nice catching up with you, Puss.
先走一步 Got to go.
小猫咪 过来啊 Here, kitty, kitty.
那是根棍子吗 你要用那玩意做什么... Is that a stick? What are you gonna do with that...
啊 我的指关节 - Ow!- Ow! Me knuckles!
你不该这么做 伙计 You shouldn't have done that, mate.
这个白痴 This idiot.
嘿 Puss 我找到了一块三明治 Hey, Puss.I found a sandwich in here.
我觉得这是金枪鱼馅的 I think it's tuna fish.
-快开车 小狗 -好的好的 - Drive, perro!- Okey doke.
真好 小队有新成员加入了 Oh, cool. Another member of the team.
我们才不是小队 We are not a team.
-看着点路 -哇啊 - Eyes on the road!- Whoa!
这家伙是谁 Who is this guy?
-我是Puss最好的朋友 -不 他不是 - I'm Puss's best friend.- No, he isn't.
也是他的治疗犬 And his therapy dog.
绝对不是 Definitely not.
终于啊 你确实需要治一治 Finally. You need therapy.
给我地图 相信我 Give me the map. Trust me.
相信你？ 像我在圣科洛马时那样？ Trust you?Like I did in Santa Coloma?
你真要这样吗 这时候提圣科洛马？ Really? Santa Coloma?
没错 圣科洛马 Sí, Santa Coloma.
-我的 -我的 - Mine!- Mine!
善良的人们 接受来自靴猫的... Good people,accept this golden gift
金光闪闪的礼物吧 from Puss in Boots!
提速跑 快点 快 Speed up! Go, go, go!
召集面包师 Assemble the Baker's Dozen.
小心点拿着这个 Careful with this.
我要带上这个 那个 I'll take this and that.
还有这个 这个 Oh, and these. One of those.
必须带上那个 And I got to take that. Yes. Yes.
不要这个 要这个 No. Yes! Oh, yeah!
（喝掉我 吃掉我）
所有这些！ All of these!
这个一定要带上 This one is right.
我会抓到你 我的小猫们 还有你们的小狗 I'll get you, my kitties, and your little dog, too.
什么？这是空白的 What? This is blank.
我们被坑了！真正的地图… We've been ripped off! Where is the...
哦是的 我就知道它会这样 Oh. Yeah. I knew it was gonna do that.
“黑暗森林 遥远深邃 "The Dark Forest is deep and far.
那里即是 许愿星所在方位” Within its bounds, you'll find the star."
黑暗森林？ The Dark Forest?
没人能进入黑森林 No one goes into the Dark Forest.
或者活着出来 Or comes out.
“最后一个愿望 绚烂又多彩 "A single wish burns true and bright.
这张地图是关键 千万握紧别放开” This map's the key, so hold on tight."
放手 Suéltalo.
-你才放手 -一根棍子？ -You let go. -A stick?
你的剑哪去了？ What happened to your sword?
我把它扔了 你知道的 Got rid of it, you know.
带着剑行动 太容易得手了 Made things too easy.
我需要增加点挑战 I needed a challenge.
是啊 你刚才看起来很有挑战 Yeah, you looked pretty challenged back there.
我不会让你拿着地图的 There's no way I'm letting you hold the map.
我也不会让你拿着地图的 Well, there's no way I'm letting you hold the map.
我可以拿着 I can hold it.
哦对 话说回来 你算怎么回事 Yeah, right. What's your deal, anyway?
你和吉娃娃帮是一伙的？ You run with the Chihuahua Gang?
应该不是吧 I don't think so.
-我不相信你 -不要紧 -I don't believe you. -That's okay.
你相信自己就够了 As long as you believe in yourself.
什… Wha...
他疯了吗？ Is he deranged?
-是的 -你叫什么名字？ -Yep. -What's your name?
我有过各种各样的称呼 Oh, I've been called all kinds of things.
狗 坏狗 笨狗 Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid Dog.
嘿,你！就是你！滚出去！别动那个！放下！ Hey You! You There! Get Out! Leave It! Drop It!
大老鼠 小猪 老鼠脸 Big Rat, Small Pig, Rat Face,
屁屁鸡块 没脑子的** Butt Nugget, * for Brains.
你知道 就是那一类的 You know, that sort of thing.
但我从来没有一个真正的名字 But I've never had a name that really stuck, you know?
专属于我的名字 That belonged to me.
-他说完了吗? -你是？ -Is he done? -And you are?
柔爪 Softpaws.
柔爪Kitty Kitty Softpaws.
哇 这是个好名字 Wow. Yeah. Now, that's a good name.
念出来就像一首歌 There's music in a name like that.
柔 爪 Kitty Kitty Softpaws.
这招不错 很经典 Nice try. Classic con.
哪有人蠢成这样 还那么善良 No one's that dumb. No one's that nice.
我不信任你 I don't trust you.
我也不信 不能信任他 Me, neither. He cannot be trusted.
但比起他 我更不相信你 But I trust him more than I trust you.
哇 这次旅行会很有趣的 Wow. This trip is going to be fun.
这里一定是黑暗森林了 This must be the Dark Forest.
老天 救命 Oh, my God!
你的手没了 It's gone.
又回来了 It's back.
真诡异 Ay, qué miedo.
没什么好担心的 Nothing to worry about.
我们一起进去 We step through as one.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
一 二 你先来 One, two, after you.
等等 什么？ Wait, what?
狗？你还活着吗？ Dog? Still alive?
-我们去看看就知道了 -等下 -Let's go find out. -Wait!
嗯… Um...
作为黑暗森林 这个地方相当丰富多彩 For a Dark Forest, this place is pretty colorful.
要是我的成人礼 是在这里办的就好了 I wish I had my quinceañera here.
许愿星就在这里的某个地方 The Wishing Star is in here somewhere.
Kitty 我可以看看地图吗？ Kitty, may I please see the map?
-不可以 -你真要这样吗 -No. -Seriously!
你连一分钟都不让我拿吗？ You won't let me hold it for even one minute?
不 一秒钟都不行 Nope. Not even for one second.
别这样 Kitty 你要...相信我 Come on, Kitty. You've got to trust me.
等等 这 他的眼睛怎么了 Wait. Wh-Wh-What's... What's going on with his eyes?
哦 它们越来越大了 Oh, they're getting bigger.
噢 Kitty！ Oh, Kitty!
你得相信他 看看他的眼睛 You got to trust him. Look at those eyes.
就这？你管这叫可爱？ Really? You call that cute?
哦 看她！ Oh, look at her!
她的眼睛比你的还大 Those eyes are even bigger than yours.
快答应她 Puss Do whatever she wants, Puss.
等一下 毛茸茸攻击 Wait a second. So poofy!
天哪 猫爪踩奶 No. With the paws?
这谁忍得住啊 Come on.
帽子戏法 With the hat?
太可爱了！ It's all so cute!
可爱超载！ Cuteness overload!
我们现在可以看地图了吗？ Can we look at the map now?
“跟着这张魔法地图 "Follow this enchanted chart.
你的心路即是你的道路” It knows your path and knows your heart."
这是我们吗？ Is that us?
上面说我们必须经过「焚化谷」 It says we must go through the Valley of Incineration
越过「殡仪馆岭」 over Undertaker Ridge,
穿过「失落的灵魂洞穴」？ through the Cave of Lost Souls?
-疯了吧 -让我看看 -Really? -Let me take a look.
什么？ What?
「无尽悲伤沼泽」？ Swamp of Infinite Sorrows?
「苦难之山」？ Mountains of Misery?
「永恒孤独的深渊」？ The Abyss of Eternal Loneliness?
这张地图肯定有问题 There's something wrong with this map.
我想每个人都有一条不同的可怕路途 I guess there is a different terrible path for everyone.
看起来 这片森林 It's almost like the forest
不想让任何人许愿 doesn't want anyone to make a wish.
我没什么愿望 但我能试试吗？ Well, I don't even have a wish, but can I try?
哦 上面说… Oh, mine says...
我们要穿过「装满鲜花的口袋」 We skip through the Pocket Full of Posies.
-什么? -哈？ -What? -Huh?
然后沿着「放松之河」顺流而下 Then drift down the River of Relaxation.
-听起来很有趣 -这不公平 -That sounds fun. -No fair.
为什么他得到了好的那个？ Why does he get the good one?
在「简单速通的奇景」里漫游 Wander the Fields of Quick and Easy Solutions,
就能到达许愿星了 and arrive at the star.
哇 听起来不错 Oh, wow! That sounds wonderful.
啊还是不了 毕竟是你们的愿望 Oh, but no. This is your quest.
我不想打搅 I don't want to impose.
-你拿着地图 -真的？ -You hold the map. -Really?
但别跟我耍花样 But don't you cross me,
否则你的名字就会变成佩罗·死狗 or your name will be Perro Muerto.
好的没问题 Okey dokey.
等等 那不是... Wait. Is that...
下熊了 我们快出发吧 It's raining bears. Time to go.
这么说吧 Oh, I'm tellin' ya,
等我们拿到那个愿望 when we get that wish,
对我们所有人来说 一切都会刚刚好 it will make everything just right for all of us.
它会使我们富有吗？ Will it make us rich?
有钱到可以全年冬眠吗？ Rich enough to hibernate all the year round?
世界首富 The richest.
我们会成为一流的大盗吗 Will we be, like, big-time thieves?
最一流的 -The biggest.
你知道杰克·霍纳穿的那套西装吗？ Eh, you know that suit Jack Horner wears?
-是的 -我也要有一套 -Yeah. -I'm going to have one of them.
-是吗? -只是我的要更紫一点 -Yeah? -Only mine will be purpler.
-两倍那么紫 -最紫的 -Like, twice as purpler. -The purplest!
真不错 Nice.
一流的大盗来了 Big-time thieves coming through!
-我要和你比赛! -你赢不了我的 老头！ -I'll race ya! -You can't beat me, old man!
什么样的愿望能做到这一切 小金？ What kind of wish can do all that, Goldi?
哦 我现在还不能说 Oh, I can't tell ya.
愿望说出来 就不灵了 If you say what your wish is, then it don't come true.
对不起 生日愿望的规则 Sorry. Birthday wish rules.
哎呀 母女间有什么秘密 Oh, come on. Mother-daughter secret?
妈妈 别问了 拜托 Mama, just drop it, please.
哦哦 好吧 Oh. Oh, okay.
嘿 来吧 Hey, come on.
我们还有几只猫要抓 We've got some cats to catch.
生日愿望规则？这是什么意思？ Birthday wish rules? What's that mean?
意思是 我不能告诉你我的愿望 It means I am not telling you my wish.
他不想告诉我们 因为他的愿望很蠢 He doesn't want to tell us, because it's something stupid.
比如许愿要一瓶护发素 给他脸上那玩意用 Like conditioner for that thing on his face.
干嘛 这明明很尊贵 It's distinguished.
你呢 Kitty？你会许什么愿？ What about you, Kitty? What are you gonna wish for?
不能告诉你 Can't tell you.
生日愿望规则之类的 Birthday wish rules or whatever.
哈！我猜你的愿望一定很蠢 比如… Ha! I bet your wish is something stupid like...
你真是个… You're such a...
这一定是「装满花束的口袋」 This must be the Pocket Full of Posies.
让开 恶魔之花 Out of the way, demon flower.
修剪时间到了！ It's pruning time!
哦 谢谢 Aw, thank you.
我们没时间了 We don't have time for this.
佩罗 我以为你的路很容易走 Perro, I thought your path was supposed to be easy.
我觉得你要做的 You know, I think all you have to do
就是停下来 闻闻玫瑰的芬芳 is stop and smell the roses.
你在逗我吗 Seriously?
这太蠢了 This is stupid.
-我闻到的都是shi... -嘘 -All I smell is bull... -Shh.
看着 Watch.
不要着急 Don't rush through it.
慢慢来 想想你现在拥有的 Take your time and really appreciate
然后心怀感激 what's right in front of you.
呃啊 他的路真老土 Ugh. His path is so corny.
-谢谢 -还很虚伪 -Gracias. -And cheesy.
-还很空洞 -还很奇葩 就像他一样 -And lame. -And weird, like him.
是的 你怎么这么可笑 狗？ Yeah. Why are you so ridiculous, dog?
你有什么故事？ What's your story?
我的故事吗 My story? Oh.
这其实是一个非常有趣的故事 It's actually a very funny story.
当我还小的时候 Back when I was a pup,
我和我的窝友们住在一个家庭里 me and my littermates lived with a family.
一个全家都喜欢玩捉迷藏的 恶作剧的家庭 A family full of pranksters who liked to play hide-and-seek,
我每次都是当鬼的那一个 and I was always it.
家里最小的就是这样 是吧 Pick on the little guy, am I right?
他们把我藏到箱子里过 还有垃圾箱里 They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster.
不管他们多努力 我总能找到他们 No matter how hard they tried, I'd always find them.
所以 有一天 他们升级了玩法 So, one day, they get creative
他们把我放进一只袜子里 还塞了块石头 and they put me in a sock with a rock in it.
然后把我扔进河里 And then throw me in a river.
我在袜子上咬了个洞 I gnawed a hole in the sock,
然后游到水面上 and I swam to the surface.
但再也没找到他们 也没找到我的窝友 Never found them or my littermates.
所以我想我现在还在当鬼 So I guess I'm still it.
哇 Wow.
这真是我听过的最悲伤的有趣故事 That is the saddest funny story I've ever heard.
不过 看看谁笑到最后了 Well, joke's on them.
他们用来塞我的袜子 我在里头长大了 That sock they put me in, I grew into it.
所以 我得到了一个很棒的故事 和一件免费的毛衣 So, I got a great story and a free sweater out of it.
双赢 Win-win.
伙计 你没赢 Dude, you didn't win.
你才是最该许愿的那个 You of all people should have a wish.
我已经有了一件舒适的毛衣 和两个最好的朋友 I already have a comfy sweater and two best friends.
我已经得到了我想要的一切 I got everything I could wish for.
不需要魔法了 -No magic required.
嗯？ Hmm?
噢 真可爱 Oh, lovely.
我们越来越接近了 Oh, we're getting really close.
我能闻到两只猫 一只狗 还有…派？ I can smell two cats, a dog and... pie?
这不是那些 想偷我东西的白痴吗 Well, if it isn't the idiots who tried to steal from me.
嘿 他记得我们 Hey, he remembers us.
看着吧 石中... Behold, Excali...
石... Excali...
亚瑟王的石中剑！ Excalibur!
是啊 我没法把这块石头从上面拿下来 Yeah, I couldn't get this rock off of it,
但还是很酷 对吧？ but still pretty cool, right?
他快追上我们了！ He's gaining on us!
好的 再近一点 Okay, little left.
就是这样 That's it!
-再快点 -哇 他盯上我了 -Go faster! -Whoa, he's up me back door.
小金！ :Goldi!
哦 看！ Oh, look!
喂 还不快去砍 Well, start chopping!
来了老板 不用你二话 On it! You don't have to tell me twice.
我要把这棵树剁成碎片… I'm gonna chop the heck out of this Ficus lyra...
杰瑞 不！ Jerry, no!
为我报仇 杰克！ Avenge me, Jack!
-死 死 死！ -Die, die, die!
不 -Nope.
是时候拿出大武器了 Time to bring out the big guns.
我想我打包太多了 :Guess I overpacked.
神奇的小零食 Magic snacks.
以后再吃吧 Save those for later.
找到了 Ha! Pay dirt.
好了 神奇蝗虫 植物毁灭者 All right, magical locust, defoliate.
飞吧 尽情享受盛宴 Fly and feast.
吃掉那些花 Eat those flowers.
我不是魔法蝗虫 I-I'm not a magic locust.
我根本不是蝗虫 Why, I'm not a locust at all.
那你是什么?某种恶魔蚱蜢？ What are you, then? Some sort of demon grasshopper?
致命的仙女？ A deadly fairy?
那就对森林施咒吧 Put a spell on the forest, then.
我不施咒语 I-I don't cast spells.
-那你是做什么的? -我 我会评判你 -Well, what do you do? -Well, I-I-I judge you.
我坐在你的肩膀上 评判你的行为 I sit on your shoulder and judge your actions
还有你的人品 and the quality of your character.
我是你的良心 I'm your conscience.
我真的打包太多了 I really did overpack.
啊！ Whoa!
帮帮我 杰克！ Help me, Jack! Help!
你不帮他吗 杰克？ Aren't you gonna help him, Jack?
你失去了很多人 You're losing a lot of men.
我不太担心人手的问题 I'm not really stressing about the manpower.
我有一个无底洞的法宝袋 I've got a bottomless bag of magic weapons.
这些宝贝会帮我实现愿望的 These babies are gonna get me that wish
即使整个团队都死了 even after the whole team is dead and gone.
好了 杰克 作为你的良心 我… Now, now, Jack, as your conscience, I...
哦 我的天 Oh, my word!
这是高贵的凤凰 It's the noble phoenix.
她是重生和永恒的象征… She's the symbol of rebirth and the eternal...
哦！ Oh!
完美的火焰喷射器 对吧 Pretty boss flamethrower, right?
这次的活儿对我来说真的很吃力 I really have my work cut out for me on this one.
别靠近我扔火焰的地方 Don't be near where I'm flame-throwing.
干掉他们 恶魔花 Do your job, demon flowers.
就快到了 Soon.
好了 Kitty 我想我明白了 Okay, Kitty, I think I've got it now.
-相信我... -悠着点 悠着点 -Trust me! -Easy, easy.
你会得疝气的 You're gonna give yourself a hernia.
再来一次 像这样 Here, one more time. Like this.
相信我 Trust me.
噢 但我当然相信你和Puss Aw. But of course I trust you and Puss,
即使你们不用这一招 even without the eyes.
是吗 那你就错了 Yeah? Big mistake.
为什么这么说 你们是我的朋友 What do you mean? You're my friends.
信任给你带来了什么？ You know what trust gets you?
一只袜子 一块石头 在河里游泳 A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.
你总有相信的某个人 对吧？ You have to trust somebody, right?
我才不 Not me. Uh-uh.
每当我放松警惕 Whenever I've let my guard down,
我被欺骗 被抓 被耍 被背叛 I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed.
我再也不要相信别人 Never again.
我独来独往 I am a solo act.
我保守秘密 藏好底牌 I keep my secrets, and I play my cards close.
这样你才能赢 That's how you get a winning hand.
记住我的忠告 Take it from me.
永远不要相信任何人 Never trust anyone.
等 等下 W-Wait.
这太厉害了 That's amazing.
你真厉害 You're good.
Kitty 我一直在想 Kitty, I've been thinking.
呃 想什么？ Ugh, thinking about what?
我漂亮的胡子 My beautiful beard.
这是非常尊贵的 无可非议 It is very distinguished, yes,
但这确实遮挡住了我那张 英俊的脸蛋 but it does deprive the world a good look at, uh, the face.
所以 如果这能让你开心 我可以被说服剪掉它… So, if it will make you happy, I could be convinced to...
-我已经习惯了 -等等,什么？ -I've gotten used to it. -Wait, what?
你的胡子 留着吧 The beard-- keep it.
呃 你看 呃… Uh, well, you see, uh...
Kitty 求你了 把这发痒的东西拿掉！ Kitty, please, get this itchy thing off of me!
我脸上就像发烧一样！ It's like a fever on my face!
等一等 伟大的靴猫在寻求帮助吗 Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots asking for help?
是的,帮助 你是对的 Sí, help. You were right.
-胡子好恶心 -还有呢 -The beard is disgusting. -And?
就像一只负鼠死在我的脸上 And it's like a possum crawled on my face.
还有呢 And?
丑死的 And died of shame.
好了 好了 负鼠脸 Okay, okay, possum face.
我不会逼你乞求 I won't make you beg.
噢！ Ow!
嘿 慢点 啊 Hey, slow down. Oh!
顺着纹理走 Go with the grain.
你得顺着纹理走 You got to go with the grain.
-我知道我在做什么 -嘿！ -I know what I'm doing. -Hey!
我可是用刀大师 对吧佩罗 I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito?
什么？有什么好笑的 What? What? What's funny?
-这不该有什么好笑的 -嘘 安静点 -Nothing should be funny. -Shh. Quieto.
好啦 这就是我记忆中那张英俊的脸 Ah, there's that handsome face I remember.
那张我许久没见的... The face I haven't seen since...
-嘿! -从圣科洛马之后就没见的脸 -Hey! -...Santa Coloma.
啊 对 圣科洛马 Ah, yes. Santa Coloma.
你是自作自受 You had it coming.
拿去 你可以用我的小猫刀 Here. You can have my gatito blade.
谢谢？ Thank you.
起码比棍子强多了 Better than a stick.
永别了 棍子剑 Vaya con Dios, stick sword.
佩罗 你在干什么 Perro, what are you doing?
佩罗 Perro.
那只疯狗去哪儿了？ Where did that crazy dog go?
我想你喜欢他 I think you like him.
不不 我不喜欢 No. No, I don't.
我觉得你准备好给他取名字了 I think you're ready to name him.
不 我只是需要他的捷径来实现我的愿望 No, I just need his easy path to get my wish.
我想你说的是 我的愿望 You mean my wish.
我想你说的是 我的愿望！ JACK HORNER: You mean my wish!
对不起 Sorry.
-面包师军团 -放了他 -The Baker's Dozen. -Let him go.
不 说不好 我可能会留下他 Oh, I don't know. I might keep him.
你想吃小点心吗 Would you like a treat?
这奶奶包真不错 小杰克 Nice granny bag, Little Jack.
这不是奶奶包 It's not a granny bag.
这是一个魔法奶奶包 It is a magic nanny bag.
现在 把地图给我 Now, make with the map,
否则我就让你看看 独角兽的角能做什么 or we'll see what the unicorn horn really does.
你不会是要射杀一只小狗吧 杰克？ Y-Y-You're not gonna shoot a puppy, are you, Jack?
对啊 朝他的脸 怎么了 Yeah, in the face. Why?
什... What the...
把地图给我们 否则... Give us the map, or else
-我就宰了这个面包师 -没错 -the baker man gets it. -Yeah!
地图又不在我这 小怪胎 I don't even have the map, Little Bo Creep.
别再用我的人扔我了！ Stop throwing my men at me!
快过来！ Come here!
地图在靴猫那 Puss in Boots has the map!
我们去抓他 Let's get him!
我有个计划 I've got a plan.
第一个救到狗的 就能许愿 First one to the dog gets the wish!
什么？ What?
哦 拜托 Oh, come on!
稳住 Steady.
啊 Whoa!
什么？ What?
原来是这么用的 酷啊 So that's what they do. Cool.
不！这不酷 No! Not cool.
啊 你射中我了 Ah, you shot me.
啊 瞄准器不太好使 Ah, the sight's off.
-我抓住他了 霍纳先生 -我的错 -I got him, Mr. Horner! -My bad.
哦,不 Oh, no.
Puss 等等 Puss, wait!
佩罗 Perro.
谢谢你的地图 柔爪 Thanks for the map, Softpaws.
-不 不! -不！ No, no, no! -No!
你刚刚被三熊犯罪家族打劫了 Oi! You've just been crimed by the Three Bears Crime Family.
-耶 -再见 你们这些笨蛋 -Yeah! -So long, you plonkers!
我要把你们做成地毯！ Los voy hacer a todos alfombras de baño!
Puss 你在哪里？ Puss, where are you?
Puss Puss？ Puss? Puss?
Puss！ Puss!
Puss Puss.
你怎么了？ What's wrong?
谢谢你 佩罗 Thank you, Perrito.
你这是怎么了 What's going on with you, Puss?
我… I...
我只剩下最后的一条命了 I am down to my last life.
所以 我… And, uh, I...
我很害怕 I am afraid.
害怕是正常的 Well, it's okay to be afraid.
不 穿靴子的猫不该感到害怕 No, not for Puss in Boots.
我本该是个无所畏惧的英雄 I-I'm supposed to be a fearless hero.
一个传奇 A legend.
但如果没有那么多条命 我就什么都不是 But without lives to spare, I am nothing.
我需要那个愿望 来拿回我的人生 I need that wish to get my lives back.
你应该告诉Kitty You should tell Kitty.
-她会理解的… -不 不 -She would understa... -No, no, no, no.
她不能听到这件事 She cannot hear of this.
好 Okay.
那个白痴和他的狗上哪去了 Adónde fueron ese idiota y su perro?
Kitty再也不会相信我了 Kitty will never trust me again.
自从圣科洛马那件事之后 Not after Santa Coloma.
但那只是一起糟糕的抢劫 But that's just one bad heist.
圣科洛马那次不是抢劫 佩罗 Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito.
那是一座教堂 有牧师和客人 It was a church, with a priest and guests.
还有Kitty And Kitty.
除了我 Everything but me.
我当时也逃走了 I ran away then, too.
哦 Oh. Oh.
哦！ Oh!
你在婚礼上 把她一个人留在牧师坛前？ You left her at the altar?
这是错的 我明白 It was wrong. I know.
我很惭愧 I am ashamed.
我只是希望我没把她伤得那么重 I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly.
我对那天的事很后悔 I regret that day.
也许 你该把这话告诉Kitty So, maybe you should tell that to Kitty.
这可能会让你好受点 Might make you feel better.
也会让她感觉好点 Might make her feel better, too.
Puss 佩罗 Puss! Dog!
哦 你们在这儿 Oh, there you are.
刚才发生什么事了？ What happened back there?
Kitty 我弄丢了地图 Kitty. I lost the map.
我搞砸了 I messed up.
我们会把它拿回来的 We'll get it back.
我们经历过更糟的处境 烂黄瓜那么糟 We've been in worse pickles.
谁告诉你那个名字的？ Who told you that name?
什么名字？ What name?
哦 没事 Uh, nothing.
那些熊 得在他们找到许愿星之前找到他们 The bears! We have to find them before they find the star.
我们很接近了 Oh! We are so close.
终于到手了 It's finally happening.
我都能嗅到那个许愿星的味道了 I can taste that wish now.
知道它是什么味道吗 And you know what it tastes like?
-像派一样？ -像派一样 - Pies?- Pies
谁吃到了派 Who ate all the pies?Who ate all the pies?
我们 是我们吃到了 We did, we did,we did, we did
我们吃掉了所有的派 We ate all the pies.
哦 这太棒了 Oh, it's gonna be wicked.
是啊 想象一下 我们 一个大型犯罪集团 Yeah. Imagine us, a big-time crime syndicate.
不是什么大型犯罪集团 亲爱的 Not a big-time crime syndicate, love.
是大犯罪家族 A big-time crime family.
对吧 小金？ Isn't that right, Goldi?
-小金? -怎么了？ -Goldi? -What?
看啊 地图一直在闪 Whoa! Hey, look, the map is going all fizzly.
你做了什么？ What did you do?
-给我 -不 不 -嘿！ -Give it me. No, no, no, no. -Hey!
小金 不准咬 Goldi, no biting!
你是打手 我是指挥官 You're the smash, I'm the grab.
我拿着地图 I hold the map.
-明白了吗? -好的 -You got it? -Okay!
“寻你所愿 换个视野 "To find your wish, adjust your view.
你所追求的 也许就在你面前” What you seek may be right in front of you."
真是一堆废话 这说的都是什么？ Well, that's a load of rubbish. What's that supposed to mean?
“就在面前” Right in front of us.
看起来像我们家的小木屋 It looks like our cabin back home.
你真的认为我们的小屋 You really think our cabin
在黑暗森林的中央？ is in the middle of the Dark Forest?
熊宝 快嗅嗅看 Baby, give it the old sniff test.
有人在煮东西 Something's cooking.
不 No.
不要打开那扇门 Do not open that door.
我们到家了！你好,门 We are home! Hello, door.
哦 不 别进去… Oh, no, don't go insi...
就快速地看一眼 Maybe just a quick pop in.
-你好,椅子 -我说 我们冬眠怎么样？ -Hello, chairs. -What say we hibernate?
你好 蜂蜜 Hello, honey.
你好 我的老朋友 Hello, my old friend.
我太想你了… I have missed you so...
看啊 小金 粥 Look, Goldi. Porridge.
而且是按你喜欢的方式做的 And it's made just the way you like it.
不管你怎么做 她都不喜欢 No matter how you make it, she doesn't like it.
你们都住嘴 Stop it, all of you.
也许我们的愿望已经实现了 Maybe our wishes have been granted.
停下来 我们的愿望没有实现 Just stop. It's not our wish granted.
这是一个陷阱 It's an obstacle.
这是森林在耍花招 It's the forest playing tricks.
这不是真的 这些都不是… This isn't real. None of this is...
噢 那是你最喜欢的书 Aw. That was your favorite book.
你以前总是盯着它 看几个小时 You used to stare at it for hours.
太硬了 Too hard.
哎哟 Whoop!
太软了 Too soft.
这个刚刚好 Just right.
哦 就是这样 Oh, this was it.
什么这样 妈妈？ What was it, Mama?
那天 一个小孤女 The day a little orphan girl
闯进我们的小屋 偷走了我们的心 broke into our cabin and stole our hearts.
就在那一天 我们的世界变得刚刚好 The day when our world became just right.
怎么样 上面能看到什么吗 How's it going? Can you see anything up there?
还没有 佩罗... Not yet, Perrito...
-你还好吗 -当然 我很好 -You okay? -Sí, I am good.
好得不能再好了 So good.
如果你想牵我的手 直说就行了 If you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do is ask.
呃 等你有空了拉我上去就行 Uh, just, uh, feel free to pull me up
随便什么时候 whenever you get a chance.
哦 我刚想起来 Oh, I was just remembering
上次我向你伸过手 the last time I offered you my hand.
只是那次 你临阵退缩了 Only, that time, I believe you had cold feet.
Kitty… Kitty...
关于那一天 About that day.
靴猫不该感到害怕 Puss in Boots is not supposed to be afraid.
但在圣科洛马的教堂外 But outside that church in Santa Coloma,
那是我第一次感到恐惧 that was the first time I ever felt fear.
所以我逃走了 So I ran.
那是个错误 Kitty It was a mistake, Kitty.
没关系 It's okay.
-不 这是懦弱的行为 -不要紧的 -No, no. It was cowardly. -It's okay.
-你一个人在牧师坛前 -Puss -You alone at the altar. -Puss.
穿着漂亮的 完美的婚纱 In your beautiful, poofy wedding dress.
Puss 都过去了 Puss! It's okay.
再说 我其实也没去 I didn't show up, either.
等等 什么？ Wait, what?
什么叫你也没去？ What do you mean, you didn't show up?
我知道我在你心里永远比不上... Well, I knew I could never compete
你唯一的真爱 with your one true love.
-谁? -你自己 -Who? -Yourself.
那个传奇 The legend.
我才不要嫁给那样的你 I wasn't gonna show up for that guy.
但你似乎已经变了 But you don't seem like that guy anymore.
上面一切都好吗 Everything okay up there?
我正在给你们点赞 告诉你们一声 I'm giving you a thumbs-up, just so you know.
Puss Puss!
看 Look.
你觉得呢 小虫子？ What do you think, bug?
我是等猫偷了地图 然后杀了它们 Do I wait for the cats to steal the map and then kill them,
还是直接把所有人都杀了？ or do I just kill everybody all at once?
你知道吗 我开始觉得 You know, I'm starting to think
你不懂得珍惜生命的意义 you don't appreciate the value of a life.
什么？哪有 What? No.
我是说 我爱这些家伙 I mean, I love these guys.
把屁股放低点 我需要一条平坦的路 Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface.
每个人都有好的一面... 一定有好的一面... There's good in all people. There's good in all people.
你知道吗 杰克 也许我们需要再深入一点 You know, Jack, maybe we need to dig a little deeper.
呃 说说你的童年吧 T-Tell me about your childhood.
你知道吗 我小时候没多少东西 You know, I never had much as a kid.
只有慈爱的父母 稳定的生活和豪宅 Just loving parents and stability and a mansion
还有一个蒸蒸日上的烘焙食品企业等着我去继承 and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit.
诸如这些啦 没用的东西 Useless crap like that.
但一旦我拿到许愿星 But once I get my wish,
我终于可以有一件 能让我开心的事 I'll finally have the one thing that will make me happy.
哦 那是什么？ Oh, well, what's that?
世界上所有的魔法... All of the magic in the world.
只属于我！ -For me.
其他人都不能用 And no one else gets any.
-这样过分吗？-当然！ -Is that so much? -Yes!
那我们只能求同存异了 Agree to disagree.
好了 开过来吧 All right, bring it over.
救命 Help!
我的老天鹅啊 杰克！ Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!
你知道 老话常说 Well, you know what they say.
做个派就得牺牲一打人 Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men.
哦 哦... Oh. Oh!
太可怕了 That was horrible.
你的愿望太可怕了 Your wish is horrible.
你太可怕了！ You're horrible!
你是个无可救药的怪物！ You're an irredeemable monster!
哦,哦...你怎么才知道 白痴 Oh, oh. What took you so long, idiot?
你应该不会像个唐僧碎碎念吧 You're not chatty, are you?
好 你负责窗户 我负责烟囱 Okay, you take the window, I'll take the chimney.
那我负责什么 What do I take?
你负责原地待命 佩罗 Oh, you take it easy, Perrito.
我们需要你待在这里 呃… We need you to stay here and, uh...
-呃 替我们望风 -是的没错 -Uh, uh, guard our rear. -Yeah. Yeah.
在你六点钟方向 我负责掩护你们 On your six. Got your rears eyeballed and covered.
伙计们 伸手 Hands in, crew.
准备好了吗？ Ready?
冲啊 友谊小队！ Go, Team Friendship!
“友谊小队”？ Team Friendship?
我没同意叫这个 I did not agree to this.
是的 换个好点的 多想想 Yeah, do better. Try harder.
只是个暂定的名字 Well, just a placeholder name, you know.
回来我们再讨论 好吗 I'll workshop it, okay?
-上啊 小老虎 -喂！ -Go get 'em, tiger. -Hey!
-别激动 -Take it easy.
准备好拿回我们的愿望了吗 Ready to get our wish back?
“我们的愿望”？ "Our wish"?
我一直在想 如果事情顺利 Well, I've been thinking, if you play your cards right,
也许 我们可以分享这个愿望 maybe we could share the wish.
分享愿望 Share the wish.
地图不见了！ It's gone!
醒醒 Wake up.
有人偷了地图 Someone's nicked the map.
搞什么鬼 干嘛吵吵闹闹的 What's all this? What's all this bother about?
喂 你没听见她说的吗 Oi! Did you not hear her?
地图不见了 The map is missing.
有人拿走了 Somebody took it.
你好啊 Hola.
我们刚抢劫了你 你又来抢劫我们？ Oi! You criming us when we just crimed you?
不 不能这样黑吃黑 No, no crime-backs.
你这死猫 Oh, you're dead cat meat.
好了 好了 -Okay, okay, okay.
那就给...你吧 It's all... yours!
你无处可逃 柔爪 Nowhere to go, Softpaws.
是吗 让我们看看地图是怎么说的 Really? Let's see what the map has to say.
不！ No!
-我们的小屋! -我的蜂蜜！ -Our cabin! -My honey!
搞什么鬼？ What the dickens?
不 你休想 Oh, no, you don't.
哦 不 Oh, no.
-我们来了 小金… -我去拿 我去拿 -We're coming, Gol... -I'll get it. I'll get it.
-下去 你这个大笨蛋 -别动 -Get off me, you big lump. -Hold still.
坚持住！我来了 队员们…… Hold on! I'm coming, Team...
对不起 对不起 对不起 Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry!
啊哦 Uh-oh.
-跳支舞吧 我来领舞 -什... -Shall we dance? I'll lead. -Huh? Wha...
啊 太烫了 Aah! Too hot!
啊 太冰了 脑袋发凉 Aah! Too cold! Brain freeze.
哦 刚刚好 Oh, that is just right.
搞什... Aye? What the...
不！ No!
忘了什么吗 -Oi! Forget something?
他们抓到佩罗了 They got Perrito!
别担心 我们可以用这个追踪他们 Don't worry, we can track them with this.
等等 快停下 Wait, stop!
Puss 小心！ Puss, watch out!
Kitty！ Kitty!
Puss！ Puss!
看 Look!
在那里 他们在那里 就在那边 There, there they are. Just out there.
你去找佩罗 我会想办法出去的 You go get Perrito. I'll find a way out of here.
Puss Puss.
嘿 帅哥 Hey, good-looking.
那是什么？ What is that?
干嘛这么紧张 朋友 Why so jumpy, amigo?
哇 这什么情况 Whoa, what's happening?
你好啊Puss 来点西班牙凉菜汤吗？ Hello, Puss. Gazpacho?
好久不见 Long time, no see.
见到我总是很高兴 Always a pleasure to see me.
你好 第九条命 Hola, number nine.
我们九个人都齐了 这才是个像样的派对 It's a proper party now that all nine of us are here.
-耶! -是的 嘉年华！ -Yeah! -Sí! Fiesta!
你知道吗 You know what?
我爱你们 伙计们 I love you guys.
那么 你们就是我的前世？ So, you are my former lives?
那些流金岁月的映射 Reflections of the good old days.
好吧 Okay.
那时候我们生命顽强 Back when we were larger than life.
-是个传奇 -我们跳舞 -A legend. -We dance.
我们唱歌 We sing.
-我们强壮 -得像头牛一样 -We are strong. -Like the bull.
最后一条命 你还记得这个吗 Numero nueve, you remember this one?
谁是你最喜欢的无畏英雄？ Who is your favoritefearless hero?
谁是你 Who is your
最喜欢的无畏英雄 Favorite fearless hero?
好吧 到此为止 游戏结束了 Well, that's it. Game over, innit?
那些猫偷了我们从猫那里偷来的地图 Them cats stole the stolen map we stole,
结果我们什么都没捞到 and we ended up with diddly-squat-- nothing.
或许我们不需要许愿也能很幸福 Or maybe we could be happy without a wish.
我们在做什么？他们不会回来了 What are we doing? They ain't coming back.
再见了 紫色裤子 Goodbye, purple trousers.
他们会回来的 为了他 Oh, they'll come back-- for him.
你真是太棒了 You're darn tootin'.
每次我被绑架的时候 Puss和Kitty都会来救我 Puss and Kitty always rescue me when I'm kidnapped--
每次都会哦 which happens a lot--
因为我们是团队 'cause we're a team.
-这真美好 -是的 -Aw, that's lovely. -Yep.
友谊小队 Team Friendship.
啊不 这什么垃圾名字 Ugh. No! That is a crap name.
呃 我们…我们还在讨论 Well, we're-we're... we're still workshopping it.
他们可不会为了这只愚蠢的小狗 Oh, them cats ain't gonna risk their lives
拿自己的生命冒险 for this daft little pup.
你这么说只是因为你想吃了他 You're just saying that because you want to eat 'im.
我没有 我只是想用我的牙齿抚摸它 I do not. I just want to pet him with my teeth.
别再想你的肚子了 熊宝 Stop thinking about your belly, Baby.
甚至应该说 你得停止思考 就是这样 In fact, stop thinking, period.
你只会伤到自己 你这个提线木偶 You'll just hurt yourself, you muppet.
“提线木偶”？ "Muppet."
那么 我为什么要听 And why would I listen to
你一个偷粥孤儿说的话？ a porridge-stealing orphan like you?
-你甚至都不是熊 -重击！ -You're not even a bear. -Zing!
我 比你 更像熊 I'm more of a bear than you are.
回击得漂亮！ She got you.
你不过是个低配版的灰姑娘 You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella.
哦！ Oh!
好吧 你能想出这么一句也不容易 熊宝 Well, that's rich coming from you, Baby,
因为你知道你是什么吗 'cause you know what you are?
来了来了 Wait for it.
你是个又蠢又胖的 You're a daft, fat,
思维迟钝 不爱读书 患有关节炎 slow-thinking, no-reading, Lyme-diseased,
跳蚤缠身的 大蠢熊 flea-ridden dingleberry bear.
绝杀！ Boom!
我才不蠢呢 I haven't got dingleberries.
不 你确实蠢 No, you do. You do have 'em.
蠢熊！ Dingleberries!
闭嘴 你这个小杂种 Oi! You shut up, you little mutt,
不然我就把你剁成肉酱！ or I'll cut you from pooper to snooter!
轮到我了吗 I'm in the mix now.
好吧 我开始了 Okay! Okay, here we go.
你们全部都是一群笨手笨脚的 You're all a bunch of knuckle-dragging,
乞讨蜂蜜的小毛虫 honey-scrounging, grub,
畸形的** 吃相难看的** oafish*, *munching*,
肮脏的*石头 ** mangy *nugget* *,
好了 下一个到谁 and your snooter!
我开始有点喜欢他了 I like the cut of his jib.
啊 这太棒了 Ah, this is great.
畅所欲言 无所顾忌 Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin' and poopin' and snootin'.
真希望我也有这样的家庭 Oh, I wish I had a family like this.
作为一个孤儿 小金 Speaking from one orphan to another, Goldi,
你中了孤儿头奖 you won the orphan lottery.
我也开始喜欢他了 I like his jib as well.
-我们留着他吧 -什么？ -Let's keep him. -What?
他去哪儿了？ Huh? Where'd he go?
-不！我们说过不能黑吃黑 -不 熊宝 住手！ -No! We said no crime-backs. -No, Baby, wait!
噢！不要蜜蜂！ Ow! Not the bees!
传奇永不落幕 The legend will never die...
- Da-da-da-dun. - Bravo!
再来一首 One more number.
不 不 抱歉 伙计们 No, no, sorry, fellas.
这很有趣 不是吗 This has been fun, huh?
你们能告诉我 怎么离开这里吗？ Yeah, but could you tell me how to get out of here?
我得回去找小狗和Kitty了 I've got to get back to Dog and Kitty.
什么 我以为你要去拿到那个愿望 Whoa! I thought you were going to get the wish.
你有地图了 你不需要他们 You got the map. You don't need them.
是啊 拿回那几条命 Yeah, get those lives back.
再一次成为传奇 声名远扬 Become the legend again, town to town.
家喻户晓 Party to party.
靴猫独来独往 Puss in Boots walks alone.
是啊 靴猫独来独往 Yeah, Puss in Boots walks alone.
难道要成为传奇 身边就一点都容不下别人吗 Was the legend so big there was no room for anyone else?
这样的传奇才伟大 猫咪 Oh, the legend's still big, gato.
是你变得渺小了 It's you that got small.
是啊 你变了 Yeah, you changed, man.
我听说他现在和一条狗成了好朋友 I hear he's best friends with a dog now.
他甚至连剑都没有 And he doesn't even have a sword.
这算哪门子英雄 Some hero.
你已经变成一个胆小鬼了 You've become a scaredy-cat.
我们应该叫他 穿靴子的胆小鬼 We should call him Wuss in Boots.
不 不 不 Ah, no, no, no, no.
你没听说吗？他的新名字叫小黄瓜 Didn't you hear? His new name is Pickles.
真蹩脚 So lame.
你的猫砂盒呢 小黄瓜 Where is your litter box, Pickles?
你知道吗？你们都是混蛋 You know what? You guys are jerks.
这对我来说很矛盾 Which is very conflicting for me.
我会自己找到出路的 再见 I'll find my own way out. Adios.
哦 你以为你比我们强吗？ Oh, you think you are better than us?
没有我们 与你常伴的只会剩下… Without us, you will always live a life of...
恐惧 Fear.
是你 You.
我喜欢恐惧的味道 I do love the smell of fear.
令人陶醉 It's intoxicating.
不是吗 It is?
抱歉破坏了你和前世的派对 Sorry to crash the party with your past lives.
或者说 你和过去的死亡 Or your past deaths,
我还是喜欢这么称呼他们 as I like to call them.
我见证了他们每一个 I was there to witness all of them.
每个轻浮的结局 Each frivolous end.
但你根本没注意到我 But you didn't even notice me
因为穿靴子的猫当面嘲笑死神 是吧 because Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death, right?
但你现在笑不出来了 But you're not laughing now.
你不是什么赏金猎人 You are no bounty hunter.
你是… You are...
死神 Death.
这可不是什么隐喻 And I don't mean it metaphorically
或者在修辞上 诗歌上或理论上 or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically
或者用其他花哨的方式 or in any other fancy way.
我就是死神本身 I'm Death, straight up.
我是来找你的 穿靴子的猫 And I've come for you, Puss in Boots.
可是我现在还没到死的时候 But I'm still alive.
你知道的… You know...
我不喜欢猫 I'm not a cat person.
我觉得 有九条命本身就很荒谬 I find the very idea of nine lives absurd.
而且你丝毫不珍惜它们 And you didn't value any of them.
所以 不如我帮我们俩个忙吧 So, why don't I do us both a favor
提前把你的最后一条命收走 and take this last one now?
那是作弊！ That's cheating!
嘘 不要说出来 Shh. Don't tell.
快跑 靴猫 Run, Puss in Boots!
许个愿吧！ Make the wish!
去吧 快跑 Go ahead, run for it.
这会让这场屠杀更有趣的 Makes it more fun for me.
跑吧 Run.
嘿,Puss Hey, Puss.
跑吧 Run.
Puss 我们在这 Puss! Puss, we're here!
他要去哪儿？ Wh-Where's he going?
这已经是第三次 That's the third time
我们走过了同样的岩石 熊宝 we've passed that same rock, Baby.
哦 又来了 Oh, not again.
你想让我怎么做？ What do you want me to do?
我跟丢气味了 I've lost the scent.
你就这么一项工作 You only have one job.
你全身上下就那个鼻子有点用处 The one thing that makes you mildly useful is your nose,
现在 你连鼻子都指望不上了 and apparently, you can't even use that.
-小金 -我开始觉得... -Goldi. -I'm starting to think
这个愿望不像你承诺的那样 this wish isn't what you promised us.
-别说了 熊宝 -所以 到底是什么 -Leave off, Baby. -So, what is it, eh?
你的“刚刚好”到底是什么 什么愿望这么重要 What's your "just right"? What's so blasted important
重要到你把我们困在这个鬼森林里？ that you've got us stranded in this haunted forest?
我许愿要一个家！就这么回事 I'm getting a family! That's what.
一个像样的家 A proper family.
然后一切都会刚刚好 Then everything will be just right.
你的"刚刚好"...就是摆脱我们吗 Your "just right" is getting rid of us?
好吧 我猜有些人只是个过客 Well, I guess some people just stick around
喝完粥就得走了 对吧 小金 until the porridge is gone, eh, Goldi?
别这样 Come on.
你们怎么会以为我要留下来 You didn't think I would actually stay.
我都不是熊 I'm not a bear.
我一直担心 美好的时光不会长久 I was always afraid it was too good to last.
无论你有没有把我们当你的家人看待 And whether you think we're your family or not,
只要这能让你开心... if this is something that will make you happy,
我们会实现你的愿望 we'll get you that wish.
来吧 孩子们 Come on, boys.
我真是个好孩子 Oh, what a good boy am I.
“星光闪耀 星光炫彩 "Star light, star bright,
“唯此星辰 耀我夜籁 "first star I see tonight,
许我所想...” I wish..."
真不敢相信 我又上当了 I can't believe I fell for it again.
Kitty 你不明白 Kitty, you don't understand.
不明白什么？ Don't understand what?
不明白你一直都在欺骗我吗？ That you've been playing me this whole time?
我需要这个愿望 I need this wish.
噢是吗？你想知道我的愿望是什么吗？ Oh, yeah? You want to know what my wish was?
一个我可以信任的人 随便是谁都好 Someone, anyone I could trust.
嘿！ Hey!
我活到现在 都没能找到那个人 In my whole life, I've never had that.
但我以为我终于找到了 But I thought I finally found that someone
甚至不需要靠愿望 without a wish.
我以为那个人会是你 I thought it was you.
但你逃走了 再一次 But you're still running.
你仍然没有任何改变 靴猫 Still the same old Puss in Boots.
但我不是！我现在不是靴猫了 But I am not! I am not Puss in Boots.
我… I'm...
我的生命已经到了尽头 I am on my last life.
我需要找回我的人生 I need to get my lives back.
没有那几条命 我就无法…我就不是… Without them, I am not... I-I am not...
不是什么？“传奇”吗？ What? The legend?
看来 我还是比不上你唯一的真爱 I still can't compete with your one true love.
去吧 找回你的命 Go on, get your lives back.
然后从我的生命里消失 Just keep them out of mine.
Kitty 死神在追杀我！ Kitty, Death is after me!
什么？ What?
我有过很多不同的称呼…… I've been called a lot of things...
但“死神” 还是头一回 but never Death.
我喜欢 I like it.
-那是我的愿望 -喂 -That's my wish! -Oi!
那是小金的愿望 That's Goldi's wish.
抓住他！ Grab him!
让开 别挡我的路 Move! Out of my way!
我拿到了 我拿到了！ 又没拿到 I've got it! I've got it! Don't got it.
那是我的 That's mine.
砰 砰 砰！ Bang, bang, bang!
搞什么 你干嘛往枪口上撞 Oh, come on. You walked into that one.
霍纳先生 我需要你的帮助！ Mr. Horner, I need your help!
我知道了 只是现在有点忙 Duly noted, but a little busy at the moment.
咻 咻！ Pew, pew!
霍纳先生！ Mr. Horner!
噢 Ooh.
啊哈 猎熊季到了 Aha! It's bear season.
喂 我要痛扁你一顿 李子拇指 Oi, I'm gonna bust you up, plum thumb,
然后我要穿走你的衣服 and then I'm gonna wear your clothes.
你真奇葩 That was weird.
不不不… No, no, no...
熊宝！ Baby!
-妈妈,救命! -我抓到你了！ -Mama, help! -I got you!
-爸爸! -儿子 我来了！ -Papa! -Son, I'm coming!
-抓住你了 -救命！ -Got you. -Help!
-撑住！ -我感觉有点不对劲 -Hold on! -Something's happening!
帮帮我！ Help me!
救命！不 不 不！ Help! No, no, no!
坚持住 儿子！ Hang on, son!
我快撑不住了 I can't stop it!
妈妈 我要滑出去了！ Mama, I'm slipping!
我要滑... I'm slipping...
就像我告诉过你的 熊宝 你是打手 我是指挥官 Like I told you, Baby, you're the smash, I'm the grab.
是的!是的！ Yes! Yes!
不！ No!
嘿 柔爪 你喜欢这些苹果吗 Hey, Softpaws, how do you like these apples?
去死吧 他们会爆炸 Die! Blow up already.
柔爪 Softpaws.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 也许是时候和解了 Okay, you know, maybe it's time to bury the hatchet!
哦 我不该那么早喊的 Oh, I shouldn't have telegraphed it!
我拿着也没什么用 Yeah, I don't know what to do with this,
但如果你认为你需要那几条命… but if you think you need those lives...
谢谢你 佩罗 Thank you, Perrito.
你知道 我只有一条命 You know, I've only ever had one life,
但是我的生命里 有你和Kitty一起 but sharing it with you and Kitty
让它变得足够特别 has made it pretty special.
也许一条命 就够了 Maybe one life is enough.
-嗯? -那是什么？ -Huh? -What is that?
那是谁？ Who's that?
他是来找我的 He's here for me.
Puss Puss!
我很享受追捕的过程 猫咪 I've enjoyed the chase, gato,
但我想 是时候做个了断了 你和我 but I think we've reached the end now, you and I.
你要选择懦夫的方式作弊吗 You gonna take the coward's way out?
追逐更多的生命？ Run away to more lives?
还是你要堂堂正正跟我打一架 Or are you gonna fight?
捡起来 Pick it up.
快 捡起来 Go on, pick it up.
怎么 What's the matter?
眼前闪过了前几世的走马灯？ Lives flashing before your eyes?
不 No.
只有这一世的 Just one.
我不想再逃了 I'm done running.
够胆的话 就畏惧我 Fear me, if you dare.
真有趣 This is gonna be fun.
很好 Bien.
很好 Muy bien.
你真的不该再把它弄掉了 You really got to stop losing that.
跟我的小猫刀打个招呼 Say hello to my gatito blade.
来吧！ Come on!
捡起来 Pick it up.
我知道我永远无法打败你 I know I can never defeat you, lobo,
但我这一世余生 将永远抗争下去 but I will never stop fighting for this life.
我为什么要玩什么狗屁猎物游戏 Por qué diablos fui a jugar con mi comida?
你毁了这一切 You're ruining this for me.
我要杀的 是一个狂妄自大的蠢货 I came here for an arrogant little legend
他认为自己是不朽的 who thought he was immortal.
但你已经不是他了 But I don't see him anymore.
珍惜最后的生命吧 穿靴子的猫 Live your life, Puss in Boots.
好好活着 Live it well.
你知道我们还会再见面的 对吧？ You know we will meet again, right?
是的 人终有一死 Sí. Hasta la muerte.
你知道... You know,
当你说死神在追杀你时 when you said Death was after you,
我以为你只是在虚张声势 I thought you were just being melodramatic.
这个愿望属于你 The wish is yours.
你值得一个你可以信任的人 You deserve someone you can trust.
我不需要了 I don't need it.
我已经找到了 I've got what I wished for.
不需要靠魔法 No magic required.
啊 魔法小零食 Ah, magic snacks.
（吃我）
我滴个喵啊 Holy frijoles.
有那么一瞬间 我还担心自己会一丝不挂地出来呢 I was worried for a second I would come out naked,
但是我的衣服也变大了 酷 but my clothes grew, too. Cool.
谢谢 Thank you.
抓住你了 Gotcha.
这最后一个愿望 The last wish.
是我的 It's mine.
“星光闪耀 星光炫彩 "Star light, star bright,
唯此星辰 耀我夜籁” first star I see tonight..."
佩罗！ Perrito!
“许我所想 祈我所愿 "I wish I may, I wish I might
-此夜吾将...”嗯? -霍纳先生！ -have this wish..." Huh? -Señor Horner!
请不要许那个愿望好吗？ Please don't make that wish. Please?
好吗？ Please?
你在做什么 Wh-What are you doing?
请… Please...
说真的 你是疝气了还是怎么了？ Seriously, are you having a hernia or something?
拜托了… Pretty please...
看那楚楚可怜的大眼睛 They're such pools of vulnerability.
太可爱了… It's so cute...
你怎么会觉得 这招对我管用？ how you think that would work on me.
难道你不知道我的内心一片死寂吗 Don't you know I'm dead inside?
对了 你的鼻子在流血 By the way, your nose is bleeding.
哦 Oh.
我只是在为友谊小队争取时间 I was just buying some time for Team Friendship.
什么小队？ Team what?
十指连心剑！ Spanish Splinter!
噢！ Ow!
嘿！ Hey!
你做了什么？不！ What have you done? No!
地图！我的愿望！ The map. My wish.
走 快走！ Go, go, go!
哇！ Whoa!
它是我的！ It's mine.
嗯？ Huh?
你在找什么东西吗？ You looking for something?
把这当成我的辞呈吧 先生 Consider this my resignation, mister.
什么？ What?
我做了什么 要受到这样的惩罚？ What did I do to deserve this?
我是说 具体是什么？ I mean, what specifically...?
真美啊 Gorgeous.
我不想这么说 但我们是不是该许个愿？ I hate to say it, but should we make a wish?
Kitty 与你共度余生 Kitty, one life spent with you
就是我唯一的愿望 is all that I could wish for.
你救了我的命 姐姐 You saved my life, sis.
你本来要许愿的 但你没有 You was gonna make the wish, but you didn't make the wish
因为你想救你的家人 'cause you wanted to save your family.
我当时 我真的很害怕 -And I-I was really scared.
然后… And then...
喂 别为这事哭得这么厉害 Oi, don't get so blubbery about it.
不然我还能喝谁的粥？ Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?
很遗憾你的愿望没实现 小金 亲爱的 I'm sorry you didn't get your wish, Goldi, love.
但我实现了 妈妈 But I did, Mama.
我的愿望已经实现了 I did get my wish.
一切… Everything...
都刚刚好 is just right.
哦 你要把我弄哭了 Oh, now you've made me cry.
好了 怎么说 不如我们都回家冬眠吧？ Now, what say we all go home and hibernate?
小金 你跟我一模一样 真的 Hey, Goldi, you are a chip off the old block, you are.
我能说什么呢？ Well, what can I say?
我中了孤儿头奖 I won the orphan lottery.
柔爪 靴猫 Softpaws, Boots.
-小金 -三只熊 -Goldi. -Bears.
熊宝 你对我们下一个任务有什么想法吗？ Hey, Baby, you got any ideas for our next job?
哦！还记得那个馅饼工厂吗？ Oh! Remember that pie factory?
我怀疑他们可能有一个... I suspect that they might be experiencing
管理层的空缺 a leadership vacuum.
噢 家族生意 Oh, family business.
真令人兴奋 Oh, how exciting.
在那之前 我有必要给你们上一课 关于商业道德的 Now's a good time to talk about ethical business practices.
我鼻子上有只会说话的蟑螂！ There's a talking cockroach on my nose!
-把它弄下来！下来！ -别动 -Get it off! Get off! -Hold still.
哦 不 不 等一下 Oh, no, no, wait just a second.
喂 等下 Ow! Hey! Hang on!
佩罗 关于你的名字... Hey, Perrito, about that name.
我们给你取个名字吧 Let's pick one out for you.
对哦 叫狗娃子怎么样 Yeah. Oh, what about "Chiquito"?
-额... -啊 叫咀嚼者吧 -Hmm... -Ah. "Chomper."
你觉得呢 佩罗 What do you think, Perrito?
“咀嚼者” 不够好？ "Chomper," no?
我知道了 我知道了 I got it, I got it.
叫“杰夫”怎么样？ How about "Jeff"?
-杰夫？ -对啊 -Jeff? -Yeah.
他长得不像叫杰夫的 He doesn't have a Jeff's face.
可以的话 You know, if it's the same to you,
我还是继续叫"佩罗"吧 I think I'll just stick with "Perrito."
我还挺喜欢的 I kind of like it,
因为我朋友都这么叫我 since that's what my friends call me.
那就叫“佩罗” Then "Perrito" it shall be.
说实话 “咀嚼者”还不错 You know, to be honest, "Chomper" is pretty good.
可以 但没必要 Yeah, but no.
我们可以继续讨论一下 Well, we'll keep, uh, workshopping it.
这个假期必须给我完美 I want this vacation to be perfect!
你记得把我船长的帽子打包了吗？ Did you remember to pack my captain's hat?
是的 州长 Yes, Governor.
还有船长的鞋子 船长的外套 And your captain's shoes, your captain's coat
还有你船长的睡衣 and your captain's pajamas.
还有… And what about...
我的船！ My boat!
穿靴子的猫！ Puss in Boots!
（通缉 友谊小队）
佩罗！ Perrito!
“友谊小队”？ Team Friendship?
我们没同意这个名字 We did not agree to this.
是啊 这让我们看起来很可笑 Yeah, it makes us look ridiculous.
太晚了 已经是官方叫法了 Too late now. It's official.
啊 海鸥 哇 Aah! Seagull! Whoa.
掌好舵 佩罗 Steady as she goes, Perrito.
包在我身上 Dokey doke.
话说回来 我们要去哪里？ Where are we headed, anyways?
去寻找新的冒险 Off to find new adventures
去看望一些老朋友 and to see some old friends.
（远得要命王国）
哦 你还在这儿？ PUSS: Oh, you're still here?