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宝贝 Babe.
请不要吸 烟吸烟会损伤你的味蕾 Please don't smoke. It'll kill your palate.
我的味蕾会含笑死去 Then my palate will die happy.
嗨 Hey.
玛格特 今晚很重要 懂吗 Margot, tonight is huge, okay?
这些风味菜肴 都十分精致 The flavor profiles, it's all super delicate.
抽烟的话 你就不能好好欣赏美味了 When you smoke, you ruin your ability to be able to appreciate them.
拜托 Oh, come on!
求你了 Please. Please.
行吧 随便 Fine. Jesus.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢天谢地 Oh! Thank God.
这么小的船能坐下所有人吗 Is that gonna fit everyone?
当然可以 一共十二位食客 Yeah, easily. Twelve customers total.
一晚上只有十二位 A night?
他们怎么赚钱啊 How do they turn a profit?
向每人收1250美元 $1,250 a head. That's how.
你他妈在开玩笑 对吧 You're fucking kidding, right?
怎么 我们吃的是劳力士手表吗 What, are we eating a Rolex?
求你了 我们别因为讨论价格让这个晚上变得糟心 好吗 Come on, let's not ruin this by talking price, yeah?
你只需要好好享受 Just go with the flow.
今晚会很美妙的 Let it be magical.
反正花的是你的钱 -Hey, it's your dime. -Mmm.
-不错嘛 -谢谢 -Not bad! -Oh, thanks, man.
你值得好好享受一下 宝贝 You deserve this, baby.
你知道谁能喜欢这个吗 贝蒂 You know who's gonna love this? Betty!
简直就像是对会计部说 操你的 It's just a "fuck you" to Accounts.
这还不是客户晚宴呢 It's not even a client dinner.
我们真是混球 对吧 Fuck. We're dicks, huh?
真行啊 有钱就来这挥霍了 Great. A power tasting.
他们多半吃完开胃菜就喝醉了 They'll be wasted by the amuse.
-大家好 -坐船 -Hi, guys. -By boat.
你觉得我们怎么去 How did you think we were gonna get on the...
看看你 在跳板上穿高跟鞋走路 Look at you on a gangplank in heels.
操 Fuck.
我操 Holy fucking shit.
莉莉安·布鲁姆 我的天呐 Lillian Bloom. Oh, my God.
莉莉安·布鲁姆是谁 Who's Lillian Bloom?
她是《美味》的美食评论家 Food critic for Saveur.
她算是斯洛维克的伯乐 She basically discovered Slowik.
我确定了 Okay, well, it's official.
今晚是疯狂的一夜 Tonight will be madness.
开往霍索恩 大家上船 All aboard for Hawthorn!
霍索恩 大家上船 Hawthorn! All aboard!
哇 Wow.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
放松身心 准备好开往霍索恩岛的短途航行 please make yourselves comfortable for our short journey to Hawthorn Island.
-谢谢你 -真不错 -Thank you. -Ahoy!
看看我的心肝 And avast, me hearties!
希望她适航 不是吗 Let's hope she's seaworthy, eh?
对的 先生 Yes, sir. Yeah.
这是有关船的笑话 Boat... Boat jokes.
-哦哦 -对 船 -Yeah, yeah. -Boat, yeah.
-我们在船上 -对 我们在船上 -We're on a boat. -Yeah. We're on a boat.
我们船上有个名人啊 Hey, we got a famous person on board, huh?
船上有名人 FP in the house.
现在不是1998了 他已经没有什么"名"了 Barely F anymore, though. It's not 1998.
他是个"人" 有点"名" He's a P, and he's F.
我的天 快看 Oh, my God. Check it out.
你不应该替我拦一下吗 Hey, aren't you supposed to be running interference for me?
确保别人别来打扰我 好吧 Make sure people don't bother me, then?
我们都知道你没被打扰 God, we both know you were not bothered.
我还是孩子的时候就看了他演的所有电影 I saw all his movies when I was a kid.
听着 Hey, listen.
他好像是个吃货 至少大家猜是这样 Apparently, he's a big foodie. You know, thinks he is.
斯洛维克主厨欢迎您 Chef Slowik would like to welcome you
为您呈上 木犀草乳液生蚝 with a raw local oyster in a mignonette emulsion,
搭柠檬鱼子酱和牡蛎叶 请享用 with lemon caviar and an oyster leaf. Enjoy.
-太美了 谢谢 -谢谢 -Beautiful. Thank you. -Thank you.
这是他的一道拿手菜 It's one of his classics. Mmm-mmm.
这些柠檬小球都是用海藻酸钠做的 The lemon pearls are made with alginate.
海藻酸钠是 Alginate, as in, um...
海藻里的 As in algae. Come on.
哦 对 Right, yeah.
-池塘里的废料 -这不是 -Pond scum. -It's not...
好吃 Delicious.
天呐 Oh, my God.
有点好笑 It's laughable.
这有点好笑 但是又很好吃 It's actually fucking laughably good.
不错 -It's good. -Mmm.
虽然我更喜欢只吃生蚝 我爱生蚝 Think I prefer just the oyster, though. Love oysters.
不是的 你要关注食材之间的平衡 No. No. It's the balance of the products.
你需要感受满口的木犀草 You need the mouthfeel of the mignonette.
请别说 感受满口 Please don't say "mouthfeel."
你说的太晚了 感受满口 Too late. Mouthfeel.
你好 Hi.
谢谢 Thank you.
天呐 这像舞会似的 Jesus, this is like prom.
真的吗 我从没去过舞会 Yeah? I never went to prom.
真的吗 为什么 Really? Why not?
因为没有像你这样酷的女孩子愿意跟我去 'Cause none of the cool girls like you said, "Yes."
小可怜 Aw, poor baby.
那些婊子爱怎样怎样 Well, fuck those bitches.
-布莱斯 -欢迎您 -Bryce. -Welcome.
欢迎您 洛里默先生 Welcome, Mr. Lorimer.
-你好 菲丽希蒂·琳恩 -您好 晚上好 -Hello. Felicity Lynn. -Hello. Good evening.
-和达米恩·加西亚 -和乔治·迪亚兹先生 -And Damien Garcia. -And Mr. George Diaz.
-欢迎您 迪亚兹先生 -你告诉他们我的真名了 -Mr. Diaz. Welcome. -You gave my real name?
我当然告诉他们你的真名了 Of course I gave them your real name.
-万一有狗仔队怎么办 -很高兴见到你 -What about the paparazzi? -It's a pleasure to have you.
狗仔队 我们可是在岛上 Paparazzi? We're on an island.
我当然跟他们说你的真名了 Of course I gave them your real name.
欢迎来到霍索恩 Welcome to Hawthorn.
莱德福德先生和韦斯特威特小姐 Mr. Ledford and Miss Westervelt?
不是 Oh, no. Um...
不好意思 这位 Sorry, yeah, no. That was, uh...
韦斯特威特小姐计划有变 That's not Miss... She had a change of plans,
所以她 这是 so Miss Westervelt couldn't... This is Miss...
我是玛格特 I'm Margot.
你好 很高兴见到你 Hi. Nice to meet you.
欢迎你 玛格特 Margot. Welcome.
我们会尽力让您度过一个愉快的夜晚 We'll endeavor to make your evening as pleasant as possible.
-谢谢 -这边走 -Thanks. -Right this way.
谢谢 Thanks.
我的天哪 真不好意思 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
太尴尬了 对不起 That was really awkward. I'm sorry. That was not...
没关系 No, no. Fine.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
抱歉 Sorry.
李布兰特先生 李布兰特夫人 欢迎 Mr. Leibrandt. Mrs. Leibrandt. Welcome.
不介意的话 我们直接去餐厅吧 We'll just go straight to the restaurant, if you don't mind.
我们参观过很多次了 We've seen the tour many, many times.
是的 Yes, yes, you have.
尊敬的客人们 这边请 My esteemed guests can continue their conversation this way.
谢谢 请跟随我 Thank you. Please follow me.
你最近都在忙什么 So, like, what are you working on now?
嗨 谢谢关心 看到没 还是有人认识我的 Oh, hey, thanks for asking. See, people still know me.
我的职业生涯已经步入颁奖这一步了 I'm moving into the presenter phase of my career.
是嘛 给我颁一个 You know? Do me.
霍索恩岛由12英亩森林与牧场构成 Hawthorn Island comprises 12 acres of forest and pasture.
四周环绕着富饶的大海 We have the bounty of the sea surrounding us.
是啊 Oh, yeah, right.
我们正在那里捕捞扇贝 今晚就能吃到 Out there, right now, we are harvesting scallops. You'll eat them tonight.
-噢 海浪 -好耶 -No, get out. Oh, shoot! -Yes.
嘿 Hey!
多捞点哥们 Hey, harvest harder, me dude!
我们要饿死了 We're starving!
噢 天呐 Oh, my goodness.
我确实喜欢这种食材回归生物群落的想法 I do like the sense of it being a sort of biome of culinary ideas.
是的 就像一种食物沙龙 Right. Like, it functions like an epicurean salon.
不 我更喜欢生物群落 No, I like biome better I think.
确实生物群落更好 是的 是的 Biome's better. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's... Yeah.
我们来到了扯淡山的大本营 We have reached the base camp of Mount Bullshit.
太扯了 This is insane.
你闻 Smell that.
我们会很饿 We're gonna be hungry.
是的 我是一个超级尴尬的吃货 Yeah, I'm a huge embarrassing foodie.
我很喜欢这 I love this stuff.
我和主厨是私下要好的朋友 And I'm close, personal friends with the chef.
好了 花花公子 Okay, player.
我们的熏制室遵循北欧传统 Our smokehouse is in the Nordic tradition.
y 我们只用奶牛牛肉 We use the meat of dairy cows only,
把它们熏制152天来松弛蛋白链 which we age for an astonishing 152 days to relax the protein strands.
-真好 -我们可以进去吗 -Ah, yes. Yes. -Can we pop in here?
-我在网上看到过这个 -是吗 可以给我看看吗 -Dude, I read about one of these online. -Oh, yeah? Can I check it out?
-韩国烤肉 -是的 -Korean barbeque. -Yes.
但是请客人们不要触碰熏肉 它们还没有完工 But please, do not touch our proteins. They're immature.
如果这些肉在153天的时候用了会怎么样 So, what happens if you serve it on the 153rd day?
会出大事吗 Does all hell break loose, or...
那细菌会滋生 Well, I suppose the bacteria would introduce itself
细菌流入客人的血液 扩散到脊髓膜 to the consumer's bloodstream and spread into their spinal membranes,
使客人丧失行动能力 after which point, he or she would become incapacitated
不久后死亡 and shortly thereafter expire.
是的 会出大事 So, yes, all hell would break loose.
好在我们是熏制专家 Good thing we're pros, yes?
-我愿意给她工作 -是的 I'd like to work for her.
太酷了 -Yeah. -Cool.
这是我们住的地方 This is where we live.
什么 你们真的住在这里 所有人 Yeah? What, you actually live here? All of you?
所有人 All of us.
除了主厨 Except Chef.
这样 -Yeah, well... -Oof.
团队精神 是吧 Esprit de corps. No?
不 费尔德曼先生 并不只是团队 No, Mr. Feldman. It's very much more than that.
在这里我们是家人 Here we are family.
每天6点开始 5个小时准备工作 Each day starts at 6:00, with five hours of prep work.
我们收获 发酵 We harvest. We ferment.
屠宰 腌制 We slaughter. We marinate.
液化 球化 We liquify. We spherify.
凝胶 We gel.
-他们还凝胶 -是的 -They, um... They "gel?" -Yeah.
我们凝胶 We gel.
晚餐一般持续4小时25分钟 Dinner is typically four hours and 25 minutes.
每天凌晨2点准时结束 Each day ends at well past 2:00 in the morning.
所以我们最好住在这里 So yes, it's best that we all live here.
你们会感到精力燃尽吗 You guys ever get burned out, or...
-精力燃尽 -是的 抱歉 -"Burned out?" -Yeah, sorry, sorry.
就像是 厌倦了做同一件事 Like, tired of doing the same thing?
主厨对自己要求极高 我们也是 Chef holds himself to the highest standard, and so do we.
我们从不会"点燃"任何东西 除非是设计要求 为了让食物更加美味 We never burn anything unless by design, to make delicious.
现在 有谁饿了 Now, who's hungry?
最后我们能吃上饭 对吧 There is food at the end of this, right?
Boat food to dinner table.
艾尔莎 Elsa.
不好意思 Excuse me.
艾尔莎 嗨 Elsa. Elsa, hi.
谁住在那 Uh, who lives there?
主厨 Chef.
我们可以参观吗 Oh, can we see that?
就连我们都被禁止进入主厨的木屋 莱德福德先生 Even we are not allowed inside Chef's cottage, Mr. Ledford.
走吧 Come on.
我们绝不能打扰尊贵的食物之王 We mustn't disturb the Lord High Emperor of Sustenance.
是的 好吧 Yeah, all right.
"山羊"的意思难道不是"史上最佳"吗 Isn't the GOAT the greatest of all time, though?
不不不 从前 No, no, no. Back in the day...
你觉得他会选那头大的吗 You think he'd pick that big guy?
我觉得我们应该安排好发帖时间 So, I think that maybe we'll just time the post.
是嘛 带你去最好的位置 Oh, yeah? Bring you to the best spots?
是的 我订的最好的位置 你说呢 Yes, well, I book the best spots.
而你是用的我的名字 -So you tell me. -With my name.
我 Well, I...
嗨 又见了 Hi, again.
先生 冻糕 Gentlemen, parfait?
看那景色 Oh! Look at that view.
拍照吗 Wanna take a picture?
我们坐哪 老大 Where we going, chief?
过来 和我换个座位 Here. Switch seats with me.
-您贵姓 -米尔斯 -Miss... -Mills.
米尔斯女士 你坐在韦斯特威特小姐的位置上 Ms. Mills. You will be sitting in Miss Westervelt's seat.
你坐这风景更好 Just... You should have the better view.
我不 Well, I don't...
我不需要更好的风景 I don't need a better view.
不 我去看眼厨房 No, I'm gonna look at the kitchen.
-谢谢 -玫瑰红葡萄酒 我们先来点 -Thank you! -The rosé, we'll get first.
请享用 Enjoy.
欢迎观摩厨师们打造创新美味 Feel free to observe the cooks as they innovate.
但是务必不要给我们的餐点拍照 But please, do not photograph our dishes.
主厨坚信 美食的美丽 Chef strongly feels that the beauty in his creations
蕴含在转瞬即逝之间 lies in their ephemeral nature.
来 快来 这可不能错过了 Here, come on. We can't miss this.
你是用万能雪泥机做出来的吗 Do you make that with a Pacojet?
正是 先生 -Exactly right, sir. -Mmm.
跟你说 万能雪泥机可以把食材研磨成粉末状 有细雪一般的口感 You know, a Pacojet can produce a powderized, uh, snow-like texture.
-酷 -对 我也有一台 -Cool. -Yeah. I have one.
你对你的厨具真了解 莱德福德先生 You really know your stuff, Mr. Ledford.
你知道我的名字 You know my name?
我们想认识所有来这里用餐的宾客 Oh, we like to know everyone who dines with us.
还有 主厨在这里吗 我很想和他聊聊 And Chef, is he around here somewhere? I'd love to talk with him.
请您回您的座位吧 Why don't you take your seat?
我们马上就要上菜了 We're about to serve.
对 对 行 多谢 Oh, right. Yeah, okay. Thank you.
-哇 -需要我为您添酒吗 女士 -Wow. -More Lambrusco, madam?
真的 对于细节的把控 真的 他妈的绝了 Well, the attention to detail, it's like, fuck!
他甚至知道我的名字 宝贝 And he knew my name, babe!
是的 但是你没问他的名字 Yeah. I noticed you didn't ask his name.
因为 Yeah, well, you know.
他来了 There he is.
我日 他是不是在看我啊 Fuck me. Is he looking at me?
-淡了 这还淡了 -好吧 是有点儿淡 -Bland? You call that bland? -Well, it is bland.
你可喜欢冬天了 对吗 You like the winter, don't you?
-其实并没有 -真他妈怪胎一个 -I don't actually... -Fucking freak.
接下来呈上的是浓缩腌制青瓜蜜果 Here we have a compressed and pickled cucumber melon,
佐以牛乳雪泡 焦香风味 milk snow, and charred lace.
-谢谢 -慢用 -Thanks. -Enjoy.
从头到尾都是对雪的痴迷啊 Oh! This ongoing obsession with snow.
正式来说 它是个传染病 并且不存在有免疫体质的人 It's officially a plague, and no one is immune.
你尝出来一丝羊羔味了吗 Can you taste a little goat?
回甘中传着一丝小羊羔的味道 Right at the end. A little kid.
服务员说有奶泡在里面 She said milk.
我在想是什么奶 I wonder.
-她没有说是什么动物的奶 -确实没有 -She did not say of what species. -She did not.
我很想听听你节目的提案 I want to hear your pitch for the show,
但先让我为过去两年 but first I would like to say "thank you"
向你说一声谢谢 for the last two years.
这个机会是我 This opportunity has been, uh...
是你一生中最犬的机遇 The best of your life?
咱们来为许多 更多的 Let's have to many, many, many more.
哎呀 我在做道别祝酒词呢 请你让我说完可以吗 Come on. I'm trying to do a goodbye toast. Can you please just let me do that?
-不是道别 不是的 -就是 -No, it ain't. No, it ain't. -Yes, it is.
-我要迈向新的起点了 -哎呀 天呐 -I'm starting a new position. -Oh, my God!
我妈妈给我在索尼安排了一个工作 My mom got me a job at Sony.
两个星期前我就和你说了 I told you this two weeks ago.
这是我的工作机 Here's my, uh, work phone.
这个是制片公司的信用卡 Here's the production company's credit card.
你在干嘛呢 这东西不可转让的 What are you doin'? Non-transferrable.
这个 是你在洛杉矶房子的钥匙 And here is the key to your house in LA...
-我衣服没地儿放呀 -这个是纽约的 -I don't have pockets. -...your apartment in New York
这个是你背着老婆在纽约的 and your other apartment in New York that your wife doesn't know about.
阿曼达怎么样了 How's Amanda?
把这些收好 下个星期一我就走了 Take it because I won't be there on Monday.
确定要继续吗 We're doing this?
搞"畅谈人生" The "talking about our lives" thing?
-确定吗 我们有这么熟吗 -确实 我也不想 -Is that it? We're close? -Hey, I don't want to either.
-但是我们应该这样做 -呃 必须这样吗 -But shouldn't we? -Well, do we have to?
情况不容乐观呀 布莱斯 Well, not good, Bryce. Okay?
我和阿曼达关系并不好 不是很融洽 Me and Amanda are not good. It's not good.
是你的问题吗 Are you at fault?
不 肯定是她的问题 她逼我给她的前同事发消息 No, it was her fault. She made me text her coworker.
妈的 肯定问题在我啊 哥们 Yeah, fucking of course it's my fault, bro.
我真是个畜生 I'm an asshole.
哎 起码我们有工作 Well, at least we have work.
-还有钱 -敬工作和钱 -And money. -To work and money.
-对的 兄弟们 -不错 -Yeah, baby. -Yeah, baby.
我们是不是有点儿可悲了 We're pathetic, aren't we?
天呐 来个人把我们都打死算了 Oh, my God, dude. Somebody, shoot us.
不 我不会收 No, I'm not gonna have...
天 我真想住在这里面 Jesus Christ. I want to live inside this thing.
所以 是不是我不像你一样热衷于此也没问题 Mmm. So it's okay that I'm not as into this as you are?
没事 没事 现在就好的很 Oh, no, no. It's good.
我正在和世界上最酷的女孩子一起吃饭呢 I'm sitting with the coolest girl here.
好 这种宴席有什么特别之处吗 Okay, so what is it with this food thing?
我不好说 打个比方 人们会狂热崇拜那些 I don't know. It's like, you know how people idolize,
运动员 音乐家 you know, athletes, and musicians,
-画家等等 对吧 -嗯哼 -and painters, and stuff? -Mmm-hmm.
对的 那些人都是傻逼 他们干什么其实无关紧要 Yeah, those people are idiots. What they do, it doesn't matter.
他们只是打打球 弹弹尤克里里什么的 They play with inflatable balls and ukuleles and shit.
但是厨师 Chefs,
他们用生命与死亡作为原材料 they play with the raw materials of life itself.
进行创造 And death itself. It's...
《主厨的餐桌》每一集 我都看了两三遍 I mean, I've watched every fucking episode of Chef's Table two or three times.
但是斯洛维克主厨那集 我看了二十遍 I've watched Slowik's 20 times.
我看了他讲解绿草莓何时恰好最为生涩 I've watched him explain the exact moment a green strawberry is perfectly unripe.
他把握完美时间 在扇贝将死之时 I've watched him plate a raw scallop
将扇贝肉摆盘的片段 我也看了 during its last dying contraction of muscle.
烹饪是站在深渊边缘的艺术 It's art on the edge of the abyss,
正如上帝决定生死 是一码事 which is where God works, too. It's the same.
这个比方打的很不错 泰勒 That was beautifully put, Tyler.
-别 别拿我开涮了 -不是的 我是说真的 -Stop. Don't. No. -No! I'm being serious.
我觉得我开始摸到点门道了 I think I'm, um, starting to get it.
-真的吗 -真的 只有一点 -Really? -Yeah. A little.
可以了 Okay.
遵命 主厨 Yes, Chef.
晚上好 Good evening.
-晚上好 您好 -您好 -Good evening. Hello. -Hello.
欢迎各位来到霍索恩 Welcome to Hawthorn.
我是朱利安·斯洛维克 I am Julian Slowik,
今晚我们很荣幸招待各位 and tonight it'll be our pleasure to feed you.
要开始了 The curtain rises.
接下来几个小时里 你们将会品尝到 脂肪 Over the next few hours you will ingest fat,
咸盐 糖 蛋白质 salt, sugar, protein,
菌菇 bacteria, fungi,
不同种类的肉类 蔬菜 various plants and animals,
有时候 还包含整个生态系统 and, at times, entire ecosystems.
但是开始之前我必须先请求各位一件事 But I have to beg of you one thing.
只有一件事 It's just one.
不要只是吃 Do not eat.
他是认真的吗 Is he serious?
要品尝 Taste.
要欣赏 Savor.
要享受 Relish.
细细品味你们送入口中的每一口食物 Consider every morsel that you place inside your mouth.
心里想着这一切 Be mindful.
不要只顾着吃 But do not eat.
我们提供的昂贵菜品可不止为了吃 Our menu is too precious for that.
看看周围 And look around you.
看看我们所处的这座岛 Here we are on this island.
接受 Accept.
接受所有的一切 Accept all of it.
并且原谅 And forgive.
本着这种精神 And on that note,
上菜 food!
对 对 上菜吧 Yeah, yeah. Bring it, bring it.
来了 Here they come.
哇喔 看起来像一个仪仗队 Oh, wow. It's like a marching band.
第一道菜叫"岛屿" Our first course is called "The Island."
呈现在您面前的 是岛上各处的植物 On your plate are plants from around the island,
摆在来自沙滩的岩石上 placed on rocks from the shore,
覆盖着刚刚冻结 经过过滤的海水 covered in barely frozen, filtered seawater
融化过程中将给菜品带来特别的风味 which will flavor the dish as it melts.
这就是我们早上看到有人在捕的 You know, this is what the guy was fishing for earlier...
您说 Sorry?
不好意思 主厨 Sorry, Chef.
完全没关系 没错 就是那些扇贝 It's perfectly all right. Yes, they are those very same scallops.
关于这道菜有一点我们必须牢记 Now, here is what you must remember about this dish.
我们这些来到岛上的人 无关紧要 We, the people on this island, are not important.
这座岛和它提供的养分 已经处在完美的状态之中 The island and the nutrients it provides exist in their most perfect state
不需要我们来收集 控制 或者消化 without us gathering them or manipulating them, or digesting them.
与自然中 土壤中 水中 空气中 What happens inside this room is meaningless
所发生的一切相比 compared to what happens outside in nature,
这个房间中进行的一切 in the soil, in the water,
毫无意义 in the air.
我们转瞬即逝 We are but a frightened nanosecond.
自然才是永恒 Nature is timeless.
各位用餐愉快 Enjoy.
这真是令人愉快哈 That's a cheery thought.
你哭了吗 Are you crying?
我就是觉得 太感人了 It's just that I find it all very moving.
太美好了 我 It's all so beautiful. I just...
我都舍不得吃了 It's almost too beautiful to eat.
哎 我家那边最好的一家餐馆 You know, the nicest restaurant in my hometown was...
你没觉得主厨生我的气吧 You don't think Chef's mad at me, right?
因为我刚刚说扇贝的事 For the scallop thing?
你不用总叫他主厨 泰勒 You don't have to call him "Chef," Tyler.
他肯定都不知道你是谁 I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know about your existence.
我还挺希望他能 I kind of want him to...
-喜欢你 -差不多 -Like you? -Yeah. Kinda.
泰勒 你是顾客 Tyler, you're the customer.
你为他的服务付费了 You're paying him to serve you.
他喜不喜欢你又有什么关系 It doesn't really matter whether he likes you or not.
对 等等 这是什么意思 Right. Wait. What does that mean?
没什么 Mmm. Nothing.
放松点 吃你的石头吧 Relax. Just eat your rock.
佐餐酒 来自科林莫瑞酒庄 And to pair, from our friends at Caroline Morey,
位于夏山-蒙哈榭的 a Chassagne-Montrachet
2014年一级葡萄酒 premier cru from 2014.
这不只是一级葡萄园出产 Not just a single vineyard.
也是使用了最佳的一排葡萄藤 A single row of vines.
-哇 绝了 -简直是魔法 -Wow. Perfect. -It's magical.
想法 我真的想法是 Thoughts? I'm really feeling this is quite...
这道菜好坏参半 一入嘴就能品尝到味道 It's half-great. It's there in moments.
一入嘴就尝到了 There in moments.
摆盘方面需要再提升 There's a neediness to the plating, you know.
这道菜处理得过于干净了 I mean, it's been tweezered to fuck.
不过没有影响味道 味道很纯正 But the flavors are there. It's very clean.
让我想到了塔拉萨 It's very, um, thalassic.
-塔拉萨 -就是海洋 -"Thalassic?" -Oceanic.
塔拉萨代表着海洋 Thalassa was the primeval spirit of the sea.
塔拉萨和蓬托斯都是 Oh, Thalassa and Pontus.
-对 -没错 -Yes, yes, yes. -Correct. So, we are...
我们在享用大海 We're eating the ocean.
-是的 -没错 -Yeah. -Yes.
怎么样 -How is it? -Mmm.
不错 It's good.
在节目里 你不能只用"不错"两个字描述 You can't just say "good" for the show. You have to...
你得展开说说 You have to embellish.
我的天 有必要吗 这又不是什么高深的学问 Oh, my God. For crying out loud. It's not brain surgery, okay?
-这就是个美食旅行团节目 -行 好吧 -It's a goddamn travel-food show. -I know. Okay, so then, do it.
行 那你继续说 Yeah, yeah. So pitch it to me.
对 我们去了意大利 对吧 -Okay, so we go to Italy, right? -Mmm-hmm.
我们拍我穿着七分裤 开着粉彩绿的小电驴 We shoot me in capri pants on a pastel green Vespa,
到处想找朱佩塞农场买奶酪 driving around to get to some Giuseppe's farm with cheese.
我吃一口奶酪 I eat the cheese, and then...
这时镜头给我一个特写 There's a close-up of me.
我闭上眼睛 假装好吃到高潮 然后我们就去南非 And I close my eyes, and I fake an orgasm, and then off to South Africa,
然后我可能 聊一聊种族主义不怎么好 and then, I maybe... I talk about how racism is not so cool,
然后我们就能得艾美奖啦 and bingo bongo, Emmy time.
-就这样 -行了吧 我能吃了吗 -That's it? -Okay? Can I eat now?
你周一难道就这样和三家流媒体说吗 That's what you're gonna pitch to three streaming services on Monday?
对啊 差不多就这样吧 Yeah. Pretty much. That's that.
行吧 我他妈的老天爷 绝对是一场灾难 Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ. That's a disaster.
我觉得你酒驾没办法去南非的 I don't think you can go to South Africa with a DUI.
-你们觉得怎么样 -像海獭吃的东西 -You like this? -The otter food?
我觉得还不错 Yeah. It's solid.
我刚刚吃的扇贝肉和我家的厨师里卡多做的差不多 I mean, I've had shellfish just as good
你们都知道里卡多 他很不错的 with my chef at home, Ricardo. You know Ricardo. He's amazing.
-确实棒极了 -随便吧 -Incredible. -Whatever.
至少我们来过这里了 At least we can say we've been here, right?
我爸以前说 经历都是买来的 My dad used to say that you buy the experience.
我是说这看起来像是 郊区景观 I mean, this looks like a suburban landscaping.
什么鬼啊 What the fuck?
我那天在德劳伦蒂斯看到佩里了 I saw Perry at DeLaurenti's the other day.
他怎么样 How is he?
他那个人 You know...
佩里嘛 Perry.
谢谢 Thank you.
五分钟内装盘完毕 I want plating in five!
遵命 主厨 Yes, Chef!
他非得一直这么拍手吗 Is he gonna keep doing that?
面包已经以各种形式存在了超过一万两千年 Bread has existed in some form for over 12,000 years,
尤其是在穷人的生活里 especially amongst the poor.
面粉和水 Flour and water.
不能再简单了 What could be simpler?
直到今天 谷物也占到了农业生产的65% Even today, grain represents 65% of all agriculture.
水果和植物只占百分之六 Fruits and vegetables only 6%.
古希腊的农民将一些不新鲜的面包蘸酒作早餐 Ancient Greek peasants dipped their stale, measly bread in wine for breakfast.
要不是为了乞求我们每天的面包 And how did Jesus teach us to pray
-耶稣又如何教我们祈祷呢 -乞求我们每天的面包 -if not to beg for our daily bread? -Beg for our daily bread.
面包是 而且一直是普通人的食物 It is, and has always been, the food of the common man.
但各位贵宾 你们不是普通人 But you, my dear guests, are not the common man.
所以今晚 And so tonight...
你们没有面包 ...you get no bread.
-他肯定是在开玩笑 -他在开玩笑 -He must be joking. -He's joking.
-这简直往上又走了一个层次 -你们不会是 -This is next-level. -How are you not gonna...
哇 他不是开玩笑 Wow, he's not kidding.
一家以面包出名的餐厅不提供面包 真好 Not gonna serve bread at a restaurant known for their bread. That's sweet.
-什么 -谢谢 -What? -Thank you.
真要这样吗 It's not a fake-out, is it?
-什么 -不 -What? -No.
多少也给一点儿吧 It's gotta be a bit.
这他妈是认真的 Are you fuckin' serious?
本着这种精神 In this spirit,
请品尝这道没有主菜的配料 please enjoy the unaccompanied accompaniments.
你们今晚吃不到的这种面包 "The bread you will not be eating tonight
是由一种叫红法夫的传统小麦制成的 "was made from a heritage wheat called red fife,
与我们蒂哈查皮粮食项目的合作伙伴共同完成 "crafted with our partners at the Tehachapi Grain Project
他们致力于保护原种植物 "devoted to preserving heirloom grains."
疯了吧 -This is insane. -Mmm!
不得不说 周围的这些玩意 I gotta say that the shit around the total absence of the bread
还真不错 is, like, really good.
我觉得有点离谱 I mean, it's a little outrageous, isn't it?
确实难以理解 It's fiendish, really.
他总能洞察到 食物反映着阶级的历史 I mean, he's always been keenly aware of food as a history of class...
我也是这么理解的 I mean, as have I.
当然 Sure.
这些酱汁看起来有点分层 Though I will say that this emulsion does look slightly split.
是的 Yeah.
我本来不想说的 刚端来的时候我就注意到了 I mean, I wasn't gonna say anything. I noticed as soon as it came down.
它分层了 分层了 It's broken. It's broken.
是啊 我觉得 Yeah, which is really... I mean, you really...
在这种高级的餐厅不该出现这样的情况 You really shouldn't see that in a restaurant of this quality. There it is.
-嗯 但确实出现了 -是的 -Well, there it is. -Yeah.
天哪 这简直是无上珍馐 Oh, my God. I mean, it's next-level badassery.
他在介绍菜品的同时穿插了历史 The way he weaves in historical allegories.
我是说 我们要猜测 整顿晚宴的首要主题是什么 I mean, the game is trying to guess what the overarching theme of the entire meal is gonna be.
到最后你就知道了 You won't know until the end.
等下 你喜欢这个 Wait. You... You like this?
是啊 Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
他只是在羞辱你 He's basically insulting you.
不不不 你没理解 No, no, no. You don't get it.
这是个概念 It's a concept.
我知道概念是什么 泰勒 I know what a concept is, Tyler.
相信我 他是在讲故事 Trust me. He's telling a story.
所以他的食物如此令人垂涎 That's what makes his food so exciting.
他不只是主厨 还会讲述故事 He's not just a chef. He's a storyteller.
而且他根本不在乎狗屁规矩 And he doesn't give a fuck about the rules.
也许我什么都不懂 但是我认为 Call me the girl next door, but maybe there are some rules
你可能还是要在意一些规矩的 也许是 that you should give a fuck about, like, I don't know,
必须要给餐厅的顾客提供食物 giving food to people at a restaurant.
亲爱的 没人觉得你什么都不懂 Dearest, no one would ever call you the girl next door.
我自己会做面包 I make my own bread.
-是吗 我都不知道 -是的 -You do? I didn't know that. -Yeah.
很淳朴的做法 Oh, yeah. I mean, it's very rustic.
乡村风格的 使用酵母 It's peasant style. Yeasty.
你用的哪种酵母 What kind of yeast are you using?
我用苹果自制的 Oh, I make my own from apples.
是啊 你当然是用苹果自制酵母 Well, of course you make your own yeast from apples.
你真机智 You wicked thing.
布卢姆女士 -Ms. Bloom? -Mmm?
这是另一种分层了的酱汁 Here is another broken emulsion.
斯洛维克主厨送您的 Courtesy of Chef Slowik.
-你好 -打扰一下 -Hello. -Excuse me.
一切合您心意吗 先生 Is everything to your liking, sir?
其实没有 感谢提问 Well, actually, no. Thanks for asking.
食物很好 Uh, I mean, look, the food's great
我们完全可以理解各种概念 and we totally get all the conceptual stuff.
但请问可以给我们点面包吗 But could we please get a little bread?
或者给我的朋友一些无麸质的食物 You know, and some gluten-free for my friend as well?
不行 No.
不行 "No?"
不行 No.
好吧 Okay.
这一切都很巧妙 我本来也不想这么做 This is all very clever, and I didn't want to pull this card,
但是你知道我们是谁吧 but you know who we are, right?
知道 Yes.
你知道吗 你知道我们是谁 You do? You know who we are?
我知道你们是谁 I know who you are.
那你也知道我们是道格·维瑞克的同事是吧 Mmm-hmm. Then you know we work with Doug Verrick, right?
不 你们是维瑞克先生的下属 No, you work for Mr. Verrick.
-的确 -妈的 -Exactly. -Oh, fuck it.
所以你知道我们都是一边的 And so you know, we all play on the same team.
那就给我们来点面包吧 So, just slip us a little bread.
-非常感谢 -我们不会告诉别人的 女士 -Please. -We won't tell a soul, lady.
-我保证 行吗 -不行 -I promise, okay? -No.
你是说不行 Did you say, "No?"
是的 我说不行 I said, "No." Yes.
-好吧 -行 -Okay. -Okay.
-哇 -好吧 -Wow. -Okay.
那就这样吧 谢谢 That will be all, though. Thanks.
不好意思 May I?
没事的 You don't have to do... Okay.
你会吃的比你想要的少 You will eat less than you desire
但比你应得的多 and more than you deserve.
很高兴为您服务 It's a pleasure to serve you.
我有酮病 这样也不错 Well, I remain in ketosis, so that's good news.
没有面包 让人注意力集中了 Without the bread, it really focuses you.
这太美味了 我想把头都埋进去 It's so fucking good. Embalm me in this.
-你不想尝尝吗 -不了 -Are you not gonna try it? -No.
-不尝一下 -不要 -No? -No.
真的很好吃 This is great stuff.
-那给我吃吧 -好啊 拿去吧 -I'll take it and eat it. -Yeah, go for it.
这是个意外 That was a total accident.
大家都会遇到这种事 It happens to the best of us.
对 I'm...
对不起 I'm sorry. That was...
非常抱歉 No, I'm so sorry.
你还没吃你的食物 You haven't touched your food.
没 There...
没有食物啊 There is no food.
不 这就是食物 Well, no. This is food.
还有更多东西要品尝呢 So, um, lots more food to come.
-不想吃得太饱 -那是不可能的 -Don't wanna fill up. -That would not be possible.
我为了确保你们不会吃饱 精确地计算了菜品份量 I've precisely designed the portions to account for that.
所以 你可以放心 So, you won't fill up.
请用餐吧 Please eat.
只有你用餐 菜单才会有意义 The menu only makes sense if you eat.
但是你告诉我们不能吃 But you told us not to eat.
那不是我的本意 女士 你很清楚 That is not what I meant, madam. And you know it.
好吧 谢谢你的关心 Well, thank you for your concern,
不过请让我自己决定我什么时候吃和想吃什么 but I am perfectly capable of deciding when I eat and what.
谢谢 Thank you.
天哪 丢死人了 Christ, that was humiliating.
-丢人 -是啊 -"Humiliating?" -Yeah.
泰勒 这人就是个混蛋 Tyler, the guy is a prick.
别这样说 Please don't.
你不应该他妈的这么没有礼貌 You shouldn't be so fucking rude.
-怎么了 -他只是叫你品尝而已 -What? -He asked you to eat.
-我不喜欢 -那也要试试 -I don't like it. -Just try it.
好不 Please.
三分钟内装盘完毕 朋友们 Plating in three, my friends!
是 主厨 Yes, Chef!
2013年产的黑皮诺葡萄酒 由罗斯·科布酿造 That's a 2013 Pinot Noir from Ross Cobb.
我们用浸入式搅拌机对它进行了醒酒过程 We hyper-decanted it with an immersion blender
为了从沉睡中唤醒它 to awaken it from its slumber.
这酒有着斯拉夫尼亚橡木 浓郁的樱桃和烟草的气息 Slavonian oak, rich cherry and tobacco notes,
有一股淡淡的渴望与追悔之感 and a faint sense of longing and regret.
-请品尝 -渴望与追悔 -Yes. Enjoy. -Longing and regret.
我的最爱 My favorite.
她又盯着我们 She's staring again.
我们是不是在哪儿见过她 Where do we know her from?
没见过 We don't.
好吧 她长得真像克莱尔 Well, she really does look like Claire.
你怎么老是叨叨这个 她不像 Why do you keep saying that? She doesn't.
你不觉得 You don't think so?
她一点都不像我们的克莱尔 She's nothing like our Claire.
那种恍惚的样子真像 That same faraway face.
别纠结了 好吗 Can we not obsess? Please?
我知道 假设一下 如果你要离开 I know. Hypothetically, if you were leaving...
-好吧 -当然你不会真的走 -Right. -...which you're not...
你会为了什么离开 -Mmm-hmm. -...what would you be leaving for?
副联合开发主管 Associate Development Co-Exec.
什么玩意儿 And what the hell is that?
开发部门的职位 所以我会负责开发 或者帮忙开发什么 It's in development, so I'd be developing or helping to develop things...
这个工作怎么就比跟着我干强了 Why would that be better than working for me?
-呃 因为在那儿有未来 -好吧 Well, because there's a future there.
-那是个大公司 -好吧 -It's a corporate... -Right. Right.
不一样的未来 明白了不 A different kind of future. Does that make sense?
在公司里 At the corporate...
幸亏这些都是假设啊 Thank God it's all just hypothetical anyway.
下一道菜叫做"记忆" The next course is called "Memory."
这就是这道菜有意要唤起的 And that is what it's meant to evoke.
一段记忆 A memory.
我想跟你们讲一段我的记忆 So, let me tell you a memory of mine.
当时我还是个孩子 在爱荷华州的滑铁卢市生活 When I was growing up, a child in Waterloo, Iowa,
周二是墨西哥卷饼之夜 Tuesday was taco night.
是呀 Oh, yeah!
塔可星期二 Taco Tuesday!
没错 Yeah!
这位 这个女士 And this, here, this lady here.
这是我妈妈 This is my mother.
你可以看到 她已经醉得不省人事了 As you can see, she's rather drunk.
这种事不稀罕 This is not unusual.
我七岁的时候 When I was seven years old,
一个星期二 我爸爸醉醺醺的回到家 one Tuesday, my father came home quite drunk.
相当醉 Really drunk.
也不是什么稀罕事儿 Also, not unusual.
我妈妈越来越气 对着他大叫 My mother grew angry and screamed at him,
就在这时 他拿着根电话线缠到 at which point, he proceeded to wrap a telephone cord
我妈妈的脖子上 拉得很紧 around her neck and pull it tight.
我哭了 I wept.
我大声叫嚷 求着他赶紧放开 I screamed, I begged him to stop.
为了让他停下 To make him stop,
我最后得用厨房剪刀捅了他的大腿 I finally had to stab him in the thigh with kitchen scissors.
你还记得那时候 对吧 妈妈 You remember that, Mother, don't you?
现在想想 我认为我当晚应该用剪刀刺进他的喉咙 Now, I suppose I should've stabbed him in the throat that evening.
我们年轻的时候都不太聪明啊 But we're not so smart when we're young.
这个塔可星期二 你们可以想象一下 It was, as you can imagine,
可以说相当难忘了 as a very memorable taco night.
-谢天谢地他没有捅他的喉咙 -这是什么鬼啊 -Oh, thank God he didn't. -I mean, what the fuck was that?
-很有戏剧性 -你喜欢这故事 -Theatrical. -You liked that?
是啊 这叫大厨艺术家的背景故事 Yeah, it's a backstory to what makes him a chef artist.
哥们 这个人的幽默感也太黑暗了吧 Dude, that guy's got some really dark sense of humor, bro.
他这人真严肃啊 He's such an intense dude.
所以 为你们献上 So, here you have
木屋熏制的墨西哥式烤布雷斯鸡腿肉 house-smoked Bresse chicken thigh al pastor
搭配我们用传家宝马萨面粉制作的墨西哥玉米饼 and our own tortillas made with heirloom masa,
-这是霍索恩的招牌菜之一 -谢谢 -one of Hawthorn's signature dishes. -Thank you.
我们一直在调整菜单 但正如布鲁姆女士所知 We change our menu constantly, but, as Ms. Bloom knows,
这道菜自始至终从未变过 this has been a staple since day one.
就像人们常说的那样 It's what you once said...
这道菜让你广为人知 Put you on the map.
让我广为人知 Put me on the map.
具体为何人所知 Precisely what map would that be...
我很好奇 I wonder.
无论怎样 因为我们一直在创新 并且我们担心与食客脱离联系 Anyways, because we're always innovating, and we fear irrelevance,
在经典的基础上做了升级 an update to a classic.
我们用激光刻字机在玉米饼上打印了图案 The images on the tortillas have been made using a laser-engraving machine.
这是我们第一次用这种机器 It's the first time we've used it.
我们希望这个塔可之夜能激发起所有人的回忆 We hope this taco night evokes strong memories for us all.
请享用 Enjoy.
他当然要做一道墨西哥卷饼 Well, of course he had to do a taco.
给你 Here you are.
这些是什么 莉莉安 What are they, Lil?
是餐厅 They're restaurants.
这些餐厅在我写过评价之后都选择了关店 That I reviewed that all closed.
这算是他开的玩笑 是吧 Like a gag, then?
我觉得是 Um, I think so.
理查德 这些是什么 Richard, what are these?
玉米饼啊 卷着吃的 Taco things. For the tacos.
不是 这些照片 都是我们的照片 No, the pictures. They're all of us.
这张是你切除额头上黑色素瘤之后拍的 This one is after you had the melanoma removed from your forehead.
还有绷带呢 There's the bandage.
真贴心 他们还记得我们 Isn't that nice? They remembered us.
泰勒 这是你吗 Tyler, is that you?
是啊 这些他妈的是我今晚偷偷给菜品拍照的画面 Yeah. They're all me from tonight taking fucking photos.
我的老天 这人怎么回事 Jesus Christ, what's with this guy?
我就知道 他讨厌我 I knew it. He hates me.
妈的 我还不觉得他会介意我拍照 God damn it. I didn't think he'd really mind.
-我该道歉吗 -因为什么道歉 -Should I apologize? -Apologize for what?
什么 -Oh... -What?
打给阳光医生那部电影 Calling Doctor Sunshine.
我的老天 我忘了那件事 Oh, my God. I forgot about that one.
愚蠢的角色 糟糕的剧本 Dumb part. Bad script.
拍电影的过程倒是挺有趣 Fun shoot, though.
也许因为你俩是好朋友 他才开了个玩笑 Hmm. Maybe it's a joke 'cause you're friends, right?
是的 是的 朋友 Yeah, yeah, you know, friends.
我是想说 我真的有朋友吗 I mean, you know, do I have any friends?
等等 Wait. Um...
朋友们 什么情况 Hey, guys, what the fuck?
这些是 Are these...
他们怎么知道这些的 How did they get these?
情况不对 It's not good.
打扰一下 Uh, excuse me.
先生 有什么能为您效劳的 Can I help you, sir?
嗯 Yeah. What...
这些是什么 What the hell are these?
这是玉米薄饼 These are tortillas.
是的 这又是什么 Yes, and what are these?
是玉米薄饼 These are tortillas
上面印着艾可布莱特公司的税收记录和其他文件 which contain EchoBrite's tax records and other documents,
证明你们是如何用虚假交易开发票的 showing how your company has created invoices with fake charges.
你们从哪里弄来的这些 How did you get these?
很抱歉 主厨不会跟别人分享他的菜谱 I'm sorry, but Chef never reveals his recipes.
你们知道你们做了什么蠢事吗 Do you know how fucked you are?
明天早上我们就让这家店关门 听明白了吗 We'll have this place closed by the morning. Do you understand?
不 不需要你们麻烦 Oh, no, that won't be necessary.
请享用 Enjoy.
这是你 And this is you and...
那个女的是谁 Who is that woman?
我怎么会知道 这是假的 Well, how the hell should I know? It's faked.
这只是个愚蠢的笑话 It's some sort of stupid joke.
这他妈的只是个塔可 它又不会吃了你 It's a fucking taco, okay? It can't hurt you.
是啊 一个可能把我们送上法庭的塔可 Yeah, a fucking taco that might hold up in court.
我们可以说我们不知情 如果他们想告发我们 We have plausible deniability, and if they try to turn us in...
是的 Right!
如果他们告发我们 他们势必要牵扯到维瑞克 If they turn us in, they'd be turning Verrick in.
他们就等着跟我们一样完蛋吧 And then they'd be just as fucked as we are.
好吗 所以我们会没事的 Right? So, we're fine.
对吧 Right?
-是 我们会没事的 -没事的 管他呢 -Yeah, we're good. -We're fine. Yeah, fuck it.
他们不能未经你的允许拍摄你的照片 这太疯狂了 They can't take your photograph without your consent. This is insane.
别说话了 让我想想好吗 Stop talking and let me think, okay?
我想纠正我的错误 我必须这么做 I have to make this right somehow. I have to.
我来告诉你什么是正确的决定 Well, I'll tell you how you make it right.
你把这个破玩意退了 打扰一下 You send this shit back. Excuse me.
-打扰一下 先生 -嗨 玛格特 玛格特 -Excuse me! Sir, hi. -Hey. Margot! Margot!
你他妈刚刚在对我打响指吗 Did you just fucking snap at me?
你知道我花了多长时间才订到这里的位置吗 Do you know how long I've been trying to get a reservation here?
不知道 我也不在乎 No, and I don't really care.
不许你把塔可退回厨房 你这个幼稚鬼 You do not send shit back to this kitchen, you child.
他们能让你进来吃饭 足够你感谢天感谢地了 You thank them for even letting you in the door.
-你刚刚叫我什么 -我叫你幼稚鬼 -What did you just call me? -I called you a child
因为你的一举一动都他妈很幼稚 because you're fucking acting like it.
泰勒 你现在必须向我道歉 Tyler, you need to apologize to me right now.
你不应该这样对我说话 You cannot speak to me that way.
其实我可以 因为 叮咚你猜怎么着 我才是买单的人 Actually, I can because, ding dong, I'm the one who's paying.
所以 闭嘴 乖乖吃饭 So maybe, shut up and eat.
我的老天 Mmm. Oh, my God.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
这太好吃了 你快尝尝 This is incredible. You have to try this.
不了 谢谢 别让我打扰你的兴致 No, thanks. Don't let me interrupt.
米尔斯女士 Miss Mills?
有什么我可以帮你的吗 How can I assist you?
请问女厕所在哪里 Just looking for the ladies' room.
在这里 Right this way.
谢谢 Thank you.
这扇银色的门后面是什么 What's behind that silver door?
很特别的东西 Something very special.
不 你不能 No, you can't...
你不该在这里 You shouldn't be in here.
我想知道到底为什么 I'd like to know specifically what it was
你不喜欢上一道菜 about the last course that you did not enjoy.
你几乎没怎么吃 You've barely eaten the food.
为什么 Why?
我想知道 你为什么不吃 I need to know. Why don't you eat?
你为什么关心这个 Why do you care?
我非常认真地对待我的工作 你没吃我们做的菜 I take my work very seriously, and you're not eating.
这让我很难过 And that wounds me.
我猜我只是不太饿 I guess I'm just not very hungry.
我跟你说过我是谁 I've told you who I am.
我是朱利安·斯洛维克 我是这里的主厨 I'm Julian Slowik, and I am the chef here.
那么 你是谁 Now, who are you?
我再问一遍 你是谁 I'll ask again. Who are you?
我是玛格特·米尔斯 I'm Margot Mills.
你来自哪里 玛格特 So, where are you from, Margot?
内布拉斯加州 格兰德岛 I'm from Grand Island, Nebraska.
现在你感觉好点了吗 Now, does that make you feel better?
你还想要我家移动房屋的地址吗 你个混蛋 You want the address for Mom's trailer park, you asshole?
不是你想让我认为你是谁 No, it's not who you want me to think you are.
你到底是谁 Who are you?
我是玛格特 I am Margot.
你今晚不该在这里 You shouldn't be here tonight.
别他妈挡着我的路 Please get the fuck out of my way.
风格还是很戏剧化 但是又很极简 Still very theatrical, but minimalist,
像日本的极简风 like the Japanese, the "minimirasuto" style.
但他很有趣 对吗 But he was being playful, right?
没错 Yes.
让我们聊聊塔可 I mean, let's talk about the tacos.
那是他与我们的一场对话 很有趣 It's a dialogue. It's playful.
我非常兴奋 I'm excited.
我们已经准备好了下一道菜 We're ready for our next course,
-我觉得你们会 -不好意思 -which I think you'll find... -Excuse me.
现在什么情况 But what the hell is going on here?
请让我把话说完吗 可以吗 Would you just let me finish, please? That okay?
谢谢 Thank you.
女士们 先生们 这位是副主厨杰瑞米·劳登 Ladies and gentlemen, please meet sous-chef Jeremy Louden.
杰瑞米设计了下一道菜 Jeremy created the next dish.
困境 It's called "The Mess."
杰瑞米来自内华达州斯帕克斯市 Originally from Sparks, Nevada,
毕业于美国烹饪学院 Jeremy studied at the Culinary Institute in Hyde Park.
杰瑞米给我写过一封感人至深的信 Jeremy's goal, as he wrote in a heartfelt letter,
他说自己的目标是能到霍索恩工作 was to work for me here at Hawthorn.
对不对 杰瑞米 Isn't that right, Jeremy?
是的 主厨 Yes, Chef.
杰瑞米很有天赋 Jeremy is talented.
他很优秀 He's good.
非常优秀 He's very good.
但并不伟大 But he's not great.
他永远都不会变得伟大 He'll never be great.
他极其渴望我的名声 我的工作 我的才华 He desperately wants my prestige, my job, my talent.
他志在成为伟大的主厨 却可望而不可及 He aspires to greatness, but he'll never achieve it.
没错吧 杰瑞米 Correct, Jeremy?
是的 主厨 Yes, Chef.
像我年轻时一样 Like me at his age,
杰瑞米为了实现目标舍弃一切 Jeremy has forsaken everything to achieve his goals.
像我一样 他的生活充满压力 Like mine, his life is pressure.
只为烹饪出最好的菜肴 Pressure to put out the best food in the world.
即使一切顺利 无可挑剔 And even when all goes right, and the food is perfect,
客人和评论家都很满意 and the customers are happy, and the critics are, too,
但依然无法避免困境 there is no way to avoid the mess.
生活过得一团糟 The mess you make of your life,
身体垮掉 精神失常 of your body, of your sanity,
因为你使劲浑身解数 想取悦那些你永远无法结识的人 by giving everything you have to pleasing people you will never know.
杰瑞米 Jeremy...
你喜欢这样的生活吗 ...do you like this life?
你曾梦寐以求的生活 This life that you dreamed about?
不 主厨 -No, Chef. -Mmm-hmm.
你想要我的生活吗 And do you want my life?
不是我的地位和天赋 Not my position, nor my talent.
而是我的生活 My life.
不 主厨 No, Chef.
女士们 先生们 第四道菜 Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth course,
由副主厨杰瑞米呈现 困境 souschef Jeremy's The Mess.
我操 Fuck!
天呐 Oh, God!
这是干什么 What are you doing?
怎么回事 What's wrong with you?
这他妈怎么回事 The fuck is that?
那还挺让人惊讶的 没想到会发生那种事 That was a shock. I didn't see that comin'.
这他妈什么鬼 What the fuck, man?
请坐 请坐下 Please. Sit. Sit.
-一切安好 不用担心 -一切都很好 -Everything's fine. -Please, it's all fine.
-刚刚那是什么 -那是菜单的一部分 -What happened? -It's just part of the menu.
表演的一部分 -It's part of the show. -It's a show?
-表演吗 -那是表演吗 不是吧 That's a show? That's not...
这是你们付钱所享受到的服务的一部分 This is what you're paying for.
是特效吗 那是什么 That's a stunt? What was that?
这是一种专享体验 This is an exclusive experience.
-请回到座位上 -搞什么 -Please just return to your seats. -What the fuck, man?
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
那人是死了吗 Is he dead?
绝对是枪击效果 It's definitely a squib or a packed...
-别动 -可以请您就坐吗 -Stay right there. -Can I invite you
我在别的地方看过 -to sit down, please? -I've seen them
这可不好笑 -use it before. -It's not funny.
真他妈难以置信 What the fuck?
-这是真的吗 -发生了什么 -Is this real? -What is happening?
-看起来像真的一样 -不不不 -It looks so damn real. -No, no, no.
只是表演效果对吧 This is just theater, right?
女士 你他妈说什么 What the fuck are you talking about, lady?
他开枪自杀了 好吗 He just fucking shot himself, okay?
看起来很逼真 莉莉安 非常逼真 It looked very real, Lillian. Quite real.
是表演而已 舞台设计 This is... This is just theater. It's stagecraft.
真的吗 Is it really?
真的 就是这样的 Yeah. This is what he does.
是菜单的一部分 It's part of the menu.
吃吧 Eat!
用餐愉快 Enjoy.
准备第五道菜 Fifth course on order.
遵命 主厨 Yes, Chef!
泰勒 到底怎么回事 Tyler, what the hell is going on?
这是生物动力法酿制的品丽珠 And here we have a biodynamic Cabernet Franc
来自我们合作的布列塔尼酒庄 from our friends at Domaine Breton.
未添加亚硫酸盐 仍保留一丝农场气息 It has no added sulfites, a bit of barnyard funk,
是烤肉的绝妙伴侣 尽情享用 and just a wonderful match with roasted proteins. Enjoy.
-我们走 -我得去拿披肩 -We're leaving. Now. -But I have to get my wrap.
-别管披肩了 快走 -但是 -Forget your wrap. Get up. -But I...
李布兰特先生 怎么了 Mr. Leibrandt?
-我们要走了 -有什么问题吗 -We're leaving. -Is something wrong?
我们现在就走 We're leaving.
现在没有船 There is no boat to leave on.
那我叫直升机 Then I'll call a helicopter.
应该会很困难 这里没有信号 That would be very difficult without phone service.
别他妈挡路 Fucking move.
天啊 按他们说的做 好吗 Jesus. Just do what they say, for God's sake!
我来应付 I'll handle this.
-我来应付就好 -用哪只手 李布兰特先生 -Just let me handle this. -With which hand, Mr. Leibrandt?
什么 What?
你想用哪只手应付 左手还是右手 With which hand will you handle this? Left or right?
你他妈说什么 What the fuck are you saying?
我们帮你选吧 Shall we choose?
选什么 Choose what?
很好 左手 Very well. Left hand.
戴戒指的无名指 Ring finger.
让我出去 让我出去 Let me out! Let me out!
不 No!
拜托 Come on. Come on.
-这是干什么 放开他 -有没有搞错 -Leave the guy alone. -What the fuck are you doing?
轻点 放开他 Come on. Easy. Easy! Leave him alone!
别这样对老人 Leave the old guy alone!
李布兰特先生 请保持不动 Mr. Leibrandt, please hold still.
这他妈有没有搞错 What the fuck are you doing?
理查德 Richard!
请就坐 Please stay seated.
我他妈 What the...
到底发生了什么 叫医生来 What the hell's goin' on? Get a doctor for him.
需要我协助您坐下吗 Do you need assistance finding your seat?
他的手指还在那呢 There's a finger. The finger. There's a finger right there.
他叫得好痛苦 The man is screamin' in pain!
请 坐下 Please, sit.
先生 Sir?
女士 这一点不好笑 老天啊 It's not funny, lady! Jesus Christ!
这都是菜单的一部分 It's all part of the menu.
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
这是真的 对吗 我受不了了 This is real, isn't it? I can't do it.
-我可当不了人质 -那为什么不去和他说呢 -I can't do a hostage thing. I can't. -Then why don't you go talk to him?
去说呀 你不是认识他吗 Go talk to him! Because you know him, right?
那是我编的 I made that up.
为什么 Why?
因为我是个遇事喜欢报自己大名的混账 懂了吗 Because I'm a name-dropping whore. That's why, okay?
女士 请收好您丈夫的戒指 Your husband's ring, madam.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
泰德 听我说 Ted. Ted!
我真的觉得 这全是专门为我们设计的 I honestly think that this whole thing is just for our benefit.
专为我们俩 I mean, us.
所以他才发了短信 这棒极了 不是吗 That's why he texted me. And this is incredible. Right?
演出效果很好 The acting is astonishing.
你他妈说啥呢 What the fuck are you talkin' about?
斯洛维克主厨想和您在厨房聊聊 Chef Slowik would like to see you in the kitchen.
-我能一起去吗 -不行 -Can I come, too? -No.
我很抱歉 你完全不该在这 No, no, I'm sorry, but you're all wrong.
你为什么这么做 Why are you doing this?
你出现在这是个错误 You're just simply wrong.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你是谁 Who are you?
玛格特 Margot.
我叫玛格特 My name is Margot.
我服务过不少叫玛格特的人 而你不叫玛格特 I've served many Margots. You're not a Margot.
-不叫 -这他妈有什么关系 -No. -What the fuck does it matter?
关系就是 今天整晚的活动 It matters because this menu, this guest list,
包括菜单和来宾 全是完美安排好的 this entire evening has been painstakingly planned.
而你不在安排中 And you were not a part of that plan.
然后把一切搞砸了 And it's spoiling everything.
要想继续 我得弄清楚你的位置 In order to proceed, I have to know where to seat you.
和我们一起 还是他们 With us, or with them?
这很重要 It's really... It's very important.
那你会让我活下来吗 And then you'll let me live?
活下来 不会 Let you live? No!
当然不会 Of course not.
你看不出来吗 那会毁了整份菜单 Can't you see that that would ruin the menu?
今晚我们都得死 We're all gonna die tonight.
是这样吗 Isn't that right?
是的 主厨 Yes, Chef!
所以问题就是 So, the question is,
你想和上餐的人一起死 还是和用餐的人一起 do you wanna die with those who give, or with those who take?
但和谁一起都得死 But I die either way?
太随便了 It's arbitrary.
一点都不随便 这厨房里就没有随便的事 No, it's not arbitrary. Nothing in this kitchen is arbitrary.
请选吧 Please pick.
这些决定很重要 These decisions are important, and, uh,
我们的菜单是严格按时的 our menu is strictly timed.
十五分钟后 In 15 minutes,
我会安排菜间休息 到时你就得做出决定了 I'll take a break between courses, and that is how long you have to decide.
要么跟我们 要么跟他们 It's our side or theirs.
同时 请回到座位 In the meantime, please return to your seat.
下道菜很精美 The next dish is exquisite.
-五分钟内装盘完毕 -好的 主厨 -Plating in five! -Yes, Chef!
-我爱你们 -我们也爱您 主厨 -I love you all. -We love you, too, Chef!
操 他给你开小灶了 Fuck! He offer you a kitchen course?
好吧 他做了什么 荤菜还是素菜 All right, what was it? Protein or veg?
荤菜还是素菜 Protein or veg? Hmm?
他妈的 一点都不公平 God damn it. It's not fucking fair.
凭什么给你开小灶 Why do you get a kitchen course?
你整天抽烟 根本他妈尝不出味道 You smoke all day. Can't even fucking taste it.
兄弟们 我们被困住了 好好想想 We're cornered. Let's focus.
我们该怎么办 从哪动手 Wait, what's the play here? What are our options?
门口有人看着 但也能试试 The door is guarded, but it could be a play.
是的 Yeah.
有人顺着走廊看过吗 我们可以 Has anybody seen down the hallway if we can...
兄弟们 我们必须做点什么 不能当懦夫啊 Hey, guys. We gotta do something, and we can't be cowards.
我演过一部片子 叫《袭击》 里面有招很管用 This worked in a movie I did called The Assault.
他们上餐具时 我们直接冲进厨房 怎么样 When they bring their knives and forks, we just storm their kitchen, okay?
你觉得我们的刀功比他们强 You think we have better knife skills than them?
还有别的选择吗 What other choice do we have?
我他妈怎么知道 老兄 I don't fuckin' know, man.
那这样吧 我们 So what, then? We...
去他妈的 我要砸了这破窗户 Fuck it. I'm gonna break this fucking window.
对 快上 砸了它 Yeah! Go for it! Go for it!
操 Fuck!
请让我带您回到座位 Please let me help you back to your table.
操 Fuck.
抱歉 老兄 I'm sorry, man.
-老天 -操 -God. -Fuck.
有种说法 There's a saying.
有时你只需要一杯好茶 "Sometimes all you need is a good cup of tea."
这句话是我在布拉迪斯拉发长大时听到的 I learned that growing up in Bratislava.
我发现 茶不仅能洗去残味 I've found that not only does tea cleanse the palate,
还能在面对逆耳忠言时给人贴心慰藉 but it offers a soothing balm when facing some hard home truths.
在继续用餐前 But before we continue,
对我或者霍索恩 你们有什么问题吗 are there any questions about me or Hawthorn?
有人提问吗 Any questions?
主厨 茶里放了佛手柑吗 Is this bergamot I'm getting, Chef?
对的 Yes, it is.
-主厨 -怎么了 -Chef? -Yes?
我想代表大家说两句 Uh, I think I speak for everybody here when I say that, uh...
我想 我们都想知道 I wanna know... I mean, we wanna know...
老兄 你他妈到底在干啥 Why the fuck is this happening, man?
我来告诉你们 把自己想象成品味过程中的原料 Well, I'll tell you. Think of yourselves as ingredients in a degustation concept.
-什么 -品尝的过程 -What? -A tasting concept.
这是比喻的说法 Figuratively speaking.
我觉得这样形容最好 I think that is the best way to describe it.
不过你们大多数人 应该一点不惊讶吧 But none of this should be a surprise to most of you.
布鲁姆女士 Ms. Bloom.
我能叫您莉莉安吧 我亲爱的早期拥趸 Lillian, if I may, my cherished early advocate
她知道自己影响了多少生意 knows the damage she has done to so many livelihoods.
不 等等 主厨 No, no, no. Hang on, Chef.
不 你别讲话 No, no, no. No, you don't talk.
不好意思 主厨 I'm sorry, Chef.
你接受了一个采访 You submitted to an interview
-和莉莉安·布鲁姆一起 -什么 怎么 -with Lillian Bloom. -What? What?
那个采访最终创造了这家餐厅 And that interview created this restaurant.
你助纣为虐 You enable her filth. You enable her filth.
你支持她 You buttress.
你溺爱她 You coddle.
更多的乳油分离的汤 夫人 More broken emulsion, madam.
你很高兴我发消息邀请你今夜前来 You loved that I texted you an invitation for this evening.
我渴望你的出席 Me yearning for your attendance.
你的自负得以满足 但这并不意外 Your ego was fed. But that is to be expected.
而且 你也满足了我的自负心 And no, you've fed my ego as well.
还有十分钟 米尔斯小姐 Ten minutes, Ms. Mills.
求你了 我丈夫得去医院 Please. My... My husband needs to go to the hospital.
我没事 请放我夫人走吧 I'm fine. Just let my wife go.
我忠诚的常客 My loyal regulars.
过去五年里你们光顾过这里几次 How many times have you eaten here in the last five years?
我不知道 六七次吧 I don't know. Six or seven?
-我觉得比这多 亲爱的 -十一次 十一次啊 -I think it's more than that, Dick. -Eleven. Eleven times.
大多数人觉得能来这里就餐一次就是莫大的荣幸 Most people consider themselves blessed if they eat here only once.
李布兰特先生 烦请您说出一道 Mr. Leibrandt, kindly name one dish you ate
您上次在这里就餐时的菜名 the last time you were here.
您十一次坐船来到这里 Eleven times you take the boat out here
每一次我们都介绍每一道菜 where we introduce every dish every single time.
我们清楚地告诉您 给您上的是什么 We tell you exactly what we're feeding you.
请告诉我您上次来的时候吃过的一道菜 Please tell me one dish you ate the last time you were here.
或者再上一次 Or the time before.
一道就行 One. Please.
-鳕鱼 -什么 -Cod. -What?
鳕鱼 Cod.
那不是鳕鱼 蠢驴 It wasn't cod, you donkey.
那是比目鱼 It was halibut.
是他妈的珍稀的斑点比目鱼 Rare, fucking spotted halibut.
这重要吗 What does it matter?
对比目鱼来说很重要 李布兰特先生 It matters to the halibut, Mrs. Leibrandt.
对那些手下杰作在你们肠子里变成屎的艺术家们同样重要 And to the artist whose work turns to shit inside your gut.
我让我的菜品和价位相匹配 I've allowed my work to reach the price point
所以只有阶级高如在座各位的人才能吃到 where only the class of people in this room can access it.
而我也曾愚蠢地去试图满足 And I've been fooled into trying to satisfy
那些根本就无法被满足的人 people who could never be satisfied.
从她开始 Starting with her.
但那就是我们的文化 不是吗 But that's our culture, isn't it?
我的餐厅也是问题的一部分 And my restaurant is part of the problem.
你说这是你的餐厅 You say it's your restaurant.
但如果我们今晚都坦诚一点 它不是 But if we're all just bein' honest tonight, it's not.
你说得对 道格·维瑞克是我的天使投资人 You're right. Doug Verrick is my angel investor.
他拥有这个岛和这间餐厅 He owns this island and this restaurant.
鉴于霍索恩是我生命的全部 And since Hawthorn is my entire life,
我得说 道格·维瑞克也拥有我 I would have to say that Doug Verrick owns me.
但现在事情有点复杂了 Except now things are a little more complicated,
我拥有道格·维瑞克 and I own Doug Verrick.
-上帝啊 -我的天哪 -Oh, Jesus. -Oh, my God.
我操 Holy shit.
嘿 我们怎么阻止这一切 兄弟 Hey, hey. How do we stop this, man?
-不 -行吗 求你停下 -No. -Okay? Just please just make it stop.
他妈的告诉我们怎么才能阻止这一切 我们来阻止 行吗 Just fuckin' tell us how to stop this. We'll stop it, okay?
-你阻止不了的 -很显然 我们有钱 -You can't stop it. -Obviously, we have money.
说个数吧 我们给你 Just say how much, and we'll give it to you!
快他妈说个数啊 兄弟 Just say a fucking number, man!
不 我不需要你们的钱 No. I don't need your money.
他出钱帮你在新冠期间继续营业 你个混蛋 He kept you open through COVID, you prick!
是 没错 但他质疑我的菜单 Yes, he did. And he questioned my menu.
他甚至想把我换掉 尽管 He would even request substitutions despite the fact that
在霍索恩根本没人能代替我 there are no substitutions at Hawthorn!
坠落吧 天使 Fallen angel, please.
不 No! No, no!
这他妈什么 What the hell?
-不 -听着 -No. -Listen.
-这他妈的 -我说了"听着" -This is fucking... -I said, "Listen."
不 朱利安 No! Julian!
-这他妈的太离谱了 -我说了"听着" -This is fuckin' insane. -I said, "Listen."
不 No...
-听着 -不 这太他妈离谱了 -Listen. -No, no. This is fuckin' insane.
不 我说让你们"听着" No, I said, "Listen!"
听着 Just listen!
好的 Yeah.
你听到了吗 Do you hear?
然后 And...
再然后 And...
他沉下去了 最后 ...under he goes, and...
无声无息 ...quiet.
你听到了吗 Do you hear it?
你听到那片寂静了吗 听啊 你能听到吗 Do you hear that silence? Listen, can you hear it?
那片寂静意味着 That silence means...
我自由了 I'm free.
时间到了 米尔斯小姐 Time's up, Ms. Mills.
主厨会在他的办公室等您 Chef will speak with you now in his office.
请进 Come in.
你做出选择了吗 You've made your decision?
-是的 -你的选择是 -I have. -And what have you decided?
你是对的 That you were right.
我不该在这里 I shouldn't be here.
我是满怀崇敬地说出这些的 And I say this with respect,
因为我确信您才华横溢 because I'm sure that you're quite brilliant,
但这一切 不是为我而设 but, um, all of this is not meant for me.
你根本就不觉得我才华横溢 就别这么说了 那是假话 You're not sure I'm brilliant, so don't say it. It's false.
好吧 Fine.
我不觉得你有才华 I'm not sure that you're brilliant.
还有呢 Oh, I was expecting more.
操你妈 Fuck you!
我猜得由我来替你做决定了 I guess I'm gonna have to make your decision for you.
你属于这里 和你的同类一起 You belong here with your own breed.
和什么同类一起 And what breed is that?
和咱们这些干脏活累活的人一起 With the shit shovelers.
你以为我看不出来 You thought I couldn't tell?
我一眼就看出来你也是做服务业的了 Oh, I know a fellow service industry worker when I see one.
李布兰特先生 你怎么认识他的 Mr. Leibrandt. How do you know him?
你盯着他看了一晚上 You've been eyeing him all evening.
-我觉得你知道 -我不知道 -Well, I think you know. -No, I don't.
他花钱买体验 So, he paid for an experience.
但我看得出 你作为体验的提供者 And I can tell, as one provider of experiences to another,
并不会轻易慌张 that you don't rattle easily.
那么他是怎么能让你感到慌张的呢 So, how did he rattle you?
-他没有让我感到过慌张 -玛格特 -He didn't rattle... -Margot.
他要求我同意他说的每一句话 He told me to agree with everything he said
还要在他打飞机的时候和他保持眼神交流 and continue eye contact while he jerked off.
哇 要求很详细嘛 Wow. Specific.
算不上 Not really.
这事儿早有先河 Pretty unoriginal.
真正让我恐慌的是 What rattled me
他让我对他说他是个好人 is that he told me to tell him that he was a good man,
还让我说我是他女儿 and that I was his daughter,
他爱我 我爱他 and that he loved me, and I loved him and...
所以他是个浪漫主义者 And so, he's a romantic.
不用说这么细节 No, I don't need details.
我了解什么样的顾客最糟糕 You know, I... I know what a bad customer is.
是啊 Yeah.
你喜欢提供服务吗 Do you enjoy providing your services?
喜欢 Yes.
或者说 以前喜欢 Or I... I used to.
你喜欢提供服务吗 Do you enjoy providing yours?
以前喜欢 Oh, I used to,
但我已经很久没有很想为别人做饭了 but I haven't desired to cook for someone in ages.
真是怀念那种感觉啊 And one does miss that feeling.
跟我来 Come with me.
大家气氛不高嘛 Everyone's so down!
女士们 先生们 我们的下一道菜 Ladies and gentlemen, for our next course,
一起享用夜晚的空气吧 let us take the evening air!
来吧 出门 Come on! Outside!
-先生 请 -来吧 大家都出来 -Please, sir. -Come on. Outside, everyone.
要是我们找到一艘船 就可以逃走 If we can find a boat, we can make a break for it.
-员工们都一起 -请跟上主厨 -Regulars, too. Come on. -Please follow Chef.
主厨 我可以和你简单谈一下吗 主厨 Chef, I'd love to talk to you very quickly, Chef.
-跟上 -您先请 -Come on! -After you, please.
客人先走 Guests first.
理查德 Richard.
跟着我 Follow me.
一起走进这宁静夜晚的空气中 Into the tranquil night air.
别害怕 没什么好害怕的 Don't be frightened. Nothing to be frightened of.
或许某个地方会有备用船 可以让我们离开这里 So, maybe there's a spare boat somewhere and we can get out of here.
去哪 To what?
-什么 -离开了这里去哪 -What? -Get out of here to what?
你们俩说啥呢 What the fuck are you talking about, bro?
-我们死定了 -没事的 -We're dead. -It's okay.
有事 我们活不过今晚了 No. We're gonna die tonight.
是啊 -Yes, we are. Yeah. -Yeah.
下一道菜由副主厨凯瑟琳·凯勒呈上 Our next course will be presented by sous-chef, Katherine Keller.
大家晚上好 Good evening, everyone.
三年前 Three years ago,
朱利安·斯洛维克想要上我 Julian Slowik tried to fuck me.
我拒绝了他 I refused his advances.
一周之后 他又想上我 A week later, he tried again.
我再一次拒绝了他 And again, I refused.
但他没有炒我鱿鱼 But he didn't fire me.
没有 No.
他让我留在了他的厨房 He kept me in his kitchen,
在之后的八个月中 他对我不闻不问 and refused to look me in the eye or speak directly to me for eight months.
他能做到 He can do that.
因为他是明星 Because he's the star.
他就是我们的主厨 He's the man.
我们的下一道菜是"男人之愚蠢" Our next course is called "Man's Folly."
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我操 Fuck.
所有的男性食客 我们现在给你们一个逃走的机会 To our male diners, we now offer you the chance to escape.
让你们先跑四十五秒 You'll be given a 45-second head start,
时间一到员工们就会来抓你们 at which point members of my staff will try and catch you.
如果被抓住了 If they do catch...
好吧 Okay.
四十五秒现在开始计时 Forty-five seconds starts now.
-拿好了 -什么 -Hold this. -What?
抱歉 你知道我很糟糕 I'm sorry. Come on. You know I'm awful.
你是一个很棒的美食评论家 You're a wonderful critic.
我回去以后第一件事就来救你 I'll... I'll send for help. First thing.
你也可以跑 You, too.
不打扰你们了 I'll, uh, leave you to it.
要和我一起进来吗 Care to join me inside?
外面有点冷了 It's getting chilly.
就走这里 It's right this way.
好的 Okay.
这边 This way.
出发 Go!
-谢谢 -谢谢 -Thank you. -Thank you.
味道真不错 This is fantastic.
梅干的酸 搭配层层发酵乳 The tartness of the umeboshi and the waves of ferment.
囗感丰富 却又干净 It's rich, and yet it's clean.
很美味 It's delicious.
是的 以前 Yes, well, there was a time
这种话对我来说真的很重要 布鲁姆女士 that would have meant a lot to me, Ms. Bloom.
很好吃 It's so good.
真的非常好吃 -Yes, it's really good. -Mmm-hmm.
我很喜欢这个什么表情干 You know, it's the emoji for me.
梅干 -Umeboshi. -Hmm?
-梅干 -梅干 -Umeboshi. -Umeboshi.
真的很好吃 This is so good.
-你很有天赋 -谢谢 -You're very talented. -Thank you.
我本来不喜欢泡沫的 但是 Usually don't like foam, but...
兄弟 你别和我靠这么近 Don't fucking run next to me, bro!
明明是你靠我太近 No, you're running next to me!
这树林也太大了 滚开 It's a big fuckin' forest! Fuck off!
-离我远点 -滚开 -Get away from me! -Fuck off, bro!
操 Fuck.
天哪 Oh, my God.
好 Yeah.
你认识我的丈夫 You know my husband.
是的 Yeah.
我认识 I do.
好 Right.
你可以告诉我们 You can tell us.
是不是我们今晚都会死 Are we all really dying tonight?
要是你们活着的话 就没有用了 It doesn't work if you live.
-什么没有用了 -菜单 -What doesn't work? -The menu.
为什么 Why not?
它需要一个结局 It needs an ending...
这样概念才能全部串联起来 That ties everything together conceptually.
否则就只是好吃而已 没人会在乎 Otherwise, it just tastes good, and who cares.
我是说 你真的可以开一间自己的餐厅 I mean, really, you should have your own place.
对吧 我可以帮你 Right? And I could help you with that.
-我知道你可以 布鲁姆女士 -我可以 我可以 -I'm sure you could, Ms. Bloom. -I could. I could.
只是我们要讨论一下 We would just have to talk about...
死这件事 ...the dying thing.
"让大家都死"其实是我的提案 Oh, everyone dying was my pitch, actually.
为此我非常自豪 I'm super proud of it.
-算了 你们喝酒吗 -请吧 -Anybody want any wine? -Yes, please.
操 Fuck it.
谢谢 Thank you.
我听到啪的一声 I heard a pop.
他妈的 Fuck!
这是为最后一位被抓的客人准备的特别菜单 A special bite for the last guest to be caught.
用酸奶油和枫糖来装点帕萨德蛋 A little play on the Passard egg with crème fraîche and maple.
-请享用 -谢谢 -Enjoy. -Thank you.
虽然你们也不会在意 Not that you guys give a single, flying fuck,
不过我不叫玛格特 but my name is not Margot.
我叫艾琳 It's Erin.
我来自马萨诸塞州布雷克顿 And I'm from Brockton, Massachusetts...
就这样 So there's that.
派对结束了 Party's over.
来吧 先生们 Come, gentlemen.
-欢迎回来 -你吃了什么 -Welcome back. -What did you get?
先生 请 Sir? Please.
打扰了 很抱歉 请让我来拿 谢谢 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'll take that. Thank you.
布鲁姆女士 请允许我来 Ms. Bloom. Please.
没关系 没事 Allow me. No, it's fine. It's fine.
给你 Here.
天哪 Oh, God.
你在外面怎么样 How'd you do out there?
很棒 我赢了 I did great. I killed it.
我是唯一逃脱的人 I'm the only one who got away.
对不起 我是个该死的失败者 I'm sorry. I'm a fuckin' failure.
没关系 It's okay.
我一直在偷你的钱 I've been stealing money from you.
我知道 I know.
我知道你知道 I know you know.
我给索尼写了一封负面的推荐信 I wrote a negative recommendation to Sony.
我知道 你抄送给我了 I know. You cc'd me on it.
大伙 Folks,
在我们处理好一个未解决的问题之前 I'm afraid our menu cannot continue as planned
恐怕我们不能按计划继续上菜了 until we deal with an unresolved matter.
你 You.
我 Me?
你 You.
告诉我你为什么来这里 Tell me why you're here.
因为我想要 You know, because I wanted to...
先咽下去 Swallow first.
我想体验你的食物 主厨 I wanted to experience your food, Chef.
那我们是怎么和你说的 And what were you told?
我们之前是怎么和你说的 What were you told ahead of time?
你说这会是史上最棒的菜单 You told me it'd be the greatest menu ever created.
对 还有呢 Right. And? And?
还有所有人都会死 And that everyone would die.
"所有人都会死" "Everyone would die."
你有一个女伴 You had a date.
我好像记得你有一个女伴 I seem to remember you had a date.
不是今天这位年轻的女士 Not the young woman here tonight,
你的女伴 她怎么了 so what happened to her? Your date?
她和我分手了 主厨 She broke up with me, Chef.
所以你就带来了玛格特 So, you brought Margot.
为什么 Why?
因为你们不提供单人的席位 'Cause you don't offer seatings for one.
所以 尽管知道她会死 你还是雇了她来 So, you hired her knowing she'd die.
-是的 -你这个有权有势的人渣 -Yes. -You entitled piece of shit!
我要杀了你 泰勒 I'm gonna kill you, Tyler!
冷静 Calm down.
你不能怪她 对吗 You can't blame her, can you?
我们联系的这八个月以来 For the eight months I've corresponded with you,
泰勒 我让你进入我们的世界 I gave you, Tyler, access to our world, hmm.
我还让你发誓保密 And I swore you to secrecy.
你以为我为什么这么做 Why do you think I'd do this?
-你让我来是因为 -为什么 为什么 -You wanted me here because... -Why? Why?
你说我很懂食物 ...you said I know a lot about food.
对的 你和别人不一样 对吗 That's right. You're not like the others, are you?
我是说 你知道万能雪泥机 I mean, you know what a Pacojet is.
-是的 -你知道佛手柑 -Yeah. -You knew what the bergamot was.
-是的 我能尝出来 -是的 你可以 -Yeah. I could taste it. -Yeah, you could.
对 我知道 而且你认出来了 Yeah, I know, but you identified it.
-认出了它的味道 -是的 -Picked it out. -Mmm-hmm. Right.
我印象深刻 That impressed me.
-真的吗 -对 -Really? -Yeah, yeah.
你是个厨师 -I mean, you're a cook. -Oh!
厨师属于厨房 Cooks belong in the kitchen.
是吧 Right?
是 主厨 Yes, Chef!
好 Yeah.
-跟我来 -真的吗 -Come with me. -Really?
我 真的吗 Me? Really?
对 我给你准备了一些东西 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have something for you.
好的 Okay.
过来 在艾尔莎这里 Come here. Elsa has it.
是厨师服 Ah, it's a chef's jacket.
霍索恩为您特别提供 Courtesy of Hawthorn.
哇 -Wow. -Mmm-hmm.
-不错 -谢谢您 -Nice. -Thank you.
你看起来太棒了 玛格特 他是不是看起来非常棒 You look wonderful. Doesn't he look wonderful, Margot?
-是不是很帅气 -是 主厨 -Doesn't he look good? -Yes, Chef!
帅小伙先生 Mr. Handsome Boy.
我要让这件外套独一无二 I'm gonna personalize the jacket.
泰 "T, Y,
勒 L, E, R."
谢谢您 Thank you. Thank you.
-我为你骄傲 -谢谢您 主厨 -I'm proud of you. -Thank you, Chef.
泰勒 开始烹饪吧 Tyler, now cook.
-什么 -烹饪 -What? -Cook.
-你是个厨师 所以烹饪吧 -我不确定我能不能在这里烹饪 -You're a cook. So, cook. -Oh, I don't know if I can cook here.
-烹饪 烹饪 -现在 我不 -Cook. Cook. -Now? I don't...
烹饪 就现在 Cook! Go on, now.
你需要什么 What do you need?
-我们这什么都有 -请起立 -We have everything. -Please rise to observe
-观看示范 -别害怕 -the demonstration. -Don't be frightened.
-你想要什么 -请起立观看示范 -What do you want... Um... -Please rise to observe the demonstration.
大家 请过来 Everyone, please come around.
请看 泰勒将展示他的高超厨艺 Please. Tyler's gonna demonstrate his culinary expertise.
-请起立观看示范 -所有人 Please rise to observe the demonstration.
请过来 离近一点 Everyone, please. Come around. Come closer.
你需要什么 What do you need?
-韭葱 -给厨师拿点韭葱 -Uh... Leeks. -Get the cook some leeks.
这是你的台位 还需要什么 Leeks. This is your station here. What else?
大 Um... Sh... Ah...
大便 你要来点粪便吗 Oh... Shit? Would you like some shit?
不 No. Uh...
红葱 Shallots.
给大美食家来点红葱 Shallots for the great foodie!
多么伟大的一位美食家啊 The phenomenal Mr. Food himself!
不好意思 我很抱歉 Excuse me, I'm sorry.
所有人都围过来看 我们得向泰勒学习 Everyone gather around. We must learn from Tyler.
这是一种新的切丁法 可惜我们之前对它一无所知 This is a new dicing method of which we have been woefully ignorant.
接下来需要什么 What next?
黄油 Uh... Butter.
黄油啊 黄油 韭葱和红葱用黄油炒 Butter? Butter. Leeks and shallots sautéed in butter.
我见证了一场烹饪革命 I bear witness to a revolution in cuisine.
你不需要加点肉吗 Would you like a protein?
-羊肉 -羊肉 -Uh... Lamb. -Lamb!
哦 好的 我觉得做好了 主厨 Oh, yeah. I think it's done, Chef.
你觉得做好了你确定 You think it's done? You're sure?
-嗯 -你想 -Mmm-hmm. -You wanna...
或许你想把它塞到万能雪泥机里头去 Maybe you wanna jam it into the Pacojet.
不 No.
哇 Wow.
味道真的很 It's actually quite...
差 ...bad.
就是你这样的人 让烹饪艺术流干了神秘感 You are why the mystery has been drained from our art.
你现在明白了 不是吗 You see that now, don't you?
抱歉 主厨 Sorry, Chef.
过来 孩子 过来 Come here, son. Come.
过来 Come here.
遵命 主厨 Yes, Chef.
现在你也自由了 And now you're free, too.
女士们先生们 我想向你们所有人道歉 Um, ladies and gentlemen, I wanna apologize to you all.
你们刚刚看到的本来不是今晚的菜单上的内容 What you just saw was not originally part of tonight's menu.
我们追求完美 We strive for perfection,
那是一种不存在的东西 which of course does not exist,
这对我来说是个难以接受的事实 所以 原谅我 and that is a hard truth for me to accept, so please forgive me.
跟我来 Come with me.
示范环节到此结束 And that concludes our demonstration.
请回到你们的座位 Please return to your seats.
听我说 Listen to me.
菜单上只剩下最后一道菜了 There's only one more savory course left in our menu.
意味着我们得开始准备甜点 That means we must prepare for dessert.
做甜点需要一个大桶 Dessert requires a large barrel
它应该放在那个角落里 that is supposed to be there in the corner.
你看到桶了吗 Do you see a barrel?
-不 我没看到 -我也没有 -No. No, I do not. -Neither do I.
那是因为我粗心的同事艾尔莎 That is because my negligent colleague, Elsa,
忘了派人送 forgot to assign someone to bring it.
所以 玛格特 你去拿桶吧 So, Margot, you will fetch the barrel instead.
-我 -是的 -Me? -Yes.
你还记得熏制室吗 You remember the smokehouse? Hmm?
也许吧 我不 Maybe... I don't...
主厨 你也许应该派我们团队里 Chef, perhaps one of us should...
玛格特从现在开始是我们的一员 艾尔莎 Margot is now one of us, Elsa.
对吗 玛格特 Right, Margot?
-好的 -好的什么 -Yes. -Yes, what?
好的 主厨 Yes, Chef.
艾尔莎 把熏制室的钥匙给她 Elsa, give her the smokehouse key.
好的 主厨 Yes, Chef.
去吧 Go.
走啊 Go!
不好意思 Excuse me. Uh...
抱歉 主厨 I'm sorry, Chef.
斯洛维克先生 Sir... Sir Slowik. Um...
你好 Hi.
怎么了 What's up?
是这样的 Oh... Well, look...
我真的 我只是想说 因为 What I really... I just wanted to say because, um...
听着 我不想听起来像什么 Look, I'm not trying to sound, like, all whatever here or anything,
但我只是觉得这样不太公平 but I just don't think it's really fair.
或许 Maybe.
如果 If...
你想知道为什么要惩罚你吗 Do you wanna know why you're being punished?
当然 Sure.
我看过一部电影 《打给阳光医生》 我并不喜欢它 I saw the film Calling Doctor Sunshine, and I did not enjoy it.
等等 什么 Wait, sorry?
那是一个周日 It was a Sunday.
我几个月来唯一的休假 My one day off in months.
最宝贵的一天 The most precious day.
我可以真正生活的一天 The day where I was allowed to live.
然后 我独自一人去电影院看了这部阳光医生 And I saw the film Calling Doctor Sunshine alone in the cinema.
但我不是导演 我只是个演员 But look, I didn't direct it. I just acted in it.
你在那部电影里的脸 The memory of your face in that film,
以及现在又一次见到了你 让我心神不宁 and seeing you again now haunts me.
把我逼疯了 Drives me.
你让我思考 当一个艺术家失去了目标 会发生什么 What happens to an artist when he loses his purpose?
很可悲 It's pitiful.
不 你是对的 No, you're right.
那她呢 And what about her?
你上的是哪所学校 What school did you go to?
布朗大学 Brown.
靠学生贷款上的吗 Student loans?
不是 No.
不好意思 那你得去死了 I'm sorry. You're dying.
操 Motherfucker.
真的吗 Really?
谁都不能进主厨家 No one is allowed inside Chef's house.
你认为你很特别吗 Do you think you're special?
你违反了这条规定 You've disobeyed this rule.
我照看顾客 这样主厨就能专心注意着菜单了 I take care of the customers so that Chef can take care of the menu.
自从你一来 你就一直让人讨厌 You've been a nuisance since you have arrived.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
如果你不介意我这么问的话 If you don't mind me asking though,
为什么你要为他而死 why would you die for him?
你取代不了我的 You will not replace me.
取代你 相信我 我没有 Replace you? Trust me, I have no...
不 No, no. No!
停下 够了 Stop! Enough!
他没跟我说过桶的事 He didn't tell me about the barrel.
我也没有忘记 I didn't forget.
哦 老天 Oh, my God!
老天啊 Oh, my God.
有人吗 Hello?
生日快乐 亲爱的布莱斯 Happy birthday, dear Bryce
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
你告诉他们今天是我生日了 You told them it was my birthday?
本来三小时之前还觉得挺好玩的来着 Seemed funny about three hours ago.
谢谢 Thank you.
把桶放那 回到座位上吧 Well, leave it there and take your seat.
我希望你能理解 玛格特 I want you to understand something, Margot.
我是个怪物 I am a monster.
不 我以前是个怪物 No, was a monster.
还是个婊子 And a whore.
但是今晚我所做的一切 But tonight, everything I'm doing is pure.
别无其他目的 Egoless.
到后来 我几乎感觉不到疼痛了 And at last, the pain is almost gone.
这双主厨的手 Chef's hands.
完全不怕高温 Asbestos hands.
我可以毫无防护就把铸铁烤盘从灼热的烤箱里端到你们的餐桌上 I can carry a cast-iron from a hot oven to your table with no protection.
我再也不会受伤了 玛格特 I can no longer be hurt, Margot.
就像金博士说的那样 痛苦的经历教会我们 As Dr. King said, "We know through painful experience
自由绝不是压迫者主动施舍的 "that freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor.
而是要由被压迫者自己来争取 "It must be demanded by the oppressed."
他这是引用了马丁·路德·金的名言吗 Did he just quote Martin Luther King?
-没错 -是的 -Yep. -Yes, he did.
怎么回事 What?
看来你找到我们的无线电了 I see you found our radio.
马上整理好餐厅 Clear the dining room immediately!
有船来了 It's a boat!
你叫人来了吗 Did you call someone?
-有船来了 -有船来了 -It's a boat. -It's a boat.
怎么回事 你要干什么 What? What are you doing?
冷静放松一点 Easy! Easy, there!
你他妈对他干了什么 The fuck are you doing to that man?
哥们 冷静下来 Bro, easy with that!
太紧了 太紧了 Tight, tight, tight.
很好 Good.
你们可能会忍不住向他求助 You'll be tempted to ask him for help.
-甚至会向他乞求 -不 -To plead, even. -No, no, no.
但这样做很不明智 他帮不了你们 This would be unwise. He cannot help you.
扪心自问两件事 Ask yourselves two things.
第一 你们真的想为一个无辜之人的死负责吗 One, if you really wanna be responsible for the death of an innocent man.
第二 问问自己 这整个晚上 And two, ask yourselves, this entire evening,
你们怎么没有一个人努力反击 why didn't you all try harder to fight back?
逃离这里呢 To get out of here?
说实话 你们有机会的 Honestly, you probably could have.
仔细想想吧 Something to think about.
晚上好 警官 我们有什么能帮您的吗 Good evening, Officer. How can we help you?
我接到报警说有骚乱 I got a report of a disturbance.
在这吗 Uh, here?
是什么骚乱呢 What kind of a disturbance?
暴力骚乱 A violent one.
-你是老板吗 -我是执行主厨 -Are you the owner? -I am the executive chef.
这里最近换老板了 不过那是另外的事了 Ownership changed hands recently, but that's another story.
听着 我也不想这么不礼貌 但是如你所见 Now, I don't wish to be rude, but as you can see,
我们的客人还在用餐中 we're right in the middle of service.
今晚这里有人用短波无线电求救了吗 Did anybody here call in a distress over the shortwave tonight?
我们可不会给客人 We're not in the habit of serving our guests
上短波无线电来佐餐 shortwave radios with their meals.
嘿 Hey.
你是不是 Uh... Are you...
是的 没错 我是 Yes, yes, yes. I am.
哇哦 我可是你的铁杆粉丝 Wow. I'm a big fan.
谢谢 Thank you.
你想要他的亲笔签名吗 Would you like his autograph?
我不想打扰你们 I don't want to bother you.
不 不会打扰的 No, no, no. It wouldn't be a bother.
但是我 我没有 I just, I don't have a...
没关系 我们有笔的 来吧 No, we have a pen. Let's do it.
太好了 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
-你叫什么名字 -戴尔 -What's your name? -Dale.
-戴尔 最近怎么样 戴尔 -你好 -Dale. What's up, Dale? -Hi.
你太棒了 You're great.
我和我夫人都很喜欢 My wife and I, we loved that, um...
叫什么来着 你演外科医生的那部片子 What's it called? The one where you play the surgeon?
对 《呼叫阳光医生》 Yeah. Calling Doctor Sunshine.
-对 没错 很棒的片子 -给你 -Yeah! Yeah, great stuff. -Here you go.
太感谢了 Thank you so much.
好了 Okay. Um...
很抱歉打扰你们 我现在就走 Well, sorry again for bothering you folks. Uh, I'll be leaving now.
没关系 哥们 随时再来 For all you do, man, anytime.
感谢你这么晚还出警 Well, thank you for your service.
双手抱头 每个人都是 快点 Hands on your head! Everyone! Now!
不 你在开玩笑吧 No, no. You're joking.
你在开玩笑吧 You're joking.
我可没有开玩笑 先生 I am not joking, sir.
拜托 这一定有什么误会 Come on. Clearly, there's a misunderstanding.
救救我们 Help us!
-是的 没错 -他要把我们全杀了 -Yes! Yes! -He wants to kill us all!
回到座位上 所有人 赶紧回到座位上 Back to your seats! Everyone! Back to your seat now!
他该死的疯了 He's fucking crazy!
回到自己的座位上 Back in your chair now.
安静 所有人 回到你们的位置上 Silence! Everyone, back to where you were.
坐下 快点 Sit down. Now!
安静 Quiet!
-是他 是他干的 -是他 -It's him! It's him! -Him!
-所有人 -他要把我们都杀了 -Everyone! -He wants to kill us all!
闭嘴 Do not speak!
你 You.
跪在地上 双手抱头 快点 On your knees with your hands over your head. Now.
-太好了 -谢谢你 -Yes! -Thank you!
-你他妈完蛋了 -真好 太好了 -You are fucked! -Yes! Yes! Yes!
哦 天啊 Oh, my God!
其他这些混蛋和他是一伙的 先生 小心一点 All these other fuckers are with them too, sir. Watch out.
-冷静下来 -去你的 -Calm down! -Fuck you!
-冷静一点 -操你妈 -Stay calm. -Fuck you!
我允许之前全都别动 都别动 Nobody move until I say so. No one move!
-不 不要 -你在干什么 -No, no! -What are you doing?
嘿 Hey, hey, hey.
-是他 是他 是他 -不 -Him, him, him! -No!
谢谢你 戴尔 谢谢你 Thank you, Dale. Thank you.
好样的 Good job.
在厨房我们要一起合作 否则我们一事无成 So, in a kitchen we all work together, or nothing works at all.
我们要像团队一样合作 We work as a team.
你 You...
内布拉斯加州来的玛格特 Margot from Nebraska.
你背叛了我们神圣的信任 You... You've betrayed our sacred bond of trust.
你向我们展示了你的粗心大意 And you've shown your craft to be careless.
我看错你了 你是食客 是索取者 I was wrong. You're an eater. You're a taker.
和其他人一样 Like all the rest.
最后一道菜 五分钟内装盘 Final course! Plating in five!
遵命 主厨 Yes, Chef!
我不喜欢你的食物 I don't like your food.
你说什么 What did you say?
我说 我不喜欢你的食物 我要退回去 I said I don't like your food, and I would like to send it back.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry to hear that.
您为什么不喜欢呢 What about my food is not to your liking?
首先 For starters,
你剥夺了吃东西的乐趣 you've taken the joy out of eating.
你今晚做的每一道菜都是智力训练 Every dish you served tonight has been some intellectual exercise
而不是大家想坐下来好好享受的食物 rather than something you want to sit and enjoy.
当我品尝你的食物的时候 尝起来并不是带着爱意做的 When I eat your food, it tastes like it was made with no love.
太荒唐了 我们总是带着爱意做菜 Oh, this is ridiculous. We always cook with love.
-不是吗 -是的 主厨 -Don't we? -Yes, Chef!
人人都知道爱是最重要的成分 Everyone knows love is the most important ingredient.
那你就是自欺欺人了 Then you're kidding yourself.
得了吧 主厨 我以为今晚我们要开诚布公的 Come on, Chef. I thought tonight was a night of hard home truths.
这是其中一个问题 This is one of them.
你带着一种痴迷做菜 而不是爱 You cook with obsession, not love.
即便是热菜 尝起来都是冷冰冰的 Even your hot dishes are cold.
你是主厨 You're a chef.
你在这世上唯一的目的是为人们 Your single purpose on this Earth is to serve people food
上他们喜欢的菜 而你失败了 that they might actually like, and you have failed.
你失败了 You've failed.
而且 你让我觉得很无聊 And you've bored me.
最糟的是 我还是很他妈饿 And the worst part is I'm still fucking hungry.
你还饿 You're... You're still hungry?
是的 Yes, I am.
有多饿 How hungry?
饿极了 Starved.
你想吃什么 Well, what are you hungry for?
你能做什么 What do you have?
我什么都做 Everything.
-你知道我其实想吃什么吗 -告诉我 -You know what I'd really like? -Tell me.
芝士汉堡 A cheeseburger.
我们能做芝士汉堡 Yeah, we can do a cheeseburger.
我想要真正的芝士汉堡 A real cheeseburger.
不要花里胡哨 玩解构主义先锋派的垃圾 Not some fancy, deconstructed avant bullshit.
真正的芝士汉堡 A real cheeseburger.
我会给你做一个美味传统的芝士汉堡的 Well, I'll make you a very good, very traditional cheeseburger.
我觉得你做不了 I don't think you can.
你会觉得这是你人生中吃到的第一个芝士汉堡 I'll make you feel as if you're eating the first cheeseburger you ever ate.
很便宜 但你父母也只能勉强买下的那种 The cheap one your parents could barely afford.
-做给我吃 -你想要什么样的 -Show me. -How do you like it?
五分熟 美国芝士 Medium. American cheese.
要想做芝士汉堡 美国芝士是最佳选择 American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger,
因为它融而不化 because it melts without splitting.
多少钱 How much will that set me back?
9.95美元 $9.95.
送薯条吗 That come with fries?
-尼尔斯 -怎么了 主厨 -Niels. -Yes, Chef?
-炸锅还开着呢吗 -开着呢 主厨 -Is the fryer still on? -Yes, Chef.
波纹薯条还是普通薯条 Crinkle-cut or julienne?
这才是 Now that...
真正的芝士汉堡 ...is a cheeseburger.
没错 Yeah.
这是真正的芝士汉堡 That is a cheeseburger.
但不好意思 我觉得我现在吃不完 Unfortunately, I think my eyes were a little bigger than my stomach.
我明白了 Well, I understand.
剩下的可以打包吗 Can I get the rest to go?
请等一下 One moment, please.
一个芝士汉堡 打包带走 One cheeseburger to go.
送您一个礼品袋 And a gift bag.
感谢您在霍索恩用餐 Thank you for dining at Hawthorn.
谢谢你 Thank you...
谢谢你做的一切 ...for, um... For everything.
上最后一道菜前 我想说一下小费的问题 Before our final course, there is the matter of the bill.
本餐厅不收小费 今晚的账单包括小费了 We're on a no-tip system, so gratuity is included.
请好好享受各位的礼品袋 And please enjoy your gift bags.
里面有好东西 Um... Some goodies in there.
我们本地供应商的小册子 A booklet of our local suppliers,
自制的格兰诺拉麦片 some house-made granola,
道格·维瑞克的一根手指 今晚菜单的复印件 one of Doug Verrick's fingers, and a copy of tonight's menu.
不 Oh! No, no.
这钱杂志社报销 It's on the magazine.
我告诉过你 你走不掉的 I told you you weren't leaving.
我想再说一遍 感谢各位前来用餐 So, once again, thank you for dining with us tonight.
你们代表着我的艺术和生活的 You represent the ruin of my art
分崩离析 and my life,
现在你们要成为其中的一部分了 and now you get to be a part of it.
我希望这会成为我的大师之作 A part of what I hope is my masterpiece.
现在 我们的最后一道甜点 And now, our final dessert course
是对经典安慰食物的有趣创新 is a playful twist on a comfort food classic.
烤棉花糖饼干 The s'more.
它对人类味蕾最具冲击力 The most offensive assault on the human palate ever contrived.
劣质巧克力和糖水明胶 Unethically sourced chocolate and gelatinized sugar water
包上工业级的全麦饼干 imprisoned by industrial-grade graham cracker.
它是我们一切错误的集合 可我们却用天真无邪 It's everything wrong with us, and yet we associate it with innocence.
用童年 With childhood.
用爸爸妈妈 与其联系在一起 Mom and Dad.
能改变这鬼东西的是火 But what transforms this fucking monstrosity is fire.
我的天呐 Oh, God.
净化之火 The purifying flame.
可以滋养我们 温暖我们 It nourishes us, warms us,
改造我们 锻造并毁灭我们 re-invents us, forges and destroys us.
我们必须拥抱火焰 We must embrace the flame.
我的天呐 求你了 Jesus fucking Christ! Please.
我们必须被净化 We must be cleansed.
变得清清白白 Made clean.
像殉道者 Like martyrs
或异教徒一样 or heretics.
我们可以被纳入其中 We can be subsumed...
焕然一新 ...and made anew.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我爱你们 I love you all!
我们爱你 主厨 We love you, Chef!